Chad22
06-20-2004, 01:39 AM
Chip Newman - Chad Doody
Clyde Newman - Robert Carradine
Mary Newman - Marcia Strassman
Luke Brown - Taran Killam
Rachel Martin - Hilary Duff
Gary - Matthew Lawrence
Alyson Tanner - Alyson Michalka
Heather - Emma Lahana
Daphne Hunter - Amanda Bynes
Laura - Leah Pipes
Thug 1 - Walter Jones
Thug 2 - Nick Cannon
Patty - Kimberly J. Brown
Girl On Bench - Alex McKenna
Old Store Owner - Abe Vigoda
Old Lady Crossing Street - Betty White
Boy Scout - Andy Lawrence
Man With Dog Leashes - Jason Marsden
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*A Shot of Inside a High school is shown As Many Kids are shown walking through the hallway. A Hot girl is shown Standing And Talking with her friends as a Boy Looks on at her. He starts to sweat immensely and lets out a large breath, He then starts to walk towards her...But changes his mind and starts to walk away fast in the other direction when A Guy stops him.*
Guy: No Way, Chip. You are NOT Chickening out again!
Chip: I Cant do this, Luke....Shes so beautiful....And Im So....Me.
Luke: Chip, You Have been trying to ask Rachel Martin out since the 2nd Grade...And EVERY Year you Make an Oath to yourself that you're finally going to ask her out, Yet you Never do! Then you go the entire year just staring at her, Talking to me about her nonstop, And Sneaking around outside her house like a freakin stalker! This is our Senior year of High school, Chip...Our SENIOR Year! If you dont ask this girl out and ask her out soon, You're not gonna have any more chances. Heck, Shes already had Boyfriends!
Chip: Yeah but she broke up with Greg 3 weeks ago.
Luke: Then this is your chance man! Put up, Or shut Up!
Chip: *Nervously* Ok...
Luke: Just rememeber, Play it smooth.
Chip: Smooth?
Luke: Smooth!
*Chip Lets out a big gasp of air and looks into The Glass Trophy case so he can see his reflection and fix his hair. He then Unbuttons the top button on his shirt And gets a suave Look on his face as Luke gives him a thumbs up. Chip then starts to walk off.*
Luke: *To Himself* C'Mon Chip...Dont Chicken Out.
*"Smooth" By Santana and Rob Thomas Starts to play as Chip walks down the hallway with a Suave and Smooth Look on his face and a slow Paced Walk. A Group of people then walk by as Chip Winks and Gives a Pointing gesture at them. They All Look at him like hes an idiot and walk off as Chip Pauses and takes a Look over at Rachel, Who is getting a drink out of the water fountain. Chip Gives a cocky Smile and starts to walk even slower towards her. After a second or two she stops drinking and Looks up at him as She slowly Waves her hair to the back of her head Without using her hands. Chip Looks at her a second with a A Suave smile, She Looks back at him as a smile starts to grow on her face. He Continues to walk towards her when Someone Accidently drops their Schoolbooks and Since Chip wasnt paying attention he trips over them and goes crashing down to the ground as the Music stops. Luke is then shown with a smile on his face which quickly fades away as A Bunch of people laugh at Chip. Rachel walks up and helps Chip up.*
Rachel: Oh My God...Are You Ok?
Chip: *Brushing himself off* Yeah...Just A Little fall.
Rachel: Oh.
Chip: Yeah....
Rachel: So....Chip, Right?
Chip: Yeah.
Rachel: Havent i seen you around before?
Chip: Well we've been in the same Class sine 2nd Grade...
Rachel: No, I Mean somewhere else....Arent you that guy that is always hanging around outside my house?
Chip: Uhhh....Yeah. Thats the best place in town to......Birdwatch.
Rachel: Oh. You're into birds?
Chip: I Love it.
Rachel: See any interesting ones lately?
Chip: Yeah...I Seen A Nice pair of Hooters the otber day.
Rachel: WHAT?
Chip: *Nervously* UHHH....You Know....Owls.
Rachel: *Giggles* Oh?
Chip: Yeah.
Rachel: Funny...All these years My Father thought you were Watching Me Dress In the window when The Binoculars were actually for Birdwatching! *Laughs* Isnt that funny?
Chip: *Fake Laugh* Yeah...Ha..Ha.
Rachel: He always wanted to go out and beat you with a bat....But i told him not to.
Chip: Thanks.
Rachel: No Problem. Well...See Ya.
*Rachel starts to walk off.*
Chip: Wait...
*Rachel turns around*
Rachel: Yeah?...
Chip: I Uhhh....You Wanna....Uhh.....
Rachel: Yes?...
*Chip Keeps Trying with a nervous look and eventually just gives Up*
Chip: Thanks for helping me Up.
Rachel: *Smiles* No Problem.
*Rachel walks off as Chip Slaps himself in the forehead and Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Dude, That was Pitiful!
Chip: I Know, I Know...
*Luke Puts his arm On Chip's Shoulder and they start to walk off.*
Chip: You realize if i didnt trip i woulda went for it, Right?
Luke: Whatever you say, Man.
Chip: I Would have!
*The 2 continue walking. Later On Chip & Luke are walking down the street when they walk into the driveway of a yard.*
Luke: See ya at school, Tommorow.
Chip: Yeah, See Ya.
*Luke walks off as Chip walks in his House and sees his Mom in the Kitchen cooking.*
Chip: Hi, Mom.
Mary: Hi Honey. How was school?
Chip: Utterly embarassing.
Mary: Why, What Happened?
*Just then Chip's Dad walks In.*
Clyde: Mary, Have you seen My Laptop?
Mary: Its in the Bedroom, Clyde.
Clyde: Ok. Hey, Chip.
Chip: Hi Dad
Clyde: How was school?
Chip: Well as i was teling Mom, Utterly Embarassing.
Clyde: What happened?
Chip: Well theres this Girl I've always had a thing for...
Mary: Rachel Martin?
Chip: *Confused* How do you know that?
Mary: Honey, You've Been sitting outside her house Every Saturday since you were 7 years old...
Chip: I AM NOT A STALKER!
*Clyde & Mary Look at each other, Then back at Chip.*
Mary: Maybe i better let your father handle this. Man to Man.
*Mary smiles and walks out.*
Chip: Dad, Can i ask you a question?
Clyde: Sure, Son.
Chip: How do you do it?
Clyde: Do What?
Chip: How do you talk to girls?
*Clyde Laughs and thinks for a minute.*
Clyde: Well Chip, It wasnt exactly easy for me either. At least not as Myself...
Chip: What?
Clyde: Oh...Nevermind.
Chip: No, Dad...What do you mean By "Not as Yourself?"
Clyde: Well.....Its kind of stupid.
Chip: Im A Desperate Man, Dad. A DESPERATE Man.
Clyde: Well i certainly dont recomend this....But when i was younger, I Used to.....Go To other towns and pick up girls by pretending to be someone else.
Chip: What?
Clyde: In One town id be Dr. Frank Hobson, In Another id be Captain Randy Kirkman. But i was never...Clyde Newman.
Chip: So to get girls, I Have to be someone other than Chip Newman?
Clyde: Nah...I Wouldnt recomend that, Chip. Its Kind of stupid really. I Remember once i told this girl i was an Airline Pilot...And when she found out i wasnt one and found out i lied about my entire identity....
Chip: She dumped you?
Clyde: She married me.
Chip: Woah...Hold on a sec. You're telling me you met Mom by pretending to be an Airline Pilot?
Clyde: Pretty Much.
Chip: So you entire relationship is based on a Lie?
Clyde: Well not exactly. You see, I Was with ALOT Of Girls while Going under all these fake names....And your Mother was the only one that ever found out i was a fake. And While she was a bit mad about the whole thing, She was also flattered that i would go through all the trouble just to get a date with her. We got to know each other and she got to know the REAL Me and we dated for 2 years, Got married, And the rest is History.
Chip: Wow...
Clyde: Yeah, I Know....Goofy Huh?
Chip: No Dad, I Think thats really cool.
Clyde: *Smiles* Well Thanks, Chip. But like i said..I Dont recomend it. It could lead to alot of trouble...
Chip: Ok Dad, Thanks.
Clyde: Anytime. And hang in there...When love happens, It Just Happens!
*Clyde pats Chip on the back and walks out as Chip starts to think. The next day at School Chip is shown walking in the Building when Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Dude....Bad News.
*Luke & Chip are shown hiding behind wall as Rachel is shown making out with a guy.*
Chip: SHE MADE UP WITH GREG?!
Luke: 'Fraid So, Man. Im Sorry...
Chip: *Frowning* Eh Thats Ok...Its my own fault for not asking her out yesterday.
Luke: So what are you gonna do, Now?
Chip: I Dunno...Guess i could try for another girl.
Luke: *Laughs* Chip, It Took You 10 Years to even TALK To Rachel...By the time you get started on a new girl you'll be like 40 before you even get to 2nd base.
Chip:....Not Neccesarily.
Luke: What?
Chip: I Have trouble speaking to girls. I Dont know exactly what it is....Fear of rejection, Fear of getting laughed at, Just Plain nervousness. But the fact is, As long as I'm Chip Newman im never going to be able to ask a girl out.
Luke: And your Point is?...
Chip: So...I'll Be someone else.
*Chip walks off as Luke stands looking confused. He then stays silent like 4 seconds.*
Luke: HUH?!
*Chip & Luke are shown in the Cafeteria later eating Lunch.*
Luke: You're Crazy Man....Thats never gonna work.
Chip: You're saying it cant be done?
Luke: Oh No, Im not saying it cant be done...Im saying it cant be done by YOU!
Chip: Thats just the thing though, Luke. It Wont Be ME!
