Chad22
06-12-2004, 08:45 PM
Themesong: Hey You
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Maxine Franklin - Isabel Sanford
Jake Foster - Drake Bell
Shawn McFly - A.J. Trauth
Jason Minetti - Mathew Botuchis
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*A Shot of the High school is shown. Principal Franklin is shown sitting inside his office pacing when Eric walks In.*
Principal Franklin: Miller.
Eric: You wanted to see me, Principal Miller?
Principal Franklin: Yeah, Have A Seat.
*Principal Franklin sits down at his desk as Eric sits in the chair across from it.*
Eric: So what did i do this time?
*Principal Franklin is thinking and Looks depressed.*
Eric: Principal Franklin?
Principal Franklin: Wha? Oh Yeah....The Uhhh Flagpole/Cheese Incident. You Have Detention. Thanks for coming.
Eric: Principal Franklin, Is something wrong?
Principal Franklin: What makes you say that?
Eric: Well You've been Moping around the school all day, You just gave me a simple detention without any Lectures or Yelling, And I Heard from Multiple Sources that you have been sleeping in the School the past 3 days.
Principal Franklin: Its my School, Miller....I Can sleep in it if i want to.
Eric: Why not just sleep at home?
Principal Franklin: Well....Its my Wife.
Eric: What about her?
Principal Franklin: We had a fight.
Eric: Over what?
Principal Franklin: Well I...
Eric: Dont tell me you forgot her anniversary? Because that has to be the most Generic and Overused reason of Marriage Fights, Not to mention youd have to be a total idiot to forget something as important as that...
*Principal Franklin: Gives Eric a mad Look*
Eric:....Sorry.
Principal Franklin: It all started The other night when i got home from School...
*Principal Franklin Goes Into Flashback Mode as The Inside of his House is shown With a Woman Sitting in a chair and reading a magazine as Principal Franklin walks In.*
Principal Franklin: Hey, Maxine.
Maxine: Hello Raymond. Have anything planned for tonight?
Principal Franklin: Like what?
Maxine: I Dont know....Maybe A Restaurant or A Movie?
Principal Franklin: I've Been working all day, Why would i wanna do that?
*Maxine stands up mad*
Maxine: Raymond...Do you even know what today is?
Raymond: .....Of Course I Do.
Maxine: *Smiling* YOU DO?!
Raymond: Yeah, Happy Birthday!
*Maxine gets a FURIOUS Look, Grabs a Pillow off the couch and Hits Principal Franklin with it over the head knocking him down.*
Principal Franklin: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
*Principal Franklin gets Up and brushes off as Maxine Turns the other way with her arms crossed and a mad Look.*
Maxine: If you MUST Ask...Its our Anniversary. Our anniversary Raymond...How could you forget that?
Principal Franklin: Years Of Practice?
*Principal FranklinLaughs as Maxine Looks Unimpressed and walks towards the bedroom.*
Principal Franklin: Oh come On, Honey!
Maxine: If i was really your honey you would have remembered our anniversary.
Principal Franklin: What about Supper?
*Maxine Gets a really FURIOUS Look but then turns it into a fake smile and turns around, Then walks up to Raymond.*
Maxine: You want your Supper, Raymond?
Principal Franklin: ....Yeah....
*Maxine Smiles and walks into the Kitchen as Principal Franklin Looks confused. Moments later she walks out with a big bowl of speghetti.*
Maxine: How does last nights Speghetti Sound?
Principal Franklin: Sounds Ok To Me.
Maxine: Good.
*Maxine takes the Bowl Of Speghetti and Puts it on Principal Franklin's Head as the sauce and speghetti drips down his head.*
Maxine: How is it?
Principal Franklin: ...A Little Spicy.
*Maxine Storms off into the bedroom as Principal Franklin's Office is shown again with Eric laughing.*
Eric: *Laughing* She dumped the speghetti on your HEAD?! Man i wish i could have seen that. That is so....
*Principal Franklin Looks Mad.*
Eric: ...Inappropriate. Very Inappropriate Beahvior Sir.
Principal Franklin: Well i cant say i didnt deserve it...I Just wish i could make it up to her.
Eric: Well, I Hope everything works out for you. Later...
