*TF is shown walking down stairs into a concrete room with steel-reinforced walls*

I figured we needed to make a thread inside this fine stormshelter.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
*TF is shown walking down stairs into a concrete room with steel-reinforced walls*

I figured we needed to make a thread inside this fine stormshelter.
Great Thread Name Man. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Steak sauce is the only sauce I think I might enjoy drinking the whole bottle without puting it on anything, except Heinz 57 steak sauce, that's good, but not for drinking, although I didnt have it in a while so I forgot the taste.

I like drinking A1.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
*TF is shown walking down stairs into a concrete room with steel-reinforced walls*

I figured we needed to make a thread inside this fine stormshelter.

As long as its cozy. :lol:

I figure we don't need another crappy random weather thread.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
As long as its cozy. :lol: It is.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You would eat a stick of butter ALONE, TF?

No...No I wouldnt.

That was a delicious piece of toast if I do say so myself.

Anyone who says TF can't cook should try my A1 toast.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
That was a delicious piece of toast if I do say so myself.

Anyone who says TF can't cook should try my A1 toast.

Now make one with BBQ Sauce.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
As long as its cozy. :lol:
Chad:Ahhhh...this place is cozy.

*Chad is then shown with a shocked face as he realizes he's stuck in a shelter with BF and TF*

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I figure we don't need another crappy random weather thread. EFD...Its not like I'm talking about weather IN it.

I probably wont for weeks...The weather is going to be calm and cool for as far as the forecasts go.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Chad:Ahhhh...this place is cozy.

*Chad is then shown with a shocked face as he realizes he's stuck in a shelter with BF and TF*

:rotflmao:

Well at least you're stuck with them too.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Now make one with BBQ Sauce. BBQ Sauce is nasty cold. Might make some more toast, though. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Steak sauce is the only sauce I think I might enjoy drinking the whole bottle without puting it on anything, except Heinz 57 steak sauce, that's good, but not for drinking, although I didnt have it in a while so I forgot the taste.
Heinz 57 steak sauce Is SO Expensive, I Mean $4.19 For A Small Bottle? :eek:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
EFD...Its not like I'm talking about weather IN it.

I probably wont for weeks...The weather is going to be calm and cool for as far as the forecasts go.
I meant that everytime you make a thread it's usually has something to do with weather.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
:rotflmao:

Well at least you're stuck with them too.
:mad: :(

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:mad: :(

*Gives Beaver Fan a Twix bar*

Only 8 more minutes of the morning left. :(

Lets make 5 more pages before noon.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Gives Beaver Fan a Twix bar*
:woohoo: :dog:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Only 8 more minutes of the morning left. :(

Lets make 5 more pages before noon.
Ok. :(

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Only 8 more minutes of the morning left. :(

Lets make 5 more pages before noon.

Yeah....But itll feel like Morning til like 1.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah....But itll feel like Morning til like 1.
Yeah. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah....But itll feel like Morning til like 1. True.

Good morning today.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
True.

Good morning today.
A Good Morning It Is. :)

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
A Good Morning It Is. :)

And next week we'll do it all over again.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
A Good Morning It Is. :)
My Mother Is Now Just Getting Up. :lol: Lynn Is Still Asleep.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
And next week we'll do it all over again.
Ok. :D

Originally posted by Chad Doody
And next week we'll do it all over again. Yep. Next week HOPEFULLY nothing goes wrong like the internet going out or something. :lol:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Yep. Next week HOPEFULLY nothing goes wrong like the internet going out or something. :lol:
LOL.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Yep. Next week HOPEFULLY nothing goes wrong like the internet going out or something. :lol:

Or like last week when my Alarm didnt go off. :lol:

But at least this week we got a good part of the morning.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Or like last week when my Alarm didnt go off. :lol:

But at least this week we got a good part of the morning. Yeah.

Once 12:00 hits it doesn't feel like morning anymore:/

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Or like last week when my Alarm didnt go off. :lol:

But at least this week we got a good part of the morning.
:nod:

Next week's Lizzie sounds good, I Havent seen this one yet. :lol:


Lizzie McGuire
El Oro de Montezuma
30 mins.

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo get “slimed” with rice pudding while competing on a Spanish-language game show; and Matt invents an extreme version of hide-and-seek. Erik Estrada guest stars. Lanny: Christian Copelin.

*Listens To "Flying Without Wings" By Rubben Studdard*
I'm Gonna Do That Later On.:) :D

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Next week's Lizzie sounds good, I Havent seen this one yet. :lol:


Lizzie McGuire
El Oro de Montezuma
30 mins.

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo get “slimed” with rice pudding while competing on a Spanish-language game show; and Matt invents an extreme version of hide-and-seek. Erik Estrada guest stars. Lanny: Christian Copelin. It'll be new to both of us then.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085165440290

Thats actually a tree in our town during a thunderstorm in May.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
It'll be new to both of us then.
Mee Too.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Once 12:00 hits it doesn't feel like morning anymore:/

On Saturday the feeling lasts til like 1 for me.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085165440290

Thats actually a tree in our town during a thunderstorm in May.
Thats actually a tree in our town during a thunderstorm in May.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
It'll be new to both of us then.

Yeah.

ABC Rules on Saturday Morning. Lizzie, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Kim Possible.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Next week's Lizzie sounds good, I Havent seen this one yet. :lol:


Lizzie McGuire
El Oro de Montezuma
30 mins.

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo get “slimed” with rice pudding while competing on a Spanish-language game show; and Matt invents an extreme version of hide-and-seek. Erik Estrada guest stars. Lanny: Christian Copelin.
IS it on everyday?What time is it on?

Originally posted by Chad Doody
On Saturday the feeling lasts til like 1 for me.
feeling lasts til 1 for me Every Day. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah.

ABC Rules on Saturday Morning. Lizzie, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Kim Possible.
Kim Possible? :grr:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
IS it on everyday?What time is it on? Only Saturdays. 10:00AM.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah.

ABC Rules on Saturday Morning. Lizzie, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Kim Possible.
Oh, I didn;t know Lizzie was on ABC on Saturdays.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
IS it on everyday?What time is it on?

Its 6:30 PM and 11:30 PM Everyday on Disney, Starting Monday.

And 10 AM Saturdays on ABC.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Only Saturdays. 10:00AM.
:nod:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Only Saturdays. 10:00AM.
Dont forget Disney Channel.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Only Saturdays. 10:00AM.
What time is it on Disney?

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Kim Possible? :grr:

Its Cool. Like Lizzie, I Expected it to be a girls show...But Ron is funny.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085164823870

May 21st, 2:40 PM. Shelf cloud is moving towards downtown at near 60MPH.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085165450030

May 21st, 2:50 PM, storm hits, visibility reduced to zero as Rain falling at over 5 inches per hour and dime sized hail pound the camera.

Ok...I'll stop. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Its 6:30 PM and 11:30 PM Everyday on Disney, Starting Monday.

And 10 AM Saturdays on ABC.
Hilary Or "Lizzy" Is On Both Channals? Why That Little B*#%h! :mad: ;)

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont forget Disney Channel. I thought he ment only on ABC.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Its 6:30 PM and 11:30 PM Everyday on Disney, Starting Monday.

And 10 AM Saturdays on ABC.
Ok.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Hilary Or "Lizzy" Is On Both Channals? Why That Little B*#%h! :mad: ;)

FU.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Hilary Or "Lizzy" Is On Both Channals? Why That Little B*#%h! :mad: ;) Shut up you fruitloop SOB.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Shut up you fruitloop SOB.
:rolleyes: :p

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:rolleyes: :p You had it coming.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085164823870

May 21st, 2:40 PM. Shelf cloud is moving towards downtown at near 60MPH.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085165450030

May 21st, 2:50 PM, storm hits, visibility reduced to zero as Rain falling at over 5 inches per hour and dime sized hail pound the camera.

Ok...I'll stop. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085164823870

May 21st, 2:40 PM. Shelf cloud is moving towards downtown at near 60MPH.

http://207.74.148.140:8010/siteproxy.archive?doc=1&img=1085165450030

May 21st, 2:50 PM, storm hits, visibility reduced to zero as Rain falling at over 5 inches per hour and dime sized hail pound the camera.