Luke: No Matter who you pretend to be...You're Still Chip Newman.
Chip: Think of it this way, Luke. The Fear of rejection, The fear of getting laughed at, The Nervousness....It Wont be there! Because im going to be a complete stranger that appears virtually out of nowhere, And is never seen again.....There wont be a Reputation to mess Up!
Luke: Dont you think people would recognize you?
Chip: Not if i do it in other towns!
Luke: Hmmm...Actually, You May be on to something...
Chip: I Know! Tommorows Saturday...I Can Hit Some Close But Not Too Close Town. Every Saturday i can hit a different town under a different Alias. Its Flawless!
Luke: Whats gonna be your first Alias?
Chip: Not Sure Yet.
Luke: Make sure its something with Style....Girls love a Man in style.
Chip: *Thinking* Man in style...Eh?
*"Stayin' Alive" By The Beegees Plays as Chip is shown walking down a street in a Leisure suit with his hair gelled back. He walks by a store and sees the old store owner outside bringing Boxes in. Chip Winks and does a Pointing gesture at him, Then walks By.*
Store Owner: .....Moron.
*Chip continues walking til he sees A Blonde girl sitting On A Bench in the park eating an ice cream. Chip Smiles and walks up to the bench and sits down next to her as the Music stops.*
Chip: Hey Foxy Mama, *Raises Both Eyebrows Twice* Wanna Juke "N" Jive?
*The Girl gets mad and A Shot of Her fist coming directly At Chip from his Point of view is shown as the screen goes black. Chip is then shown in school with a Black eye as Luke is Laughing.*
Luke: OH MAN...*Laughing* I Cant believe you Tried THAT!
*Luke starts laughing even harder as Chip Looks annoyed.*
Chip: It Sounded Alot better when i came up with it.
*Luke's laughing then dies down and stops.*
Luke: Well so much for this other identity thing.
Chip: Oh, Im still gonna do it.
Luke: WHAT? After that disaster?
Chip: Yes! That was only my first try...Im sure i'll get better as i go on.
Luke: Whatever you say, Man.
Chip: So what should i do This week?
Luke: Well keep the style idea in tact...But Not Styles that went out in the 70s! Maybe something a little more...Debonaire.
Chip: *Thinking* Debonaire....Eh?
*The James Bond theme plays as Chip is shown walking out of his closet wearing a Tuxedo with his hair combed over to the side and slick Looking. He then walks up to the Mirror.*
Chip: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
*Chip Is then shown walking into a restaurant and Looks around, He sees a Girl around his age sitting at a table. He then gives a suave smile and walks up as the Music stops.*'
Chip: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
Girl: Uhhhh Sure.
*Chip sits down.*
Chip: The Names Burbank....Walter Burbank.
Girl: Daphne Hunter. Nice to meet you.
*The Girl extends her hand to shake but Chip takes it and kisses it.*
Chip: Whats a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
Daphne: Uhhh...Just Getting ready to eat.
Chip: Wonderful.
*Just then a waiter comes up with a Burger and Fries on a Plate.*
Waiter: There you go.
Daphne: Thanks.
*The waiter walks off as Daphne Looks In her burger.*
Daphne: Aw Man.
Chip: What is it, My Dear?
Daphne: I Asked For No Cheese, But theres cheese.
Chip: I Can take care of that.
Daphne: No Thats Ok, Walter.
Chip: I Insist.
Daphne: Really...Its not that big of a deal!
Chip: Waiter....WAITER!
*The Waiter comes up.*
Waiter: Yes, Sir?
Chip: This girl asked for No cheese on her Burger. There Is clearly cheese on it.
Waiter: I'm Pretty sure she asked for Cheese.
Chip: Are you calling her a liar? Whatever happened to "The Customer Is Always Right?"
Waiter: Listen Dude, I've only been working here a week...I Really dont need to take this crap from you.
*Chip stands Up.*
Chip: Let me just tell you this...I Have Some friends in very high places. If you dont take this burger back right now and replace it with A Cheeseless Hamburger, I Will Not only make sure you are fired....But i will have a discussion with my Government friends about Auditing Your Taxes.
Waiter: Dude....Are you freakin Kiddin' Me?
Chip: *Raises Eyebrow* Is that a chance you're willing to take?
Waiter: ......One Hamburger coming right up...
Chip: I Thought so.
*The Waiter walks off as Chip sits back down.*
Daphne: *Confused* Thanks...
Chip: Anything for a Beautiful woman such as yourself.
Daphne: You're Kinda freaking me out, Man...
Chip: Does that mean you wanna get....*Raises eyebrow* "Freaky"?
Daphne: Actually....I Just wanna get as far away from you as possible.
*Daphne stands up and runs out the door as Chip slaps his forehead. The waiter then comes up with the new burger.*
Waiter: Where'd The Chick go?
Chip: *Frowning* She walked out on me.
Waiter: Oh....I'm Sorry Man. I Know what its like.
Chip: You...Do?
Waiter: I'm Gary.
Chip: I'm Walter.
*Later On Chip & Gary are shown sitting at the table crying Their eyes out.*
Chip: *Crying* Why Must they be so cruel?
Gary: *Crying* I Dont Know Man....I DONT KNOW.
Chip: *Tears Up even More* DAPHNEEEEE!
Gary: *Does the same* PAULLLLL!
*The Waiter starts to cry harder as Chip raises his eyebrow and backs his chair up a bit. Chip & Luke are then shown walking outside.*
Luke: Bombed again, Huh?
Chip: How did you know? I've barely Even said Hi to you yet.
Luke: I Know that look on your face...The Look of Rejection.
Chip: Ok, So it didnt work.
Luke: Thats strike 2 man..
Chip: This week Will be better, Dont worry.
Luke: Where you going this week?
Chip: Rochester.
Luke: Rochester? Thats a bad town, Man...
Chip: Why?
Luke: Havent you ever been there? Its filled with Gangs and thugs....Thats no place to meet girls. The girls in that town alone could easily beat the crap out of you. Heck....The girls in our town could beat the crap out of you.
Chip: So I'l Blend In, Look Tough...Shouldnt be too hard.
*'Cant Touch This" By MC Hammer Plays as Chip is shown walking down the steets of "The Ghetto" Dressed In A Basketball Jersey, Baggy Jeans and A Baseball cap turned to the side of his head. He walks down the street trying to Look Smooth when 2 Thugs walk up to him And the music stops.*
Chip: Whats Up Homie?
Thug 1: What?
Chip: Im Your dog, Man.
Thug 2: What you been smokin', Kid?
Chip: Ha Ha...Word.
Thug 1: Go Home, Kid.
Chip: I Am Home, Homie. I Belong in da ghetto, G.
Thug 2: Let me put it this way, Get outta here before i give you an old fashioned Ghetto beat down.
Chip: Chill Homes, I Dont want no trouble.
*Chip Does the George Jefferson walk down the street as the Thugs Start Laughing. Chip then sees a Girl.*
Chip: Whats your name, Honey?
Girl: Patty.
Chip: What you say we..."Go Get Our Groove On"?
*The Thugs are shown again.*
Thug 1: Hey, That Crackers trying to steal your girl.
Thug 2: WHAT?
*Thug 2 Looks over and sees this.*
Thug 2: I'LL BUST A CAP IN THAT FOO'!
*Thug 2 takes a Gun out of his pocket and shoots it at Chip, The Bullet just barely misses Chip's head.*
Thug 2: I'LL TEACH YOU TO BE STEALIN' MY GIRL.
Chip: AHHHHHHHHH
*Chip runs off as fast as he can. Luke is shown getting stuff out of his locker, He closes the locker door and Chip is shown with his eyes bulged out.*
Chip: And after He Chased me about 3 Blocks i managed to lose him...
Luke: How?
Chip: I Hid in a Laundry Mat.
Luke: How Long?
Chip: About an Hour....You Know, That place is actually pretty cool. There was this one old lady that taught me how to Properly starch a Shirt. And Man, It was...
*Luke Raises his eyebrow.*
Chip: Nevermind...
Luke: Yeah...So you finally gonna give this up?
Chip: I'm Just getting started.
*Chip walks away as Luke shakes his head. A Museum is then shown With A Girl Walking around and Looking at Paintings. She Stops To Look at a Painting of a cow when Chip walks up dressed in all Black and wearing a Bere't.*
Chip: Amazing isnt it?
Girl: ...Excuse Me?
Chip: The Texture, The Point of view.....Its Amazing.
Girl: .......Its A Cow.....
Chip: Well, Of course at first glimpse its only a cow...But when you Stare hard enough....You'll See It. Its like stareing deep into the Artist's Soul.
*The Girl stares at the Painting for about 10 seconds.*
Girl: No....I Still see a cow.
*Chip smiles.*
Girl: Are you an artist or something?
Chip: Well...I Paint a little. I One day hope to follow in the steps of Michaelangelo & Leonardo.
Girl: You wanna Be a Ninja Turtle?
*Chip Looks at her and Raises his eyebrow.*
Chip: Ha..Ha...
*The Girl Looks confused.*
Chip: Allow me to introduce myself, I Am Francisco Von Gougier.
Girl: I'm Heather. Are you french?
Chip: Yes.
Heather: Ohhh...I Love French Fries!
Chip:.....Yes. So you wanna go get some?
Heather: Sure!
*Chip & Heather are shown sitting at a table in a restaurant when Gary from the other town comes up.*
Gary: Walter?
*Chip Looks scared*
Chip: Gary?
Heather: I Thought your name was Francisco?
Chip: Ummm...Walters my nickname.
Heather: Oh.
Chip: What are you doing here?
Gary: The other place fired me for messing up orders....And Being Gay.