*Eric starts to get up and and walk away.*
Principal Franklin: Eric...Wait.
Eric: What is it, Sir?
Principal Franklin: I Need your help...
*Eric Looks shocked.*
Eric: You...Want MY Help?
Principal Franklin: I Dont want it Miller...I NEED It. All those schemes you're always coming up with...You are one slick dude.
Eric: Yeah and you Always get mad At Me for it.
Principal Franklin: Not Always, Only 99% of the time. The other 1% I Like your schemes.
Eric: When woudl that be?
Prncipal Franklin: Right Now.
*Principal Franklin stands up and walks up to Eric*
Principal Franklin: I'm A Desperate Man, Miller. While I Would rather go to just about anyone BUT you for Help, You're the only one i know That could actually Pull it off.
Eric: I Dont know, Sir...
Principal Franklin: Miller, If you help me out i can get you a Month without detention.
Eric: Hmmmm
Principal Franklin: *Sighs* And I'll Let you Drop The 7th Period Science Class you hate for something else.
Eric: Deal! But what do you want me to do?
Principal Franklin: ANYTHING! Just come up with some kind of plan To make it up to my wife.
Eric: I'll see what i can do.
Principal Franklin: Good. And Miller...
Eric: Yes, Sir?
Principal Franklin: Dont let me down...Please.
Eric: I Wont, Sir.
*Eric walks out of the Office as Principal Franklin sits back down Looking a little depressed. A Bush Outside is then shown as Eric, Ben & Eddie all stick their heads out.*
Ben: Eric, This Bush is making me itchy....
Eddie: How much longer do we have to hide in this Bush?
Eric: Until Mrs. Franklin leaves so we can get in and set things up for my plan.
Ben: We're going to Break into The House?!
Eric: Of course not, Principal Franklin gave me a key...Against his better judgement of course.
Eddie: Where did you put all the Stuff?
Eric: Billy Baldings is holding it Down the street. I Got Some Expensive French Food, Fancy Looking candles, Champagne...Well actually Its sparkling White Grape Juice since im not technically old enough to buy Champagne. But trust me, Its expensive.
Eddie: How Could you afford all that?
Eric: Principal Franklin's Credit Card.
Ben: Principal Franklin trusted you with his Credit Card?!
Eric: Well....No. But Im sure he wont mind that im using a little bit of his money to do this for his wife.....And A Few Video games for Myself.
Eddie: Shes leaving!
*The Boys Look over and see Maxine walking out of the House and Locking it, She then gets in her car and drives off.*
Ben: 5 O'Clock...Must be off to her Knitting & Crochet Class.
Eric: She goes to a Kniting & Crochet class?
Ben: Teaches it actually.
Eddie: Ben...How do you know this?
*Ben Looks embarassed and Eric Raises his eyebrow as 10 seconds of awkward silence go by.*
Eric: ........Yyyyyeah. Lets Go get that stuff from Billy.
*Eric, Eddie & Ben get out of the Bushes and Ben starts to scratch.*
Ben: Im so itchy...
Eddie: Tough it up, Nerdboy. We gotta hurry up and get this ready before she gets back home.
Eric: Exactly. Principal Franklin Is coming home in about an hour...Ben, When does this Class of Mrs. Franklin's end?
Ben: In About An Hour.
Eric: Oh Man...They get home around the same time. We're gonna have to work fast.
*Eric, Ben & Eddie start to walk off as Billy walks up to them.*
Billy: HI GUYS!!!
Eric: Billy, Wheres the stuff?
Billy: Your Delivery Boys came for it!
Eric: WHAT?!
Eddie: Delivery Boys?
Billy: About 10 minutes ago...
*Billy goes into Flashback mode as it shows him Standing by the Stuff On A Table with Wheels when 2 Boys, One In A Leather Jacket with a chain over his neck and one with a Shirt with the sleeves ripped off to Look grungy.*
Leather Jacket Boy: Hey, Kid.
Billy: Hi!!!
Leather Jacket Kid: The names Jake Foster, And this is my bud Shawn McFly.
Shawn: Whats Up?
Billy: The Sky!!!
*Billy Laughs Hysterically as Jake & Shawn Look at each other, Then start to laugh fakely.*
Jake: Dude, You are Hilarious!