Ok...I'll stop. :lol: LOL

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
You had it coming.
:rolleyes: Don't Worry, I Don't Mind.:p

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Shut up you fruitloop SOB.
Why'd ya call one of your parents a bitch?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Why'd ya call one of your parents a bitch? He was adopted.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Why'd ya call one of your parents a bitch?
I Was Calling Hilary Duff A Bitch. :p

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Was Calling Hilary Duff A Bitch. :p
You're a bitch...and I was talking to TF.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Was Calling Hilary Duff A Bitch. :p
I'm Sorry I Called Hilary That Ok?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You're a bitch...and I was talking to TF. I agree...And yes.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
He was adopted.
Oh yeah..forgot.And he's black.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Oh yeah..forgot.And he's black.
I AM NOT! I'm White.
:p

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Oh yeah..forgot.And he's black. Yeah. Silly you, EFD.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I'm Sorry I Called Hilary That Ok?
Nope.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nope.
:rolleyes:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:rolleyes:
BF is wiling.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:rolleyes: Shouldnt have said it at all.

If you EVER call Hilary a B*tch again I'll beat the living CRAP out of you.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I'm Sorry I Called Hilary That Ok?

Why do you hate her? :confused:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Why do you hate her? :confused:
Becuase she has a fan who is part indian:mad:.

Ok, Now The Sleepyness Is Hitting Me, REAL HARD. :sleep:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Becuase she has a fan who is part indian:mad:. He also is very angry she would do a show with Adam Lamberg who is part jewish.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Why do you hate her? :confused: I cant wait to hear this.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Why do you hate her? :confused:
I Don't Really "HATE" Her, I Was Joking When I Called Her That, Sorry.:(

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Don't Really "HATE" Her, I Was Joking When I Called Her That, Sorry.:( You better be.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
You better be.
:rolleyes:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:rolleyes: :lol: Seriously, just forget about this. But don't let it happen again, we didnt say anything to you. That was uncalled for.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:rolleyes:
I Dream Of Jeannie Lane

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I Dream Of Jeannie Lane
:confused: :grr:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:confused: :grr: Better cut down on the :grr:, BF.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Better cut down on the :grr:, BF.
Mm,mmm. :grr:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Mm,mmm. :grr:
I am deeply offended by your actions today.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Better cut down on the :grr:, BF.

Seriously, Thats Annoying.

I just found out we have some leftover Homemade Taco stuff from yesterday. My mom is warming one. :lol:

FINALLY, FOOD!!!!

I Wanna Picture Of Diana DeGarmos Face On A Pillow Sleeping, That Would Be Cute. :loveya: :biglove:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Seriously, Thats Annoying. Once in a VERY long time its ok, but only when its really needed like :mad: or :(, using it just because its :grr: is annoying.

Looking at posts from our :grr: days is horrifing,

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Wanna Picture Of Diana DeGarmos Face On A Pillow Sleeping, That Would Be Cute. :loveya: :biglove:
I Must Have Been Dreaming. :D

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Wanna Picture Of Diana DeGarmos Face On A Pillow Sleeping, That Would Be Cute. :loveya: :biglove:

*Insert Picture of Horse's Head laying on Pillow from "The Godfather"*

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Once in a VERY long time its ok, but only when its really needed like :mad: or :(, using it just because its :grr: is annoying.

Looking at posts from our :grr: days is horrifing,

I Know, Man. Thank God we grew out of that phase.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Insert Picture of Horse's Head laying on Pillow from "The Godfather"* That is so weird... I for some reason got that picture in my head when I read that post before you even said that. :confused:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Insert Picture of Horse's Head laying on Pillow from "The Godfather"*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why Did You Ruin My Wonderful Dream? :( :crying:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
That is so weird... I for some reason got that picture in my head when I read that post before you even said that. :confused:

LOL I Got the same picture in my head, I Tried to find a pic online, But couldnt.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Know, Man. Thank God we grew out of that phase. I can't believe we did that. Not only is it annoying to read but it was STUPID to overuse that so much.

TF: I'm On. :grr:

Chad: Evenning, Colonel. :grr:

TF: I'm eating Tacos. :grr:

Chad: I have burger king. :grr:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why Did You Ruin My Wonderful Dream? :( :crying:
*picture of Lucas appears on BF's pillow*

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why Did You Ruin My Wonderful Dream? :( :crying:

http://www.tvacres.com/images/mr_ed3_small.jpg

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
*picture of Lucas appears on BF's pillow*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
I can't believe we did that. Not only is it annoying to read but it was STUPID to overuse that so much.

TF: I'm On. :grr:

Chad: Evenning, Colonel. :grr:

TF: I'm eating Tacos. :grr:

Chad: I have burger king. :grr:

*Shakes Head*

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://www.tvacres.com/images/mr_ed3_small.jpg Mr. Ed. :lol:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Mr. Ed. :lol:

What happened to the pic? :confused:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Mr. Ed. :lol:
Oh No:(! This Is Much Better. :loveya:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
Oh No:(! This Is Much Better. :loveya:

Originally posted by Chad Doody

:biglove:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:biglove:

http://history.waiting-forthe-sun.net/Graphics/FebruaryGraphics/mr_ed.jpg

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://www.angelfire.com/de3/kriegerg69a/headhorrors/mischeads/mischorse.jpg

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://history.waiting-forthe-sun.net/Graphics/FebruaryGraphics/mr_ed.jpg

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN

Ok Beaver Fan, You Win. Shes the better horse.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Ok Beaver Fan, You Win. Shes the better horse.
SHE IS NOT A HORSE, SHE IS A PRINCESS! :king: :notworthy

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
SHE IS NOT A HORSE, SHE IS A PRINCESS! :king: :notworthy
:eyes:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
http://www.angelfire.com/de3/kriegerg69a/headhorrors/mischeads/mischorse.jpg
There's a pic of the headless horse.It's unclear.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
SHE IS NOT A HORSE, SHE IS A PRINCESS! :king: :notworthy

*Fast music plays as Chad chases Beaver Fan across hallway through door. TF Chases EFD Through other door to other side, Chad comes out door he wasnt in to begin with and Looks around as Beaver Fan comes out the door he was originaly in and into another one as Chad cahses after him. Runs through door as EFD Chases him out, EFD Then Chases Chad through the 3rd door and Chad chases Beaver Fan across 4th door as Beaver Fan Chases TF.*

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
There's a pic of the headless horse.It's unclear.
Now it's an angle on fire.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Fast music plays as Chad chases Beaver Fan across hallway through door. TF Chases EFD Through other door to other side, Chad comes out door he wasnt in to begin with and Looks around as Beaver Fan comes out the door he was originaly in and into another one as Chad cahses after him. Runs through door as EFD Chases him out, EFD Then Chases Chad through the 3rd door and Chad chases Beaver Fan across 4th door as Beaver Fan Chases TF.*

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN


FU

Originally posted by Chad Doody
FU

:bored:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN

That is truely sick.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:bored:

Playing with your balls, Beaver Fan?

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
That is truely sick.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
What the? That was supposed to be a pizza. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
That is truely sick.

I Know. :lol:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF

:grr:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
That is truely sick. Looks like he chewed up and spit it out.

Cant believe i've been up for 3 hours already. :eek:

Going by FAST.

I Gotta Go Eat, Good Bye, I'll Be Back, I THINK. O_O :wave:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Gotta Go Eat, Good Bye, I'll Be Back, I THINK. O_O :wave:

SAYONARA

Originally posted by Chad Doody
SAYONARA

I Love saying that cause i always picture the Iron Chef YELLING It. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Cant believe i've been up for 3 hours already. :eek:

Going by FAST. Almost 4 for me. Wow.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Love saying that cause i always picture the Iron Chef YELLING It. :lol: :lol:

Finally got some real grub. That was good.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Finally got some real grub. That was good.

