"Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz. Seven savage Jews that won't leave a scrap of meat on your bones."

"Archie was never much of a slobber-er. He's more of a pecker."

"Harvey Belafonte ain't colored. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel."

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Are you sure you got that Rabinowitz quote right? That last part isn't on the Season 1 DVD episode when Archie pretends to be injured from a wreck. Here are some of my favorites:

"Sticks and stones may break my bones..but you are one dumb Polack."

Archie:"Lemme explain somethin' to ya, huh? SHUT UP!!"

Archie:"Now everyone listen...DISCUSSION IS OVER."

Archie:"She [Eleanor Roosevelt] was always runnin' around wit' the coloreds, tellin' 'em they was gettin' the short end o' da stick. She was the one that discovered the coloreds in this country! We never knew they was there!"

Little Emmanuel: Archie, por favor?
Archie: Yeah, pour some more.

Archie: Yeah come on there, sister there, get outta da way, Edith.

Archie: "Oh no, I'm gonna sue that A-Rab. First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna get me a good Jew lawyer.
Mike: "...Why a 'Jewish' lawyer? Why not a regular lawyer?"
Archie: "'Cuz when I'm gonna sue an A-Rab, I'm gonna get a guy that's full of hate.

Archie: "I once shared an ice cream with a midget, so what?"

Those always give me a good laugh. I may think of more later.

Edith, if you're gonna have a change of life you gotta do it now! I'M GIVING YA JUST 30 SECONDS, NOW CHANGE!!!!!!!

Gloria="Did you know that 80% of all death in America are caused by handguns?"

Archie=" Would it make you feel better little gurl if they was pushed out of windows?"

Edith="You left little Emmanuel alone in the kitchen"


Archie="That's ok, he ain't gonna steal nothing."

Originally posted by Orville Kruger
"Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz. Seven savage Jews that won't leave a scrap of meat on your bones."

"Archie was never much of a slobber-er. He's more of a pecker."

"Harvey Belafonte ain't colored. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel."

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My favorite Quote was when Arche receieve $50.00 from the Transexual and said he didn't mind helping out a lady. And then the Transexual said

"I'm no lady"

Archie-"What you did to earn this $50 is no business of mine"-LOL

Are you sure you got that Rabinowitz quote right? That last part isn't on the Season 1 DVD episode when Archie pretends to be injured from a wreck.
The Rabinowitz quote is right. It's from a later episode.

"Sticks and stones may break my bones but you are one dumb pollock."

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Orville Kruger
[B]The Rabinowitz quote is right. It's from a later episode.


The Rabinowitz quote is from season 7's "Mike the Pacifist" episode, where Mike punches the guy on the subway. The guy threatens to sue Mike and Archie says he gonna get the "7 savage Jews." lol

"Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?"

My mistake, I apologize. More quoteage:

Archie: Don't give me that look, you didn't think it [Reverend Felcher's sermon] was so hot, neither.
Edith: Yeah, but I didn't curse him then and there frrom the front pew.

When Mike and Archie were watching a ball game on TV and the Nat'l Anthem came on and Mike said what a stupid song it was.
M: What kind of word is y'et?

A: If it's in the national anthem it's a great word!



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Originally posted by Orville Kruger
When Mike and Archie were watching a ball game on TV and the Nat'l Anthem came on and Mike said what a stupid song it was.
M: What kind of word is y'et?

A: If it's in the national anthem it's a great word!



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And another funny part from that episode:

Archie: I use it all the time; "Ye-et", "Ye-et". Now gimme tha-at! *snatches remote from Meathead*

"That was my tomorrie's lunch twinkie!!"

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Edith is hosting a tupperware party and sees one of the guests picking her nose.

Edith: As your hostess for this evening, I welcome you with open noses.

Originally posted by Orville Kruger
"Rabinowitz, Rabinowitz and Rabinowitz. Seven savage Jews that won't leave a scrap of meat on your bones."

"Archie was never much of a slobber-er. He's more of a pecker."

"Harvey Belafonte ain't colored. He's just a good looking white guy dipped in caramel."

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Is the Rabinowitz line in the episode Archie's Aching Back on the DVD? I don't remember seeing it.

Archie:You are a meathead.Dead to the neck up