Billy: Thanks!
Shawn: What'cha got there?
Billy: Oh this is some stuff im holding onto til My Friends come and Pick it up for Principal Franklin's Wife!
Jake: Yeah. You're friends sent us to get it from you.
Billy: Really?
Shawn: Oh Yeah...You could say we're Their delivery Boys.
Billy: COOL!
Jake: Yeah, We thought so too. So I'll tell you what...We're gonna take these along to them now and you can head on home. Ok?
Billy: Ok!
*Billy walks off as Jake & Shawn high five each other.*
Shawn: That was too easy.
Jake: Yeah, What an Idiot. What do You say we Munch out on some of this Fancy Looking food?
Shawn: Sounds good to me, I'm Tired of My Mom's Burnt Meatloat.
Jake: Yeah....But what she lacks in cooking skills, She makes up in hottness.
Shawn:....SHUT UP DUDE!
*The Flashback ends as Eric, Eddie, Ben & Billy are shown again.*
Eddie: You Idiot!
Ben: This is bad....This is really bad.
Billy: Whats wrong, Guys?
Eric: You let those jerks scam you Into giving them our stuff.
Eddie: Yeah Baldings, Everyone knows those guys are the best Scammers in School....Next to myself of course.
Billy: Sorry...
Eric: Yeah Yeah...We have to find those guys and get the stuff back FAST, Or Franklins gonna kill us.
Ben: But where Could we find them?
Eddie: I Know where they are...I Have My Sources.
Eric: Where?
*Elegant Music Plays As Jake & Shawn are shown In A Junkyard sitting at the table and eating as Jake Holds up the Sparkling Grape Juice bottle.*
Jake: Another glass of Sparkling White Grape Juice, My Good Man?
Shawn: Dont mind if i do, Old Chap.
*Jake Pours the Grape Juice into Shawn's Glass as he drinks some. Eric, Ben, Eddie & Billy then show up.*
Jake: Looks like we have some guests.
Eric: They hang out in a JUNKYARD?!
Eddie: They're Lowlifes...What did you expect?
*Jake & Shawn walk up to them.*
Jake: What can we do for you, Gentlemen?
Eddie: We want our stuff back, Jake.
Jake: Uhhhh....No. This is our stuff now.
Eric: Give it back or we'll have to take action.
Shawn: What action might that be, Miller? ONE Of us could take all 4 of you.
Ben: *Looking At Eric* I Hope you have a plan.
Eric: As a matter off act...I Do.
Ben: Whats that?
*Eric stays silent a few seconds, Then makes a run for the table, And runs off with it.*
Jake: Lets get him!
*Shawn starts to run towards Eric but Ben Jumps on his back and trys to hold him back until Shawn Tosses him off.*
Billy: Hey, You can hurt my friend!
*Billy gets a Look of anger and runs at Shawn. Shawn simple moves a step to the right as Billy keeps running and rams Face first into an old van. Eddie then Picks up a Soda bottle off the ground and Nails Shawn in the head but then realizes is plastic as Shawn Looks at him for a second, Then Punches Him. As all of this is happening Eric is running down the street with the Table as Jake chases him down.*
Jake: YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, MILLER....DEARLY!
*Eric Looks around enrvously, Then thinks to himself as he notices they are about to go down a Hill. Eric smiles and puts his feet up as the Table Wheels down the hill. Jake then leaps at the table and grabs On as Him and Eric both hold on to the table. Jake then takes his free hand and trys to Punch Eric off, But Eric ducks. Jake is about to try again when the streetlight changes and A Car starts to come at the table.*
Eric & Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Shawn, Eddie, Ben & Billy are shown running down the street.*
Ben: HOLD ON ERIC, WE'LL HELP YOU.
Shawn: TUCK AND ROLL, JAKE...TUCK AND ROLL!
*The Car swerves out of the way as Eric & Jake both Let out Sighs of relief until they notice they're headed towards a tree.*
Eric & Jake: AHHHHHHHHHH!