I Was hungry again til Beaver Fan posted that gross picture.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Was hungry again til Beaver Fan posted that gross picture. Really...That is gross. I've lost my appitite a few times thanks to that.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Really...That is gross. I've lost my appitite a few times thanks to that.

Yeah.

Still an hour til the Marathon....Kinda Bored.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Yeah.

Still an hour til the Marathon....Kinda Bored. Me too.

I'm back :wave: My internet stopped working and then I had to go shopping.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I'm back :wave: My internet stopped working and then I had to go shopping. Hi. :wave:

I'm Watching Hey Arnold.

*Grandpa builds doggy door and Abner the pig comes in with garbage bag.*

Grandpa: ABNER, NO! :cuss:


:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I'm back :wave: My internet stopped working and then I had to go shopping.

Hi :wave:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I'm Watching Hey Arnold.

*Grandpa builds doggy door and Abner the pig comes in with garbage bag.*

Grandpa: ABNER, NO! :cuss:


:rotflmao:

LOL

We've done 19 Pages of posts so far today. For this early thats amazing. Waking up early on saturday rules.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I'm Watching Hey Arnold.

*Grandpa builds doggy door and Abner the pig comes in with garbage bag.*

Grandpa: ABNER, NO! :cuss:


:rotflmao:

I love that show :lol: No matter how many times I see an episode, it still makes me laugh.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
LOL

We've done 19 Pages of posts so far today. For this early thats amazing. Waking up early on saturday rules.

Sure Does.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I love that show :lol: No matter how many times I see an episode, it still makes me laugh.

The Grandparents always crack me up. :lol:

It's weird. I'm not really looking forward to going on vacation. :(

Originally posted by Zuzzy
It's weird. I'm not really looking forward to going on vacation. :(

Im Supposed to be going to six flags in August. Im excited to go...But at the same time im gonna feel like not going cause i dont wanna leave home. :lol:

I Get Home Sick VERY Easily.

Suddenly I feel quite tired. Usually happens when I begin to get bored.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im Supposed to be going to six flags in August. Im excited to go...But at the same time im gonna feel like not going cause i dont wanna leave home. :lol:

I Get Home Sick VERY Easily. I'd just like to go on a vacation. I don't get homesick that easy, but I do start to miss home after awhile.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
The Grandparents always crack me up. :lol:

I like when Grandpa had that locket with Arnold's picture and at the end, he was deciding what to replace the picture with: "A picture of Hedy Lamarr. No, a picture of a roast beef sandwich! No, wait - a picture of Hedy Lamarr EATING a roast beef sandwich!" :lol:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Suddenly I feel quite tired. Usually happens when I begin to get bored.

http://www.netvista.net/~del_grande/Grandpa1.jpg

Never Eat Raspberrys.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I like when Grandpa had that locket with Arnold's picture and at the end, he was deciding what to replace the picture with: "A picture of Hedy Lamarr. No, a picture of a roast beef sandwich! No, wait - a picture of Hedy Lamarr EATING a roast beef sandwich!" :lol:

LOL Thats a good one.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im Supposed to be going to six flags in August. Im excited to go...But at the same time im gonna feel like not going cause i dont wanna leave home. :lol:

I Get Home Sick VERY Easily.

I don't get homesick since I've been going to the same place for like, eight years, but I do feel kind of left out b/c my sister and my cousins often ignore me.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I like when Grandpa had that locket with Arnold's picture and at the end, he was deciding what to replace the picture with: "A picture of Hedy Lamarr. No, a picture of a roast beef sandwich! No, wait - a picture of Hedy Lamarr EATING a roast beef sandwich!" :lol: Yeah, I remember that one.

Remember the episode when Arnold lost his hat and Grandpa was talking about how he felt after he lost his hair? And he said he did a Bunch of things to try to hide it and it showed pictures of him in 2 Hats, Then a Cat on his head. Thatw as Hilarious.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://www.netvista.net/~del_grande/Grandpa1.jpg

Never Eat Raspberrys.

:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I don't get homesick since I've been going to the same place for like, eight years, but I do feel kind of left out b/c my sister and my cousins often ignore me.

That Stinks. :/

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Remember the episode when Arnold lost his hat and Grandpa was talking about how he felt after he lost his hair? And he said he did a Bunch of things to try to hide it and it showed pictures of him in 2 Hats, Then a Cat on his head. Thatw as Hilarious.

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Remember the episode when Arnold lost his hat and Grandpa was talking about how he felt after he lost his hair? And he said he did a Bunch of things to try to hide it and it showed pictures of him in 2 Hats, Then a Cat on his head. Thatw as Hilarious. Remember that one time Grandpa was making a sandwich, and he said the meat was in the fridge after it went bad for like 3 months? And but he said the pain and suffering would be worth eating it. :lol:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Remember that one time Grandpa was making a sandwich, and he said the meat was in the fridge after it went bad for like 3 months? And but he said the pain and suffering would be worth eating it. :lol:

LOL Yeah.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Remember that one time Grandpa was making a sandwich, and he said the meat was in the fridge after it went bad for like 3 months? And but he said the pain and suffering would be worth eating it. :lol:

I remember that :lol:

Everytime Grandpa talks about Diarea or Indigestiion is always hilarious.

Did you guys know the same guy that does the voice of Grandpa is also the voice of Homer Simpson?

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Everytime Grandpa talks about Diarea or Indigestiion is always hilarious. Yeah. Grandpa is pretty hilarious.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Did you guys know the same guy that does the voice of Grandpa is also the voice of Homer Simpson? No. That's cool.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Did you guys know the same guy that does the voice of Grandpa is also the voice of Homer Simpson?
Who does their voices?

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Who does their voices?

Dan Castellaneta

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dan Castellaneta
Oh, cool. I never realized they were both done by the same person.

Hey, do you wanna read a Three's Company script I wrote?

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Oh, cool. I never realized they were both done by the same person.

I Never woulda noticed unles i looked it up. He does a GREAT Job of doing different voices.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Remember that one time Grandpa was making a sandwich, and he said the meat was in the fridge after it went bad for like 3 months? And but he said the pain and suffering would be worth eating it. :lol:
:lol: Don't know if I saw that.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Did you guys know the same guy that does the voice of Grandpa is also the voice of Homer Simpson?
Nope.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Hey, do you wanna read a Three's Company script I wrote? I'll read it.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
I'll read it.
Me too.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Hey, do you wanna read a Three's Company script I wrote?

Sure.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
I'll read it.

It's pretty long, you don't have to read it all now if you don't want to.

