OK guys, this is my problem:

I've been going out with this hot guy named "Eric". We've been together for about six months and he just confessed to me last night that he loves me and wants me to be his wife. lol, he clearly admitted his feelings. Well, I don't have feelings for him. I just like him for the money and sex he gives me. That's fine and dandy (I guess) except I have a few things to tell him: 1) I've been sleeping with his ex girlfriend behind his back 2) I'm a stripper 3) I'm using him clearly for his money 4) He's my sex god.

Anyways, I don't want to break his heart ... so how should I come out and tell him the truth w/out risking my beloved relationship??? I need advice. lol

This is most likely a prank, But I'll answer anyway....

First off you don't have a "beloved relationship".

Second, there is no way you can save this.

Originally posted by Shiela HUMPhrews
OK guys, this is my problem:

I've been going out with this hot guy named "Eric". We've been together for about six months and he just confessed to me last night that he loves me and wants me to be his wife. lol, he clearly admitted his feelings. Well, I don't have feelings for him. I just like him for the money and sex he gives me. That's fine and dandy (I guess) except I have a few things to tell him: 1) I've been sleeping with his ex girlfriend behind his back 2) I'm a stripper 3) I'm using him clearly for his money 4) He's my sex god.

Anyways, I don't want to break his heart ... so how should I come out and tell him the truth w/out risking my beloved relationship??? I need advice. lol

Go on The Jerry Springer Show. :lol:

Originally posted by Shiela HUMPhrews
I need advice.

Advice piece #1- get your head out of your ass, tell this poor guy what you're doing to him, and get the hell out of his life.

Advice piece #2? Stop trying to ruin other people's lives like that.

:lol: Sorry. I was expecting a serious question.

Originally posted by Shiela HUMPhrews
OK guys, this is my problem:

I've been going out with this hot guy named "Eric". We've been together for about six months and he just confessed to me last night that he loves me and wants me to be his wife. lol, he clearly admitted his feelings. Well, I don't have feelings for him. I just like him for the money and sex he gives me. That's fine and dandy (I guess) except I have a few things to tell him: 1) I've been sleeping with his ex girlfriend behind his back 2) I'm a stripper 3) I'm using him clearly for his money 4) He's my sex god.

Anyways, I don't want to break his heart ... so how should I come out and tell him the truth w/out risking my beloved relationship??? I need advice. lol

This is not the place to be talking about such personal things. Why would you want everyone to know all of this? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by dawsongirl
:lol: Sorry. I was expecting a serious question.

So was I. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan
This is not the place to be talking about such personal things. Why would you want everyone to know all of this? :rolleyes:

I could see if it was something else personal- I've shared personal things here before, but I see what you mean. This is just... disgraceful.

:rofl: You're only 15 years old. BWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! :rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: :rotflmao: :rofl: :rotflmao:

Oh my God, you need to have your legs taped together PERMANENTLY.

Miss Vicki how do u know Sheila is only 14 yrs old? Sheila you're a bisexual huh? I think u did give us too much personal information about this guy you're seeing. U need to tell him the truth about what you're doing. Does he know you're a stripper?

Originally posted by isiahthomas
Miss Vicki how do u know Sheila is only 14 yrs old? Sheila you're a bisexual huh? I think u did give us too much personal information about this guy you're seeing. U need to tell him the truth about what you're doing. Does he know you're a stripper?

Isiah, it's not THAT hard to find out how old somebody is. Click on the http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/images/profile.gif button next to somebody's name, let the page load and you will see the birthdate in there. Okay?

Well if she's only 15 yrs old, how is she a stripper? I know u gotta be at least 18 to be a stripper right?

Hey, Valentines Day! My favorite holiday!

Originally posted by isiahthomas
Well if she's only 15 yrs old, how is she a stripper? I know u gotta be at least 18 to be a stripper right?

She could have a fake ID.

WOW...

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:eek: :eek: :eek:

and she's 15???!!!

I would like to have a talk with her parents, and straighten them out, before we can straighten her out.

Shiela HUMPhrews - Stop with these foolish posts and threads. You're obviously doing all this for the shock value. Take it somewhere else.