*The Table Crashes into the tree as The Bottle of Sparkling White Grape Juice and The Big Plate of food go flying.*
Eric: *Slow Motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*The Plate and the Bottle go flying in th air in slow motion and are about to hit the ground when Ben leaps Up and catches them and then falls to the ground with the plate in one hand and the bottle in the other.*
Eric: You got it, Ben!
Eddie: Way to go nerdboy!
*Eric & Ben both stand up. Ben sets the stuff back on the table as Jake gets up and grabs Eric by the shirt.*
Jake: If you thought that was scary...Wait until im through with you.
*Jake Lifts his fist up at Eric until suddenly a Hand grabs Jake's*
Eddie: Jason!
Ben: Jason?
Eddie: My Brother.
*Jason takes Jake's hand and Twists it back a little as Jake looks like hes in pain.*
Jason: Whats going on, Dude? You Giving my brother and his Pals trouble?
Jake: No..I Was just...
Jason: Leaving?
Jake: Yep!
Shawn: But Jake, I Thought we were gonna Pound them and...
Jake: Shut....Up.
Jason: Thats Right. You boys better get Home...I Think i hear your Mommys calling you.
*Jason lets go of Jake's hand*
Shawn: Uhh Yeah, Thats Mine Now.
*Shawn runs off.*
Jake: Yeah...I Think thats his Mom caling me too.
*Jake runs off after Shawn.*
Eddie: Thanks, Jason
Jason: Anytime, Little Bro. This must be Eric & Ben.
Billy: And Im Billy!
Jason: Riiight. He told me about you too.
*Jason backs off one step.*
Eric: We'de love to Chat, Jason....But we only have.
*Eric Looks at his watch.*
Eric: 5 MINUTES! LES GO!
*Eric, Ben & Eddie run off as Billy walks up to Jason and puts his arm over him.*
Billy: WANNA BE FRIENDS?!
*Jason Slowly Takes Billy's Arm off and Walks off slowly as Billy follows.*
Billy: We could go over to my House and watch Golden Girls!
*Eric & Ben are shown in Principal Franklin's House setting things up.*
Eric: Well luckily they only drank a little bit of the Juice...And the food May smell a little like garbage...But it already smelled bad in the first place.
Ben: Once again Eric, You have pulled off the Impossible and made this come together.
Eric: Couldnt have done it without you, Man. That was a nice catch back there!
Ben: Thanks.
*Principal Franklin Walks In.*
Principal Franklin: So whats the status?
Eric: Gourmet French Food, Sparkling White Grape Juice, And of course...
*Ben Lights The candles.*
Eric: Candles.
Principal Franklin: Well i must admit Miller...You have outdone yourself.
Eric: Was there ever any doubt?
Principal Franklin: Oh Yes.
*Eric Gives a fake Offended Look as Maxine walks In.*
Maxine: Raymond?...Kids?
*Eddie walks out of the bathroom wearing a Tuxedo as he plays Violin.*
Maxine: Whats all this?
Principal Franklin: I Know i forgot our anniversary...And They'res no excuse for that. But I Just wanted to do soemthing special for you to show you how much i love you.
*Maxine's Face turns from shocked to a smile as she hugs Principal Franklin*
Maxine: Oh, Raymond!
Principal Franklin: I Love you, Maxine!
*Principal Franklin & Maxine start to kiss.*
Eric: Well..Thats our cue to leave.
*Eric, Ben & Eddie walk out the door. Principal Franklin Gives them a Thumbs up as they walk Out and close the door.*
Principal Franklin: Have a seat, My Dear.
*Maxine smiles and sits down, Principal Franklin also sits down and they begin to eat.*
Maxine: By the way, This came for you in the mail.
*Maxine Pulls an Envelope out of her pocket and hands it to principal Franklin. He smiles and opens it and begins to read.*
Maxine: What is that?
Principal Franklin: Appears to be my credit card Bill.
*Principal Franklin Keeps on reading until his smile leaves his face and his eyes open wide. Eric, Ben & Edde are shownw alking down the street.*
Eric: You guys wanna go to my house and play my new video games?
Eddie: Sure.
*Principal Franklin is then heard yelling as they all Look scared.*
Eric: Lets Uhhh....Get there Fast.