ACT I.
SCENE I.
(CHRISSY is sitting in the living room JACK and enters the house.)
CHRISSY: How was school today, Jack?
(JACK sits down on the couch next to her.)
JACK: Not so good. I left my Mississippi mud pie in the oven too long and when I took it out, it was just Mississippi dirt.
CHRISSY: Oh. [pauses; then gets a confused look on her face] You cooked mud?
JACK: [sarcastically] Yes, Chrissy, I put mud in the oven.
CHRISSY: Why would you do a stupid thing like that?
JACK: [barking] I was making a cake, Chrissy!
CHRISSY: Geez, Jack, you don’t have to get mad at me just because I don’t know anything about cooking.
JACK: I’m sorry. I should have realized your culinary expertise is very limited.
CHRISSY: Thank you. [gets confused] My what?
JACK: Never mind.
(CHRISSY notices the bandage on JACK’s finger.)
CHRISSY: Oh, what happened to your hand?
JACK: I burnt my finger on the cake pan. I forgot to let it cool.
CHRISSY: [bewildered] You were cooling your finger?
JACK: [ignoring her comment] It really hurts.
CHRISSY: Poor baby! I’ll make it better.
(CHRISSY kisses his finger.)
JACK: You know, I sort of burnt the rest of my hand, too…
(CHRISSY kisses his hand.)
JACK: And a lot of other places…
CHRISSY: [catching on] Jack!!
(JANET enters the apartment.)
JANET: You’ll never believe this! I was out window shopping –
JACK: [interrupting] I don’t believe it.
CHRISSY: Yeah, our windows are perfectly fine.
JACK: You’re on a roll today, Chrissy.
JANET: Anyway, I saw this beautiful lamp that would look great in this room, and –
JACK: Hold it. How much does it cost?
JANET: That doesn’t matter.
CHRISSY: Janet, I don’t think we can afford to buy a new lamp. We can barely pay the rent.
JANET: Of course we can’t afford it, but I figured that we could get the Ropers to pay for it.
JACK: And how’s that?
JANET: They paid for all the other light fixtures. So this could just be considered another one. Besides, remember when we broke that lamp in the bedroom and paid for it and Roper never replaced it?
CHRISSY: That’s right!
JACK: I don’t know. Mr. Roper’s so stingy; he’s been nagging me for that dime he gave me to make a phone call the other night at the Regal Beagle.
JANET: [incredulously] He wants you to repay him for that?
CHRISSY: Well, I’m sure he’s forgotten about that by now.
(There’s a knock on the door. JANET opens it and it’s the ROPERS.)
STANLEY: I need to talk to Jack. It’s business.
JACK: Couldn’t this wait?
STANLEY: We’re talking big money.
HELEN: Stanley, it’s ten cents.
STANLEY: For your information, dimes add up. If I had gotten my dimes back from every person I lent one to who needed to make a phone call –
HELEN: You’d have ten cents.
STANLEY: Well, a dime can get you a lot of things. Like...
HELEN: Two nickels.
STANLEY: Jack, can you just give me the money?
JACK: Please, Mr. Roper. I’ve been having a bad day.
(STANLEY sees JACK’s bandaged finger.)
STANLEY: What, did you break a nail?
JACK: [reaching into his pocket] Fine, Mr. Roper, here’s your dime! [hands coin to him] I hope you’re happy.
STANLEY: Thank you. [to Helen] You see, Helen – it’s nice to finally get something when you’ve been waiting for it for such a long time.
HELEN: [rolling her eyes] You’re telling me.
JANET: [opportunely] Is it just me, or is the coffee table looking sort of bare? [eyes Jack]
JACK: Yeah, it just seems so…exposed…it needs something. What do you think it could
use, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: A sweater.
JANET: [laughing] That’s a good one, Chrissy! [seriously] But I was thinking of something more along the lines of…a lamp.
STANLEY: Why are you telling us? [long pause] Wait a minute…do you want me to pay
for a new lamp?
JACK: Well, you do owe us. You never replaced the other one that broke.
STANLEY: The answer is no.
(STANLEY walks towards the door.)
JANET: Mr. Roper, please be fair!
STANLEY: I said no!
(STANLEY leaves the apartment. HELEN walks towards the door.)
HELEN: Don’t take it personally. He never says yes to me, either.
(HELEN exits and JACK, JANET, and CHRISSY begin talking to each other.)

SCENE II.
(The next afternoon, CHRISSY returns from work. JANET is in the kitchen having a drink.)
CHRISSY: What’s wrong, Janet? You’re not still upset about that lamp, are you?
JANET: Oh, I’m not upset. [slams glass down on table] I’m infuriated!
CHRISSY: If you ask me, we don’t need another lamp.
JANET: Well, nobody asked you.
(CHRISSY is taken aback.)
JANET: I’m sorry, Chrissy, I didn’t mean to be so rude. It’s not really the lamp I want
so much – it’s for Mr. Roper to admit he owes us money.
CHRISSY: I don’t think that’s going to happen any time soon. I mean, look at the way
he was hounding Jack for that dime!
JANET: Maybe Mrs. Roper can convince him to pay us back.
(JANET goes into the living room and CHRISSY follows her.)
CHRISSY: If it makes you feel any better, I’m got a big bonus for working over time
this week, and if you want, we could use that money to buy the lamp.
JANET: That’s very generous of you, Chrissy, but I think I’ll try to get Mr. Roper to
give us the money before taking yours. In fact, I’m going to call him right
now.
(CHRISSY goes into the bedroom and JANET goes over to the phone and dials the ROPERS’ number.)

SCENE III.
(Later that afternoon, CHRISSY pulls out an envelope of money from her purse and puts it on the coffee table. She leaves the apartment. JACK comes out of his bedroom and sees the envelope. He picks it up and removes a huge wad of dollar bills. JANET comes out of the kitchen.)
JACK: Hey, Janet, what’s all this money doing here?
JANET: [shrugs] I don’t know. Are you starting dinner soon? I’m starving.
JACK: [puts down envelope] Sure, give me a minute.
(JACK and JANET start walking in opposite directions and simultaneously freeze. They run back to the coffee table.)
JACK: Where’d this come from?
JANET: I called Mr. Roper earlier and I convinced him to pay us the money he owes us.
I guess we didn’t hear him when he dropped in.
JACK: Seventy dollars…that’s a lot of money. We can get a lamp, and I can buy some of those pricey gourmet herbs for my cooking, and a new apron, and maybe we can even get a head start on the rent.
JANET: And a light bulb for the lamp.
JACK: Don’t push it, Janet.
JANET: You’re off from school tomorrow, right?
JACK: Right.
JANET: We can pick it up before Chrissy gets home and then surprise her.
JACK: Great idea! I’ll go make dinner.
(The two go into the kitchen.)

[commercial break]

SCENE IV.
(CHRISSY gets home from work early and goes into the kitchen. She is making herself a snack when JACK and JANET enter the apartment. JANET is holding a big cardboard box. She struggles to bring it in and drops it on top of her foot.
JANET: Ow!
JACK: You should have let me carry the box.
JANET: [angry] You said that you couldn’t because your finger still hurt.
JACK: [looking at bandaged finger] Oh, that’s right. It does hurt.
(JANET rolls her eyes and opens the box, taking out separate pieces of a lamp.)
JACK: What happened? Is it broken?
JANET: No, dummy, we have to assemble it ourselves. [hands him instruction manual]
I’ll put it together if you read the directions to me.
JACK: Why don’t you let a man take care of this, Janet?
JANET: Okay, I’ll get Mr. Roper.
JACK: [snatching lamp parts] Give me those!
(JACK starts trying to fit the pieces together.)
JANET: I don’t think you put the lampshade on right. Take it off, Jack.
JACK: Janet, I know what I’m doing.
JANET: Look, you screwed the light bulb part in all wrong, too.
(In the kitchen, CHRISSY takes her food and starts walking towards the door. For the first time, she hears her roommates.)
JANET: Take it all off, Jack.
(CHRISSY gasps and presses her ear to the door.)
JACK: All right, all right. [disassembles lamp] You happy now?
JANET: Yes, but you’ve gotta hurry it up. We need to get the job done before Chrissy
gets home.
JACK: I’m sorry if I’m not fast enough for you, Janet, but I’m not that experienced when
it comes to things like this.
JANET: I didn’t mean to seem impatient, Jack. But this is a skill you’re going to need
for the rest of your life, so you might as well learn how to do it now.
(CHRISSY opens her mouth in shock.)
JACK: Yeah, my future wife will probably appreciate it if I’m good at this.
JANET: You’ll get the hang of it. Oh, I wish Mr. Roper was here. He could show you what to do.
CHRISSY: [softly] Mr. Roper?!
JACK: I don’t know if he’d be much help. Plumbing’s his specialty.
JANET: Jack, you’re not doing it right! We don’t have much time to fiddle around and
try to make it. We need to finish.
(CHRISSY puts her hands on her face. In the living room, JANET grabs the lamp’s components from JACK and tries to force them together.)
JACK: Not so rough, Janet! You’re going to break it!
JANET: Well, it can always be fixed.
JACK: But the manual says you shouldn’t force it.
CHRISSY: Manual?!
(JANET finally puts the lamp together successfully.)
JACK: [sighing] There we go! Wow, you made everything fit right into place. You’re
pretty good at this.
JANET: Well, I have some experience.
(JACK and JANET begin to look for a place to put the lamp.)
JACK: Now where to?
CHRISSY: [quietly] Again?
JANET: The coffee table seems too small.
(CHRISSY extends her arms in a circle to the size of the small, round coffee table.)
JACK: How about your bedroom?
JANET: Good idea, Jack.
(JACK and JANET go into the bedroom and shut the door. CHRISSY enters the living room with a worried look on her face. She nervously looks toward the bedroom and then leaves the apartment.)