Chip: Thats Horrible.
Gary: I Know....All Those poor people Didnt get what they ordered.
*Chip Raises his eyebrow.*
Gary: So what'll it be?
*Chip & Heather Look at each other and smile.*
Chip & Heather: French Fries!
Gary: Sure thing....And May i add, You guys make a great couple!
*Chip & Heather smile*
Gary: *Starts to cry* Just like me and Paul Did...
*Chip Gets up and Hugs Gary as Gary crys on his shoulder. Gary then starts to let out LARGE Noises of crying as Chip starts to look a little scared. Chip & Heather are then shown outside of a House holding hands.*
Heather: I Had a great time.
Chip: Me too.
Heather: Can is ee you again?
*Chip Gets An Upset Look on his face.*
Chip: I'm Sorry Heather....But i Have to go back where i came from.
Heather: France?
Chip: *Sad* Yeah....France. See ya later.
Heather: Hold on a second.
Chip: Yeah?
*Heather Grabs Chip and Kisses Him. Chip's eyes become large as Heather's are closed....Seconds later the Kiss ends.*
Chip: Wow...
Heather: Good Bye, Francisco.
Chip: Bye Heather...
*Heather Gets a tear in her eye and walks inside, Chip Has a Look on his face as if hes unsure of what hes doing. Chip is shown entering school days later looking sad as Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Bombed again, Huh?
Chip: Nah...I Met a Girl, Went out with her, And at the end of the date we kissed.
*Chip walks off sad as Luke Looks confused, Luke then walks up to him.*
Luke: Wait a minute....This finally worked...And you're upset?
Chip: This whole thing seemed so flawless until last night...Then it finally hit me that this isnt just some game. I'm Dealing with Real People here...With real feelings. I Dont think i'm gonna do this anymore..
Luke: What?! Dude....You JUST Got going. I was against this from the start, But even i have to admit....You Have conjured up the perfect scheme here. You got a girl to go out with you, You can do it again!
Chip: What good is it though, Luke? Its not like im ever gonna see her again after...
Luke: Think of it this way man....You Have a good time, They have a good time....I Dont see how theres any losers here?
Chip: Yeah...I Guess.
Luke: You just keep it up pal....You wont be sorry.
*Luke pats Chip on the back and walks off, Chip stands with a Guilty Look for a few seconds, Then shakes it off and walks off. "Livin' La Vida Loca" By Ricky Martin Plays as Chip is shown walking down a sidewalk with his hair gelled up wearing shades, A Sparkling Purple shirt and some leather pants. A Bunch of guys are shown Giving him dirty Looks along the way. Chip then walks a little bit further And Turns around only to see a small crowd of girls around him.*
Girl: Are you a movie star?
Another Girl: Or famous at all? Cause you totally Look Like it.
*Chip Brings His shades down exposing his eyes As the Music stops.*
Chip: Hello Ladies. Have you ever heard of Teen Pop Star, Derek Michaels?
Girl: Uhh....Of Course I Have!
Another Girl: Me too!
Chip: You...Have?.....Uhh Of couse you have! I'm Here in town On Vacation...Try and get away from the big city life. Would one of you lovely ladies like to accompany me for a night on the town?
*All the girls Look at each other in silence for a few seconds, Then start screaming and running towards Chip.*
Chip: ORDERLY LINE GIRLS, ORDERLY LINE!.....
*Chip Runs off as the girls all chase him down the street. The same group of guys that gave Chip dirty Look are now getting furious that Chip is getting all the girls. Chip continues to run and jumps over a car to get away from the crowd, The crowd try to get over the car and follow him but they all get stuck as theres to many people. Chip then starts to run faster as a few of the girls that were able to get away from the crowd continue chasing him, Chip then runs into a store as the girls rush by...Moments later the large crowd of girls go by trying to catch up. Chip Sees them all go by, And runs out the store in the Opposite direction when hes stopped by the crowd of boys that were giving him dirty looks.*
Chip: Uhh...Problem...Gentlemen?
Guy: Yeah theres a problem...You Think just because you're some famous pretty boy you can come into our town and steal our chicks?
Chip: No, I Was Just...
Other Guy: I SAY WE MESS UP PRETTY BOY'S FACE!
*"Why Cant We Be Friends" By Smashmouth Plays as The guys start to walk towards chip.*
Chip:.....Uhhh...Guys, Im really sorry But I'll Have to take a raincheck...I GOTTA GO!
*Chip runs off Quickly as the guys chase him down. A Front shot of Chip running off fast with a look of fear on his face is shown with About 15-20 Guys in the background chasing him down with angry faces.*
Girl: THERE HE IS!
*All the girls Look over at the chase and run over. Soon the girls And the Boys are shown chasing Chip down the street when Chip turns the corner and starts running down the street. An Old Lady is shown on the sidewalk When a Boyscout walks up to her.*
Boy Scout: May i be of some assistance, Maam?
Old Lady: Oh...Thank You Young Man.
*The Boyscout helps the old lady halfway across the street When they stop.*
Boy Scout: Whats that Noise?
*The Boy Scout & The Old Lady listen in for a minute, Then turn around and see Chip being chased by the enormous crowd of people. Both of them get scared Looks on their faces.*
Boy Scout: OUT OF THE WAY, GRANDMA.
*The Boy Scout Shoves the Old Lady Down and Runs off as the Old Lady Gets trampled by the large crowd. Once they're gone by the Old lady starts to sit up.*
Old Lady: *In Pain* Oh Dear...
*The Old Lady moves as a Bone cracking Noise is heard. Chip & The Boy scout are then shown running from the crowd of Pop Star Hungry Girls and Jealous Boyfriends when they run by a Man walking 4 or 5 dogs on a leash, The dogs start barking and run with the crowd.*
Man With Leashes: NOOOOOO!
*The dogs run off with the crowd dragging the man along as he screams in Terror. A Large shot of Chip & The Boyscout running from the Enormous crowd of Boys, Girls And Dogs carrying a guy on a leash is shown when they get up to another sideroad and see a car going by. Chip, In A Move of desperation leaps onto the back of the car and grabs on for a ride as the crowd chases the car down but starts to get smaller and smaller from Chip's Point of view. Chip Smiles and lets out a big relief As He Looks back, Not Noticing the car is heading towards a tunnel. Chip stands up on top of the car.*
Chip: I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
*The Car Drives into the tunnel as Chip hits his head on the top of the tunnel and goes crashing back off the car landing in the dirt as the Music stops. The Car drives back in reverse a little and the driver gets out revealing himself as Luke.*
Luke: Chip?
Chip: *Dizzy* Luke?
Luke: What the heck were you doing on my car?
Chip: Long story...
Luke: Listen dude, You Oughta go do your Looking for chicks thing someplace else....This town is going CRAZY Today over some Visiting Pop Star.
Chip: I Know...You're Looking at the Pop Star.
Luke: Wht? No Way....They Believed that?
Chip: I Gave em some fake name and they all acted as if they knew who i was....Kinda sad when A Group of girls are so desperate to meet someone famous that they all form a mob trying to meet someone they've never even heard of.
Luke: Teenage Girls....I Dont Understand them, I Just Get lucky with em.
Chip: Hey Dude...Wanna do me a favor?
Luke: Whats That?
Chip: Put this on.
*Chip puts his shades and Shirt on Luke.*
Luke: What are yo doing?
Chip: Getting out of here...Good Luck.
*Chip runs at Luke's Car and gets in.*
Luke: DUDE.....THATS MY CAR!
*Chip drives off quickly as Luke stands Looking Upset. The Song "Why Cant We Be Friends" By Smashmouth starts up again as The Boyscout, The Crowd of Popstar Hungry Girls, The Jealous Boyfriends, And The Dogs carrying a man by their leashes comes running up.*
Girl: HES OVER THERE!
Luke: AHHHH
*Luke runs off as fast as he can as the crowd chases him down the road tunnel. Chip is shown in school days later reading the news paper In which the Front page has a Picture of the Enourmous crowd chasing Luke With "Visiting Pop Star Gets Mobbed". Chip puts the paper down and sees Luke standing with a black eye.*
Luke: I Am kill you for that...
Chip: Listen Luke, I....
Luke: Let....Me....FINISH.
*Chip Gets a scared Look on his face.*
Luke: I Am gonna kill you With the most EXTREMELY Painful and Goreish death i can think of. Then I'm gonna learn how to perform a satanic death ritual....Bring you back to life....AND DO IT AGAIN!
Chip: Luke....I'm REALLY Sorry. It all happened so fast, I Didnt know what else to do!
Luke: Eh....Ok. You did return my car in one piece.....And the Bruises should heal pretty soon.
Chip: The Jealous Boyfriends beat you up?
Luke: Actually It was the Boyscout....But he had one heck of a Punch.
*Chip Raises his eyebrow.*
Luke: So What about it, dude...You done?
Chip: Nah....Nah, Man. I'm Just gonna have to go A Little More Low Profile. Don't Want another mob scene.
Luke: No....No, We dont. So what are you gonna be this week?
Chip: The same thing my Dad used to win over my Mom...
*A Girl is shown smiling Outside.*
Girl: An Airline Pilot? Wow!
*Chip is shown dressed in a Pilots suit.*
Chip: Yep...Flying my first official flight, Monday.
Girl: Arent you a little young to be an Airline Pilot?...
Chip: I look young for my age.
*Girl Smiles.*
Chip: The names Roger Porter.
Girl: I'm Alyson Tanner.
Chip: So....You wanna see a movie or something?
Alyson: Sure!
*Chip & Alyson are shown sitting inside movie theater watching Movie. Horror Music is heard playing on the screen as a Bunch of people gasp and Alyson puts her head on Chip's shoulders whcih makes Chip Smile. Later on Thw two are shown walking out of the theater.*
Chip: So, Did you have fun?