Ben: Yeah...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie all run off as Principal Franklin is still heard yelling throughout the entire neighbor as the show ends.*
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Maxine Franklin - Isabel Sanford
Jake Foster - Drake Bell
Shawn McFly - A.J. Trauth
Jason Minetti - Mathew Botuchis
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*A Shot of the High school is shown. Principal Franklin is shown sitting inside his office pacing when Eric walks In.*
Principal Franklin: Miller.
Eric: You wanted to see me, Principal Miller?
Principal Franklin: Yeah, Have A Seat.
*Principal Franklin sits down at his desk as Eric sits in the chair across from it.*
Eric: So what did i do this time?
*Principal Franklin is thinking and Looks depressed.*
Eric: Principal Franklin?
Principal Franklin: Wha? Oh Yeah....The Uhhh Flagpole/Cheese Incident. You Have Detention. Thanks for coming.
Eric: Principal Franklin, Is something wrong?
Principal Franklin: What makes you say that?
Eric: Well You've been Moping around the school all day, You just gave me a simple detention without any Lectures or Yelling, And I Heard from Multiple Sources that you have been sleeping in the School the past 3 days.
Principal Franklin: Its my School, Miller....I Can sleep in it if i want to.
Eric: Why not just sleep at home?
Principal Franklin: Well....Its my Wife.
Eric: What about her?
Principal Franklin: We had a fight.
Eric: Over what?
Principal Franklin: Well I...
Eric: Dont tell me you forgot her anniversary? Because that has to be the most Generic and Overused reason of Marriage Fights, Not to mention youd have to be a total idiot to forget something as important as that...
*Principal Franklin: Gives Eric a mad Look*
Eric:....Sorry.
Principal Franklin: It all started The other night when i got home from School...
*Principal Franklin Goes Into Flashback Mode as The Inside of his House is shown With a Woman Sitting in a chair and reading a magazine as Principal Franklin walks In.*
Principal Franklin: Hey, Maxine.
Maxine: Hello Raymond. Have anything planned for tonight?
Principal Franklin: Like what?
Maxine: I Dont know....Maybe A Restaurant or A Movie?
Principal Franklin: I've Been working all day, Why would i wanna do that?
*Maxine stands up mad*
Maxine: Raymond...Do you even know what today is?
Raymond: .....Of Course I Do.
Maxine: *Smiling* YOU DO?!
Raymond: Yeah, Happy Birthday!
*Maxine gets a FURIOUS Look, Grabs a Pillow off the couch and Hits Principal Franklin with it over the head knocking him down.*
Principal Franklin: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
*Principal Franklin gets Up and brushes off as Maxine Turns the other way with her arms crossed and a mad Look.*
Maxine: If you MUST Ask...Its our Anniversary. Our anniversary Raymond...How could you forget that?
Principal Franklin: Years Of Practice?
*Principal FranklinLaughs as Maxine Looks Unimpressed and walks towards the bedroom.*
Principal Franklin: Oh come On, Honey!
Maxine: If i was really your honey you would have remembered our anniversary.
Principal Franklin: What about Supper?
*Maxine Gets a really FURIOUS Look but then turns it into a fake smile and turns around, Then walks up to Raymond.*
Maxine: You want your Supper, Raymond?
Principal Franklin: ....Yeah....
*Maxine Smiles and walks into the Kitchen as Principal Franklin Looks confused. Moments later she walks out with a big bowl of speghetti.*
Maxine: How does last nights Speghetti Sound?
Principal Franklin: Sounds Ok To Me.
Maxine: Good.
*Maxine takes the Bowl Of Speghetti and Puts it on Principal Franklin's Head as the sauce and speghetti drips down his head.*
Maxine: How is it?
Principal Franklin: ...A Little Spicy.
*Maxine Storms off into the bedroom as Principal Franklin's Office is shown again with Eric laughing.*
Eric: *Laughing* She dumped the speghetti on your HEAD?! Man i wish i could have seen that. That is so....
*Principal Franklin Looks Mad.*
Eric: ...Inappropriate. Very Inappropriate Beahvior Sir.
Principal Franklin: Well i cant say i didnt deserve it...I Just wish i could make it up to her.
Eric: Well, I Hope everything works out for you. Later...