SCENE V.
(JACK, JANET, and CHRISSY are at the kitchen table having dinner. CHRISSY isn’t eating anything.)
JANET: Hey, are you feeling okay, Chrissy? You haven’t touched your food.
CHRISSY: Well, it’s noodles – you’re supposed to use a fork.
JACK: I think she’s fine, Janet.
JANET: I think I can tell if something’s wrong. What’s on your mind, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: I’m fine, really. I just don’t have much of an appetite.
JACK: You don’t have to eat anything if you don’t want to. If it’ll cheer you up,
Janet and I have a surprise for you.
CHRISSY: [softly] You surprised me enough earlier.
JANET: Huh?
JACK: Wait – when did you get home, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: About three. I got to leave early today, since I worked overtime last week.
JACK: Uh-oh. Did you hear Janet and me?
CHRISSY: Yes.
JANET: And you know what we were doing?
CHRISSY: Yes.
JACK: Then why didn’t you tell us?
CHRISSY: I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were…[tilts head] you know…
JANET: You could have joined us.
CHRISSY: [shocked] Huh?
JACK: Yeah, we could have gotten the job done faster with another pair of hands!
CHRISSY: Ugh! That’s disgusting! And to think, you wanted Mr. Roper to join you!
JACK: Well, he enjoys that sort of thing better than he lets people believe.
CHRISSY: [covering ears] I don’t want to hear it!
JANET: What’s wrong?
JACK: I think I know what the problem is. Let me try to translate into Chrissy-speak:
she didn’t not know what was going on and now she’s not talking because she feels bad that she didn’t not know and didn’t say anything.
CHRISSY: Exactly. You hit the nail right on the nose.
JANET: Whatever we did to make you upset, we’re really sorry about it.
CHRISSY: I guess it’s all right. I should’ve known that would happen or sooner or later.
But I have one question – why did you need a manual?
JACK: If you’re gonna do something, you should do it right.
CHRISSY: Jack Tripper, that’s disgusting!
JANET: What’s so disgusting about assembling a lamp?
CHRISSY: You should know what’s disgusting about – assembling a lamp?
JACK: Yeah, the one we bought.
CHRISSY: Oh, you got the lamp! Oh, what a relief!
JANET: Mr. Roper brought the money when no one was home, so we got it.
JACK: What did you think we were doing, anyway?
CHRISSY: [hesitating] Uh…I thought you were…gee, this dinner is delicious!
(JANET and JACK shrug and CHRISSY laughs and she starts eating.)

SCENE VI.
(Late in the evening, JACK and JANET are playing Scrabble. CHRISSY is watching.)
JANET: Jack, how long is it going to take you to think of a word?
JACK: I almost have something here…just give me a second…
JANET: It’s getting late. You might as well forfeit.
JACK: I’m not going to give up, Janet. I’m not a quitter.
CHRISSY: Come on, just surrender so then we can all go to bed.
JACK: [grinning] Okay, I forfeit.
CHRISSY: [confused] That was easy.
(JACK grabs CHRISSY and at the same moment, there is a knock on the door.)
STANLEY’S VOICE: Open up, it’s the Ropers!
(JACK opens the door and lets the ROPERS in.)
JACK: What brings you here at this hour of the night?
JANET: We’re really sorry if we were making too much noise.
HELEN: Oh, you weren’t making any noise. Stanley came to give you kids something.
STANLEY: You know, I changed my mind.
HELEN: You can’t change your mind! You promised them. [thinks for a moment] But
then again, you promised me something three years ago that I never got.
JACK: [embarrassed by what he thinks Helen is referring to] Maybe this wouldn’t be the best time to talk about your, uh – personal lives…
HELEN: I’m still waiting for my new stove!
STANLEY: All right, all right. I’ll give it to them.
(STANLEY hands JACK a few dollar bills.)
STANLEY: Here’s the money for your new lamp.
JACK: But you already gave us the money, and we already bought the lamp!
STANLEY: [hastily] You hear that, Helen? I already paid them. Let’s go!
HELEN: Hold it, Stanley! Jack, what are you talking about?
JANET: We found an envelope of money on the coffee table yesterday a few hours after
Mr. Roper promised to give us the money.
CHRISSY: Oh, I know what that money was! It was my bonus from working overtime.
JACK: Seventy dollars?
CHRISSY: Yep.
JACK: Oh, we didn’t know that was yours, Chrissy, so we used it to buy the lamp!
STANLEY: I think we can leave you kids to talk this over. Good night.
(STANLEY snatches the money back from JACK.)
JACK: Hey!
STANLEY: You have your lamp, don’t you?
JANET: Yeah, but you still owe us –
STANLEY: The deal is off!
HELEN: How about you lower their rent this month?
STANLEY: [pointing] How about you stay out of this!
HELEN: How about we have some fun tonight, Stanley, if you know what I mean…
STANLEY: [forced smile] Uh…here’s the money, Jack. [hands it to him] It was nice
doing business with you.
(The ROPERS leave.)
JANET: Chrissy, we’re really sorry that we spent your money.
CHRISSY: You know, it’s fine –
JACK: If you want to yell at us, go ahead, because we deserve it. We can return the
lamp, too.
CHRISSY: Really, it’s all –
JANET: Will you ever forgive us?
CHRISSY: [louder] Yes, just let me –
JACK: Oh, no, she’s so upset with us!
CHRISSY: Will you let me talk? Finally! You see, I wanted you to use that money to
buy the lamp! So it’s perfectly all right that you did.
JANET: Really?
CHRISSY: Sure it is! Hey, it’s next to my bed, so I’m the one who’ll be using it anyway.
JANET: That’s right!
JACK: I hope you don’t mind that I bought a few other things with the money. Like that
bottle of wine we had with dinner.
CHRISSY: Hey, I drank it, too!
JANET: And I got some perfume. I just couldn’t help myself.
CHRISSY: We can share it.
JACK: And I got a new pair of underwear.
CHRISSY: Oh. Well…
JACK: You can tell me if you want to share it with me after I show it to you.
(JACK pretends that he’s about to pull his pants down and JANET and CHRISSY dart in opposite directions. The scene fades with JACK laughing and JANET and CHRISSY reentering the room and joining in.)

That script is long, but nothing compared to what Chad writes.Your's is short compared to his.I can read yours now.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
That script is long, but nothing compared to what Chad writes.Your's is short compared to his.I can read yours now.
:lol:

:lol: That was really good. You captured the way the characters really act well. Seems like a real episode.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
:lol: That was really good. You captured the way the characters really act well. Seems like a real episode.

Thanks :)

Originally posted by Zuzzy
It's pretty long, you don't have to read it all now if you don't want to.