Alyson: Yeah....That was scary, Though.
Chip: *Looks Brave* Well, My Dear...In My Line of duty, You cant afford to be scared.
Alyson: Then why were you shaking?...
Chip: Uhhh.....Its A Condition.
*Alyson Looks worried.*
Alyson: You Poor Thing.
Chip: I Dont get scared....But i get nervous. Especially in the presence of a beautiful girl like yourself.
*Alyson blushes as Chip leans in to kiss her, But she stops.*
Alyson: I'm Sorry...I Have to go home.
Chip: So soon?
Alyson: I Promised my Mom i'd be home by now.
Chip: Well...Ok.
*Alyson starts to walk off And Chip walks in the other direction when she stops and turns around.*
Alyson: ....Will i see you again?
*Chip stops and gets a concerned look on his face as he blows some air out in frustration.*
Chip: Listen, Alyson...I.....
*Alyson Looks into Chip's eyes.*
Chip: I'll Be back next weekend.
*Alyson smiles And runs over to him and they kiss. After the Kiss is over she Looks at him.*
Alyson: So we'll meet in the park?
Chip: Sure.
Alyson: See you, Then.
Chip: See Ya...
*Alyson walks off smiling as Chip pauses and thinks to himself. Days later Chip is shown in the school hallway.*
Luke: Let me get this straight....Youa sked a girl out for a 2nd date?!
Chip: Actually she asked me...And i said yes.
Luke: Dude, That is risky. I Thought the plan was to hit one town each week, One girl each week....If you keep going back o the same place, Eventually shes gonna figure you out.
Chip: I Cant help it man...I Really like this one.
Luke: And you didnt like the others?
Chip: Well, I Did...But not like this one. Shes Special...Theres a chemistry. I Can feel it!
Luke: Dude....3-4 Weeks with this girl And Shes gonna figure you out.
Chip: No she wont.....Because im gonna tell her.
*Luke's eyes widen.*
Luke: DUDE, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Chip: Maybe I Am.
Luke: How are you even gonna tell her something like this?
Chip: i'll jUST casually drop it into the conversation.
Luke: Oh Right, Chip. Hi, How ya doing....Nice weather we have today....I'M A COMPLETE FAKE WHOS NAME YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!
Chip: I'll Tell her everything, Luke. This girl is Nice....She'll Understand.
Luke: Alright, Man. You're my best friend and i support you all the way, But just remember....When this all blows up in your face...You're gonna wish you listened to me!
*Chip Walks off loking a little bit unsure. "My Girl" By The Temptations Then Plays as Shots of Chip & Alyson meeting in the park, Having a Picnic, Playing Frisbee And Kissing under a tree are shown. Chip & Alyson then walk around the park holding hands.*
Chip: Alyson....I Have something to tell you.
Alyson: I Have something to tell you too, Roger.
*Chip Nods.*
Alyson: The past few weeks...Have been the best weeks of my life. You're the sweetest, Most Kind Boy i've ever met.
*Chip Smiles*
Alyson: And most importantly....You're Honest with me.
*Chip looks down with a Look of guilt.*
Alyson: Roger?...
Chip: Listen, Alyson....I'm Not who you think i am.
Alyson: You're not...An Airline Pilot?
Chip: Alyson, My Name isnt even Roger. My Name is Chip Newman...And I'm Just a loser that pretends to be something hes not to get girls.
Alyson: *Shocked* So you dont really love me?
Chip: No No! I LOVE YOU ALOT!.....Thats why I Kept going out with you. All those other girls i only went out with a week, I Didnt confess my real name to them...Buy you.....I Love you.
Alyson: *Starts To Tear Up* Oh Chip...
Chip: Yes, Honey?
Alyson: Oh Chip......
*Alyson slaps Chip across the face hard*
Alyson: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN, CREEP!
*Alyson runs off crying.*
Chip: ALYSON, WAIT!
Alyson; STAY AWAY FROM ME....JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME.
*Alyson runs off as Chip Gets a tear in his eye. Chip is then shown walking in his House and sees his Dad at the table working on his lap top.*
Clyde: Hey, Chip....Something wrong?
Chip: Dad, You Know how you told me about the trick you used to use to get girls?
Clyde: You tried i didnt you?
*Chip trys to stop from crying but cant as Clyde gets up and Pulls a chair out for him.*
Clyde: I Warned you not to do it, Chip.
Chip: I Just....Didnt think it would end up like that. The girl i was just starting to love.....Called me a creep, And said she never wanted to see me again. WHY, DAD? WHY DOES IT WORK FOR YOU? WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW SUCCEED IN DATING EXCEPT ME?
Clyde: Chip...The fact that your mother forgave me for that was just luck. She could have easily did the same as that girl did to you tonight. She didnt fall in love with me for who i pretended to be....She fell in love with me because of my real self that i showed her after I Confessed. You dont have to be someone else to get a girl, Son....You just have to take the risk and ask a girl out as yourself.
Chip: Im too much of a wuss to do that, Dad.
Clyde: Chip...Its the only way. Its easy to pretend to be someone else for a cheap fling...But If you want a real long and meaningful elationship, Then you just need to take the chance.
*Clyde pats Chip on the back.*
Clyde: And if you ask me....You're a great guy.
*Clyde walks off as Chip thinks to himself for a few seconds. Chip is shown walking into school days later as Luke walks up.*
Luke: She broke it off, Huh?
Chip: How do you know?
Luke: I Called your house and your Dad told me how bummed you were.
Chip: Well go ahead...
Luke: Go ahad and what?
Chip: Go ahead and give the line..."You told me so".
Luke: Dude.....You're my best bud. Why would i do that?
Chip: Thanks Man.
*Luke & Chip High five as Gary walks up.*
Chip: Gary?
Gary: Francisco?
Chip: Gary, I Gotta confession to make....My real name is Chip. I Only used those names to pick up girls.
Gary: Thats cool, I've done some pretty whacky things for love myself.
Chip: So what are you doing here?
Gary: Well, I Got fired from my last waiter job for being...
Chip: Gay?
Gary: No....Too Chatty with the customers. Anyways, I Just got a job here working in the kitchen.
Chip: Awesome!
Luke: By the way, Chip. I Heard some news today that may or may no interest you...Thought i'd tell you anyway...
Chip: What is it?
Luke: Rachel & Greg broke up today. Shes Single.
Chip: *Eyes Widen* Seriously? You're not messing with me are You?...
Luke: No Way, My Man. Shes Unmarked Territory.
Chip: Luke...
Luke: Yeah?
Chip: I'm gonna do it...
Luke: Seriously?
Chip: Yep...And this time....I'm Not gonna Try To be "Smooth", I'm gonna be what i should have been all along.
Luke: Whats That?
Chip: ....Myself....
*Chip Walks off down the hallway.*
Gary: *With tear in his eye* Awwww.....How Romantic!
*Gary Hugs Luke as Luke Looks extremely uncomfortable. A Shot of Gary pinching Luke's Butt is shown as Luke's eyes widen. Chip is then shown walking down the hallway as he sees Rachel talking with some friends.*
Chip: Rachel?
Rachel: Yes, Chip?
Chip: Can i speak with you alone for a second?
Rachel: Sure. *Looks at friends* Excuse me.
*Chip & Rachel walk off to a corner.*
Rachel: What is it, Chip?
Chip: I Wanna ask you something....That i've been wanting to ask you for the longest time....But Up until now i havent had the couage to.
Rachel: Whats That?
Chip: Do you...Wanna go out....Sometime?
*A Moment of silence is heard as Chip & Rachel Look at each other for about 5 seconds.*
Rachel: Sure!
Chip: Oh Ok...WAIT...Did you say, Yes?!
Rachel: Yes!
Chip: I....Uhhh....And....WOAH!
*Chip gets over excited and Jumps up in the air As Rachel Laughs.*
Chip: That wasnt very smooth, Was It?
Rachel: No....But I Like it!
*Chip & Rachel Look passionately into each other's eyes as Chip kisses Rachel. All of Rachel's Friends Look over and smile, As do Luke & Gary. Chip & Rachel continue to kiss as the scene begins to fade away.*
1 MONTH LATER
*Chip & Rachel are shown sitting in a restaurant Making out when Gary walks up.*
Gary: Can i take your orders?
Chip: Gary?
Gary: Yeah, I Know...Got fired From another Job. How was i supposed to know the Principal was straight with a wife and Kids?!
Chip: So you got a job here?
Gary: Actually...I Had been saving up my Money for awhile with all those Jobs....And i just bought the place.
Chip: Awesome! Congrats, Man!
Rachel: Congrtulations, Gary!
Gary: Thanks. Hey, Hows the relationship going?
*Chip & Rachel Look at each other and smile.*
Chip: We're going steady...
Gary: Wow! Thats great! Tell ya what....Dinners On Me!
Chip: Thanks, Gary!
Rachel: Thanks.
*Gary smiles and walks off as Chip & Rachel Kiss again, Then stop about 15 seconds later.*
Rachel: Hey, Chip...Can i ask you something?
Chip: Sure.
Rachel: Well I Know you told me all about that Pretending to be other people thing....But what did you With all those costumes?
Chip: *Smiles* Well....Lets just say I Gave them to a needy cause.