*Eric starts to get up and and walk away.*
Principal Franklin: Eric...Wait.
Eric: What is it, Sir?
Principal Franklin: I Need your help...
*Eric Looks shocked.*
Eric: You...Want MY Help?
Principal Franklin: I Dont want it Miller...I NEED It. All those schemes you're always coming up with...You are one slick dude.
Eric: Yeah and you Always get mad At Me for it.
Principal Franklin: Not Always, Only 99% of the time. The other 1% I Like your schemes.
Eric: When woudl that be?
Prncipal Franklin: Right Now.
*Principal Franklin stands up and walks up to Eric*
Principal Franklin: I'm A Desperate Man, Miller. While I Would rather go to just about anyone BUT you for Help, You're the only one i know That could actually Pull it off.
Eric: I Dont know, Sir...
Principal Franklin: Miller, If you help me out i can get you a Month without detention.
Eric: Hmmmm
Principal Franklin: *Sighs* And I'll Let you Drop The 7th Period Science Class you hate for something else.
Eric: Deal! But what do you want me to do?
Principal Franklin: ANYTHING! Just come up with some kind of plan To make it up to my wife.
Eric: I'll see what i can do.
Principal Franklin: Good. And Miller...
Eric: Yes, Sir?
Principal Franklin: Dont let me down...Please.
Eric: I Wont, Sir.
*Eric walks out of the Office as Principal Franklin sits back down Looking a little depressed. A Bush Outside is then shown as Eric, Ben & Eddie all stick their heads out.*
Ben: Eric, This Bush is making me itchy....
Eddie: How much longer do we have to hide in this Bush?
Eric: Until Mrs. Franklin leaves so we can get in and set things up for my plan.
Ben: We're going to Break into The House?!
Eric: Of course not, Principal Franklin gave me a key...Against his better judgement of course.
Eddie: Where did you put all the Stuff?
Eric: Billy Baldings is holding it Down the street. I Got Some Expensive French Food, Fancy Looking candles, Champagne...Well actually Its sparkling White Grape Juice since im not technically old enough to buy Champagne. But trust me, Its expensive.
Eddie: How Could you afford all that?
Eric: Principal Franklin's Credit Card.
Ben: Principal Franklin trusted you with his Credit Card?!
Eric: Well....No. But Im sure he wont mind that im using a little bit of his money to do this for his wife.....And A Few Video games for Myself.
Eddie: Shes leaving!
*The Boys Look over and see Maxine walking out of the House and Locking it, She then gets in her car and drives off.*
Ben: 5 O'Clock...Must be off to her Knitting & Crochet Class.
Eric: She goes to a Kniting & Crochet class?
Ben: Teaches it actually.
Eddie: Ben...How do you know this?
*Ben Looks embarassed and Eric Raises his eyebrow as 10 seconds of awkward silence go by.*
Eric: ........Yyyyyeah. Lets Go get that stuff from Billy.
*Eric, Eddie & Ben get out of the Bushes and Ben starts to scratch.*
Ben: Im so itchy...
Eddie: Tough it up, Nerdboy. We gotta hurry up and get this ready before she gets back home.
Eric: Exactly. Principal Franklin Is coming home in about an hour...Ben, When does this Class of Mrs. Franklin's end?
Ben: In About An Hour.
Eric: Oh Man...They get home around the same time. We're gonna have to work fast.
*Eric, Ben & Eddie start to walk off as Billy walks up to them.*
Billy: HI GUYS!!!
Eric: Billy, Wheres the stuff?
Billy: Your Delivery Boys came for it!
Eric: WHAT?!
Eddie: Delivery Boys?
Billy: About 10 minutes ago...
*Billy goes into Flashback mode as it shows him Standing by the Stuff On A Table with Wheels when 2 Boys, One In A Leather Jacket with a chain over his neck and one with a Shirt with the sleeves ripped off to Look grungy.*
Leather Jacket Boy: Hey, Kid.
Billy: Hi!!!
Leather Jacket Kid: The names Jake Foster, And this is my bud Shawn McFly.
Shawn: Whats Up?
Billy: The Sky!!!
*Billy Laughs Hysterically as Jake & Shawn Look at each other, Then start to laugh fakely.*
Jake: Dude, You are Hilarious!
Billy: Thanks!
Shawn: What'cha got there?
Billy: Oh this is some stuff im holding onto til My Friends come and Pick it up for Principal Franklin's Wife!
Jake: Yeah. You're friends sent us to get it from you.
Billy: Really?
Shawn: Oh Yeah...You could say we're Their delivery Boys.
Billy: COOL!
Jake: Yeah, We thought so too. So I'll tell you what...We're gonna take these along to them now and you can head on home. Ok?
Billy: Ok!
*Billy walks off as Jake & Shawn high five each other.*
Shawn: That was too easy.
Jake: Yeah, What an Idiot. What do You say we Munch out on some of this Fancy Looking food?
Shawn: Sounds good to me, I'm Tired of My Mom's Burnt Meatloat.
Jake: Yeah....But what she lacks in cooking skills, She makes up in hottness.
Shawn:....SHUT UP DUDE!
*The Flashback ends as Eric, Eddie, Ben & Billy are shown again.*
Eddie: You Idiot!
Ben: This is bad....This is really bad.
Billy: Whats wrong, Guys?
Eric: You let those jerks scam you Into giving them our stuff.
Eddie: Yeah Baldings, Everyone knows those guys are the best Scammers in School....Next to myself of course.
Billy: Sorry...
Eric: Yeah Yeah...We have to find those guys and get the stuff back FAST, Or Franklins gonna kill us.
Ben: But where Could we find them?
Eddie: I Know where they are...I Have My Sources.
Eric: Where?
*Elegant Music Plays As Jake & Shawn are shown In A Junkyard sitting at the table and eating as Jake Holds up the Sparkling Grape Juice bottle.*
Jake: Another glass of Sparkling White Grape Juice, My Good Man?
Shawn: Dont mind if i do, Old Chap.
*Jake Pours the Grape Juice into Shawn's Glass as he drinks some. Eric, Ben, Eddie & Billy then show up.*
Jake: Looks like we have some guests.
Eric: They hang out in a JUNKYARD?!
Eddie: They're Lowlifes...What did you expect?
*Jake & Shawn walk up to them.*
Jake: What can we do for you, Gentlemen?
Eddie: We want our stuff back, Jake.
Jake: Uhhhh....No. This is our stuff now.
Eric: Give it back or we'll have to take action.
Shawn: What action might that be, Miller? ONE Of us could take all 4 of you.
Ben: *Looking At Eric* I Hope you have a plan.
Eric: As a matter off act...I Do.
Ben: Whats that?
*Eric stays silent a few seconds, Then makes a run for the table, And runs off with it.*
Jake: Lets get him!
*Shawn starts to run towards Eric but Ben Jumps on his back and trys to hold him back until Shawn Tosses him off.*
Billy: Hey, You can hurt my friend!
*Billy gets a Look of anger and runs at Shawn. Shawn simple moves a step to the right as Billy keeps running and rams Face first into an old van. Eddie then Picks up a Soda bottle off the ground and Nails Shawn in the head but then realizes is plastic as Shawn Looks at him for a second, Then Punches Him. As all of this is happening Eric is running down the street with the Table as Jake chases him down.*
Jake: YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THIS, MILLER....DEARLY!
*Eric Looks around enrvously, Then thinks to himself as he notices they are about to go down a Hill. Eric smiles and puts his feet up as the Table Wheels down the hill. Jake then leaps at the table and grabs On as Him and Eric both hold on to the table. Jake then takes his free hand and trys to Punch Eric off, But Eric ducks. Jake is about to try again when the streetlight changes and A Car starts to come at the table.*
Eric & Jake: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Shawn, Eddie, Ben & Billy are shown running down the street.*
Ben: HOLD ON ERIC, WE'LL HELP YOU.
Shawn: TUCK AND ROLL, JAKE...TUCK AND ROLL!
*The Car swerves out of the way as Eric & Jake both Let out Sighs of relief until they notice they're headed towards a tree.*
Eric & Jake: AHHHHHHHHHH!