ACT I.
SCENE I.
(CHRISSY is sitting in the living room JACK and enters the house.)
CHRISSY: How was school today, Jack?
(JACK sits down on the couch next to her.)
JACK: Not so good. I left my Mississippi mud pie in the oven too long and when I took it out, it was just Mississippi dirt.
CHRISSY: Oh. [pauses; then gets a confused look on her face] You cooked mud?
JACK: [sarcastically] Yes, Chrissy, I put mud in the oven.
CHRISSY: Why would you do a stupid thing like that?
JACK: [barking] I was making a cake, Chrissy!
CHRISSY: Geez, Jack, you don’t have to get mad at me just because I don’t know anything about cooking.
JACK: I’m sorry. I should have realized your culinary expertise is very limited.
CHRISSY: Thank you. [gets confused] My what?
JACK: Never mind.
(CHRISSY notices the bandage on JACK’s finger.)
CHRISSY: Oh, what happened to your hand?
JACK: I burnt my finger on the cake pan. I forgot to let it cool.
CHRISSY: [bewildered] You were cooling your finger?
JACK: [ignoring her comment] It really hurts.
CHRISSY: Poor baby! I’ll make it better.
(CHRISSY kisses his finger.)
JACK: You know, I sort of burnt the rest of my hand, too…
(CHRISSY kisses his hand.)
JACK: And a lot of other places…
CHRISSY: [catching on] Jack!!
(JANET enters the apartment.)
JANET: You’ll never believe this! I was out window shopping –
JACK: [interrupting] I don’t believe it.
CHRISSY: Yeah, our windows are perfectly fine.
JACK: You’re on a roll today, Chrissy.
JANET: Anyway, I saw this beautiful lamp that would look great in this room, and –
JACK: Hold it. How much does it cost?
JANET: That doesn’t matter.
CHRISSY: Janet, I don’t think we can afford to buy a new lamp. We can barely pay the rent.
JANET: Of course we can’t afford it, but I figured that we could get the Ropers to pay for it.
JACK: And how’s that?
JANET: They paid for all the other light fixtures. So this could just be considered another one. Besides, remember when we broke that lamp in the bedroom and paid for it and Roper never replaced it?
CHRISSY: That’s right!
JACK: I don’t know. Mr. Roper’s so stingy; he’s been nagging me for that dime he gave me to make a phone call the other night at the Regal Beagle.
JANET: [incredulously] He wants you to repay him for that?
CHRISSY: Well, I’m sure he’s forgotten about that by now.
(There’s a knock on the door. JANET opens it and it’s the ROPERS.)
STANLEY: I need to talk to Jack. It’s business.
JACK: Couldn’t this wait?
STANLEY: We’re talking big money.
HELEN: Stanley, it’s ten cents.
STANLEY: For your information, dimes add up. If I had gotten my dimes back from every person I lent one to who needed to make a phone call –
HELEN: You’d have ten cents.
STANLEY: Well, a dime can get you a lot of things. Like...
HELEN: Two nickels.
STANLEY: Jack, can you just give me the money?
JACK: Please, Mr. Roper. I’ve been having a bad day.
(STANLEY sees JACK’s bandaged finger.)
STANLEY: What, did you break a nail?
JACK: [reaching into his pocket] Fine, Mr. Roper, here’s your dime! [hands coin to him] I hope you’re happy.
STANLEY: Thank you. [to Helen] You see, Helen – it’s nice to finally get something when you’ve been waiting for it for such a long time.
HELEN: [rolling her eyes] You’re telling me.
JANET: [opportunely] Is it just me, or is the coffee table looking sort of bare? [eyes Jack]
JACK: Yeah, it just seems so…exposed…it needs something. What do you think it could
use, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: A sweater.
JANET: [laughing] That’s a good one, Chrissy! [seriously] But I was thinking of something more along the lines of…a lamp.
STANLEY: Why are you telling us? [long pause] Wait a minute…do you want me to pay
for a new lamp?
JACK: Well, you do owe us. You never replaced the other one that broke.
STANLEY: The answer is no.
(STANLEY walks towards the door.)
JANET: Mr. Roper, please be fair!
STANLEY: I said no!
(STANLEY leaves the apartment. HELEN walks towards the door.)
HELEN: Don’t take it personally. He never says yes to me, either.
(HELEN exits and JACK, JANET, and CHRISSY begin talking to each other.)

SCENE II.
(The next afternoon, CHRISSY returns from work. JANET is in the kitchen having a drink.)
CHRISSY: What’s wrong, Janet? You’re not still upset about that lamp, are you?
JANET: Oh, I’m not upset. [slams glass down on table] I’m infuriated!
CHRISSY: If you ask me, we don’t need another lamp.
JANET: Well, nobody asked you.
(CHRISSY is taken aback.)
JANET: I’m sorry, Chrissy, I didn’t mean to be so rude. It’s not really the lamp I want
so much – it’s for Mr. Roper to admit he owes us money.
CHRISSY: I don’t think that’s going to happen any time soon. I mean, look at the way
he was hounding Jack for that dime!
JANET: Maybe Mrs. Roper can convince him to pay us back.
(JANET goes into the living room and CHRISSY follows her.)
CHRISSY: If it makes you feel any better, I’m got a big bonus for working over time
this week, and if you want, we could use that money to buy the lamp.
JANET: That’s very generous of you, Chrissy, but I think I’ll try to get Mr. Roper to
give us the money before taking yours. In fact, I’m going to call him right
now.
(CHRISSY goes into the bedroom and JANET goes over to the phone and dials the ROPERS’ number.)

SCENE III.
(Later that afternoon, CHRISSY pulls out an envelope of money from her purse and puts it on the coffee table. She leaves the apartment. JACK comes out of his bedroom and sees the envelope. He picks it up and removes a huge wad of dollar bills. JANET comes out of the kitchen.)
JACK: Hey, Janet, what’s all this money doing here?
JANET: [shrugs] I don’t know. Are you starting dinner soon? I’m starving.
JACK: [puts down envelope] Sure, give me a minute.
(JACK and JANET start walking in opposite directions and simultaneously freeze. They run back to the coffee table.)
JACK: Where’d this come from?
JANET: I called Mr. Roper earlier and I convinced him to pay us the money he owes us.
I guess we didn’t hear him when he dropped in.
JACK: Seventy dollars…that’s a lot of money. We can get a lamp, and I can buy some of those pricey gourmet herbs for my cooking, and a new apron, and maybe we can even get a head start on the rent.
JANET: And a light bulb for the lamp.
JACK: Don’t push it, Janet.
JANET: You’re off from school tomorrow, right?
JACK: Right.
JANET: We can pick it up before Chrissy gets home and then surprise her.
JACK: Great idea! I’ll go make dinner.
(The two go into the kitchen.)

[commercial break]

SCENE IV.
(CHRISSY gets home from work early and goes into the kitchen. She is making herself a snack when JACK and JANET enter the apartment. JANET is holding a big cardboard box. She struggles to bring it in and drops it on top of her foot.
JANET: Ow!
JACK: You should have let me carry the box.
JANET: [angry] You said that you couldn’t because your finger still hurt.
JACK: [looking at bandaged finger] Oh, that’s right. It does hurt.
(JANET rolls her eyes and opens the box, taking out separate pieces of a lamp.)
JACK: What happened? Is it broken?
JANET: No, dummy, we have to assemble it ourselves. [hands him instruction manual]
I’ll put it together if you read the directions to me.
JACK: Why don’t you let a man take care of this, Janet?
JANET: Okay, I’ll get Mr. Roper.
JACK: [snatching lamp parts] Give me those!
(JACK starts trying to fit the pieces together.)
JANET: I don’t think you put the lampshade on right. Take it off, Jack.
JACK: Janet, I know what I’m doing.
JANET: Look, you screwed the light bulb part in all wrong, too.
(In the kitchen, CHRISSY takes her food and starts walking towards the door. For the first time, she hears her roommates.)
JANET: Take it all off, Jack.
(CHRISSY gasps and presses her ear to the door.)
JACK: All right, all right. [disassembles lamp] You happy now?
JANET: Yes, but you’ve gotta hurry it up. We need to get the job done before Chrissy
gets home.
JACK: I’m sorry if I’m not fast enough for you, Janet, but I’m not that experienced when
it comes to things like this.
JANET: I didn’t mean to seem impatient, Jack. But this is a skill you’re going to need
for the rest of your life, so you might as well learn how to do it now.
(CHRISSY opens her mouth in shock.)
JACK: Yeah, my future wife will probably appreciate it if I’m good at this.
JANET: You’ll get the hang of it. Oh, I wish Mr. Roper was here. He could show you what to do.
CHRISSY: [softly] Mr. Roper?!
JACK: I don’t know if he’d be much help. Plumbing’s his specialty.
JANET: Jack, you’re not doing it right! We don’t have much time to fiddle around and
try to make it. We need to finish.
(CHRISSY puts her hands on her face. In the living room, JANET grabs the lamp’s components from JACK and tries to force them together.)
JACK: Not so rough, Janet! You’re going to break it!
JANET: Well, it can always be fixed.
JACK: But the manual says you shouldn’t force it.
CHRISSY: Manual?!
(JANET finally puts the lamp together successfully.)
JACK: [sighing] There we go! Wow, you made everything fit right into place. You’re
pretty good at this.
JANET: Well, I have some experience.
(JACK and JANET begin to look for a place to put the lamp.)
JACK: Now where to?
CHRISSY: [quietly] Again?
JANET: The coffee table seems too small.
(CHRISSY extends her arms in a circle to the size of the small, round coffee table.)
JACK: How about your bedroom?
JANET: Good idea, Jack.
(JACK and JANET go into the bedroom and shut the door. CHRISSY enters the living room with a worried look on her face. She nervously looks toward the bedroom and then leaves the apartment.)