*The James Bond theme plays as Luke is shown in his room Wearing a Tuxedo with his hair slicked back, Looking into the Mirror.*
Luke: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
*The James Bond theme continues as the Scene fades Into the end credits.*
Clyde Newman - Robert Carradine
Mary Newman - Marcia Strassman
Luke Brown - Taran Killam
Rachel Martin - Hilary Duff
Gary - Matthew Lawrence
Alyson Tanner - Alyson Michalka
Heather - Emma Lahana
Daphne Hunter - Amanda Bynes
Laura - Leah Pipes
Thug 1 - Walter Jones
Thug 2 - Nick Cannon
Patty - Kimberly J. Brown
Girl On Bench - Alex McKenna
Old Store Owner - Abe Vigoda
Old Lady Crossing Street - Betty White
Boy Scout - Andy Lawrence
Man With Dog Leashes - Jason Marsden
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*A Shot of Inside a High school is shown As Many Kids are shown walking through the hallway. A Hot girl is shown Standing And Talking with her friends as a Boy Looks on at her. He starts to sweat immensely and lets out a large breath, He then starts to walk towards her...But changes his mind and starts to walk away fast in the other direction when A Guy stops him.*
Guy: No Way, Chip. You are NOT Chickening out again!
Chip: I Cant do this, Luke....Shes so beautiful....And Im So....Me.
Luke: Chip, You Have been trying to ask Rachel Martin out since the 2nd Grade...And EVERY Year you Make an Oath to yourself that you're finally going to ask her out, Yet you Never do! Then you go the entire year just staring at her, Talking to me about her nonstop, And Sneaking around outside her house like a freakin stalker! This is our Senior year of High school, Chip...Our SENIOR Year! If you dont ask this girl out and ask her out soon, You're not gonna have any more chances. Heck, Shes already had Boyfriends!
Chip: Yeah but she broke up with Greg 3 weeks ago.
Luke: Then this is your chance man! Put up, Or shut Up!
Chip: *Nervously* Ok...
Luke: Just rememeber, Play it smooth.
Chip: Smooth?
Luke: Smooth!
*Chip Lets out a big gasp of air and looks into The Glass Trophy case so he can see his reflection and fix his hair. He then Unbuttons the top button on his shirt And gets a suave Look on his face as Luke gives him a thumbs up. Chip then starts to walk off.*
Luke: *To Himself* C'Mon Chip...Dont Chicken Out.
*"Smooth" By Santana and Rob Thomas Starts to play as Chip walks down the hallway with a Suave and Smooth Look on his face and a slow Paced Walk. A Group of people then walk by as Chip Winks and Gives a Pointing gesture at them. They All Look at him like hes an idiot and walk off as Chip Pauses and takes a Look over at Rachel, Who is getting a drink out of the water fountain. Chip Gives a cocky Smile and starts to walk even slower towards her. After a second or two she stops drinking and Looks up at him as She slowly Waves her hair to the back of her head Without using her hands. Chip Looks at her a second with a A Suave smile, She Looks back at him as a smile starts to grow on her face. He Continues to walk towards her when Someone Accidently drops their Schoolbooks and Since Chip wasnt paying attention he trips over them and goes crashing down to the ground as the Music stops. Luke is then shown with a smile on his face which quickly fades away as A Bunch of people laugh at Chip. Rachel walks up and helps Chip up.*
Rachel: Oh My God...Are You Ok?
Chip: *Brushing himself off* Yeah...Just A Little fall.
Rachel: Oh.
Chip: Yeah....
Rachel: So....Chip, Right?
Chip: Yeah.
Rachel: Havent i seen you around before?
Chip: Well we've been in the same Class sine 2nd Grade...
Rachel: No, I Mean somewhere else....Arent you that guy that is always hanging around outside my house?
Chip: Uhhh....Yeah. Thats the best place in town to......Birdwatch.
Rachel: Oh. You're into birds?
Chip: I Love it.
Rachel: See any interesting ones lately?
Chip: Yeah...I Seen A Nice pair of Hooters the otber day.
Rachel: WHAT?
Chip: *Nervously* UHHH....You Know....Owls.
Rachel: *Giggles* Oh?
Chip: Yeah.
Rachel: Funny...All these years My Father thought you were Watching Me Dress In the window when The Binoculars were actually for Birdwatching! *Laughs* Isnt that funny?
Chip: *Fake Laugh* Yeah...Ha..Ha.
Rachel: He always wanted to go out and beat you with a bat....But i told him not to.
Chip: Thanks.
Rachel: No Problem. Well...See Ya.
*Rachel starts to walk off.*
Chip: Wait...
*Rachel turns around*
Rachel: Yeah?...
Chip: I Uhhh....You Wanna....Uhh.....
Rachel: Yes?...
*Chip Keeps Trying with a nervous look and eventually just gives Up*
Chip: Thanks for helping me Up.
Rachel: *Smiles* No Problem.
*Rachel walks off as Chip Slaps himself in the forehead and Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Dude, That was Pitiful!
Chip: I Know, I Know...
*Luke Puts his arm On Chip's Shoulder and they start to walk off.*
Chip: You realize if i didnt trip i woulda went for it, Right?
Luke: Whatever you say, Man.
Chip: I Would have!
*The 2 continue walking. Later On Chip & Luke are walking down the street when they walk into the driveway of a yard.*
Luke: See ya at school, Tommorow.
Chip: Yeah, See Ya.
*Luke walks off as Chip walks in his House and sees his Mom in the Kitchen cooking.*
Chip: Hi, Mom.
Mary: Hi Honey. How was school?
Chip: Utterly embarassing.
Mary: Why, What Happened?
*Just then Chip's Dad walks In.*
Clyde: Mary, Have you seen My Laptop?
Mary: Its in the Bedroom, Clyde.
Clyde: Ok. Hey, Chip.
Chip: Hi Dad
Clyde: How was school?
Chip: Well as i was teling Mom, Utterly Embarassing.
Clyde: What happened?
Chip: Well theres this Girl I've always had a thing for...
Mary: Rachel Martin?
Chip: *Confused* How do you know that?
Mary: Honey, You've Been sitting outside her house Every Saturday since you were 7 years old...
Chip: I AM NOT A STALKER!
*Clyde & Mary Look at each other, Then back at Chip.*
Mary: Maybe i better let your father handle this. Man to Man.
*Mary smiles and walks out.*
Chip: Dad, Can i ask you a question?
Clyde: Sure, Son.
Chip: How do you do it?
Clyde: Do What?
Chip: How do you talk to girls?
*Clyde Laughs and thinks for a minute.*
Clyde: Well Chip, It wasnt exactly easy for me either. At least not as Myself...
Chip: What?
Clyde: Oh...Nevermind.
Chip: No, Dad...What do you mean By "Not as Yourself?"
Clyde: Well.....Its kind of stupid.
Chip: Im A Desperate Man, Dad. A DESPERATE Man.
Clyde: Well i certainly dont recomend this....But when i was younger, I Used to.....Go To other towns and pick up girls by pretending to be someone else.
Chip: What?
Clyde: In One town id be Dr. Frank Hobson, In Another id be Captain Randy Kirkman. But i was never...Clyde Newman.
Chip: So to get girls, I Have to be someone other than Chip Newman?
Clyde: Nah...I Wouldnt recomend that, Chip. Its Kind of stupid really. I Remember once i told this girl i was an Airline Pilot...And when she found out i wasnt one and found out i lied about my entire identity....
Chip: She dumped you?
Clyde: She married me.
Chip: Woah...Hold on a sec. You're telling me you met Mom by pretending to be an Airline Pilot?
Clyde: Pretty Much.
Chip: So you entire relationship is based on a Lie?
Clyde: Well not exactly. You see, I Was with ALOT Of Girls while Going under all these fake names....And your Mother was the only one that ever found out i was a fake. And While she was a bit mad about the whole thing, She was also flattered that i would go through all the trouble just to get a date with her. We got to know each other and she got to know the REAL Me and we dated for 2 years, Got married, And the rest is History.
Chip: Wow...
Clyde: Yeah, I Know....Goofy Huh?
Chip: No Dad, I Think thats really cool.
Clyde: *Smiles* Well Thanks, Chip. But like i said..I Dont recomend it. It could lead to alot of trouble...
Chip: Ok Dad, Thanks.
Clyde: Anytime. And hang in there...When love happens, It Just Happens!
*Clyde pats Chip on the back and walks out as Chip starts to think. The next day at School Chip is shown walking in the Building when Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Dude....Bad News.
*Luke & Chip are shown hiding behind wall as Rachel is shown making out with a guy.*
Chip: SHE MADE UP WITH GREG?!
Luke: 'Fraid So, Man. Im Sorry...
Chip: *Frowning* Eh Thats Ok...Its my own fault for not asking her out yesterday.
Luke: So what are you gonna do, Now?
Chip: I Dunno...Guess i could try for another girl.
Luke: *Laughs* Chip, It Took You 10 Years to even TALK To Rachel...By the time you get started on a new girl you'll be like 40 before you even get to 2nd base.
Chip:....Not Neccesarily.
Luke: What?
Chip: I Have trouble speaking to girls. I Dont know exactly what it is....Fear of rejection, Fear of getting laughed at, Just Plain nervousness. But the fact is, As long as I'm Chip Newman im never going to be able to ask a girl out.
Luke: And your Point is?...
Chip: So...I'll Be someone else.
*Chip walks off as Luke stands looking confused. He then stays silent like 4 seconds.*
Luke: HUH?!
*Chip & Luke are shown in the Cafeteria later eating Lunch.*
Luke: You're Crazy Man....Thats never gonna work.
Chip: You're saying it cant be done?
Luke: Oh No, Im not saying it cant be done...Im saying it cant be done by YOU!
Chip: Thats just the thing though, Luke. It Wont Be ME!
Luke: No Matter who you pretend to be...You're Still Chip Newman.
Chip: Think of it this way, Luke. The Fear of rejection, The fear of getting laughed at, The Nervousness....It Wont be there! Because im going to be a complete stranger that appears virtually out of nowhere, And is never seen again.....There wont be a Reputation to mess Up!
Luke: Dont you think people would recognize you?
Chip: Not if i do it in other towns!
Luke: Hmmm...Actually, You May be on to something...
Chip: I Know! Tommorows Saturday...I Can Hit Some Close But Not Too Close Town. Every Saturday i can hit a different town under a different Alias. Its Flawless!
Luke: Whats gonna be your first Alias?
Chip: Not Sure Yet.
Luke: Make sure its something with Style....Girls love a Man in style.
Chip: *Thinking* Man in style...Eh?
*"Stayin' Alive" By The Beegees Plays as Chip is shown walking down a street in a Leisure suit with his hair gelled back. He walks by a store and sees the old store owner outside bringing Boxes in. Chip Winks and does a Pointing gesture at him, Then walks By.*
Store Owner: .....Moron.
*Chip continues walking til he sees A Blonde girl sitting On A Bench in the park eating an ice cream. Chip Smiles and walks up to the bench and sits down next to her as the Music stops.*
Chip: Hey Foxy Mama, *Raises Both Eyebrows Twice* Wanna Juke "N" Jive?
*The Girl gets mad and A Shot of Her fist coming directly At Chip from his Point of view is shown as the screen goes black. Chip is then shown in school with a Black eye as Luke is Laughing.*
Luke: OH MAN...*Laughing* I Cant believe you Tried THAT!
*Luke starts laughing even harder as Chip Looks annoyed.*
Chip: It Sounded Alot better when i came up with it.
*Luke's laughing then dies down and stops.*
Luke: Well so much for this other identity thing.
Chip: Oh, Im still gonna do it.
Luke: WHAT? After that disaster?
Chip: Yes! That was only my first try...Im sure i'll get better as i go on.
Luke: Whatever you say, Man.
Chip: So what should i do This week?
Luke: Well keep the style idea in tact...But Not Styles that went out in the 70s! Maybe something a little more...Debonaire.
Chip: *Thinking* Debonaire....Eh?
*The James Bond theme plays as Chip is shown walking out of his closet wearing a Tuxedo with his hair combed over to the side and slick Looking. He then walks up to the Mirror.*
Chip: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
*Chip Is then shown walking into a restaurant and Looks around, He sees a Girl around his age sitting at a table. He then gives a suave smile and walks up as the Music stops.*'
Chip: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
Girl: Uhhhh Sure.
*Chip sits down.*
Chip: The Names Burbank....Walter Burbank.
Girl: Daphne Hunter. Nice to meet you.
*The Girl extends her hand to shake but Chip takes it and kisses it.*
Chip: Whats a beautiful girl like you doing in a place like this?
Daphne: Uhhh...Just Getting ready to eat.
Chip: Wonderful.
*Just then a waiter comes up with a Burger and Fries on a Plate.*
Waiter: There you go.
Daphne: Thanks.
*The waiter walks off as Daphne Looks In her burger.*
Daphne: Aw Man.
Chip: What is it, My Dear?
Daphne: I Asked For No Cheese, But theres cheese.
Chip: I Can take care of that.
Daphne: No Thats Ok, Walter.
Chip: I Insist.
Daphne: Really...Its not that big of a deal!
Chip: Waiter....WAITER!
*The Waiter comes up.*
Waiter: Yes, Sir?
Chip: This girl asked for No cheese on her Burger. There Is clearly cheese on it.
Waiter: I'm Pretty sure she asked for Cheese.
Chip: Are you calling her a liar? Whatever happened to "The Customer Is Always Right?"
Waiter: Listen Dude, I've only been working here a week...I Really dont need to take this crap from you.
*Chip stands Up.*
Chip: Let me just tell you this...I Have Some friends in very high places. If you dont take this burger back right now and replace it with A Cheeseless Hamburger, I Will Not only make sure you are fired....But i will have a discussion with my Government friends about Auditing Your Taxes.
Waiter: Dude....Are you freakin Kiddin' Me?
Chip: *Raises Eyebrow* Is that a chance you're willing to take?
Waiter: ......One Hamburger coming right up...
Chip: I Thought so.
*The Waiter walks off as Chip sits back down.*
Daphne: *Confused* Thanks...
Chip: Anything for a Beautiful woman such as yourself.
Daphne: You're Kinda freaking me out, Man...
Chip: Does that mean you wanna get....*Raises eyebrow* "Freaky"?
Daphne: Actually....I Just wanna get as far away from you as possible.
*Daphne stands up and runs out the door as Chip slaps his forehead. The waiter then comes up with the new burger.*
Waiter: Where'd The Chick go?
Chip: *Frowning* She walked out on me.
Waiter: Oh....I'm Sorry Man. I Know what its like.
Chip: You...Do?
Waiter: I'm Gary.
Chip: I'm Walter.
*Later On Chip & Gary are shown sitting at the table crying Their eyes out.*
Chip: *Crying* Why Must they be so cruel?
Gary: *Crying* I Dont Know Man....I DONT KNOW.
Chip: *Tears Up even More* DAPHNEEEEE!
Gary: *Does the same* PAULLLLL!
*The Waiter starts to cry harder as Chip raises his eyebrow and backs his chair up a bit. Chip & Luke are then shown walking outside.*
Luke: Bombed again, Huh?
Chip: How did you know? I've barely Even said Hi to you yet.
Luke: I Know that look on your face...The Look of Rejection.
Chip: Ok, So it didnt work.
Luke: Thats strike 2 man..
Chip: This week Will be better, Dont worry.
Luke: Where you going this week?
Chip: Rochester.
Luke: Rochester? Thats a bad town, Man...
Chip: Why?
Luke: Havent you ever been there? Its filled with Gangs and thugs....Thats no place to meet girls. The girls in that town alone could easily beat the crap out of you. Heck....The girls in our town could beat the crap out of you.
Chip: So I'l Blend In, Look Tough...Shouldnt be too hard.
*'Cant Touch This" By MC Hammer Plays as Chip is shown walking down the steets of "The Ghetto" Dressed In A Basketball Jersey, Baggy Jeans and A Baseball cap turned to the side of his head. He walks down the street trying to Look Smooth when 2 Thugs walk up to him And the music stops.*
Chip: Whats Up Homie?
Thug 1: What?
Chip: Im Your dog, Man.
Thug 2: What you been smokin', Kid?
Chip: Ha Ha...Word.
Thug 1: Go Home, Kid.
Chip: I Am Home, Homie. I Belong in da ghetto, G.
Thug 2: Let me put it this way, Get outta here before i give you an old fashioned Ghetto beat down.
Chip: Chill Homes, I Dont want no trouble.
*Chip Does the George Jefferson walk down the street as the Thugs Start Laughing. Chip then sees a Girl.*
Chip: Whats your name, Honey?
Girl: Patty.
Chip: What you say we..."Go Get Our Groove On"?
*The Thugs are shown again.*
Thug 1: Hey, That Crackers trying to steal your girl.
Thug 2: WHAT?
*Thug 2 Looks over and sees this.*
Thug 2: I'LL BUST A CAP IN THAT FOO'!
*Thug 2 takes a Gun out of his pocket and shoots it at Chip, The Bullet just barely misses Chip's head.*
Thug 2: I'LL TEACH YOU TO BE STEALIN' MY GIRL.
Chip: AHHHHHHHHH
*Chip runs off as fast as he can. Luke is shown getting stuff out of his locker, He closes the locker door and Chip is shown with his eyes bulged out.*
Chip: And after He Chased me about 3 Blocks i managed to lose him...
Luke: How?
Chip: I Hid in a Laundry Mat.
Luke: How Long?
Chip: About an Hour....You Know, That place is actually pretty cool. There was this one old lady that taught me how to Properly starch a Shirt. And Man, It was...
*Luke Raises his eyebrow.*
Chip: Nevermind...
Luke: Yeah...So you finally gonna give this up?
Chip: I'm Just getting started.
*Chip walks away as Luke shakes his head. A Museum is then shown With A Girl Walking around and Looking at Paintings. She Stops To Look at a Painting of a cow when Chip walks up dressed in all Black and wearing a Bere't.*
Chip: Amazing isnt it?
Girl: ...Excuse Me?
Chip: The Texture, The Point of view.....Its Amazing.
Girl: .......Its A Cow.....
Chip: Well, Of course at first glimpse its only a cow...But when you Stare hard enough....You'll See It. Its like stareing deep into the Artist's Soul.
*The Girl stares at the Painting for about 10 seconds.*
Girl: No....I Still see a cow.
*Chip smiles.*
Girl: Are you an artist or something?
Chip: Well...I Paint a little. I One day hope to follow in the steps of Michaelangelo & Leonardo.
Girl: You wanna Be a Ninja Turtle?
*Chip Looks at her and Raises his eyebrow.*
Chip: Ha..Ha...
*The Girl Looks confused.*
Chip: Allow me to introduce myself, I Am Francisco Von Gougier.
Girl: I'm Heather. Are you french?
Chip: Yes.
Heather: Ohhh...I Love French Fries!
Chip:.....Yes. So you wanna go get some?
Heather: Sure!
*Chip & Heather are shown sitting at a table in a restaurant when Gary from the other town comes up.*
Gary: Walter?
*Chip Looks scared*
Chip: Gary?
Heather: I Thought your name was Francisco?
Chip: Ummm...Walters my nickname.
Heather: Oh.
Chip: What are you doing here?
Gary: The other place fired me for messing up orders....And Being Gay.
Chip: Thats Horrible.
Gary: I Know....All Those poor people Didnt get what they ordered.
*Chip Raises his eyebrow.*
Gary: So what'll it be?
*Chip & Heather Look at each other and smile.*
Chip & Heather: French Fries!
Gary: Sure thing....And May i add, You guys make a great couple!
*Chip & Heather smile*
Gary: *Starts to cry* Just like me and Paul Did...
*Chip Gets up and Hugs Gary as Gary crys on his shoulder. Gary then starts to let out LARGE Noises of crying as Chip starts to look a little scared. Chip & Heather are then shown outside of a House holding hands.*
Heather: I Had a great time.
Chip: Me too.
Heather: Can is ee you again?
*Chip Gets An Upset Look on his face.*
Chip: I'm Sorry Heather....But i Have to go back where i came from.
Heather: France?
Chip: *Sad* Yeah....France. See ya later.
Heather: Hold on a second.
Chip: Yeah?
*Heather Grabs Chip and Kisses Him. Chip's eyes become large as Heather's are closed....Seconds later the Kiss ends.*
Chip: Wow...
Heather: Good Bye, Francisco.
Chip: Bye Heather...
*Heather Gets a tear in her eye and walks inside, Chip Has a Look on his face as if hes unsure of what hes doing. Chip is shown entering school days later looking sad as Luke walks up to him.*
Luke: Bombed again, Huh?
Chip: Nah...I Met a Girl, Went out with her, And at the end of the date we kissed.
*Chip walks off sad as Luke Looks confused, Luke then walks up to him.*
Luke: Wait a minute....This finally worked...And you're upset?
Chip: This whole thing seemed so flawless until last night...Then it finally hit me that this isnt just some game. I'm Dealing with Real People here...With real feelings. I Dont think i'm gonna do this anymore..
Luke: What?! Dude....You JUST Got going. I was against this from the start, But even i have to admit....You Have conjured up the perfect scheme here. You got a girl to go out with you, You can do it again!
Chip: What good is it though, Luke? Its not like im ever gonna see her again after...
Luke: Think of it this way man....You Have a good time, They have a good time....I Dont see how theres any losers here?
Chip: Yeah...I Guess.
Luke: You just keep it up pal....You wont be sorry.
*Luke pats Chip on the back and walks off, Chip stands with a Guilty Look for a few seconds, Then shakes it off and walks off. "Livin' La Vida Loca" By Ricky Martin Plays as Chip is shown walking down a sidewalk with his hair gelled up wearing shades, A Sparkling Purple shirt and some leather pants. A Bunch of guys are shown Giving him dirty Looks along the way. Chip then walks a little bit further And Turns around only to see a small crowd of girls around him.*
Girl: Are you a movie star?
Another Girl: Or famous at all? Cause you totally Look Like it.
*Chip Brings His shades down exposing his eyes As the Music stops.*
Chip: Hello Ladies. Have you ever heard of Teen Pop Star, Derek Michaels?
Girl: Uhh....Of Course I Have!
Another Girl: Me too!
Chip: You...Have?.....Uhh Of couse you have! I'm Here in town On Vacation...Try and get away from the big city life. Would one of you lovely ladies like to accompany me for a night on the town?
*All the girls Look at each other in silence for a few seconds, Then start screaming and running towards Chip.*
Chip: ORDERLY LINE GIRLS, ORDERLY LINE!.....
*Chip Runs off as the girls all chase him down the street. The same group of guys that gave Chip dirty Look are now getting furious that Chip is getting all the girls. Chip continues to run and jumps over a car to get away from the crowd, The crowd try to get over the car and follow him but they all get stuck as theres to many people. Chip then starts to run faster as a few of the girls that were able to get away from the crowd continue chasing him, Chip then runs into a store as the girls rush by...Moments later the large crowd of girls go by trying to catch up. Chip Sees them all go by, And runs out the store in the Opposite direction when hes stopped by the crowd of boys that were giving him dirty looks.*
Chip: Uhh...Problem...Gentlemen?
Guy: Yeah theres a problem...You Think just because you're some famous pretty boy you can come into our town and steal our chicks?
Chip: No, I Was Just...
Other Guy: I SAY WE MESS UP PRETTY BOY'S FACE!
*"Why Cant We Be Friends" By Smashmouth Plays as The guys start to walk towards chip.*
Chip:.....Uhhh...Guys, Im really sorry But I'll Have to take a raincheck...I GOTTA GO!
*Chip runs off Quickly as the guys chase him down. A Front shot of Chip running off fast with a look of fear on his face is shown with About 15-20 Guys in the background chasing him down with angry faces.*
Girl: THERE HE IS!
*All the girls Look over at the chase and run over. Soon the girls And the Boys are shown chasing Chip down the street when Chip turns the corner and starts running down the street. An Old Lady is shown on the sidewalk When a Boyscout walks up to her.*
Boy Scout: May i be of some assistance, Maam?
Old Lady: Oh...Thank You Young Man.
*The Boyscout helps the old lady halfway across the street When they stop.*
Boy Scout: Whats that Noise?
*The Boy Scout & The Old Lady listen in for a minute, Then turn around and see Chip being chased by the enormous crowd of people. Both of them get scared Looks on their faces.*
Boy Scout: OUT OF THE WAY, GRANDMA.
*The Boy Scout Shoves the Old Lady Down and Runs off as the Old Lady Gets trampled by the large crowd. Once they're gone by the Old lady starts to sit up.*
Old Lady: *In Pain* Oh Dear...
*The Old Lady moves as a Bone cracking Noise is heard. Chip & The Boy scout are then shown running from the crowd of Pop Star Hungry Girls and Jealous Boyfriends when they run by a Man walking 4 or 5 dogs on a leash, The dogs start barking and run with the crowd.*
Man With Leashes: NOOOOOO!
*The dogs run off with the crowd dragging the man along as he screams in Terror. A Large shot of Chip & The Boyscout running from the Enormous crowd of Boys, Girls And Dogs carrying a guy on a leash is shown when they get up to another sideroad and see a car going by. Chip, In A Move of desperation leaps onto the back of the car and grabs on for a ride as the crowd chases the car down but starts to get smaller and smaller from Chip's Point of view. Chip Smiles and lets out a big relief As He Looks back, Not Noticing the car is heading towards a tunnel. Chip stands up on top of the car.*
Chip: I'M ON TOP OF THE WORLD!!!
*The Car Drives into the tunnel as Chip hits his head on the top of the tunnel and goes crashing back off the car landing in the dirt as the Music stops. The Car drives back in reverse a little and the driver gets out revealing himself as Luke.*
Luke: Chip?
Chip: *Dizzy* Luke?
Luke: What the heck were you doing on my car?
Chip: Long story...
Luke: Listen dude, You Oughta go do your Looking for chicks thing someplace else....This town is going CRAZY Today over some Visiting Pop Star.
Chip: I Know...You're Looking at the Pop Star.
Luke: Wht? No Way....They Believed that?
Chip: I Gave em some fake name and they all acted as if they knew who i was....Kinda sad when A Group of girls are so desperate to meet someone famous that they all form a mob trying to meet someone they've never even heard of.
Luke: Teenage Girls....I Dont Understand them, I Just Get lucky with em.
Chip: Hey Dude...Wanna do me a favor?
Luke: Whats That?
Chip: Put this on.
*Chip puts his shades and Shirt on Luke.*
Luke: What are yo doing?
Chip: Getting out of here...Good Luck.
*Chip runs at Luke's Car and gets in.*
Luke: DUDE.....THATS MY CAR!
*Chip drives off quickly as Luke stands Looking Upset. The Song "Why Cant We Be Friends" By Smashmouth starts up again as The Boyscout, The Crowd of Popstar Hungry Girls, The Jealous Boyfriends, And The Dogs carrying a man by their leashes comes running up.*
Girl: HES OVER THERE!
Luke: AHHHH
*Luke runs off as fast as he can as the crowd chases him down the road tunnel. Chip is shown in school days later reading the news paper In which the Front page has a Picture of the Enourmous crowd chasing Luke With "Visiting Pop Star Gets Mobbed". Chip puts the paper down and sees Luke standing with a black eye.*
Luke: I Am kill you for that...
Chip: Listen Luke, I....
Luke: Let....Me....FINISH.
*Chip Gets a scared Look on his face.*
Luke: I Am gonna kill you With the most EXTREMELY Painful and Goreish death i can think of. Then I'm gonna learn how to perform a satanic death ritual....Bring you back to life....AND DO IT AGAIN!
Chip: Luke....I'm REALLY Sorry. It all happened so fast, I Didnt know what else to do!
Luke: Eh....Ok. You did return my car in one piece.....And the Bruises should heal pretty soon.
Chip: The Jealous Boyfriends beat you up?
Luke: Actually It was the Boyscout....But he had one heck of a Punch.
*Chip Raises his eyebrow.*
Luke: So What about it, dude...You done?
Chip: Nah....Nah, Man. I'm Just gonna have to go A Little More Low Profile. Don't Want another mob scene.
Luke: No....No, We dont. So what are you gonna be this week?
Chip: The same thing my Dad used to win over my Mom...
*A Girl is shown smiling Outside.*
Girl: An Airline Pilot? Wow!
*Chip is shown dressed in a Pilots suit.*
Chip: Yep...Flying my first official flight, Monday.
Girl: Arent you a little young to be an Airline Pilot?...
Chip: I look young for my age.
*Girl Smiles.*
Chip: The names Roger Porter.
Girl: I'm Alyson Tanner.
Chip: So....You wanna see a movie or something?
Alyson: Sure!
*Chip & Alyson are shown sitting inside movie theater watching Movie. Horror Music is heard playing on the screen as a Bunch of people gasp and Alyson puts her head on Chip's shoulders whcih makes Chip Smile. Later on Thw two are shown walking out of the theater.*
Chip: So, Did you have fun?
Alyson: Yeah....That was scary, Though.
Chip: *Looks Brave* Well, My Dear...In My Line of duty, You cant afford to be scared.
Alyson: Then why were you shaking?...
Chip: Uhhh.....Its A Condition.
*Alyson Looks worried.*
Alyson: You Poor Thing.
Chip: I Dont get scared....But i get nervous. Especially in the presence of a beautiful girl like yourself.
*Alyson blushes as Chip leans in to kiss her, But she stops.*
Alyson: I'm Sorry...I Have to go home.
Chip: So soon?
Alyson: I Promised my Mom i'd be home by now.
Chip: Well...Ok.
*Alyson starts to walk off And Chip walks in the other direction when she stops and turns around.*
Alyson: ....Will i see you again?
*Chip stops and gets a concerned look on his face as he blows some air out in frustration.*
Chip: Listen, Alyson...I.....
*Alyson Looks into Chip's eyes.*
Chip: I'll Be back next weekend.
*Alyson smiles And runs over to him and they kiss. After the Kiss is over she Looks at him.*
Alyson: So we'll meet in the park?
Chip: Sure.
Alyson: See you, Then.
Chip: See Ya...
*Alyson walks off smiling as Chip pauses and thinks to himself. Days later Chip is shown in the school hallway.*
Luke: Let me get this straight....Youa sked a girl out for a 2nd date?!
Chip: Actually she asked me...And i said yes.
Luke: Dude, That is risky. I Thought the plan was to hit one town each week, One girl each week....If you keep going back o the same place, Eventually shes gonna figure you out.
Chip: I Cant help it man...I Really like this one.
Luke: And you didnt like the others?
Chip: Well, I Did...But not like this one. Shes Special...Theres a chemistry. I Can feel it!
Luke: Dude....3-4 Weeks with this girl And Shes gonna figure you out.
Chip: No she wont.....Because im gonna tell her.
*Luke's eyes widen.*
Luke: DUDE, ARE YOU CRAZY?!
Chip: Maybe I Am.
Luke: How are you even gonna tell her something like this?
Chip: i'll jUST casually drop it into the conversation.
Luke: Oh Right, Chip. Hi, How ya doing....Nice weather we have today....I'M A COMPLETE FAKE WHOS NAME YOU DONT EVEN KNOW!
Chip: I'll Tell her everything, Luke. This girl is Nice....She'll Understand.
Luke: Alright, Man. You're my best friend and i support you all the way, But just remember....When this all blows up in your face...You're gonna wish you listened to me!
*Chip Walks off loking a little bit unsure. "My Girl" By The Temptations Then Plays as Shots of Chip & Alyson meeting in the park, Having a Picnic, Playing Frisbee And Kissing under a tree are shown. Chip & Alyson then walk around the park holding hands.*
Chip: Alyson....I Have something to tell you.
Alyson: I Have something to tell you too, Roger.
*Chip Nods.*
Alyson: The past few weeks...Have been the best weeks of my life. You're the sweetest, Most Kind Boy i've ever met.
*Chip Smiles*
Alyson: And most importantly....You're Honest with me.
*Chip looks down with a Look of guilt.*
Alyson: Roger?...
Chip: Listen, Alyson....I'm Not who you think i am.
Alyson: You're not...An Airline Pilot?
Chip: Alyson, My Name isnt even Roger. My Name is Chip Newman...And I'm Just a loser that pretends to be something hes not to get girls.
Alyson: *Shocked* So you dont really love me?
Chip: No No! I LOVE YOU ALOT!.....Thats why I Kept going out with you. All those other girls i only went out with a week, I Didnt confess my real name to them...Buy you.....I Love you.
Alyson: *Starts To Tear Up* Oh Chip...
Chip: Yes, Honey?
Alyson: Oh Chip......
*Alyson slaps Chip across the face hard*
Alyson: I NEVER WANNA SEE YOU AGAIN, CREEP!
*Alyson runs off crying.*
Chip: ALYSON, WAIT!
Alyson; STAY AWAY FROM ME....JUST STAY AWAY FROM ME.
*Alyson runs off as Chip Gets a tear in his eye. Chip is then shown walking in his House and sees his Dad at the table working on his lap top.*
Clyde: Hey, Chip....Something wrong?
Chip: Dad, You Know how you told me about the trick you used to use to get girls?
Clyde: You tried i didnt you?
*Chip trys to stop from crying but cant as Clyde gets up and Pulls a chair out for him.*
Clyde: I Warned you not to do it, Chip.
Chip: I Just....Didnt think it would end up like that. The girl i was just starting to love.....Called me a creep, And said she never wanted to see me again. WHY, DAD? WHY DOES IT WORK FOR YOU? WHY DOES EVERY SINGLE PERSON I KNOW SUCCEED IN DATING EXCEPT ME?
Clyde: Chip...The fact that your mother forgave me for that was just luck. She could have easily did the same as that girl did to you tonight. She didnt fall in love with me for who i pretended to be....She fell in love with me because of my real self that i showed her after I Confessed. You dont have to be someone else to get a girl, Son....You just have to take the risk and ask a girl out as yourself.
Chip: Im too much of a wuss to do that, Dad.
Clyde: Chip...Its the only way. Its easy to pretend to be someone else for a cheap fling...But If you want a real long and meaningful elationship, Then you just need to take the chance.
*Clyde pats Chip on the back.*
Clyde: And if you ask me....You're a great guy.
*Clyde walks off as Chip thinks to himself for a few seconds. Chip is shown walking into school days later as Luke walks up.*
Luke: She broke it off, Huh?
Chip: How do you know?
Luke: I Called your house and your Dad told me how bummed you were.
Chip: Well go ahead...
Luke: Go ahad and what?
Chip: Go ahead and give the line..."You told me so".
Luke: Dude.....You're my best bud. Why would i do that?
Chip: Thanks Man.
*Luke & Chip High five as Gary walks up.*
Chip: Gary?
Gary: Francisco?
Chip: Gary, I Gotta confession to make....My real name is Chip. I Only used those names to pick up girls.
Gary: Thats cool, I've done some pretty whacky things for love myself.
Chip: So what are you doing here?
Gary: Well, I Got fired from my last waiter job for being...
Chip: Gay?
Gary: No....Too Chatty with the customers. Anyways, I Just got a job here working in the kitchen.
Chip: Awesome!
Luke: By the way, Chip. I Heard some news today that may or may no interest you...Thought i'd tell you anyway...
Chip: What is it?
Luke: Rachel & Greg broke up today. Shes Single.
Chip: *Eyes Widen* Seriously? You're not messing with me are You?...
Luke: No Way, My Man. Shes Unmarked Territory.
Chip: Luke...
Luke: Yeah?
Chip: I'm gonna do it...
Luke: Seriously?
Chip: Yep...And this time....I'm Not gonna Try To be "Smooth", I'm gonna be what i should have been all along.
Luke: Whats That?
Chip: ....Myself....
*Chip Walks off down the hallway.*
Gary: *With tear in his eye* Awwww.....How Romantic!
*Gary Hugs Luke as Luke Looks extremely uncomfortable. A Shot of Gary pinching Luke's Butt is shown as Luke's eyes widen. Chip is then shown walking down the hallway as he sees Rachel talking with some friends.*
Chip: Rachel?
Rachel: Yes, Chip?
Chip: Can i speak with you alone for a second?
Rachel: Sure. *Looks at friends* Excuse me.
*Chip & Rachel walk off to a corner.*
Rachel: What is it, Chip?
Chip: I Wanna ask you something....That i've been wanting to ask you for the longest time....But Up until now i havent had the couage to.
Rachel: Whats That?
Chip: Do you...Wanna go out....Sometime?
*A Moment of silence is heard as Chip & Rachel Look at each other for about 5 seconds.*
Rachel: Sure!
Chip: Oh Ok...WAIT...Did you say, Yes?!
Rachel: Yes!
Chip: I....Uhhh....And....WOAH!
*Chip gets over excited and Jumps up in the air As Rachel Laughs.*
Chip: That wasnt very smooth, Was It?
Rachel: No....But I Like it!
*Chip & Rachel Look passionately into each other's eyes as Chip kisses Rachel. All of Rachel's Friends Look over and smile, As do Luke & Gary. Chip & Rachel continue to kiss as the scene begins to fade away.*
1 MONTH LATER
*Chip & Rachel are shown sitting in a restaurant Making out when Gary walks up.*
Gary: Can i take your orders?
Chip: Gary?
Gary: Yeah, I Know...Got fired From another Job. How was i supposed to know the Principal was straight with a wife and Kids?!
Chip: So you got a job here?
Gary: Actually...I Had been saving up my Money for awhile with all those Jobs....And i just bought the place.
Chip: Awesome! Congrats, Man!
Rachel: Congrtulations, Gary!
Gary: Thanks. Hey, Hows the relationship going?
*Chip & Rachel Look at each other and smile.*
Chip: We're going steady...
Gary: Wow! Thats great! Tell ya what....Dinners On Me!
Chip: Thanks, Gary!
Rachel: Thanks.
*Gary smiles and walks off as Chip & Rachel Kiss again, Then stop about 15 seconds later.*
Rachel: Hey, Chip...Can i ask you something?
Chip: Sure.
Rachel: Well I Know you told me all about that Pretending to be other people thing....But what did you With all those costumes?
Chip: *Smiles* Well....Lets just say I Gave them to a needy cause.
*The James Bond theme plays as Luke is shown in his room Wearing a Tuxedo with his hair slicked back, Looking into the Mirror.*
Luke: Good Afternoon Darling. Mind If I....*Raises eyebrow in Debonaire way* Join You?
*The James Bond theme continues as the Scene fades Into the end credits.*