*The Table Crashes into the tree as The Bottle of Sparkling White Grape Juice and The Big Plate of food go flying.*
Eric: *Slow Motion* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*The Plate and the Bottle go flying in th air in slow motion and are about to hit the ground when Ben leaps Up and catches them and then falls to the ground with the plate in one hand and the bottle in the other.*
Eric: You got it, Ben!
Eddie: Way to go nerdboy!
*Eric & Ben both stand up. Ben sets the stuff back on the table as Jake gets up and grabs Eric by the shirt.*
Jake: If you thought that was scary...Wait until im through with you.
*Jake Lifts his fist up at Eric until suddenly a Hand grabs Jake's*
Eddie: Jason!
Ben: Jason?
Eddie: My Brother.
*Jason takes Jake's hand and Twists it back a little as Jake looks like hes in pain.*
Jason: Whats going on, Dude? You Giving my brother and his Pals trouble?
Jake: No..I Was just...
Jason: Leaving?
Jake: Yep!
Shawn: But Jake, I Thought we were gonna Pound them and...
Jake: Shut....Up.
Jason: Thats Right. You boys better get Home...I Think i hear your Mommys calling you.
*Jason lets go of Jake's hand*
Shawn: Uhh Yeah, Thats Mine Now.
*Shawn runs off.*
Jake: Yeah...I Think thats his Mom caling me too.
*Jake runs off after Shawn.*
Eddie: Thanks, Jason
Jason: Anytime, Little Bro. This must be Eric & Ben.
Billy: And Im Billy!
Jason: Riiight. He told me about you too.
*Jason backs off one step.*
Eric: We'de love to Chat, Jason....But we only have.
*Eric Looks at his watch.*
Eric: 5 MINUTES! LES GO!
*Eric, Ben & Eddie run off as Billy walks up to Jason and puts his arm over him.*
Billy: WANNA BE FRIENDS?!
*Jason Slowly Takes Billy's Arm off and Walks off slowly as Billy follows.*
Billy: We could go over to my House and watch Golden Girls!
*Eric & Ben are shown in Principal Franklin's House setting things up.*
Eric: Well luckily they only drank a little bit of the Juice...And the food May smell a little like garbage...But it already smelled bad in the first place.
Ben: Once again Eric, You have pulled off the Impossible and made this come together.
Eric: Couldnt have done it without you, Man. That was a nice catch back there!
Ben: Thanks.
*Principal Franklin Walks In.*
Principal Franklin: So whats the status?
Eric: Gourmet French Food, Sparkling White Grape Juice, And of course...
*Ben Lights The candles.*
Eric: Candles.
Principal Franklin: Well i must admit Miller...You have outdone yourself.
Eric: Was there ever any doubt?
Principal Franklin: Oh Yes.
*Eric Gives a fake Offended Look as Maxine walks In.*
Maxine: Raymond?...Kids?
*Eddie walks out of the bathroom wearing a Tuxedo as he plays Violin.*
Maxine: Whats all this?
Principal Franklin: I Know i forgot our anniversary...And They'res no excuse for that. But I Just wanted to do soemthing special for you to show you how much i love you.
*Maxine's Face turns from shocked to a smile as she hugs Principal Franklin*
Maxine: Oh, Raymond!
Principal Franklin: I Love you, Maxine!
*Principal Franklin & Maxine start to kiss.*
Eric: Well..Thats our cue to leave.
*Eric, Ben & Eddie walk out the door. Principal Franklin Gives them a Thumbs up as they walk Out and close the door.*
Principal Franklin: Have a seat, My Dear.
*Maxine smiles and sits down, Principal Franklin also sits down and they begin to eat.*
Maxine: By the way, This came for you in the mail.
*Maxine Pulls an Envelope out of her pocket and hands it to principal Franklin. He smiles and opens it and begins to read.*
Maxine: What is that?
Principal Franklin: Appears to be my credit card Bill.
*Principal Franklin Keeps on reading until his smile leaves his face and his eyes open wide. Eric, Ben & Edde are shownw alking down the street.*
Eric: You guys wanna go to my house and play my new video games?
Eddie: Sure.
*Principal Franklin is then heard yelling as they all Look scared.*
Eric: Lets Uhhh....Get there Fast.
Ben: Yeah...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie all run off as Principal Franklin is still heard yelling throughout the entire neighbor as the show ends.*