SCENE V.
(JACK, JANET, and CHRISSY are at the kitchen table having dinner. CHRISSY isn’t eating anything.)
JANET: Hey, are you feeling okay, Chrissy? You haven’t touched your food.
CHRISSY: Well, it’s noodles – you’re supposed to use a fork.
JACK: I think she’s fine, Janet.
JANET: I think I can tell if something’s wrong. What’s on your mind, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: I’m fine, really. I just don’t have much of an appetite.
JACK: You don’t have to eat anything if you don’t want to. If it’ll cheer you up,
Janet and I have a surprise for you.
CHRISSY: [softly] You surprised me enough earlier.
JANET: Huh?
JACK: Wait – when did you get home, Chrissy?
CHRISSY: About three. I got to leave early today, since I worked overtime last week.
JACK: Uh-oh. Did you hear Janet and me?
CHRISSY: Yes.
JANET: And you know what we were doing?
CHRISSY: Yes.
JACK: Then why didn’t you tell us?
CHRISSY: I didn’t want to interrupt you while you were…[tilts head] you know…
JANET: You could have joined us.
CHRISSY: [shocked] Huh?
JACK: Yeah, we could have gotten the job done faster with another pair of hands!
CHRISSY: Ugh! That’s disgusting! And to think, you wanted Mr. Roper to join you!
JACK: Well, he enjoys that sort of thing better than he lets people believe.
CHRISSY: [covering ears] I don’t want to hear it!
JANET: What’s wrong?
JACK: I think I know what the problem is. Let me try to translate into Chrissy-speak:
she didn’t not know what was going on and now she’s not talking because she feels bad that she didn’t not know and didn’t say anything.
CHRISSY: Exactly. You hit the nail right on the nose.
JANET: Whatever we did to make you upset, we’re really sorry about it.
CHRISSY: I guess it’s all right. I should’ve known that would happen or sooner or later.
But I have one question – why did you need a manual?
JACK: If you’re gonna do something, you should do it right.
CHRISSY: Jack Tripper, that’s disgusting!
JANET: What’s so disgusting about assembling a lamp?
CHRISSY: You should know what’s disgusting about – assembling a lamp?
JACK: Yeah, the one we bought.
CHRISSY: Oh, you got the lamp! Oh, what a relief!
JANET: Mr. Roper brought the money when no one was home, so we got it.
JACK: What did you think we were doing, anyway?
CHRISSY: [hesitating] Uh…I thought you were…gee, this dinner is delicious!
(JANET and JACK shrug and CHRISSY laughs and she starts eating.)

SCENE VI.
(Late in the evening, JACK and JANET are playing Scrabble. CHRISSY is watching.)
JANET: Jack, how long is it going to take you to think of a word?
JACK: I almost have something here…just give me a second…
JANET: It’s getting late. You might as well forfeit.
JACK: I’m not going to give up, Janet. I’m not a quitter.
CHRISSY: Come on, just surrender so then we can all go to bed.
JACK: [grinning] Okay, I forfeit.
CHRISSY: [confused] That was easy.
(JACK grabs CHRISSY and at the same moment, there is a knock on the door.)
STANLEY’S VOICE: Open up, it’s the Ropers!
(JACK opens the door and lets the ROPERS in.)
JACK: What brings you here at this hour of the night?
JANET: We’re really sorry if we were making too much noise.
HELEN: Oh, you weren’t making any noise. Stanley came to give you kids something.
STANLEY: You know, I changed my mind.
HELEN: You can’t change your mind! You promised them. [thinks for a moment] But
then again, you promised me something three years ago that I never got.
JACK: [embarrassed by what he thinks Helen is referring to] Maybe this wouldn’t be the best time to talk about your, uh – personal lives…
HELEN: I’m still waiting for my new stove!
STANLEY: All right, all right. I’ll give it to them.
(STANLEY hands JACK a few dollar bills.)
STANLEY: Here’s the money for your new lamp.
JACK: But you already gave us the money, and we already bought the lamp!
STANLEY: [hastily] You hear that, Helen? I already paid them. Let’s go!
HELEN: Hold it, Stanley! Jack, what are you talking about?
JANET: We found an envelope of money on the coffee table yesterday a few hours after
Mr. Roper promised to give us the money.
CHRISSY: Oh, I know what that money was! It was my bonus from working overtime.
JACK: Seventy dollars?
CHRISSY: Yep.
JACK: Oh, we didn’t know that was yours, Chrissy, so we used it to buy the lamp!
STANLEY: I think we can leave you kids to talk this over. Good night.
(STANLEY snatches the money back from JACK.)
JACK: Hey!
STANLEY: You have your lamp, don’t you?
JANET: Yeah, but you still owe us –
STANLEY: The deal is off!
HELEN: How about you lower their rent this month?
STANLEY: [pointing] How about you stay out of this!
HELEN: How about we have some fun tonight, Stanley, if you know what I mean…
STANLEY: [forced smile] Uh…here’s the money, Jack. [hands it to him] It was nice
doing business with you.
(The ROPERS leave.)
JANET: Chrissy, we’re really sorry that we spent your money.
CHRISSY: You know, it’s fine –
JACK: If you want to yell at us, go ahead, because we deserve it. We can return the
lamp, too.
CHRISSY: Really, it’s all –
JANET: Will you ever forgive us?
CHRISSY: [louder] Yes, just let me –
JACK: Oh, no, she’s so upset with us!
CHRISSY: Will you let me talk? Finally! You see, I wanted you to use that money to
buy the lamp! So it’s perfectly all right that you did.
JANET: Really?
CHRISSY: Sure it is! Hey, it’s next to my bed, so I’m the one who’ll be using it anyway.
JANET: That’s right!
JACK: I hope you don’t mind that I bought a few other things with the money. Like that
bottle of wine we had with dinner.
CHRISSY: Hey, I drank it, too!
JANET: And I got some perfume. I just couldn’t help myself.
CHRISSY: We can share it.
JACK: And I got a new pair of underwear.
CHRISSY: Oh. Well…
JACK: You can tell me if you want to share it with me after I show it to you.
(JACK pretends that he’s about to pull his pants down and JANET and CHRISSY dart in opposite directions. The scene fades with JACK laughing and JANET and CHRISSY reentering the room and joining in.)

LOL That was awesome! It really seemed like a new episode.

Have you ever considered doing original scripts?

Originally posted by Chad Doody
LOL That was awesome! It really seemed like a new episode.

Have you ever considered doing original scripts?

Thanks! :D I would like to do original scripts. I have been trying to come up with an original sitcom premise to base a show on, but I can't think of anything.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Thanks! :D I would like to do original scripts. I have been trying to come up with an original sitcom premise to base a show on, but I can't think of anything.

If you ever do come up with anything, Id love to have it on my Board.

http://vacations.proboards18.com/index.cgi

You could post your TC Script there in the Fanfic section if you want. I Havea few old Happy Days ones i did in there. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
If you ever do come up with anything, Id love to have it on my Board.

http://vacations.proboards18.com/index.cgi

You could post your TC Script there in the Fanfic section if you want. I Havea few old Happy Days ones i did in there. :lol:

Cool.

The Boy Meets World Marathon Is starting.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
If you ever do come up with anything, Id love to have it on my Board.

http://vacations.proboards18.com/index.cgi

You could post your TC Script there in the Fanfic section if you want. I Havea few old Happy Days ones i did in there. :lol:

I just registered :D I'm just waiting for the password email.

Originally posted by Zuzzy
I just registered :D I'm just waiting for the password email.

