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Czas na Zywiec
06-13-2004, 10:32 PM
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother :D

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" :D

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-13-2004, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared) :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Janice
06-13-2004, 10:36 PM
:lol: Typo in my state Chris...it's Taxachusetts.

AKA
06-13-2004, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

I resent that remark.

Anyway, I should finish that Linux code I was working on, but eh - someone else will probably finish it for me.

vienna waits
06-13-2004, 10:45 PM
Indiana: Home of Michael's Jackson's original nose (Stolen from the writers of the Conan O'Brien Show)

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-13-2004, 10:48 PM
Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
Indiana: Home of Michael's Jackson's original nose (Stolen from the writers of the Conan O'Brien Show) :king: Funny, because 10 min. ago I went to his site to look for the new quarters, and theyre not up yet.:mad:

spunkygirl
06-13-2004, 10:59 PM
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

:lol: So true ;) :p

Rhiannon
06-13-2004, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec




Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)


Those are great! :lol:

¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-13-2004, 11:08 PM
I dont get Alaskas?:confused:

dawsongirl
06-13-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn


We sure do. ;)

dawsongirl
06-13-2004, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda


:rotflmao:

Or Saturns. They're all plastic.

Cashodeen
06-14-2004, 01:50 AM
Originally posted by AKA
I resent that remark.

Anyway, I should finish that Linux code I was working on, but eh - someone else will probably finish it for me.

Yeah, me. I'm no slacker, harr harr. http://messenger.msn.com/MMM2004-06-01_14.58/Resource/emoticons/49_49.gif

PZelda
06-14-2004, 01:59 AM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared)

BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :D The Minnesota one is SOOOO true. :rotflmao:

Chelsea
06-14-2004, 02:55 AM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Ahem! Thank You very much, at last count we had SEVENTEEN last names :-P

Cactus Jack
06-14-2004, 08:02 AM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity

Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!

Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat

Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything

California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother :D

Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet

Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, Not Really, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" :D

Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn

Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States

Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians

Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work

Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, And Very Little Else

Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest

Nevada: Whores and Poker!

New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets

New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney

North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan

Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing

Oregon: Spotted Owl - It's What's For Dinner

Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island

South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota

Tennessee: The Educashun State

Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

Vermont: Yep

Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

West Virginia: One Big Happy Family - Really!

Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese

Wyoming: Where Men Are Men (And The Sheep Are Scared) :rotflmao:

ConservativeBalla
06-14-2004, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)

:lol: :crazy: :dance: LOL! :lol: :crazy: :dance:

Whoever it was analyzing this one and Washington: You have little sense of humor if you have to analyze these clever jokes and say "I don't find that funny." A Liberal once told me that it was okay to laugh at stereotypes, so dont worry, you're "safe" :rolleyes: .

Mijada
06-14-2004, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec

Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan


Hey I'm offended by that ;)

Penny Lane
06-14-2004, 01:19 PM
Those are great!:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cactus Jack
06-14-2004, 01:22 PM
Marlene, great av!

david&maddie4ever
06-15-2004, 02:03 PM
Those are great. :rotflmao:

Sterling Holobyte
06-15-2004, 02:35 PM
Lately, I think Wisconsin's should be: Mosquitoes. You want em? We got em!

Actually, looking at the list, I think they're tourists from Minnesota.
;)

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-15-2004, 05:22 PM
Heh

AKA
06-15-2004, 05:27 PM
Nevermind

PZelda
06-15-2004, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by Sterling Holobyte
Lately, I think Wisconsin's should be: Mosquitoes. You want em? We got em!

Actually, looking at the list, I think they're tourists from Minnesota.
;)

The mosquitoes here are tourists from MN as well. :cuss: :lol:

theshark8777
06-15-2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec


Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan




Couldn't be truer!

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