Awesome.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
:lol: That was really good. You captured the way the characters really act well. Seems like a real episode.
I agree.I pictured what was going on.Seems like everybody writes good scripts from this board.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
The Boy Meets World Marathon Is starting.
Season one opening credits!

Holy Crap. ABC Family is showing the original Opening. :eek:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I agree.I pictured what was going on.Seems like everybody writes good scripts from this board. Yeah...It was just like it fit so well you could picture it all really easy. Great job, Zuzzy,

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I agree.I pictured what was going on.Seems like everybody writes good scripts from this board.
Thanks :)

Originally posted by Chad Doody
The Boy Meets World Marathon Is starting. I'll watch in a bit.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Season one opening credits!

Thats the first time i've seen those since like 1993. :eek:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Thats the first time i've seen those since like 1993. :eek:
That might be the first time I EVER saw it.

Whos Frank Sutton? :lol:

http://vacations.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1081908428

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Whos Frank Sutton? :lol:

http://vacations.proboards18.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&num=1081908428
LOL I thought you were joking with us, but I guess you put Marty McFly under the guy's user name.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
LOL I thought you were joking with us, but I guess you put Marty McFly under the guy's user name.

No, He put that there himself.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
No, He put that there himself.
Oh.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
No, He put that there himself. I think its Lucas. Looked up the IP and its from Toronto, Ontario. I think it matches Lucas' too. Lemme verify that.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
I think its Lucas. Looked up the IP and its from Toronto, Ontario. I think it matches Lucas' too. Lemme verify that.

NO ITS NOT *shoots TF than runs like hell*

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
NO ITS NOT *shoots TF than runs like hell* Thats all the verification I need.

A few days ago on E! it said it one of the early 80s James Bond movies one of the Bond girls was a MAN. Chad gave a link last year, but I didn't know if it was true.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
NO ITS NOT *shoots TF than runs like hell*

*Sees Lucas running at night towards United States Border.*

I Dont think so, Son.

*Runs at Lucas and tackles Him, Then handcuffs him and kicks his butt back to Canada.*

Originally posted by Chad Doody
*Sees Lucas running at night towards United States Border.*

I Dont think so, Son.

*Runs at Lucas and tackles Him, Then handcuffs him and kicks his butt back to Canada.*


Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse..
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the Government? Or Blame Society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

All: No, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beaty little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, It's Canada's Fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me, for my son Stan..
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf..
But now when he sees me, he tells me to **** myself!

All: Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along..
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true..
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a Barbecue.
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the Doctors who allowed him to expire?

All: Heck no, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray, too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada..
For, the smut we must stop.. the trash we must smash..
The laugher and fun.. must all be undone..
We must blame them.. and cause a fuss..
before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Sheila: Times have changed, our kids are getting worse..
They won't obey their parents, they just want to fart and curse!
Should we blame the Government? Or Blame Society?
Or should we blame the images on TV?

All: No, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With all their beaty little eyes, their flapping heads so full of lies!
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
We need to form a full assault, It's Canada's Fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me, for my son Stan..
He saw the darn cartoon, and now he's off to join the clan!
And my boy Eric once had my picture on his shelf..
But now when he sees me, he tells me to **** myself!

All: Well? Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
It seems that everything's gone wrong since Canada came along..
Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
They're not even a real country anyway.

Mrs. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, rich and true..
Instead he burned up like a piggy on a Barbecue.
Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire?
Or the Doctors who allowed him to expire?

All: Heck no, Blame Canada! Blame Canada!
With their hockey hullabaloo, and that bitch Anne Murray, too!
Blame Canada! Shame on Canada..
For, the smut we must stop.. the trash we must smash..
The laugher and fun.. must all be undone..
We must blame them.. and cause a fuss..
before somebody thinks of blaming us!

Dont think thats gonna make us change our Minds, You're still not gettin' In!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont think thats gonna make us change our Minds, You're still not gettin' In!

Its from "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" funny, FUNNY movie.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont think thats gonna make us change our Minds, You're still not gettin' In!
:rotflmao:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Its from "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" funny, FUNNY movie.

Luke....I Am Your Father.

I hope ABC Family plays the episode Cory dreams he's in the 50s.

How many season does Boy Meets World have?

Bye for now :wave:

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Bye for now :wave:
Bye

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I hope ABC Family plays the episode Cory dreams he's in the 50s.

How many season does Boy Meets World have?

7.

They're not playing that today, But they are playing that CHECK PLEASE Episode. :lol:

Originally posted by Zuzzy
Bye for now :wave: :wave:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
7.

They're not playing that today, But they are playing that CHECK PLEASE Episode. :lol:

Ok.


Cool:lol:.

Hey TF, Start watching the marathon at 3. Thats when the episodes get good.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Hey TF, Start watching the marathon at 3. Thats when the episodes get good. Ok.

:D

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:D 2004 Bentley Continental GT.

Be back later.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
:D
Nice convertible.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nice convertible.
Uhh.... Thats Not a Convertble, Thats The 2004 Bentley Continental GT "COUPE" pumpkin:

Stupid TV doesnt have a remote and I cant change it to ABC Family. It somehow got set to skip that channel because it didnt come in when we did have a remote and accidentally did that weird set channel thingy where it skips all the channels that dont (Or in this case didnt) come in. :mad:

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Stupid TV doesnt have a remote and I cant change it to ABC Family. It somehow got set to skip that channel because it didnt come in when we did have a remote and accidentally did that weird set channel thingy where it skips all the channels that dont (Or in this case didnt) come in. :mad:
:(

http://www.jimmartinauto.com/5150230.jpg

I want this as my next car.

Not red though, Red cars cost more to insure. I want purple or black.

Subaru Forester

Originally posted by Katie
http://www.jimmartinauto.com/5150230.jpg

I want this as my next car.

Not red though, I want purple or black.
Oh. :D

This stinks.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
This stinks.
Yeah:/

Watching Boy Meets World?

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Stupid TV doesnt have a remote and I cant change it to ABC Family. It somehow got set to skip that channel because it didnt come in when we did have a remote and accidentally did that weird set channel thingy where it skips all the channels that dont (Or in this case didnt) come in. :mad:

That stinks. :(

Isnt there another TV You could watch it on, Or some way around that?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Yeah:/

Watching Boy Meets World?
Oh yeah..forgot about your tv:/

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Oh yeah..forgot about your tv:/
pumpkin: O_O

Originally posted by Chad Doody
That stinks. :(

Isnt there another TV You could watch it on, Or some way around that? No way around it, and there isnt another TV I can watch it on at the moment.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
pumpkin: O_O
You tryin' to destroy the pumpkin smiley?

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
No way around it, and there isnt another TV I can watch it on at the moment.

That Bites. :/

Well, Im watching it. So i wont be posting much.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You tryin' to destroy the pumpkin smiley? He told me that's his mission. Seriously.

O_O is annoying.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You tryin' to destroy the pumpkin smiley?
Well....

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
He told me that's his mission. Seriously.

O_O is annoying.
I Was Joking.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
He told me that's his mission. Seriously.

O_O is annoying.
I used to like those until MG used them so much.My favorite of those used to be O_o.

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
I Was Joking. Well you seem to be doing a fine job ruining it so far.

LOL this episode of Boy Meets World is funny.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
LOL this episode of Boy Meets World is funny. :/

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
LOL this episode of Boy Meets World is funny.

Cory: What do i do around the girls?

Shawn: Just act like me

Cory: Ok

*Cory walks up to girl*

Cory: AYYYYY

Shawn: What are you doing?

Cory: Being you...

Shawn: That wasnt me, That was Fonzie!

I'm off for now.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Cory: What do i do around the girls?

Shawn: Just act like me

Cory: Ok

*Cory walks up to girl*

Cory: AYYYYY

Shawn: What are you doing?

Cory: Being you...

Shawn: That wasnt me, That was Fonzie!
:lol:

Man Topanga's hair was long.

This Board Is SO Awesomley Dead. :bored:

Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN
This Board Is SO Awesomley Dead. :bored:

Awesomley dead. :lol:

:wave: