Please will any HD fans send me any songs please 'cause I've got one already.

I Need You (That Thing You Do)
by the Band

I never thought my life would end up quite this way,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out what I should say,
I've try too long to mend this broken heart,
I need you,
That thing you do.

When we're apart, I find it very hard to smile,
You know the other girls had never been my style,
Well, There's a feeling that I get when I'm with you,
I need you,
That thing you do.

I could search around the world only to find
The only thing I need is you, right by my side.

There's a feeling that I get when I'm with you,
Oh woe woe,
That thing you do.

I could search around the world, only to find
The only thing I need is you, right by my side.

I never thought my life would end up quite this way,
Sometimes it's hard to figure out what I should say,
I've tried too long to mend this broken heart,
I need you,
That thing you do,
Ohhhh I need you,
That thing you doooooo.

Send me any lyrics you guys want, Okay?

THAT THING YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!! :rock:

How about 867-5309 or Jailhouse Rock

Okay, here's 867-5309 for "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic

867-5309
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to,
I know you think I'm like the others before,
Who saw your name and number on the wall,
Yeah, sing it.

Jenny, I got your number,
I [laughs] need to make you mine,
Jenny, don't change your number,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309.

Jenny, Jenny, you're the girl for me, (Woo! Sing it!)
You don't know me, but you make me so [laughs] happy!
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve, (short-term memory loss)
I tried my imagination, but someone kept knockin' on the bathroom door,
(I'm washin' my hands!)
Jenny - [laughs] - I'll be out in a minute!
I - What are you doing in there? Nothing!
Jenny, don't change your number,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309.

Break it down!
I got it, (Got it, got it)
I got your number on the wall,
I got it, (got it)
For a good time,
For a good time call.

867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
867-5309,
a-5309!
867-5309,
Press *69!
867-5309,
Woo! Alright!

Okay, "Weird" Jack, you try sending some lyrics to my post, Tough Guy.

Move It
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

C'mon pretty baby let's a-move it an' a-groove it,
Well, shake oh-baby shake, a-honey please don't lose it,
This rhythm that gets into your heart and soul,
Let me tell ya' baby it's called rock 'n' roll

They say it's gonna die but honey please let's face it,
Well, they jus' don't know what's a-goin' to replace it,
Ballads and calypsos have got nothin' on
Real country music that just drives along,
Well, a-move it

Mm-mm, c'mon pretty baby let's a-move it an' a-groove it,
Well, shake oh-baby shake my baby please don't lose it,
This rhythm that gets into your heart and soul,
Let me tell ya' baby it's called rock 'n' roll

They say it's gonna die but honey please let's face it,
They jus' don't know what's a-goin' to replace it,
Ballads and calypsos have got nothin' on
Real country music that just drives along,
Ah-honey move it,
Yeah, a-move it,
Ah-honey move it,
Ah-honey move it

There's another one by me.

Jailhouse Rock
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

The warden threw a party in the county jail,
The prison band was there and they began to wail,
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing,
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing

Let's rock,
Everybody, let's rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone,
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone,
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang

Let's rock,
Everybody, let's rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Number forty-seven said to number three:
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see,
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me."

Let's rock,
Everybody, let's rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

The sad sack was a sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone,
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square,
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair."

Let's rock,
Everybody, let's rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock

Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake,
No one's lookin', now's our chance to make a break."
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks."

Let's rock,
Everybody, let's rock,
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock.

Okay, here's another song for my post

Fishnet Stockings
Perofmred by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, my sweet baby wears fishnet stockings,
When she starts a-rockin', man,
There ain't no stoppin', singin'

Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, fishnet stockings,
Shu-wop-a-doo-bop, when she's a-rockin',
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, there ain't no stoppin',
Rockin' with my baby in her fishnet stockings

Well, she's got a pair in pink,
Got a pair in red,
When she puts the black ones on,
She makes me lose my head, singin'

Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, fishnet stockings,
Shu-wop-a-doo-bop, when she's a-rockin',
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, baby, there ain't no stoppin',
Rockin' with my baby in her fishnet stockings

One time!

Well, she's got a pair in pink,
Got a pair in red,
When she puts the black ones on,
She makes me lose my head, singin'

Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, fishnet stockings,
Shu-wop-a-doo-bop, when she's a-rockin',
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, baby, there ain't no stoppin',
Rockin' with my baby in her fishnet stockings

Rock it again now!

Well, well, well, well, my sweet baby wears fishnet stockings,
When she starts a-rockin', man,
There ain't no stoppin', singin'

Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, fishnet stockings,
Shu-wop-a-doo-bop, when she's a-rockin',
Bop-bop-a-doo-bop, there ain't no stoppin',
Rockin' with my baby in her fishnet stockings

Woo!

Now will you people please post any songs for my new HD post?

Here's another song for my post

Choo Choo Ch'boogie
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Headin' for the station with a pack on my back
Tired of transportation in the back of a hack
I love to hear the rhythm of the clickety-clack
Hear the lonesome whistle, see the smoke from the stack
Pal around with Democratic fellows named Mac
Take me right back to the track, Jack

Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Woo woo, woo woo ch'boogie
Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Take me right back to the track, Jack

You wake up in the morning feelin' sharp as a tack
You open up a pack and then you gobble a snack
Then smoke a ciggarette you didn't get in the pack
While takin' off your shoes so you can empty the slack
Ain't nothing you can do about the dough that you lack
But beat it right back to the track, Jack

Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Woo woo, woo woo ch'boogie
Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Take me right back to the track, Jack

You reach your destination but alas in a lack
You need some compensation to get back in the black
You take a morning paper from the top of the rack
And read the situation from the front to the back
The only job that's open needs a man with a knack
You put it right back in the rack, Jack

Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Woo woo, woo woo ch'boogie
Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Take me right back to the track, Jack

Gonna settle down by the railroad track
Live the life of Riley in the beaten-down shack
So when I hear the whistle I can peep through the crack
And watch the train a-rollin' when it's ballin' the jack
I just love the rhythm of the clickety-clack
Take me right back to the track, Jack

Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Woo woo, woo woo ch'boogie
Choo choo, choo choo ch'boogie
Take me right back to the track, Jack

Take me right back to the track, Jack!
Take me right back to the track, Jack!

Okay, here's another song for my HD song post

Please Don't Touch
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Well there ain't no other woman that makes me feel this way
When she comes up close, well I just ain't a word to say
Please don't touch, I shake so much
Please don't touch, I shake so much

Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Well I get so nervous when I see her eyes that shine
She looks right through me and the chills run down my spine
Please don't touch, I shake so much
Please don't touch, I shake so much

Well I don't know why she got her claws in me
I wanna be a bachelor, fancy free
Running from the preacher, boy what a relief
I'm gonna spend my life shakin' like a leaf
Well remembering the first time her ruby lips brushes my cheek
I opened my mouth but the rest of me just wouldn't speak
Please don't touch, I shake so much
Please don't touch, I shake so much

Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Don't you touch me baby, 'cause I'm shakin' so much
Oh baby don't you touch me now..

P.S: Why is it that only "Weird" Jack Wilso-Vic is the only member who has visited this post and will anyone ever send me more lyrics?

Next Door To An Angel
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don
Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don
Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don
Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don

I'm living right next door to an angel and I just found out today
I'm living right next door to an angel and she only lives a house away
She used to be such a skinny little girl
But all of a sudden she is out of this world
I'm livin right next door to an angel
And I'm gonna make that angel mine

Since I saw her this morning, I'm on cloud number nine
Found a garden of eden at the house next door to mine
I took a look and oh what a shock
To find a little bit of heaven right on my block
I'm livin right next door to an angel
And I'm gonna make that angel mine

I can't believe that this is the girl next door
That funny little face isn't funny no more
Sicteen and oh what a dream
Ain't it strange how she changed
Into such a lovely angel
Saw her walking down main street and I couldn't believe my eyes
It used to be such a plain street but now it's paradise
I'm feelin happy I'm feelin so good
I'm the luckiest devil in the neighborhood
I'm livin right next door to an angel
And I'm gonna make that angel mine

REPEAT TO FADE: Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don
Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don
Do do do, doobie bop bop bop, Oh do bop she don don

Mental House Rock
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Doctors threw a party at the loony bin,
You gotta be crazy if you want to get in,
Napoleon is playing his imaginary sax,
The dancefloor's filling up with maniacs!

Let's rock, do the Mental House rock!
Let's rock, do the Mental House rock!

If you'll dance with the Doc,
He'll give you electro shock!

If you'll dance with the Doc,
He'll give you electro shock!

Slam! slam! slam!

It's A Rockin' World
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber and Ralph Malph

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake about it..
Whoa whoa, well welcome to this world bro
Whoa whoa, we're tryin to find an answer
Whoa whoa, we got a surface module and a burly dancer..

On the sidewalk earth..
A boy is trying to show a girl what he is worth,
Poky on the cashflow..
But he's still gonna, go right up and ask her..
Why is it barbaric, is it biological?
Why is it kinetic, is it asophysiological?
It's an epidemic, there's nothing logically Logical
Logical, Logical..

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake about it..

Now, why do babies cry?
I asked the cold today, but all he did was fly..
And he took the cynic way,
The laws of chaos..
Left us all in disarray.
Now take the bumblebee, a lousy rotten bum..
Not a shred of money, just a lazy buzzing hum
He takes all our honey..
And Now the Garden of Eden has got to pay, that's who.
Well we're back to base..
Can't make no error in tale of this place.
But home we're returning back to base.. base.
Can only notify when, love comes to phase..
Doesn't sell the bite when the, in the initial phase,
Let's all go to fight in the, DNA stage..

Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there ain't nothing fake about it.

Rockabilly Rebel
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

My Mama doesn't like it, the way I comb my hair,
Papa thinks I'm crazy, in the clothes I wear
It's a hit come on records and I play it all day
But I'm what I am and I'm gonna keep a rockin' that way.

I'm a rockabilly rebel from head to toe
I gotta keep a-rockin' everywhere I go
Everybody join us, we're good company
Be a real cool cat, be a rockabilly rebel like me.

The kids in the schoolhouse they couldn't wait too long,
When the school is over, they put their cat clothes on,
Oughta hear the slap bass swingin' to the band
It is a real rockin' rhythm that is sweepin' all over this land

I'm a rockabilly rebel from head to toe
I gotta keep a-rockin' everywhere I go
Everybody join us, we're good company
Be a real cool cat, be a rockabilly rebel like me.

Squares get the message get the boppin' beat,
Let them tramp through your body, to the head to your feet,
Shakin' in your shoes, boy, oh, don't it make you feel wow,
Well if you can't dance, we're not gonna show you how.

I'm a rockabilly rebel from head to toe
I gotta keep a-rockin' everywhere I go
Everybody join us, we're good company
Be a real cool cat, be a rockabilly rebel like me.

Put Your Cat Clothes On
Performed by (who else) Warren 'Potsie' Weber

They took my blue suede shoes
Down to ol' Mobile
Got to rockin' with the rhythm,
Run 'em over at the hill

Put you cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right,
Yeah Kitty, put your cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really bop it right

Well I slicked up myself
'Til I-I looked like a dilly,
I run down town
To get my female Billy

Put you cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right,
Yeah Kitty, put your cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really bop it right,
Rock it!

Well my ol' gal's slow and easy,
But all the hepcats know
When she gets that rockin' beat,
She knocks the polish off her toes

Put you cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right,
Yeah Kitty, put your catclothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really bop it right,
Slap cat!

Well now come on cat get with it,
Keep your hands off that fruitjar,
Do some be-boppin' rhythm,
Pick your toenails up tomorrow

Put you cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really rock it right,
Yeah Kitty, put your cat clothes on
'Cause tonight we're gonna really bop it right

Love My Baby
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I love my baby,
Keeps her business to herself,
Well, I love my baby,
Keeps her business to herself,
All my friends all know it,
I don't want nobody else.

Well, that sweet-sweet thing,
Sweetest thing I've ever seen,
Well, that sweet-sweet thing,
Sweetest thing I've ever seen,
If you do your baby right,
You'll never do it your own way,
Own way, no way,
Rock it!

One and one is two,
Two and two is four,
One and one is two,
Two and two is four,
Well, I know I love my baby
And I'll never let her go,
Never let her go,
Never let her go,
Never let her go,
Never let her go,
Never let her go

Sugartime
Performed by Lori Beth and Joanie

Tadaladalaptap, tadaladalaptap,
Tadaladalaptap-tap,
W-e-e-e-ll...,
Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening,
Sugar at supper time,
Be my little sugar and love me all the time,
Honey in the morning, honey in the evening,
Honey at supper time,
So be my little honey and love me all the time,
Put your arms around me and swear by the stars above,
You'll be mine forever in a heaven of love,
Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening,
Sugar at supper time,
Be my little sugar and love me all the time

W-e-e-e-ll, w-e-e-e-ll...
Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening,
Sugar at supper time,
Be my little sugar and love me all the time,
Honey in the morning, honey in the evening,
Honey at supper time,
So be my little honey and love me all the time,
Put your arms around me and swear by the stars above,
You'll be mine forever in a heaven of love

Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening,
Sugar at supper time,
Be my little sugar and love me all the...
Now sugartime, is any time that you're near
(That you're near) 'Cause you're so dear,
So don't you roam (don't roam),
Just be my honeycomb (honeycomb, honeycomb)
And live in a heaven of love,

Sugar in the morning, sugar in the evening,
Sugar at supper time,
Be my little sug-a-a-a-r...
And love me all (all, all) the time,
Sugartime, sugartime, sugartime

Shiny Teeth and Me
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

When I'm feeling lonely,
Sad as I can be,
All by myself
On an uncharted island
In an endless sea

What makes me happy,
Fills me up with glee,
Those bones in my jaw
That don't have a flaw,
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle
Just like the stars in space,
My shiny teeth that sparkle
Adding beauty to my face

My shiny teeth that glisten
Just like a Christmas tree,
You know they'd walk a mile
Just to see me smile,
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Yes, they're all so perfect,
So white and pearly,
Brush gargle rinse,
A couple breath mints,
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like a favorite song,
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth I floss them
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
So they'll grow to be real strong
(He's got really shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth I love them
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
And they all love me
But should I talk to you
When I've got 32

Shiny teeth and me,
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that twinkle
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like the stars in space,
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth that sparkle
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Adding beauty to my face
(He's got really shiny teeth)

My shiny teeth that glisten
(Shiny teeth, sh-shiny teeth)
Just like a Christmas tree,
You know they'd walk a mile just to see me smile,

My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)
My shiny teeth and me
(Shiny teeth, shiny teeth)

Drinkin' Wine Spo-Dee-O-Dee
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well down in New Orleans where everything's fine,
All them cats is drinkin' that wine,
Drinkin' that mess with delight
An' when they get drunk they fight all night

Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, wine bop-bop,
Wine spo-dee-o-dee, drinkin' wine,
Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, pass that bottle to me

Well I got a nickel, have you got a dime,
Let's get together and buy a little wine,
Some by the fifth, some by the quart,
When you buy sherry, you're doin' things smart

Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, wine bop-bop,
Wine spo-dee-o-dee, drinkin' wine,
Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, pass that bottle to me

Well, wine-wine-wine, ooh, wine-wine-wine,
Yeah, wine-wine-wine, ooh, wine-wine-wine,
Ooh down in New Orleans, pass that bottle to me,
Drinkin' that mess with delight
An' when they get drunk they fight all night,
Knockin' down windows, bang down doors,
Drinkin' half a gallon an' then holler for more

Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, wine bop-bop,
Wine spo-dee-o-dee, drinkin' wine,
Drinkin' wine spo-dee-o-dee, pass that bottle to me

Here I Go Again
Performed by Leather Tuscedero and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Here I go again
Falling out of line,
Falling in with someone new.

Here I go again,
Getting out of line,
Forgetting there's so much to lose.

But I'm holding on to you,
Hoping that it's true,
I don't want somebody new...
Struggling in the dark,
Lost when were apart,
No one makes me feel like you do.

Here I go again
Falling for a line,
No one but myself to blame.

Everywhere I turn,
Searching for a sign,
Fall victim to the same old game.

But I'm holding on to you,
Hoping that it's true,
I don't want somebody new...
Struggling in the dark,
Lost when were apart,
No one makes me feel like you do.

But I'm holding on to you,
Hoping that it's true,
I don't want somebody new...
Struggling in the dark,
Lost when were apart,
No one makes me feel like you do.

Here I go again
Running out of time,
Can't we think of something new?

Here I go again...

Celebrate
Performed by Potsie, Ralph, Richie, Lori Beth and Jennifer

Stop what you're doing
Right away,
There's no time to work
'Cos it's time to play,
Grab your dancing shoes
And your party hat,
Come along and join us,
Get to where it's at

There's no need to wait,
Let's celebrate,
Hurry, don't be late,
Let's celebrate

Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Hurry, don't be late,
C'mon and celebrate

Life is a party
And we're all here,
There's plenty of laughter
And plenty of cheer,
Put on your dancing shoes
Put on your party hat,
Feel your body move,
This is where it's at

There's no need to wait,
Let's celebrate,
Hurry, don't be late
Let's celebrate,

Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Hurry, don't be late,
C'mon and celebrate

Everybody everywhere
Wave your arms up in the air
Everybody everywhere
Come with us and ...

Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Celebrate,
Hurry, don't be late,
C'mon and celebrate

The Wonder Machine of Supercar
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

The wonder machine of Supercar,
The wonder man of Mike,
Oh, what a lot of adventures,
He's never had to hike.

The wonder machine of Supercar,
The marvel of the age,
Its such a lot to talk about,
He never gets a wage.

The wonder machine of Supercar,
It flies in the air,
It journies underwater
And it can travel anywhere.

Mike is the pilot,
Beaker, he designed,
Popkiss is the maker,
Oh, what a lucky find.

P.S: It's my birthday today so tell me what you think of these songs OR ELSE!

Thunderbirds Are Go
Performed by the Happy Days cast as the casts of Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlet and Stingray

Standby for action

Calling International Rescue,
Calling International Rescue,
Do you copy?

Five!
Four!
Three!
Two!
One!
Thunderbirds are go

OK, Brains, h-h-here we go

Not so loud,
Not so loud,
Not so loud,
Not so loud,
Not so loud,
Watch your eardrums, she's about to lift off

We like it, don't we, Parker?
Yes, M'lady

F.A.B,
Sometimes, Parker's little talent comes in very useful,
Hard core shots,
Brains, cover for us,
This is a job for International Rescue,
International Rescue,
I-I-In-International Rescue,
F.A.B

We are about to launch Stingray,
Stingray, Stingray (S-s-s-s-s-s-s-stingray),
Stingray, Stingray (S-s-s-s-s-s-s)

This is the voice of the Mysterons,
We know that you can hear us, Earthmen

Are you going to tie me up?
You bet I am!
Oh, I don't mind really

Not so loud, M'lady

F! A! B!
F.A.B

Anything can happen in the next half hour,
An-an-anything can happen,
Anything can happen

Control to Thunderbird 3,
Spectrum is green,
Blast off!

Not so loud,
Not so loud,
Why, it came out through the center of the house

Keep this frequency clear,
F.A.B

Oh, Parker,
Yes, M'lady,
Well done

Love Will Keep Us Together.

Love Will Keep Us Together
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Love, love will keep us together,
Think of me, babe, whenever,
Some sweet-talkin' guy comes along,
Singin' his song,
Don't mess around, you gotta be strong

Stop, 'cause I really love ya,
Stop, 'cause I'll be thinkin' of ya,
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, you belong to me now,
Ain't gonna set you free now,
When those guys start hangin' around,
Talkin' me down,
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound

Oh, stop, 'cause I really love ya,
Stop, 'cause I'll be thinkin' of ya,
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever

Young and beautiful
But someday your looks will be gone,
When the others turn you off,
Who'll be turnin' you on? I will, I will, I will,

I will...be there to share forever,
Love will keep us together,
I've said it before and I'll say it again
While others pretend,
I'll need you now, and I'll need you then

Just stop, 'cause I really love ya,
Stop, 'cause I'll be thinkin' of ya,
Look in my heart and let love keep us together, whatever

I will, I will, I will, I will...

This song is dedicated to ~*Twist Of Kate*~ who thinks I'm a DJ, which I'm not, I'm a Happy Days message board legend.

ICE ICE BABY

Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber.


Yo, VIP, Let's kick it!

Ice Ice Baby, Ice Ice Baby
All right stop, Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly flow
like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.

Dance, Bum rush the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, You better gain way
You better hit bull's eye, The kid don't play
If there was a problem, Yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Now that the party is jumping
With the bass kicked in, the Vegas are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking MCs like a pound of bacon
Burning them if you aint quick and nimble
I go crazy when I hear a cymbal
And a hi hat with a souped up tempo
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin' in my 5.0
With my ragtop down so my hair can blow
The girlies on standby, Waving just to say Hi
Did you stop? No -- I just drove by
Kept on pursuing to the next stop
I busted a left and I'm heading to the next block
That block was dead

Yo -- so I continued to A1A Beachfront Ave.
Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis
Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis
Jealous 'cause I'm out geting mine
Shay with a gauge and Vanilla with a nine
Ready for the chumps on the wall
The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls
Gunshots ranged out like a bell
I grabbed my nine -- All I heard were shells
Falling on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my car, slammed on the gas
Bumper to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene, You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem, You, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Take heed, 'cause I'm a lyrical poet
Miami's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the bass sound
Enough to shake, kick holes in the ground
'Cause my style's like a chemical spill
Feasible rhymes that you can vision and feel
Conducted and formed, This is a hell of a concept
We make it hype and you want to step with this
Shay plays on the fade, slice like a ninja
Cut like a razor blade so fast, Other DJs say, "damn"
If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram
Keep my composure when it's time to get loose
Magnetized by the mic while I kick my juice
If there was a problem, Yo -- I'll solve it!
Check out the hook while Deshay revolves it.

Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla
Ice Ice Baby Vanilla, Ice Ice Baby Vanilla

Yo man -- Let's get out of here! Word to your mother!

Ice Ice Baby Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold
Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold, Ice Ice Baby Too cold Too cold

Awesome song, Stormtracker TF, but I think that a 21st century Potsie would sing that song. P.S: I loved Vanilla Ice when I was a kid.

Originally posted by Bea
Awesome song, Stormtracker TF, but I think that a 21st century Potsie would sing that song. P.S: I loved Vanilla Ice when I was a kid. :rotflmao:

I was mostly posting that because the thought of Potsie singing it is hilarious. But yeah, Vanilla Ice rules. :lol:

So Watcha Want (Beastie Boys)

Performed by Warren "Potsie" Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham.


Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris You're Eating Crazy

Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris You Know I Get Fly You

Think I Get High You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why

So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing The Reason That

You're Smiling or Wilding So Listen In My Head I Just Want To

Take 'em Down Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em

Down Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide When I Get On I Like To Ride And

Glide I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all I Get Props At My

Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All So What'cha Want You're So Funny With

The Money That You Flaunt Where'd You Get Your Information

From You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes



You Can't Front On That



Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man I'm Like Spoonie Gee

I'm The Metropolitician You Scream And You Holler About My

Chevy Impala But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around

Your Collar But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping

Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping Goin' From

Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall Well I'll Be Calling Out You People

Like A Casting Call It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A

Ride With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By

Believe Me What You See Is What You Get And You See Me Coming Off

As You Can Bet I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time

This Time I'm Losing My Mind



You Can't Front On That



But Little Do You Know About Something That I Talk About I'm Tired

Of Driving It's Due Time That I Walk About But In The Meantime, I'm

Wise To The Demise I've Got Eyes In The Back Of My Head So I Realize

Well I'm Dr. Spock I'm Here To Rock Y'All I Want You Off The Wall

If You're Playing The Wall So What'cha Want Y'All Suckers Write Me

Checks And Then They Bounce So I Reach In My Pocket For The

Fresh Amount See I'm The Long Leaner Victor The Cleaner

I'm The Illest Mother****er From Here To Gardena I'm As Cool As A

Cucumber In A Bowl Of Hot Sauce You've Got The Rhyme And Reason

But No Cause So If You're Hot To Trot You Think You're Slicker

Than Grease I've Got News For You Crews

You'll Be Sucking Like A Leach



You Can't Front On That

So What'cha Want


Potsie singing this :rofl:

Flying High
Performed by the Band

If your life or love are in danger
Or your heart is in distress,
Call International Rescue
By sending them an SOS.

Then you'll see Thunderbirds,
Flying way up high,
Thunderbirds,
Roaring through the sky

If you are on the edge of disaster
Or you're stranded in outer space,
Call International Rescue,
No matter what the time or the place

Then you'll see Thunderbirds
Hurrying to save the day,
Thunderbirds,
Thundering on their way.

Thunderbirds

Go, Little Go Cat
Performed by the Band

Now, I know a little chick, cute as she can be,
When she starts to dance, man, it's something to see,
She gets with the crowd for the after school hop
Then she really moves it to the beat of the bop

They holler go-go, little go cat,
Jump-jump, little go cat,
Shake-shake, little go cat,
Go, little go cat, go!

All day long at school, she can't sit quiet
'Cause she's on a solid rock 'n' roll diet,
When the bell rings at the end of the day,
The kids they follow her and then they shout and say

Hey, go-go, little go cat,
Jump-jump, little go cat
Shake-shake, little go cat,
Go, little go cat, go!

She gets home from school about four o'clock,
Turns on the radio and starts to rock,
The telephone rings about a dozen times,
It's all her friends on the end of the line

Sayin' go-go, little go cat,
Jump-jump, little go cat
Shake-shake, little go cat,
Go, little go cat, go!

Now, guys all ask her to go steady,
The answer is, she's not quite ready,
They ask her who's her big romance,
She laughs and says, I just love to dance

Go-go, little go cat,
Jump-jump, little go cat
Shake-shake, little go cat,
Go, little go cat, go!

Well, I said go, little go cat,
Yeah, I said move, little go cat,
Jump, little go cat,
Yeah, I said move, little go cat

Go, little go cat, go little go cat, go!
Well, I said go, little go cat,
I said go, little go cat!

The Battle Of New Orleans
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

In 1814, we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip,
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin',
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago,
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum,
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring,
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin',
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago,
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets till we looked 'em in the eyes,
We held our fire till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em ..Well....we...

…fired our guns and the British kept a'comin',
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago,
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go,
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We fired our cannon till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round,
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

We fired our guns and the British kept a'comin',
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago,
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Yeah, they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go,
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

Hut, hut, three, four,
Sound off, three, four,
Hut, hut, three, four,
Sound off, three, four,
Hut, hut, three, four

Summer Breeze

sung by Chachi Arcola

See the curtains hanging in the window
In the evening on a Friday night
A little light a-shining through the window
Lets me know everythings alright

CHORUS:
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind
Summer breeze makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind

See the paper lying on the sidewalk
A little music from the house next door
So I walk on up to the door step
Through the screen and across the floor

Repeat chorus

Sweet days of summer, the jasmine's in bloom
July is dressed up and playing her tune
When I come home from a hard days work
And you're waiting there, not a care in the world

See the smile a-waiting in the kitchen
Food cooking and the plates for two
Feel the arms that reach out to hold me
In the evening when the day is through

Repeat chorus

Particle Man
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Particle man, Particle man,
Doing the things a particle can,
What's he like? It's not important,
Particle man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Particle man,
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle man

Universe man, Universe man,
Size of the entire universe, man
Usually kind to smaller man,
Universe man

He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millenium hand and an eon hand,
When they meet, it's a happy land,
Powerful man, Universe man

Person man, Person man,
Hit on the head with a frying pan,
Lives his life in a garbage can,
Person man

Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man

Triangle man, Triangle man,
Triangle man hates Person man,
They have a fight, Triangle wins,
Triangle man

Hot and Spicy Cha Cha Cha
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Serve me up some some chilli
And a cheesesteak made in Philly,
And a big old enchilada
And a slab of veal piccata,
Wash it down with mozarella
And make me a happy fella,
It's the hot and spicy cha cha chaaaaa

We all love spaghetti,
Won't you call me when it's ready,
And a couple of pizza pies,
Pepperoni would be nice,
It's a dance that can't be beat
And it's all that you can eat,
It's the hot and spicy cha cha cha
And I love it,
It's the hot and spicy cha cha chaaaa!!

Loop De Loop
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Wanna learn how to tie your shoes?
It's a very easy thing to do,
Just sit on down and I'll give you the scoop,
What's that? It's called a loop de loop,
You gotta take a lace in each hand,
Go over and under again,
You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are looking cool

You go over and back, left to right,
Loop de loop and you pull 'em tight
Like bunny ears, or a Christmas bow,
Lace 'em up and you're ready to go,
You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool

You make a loop de loop and pull
And your shoes are lookin' cool

Thunderbirds Are Go
Performed by the Band

Spring break's come around and there's no heroes to be found,
There's something major going down on Tracy Island,
Weapons underground, keeping our planet safe and sound,
If someone evil's coming round, he should be frightened

'Cause now the boys are back in town,
No strings to hold them down

Don't be mad please, stop the hating,
Just be glad that they'll be waiting,
Friends we have are ever-changing…
You know the lid's about to blow when the Thunderbirds are go!

Kids are learning fast, they know that T-birds kick some ass
Be sure that there's no coming last if you're on their side,
It always looks so cool when spaceships come out of the pool,
You know that you'd just be a fool to be a bad guy

'Cause now the boys are back in town,
No strings to hold them down

Don't be mad please, stop the hating,
Just be glad that they'll be waiting,
Friends we have are ever-changing…
You know the lid's about to blow when the Thunderbirds are go!

Thunderbirds are go, go, go…

Don't be mad please, stop the hating,
Just be glad that they'll be waiting,
Friends we have are ever-changing…
You know the lid's about to blow when the Thunderbirds are go!

Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go,
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go,
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are,
Thunderbirds are, Thunderbirds are go

Five Colours In Her Hair
Performed by the Band

Do do do do do doo,
Do do do do do doo,
Do do do do do doo

She's got a lip ring and 5 colours in her hair,
Not into fashion but I love the clothes she wears,
Her tattoo's always hidden by her underwear,
She don't care.

Everybody wants to know her name,
I threw a house party and she came,
Everyone asked me
Who the hell is she?
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair.

She's just a loner with a sexy attitude,
I'd like to phone her cos she puts me in the mood.
The rumours spreading now that she cooks in the nude
But she don't care, she don't care.

Everybody wants to know her name,
How does she cope with her new found fame?
Everyone asks me,
Who the hell is she?
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair.

She was all I thought about,
The girl I couldn't live without.
But then she went insane,
She couldn't take the fame,
She said I was to blame,
She'd had enough
And shaved five colours off
And now she's just a weirdo with no name.

Everybody wants to know her name.
How does she cope with her new found fame?
Everyone asks me,
Who the hell is she,
That weirdo with 5 colours in her hair.

1,2,3,4

Do do do do do doo,
Do do do do do doo,
Do do do do do doo

Where Have All The Flowers Gone?
Performed by the Band

Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Long time ago.

Where have all the flowers gone?
Young girls picked them, ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the young girls gone?
Long time ago.

Where have all the young girls gone?
Gone to young men ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the young men gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the young men gone?
Long time ago.

Where have all the young men gone?
Gone to soldiers ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the soldiers gone?
Long time ago.

Where have all the soldiers gone?
Gone to graveyards, ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time passing.
Where have all the graveyards gone?
Long time ago.

Where have all the graveyards gone?
Gone to flowers, ev'ry one.
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Jump, Jive & Wail
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail,
Baby, baby, it looks like it's gonna hail,
Better come inside,
Let me teach you how to jive an' wail

You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail away

Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale,
Papa's in the icebox lookin' for a can of ale,
Mama's in the backyard
Learnin' how to jive an' wail

You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail away

A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male,
A woman is a woman and a man ain't nothin' but a male,
One good thing about him,
He knows how to jive an' wail

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail,
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a pail,
Jill stayed up,
She wants to learn how to jive an' wail

You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail,
You gotta jump, jive an' then you wail away

Bad Meets Evil
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber
Cowboy narrator: Richie Cunningham

I reckon you ain't familiar with these here parts,
You know, there's a story behind that there saloon,
Twenty years ago, two outlaws took this whole town over,
Sheriffs couldn't stop em,
Quickest damn gun slingers I've ever seen,
Got murdered in cold blood,
That ol' saloon there was their lil' home away from home,
They say the ghosts of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern,
And on a quiet night, you can still hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine

I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet,
I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat,
I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head

Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead,
Told him each one of his boys is dead,
I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said

Who hard? yo, I done heard worse,
We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll swerve first,
Two blind bandits panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe on top of nine other planets

Kissed the cheek of the devil,
Intelligence level is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto,
Dismissal, I'm not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles wit my bare hands like a patriot

One track sliced without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked, its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating, attemptin' to take over the earth

'Cause this is what happens when bad meets evil,
We hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people,
He's evil and I'm bad like Steve Segal,
Above the Law 'cause I don't agree wit police either
(****, me neither)

We ain't eager to be legal
So please leave me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle,
I breathe ether in three amounts
When I stab myself in the knee with a diseased needle

Releasin' rage on anybody in squeezing range,
Cold enough to make the seasons change into freezing rain,
(He's insane)
No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
'Cause I can't find a decent vain

The disaster wit dreds,
I'm bad enough to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul after I'm dead,
When in danger it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
'Cause I serve any stranger wit money

I spray a hundred, man until they joint chains
While slippin' bullets at point blank range like they was punches,
Piss on a flag and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist, strangle your body then confirm you

Whippin' human ass, throwin' blows, crackin' jaws
Wit my fists wrapped in gause, dipped in glue and glass,
I'm blazin MC's, at the same time amazin MC's,
Somehow MC's ain't that eye-brow raisin' to me,
From all of angles of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
And bust till volcanoes errupt

I used to be a loudmouth, remember me?
(Uh-uh)
I'm the one who burned your house down,
(Oh)
Well, I'm out now
(****)
And this time I'm comin' back to blow your house up
And I ain't gonna leave you a window to jump out of

Give me two fat tabs and three shrooms
And you won't see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave,
I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe

'Cause this is what happens when bad meets evil
And we hit the trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's evil and I'm bad like Steve Segal,
Against peaceful, see you in hell for the sequel

We'll be waitin',
See you in hell,
Wall Street, Royce Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady,
See you in hell for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad meets evil, what? (till next time)

And so that's the story when Bad Meets Evil,
Two of the most wanted individuals in the county,
Made Jesse James and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens,
It's too bad they had to go out the way they did,
Got shot in the back comin out of that ol' saloon
But their spirits still live on till this day,
Shhh... wait, did y'all hear that?

I'm Telling You Now
Performed by the Band

I'm telling you now,
I'm telling you right away,
I'll be staying for many a day,
I'm in love with you now

I'm telling you now,
I'll say what you wanna hear,
I'll be telling you for many a year,
I'm in love with you now

Do you think I'm foolin'
When I say "I love you"?
I love you,
Maybe you'll believe me
When I'm finally through, through, through, through

I'm telling you now,
I know it's been said before,
Say you love me and I will be sure,
I'm in love with you now

I'm telling you now,
I'm telling you right away,
I'll be staying for many a day,
I'm in love with you now

Do you think I'm foolin'
When I say "I love you"?
I love you,
Maybe you'll believe me
When I'm finally through, through, through, through

I'm telling you now,
I know it's been said before,
Say you love me and I will be sure,
I'm in love with you now,
I'm in love with you now,
I'm telling you now

1-2-3
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

1-2-3,
Oh, that's how elementary it's gonna be
C'mon, let's fall in love, it's easy,
Like takin' candy from a baby

A-B-C,
Fallin' in love with you was easy for me
And you can do it, too, it's easy
Like takin' candy from a baby

Baby, there's nothin' hard about love,
Basically, it's as easy as pie,
The hard part is livin' without love,
Without your love, baby, I would die

It's easy,
Like takin' candy from a baby, yay

One and one are two,
I know you love me and oh, oh, how I love you,
Don't try to fight it 'cause it's easy
Like takin' candy from a baby, yay

1-2-3,
Oh, that's how elementary it's gonna be,
C'mon, let's fall in love, it's easy,
Oh, that's how elementary

Livin' La Vida Loca
Performed by the Band

She's into superstition,
Black cats and voodoo dolls,
I feel a premonition,
That girl's gonna make me fall

She's into new sensations,
New kicks in the candle light,
She's got a new addiction
For every day and night

She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain,
She'll make you live her crazy life
And she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to the brain

Come on

Upside, inside out,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She'll push and pull you down,
Livin' la vida loca,
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha,
She will wear you out,
Livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca

Woke up in New York City
In a funky cheap motel,
She took my heart and she took my money,
She must have slipped me a sleeping pill

She never drinks the water,
Makes you order French champian,
Once you've had a taste of her,
You'll never be the same
And she'll make you go insane

Come on

Upside, inside out,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She'll push and pull you down,
Livin' la vida loca,
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha,
She will wear you out,
Livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca

She'll make you take your clothes off
And go dancing in the rain,
She'll make you live her crazy life
And she'll take away your pain
Like a bullet to the brain

Come on

Upside, inside out,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She'll push and pull you down,
Livin' la vida loca,
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha,
She will wear you out,
Livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca

Upside, inside out,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She'll push and pull you down,
Livin' la vida loca,
Her lips are devil red
And her skin's the color mocha,
She will wear you out,
Livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca,
She's livin' la vida loca

Colourblind

Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Feelin' blue,
While I'm trying to forget the feeling that I miss you,
Feelin' green,
When the jealousy swells and it won't go away in dreams

Feelin' yellow, I'm confused inside,
A little hazy but mellow when I feel your eyes on me,
Feelin' fine, sublime
When that smile of yours creeps into my mind

Nobody told me you'd feel so good,
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful,
Nobody warned me about your smile,
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes,
I'm colour blind

You make me colour blind

Feelin' red,
When you spend all your time with your friends and not me instead,
Feelin' black,
When I think about all the things that I feel I lack

Feelin' jaded, when it's not gone right,
All the colours have faded, then I feel your eyes on me,
Feelin' fine, sublime
When that smile of yours creeps into my mind

Mm mm

Nobody told me you'd feel so good,
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful,
Nobody warned me about your smile,
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes,
I'm colour blind

You make me colour blind

Blinded by the light you shine, the colours fade completely,
Blinded by you every time, I feel your smile defeat me,

I'm colour blind,
I just can't deny this feeling

Nobody told me you'd feel so good,
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful,
Nobody warned me about your smile,
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes,
I'm colour blind

Nobody told me you'd feel so good,
Nobody said you'd be so beautiful,
Nobody warned me about your smile,
You're the light, you're the light
When I close my eyes,
I'm colour blind

You make me colour blind

I'm colour blind

Your Game
Performed by the Band

I see you floating it constantly,
You're making me feel like you and I could be real
But then you're flipping the game,
You walk away and turn your back, baby,
Stop treading on me, baby

'Cause I'm mystified
And you know I've tried,
I just can't get through to you,
Tell me

What you gonna do,
I don't know,
What you gonna say,
I ain't sure,
Always the same,
All the time,
Every day,
Played my mind,
I can't keep wasting my time on your game

Ain't no doubt about it,
Ain't no doubt about it,
Ain't no doubt about it

I've taken all that I can,
I've given to you my all
But you don't seem to respond, baby,
Oh, I can't stand all this waiting
'Cause my patience is fading,
Pretty soon, I'll be gone

Let's rectify it,
You can't deny it,
The way that you feel for me
Tell me

What you gonna do,
I don't know,
What you gonna say,
I ain't sure,
Always the same,
All the time,
Every day,
Played my mind,
I can't keep wasting my time on your game

No more, no more,
No more wasted time
Playing your game,
I've seen this all before,
Time and time, no way

'Cause I'm mystified,
You know that I've tried,
I just can't get through to you
Tell me

What you gonna do,
I don't know,
What you gonna say,
I ain't sure,
Always the same,
All the time,
Every day,
Played my mind,
I can't keep wasting my time on your game

No more, no more,
No more wasted time
Playing your game,
I've seen this all before,
Time

Ain't no doubt about it
Ain't no doubt about it
Ain't no doubt about it

Guilty-Barbara Streisand and Barry Gibb
Performed by Joanie and Chachi.

Joanie:

Shadows falling , baby , we stand alone
Out on the street anybody you meet got a heartache of their own
(it oughta be illegal)
Make it a crime to be lonely or sad
(it oughta be illegal)
You got a reason for livin’
You battle on with the love you’re livin’ on
You gotta be mine
We take it away
It’s gotta be night and say
Just a matter of time
And we got nothing to be guilty of
Our love will climb any mountain near or far , we are
And we never let it end
We are devotion
And we got nothing to be sorry for
Our love is one in a million
Eyes can see that we got a highway to the sky
I don’t wanna hear your goodbye
Oh!

Chachi:

Aaah!
Pulse’s racing , darling
How grand we are
Little by little we meet in the middle
There’s danger in the dark
(it oughta be illegal)
Make it a crime to be out in the cold
(it oughta be illegal)
You got a reason for livin’
You battle on with the love you’re buildin’ on

Both:

You gotta be mine
We take it away
It’s gotta be night and day
Just a matter of time
And we got nothing to be guilty of
Our love will climb and mountain near or far , we are
And we never let it end
We are devotion
And we got nothing to be sorry for
Our love is one in a million
Eyes can see that we got a highway to the sky

Joanie:
I don’t wanna hear your goodbye

Chachi:
Don’t wanna hear your goodbye

Both

I don’t wanna hear your
And we got nothing to be guilty of
Our love will climb and mountain near or far , we are
And we never let it end
We are devotion
And we got nothing to be sorry for
Our love is one in a million
Eyes can see that we got a highway to the sky
Don’t wanna hear your goodbye
Don’t wanna hear your
And we got nothing to be guilty of...

Chocolate Salty Balls
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Two tablespoon's of cinnamon
And two or three egg whites,
A half a stick of butter,
Melted

Stick it all in a bowl, baby,
Stir it with a wooden spoon,
Mix in a cup of flour,
You'll be in heaven soon.

Say, everybody, have you seen my balls,
They're big and salty and brown,
If you ever need a quick, pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.

Oooh, suck on my chocolate salted balls
Stick em in your mouth and suck em,
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls

Quarter cup of unsweeten chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy,
Then throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla

Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick

Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Put em in your mouth and suck em,
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
They're packed full of goodness, high on fiber,
Suck on my balls

Oooh Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Put em in your mouth and suck em,
Suck on my chocolate salted balls,
Suck on my balls, baby,
Suck on my balls, baby,
Suck on my, red hot, salted, chocolate balls,
Come on, baby,
Suck on my balls.

Note to robyrob, I hope you're happy now and this is not about you know what.

Originally posted by Bea
Uncle ****a
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

*edited for innaproppriate language*

Pretty much Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis-esque, eh? sorry Bea, but I received complaints about the language in that one

I'm as big a South Park fan as the next person, but lets try keep it clean HERE :)

Originally posted by robyrob
sorry Bea, but I received complaints about the language in that one

I'm as big a South Park fan as the next person, but lets try keep it clean HERE :)

Okay, dude, I've put Chocolate Salty Balls in it's place but it's about balls shaped like malteasers made out of chocolate.

That Certain Party
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Has she got naughty eyes?
Yes, she has got naughty eyes,
That certain, that certain party,
You know the one I mean,
That certain party of mine

Naughty eyes, turned up nose,
Rosy cheeks and pretty clothes,
Not a smarty

Has she got loving ways?
Sure, she has got loving ways,
That certain party of mine

Hey, Pots, remember the old time Vaudeville around 1924?
Why, sure I do!
With those corny jokes like "Can you stand on your head?"
Nah, it's too high!
Nothing, we better sing

Has she got you know what?
Yes, she has got you know what,
That certain that certain party of mine,
Has she got I forgot?
Yes, she has got I forgot,
That certain party of mine

You know what I forgot,
This and that and quite a lot,
Not a smarty,
Has she got everything?
Yes, she has got everything,
That certain party of mine

(babble by Ralph)
Hold on, hold on, what are you doing?
Singing in shorthand?
You're speeding,
That's better

(Ralph babbles about wiener schnitzel)
That certain that certain party of mine,
(Ralph babbles about hasenpfeffer)
That certain party of mine,

You know what I forgot,
This and that and quite a lot,
What a smarty,
Has she got everything?
Yes, she has got everything,
That certain party,
That certain party,
That certain party of mine

Tres Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis-esque, eh?

Like I Love You
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Just Somethin' about you,
Way I'm lookin at you, whatever,
You keep lookin' at me,
You're gettin' scared now,
Right?
Don’t feel me baby,
It's just Justin,
Feel good right?
Listen

I kinda noticed something one nite,
You’re the one with the frump face,
It's kinda weird to me
Since you're so fine,
If it's up to me, your face'll change,

If you smlie then that should set the tone, (just be limber)
And if you let go, the music should move your bones, (just remember)
Sing that song with me

Ain't nobody love you like I love you,
You're a good girl and that's what makes me trust you, (hey!)
Late at nite, I talk to you,
You will know the difference when I touch you

People are so phony,
Nosy cause they're lonely,
Aren't you sick of the same thing?
They say so and so was datin',
Loved you or they hatin'
And it doesn't matter anyway
Cause we’re here tonite

If you smile, then that should set the tone (just be limber, baby)
And if you let go, the music should move your bones, (baby, just remember)
Sing that song with me

Ain't nobody love you like I love you,
You're a good girl and that's what makes me trust you, (hey!)
Late at nite, I talk to you,
You will know the difference when I touch you

Yeah, you know what would make you happy?
I could change your life
If you give me that chance.. to be your man,
I won't let you down, baby
If you give me that chance.. to be your man,
Here, baby, hold my jacket
And then...

Maybe we'll fly the nite away,
(I just wanna love you baby, yea yea yea)
Girl, maybe we'll fly the nite away
(I just wanna love you baby, giirrl, oooooo)

Ma, what you wanna do?
I'm in front of you,
Grab a friend, see I can have fun with two
Or me and you put on a stage show
And the mall kids, that's how to change low,
From them you heard "wow, it's the same glow",
Look at me, I say "yeah, it's the same dough",
We the same type, you my air of life,
You have sleepin in the same bed, er'night

Yo rock with me, you deservin' the best,
Take a few shots, let it burn in your chest,
We could ride down, pumpin' N.E.R.D in the deck,
Funny how a few words turned into sex,
Play #3, joint called Brain, (I just love your... brain)
Ma, take a hint,
Made me swerve in the lane,
The name Malicious
And I burn every track,
Clipse and J Timberlake,
Now how heavy is that?

Maybe we'll fly the nite away,
(I just wanna love you baby, yea yea yea)
Girl, maybe we'll fly the nite away,
(I just wanna love you baby, giirrl, oooooo)

Ain't nobody love you like I love you, (can't love you like I do)
You're a good girl and that's what makes me trust you, (makes me trust you like I do, hey!)
Late at nite I talk to you, (heeey)
You will know the difference when...

break it down...
Ya know, I used to dream about this when I was a little boy ,
Never thought it would end up this way,
Drums..
Hey!
Kinda special right?
Yeah, ya know, when you think about it
Sometimes people are just destined to do what they do
And that's what it is,
Now everybody dance

Proper Crimbo
Performed by the enitre cast

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
So excited, you might wee,
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

On the 7 Days of Christmas, my true love gave to me
a peregrine falcon - Proper Bo, I tell thee.
Shell-toe trainers and a beanie hat, a new set of headphones, all shiny and black.
I didn't sleep that night for Santa to come,

I wet the bed, that's what I had done
'Cause Christmas time is the place to be,
I always wake up in a puddle a wee
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night,
A little chipolata, I'll be feeling alright,
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow,
Celebrate crimbo, I tell thee how. Reet-oh.

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo.

(Yoo hoo) Ho, ho, ho - I'm a bad Mo-Fo,
I've got presents y'all but they're two by two,
They closed the shop so I got time for you,
Supersoakay and yo water bombs,
Watch out, Santa 'cause here I come
'Cause I sleep on the floor, never ever on the bed,
That Santa style, so in your head,

It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee,
Got gifts for yall, what you got for me?
Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone, (Chamone)
Cha'mone check check da cone,
I said Bubbles ain't a monkey,
She can move real funky,
Cha'mone check check da cone,
(That's right!)
Ow!

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta! Hee hee)
Put up (Oh ohhh) your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Selecta!)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Hey up, where's all band gone, come on kids help us out,
Sing with me, (Proper bo bo)
Check it out, (Proper bo bo)
Can I get a rewind? (Proper bo bo)
That were right good,
Proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo.
Come on now. Let's get it together, you as well, Kez.

(Sing with me)
Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(Stick it right up)
(Baaaaaaa) Put up (ahhhh ha ha) your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(So excited)
So excited, you might wee, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Can I get a key change?

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo, (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo, (yeah)
Put up my Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(put up you Christmas tree)
So excited, you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so exicited)
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

(Ooh reet good, now come on, sing with me)

Come now sing with me, proper Crimbo,
(Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, proper Crimbo,
(I will take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree, proper Crimbo,
(Put up your Christmas tree)
So excited, you might wee,
(so excited, so excited, so excited)
Proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo, proper Crimbo.

Have a Proper Bo Crim Bo

Bumblesquat,
It's all because of the magic, chazam.

The Lumberjack Song
Performed by the Band

Leaping from tree to tree,
As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia
With my best girl by my side,
The Larch,
The Pine,
The Giant Redwood tree,
The Sequoia,
The Little Whopping Rule Tree,
We'd sing, sing, sing

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try,
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try,
On Wednesdays, he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers,
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra,
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspendies?? and a .... a Bra????
What's this,
Wants to be a *girlie*,
Oh, My,
And I thought you were so rugged,
Pervert

He's a lumberjack, and he's okaaaaaaayyy.....

Bike Up
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

When you're bored as a bullfrog in a bucket of bleach,
As fed up as a ferret with the flu,
When your chin is feeling weary,
Feeling unamusicleary,
Then there's only one cure
And what you've gotta do is

Bike up,
Get your motor running, bike up,
Head off down the road, bike up,
Ain't nothing like it,
Bike up, bike up, bike up

When you're feeling as lacklusture as a limpet with maleria,
As sick as a parrot with a peanut in her shoe,
When things get really borin',
You won't hear me snorin'
'Cause I know the cure
So repeat it after me

Bike up,
Get your motor running, bike up,
Head off down the road, bike up,
Ain't nothing like it,
Bike up, bike up, bike up

Bike up,
Get your motor running, bike up,
Head off down the road, bike up,
Ain't nothing like it,
Bike up, bike up, bike up

1, 2, 3,
Bike up,
Get your motor running, bike up,
Head off down the road, bike up,
Ain't nothing like it,
Bike up, bike up, bike up,
BIKE UP

Doom's Song
Performed by Ralph Malph and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Caractacus P Doom,
The names on everybody's lips,
Caractacus P Doom,
Don't call me lard,
Don't tell me that I'm mad,
Just vicious, cruel and bad,
Caractacus P Doom will rule the world

Caractacus P Doom,
The world will be mine,
Caractacus P Doom,
Me mad, I'm fine,
It's not megalomania,
It's simply that I'm brainier
Than anybody else in all the world

Caractacus P Doom,
The greatest being of all time,
Caractacus P Doom
And me, Harry Slime,
I may weigh a little more
Than the average but I'm sure
Caractacus P Doom will rule the world

He'll Have To Go
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone,
Let's pretend that we're together all alone,
I'll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he'll have to go

Whisper to me tell me do you love me true,
Or is he holding you the way I do
Though love is blind make up your mind I've got to know,
Should I hang up or will you tell him he'll have to go

You can't say the words I want to hear
While you're with another man
Do you want me answer yes or no,
Darling, I will understand

Put your sweet lips a little closer to the phone,
Let's pretend that we're together all alone,
I'll tell the man to turn the juke box way down low
And you can tell your friend there with you he'll have to go

Brains
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well hello there, little boy, don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy,
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye,
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky

Well, I'm just a little shy and scared in this place,
I'm just a fish outaa water from outer space,
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!

Go down to your neighbor's place,
See the dull expression on his face,
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me,
He's not using his brain, he's just watching TV

Go down to Mr. McGee's,
He hasn't had a thought since '43,
His brain is the portrait of atrophy,
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified,
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought once I've eaten their brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain

Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop,
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads,
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again

Creep into the donut shop,
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop,
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink their brains 'til they're zombified,
Sure they might think it's deranged,
But they won't give it a thought once I've eaten their brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice if they don't have a brain

Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um,
Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones,
No time to cook em in a skillet,
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it,
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
i'll just grab my self a straw and drink em

Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink

Fess up boy, come on, Heck,
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend

BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll drink her brains 'til she's zombified,
Sure she might think it's deranged,
But she won't give it a thought once I've eaten her brain

BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay,
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice if she don't have a brain

BRAIN.....
Bring me her Brain.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!

Tough Little Boys
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I never once
Backed down from a punch,
Well, I'd take it square on the chin,
Well, I found out fast,
A bully's just that,
You've got to stand up to him
So I didn't cry when I got a black eye,
As bad as it hurt, I just grinned
But when tough little boys grow up to be dads,
They turn into big babies again.

Scared me to death
When you took your first steps
And I'd fall everytime you fell down,
Your first day of school, I cried like a fool
And I followed your school bus to town,
Well, I didn't cry, when Old Yeller died,
At least not in front of my friends
But when tough little boys grow up to be dads,
They turn into big babies again

Well I'm a grown man
And as strong as I am,
Sometimes its hard to believe
That one little girl, with little blonde curls
Could totally terrify me,
If you were to ask,
My wife would just laugh,
She'd say "I know all about men,
How when tough little boys grow up to be dads,
They turn into big babies again"

Well I know one day, I'll give you away
And I'm gonna stand there and smile
And when I get home, and I'm all alone,
Well, I'll sit in your room for a while,
Well, I didn't cry when Old Yeller died,
At least not in front of my friends
But when tough little boys grow up to be dads,
They turn into big babies again,
When tough little boys grow up to be dads,
They turn into big babies again

Hi i have two questions that i would like to ask, the music lyrics that was sung by potsie in Happy Days, was that the music that was cut in the syndication version, because by viewing all of the songs that he sung, i just wanted to no was it edited out of the syndication version. On the dvd first complete episode, is the series itself running 30 minutes to 25 minutes long? thank you

Stranded In The Jungle
Performed by the Band

I crashed in the jungle
While tryin' to keep a date
With my little girl
Who was back in the states,
I was stranded in the jungle,
Afraid and alone,
Tryin' to figure a way
To get a message back home
But how was I to know ,
That the wreckage of my plane
Had been picked up and spotted
And my girl in lovers lane
And meanwhile, back in the states

Baby, baby, let's make romance,
You know your old time lover hasn't got a chance,
He's stranded in the jungle flat as he can be,
So come on pretty baby just you and me,
Meanwhile back in the jungle

The boys in the jungle had me on the run
When something heavy hit me like an atomic bomb
When I woke up and my head started to clear,
I had a strange feelin' I was with cookin' gear,
I smelled something cookin' and I looked to see
That's when I found out they was a cookin' me,
Great Cuckoo let me outta her,
Meanwhile back in the states

Baby, baby, let's make romance,
You know your old time lover hasn't got a chance,
He's stranded in the jungle flat as he can be,
So come on pretty baby just you and me,
Meanwhile back in the jungle

I jumped outta the pot and finally got away,
Frantic and worried about what my baby would say,
So I jumped in the ocean and started to swim
But my chance of survival was gettin' mighty slim,
So I thumbed down a whale who was headin' my way
And I reached the states in 'bout a half a day
And when I got to lovers lane I was almost dead,
When my soul was gone, here's what I said

Baby, baby, your man is no good,
Baby, baby, he should've understood,
You can trust me as long as can be
So come back pretty baby where you used to be
'Cause I love you, 'cause I love you
'Cause I love you, 'cause I love you
'Cause I love you

If You Can't Give Me Love
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

Well I've seen you before on that discotheque floor,
You were driving me out of my mind,
Oh, but I could've sworn that I saw something more in your eyes,
Oh, though you were surrounded by beauty unbounded

Your glances intended for me
And though I tried to hide it I found myself looking to see
So then you took your chances you made your advances,
Your touch took my breath away
But when you said hello are you ready to go,
Well, I had just one thing to say

If you can't give me love, honey, that ain't enough,
Let me go look for somebody else
And if you can give me feelings with old fashioned meanings,
Then just stay in love with yourself,
If you can't give me love,
If you can't give me love,
If you can't give me love

Well, you may be a king of this discotheque thing
But honey I ain't looking for that,
What I need is a man not some sort of aristocrat,
Oh, if only you'd waited or just hesitated
Or maybe just asked me to dance
But you really don't know why I don't want to go,
Baby that's why we don't stand a chance

If you can't give me love, honey, that ain't enough,
Let me go look for somebody else
And if you can give me feelings with old fashioned meanings,
Then just stay in love with yourself,
If you can't give me love,
If you can't give me love,
If you can't give me love

All I Need To Know
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber and Jennifer Jerome

Look at this face, I know the years are showing,
Look at this life, I still don't know where it's going

I don't know much but I know I love you,
That may be all I need to know

Look at these eyes, they never seen what matters,
Look at these dreams so beaten and so battered

I don't know much but I know I love you,
That may be all I need to know

So many questions still left unanswered,
So much, I've never broken through
And when I feel you near me sometimes I see so clearly,
That only truth I'll never know is me and you.

Look at this man so blessed with inspiration,
Look at this soul, still searching for salvation

I don't know much but I know I love you,
That may be all I need to know

I don't know much but I know I love you,
That may be all I need to know,
I don't know much but I know I love you,
That may be all there is to know

Time Bomb Town
Performed by Warren 'Potsie Weber

I got a bad complication,
I keep it to myself,
I got some strange information,
I can't think of nothin' else

These must be about a million
Single ways to go down
'Cause I'm a lonely stranger
In this time bomb town

I got some strange information,
I keep it to myself,
I got a bad reputation,
I can't think of nothin' else

There must be about a million
Single ways to go down,
Oh I'm a lonely stranger
In this time bomb town

Oh there must be about a million
Single ways to go down,
Oh I'm a lonely traveler
In this time bomb town, yes

Oh there must be a million people,
They're all trying to make it down
'Cause they're just lonely travelers
In this time bomb town,
Time bomb town

Ballroom Blitz
Performed by the Band

Are you ready, Ralph? Aha.
Rich? Yeah!
Chach? Okay.
Alright, guys, let's go!

Oh, it's been getting so hard
Livin' with the things you do to me, aha,
Oh my dreams are getting so strange,
I'd like to tell you everything I see

Oh, I see a man at the back
As a matter of fact his eyes are red as the sun
And a girl in the corner let no one ignore her
'Cause she thinks she's the passionate one

Oh, yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
'Everyone attack' and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
'Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz',
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz,
Ballroom blitz

I'm reaching out for something,
Touching nothing's all I ever do,
Oh, I softly call you over
When you appear there's nothing left of you, aha

Now the man in the back
Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
And the girl in the corner is ev'ryone's mourner,
She could kill you with a wink of her eye

Oh yeah, it was electric, so frightfully hectic
And the band started leaving, 'cause they all stopped breathing

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
'Everyone attack' and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
'Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz',
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz,
Ballroom blitz

Oh yeah, it was like lightning, everybody was frightening
And the music was soothing, and they all started grooving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
And the man at the back said
'Everyone attack' and it turned into a ballroom blitz
And the girl in the corner said
'Boy, I wanna warn ya, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz',
Ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz, ballroom blitz,
Ballroom blitz

It's, it's a ballroom blitz, it's, it's a ballroom blitz,
It's, it's a ballroom blitz, yeah, it's a ballroom blitz

Ballroom Blitz

Your Woman
Performed by Leather Tuscadero

Just tell me what you've got to say to me,
I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth,
It comes as no surprise at all you see,
So cut the crap and tell me that we're through

Now I know your heart, I know your mind,
You don't even know you're bein' unkind,
So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways,
Just use me up and then you walk away,
Boy, you can't play me that way

Well I guess what you say is true,
I could never be the right kind of girl for you

I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman

When I saw my best friend yesterday,
She said she never liked you from the start,
Well, me, I wish that I could claim the same
But you always knew you held my heart

And you're such a charming, handsome man,
Now I think I finally understand,
Is it in your genes? I don't know
But I'll soon find out, that's for sure,
Why did you play me this way?

Well I guess what you say is true,
I could never be the right kind of girl for you

I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman


Well I guess what they say is true,
I could never spend my life with a man like you

I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman,
I could never be your woman

Crazy Little Thing Called Love
Performed by the Band

This thing called love, I just can't handle it,
This thing called love, I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Crazy little thing called love

This thing (this thing)
Called love (called love),
It cries (like a baby)
In a cradle all night,
It swings (woo woo),
It jives (woo woo),
It shakes all over like a jelly fish,
I kinda like it,
Crazy little thing called love

There goes my baby,
She knows how to rock 'n' roll,
She drives me crazy,
She gives me hot and cold fever
Then she leaves me in a cool cool sweat

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip
And get on my track's,
Take a back seat, hitch-hike
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready,
Crazy little thing called love

I gotta be cool, relax, get hip,
And get on my track's,
Take a back seat (ah hum), hitch-hike (ah hum)
And take a long ride on my motorbike
Until I'm ready (ready, Potsie),
Crazy little thing called love

This thing called love, I just can't handle it,
This thing called love, I must get round to it,
I ain't ready,
Ooh ooh ooh ooh

Crazy little thing called love,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah,
Crazy little thing called love, yeah yeah

S.O.S
Performed by the Band

Calling International Rescue… International Rescue, do you read me? International Rescue, come in please! We need help!

I turn my face into the wind,
I feel a restless kind of motion in the way she blows
And as the final day begins,
I make a fist to wipe my fingers til the feeling goes

I never felt so much alone,
I face a destiny unknown,
The human race is in despair,
One man alive can take us there…
S.O.S.!

Mr Tracy, the western world is falling,
S.O.S.!
International Rescue, hear us calling,
S.O.S.!
I turn my face up to the sky,
I feel a wall of pressure blowing up inside of me,
As if in answer to my cry,
I hear the crash of thunder and the Tracy symphony

The lights are out in London town,
Communications breaking down
And if the creature doesn’t kill,
Be sure the radiation will…

S.O.S.!
Mr Tracy, the western world is falling,
S.O.S.!
International Rescue, hear us calling,
S.O.S.!
Calling International Rescue… International Rescue, do you read me? International Rescue, come in please! We need help!

The world is slipping, ticking, ticking like a time bomb,
The lights are out in London town,
Communications breaking down
And if the creature doesn’t kill
Be sure the radiation will…

S.O.S.!
Mr Tracy, the western world is falling,
S.O.S.!
International Rescue, hear us calling,
S.O.S.!
Mr Tracy, the western world is falling,
S.O.S.!
International Rescue, hear us calling,
S.O.S.!

You're A Heavenly Thing
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

They took the moonlight out of the skies
And put the moonlight right in your eyes,
Like a june night,
You're a heavenly thing

They took the fragrance out of the dew
And sprinkled roses all over you,
Like a garden,
You're a heavenly thing

They made a clinging vine your embrace,
Stars that shine light your face,
To combine everything,
on your lips, they put the breath of spring

And then they finished called it a day,
They took the model threw it away
Like an angel,
You're a heavenly thing

Lonesome Train
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Lonesome train on a lonesome track,
I'm going away, ain't coming back,
I'm going somewhere far from my baby
On a lonesome train, on a lonesome track
Lonesome train on a lonesome track,
Got all my troubles in one big pack,
My baby left me so sad and lonely
On a lonesome train on a lonesome track

Lonesome train on a lonesome track,
My girl don't love me and that's a fact,
No use in living, no use in dying
On a lonesome train on a lonesome track,
Oh, lonesome train on a lonesome track
I want my baby, I want her back,
Don't want to go on forever travelling
On a lonesome train, on a lonesome track

C'min And Be Loved
Performed by the Band

Why don't you come in and be loved,
Baby, why you standin' out there in the cold,
You gotta have some lovin', that's what you been told,
You gotta have someone who's gonna hold you tight,
You gotta have someone who's gonna treat you right,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

Who're you gonna choose to be your steady date,
Don't you know the crazy things you do to me,
Don't you know that I get dizzy at your touch,
You probably think that fellow who has had too much,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

I gotta have you honey since I saw you there,
Gotta lotta lovin' that I'm gonna share,
I know that you and I can make a wonderful pair,
Tell me, baby, yeah-yeah-yeah,
Say you're gonna let me be your special date,
Let me be the guy the other fellows hate,
Let me show you off at every place we go,
I'll give you plenty lovin' 'cause I need you so,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved

I wanna do most anything that you will allow,
I wanna win your favor and I wonder how
And if you wait too long, we'll have a real good brawl,
So tell me, baby, now-now-now-now,
Say you're gonna let me be your special date,
Let me be the guy the other fellows hate,
Let me show you off at every place I go,
I'll give you plenty lovin' 'cause I need you so,
Why don't you come in (c'min) and be loved,
Come on, come on, come on, come on,
Come in (c'min) and be loved,
And be loved...

Forever's Much Too Long
Perfomred by the Band

Well you keep running 'round with my heart
And baby, it just ain't right
For me to sit alone at home,
Each and every night

For that one little phonecall
That I know won't ever come
And the feeling hits me so hard,
That it leaves my body numb
But, baby, I know..

That this can't last,
I know, changes gonna come,
No, this can't last forever,
Forever's much too long


Well I tried and tried to please you
But still, it did no good,
Darling what is there that I can do
To make you act the way you should

Because I can still remember
The way you held me tight
But I still can't help but wonder
If you hold someone else tonight
But, baby, I know..

That this can't last,
I know, changes gonna come,
No, this can't last forever,
Forever's much too long

Well now, too much givin' to you
And not enough takin' for me,
I've been wantin' your love for so long,
That I was too blind to see

All the guys in town you dated,
Well, they were just like me,
Why can't I be the one you love
Instead of just your in-between

Darling I can take the heartache
And the pain you put me through
But I don't think I can take
The thought of ever losing you
But, baby, I know..

That this can't last,
I know, changes gonna come,
No, this can't last forever,
Forever's much too long,
Forever's much too long,
Forever's much too long

Montage
Performed by the Band

The hours approaching, just give it your best,
You've got to reach your prime,
That’s when you need to put yourself to the test
And show us a passage of time,
We're gonna need a montage (montage),
Oh, it takes a montage (montage)

Show a lot of things happing at once,
Remind everyone of what’s going on (what’s going on?)
And with every shot you show a little improvement
To show it all would take to long,
That’s called a montage, (montage)
Oh, we want montage (montage)

And anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage, (montage)
Even Rocky had a montage (montage)

(Montage…montage)

Anything that we want to go from just a beginner to a pro,
You need a montage, (montage)
Oh, it takes a montage (montage)

Always fade out in a montage,
If you fade out, it seem like more time
Has passed in a montage,
Montage

Pinky & the Brain
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

They're Pinky and The Brain,
Yes, Pinky and The Brain,
One is a genius,
The other's insane

They're laboratory mice,
Their genes have been spliced,
They're dinky,
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain

Before each night is done,
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun,
They'll take over the world

They're Pinky and The Brain,
Yes, Pinky and The Brain,
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain

To prove their mousey worth,
They'll overthrow the Earth,
They're dinky,
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Narf!

Ace Lightning theme song
Perfomred by the Band

It's hard to take a stand,
It's hard to do whats right,
No matter how scared you are,
You've got to stand and fight
but we don't have to play this game all alone

'Cause there's a hero,
Theres a hero in the stars,
When a hero stands beside you,
You can hear them call
There's a hero,
There's a hero in the stars,
There's a hero in the stars

You have to do what's right,
You have to do whats good,
It's hard to stand and fight
When you're misunderstood
But we don't have to play this game all alone

'Cause there's a hero,
Theres a hero in the stars,
When a hero stands beside you,
You can hear them call
There's a hero,
There's a hero in the stars,
There's a hero in the stars

The world can be such a lonely place
When there's not much help for you at home,
When I'm in trouble, I can count on Ace,
I don't have to play this game all alone

'Cause there's a hero,
Theres a hero in the stars,
When a hero stands beside you,
You can hear them call
There's a hero,
There's a hero in the stars,
'Cause there's a hero,
Theres a hero in the stars,
When a hero stands beside you,
You can hear them call
There's a hero,
There's a hero in the stars,
There's a hero in the stars

i love this! :happyface

"You look at me" Performed by Scott Baio and Erin Moran

Something magic in the way you hold me in your eyes
No one ever warned me love just takes you by surprise
I don't know what's come over me, you've got my hypnotized
when you look at me.

You look at me, soft as any touch could be
And suddenly, there's magic when you look at me
I feel like I'm in heaven every moment when
You look at me

You look at me, and suddenly I'm captured in your eyes
You look at me

Marty McFly
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

My name is Marty
And I live In Hill Valley,
I like to skateboard and play guitar,
I overdrived the amp and flew far

I skated to school and found Jennifer,
I was tardy, that was four,
Mr. Strickland yelled at me,
He said "No McFly has ever amounted to anything in the history of Hill Valley"

My name is Marty McFly,
There's just something that makes me see time fly,
These bad things keep on happenin' to me
'Cause ain't nothin' gonna change but history

I tried out for the dance,
They said we were just to loud,
They didn't even give us a chance
So Jennifer tells me to send in my tape,
I guess it's just she can't wait
To take the car up to the lake
For our date

But the car's wrecked
All because of Biff,
I was waitin to take the car,
Being so patient
But it's just my dad isn't good at confrintations

My name is Marty McFly,
There's just something that makes me see time fly,
These bad things keep on happenin' to me
'Cause ain't nothin' gonna change but history

Rockin' Through The Rye
Perfomed by the Band

If a body digs a body
Rockin' through the rye,
If a body digs a body
Need a body cry?
Every lassie digs a laddie,
Nane they say, hey I,
Yet all the lassies rock with me
When rockin' through the rye

The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
There ain't stoppin' if, man they're boppin',
Gang-a-wild, gang-a-wild, go man go
Bonny me lassie is on the beat,
Bonny me lassie is rockin' reet,
I'd be laddie it's a fittin' and I had it,
Gang-a-wild, let's go rockin' in the rye,
Let's rock this way, says Bonny
And the blue bells lost the blues,
They were jumpin' in the heather
Like a knocked out feather,
Hey, dig that crazy news!

The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
Man let's give it up, give it up, give it up,
Gang-a-wild, let's go rockin' in the rye

Let's rock this way, says Bonny
And the blue bells lost the blues,
They were jumpin' in the heather
Like a knocked out feather,
They dig that crazy news! Hoot!
The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
The Campbells are rockin' the blues away,
Man let's live it up, live it up, live it up,
Gang-a-wild, let's go rockin' in the rye,
Gang-a-wild, let's go rockin' in the rye,
Gang-a-wild, let's go rockin' in the rye

Hillbilly Highway
Perofrmed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

My grandaddy was a miner but he finally saw the light,
He didn't have much, just a beat-up truck and a dream about a better life,
Grandmama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound,
Pretty soon the dirt road turned into blacktop, Detroit City bound

Down that hillbilly highway,
That hillbilly highway,
Hillbilly highway
Goes on and on

He worked and saved his money so that one day he might send
My old man off to college to use his brains and not his hands
Grandmama cried when she waved goodbye, never heard such a lonesome sound
But daddy had himself a good job in Houston, one more rollin' down

Down that hillbilly highway,
That hillbilly highway,
Hillbilly highway
Goes on and on

Grandaddy rolled over in his grave the day that I quit school,
I just sat around the house playin' my guitar, Daddy said I was a fool,
My mama cried when I said goodbye, I never heard such a lonesome sound
Now I'm standin' on this highway and if you're going my way,
You know where I'm bound

Get Ready For The Thunderbirds
Perfomed by the Band

5, 4, 3, 2, and 1, let's go, come on now,
Get ready for the thunderbirds

Tell me, where does the real love exist?
So soon the channel becomes interesting for me,
So why since then, beyond the news seems to be a faraway cloudy sky

A person alone cannot form a harmony
But when they are all gathered, a melody is resound naturally,
Listen, inside the wind a beat is heard,
The very important priority! Get ready to go!

That's right, you can always be a hero when you have someone important,
That dream shoot through the white clouds, understanding the freedom, perceiving the dawn,
That's right you can always be a hero for the sake of someone important,
That is a sesonance called vibration,
My name is Thunderbird, always your Thunderbird

Get ready for the Thunderbirds

That's right, the real love exists here,
Your sight is when your eyes closed and listen to your heart,
Pure mind relates voice to voice and always searching for a place for captivating each other,
Both of my hands are only to caress you hair when you were in tears,
No matter how much policies I piled up, I won't surrender,
It's the critical point, Get ready to go!

That's right, you can always be a hero when you have someone you want to protect,
I jump over the vast blue sea and collecting miracles while flying down,
That's right, you can be a hero for the sake of someone you want to protect,
Oh, you, Keep your hearing clear and wait,
My name is thunderbird, always your thunderbird

Hey, let's fly out! Let your pulse noisily throbbed,
Entagle the wish that engraved your dream in the world,
Hey, let's fly out! Let your pulse throbbed in noise!
Entagle the wish that engraved your dream in the wind

I will always searching for your voice
Even though it is mingled in whatever noises,
Oh thunder, show me the destination of my life,
Toward your side, toward your heart

That's right, always become a hero for the sake of someone you want to protect,
That's why please surely wait for me there,
My name is Thunderbird, the shinning wing Thunderbird

Get ready for Thunderbirds,
5, 4, 3, 2, and 1, Get ready for the thunderbirds

Early One Morning
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Early one morning just as the sun was rising,
I heard a maiden singing in the valley below,
Oh don't deceive me; oh never leave me,
How could you use a poor maiden so.

Remember, remember your vows to marry,
Remember, remember your promise to be true,
Oh don't deceive me; oh never leave me,
How could you use a poor maiden so.

Gay is the garland and fresh are the roses,
I call from my garden to bind upon thy brow,
Oh don't deceive me; oh never leave me,
How could you use a poor maiden so.

Thus sang the maiden, her sorrows be wailing,
Thus sang the pretty maiden in the valley below,
Oh don't deceive me; oh never leave me,
How could you use a poor maiden so.

Early one morning just as the sun was rising,
I heard a maiden singing in the valley below,
Oh, don't deceive me; oh, never leave me,
How could you use poor maiden so.

Venger's Rockabilly Song
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

There's another little world that I oughta see,
It's mysterious as my poppa told me,
Venger's a bad guy who ain't too clean,
He's real low down and he's kinda mean

Venger, Venger, trouble looks for you,
Venger, Venger, things you get into,
A bad guy's gotta do what a bad guy's gotta do, yeah

One scream for Venger and you're in trouble,
If he gotta cut on the double,
We'll be happy that he'd be gone,
Plus we'll be rockin' all day long

Venger, Venger, trouble looks for you,
Venger, Venger, things you get into,
A bad guy's gotta do what a bad guy's gotta do, yeah

Dungeon Master's ranger shoots into a tree
While his barabrian and magician create a ragin' sea,
His thief disappears 'cause she likes it like that
With help from his cavalier and acrobat

At the crack of dawn, Venger disappears
And he can kiss my ass in 100 years,
That guy looks like he never saw a doc,
C'mon, Everybody, let's do the Realm rock

Venger, Venger, trouble looks for you,
Venger, Venger, things you get into,
A bad guy's gotta do what a bad guy's gotta do, yeah

A bad guy's gotta do what a bad guy's gotta do, yeah

Quest World Rock
Performed by Leather & the Suedes

Monster in Quest World,
Villans on the loose,
Get on Quest World trains,
We ain't callin' a truce

Quest team, Quest team, the things you get into,
Quest team, Quest team, trouble looks for you,
A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do

The gang's runnin' wild,
There's no single doubt,
The gang gets together
For something to talk about

Quest team, Quest team, who is blamin' who,
Quest team, Quest team, the things you get into,
You better watch out 'cause the Candy Man's comin' for you

Race Bannon's wild while he rocks 'n' rolls
And who knows what's wrong with Jonny and Jessie alone,
Benton's in the lead and Hadji's not sure,
Estella cartwheels when she falls on the floor

Dragons in the dark,
Venger's creepin' thru the night,
Surd's gone wild,
Hey, who shut out the light?

Quest team, Quest team, the things you get into,
Quest team, Quest team, trouble looks for you,
A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do

Well, a hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do, yeah

Spin That 45
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Baby, won't you spin that 45 just one more time,
I just can't live without it, it makes me feel so fine,
I know we played it all night long,
I know you think it's wrong
But I just can't live without it
'Cause, baby, it's my song

I spent so many hours both day and night,
Trying to get the words to sound just right,
I couldn't sleep, I couldn't talk,
I even lost my appetite,
Trying to write that song man, was getting like a fight

Oh, baby, won't you spin that 45 just one more time,
I just can't live without it, it makes me feel so fine,
I know we played it all night long,
I know you think it's wrong
But I just can't live without it
'Cause, baby, it's my song

Oh, baby won't you spin that 45 just one more time,
I just can't live without it, it makes me feel so fine,
I know we played it all night long,
I know you think it's wrong
But I just can't live without it
'Cause, baby, it's my song

My teachers thought that I had gone quite mad,
My friends, my dog, my cat, my mom and dad,
I'd hum and sing all day and night,
Trying to find that tune,
Strangest sounds you ever heard were coming from my room

Oh, baby, won't you spin that 45 just one more time,
I just can't live without it, it makes me feel so fine,
I know we played it all night long,
I know you think it's wrong
But I just can't live without it
'Cause, baby, it's my song,
Baby, it's my song,
Baby, it's my song!

Manly!
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph, Richie Cunningham, Lori Beth Allen and Jennifer Jerome

It used to be enough to be strong and good
And tough and go try whatever hasn't been tried
But now I'm a jerk with a brain that doesn't work
If I don't consult my feminine side of what it is to be manly.

Manly!

Maybe we should stay here and hug,
Would that be more manly?

Manly!

Oh, kill me now, I think I squashed a bug.

I can show that I care. I can cry, I can share,
Got my brain in a sensitive whirl,
But please tell me why being such a modern guy
Makes me feel like a bearded girl,
I guess that's not manly.

Manly!

I do nothing, but hey, I feel, I feel mighty manly.

Manly!

I'm so excited I just might scream.

I'm proud to be the home of a Y chromosome,
I'm proud this hair is growing on my chin,
Let's get the hell out there,
Find those girls for who we care

We won't be back till we can bring 'em in,
We're gonna be manly.

Manly!

Hang on, help is on the way,
It's time to be manly.

Manly!

Manly!

Enormous Weiner
Performed by the Band

Whenever life gets you down,
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you're all out of hope,
Down at the end of your rope
And nobody's there to throw you a line

If you ever get so low that you don't know which way to go,
Come on and take a walk in my shoes,
Never worry bout a thing,
Got the world on a string
'Cause I've got the cure for all of my blues (all of his blues)

I take a look at my enormous weiner
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got a sing and a dance when I glance in my pants
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And everything is goin' my way

WEINER

Everybody,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And my troubles start a-meltin' away,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And the happy times are coming to stay

I got great big amounts in the place where it counts
And the feeling's like a sunshiney day,
I take a look at my enormous weiner
And everything is goin' my way, (my trouser monster)
Everything is going' my way, (my meat is murder)
Everything is goin' my way, (size doesn't matter)
Everything is goin' my waaaaaay,
Yeah

Let's Go Kenka Suru
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Subarashii chinchin mono,
Kintama no kame aru,
Sore no oto ha "saru bobo",
Iie! Ninja ga imasu,
Hey hey let's go kenka suru,
Taisetsu no mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love!
Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka,
Wake ga wakaranai,
Eigo ga mechakucha,
Daijobu? We do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go kenka suru...

Cuban Pete
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

They call me Cuban Pete,
I'm the king of the Rumba beat,
When I play the Maracas I go
Chick chicky boom,
Chick chicky boom

Yes, sir, I'm Cuban Pete,
I'm the craze, of my native street,
When I start to dance, everything goes
Chick chicky boom
Chick chicky boom

The senorita's they sing
And then they swing with their lumbaro,
It's very nice,
So full of spice
And when they dance and they bring a happy ring,
They're a care-o, singing a song....
All the day long!

So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom,
Chick chicky boom,
Chick chicky boom!

He's a really modest guy,
Although he's the hottest guy,
In Havana, in Havana

Si Senorita, I know that you would like to chicky boom chick,
It's very nice,
So full of spice,
I place my hand on your hip and if you will just give me your hand,
Then we shall try,
Just you and I...AYE-AYE-AYE,
So if you like the beat,
Take a lesson from Cuban Pete
And I'll teach you to
Chick chicky boom,
Chick chicky boom,
Chick chicky boom!

(Various made up words)
Ow!
See Ya!

I'm So Beautiful
Performed by the Band

Out, out tonight,
Feel like going out in the night,
I'm gonna walk the street, walk the street,
I wanna feel the heat feel the heat,
There ain't nobody better than me,
Can't you see? Look at me!

Wild, feelin' wild
And I'm burnin' up deep inside,
I wanna let it go, let it go,
I'm gonna steal the show, steal the show,
There ain't nobody better than me,
Can't you see? Look at me!

I'm so beautiful,
You've gotta believe that I am beautiful,
I'm so beautiful, can't you see? Look at me,
I said I'm so beautiful,
Well, everybody's welcome to this point of view,
We're all beautiful, can't you see?

I'm feelin' high,
I'm really gonna shake it through the night,
I'm gonna nail the beat to the floor,
I'm gonna make you scream, scream for more,
There ain't nobody better than me,
Can't you see? Look at me!

I'm so beautiful,
You've gotta believe that I am beautiful,
I'm so beautiful, can't you see? Look at me,
I said I'm so beautiful,
Well, everybody's welcome to this point of view,
We're all beautiful, can't you see?

The Best Of Everything
Performed by Warren 'Potise' Weber

You can't expect a true gourmet
To settle for mere fish flambe,
My diet screams for triple-star,
Beluga caviar

And cream by any other name
Cannot compare with French champagne
So pop the cork and tip your hat,
A toast to me, Fat Cat

I want the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at my beck and call,
I'll make them crawl,
You know I want it all

My velvet tux is tailor-made,
Embroidered silk and jeweled brocade,
My good taste is so refined,
I demand the top of the line

Oh, I've hand-crushed Greek volcanic rocks
To line my lacquered litterbox,
A fine Italian marble bust,
Engraved "In Fat Cat we Trust"

He wants the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at his beck and call,
He'll make them crawl,
You know he wants it all

He wants the best of everything,
Golden crowns and diamond rings,
Servants at his beck and call,
I'll make them crawl,
You know I want it all

La, la, la!

I Need A Man
Performed by Leather Tuscadero

Well, I need a man, I need a man, I need a man to love,
I need a man, I need a man, I need a man to hug,
I need a man to love-a me,
I need a man to hug-a me,
Well, I need someone I can tell my troubles to,
I've got me pups and a Persian cat
And I cant be satisfied with no pet,
I need a man to love-a me,
I need a man to hug-a me

Well, I need someone I can tell my troubles to,
I have plenty of cash and a fine mink coat
But they just can't give me what I need the most,
I need a man to love-a me,
I need a man to hug-a me,
Well, I need someone I can tell my troubles to

Well, there's just one thing that I can't see,
There's a world full of men, but there's none for me,
I need a man to love-a me,
I need a man to hug-a me

Well, I need someone I can tell my troubles to,
Well the man I want must be like this,
Tries too easy, two lips that kiss,
I need a man to love-a me,
I need a man to hug-a me,
Well, I need someone I can tell my troubles to

Do It
Performed by the Band

I'm gonna rock,
I'm gonna bop,
I'm gonna do it....
All night long,
I met you, girl
And you seemed allright
But you didn't want me to stay
Up all night
But I'm rocking 'till the break of dawn

I'm shakin',
I'm not breakin',
I'm gonna do it....
All night long,
I met you, girl
And you seemed allright
But you didn't want me to stay
Up all night
But I'm rocking 'till the break of dawn

You said your love was true
And I believed in you
But you don't understand,
I'm a rocking man

Shakin',
I'm not breakin',
I'm gonna do it....
All night long,
I met you, girl
And you seemed allright
But you didn't want me to stay
Up all night
But I'm rocking 'till the break of dawn

Now you call again
'Cause you need a friend
but I say; where were you,
when I needed you

Rock,
I'm gonna bop,
I'm gonna do it....
All night long,
I met you, girl
And you seemed allright
But you didn't want me to stay
Up all night
But I'm rocking 'till the break of dawn

We Gotta Go
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber and Leather Tuscadero

I know a place in this ole town
Where the cats all fool around,
The place is called The Hideaway
Where we rock 'till break of day

The band keeps playing at a furious speed,
The cats are ready for a brand new beat,
Let's all go to the hideaway
Where we rock 'till break of day

Man keeps talking inside my head,
Gotta move on but the lights are red,
Tonight

We gotta Go Go Go,
We gotta Go Go Go,
We gotta Go,
Singing high, singing Low Low Low

Don't you fear that the band will stop,
All the rockabillies are gonna get them up,
Let's all go to the hideaway
Where we rock 'till break of day,
I know a place in this ole town
Where the cats all fool around,
The place is called The Hideaway
Where we rock 'till break of day

Don't you fear that the band will stop,
All the rockabillies are gonna get them up,
Let's all go to the hideaway
Where we rock 'till break of day

Cool Cat
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I'm a real cool cat and I never make a slip,
Cross the bridge when the river's too deep,
When the sun goes down,
That's when I'll be around,
Fighting my way to the heart of the town

Well, I was born in the alley where the sun don't shine,
They don't grow flowers and they walk the line,
I lost my heart but I rather like the stone
'Cause it can't break and you'll never be alone

Well, I'm a real cool cat and I never make a slip,
Cross the bridge when the river's too deep,
When the sun goes down,
That's when I'll be around,
Fighting my way to the heart of the town

A-well, it won't take long 'til the day that I die
An' I don't pray an' I wouldn't know why,
I walk on tall leave the blues behind,
If you wanna fight,
Change your mind

'Cos, I'm a real cool cat and I never make a slip,
Cross the bridge when the river's too deep
When the sun goes down,
That's when I'll be around,
Fighting my way to the heart of the town

Well, I'm a real cool cat and I never make a slip,
Cross the bridge when the river's too deep,
When the sun goes down,
That's when I'll be around,
Fighting my way to the heart of the town

You Do
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber and Jennifer Jerome

Who's got the greates gal around?
You do, who's got the sweetest man in town?
You do, who's got a guy who makes her smile all day?
By the way, I'm not so bad to look at either

Who's got a guy with lots of brains?
You do, who's got a girl who loves chow mein?
You do,
Who's got the greatest love in the world?
You do
And you do!
Thank goodness I got you!

Who's got a guy to tell her jokes?
You do, who's got a girl to show the folks?
You do,
Who's got a girl he'd like to one day undress?
Give it a rest! I told you not until we're married.

Who's got the girl with all the snaz?
You do, who's got the fella with pizaz?
You do, who's got the greatest love in the world?
You do
And you do,
Thank goodness I got you!

While You're Twisting, I'm Still Breathing
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

I tear myself apart and throw it on the ground in front of you
(Can't hide that I'm a social wreck)
And though I sit within the wounds that one day could destroy me,
Sometimes, it's hard to find my friends

And as far as I can see it,
I ain't got nothin' else
And with all that you've taken from me,
Well, go ahead and answer that yourself

This twisted world can sometimes seem like it's caving in around me
But I will not let it waste my mind
And though you're holding out on what lets me know where I stand,
Sometimes it makes it worse to know I ever trusted you

And as far as I can see it,
Hell, I ain't got nothing else
And with all that you've taken from me,
Well, go ahead and answer that yourself
And as far as I can see it,
Hell, I ain't got nothing else
And with all that you've taken from me,
Well, go ahead and answer that yourself

Don't don't try it with me
But don't, don't tell me lies
And then call it some kind of truth,
Go ahead and walk me walk closer, escort me to the edge,
Push me, push me, I don't care
'Cause I'll keep coming back,
Slightly stronger despite the worlds you've left and unbled and said,
Well, just keep your twisting, keep your twisting
But I'll keep breathing, I keep breathing

We Came To Kill
Performed by Leather Tuscadero and Warren 'Potsie' Weber

In black of the night, we stalk our prey,
Surprise attack, we drum away,
Take a chance, do what you will
But never forget, we came to kill

We came to kill, we're gonna rock you,
We came to kill, no one can stop us,
We came to kill, we're gonna rock you
Like nobody will

One night attack, we put up stage,
I'll take your life as I pound away,
All gather 'round, do what you will
On through the night, we're in for the kill

We came to kill, we're gonna rock you,
We came to kill, no one can stop us,
We came to kill, we're gonna rock you
Like nobody will

The screams that you hear, we know they're you own
But look around, you're not alone,
Join the fight, do what you will,
The pleas will never help, come to kill

Turn My Back On You
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I come along one day and I caught you
Makin' love with someone new,
I thought you was my baby
And I took it you love me true
Then, I come along and find you makin' love to someone new

You haunt the honky-tonk places on the side of town,
All you wanna do is knock a man's heart down,
I thought you was my baby
And I took it you love me true
Then I come along and find
You making love to someone new

Well, tears were flowing from my eyes,
Oh wee, baby, what a surprise,
I love you with all my heart
And now it's broken all apart,
Bye-bye baby, I said bye-bye to you,
Bye-bye baby, I guess I'm gonna go again,
I'm gonna swing around, honey,
Gonna turn my back on you
(Oh, swing around!)

I'm gonna swing around, honey,
Gonna turn my back on you,
You broke a million hearts,
You won't break mine,
Not now or any other time,
I thought you was my baby
And I took it you love me true
Then I come along and find
You making love to someone new

Well, I'm gonna turn my back on you,
I'm gonna turn my back on you,
I'm gonna swing around, honey,
Gonna turn my back on you,
Well, I'm gonna turn my back, back, back,
Honey, turn my back, back, back,
Baby, turn my back, back, back,
Honey, turn my back, back, back,
I'm gonna swing around, honey,
Gonna turn my back on you,
Back, back, back

I have a some ideas in mind:

"Photographs & Memories" by Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Afternoon Delight" by Warren "Potsie" Webber, Ralph Malph, K.C. Cunningham & Jenny Piccalo

"Leather & Lace" by Joanie Cunningham and Chachi Arcola

"Feeling Stronger Every Day" by Warren "Potsie" Webber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

"MacArthur Park" by Leather Tuscadero & the Suedes

"Emotion" by K.C. Cunningham

"When Will I See You Again?" by K.C. & Joanie Cunningham, Jennifer Jerome and Lori Beth Allen

"Come Get Your Love" by Chachi Arcola and Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Hard to Say" by Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Falling" by Ralph Malph and Jenny Piccalo

"We're All Alone" by Leather Tuscadero

"Bad Time" by Lori Beth Allen and Jennifer Jerome

I know that's 12, but having an imagination never hurts, especailly if it involves most of the HD gang, that have been on stage at Arnold's Diner.

I have a some ideas in mind:

"Photographs & Memories" by Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Afternoon Delight" by Warren "Potsie" Webber, Ralph Malph, K.C. Cunningham & Jenny Piccalo

"Leather & Lace" by Joanie Cunningham and Chachi Arcola

"Feeling Stronger Every Day" by Warren "Potsie" Webber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

"MacArthur Park" by Leather Tuscadero & the Suedes

"Emotion" by K.C. Cunningham

"When Will I See You Again?" by K.C. & Joanie Cunningham, Jennifer Jerome and Lori Beth Allen

"Come Get Your Love" by Chachi Arcola and Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Hard to Say" by Warren "Potsie" Webber

"Falling" by Ralph Malph and Jenny Piccalo

"We're All Alone" by Leather Tuscadero

"Bad Time" by Lori Beth Allen and Jennifer Jerome

I know that's 12, but having an imagination never hurts, especailly if it involves most of the HD gang, that have been on stage at Arnold's Diner.

They're all great and I ain't bein' rude or nothing but MacArthur Park is the worst song ever performed

They're all great and I ain't bein' rude or nothing but MacArthur Park is the worst song ever performed

What about "Seasons in the Sun"? Do you think that should be in place of "MacArthur Park"?

Bad Blood (A Neil Sedaka song)

Performed By

Chachi Arcola and Joanie Cunningham

It coulda been me but it was you
Who went and bit off a little bit more than he could chew
You said that you had it made, but you been had
The woman no good, no how, thinkin' maybe the blood is bad

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
The woman was born to lie
Makes promises she can't keep
With the wink on an eye

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
Brother, you've been deceived
It's bound to change you mind
About all you believe

>From where I stand, it looks mighty strange
How you let a woman like that treat you like small change
I don't understand what you're lookin' to find
The only thing bad blood do is mess up a good man's mind

SPOKEN: Hear me talkin' now

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
The bitch is in her smile
The lie is on her lips
Such an evil child

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
Is takin' you for a ride
The only good thing about bad blood
Is lettin' it slide

Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood, talkin' 'bout bad blood

Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Doo-ron, doo-ron, di di, dit, dit, ron-ron
Bad blood
SPOKEN: Here we go

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
The bitch is in her smile
The lie is on her lips
Such an evil child

Bad (ba-a-ad) blood (blo-o-od)
Is takin' you for a ride
The only thing good about bad blood
Is lettin' it slide

The only good thing about bad blood
Is lettin' it slide

What about "Seasons in the Sun"? Do you think that should be in place of "MacArthur Park"?

I'm sorry but I hate that song too, how about a rock track instead, okay?

I'm sorry but I hate that song too, how about a rock track instead, okay?

Final offer-what about "When It's Over"?

Okay, When It's Over it is

Catch Me If You Can
Performed by the Band with Leather and the Suedes

I gotta run away from Dr Surd,
He's always on my tail,
He's comin' so I better run
'Cause he knows I never fail

Holy crap, it's Dr Surd,
He thinks that he's a big man,
Let me tell you somethin', Surd,
Just catch me of you can

Surd won't leave me all by myself,
He gives me such a fright,
If I was followin' that jerk,
I'd do it like he did last night

Holy crap, it's Dr Surd,
He thinks that he's a big man,
Let me tell you somethin', Surd,
Just catch me of you can

Would you believe what my friends told me,
Surd is bein' such a big baby,
Okay, People, I don't understand,
Who was the girl holdin' his assistant's hand?

I gotta run away from Dr Surd, (Dr Surd)
He's always on my tail,
He's comin' so I better run (Better run)
'Cause he knows I never fail

Holy crap, it's Dr Surd,
He thinks that he's a big man,
Let me tell you somethin', Surd,
Just catch me of you can

Holy crap, it's Dr Surd,
He thinks that he's a big man,
Let me tell you somethin', Surd,
Just catch me of you can

Holy crap, it's Dr Surd,
He thinks that he's a big man,
Let me tell you somethin', Surd,
Just catch me of you can

I Am Over You
Performed by Lori Beth Allen and Jennifer Jerome

Here I am once again
Picking up the pieces
Of the mess you've made,
I'm over you spoiling the fun,
Give it a rest,
Clean your own mess

You have no control
Over everything that's passed.
Leave it be,
Don't mess with me,
I am over you
And over what you've done

You always get what you want,
What about me?
I've had my losses too,
Tokens you took from me, ooooh,
I am over you,
The spotlight belongs to me,
Tonight

You have no control
Over everything that's passed.
Leave it be,
Don't mess with me,
I am over you
And over what you've done

Is all this pain a part of your game?
You were the one who started this!
Keep yourself out of my life (it's mine)
But you were the one to enter mine first,
I've kept to myself and kept my friends close
Yet I've always been your enemy?

I've seen you as a threat, never as a foe
But you tried to hurt the ones I loved?
Does getting what I want make me a threat?
It's what you do that makes you so,
It's who I am and I won't change
Then you'll find yourself as you are now

Stay away from me,
I am over you

Rock with the Caveman
Performed by the Band

The old-time cave dweller lived in a cave,
Here's what he did when he wanted a rave,
He took a stick and he drew on the wall,
Man, I've heard he had himself a ball

Rock with the caveman,
Roll with the caveman,
Shake with the caveman,
Break with the caveman, oh boy,
Make with the caveman,
Stalactite, stalagmite, hold your baby very tight

His way with women was rather neat,
He'd love a girl right off her feet,
You know that lyric writers never lie,
It's where they got the sayin' "starry eye"

Rock with the caveman,
Roll with the caveman,
Shake with the caveman,
Break with the caveman, oh boy,
Make with the caveman,
Stalactite, stalagmite, hold your baby very tight

Piltdown poppa sings this song,
Archeology's done me wrong,
British Museum's got my head,
Most unfortunate 'cause I ain't dead

Rock with the caveman,
Roll with the caveman,
Shake with the caveman,
Break with the caveman, oh boy,
Make with the caveman

C.A.V.E... M.A.N. CAVEMAN!

I Could Be So Good For You
Performed by the Band

If you want to, I'll change the situation,
Right people, right time, just the wrong location,
I've got a good idea, just you keep me near,
I'd be so good for you

I could be so good for you, I'm gonna help ya,
Love ya like you want me to,
I'd do anything for you,
I'd be so good for you

I could be so good for you,
I'll do it like you want me to,
Love you like you want me to,
There ain't nothin' I can't go through,
I'd be so goo-ood for you

Sometimes when you're feelin' like a poor relation,
Call on me and I'll give you more than conversation,
Take an' shake it, hey, it's a deal
And, big brother, I'll make you heal,
I'll be so good for you

I could be so good for you, I'll be right by your side,
Love you like you want me to,
There ain't nothin' you can hide from me,
I'd be so good for you

I could be so good for you, I'm your man,
Love you like you want me to,
I'll tell you nothin', there ain't nothin', nothin' I cannot do,
I'll be so good for you

Don't ask me no questions, I'll tell ya no lies,
Use my shoulder to rest on,
I will be right by your side,
I will be your ear tonight

I could be so good for you, I'm the one you really need,
Love you like you want me to,
I can even help you breathe,
I'll be so goo-ood for you

I can make the good times roll, make 'em roll,
Love you with my heart and soul, that's right,
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, I'd be so good for you

Cruisin' for Bruisin'
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

The rebel's out tonight, we're gonna paint the town,
We're gonna rock it right and turn the up side down,
We're gonna rock 'n' roll,
We're gonna bop 'n' do the boogie all night long

There were some sneaky guys that laughed up on our looks,
They mocked on Rockabilly and it looks,
We're gonna fight tonight,
We'll have a Rockabilly Rumble goin' out tonight

We got a Teddy Boy Rumble movin' out tonight,
We got a Rockabilly Rumble movin' on to fight
And if you're crusin' for a bruisin', step inside

With drapecoats lookin' high along with creeper shoes
And ducktails greased up high we know that we can't lose,
We're gonna bop all night
But if you wanna start a rumble, don't you hide

The chains, the switchblades 'n' the rest,
The music plays loud on it's best,
The cat's are rumbling all apart
'Cause trouble runs into their blood
With beers 'n' whiskey they can rock on glad

We got a Teddy Boy Rumble movin' out tonight,
We got a Rockabilly Rumble movin' on to fight
And if you're crusin' for a bruisin', step inside

Baby Sittin'
Perfomed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, a-baby, baby, come do some baby sittin' with me,
Well, it's Saturday night and the folks aren't home, you see,
Well, I'm a nice little boy, so don't be afraid,
Just kiss, hug, ooh yeah...
Baby, baby, do some baby sittin' with me,
Baby sittin'... mmmmm...

The baby's sleepin' so I don't think he'll make us any fuss,
Well, there ain't nobody else at home to bother us,
Well, a-turn down the lights, just to watch me ignite,
We're gonna kiss, hug, ooh yeah...
Baby, baby, do some baby sittin' with me,
Baby sittin'... mmmmm...

Oh yeah, we're gonna tuck him in,
Oh yeah, now it's my lovely girl,
Oh yeah, you are my baby-babe,
Oh yeah, let's do some baby sittin',
Oh-oh-oh-oh-ooooooooh

Oh yeah, let's do some baby sittin',
Oh yeah, let's do some baby sittin',
Oh yeah, let's do some baby sittin'

Bésame Mucho
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Bésame, bésame mucho,
Each time, I cling to your kiss, I hear music divine,
Bésame mucho,
Hold me my darling and say that you'll always be mine

This joy is something new,
My arms enfolding you,
Never knew this thrill before
Whoever thought I'd be,
Holding you close to me,
Whispering "It's you I adore"

Dearest one,
If you should leave me,
Each little dream would take wing and my life would be through,
Bésame mucho,
Love me forever and make all my dreams come true

Sweet Boppin' Baby
Performed by the Band

Well, she can bop to the left she can bop to the right,
She can bop the blues all through the night,
She's the boppin-est gal in town, she's the boppin-est gal in town,
Well, my sweet rockin' baby is the boppin-est gal in town

She can keep you in the corner till the cats have gone
With the wigglin' and the squirmin' and carryin' on,
She's the boppin-est gal in town, she's the boppin-est gal in town,
Well, my sweet rockin' baby is the rockin-est gal in town

Well, when the dance is over and it's time to say goodnight,
My sweet rockin' baby, she don't wanna say goodnight,
She's the boppin-est gal in town, she's the boppin-est gal in town,
Well, my sweet rockin' baby is the boppin-est gal in town

Well, if you like to do the rock, if you like to do the roll,
Take my sweet rockin' baby and do the rock and roll,
She's the boppin-est gal in town, she's the rollin-est gal in town,
Well, my sweet rockin' baby is the rockin-est gal in town

Wildcat Tamer
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

I'm a wildcat tamer and I'm gonna try my hand on you,
I'm a wildcat tamer and I'm gonna try my hand on you,
When I get you, baby, I'm gonna see what I can do

You had Tom, Dick and Harry eatin' out of your hand
But when I get you, baby, I'm gonna bring you under my command,
I'm a wildcat tamer and I'm gonna try my hand on you,
When I got you, baby, I'm gonna see what I can do

You had Tom doin' the dishes, Harry scrubbin' the floor,
You had Dick washin' your underwear but oh-baby-oh,
I'm a wildcat tamer and I'm gonna try my hand on you,
When I get you, baby, I'm gonna see what I can do

I trained lions in the jungle, wild horses on the ranch
But when I get you, baby, there's gonna be a great big change,
I'm a wildcat tamer and I'm gonna try my hand on you,
When I get you, baby, I'm gonna see what I can do,
Yes, I do...

Gene's on the Jukebox
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

Well, be-bop-a-lula, he's my guy
And all you cats you gotta know why
'Cause b-i-bickey-bi-bo-go,
Grab your girl and go-go

Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight,
Well, I never seen no red blue jeans
But we all know what that cat means
'Cause b-i-bickey-bi-bo-go,
Grab your girl and go-go,
Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight

Well, we ain't got no flying feet
But me and Gene got a whole lotta beat
'Cause b-i-bickey-bi-bo-go,
Grab your girl and go-go

Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight,
Come on, bop with Gene now!

Well, be-bop-a-lula, he's my guy
And all you cats you gotta know why
'Cause b-i-bickey-bi-bo-go,
Grab your girl and go-go

Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight

Oh, Gene's on the jukebox,
Gene's on the jukebox,
Yeah, Gene's on the jukebox,
Well, Gene's on the jukebox,
Well, Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight

Oh well, Gene's on the jukebox,
Gene's on the jukebox,
Oh, Gene's on the jukebox,
We got Billy an' Berry an' Buddy on the jukebox,
Well, Gene's on the jukebox,
We're all gonna bop tonight

Flagpole Sitta
Perfomred by the Band

I had visions, I was in them,
I was looking into the mirror
To see a little bit clearer,
The rottenness and evil in me

Fingertips have memories,
Mine can't forget the curves of your body
And when I feel a bit naughty,
I run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
(But no one ever does)

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot 'cause I'm in hell

Been around the world and found
That only stupid people are breeding,
The cretins cloning and feeding
And I don't even own a TV

Put me in the hospital for nerves
And then they had to commit me,
You told them all I was crazy,
They cut off my legs now I'm an amputee, Goddamn you

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell,
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live so well

I wanna publish 'zines
And rage against machines,
I wanna pierce my tongue,
It doesn't hurt, it feels fine,
The trivial sublime,
I'd like to turn off time
And kill my mind,
You kill my mind,
Mind...

Paranoia, paranoia,
Everybody's comin' to get me,
Just say you never met me,
I'm runnin' underground with the moles,
Diggin' holes,
Hear the voices in my head,
I swear to God it sounds like they're snoring
But if you're bored then you're boring,
The agony and the irony, they're killing me, whoa!

I'm not sick but I'm not well
And I'm so hot cause I'm in hell,
I'm not sick but I'm not well
And it's a sin to live this well

(One, two, three, four!)

Wake me Up when September Ends
Performed by the Band

Summer has come and passed,
The innocent can never last,
Wake me up when September ends

Like my father's come to pass,
Seven years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when September ends

Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars,
Drenched in my pain again,
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost,
Wake me up when September ends

Summer has come and passed,
The innocent can never last,
Wake me up when September ends

Ring out the bells again
Like we did when spring began,
Wake me up when September ends

Here comes the rain again
Falling from the stars,
Drenched in my pain again
Becoming who we are

As my memory rests
But never forgets what I lost,
Wake me up when September ends

Summer has come and passed,
The innocent can never last,
Wake me up when September ends

Like my father's come to pass,
Twenty years has gone so fast,
Wake me up when September ends,
Wake me up when September ends,
Wake me up when September ends

I Can Dream about You
Performed by the Band

No more timing each tear that falls from my eyes,
I'm not hiding the remedy to cure this old heart of mine

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight,
I can dream about you,
You know how to hold me just right

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight,
I can dream about you,
You know how to hold me just right

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet,
Climbing up from down here below where the streets see
me lonely for you

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight,
I can dream about you,
You know how to hold me just right

I can dream about you,
I'm gonna press my lips against you and hold you tight to me,
I can dream about you,
You know you got me spellbound what else can it be

Moving sidewalks, I don't see under my feet,
Climbing up from the pain in my heart 'cause it's you that I need

I don't understand it,
I can't keep my mind off loving you,
Ooo, now, baby, I'm caught up in the magic I see in you,
There's one thing to do

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight,
I can dream about you,
You know how to hold me just right

I can dream about you
If I can't hold you tonight,
I can dream about you,
You know how to hold me just right

Maniac
Perfomed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Just a still town girl on a Saturday night,
Lookin' for the fight of her life,
In the real-time world no one sees her at all,
They all say she's crazy

Locking rhythms to the beat of her heart,
Changing woman into life,
She has danced into the danger zone
When a dancer becomes a dance

It can cut you like a knife,
If the gift becomes the fire,
On a wire between will and what will be

She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before,
She's a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

On the ice-build iron sanity is a place most never see,
It's a hard warm place of mystery,
Touch it but can't hold it

You work all your life for that moment in time,
It could come or pass you by,
It's a push of the world but there's always a chance
If the hunger stays the night

There's a cold connective heat,
Struggling, stretching for defeat,
Never stopping with her head against the wind

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before,
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

It can cut you like a knife,
If the gift becomes the fire,
On a wire between will and what will be

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before,
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before,
She's a maniac, maniac, I sure know
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Oh My God
Performed by the Band

Time on your side that will never end,
The most beautiful thing you can ever spend
But you work in a shirt with your name tag on it,
Drifting apart like a plate tectonic,
It don't matter to me
'Cos all I wanted to be
Was a million miles from here,
Somewhere more familiar

Too much time spent dragging the past up,
I didn't see you not looking when I messed up,
Settling down in your early twenties,
Sucked more blood than a backstreet dentist,
It don't matter to me
'Cos all I wanted to be
Is a million miles from here,
Somewhere more familiar

Oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home

Great rulers make for greater glory,
The only thing growing is our history,
Knock me down, I'll get right back up again,
I'll come back stronger than a powered up Pac-Man
It don't matter to me
'Cos all I wanted to be
Is a million miles from here,
Somewhere more familiar

Oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home

Oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home
And oh my god, I can't believe it,
I've never been this far away from home

Cops and Robbers
Performed by the Band

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers

We're at a revolution
And we're baying for your blood,
We're laying down the law
And your name's mud

You'd like to be a member of the human race,
You want to be a good boy
But you couldn't stand the taste

Blame Simon
Because he said
You've got two lives down
And one life left,
Blame Simon
Because he said
You could think better with a hole in your head,
You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers

Catch a revolution
Now your waging war again,
Marching on the spot when you should have made amends
'Cause you say you fight for us,
Cross your heart and hope to die,
You're the bully in the playground and we'll hang you out to dry

Blame Simon
Because he said
You've got two lives down
And one life left,
Blame Simon
Because he said
You could think better with a hole in your head,
You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
But play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers,
If we catch a criminal

Line them up against a wall and shoot them all,
Oh oh oh

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
Play cops and robbers,
Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal,
When we catch a criminal,
There's nothing we can do
Play cops and robbers,

If we catch a criminal,
There's nothing you or I can do

Line them up against a wall,
I'll get a gun and shoot them all

Hound Dog maybe?

Jessica, this one's for you:

Hound Dog
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well, they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Yeah, they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well, they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Yeah, they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

Well, they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Ya know they said you was high-classed,
Well, that was just a lie,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit
And you ain't no friend of mine

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
You ain't nothin' but a hound dog
Cryin' all the time,
Well, you ain't never caught a rabbit,
You ain't no friend of mine

In The Middle Of Nowhere
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere,
Will it soon pass me by?
In the middle of nowhere

Baby, won't you tell me
What am I to do?
I'm in the middle of nowhere
Getting nowhere with you

Mmm, where did my heart land?
In the middle of nowhere,
Where are the dreams I planned?
In the middle of nowhere

Listen to me, baby,
Listen to my plea,
I'm in the middle of nowhere
And it's worrying me

Over and over again
You tell me you need my love,
If what you say is true,
Why can't we be together?

Over and over, you tell me
I'm all that you're thinking of,
Baby, you know that I love you
But I can't wait forever

Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere,
How can you let it die?
In the middle of nowhere

Are you gonna leave me?
Leave my heart astray,
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
Come and show me the way

Over and over again,
You tell me you need my love,
Baby, you know that I love you
But I can't wait forever

Where does our love lie?
In the middle of nowhere,
How can you let it die?
In the middle of nowhere

Are you gonna leave me
And leave my heart astray,
I'm in the middle of nowhere,
Come and show me the way

Hey, where does out love lie?
Come on now,
Where does our love lie?
Right slap in the middle of nowhere,
Right slap in the middle of nowhere,
Right slap in the middle of nowhere

Sway
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

When marimba rhythms start to play
Dance with me, make me sway,
Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore,
Hold me close, sway me more,

Like a flower bending in the breeze,
Bend with me, sway with ease,
When we dance, you have a way with me,
Stay with me, sway with me

Other dancers may be on the floor,
Dear but my eyes will see only you,
Only you have that magic technique,
When we sway, I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins,
Make me thrill as only you know how,
Sway me smooth, sway me now

Sway me, make me,
Thrill me, hold me,
Bend me, ease me,
You have a way with me

Sway with me,
Sway (sway) (Sway)

Other dancers may be on the floor,
Dear but my eyes will see only you,
Only you have that magic technique,
When we sway I go weak,
I go weak

I can hear the sounds of violins
Long before it begins
Make me thrill as only you know how,
Sway me smooth, sway me now,
Make me thrill as only you know how,
Sway me smooth, sway me now,
Make me thrill as only you know how,
Sway me smooth, sway me now,
Sway me,
Sway me,
Sway me now

Relentless
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I was born overheated
Beneath the blue black sky,
They tried to cool me off,
Nice try...
Yeah, the sun don't shine
In the places I've been,
But I'm a-searching for a life
And I'm a-living in sin
I'm the source of all sorrow,
A jack of all trades,
I'm here and gone tomorrow,
I never leave a trace

I'm relentless,
I'm never satisfied,
I'll be relentless
Until the day that I die
I'm like a blackjack table,
A loaded pair of dice,
You better look out, cat,
I'll kill you twice,
I'm relentless, ah-ah

I never had to worry
About the state of affairs
With any cool little mama
Wearing beehive hair,
I pick 'em up in the morning
And jack 'em off at night
Before they know what's a-happened,
Man, I'm out of sight,
Now, if you got a little girl
And you see me hanging 'round
You better lock her up tight now,
Or get out of town

'Cause I'm relentless
I'm never satisfied,
I'll be relentless
Until the day that I die
I'm like a blackjack table,
A loaded pair of dice,
You better look out, cat,
I'll kill you twice,
Yeah, I'm relentless, ah-ah,
I'm relentless, ah-ah, mm-mm, oh yeah,
Well, I'm relentless, ah-ah, ah-ah, oh yeah,
Well, I'm relentless, ah-ah, ah-ah, oh yeah

Crazy for You
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

Swaying room as the music starts,
Strangers making the most of the dark,
Two by two, their bodies become one

I see you through the smokey air,
Can't you feel the weight of my stare,
You're so close but still a world away,
What I'm dying to say is that

I'm crazy for you,
Touch me once and you'll know it's true,
I never wanted anyone like this,
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss,
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you

Trying hard to control my heart,
I walk over to where you are,
Eye to eye, we need no words at all

Slowly now we begin to move,
Every breath, I'm deeper into you,
Soon, we two are standing still in time,
If you read my mind, you'll see

I'm crazy for you,
Touch me once and you'll know it's true,
I never wanted anyone like this,
It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss,
I'm crazy for you, crazy for you

It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you
And you know it's true,
I'm crazy, crazy for you

Wild Young Hearts
Perfomed by Leather & the Suedes

And while the city sleeps,
I won't weep because I didn't keep
My boyfriend and the summer's is here again
And the leaves are golden
Under the grand silver birch tree

While we're thinking bout the people we meet,
Dancing feet, wasters on the cover of a magazine,
People you've kissed, people you lust
And the one's that you might not
Ever remember, what's the use?

I'm not what I was last summer,
Not who I was in the spring,
Tell me, tell me, tell me when will we learn?
We love it and we leave it and we watch it burn,
Damn these wild young hearts,
Damn these wild young hearts

Now that the city's awake, my heart aches,
Oh, what a silly mistake it seems I've made,
You left your keys under my bed,
Left a thumpin in my head,
I would say sorry, what's the use?

'Cause I'm not what I was last September
And I don't wear the same robes in May
We know we shouldn't do it but we do it anyway,
We know we might regret it but it seemed ok,
Damn this wild young heart,
Damn this wild young heart,
Damn this wild young heart,

If now is forever, then what's to prove?
'Cause it won't be the same next summer
And I guess I'll see you in the spring,
Somebody tell me, tell me, tell me, when will I learn?
I love it and I leave it and I watch it burn,
Damn this wild young heart,
I told you damn this wild young heart,
Damn this wild young,
Tell me, tell me, tell me when will I learn?
Damn this wild young heart

Pencil Full of Lead
Performed by the Band

Oh, one, one, two, three, four

Oh, I've got a sheet for my bed and a pillow for my head,
I've got a pencil full of lead and some water for my throat,
I've got buttons for my coat and sails on my boat,
So much more than I needed before

I got money in the meter and a two bar heater,
Oh, now it's getting hotter, oh, it's only getting sweeter,
I got legs on my chairs and a head full of hair,
Pot and a pan and some shoes on my feet

I got a shelf full of books and most of my teeth,
A few pairs of socks and a door with a lock,
I got food in my belly and a license for my telly
And nothing's gonna bring me down

Oh, no, oh,
Oh nothing, oh nothing, nothing's gonna bring me down

I got a nice guitar and tires on my car,
I got most of the means and scripts for the scenes,
I'm out and about so I'm in with a shout,
I got a fair bit of chat but better than that

Food in my belly and a license for my telly
And nothing's going to bring me down

Oh, nothing, oh, nothing,
Nothing's going to bring me down, oh

But best of all, I've got my baby,
Oh, best of all, I've got my baby,
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down, oh no

Oh, best of all, I've got my baby,
Oh, best of all, I've got my baby,
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down

She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down,
She's mighty fine and says she's all mine
And nothing's going to bring me down, not today, no, no

Wild Thing
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes, I go get live with the honey,
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin',
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin',
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar",
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire",
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king",
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing,
Wild thing

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy,
I saw this girl, she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly,
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night",
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other,
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother,
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string,
She said "Hey, you two, I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing,
She loved to do the wild thing,
Wild thing,
Please, baby, baby, please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype,
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type,
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine,
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine,
Took her to the limousine still parked outside,
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride,
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing,
She wanna do the wild thing,
Please, baby, baby, please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque,
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck,
She want to come on stage and do her little dance,
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing,
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what,
Yo, love, you must be kidding,
You're walkin', babe,
Just break out of here,
Hasta la vista, baby

Wild thing

Ego
Perfomed by Leather and the Suedes

We used to go together,
Lookin after each other,
I thought that you were better,
Look at you.

(Look at you, look at you, look at you)

You used to be so layed back,
You always kept it so cool, (cool cool cool)
I loved you cos of all that, thats the truth

(That's the truth, that's the truth, that's the truth)

I don't think you know where your head is,
I was always there to help you break the fall

And now you wanna pretend that you a superstar
And now you wanna us to end, whats takin you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go,
You need to have a sit down with your Ego

(Ego)

When everyone's gone and you all by yourself,
You know that you gonna come to me for help,
Don't tell me that its time for going solo,
You need to knock some sense into your ego

(Ego, Ego, Ego, Ego)

You act like you're on fire,
Living your delusion,
You just need you to take you higher,
Off you go

(Off you go, off you go, off you go)

You can make the call when you're ready,
I will not be there to help you break the fall

And now you wanna pretend that you a superstar
And now you wanna us to end, whats takin you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go,
You need to have a sit down with your Ego

(Ego)

When everyone's gone and you all by yourself,
You know that you gonna come to me for help,
Don't tell me that its time for going solo,
You need to knock some sense into your ego

(Ego, Ego, Ego, Ego)

And when it's time for yu to come back down to
Where you started but we parted,
I think you'll find that it is very hard to face,
Reality's a simple thing

And now you wanna pretend that you a superstar
And now you wanna us to end, whats takin you this far
Don't tell me that your done as far as we go,
You need to have a sit down with your Ego

(Ego)

When everyone's gone and you all by yourself,
You know that you gonna come to me for help,
Don't tell me that its time for going solo,
You need to knock some sense into your ego

(Ego, Ego, Ego, Ego)

Notorious
Performed by the Band

No.. no.. notorious!
No.. no.. notorious!

I.. can't read about it, burns the skin from your eyes,
I'll do fine without it, here's one you don't compromise,
Lies come hard to disguise,
Let me to fight it out, not wild about it,
Lay your seedy judgements, who says they're part of our lives?

You own the money, you control the witness,
I hear you're lonely, don't monkey with my business,
You pay the profits to justify the reasons,
I heard your promise but I don't believe it,
That's why I'll do it again

No.. no.. notorious

Girls will keep the secrets so long as boys make the noise,
Fools run rings to break up, something they'll never destroy,
Grand notorious slam (BAM!) and who really gives a damn,
For a flaky bandit?
Don't ask me to bleed about it, I need this blood to survive

You own the money, you control the witness,
I hear you're lonely, don't monkey with my business,
You pay the profits to justify the reasons,
I heard your promise but I don't believe it,
That's why I'll do it again

No.. no.. notorious,
Notorious!
Notorious!

You own the money, you control the witness,
I hear you're lonely, don't monkey with my business,
You pay the profits to justify the reasons,
I heard your promise but I don't believe it,
That's why I'll do it again

You own the money, you control the witness,
I hear you're lonely, don't monkey with my business,
You pay the profits to justify the reasons,
I heard your promise but I don't believe it,
That's why I'll do it again

No!
No..no.. (That's why I'll do it again)
No!
Notorious! (Yeh! that's why I'll do it again)
No..no.. notorious

Yeeeehh! that's why I'll do it again,
No.. notorious,
No..no.. notorious,
Yeeeehh! that's why I'll do it again,
No.. notorious,
No..no.. notorious

Highly Strung
Perfomred by the Band

This is the song of little Jo,
She's not the girl I used to know,
Forever screaming all the day and night

She used to be a diplomat
But now she's down the laundromat,
They washed her mind and now she finds it hard

I know her name
But now, she never seems the same,
She don't talk to me
'Cause she can't take no sympaty

Because she's highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone,
Highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone

She's stepping out upon the ledge,
She's got a gun against her edge,
She's wired up to blow the power line

She's walking out upon the knife,
She'll take you to the edge of life
Just like the song, the pressure is on again
I know her name
But now, she never seems the same,
She don't talk to me
'Cause she can't take no sympaty

Because she's highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone,
Highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone

I know her name
But now, she never seems the same,
She don't talk to me
'Cause she can't take no sympaty

Because she's highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone,
Highly strung,
Oh, highly strung, she's undone

This is the song of little Jo,
She's not the girl I used to know

Goodnight, Sweetheart
Perfomred by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Goodnight, sweetheart 'til we meet tomorrow,
Goodnight, sweetheart, sleep will banish sorrow
Tears and parting may make us forlorn
But with the dawn a new day is born

So I'll say goodnight, sweetheart though I'm not beside you,
Goodnight, sweetheart, still my love will guide you,
Dreams involve you and in each one I'll hold you,
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight

The day is over and it's cares and woes
In peaceful sweet repose will fade and die,
A dreamy dreamland beckons you and me,
How happy life would be if we could dream forever?

So I'll say goodnight, sweetheart
Even though I'm not always right beside you,
I'll still say goodnight, goodnight, sweetheart
I want you to know that my love, my love will always guide you

And dreams involve you,
In each one, I'll hold you,
Goodnight, sweetheart, goodnight...

Last Train to San Fernando
Perfomed by the Band

Last train to San Fernando, last train to San Fernando,
If you miss the one, you'll never get another one,
Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando

Last night, I met my sweet Dorothy,
She said tomorrow, I join in sweet matrimony
But if you act all right,
Oh, you can take me out tonight,
We can wine and dine and get back in time
For the last train to San Fernando

Last train to San Fernando, last train to San Fernando,
If you miss the one, you'll never get another one,
Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando

Well, I married into high society,
Be carefull of the places you're a-takin' me,
'Cause if you slip, I'll slide and I may never be your bride,
Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando

Last train to San Fernando, last train to San Fernando,
If you miss the one, you'll never get another one,
Bee-dee-dee-dee-bom-bom to San Fernando

Last train (to San Fernando),
Last train (to San Fernando),
Last train (to San Fernando),
Last train (to San Fernando...)

Upside Down
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

Angels watching over me with smiles upon their face
'Cause I have made it through this far in an unforgiving place,
It feels sometimes this is too steep for a girl like me to climb
But I must knock those guards right down,
I do it in my own time

I don't care (care care),
I'm half way there (nowhere)
On a road that leads me to straight to who knows where

I tell you what (I tell you what)
What I have found (What I have found)
That I'm no fool (That I'm no fool),
I'm just upside down (Just upside down)

Ain't got no pain (Ain't got no pain),
I aint got no rules (Aint got no rules),
I think I like (I think I like)
Living upside down (Living upside down)

Watchin' people scurry by
Rushing to and fro,
Oh, this world is such a crazy place,
It's all about the go go go

Sometimes, life can taste so sweet
When you slow it down,
You start to see the world a little differently
When you turn it upside down

I don't care (care care),
I'm half way there (nowhere)
And I'm just soaking up the magic in the air

I tell you what (I tell you what)
What I have found (What I have found)
That I'm no fool (That I'm no fool),
I'm just upside down (Just upside down)

Ain't got no pain (Ain't got no pain),
I aint got no rules (Aint got no rules),
I think I like (I think I like)
Living upside down (Living upside down)

(Whoa, Whoa, Whoa)
You gotta slow it down,
(Yeah, Yeah, Yeah)
But then you pick it up,
(Whoa, Yeah, Whoa),
C'mon and try a little topsy-turvy back-to-front the right way round,
Take it slow, slow, slow (You gotta pick it up),
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah (See you slow it down),
Yo, Yo, Yo (Tell me something something)

I tell you what (I tell you what)
What I have found (What I have found),
That I'm no fool (That I'm no fool),
I'm just upside down (Just upside down)

Ain't got no pain (Ain't got no pain),
I aint got no rules (Aint got no rules),
I think I like (I think I like)
Living upside down (Living upside down)

I tell you what (I tell you what)
What I have found (What I have found)
That I'm no fool (That I'm no fool),
I'm just upside down (Just upside down)

Ain't got no pain (Ain't got no pain),
I aint got no rules (Aint got no rules),
I think I like (I think I like)
Living upside down (Living upside down)

Lucky Star,ABC,The Love You Save,Black or White? I don't know.these are some suggestions.maybe Animaniacs and Tiny Toons theme song.

how about another one of my favorite duets,Somewhere out there.

I Like Being Myself
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

I like being myself,
I'm more like me than anybody I know,
I Like being myself,
I'm always around wherever I go

I never have to wonder where I am or what I'll do
And I must admit I've got a lot
In common with me too,
I guess thats why I'm happy being I

Yes, I like being myself,
I like being myself,
I suppose I would be you if I were you
And if you were me then you could be me too

I see,
That wouldn't be so bad but what we've gots, okay,
It's less confusing anyway,
I like being myself,
I like being myself,
I like being myself

Robot Hell
Performed by the Happy Days cast

Cigar's are evil, you won't miss 'em,
We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
What a sorry fella! Rolled up and smoked
Like a collicella here on level one of Robot Hell!

Gambling's wrong and so is cheating,
So is forging phony I.O.U.s,
Let's let Lady Luck decide what type of torture's justified,
I'm pit force here on level two!

Ooh, deep-fried robot,
Just tell me why,
Just read this fifty-five page warrant,
We checked around, there really aren't

Then please let me explain, my crimes were merely boyish pranks,
You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks,
Aw, don't blame me, blame my upbringing,
Please stop sinning while I'm singing

Selling bootleg tapes is wrong,
Musicians need that income to survive,
Hey, Bender gonna make some noise
With your hard drive scratched by the Beastie Boys,
That's what-cha what-cha what-cha get on level five

I don't feel well,
It's up to us to rescue him,
Maybe he likes it here in hell?
It's us who tempted him to sin

Maybe he's back at the motel?
Come on, Fry, don't be scared,
I'm sure at least one of us will be spared
So sit back and enjoy the ride,
My ass has blisters from the slide!

Fencing diamonds, fixing cockfights,
Publishing indecent magazines,
You'll pay for every crime,
Knee-deep in electric slime

You'll suffer 'till the end of time,
Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
Trapped forever here in Robot Hell!

Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Twinkle Twinkle Patrick Star,
I made myself a sandwich,
My mommy named it Fred,
It tastes like beans and bacon
And smells like it's been dead

Writing stuff is hard
So I use a pointy pencil,
Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

P-u, what's that horrible smell?

I have a head,
It ends in a point,
Pointy, pointy, pointy,
Pointy, pointy, point

This song is over
Except for this line,
You win this round,
Brocolli

Blow the House Down
Performed by the Band

All alone in the crowd
Tryin' not to think out loud,
Whispers shout, whispers scream,
Together, we can make it a dream

Mountains high, mountains low,
Without a bridge, you mind how you go
And what you need is what I want
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

Silent words in your eyes,
Hiding in a lover's disguise
And as my heart steals your mind,
Together, we'll be partners in crime

Deserts dry, don't you know
Without the water no river flows
And what you need is what I want
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

Mountains high, mountains low,
Without a bridge, you mind how you go
And what you want is what I need
So don't be afraid, let it show,
Don't be afraid, just let it explode, woh

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down (blow the house down)

We have got the power to build the highest tower
Standing with our feet on the ground,
We've got what it takes, together, we can make it,
Together, we can blow the house down,

Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house down, yeah,
Blow the house down, (ooh, ooh, ooh)
Blow the house, blow the house down

Then You Can Tell Me Goodbye
Performed by the Band

Kiss me each morning for a million years,
Hold me each evening by your side,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye

Sweeten my coffee with a morning kiss,
Soften my dreams with your sighs,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye

If you must go, oh no, I won't grieve,
If you wait a lifetime before you leave

Then if you must go,
Mmm, I won't tell you no,
Just so that we can say we tried,
Tell me you'll love me for a million years,
Then if it don't work out,
Then if it don't work out,
Then you can tell me goodbye

High Voltage
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
When her lips touch mine, she's so fine,
Everything's a movin' down the line

She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
When she smiles at me, my heart does a freeze,
Everything's a movin' down the line

Oh, I kiss her in the morning
Just before I'm ready to go,
I kiss her in the morning
Just before I'm ready to go
And then I come home a running
Every evening when the sun sets low

I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
I got a angel, high voltage,
Cutest girl I ever found,
When her lips touch mine, she's so fine,
Everything's a movin' down the line

She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
She's danger, high voltage,
Man, she sure got a lot,
When she smiles at me, my heart does a freeze,
Everything's a movin' down the line

Catman
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Catman's a-coming you better look out,
Catman's a-coming running about,
Catman's a-coming looking for a girl,
You better hide your sister, man!

C is for the crazy hair-do that he wears around,
A is for the arms that he'll sneak around your waist,
T is for the taste of the lips belong to you,
Catman, CATMAN! (Yeah, get it, go!)

M is for the mean things that this mean man does,
A is for a-lot-of-hearts that he has ever broke,
N is for the names of the list you may be on,
Catman, CATMAN! (Rock!)

Catman a-looking for a woman all day long,
A-better watch out 'cause of heels in the mist,
A-better watch out or you're a-gonna be kissed,
A-better watch out 'cause of heels in the mist,
Catman, CATMAN! (Yeah!)

A-better watch out ‘cause I'm the catman

CATMAN ...

Skinny Jim
Performed by Warren 'Ptsoe' Weber

Well, I know a guy who's bone & skin,
Women, they've been ravin' 'bout skinny Jim
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim,
My baby came with me but she left with him,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, Jim got charm, he got class,
All the women love him, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Yes yes yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, I went to a party with skinny Jim,
My baby came with me but she left with him,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Well, Jim got charm, he got class,
All the women love him, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Skinny Jim, man, skinny Jim,
Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

Yes, yes, yes, all the gals love him, skinny Jim

The Lazy Song
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan,
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants,
Nobody's gon' tell me I can't

I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie,
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it, I said it,
I said it 'cause I can

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all, nothing at all

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X,
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out this is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree,
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it,
I said it 'cause I can

Today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't going anywhere,
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today, I don't feel like doing anything,
I just wanna lay in my bed,
Don't feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
'Cause today, I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all,
Nothing at all

William Wallace
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

I am William Wallace,
My life was a mystery,
Some say born twelve seven two,
Some say twelve sixty three

Was dubbed Malcolm of Paisley,
Maybe Alan from Aire,
Did I have a wife or no?
Do you really care?

They say I had a big red beard
But all you need to know,
I was a Scottish rebel
And the English were my foe

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
This is war I cried,
Many English fought me
And many English died

I took against the English,
Back when I was fairly wee
'Cause an Englishman called Selby
Bullied my whole family,
It upset me so I struck him dead,
Well, wouldn't you?
Then an English sheriff came along,
Guess what, I killed him too

They say he killed my wife
So he deserved what he got,
Then England's King Ed came for me,
Ooh, I'm scared! Not!

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
Possibly six feet seven,
But all that really matters is
I sent Englishmen to heaven

Forty thousand English came
To Stirling Bridge for me,
They had to cross a narrow bridge
To get to us, you see,
We held them off, pushed them back,
It was no contest,
Bridge collapsed, hundreds drowned,
Of course, I killed the rest!

I celebrated Stirling Bridge,
Another Scottish win
By decorating my sword
With the English general's skin

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
Scottish legend too,
Fought for Scottish freedom,
Was a hero through and through

Here's where my rebel story comes unstuck,
At Falkirk defeated, I'd run out of luck,
Spent seven years playing hide and seek,
Captured, sent to London, tried for treason,
What cheek

King Ed hanged me, then a lovely touch,
Pulled my guts out, guess he didn't like me much!

William Wallace, Scottish rebel,
In Scotland, my heart lived,
Though sadly, my head wound up
On a spike on London Bridge

Ooh, that smarts!

That ain't Nothing but Right
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Well, I work hard and I draw my pay
So when work's done, I like to play,
I'd like my woman to hold me tight,
Well, that ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Well, I like my coffee black and strong,
I like my auto big and long,
Well, I love my woman both day and night,
Well, that ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Now, I like to dance to the rock 'n' roll,
I like to cuddle up when it's cold,
I'd rather make love than fuss and fight,
That ain't nothing but right

No, that ain't nothing but right, baby,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along,
That ain't nothing but right

Since the time that Adam made love to Eve,
He made the whole wide world believe,
Well, a man needs a woman to hold him tight,
That ain't nothing but right,

No, that ain't nothing but right, honey,
That ain't nothing but right,
Don't rub me wrong and I'll string along
'Cause that ain't nothing but right

The Stars that Twinkle in the Sky
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

You're the sugar (Sugar),
The sugar in my tea,
You're the icing (Icing),
The icing on my cake,
You're the sunlight (Sunlight)
That shimmers on the sea,
You're the strawberry,
The strawberry in my shake (Shake, shakety shake)

Whenever we're together,
Whatever the weather,
Every day's a fun day,
You're the cherry on top of my ice cream sundae,
Yooooooou,
Yes, yooooooou!

You're the honey (Honey),
The honey on my toast,
You're the apple (Apple),
The apple in my pie,
You're the gravy (Gravy),
The gravy on my roast,
You're the stars that twinkle in the sky,
The stars that twinkle in the sky

Arthur Daley (E's Alright)
Perfmored by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Propping up the bar at the Winchester Club,
"A V.A.T. on the slate please, Dave",
Terry's still looking for a sub,
Arthur's onto a nice little earner,
Terry's getting agg and the chance of an hernia,
Minding the disco down some boozer,
Giving him a slap but he's onto a loser,
Pound to a penny that he don't get paid
On account of the recession in the used car motor trade

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Terry's piling up the Zeds,
Been up on a job all night,
When all of a sudden, there's an horrible scream
And somebody's switching on the light,
It's Arthur, Y-fronts caught in his zip,
Brahms & Liszt an' he needs a place to kip,
Terry gets the hump with Arthur 'cos he
Won't go home 'cos of 'Her Indoors',
"She'd kill me, Terry, odds on bet
I ain't got the bottle; Ain't you got that kettle on yet?"

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

Checking out his stock in the lock-up,
Arthur's havin' a fit,
"'Ere where's them magazines with the 'Erbets in the leather
and the bird with a whip",
"Do what?", says Terry, "Who rattled your cage?
You ought to be ashamed - a man of your age",
"Cheap jibe, Terence. Try to understand,
Got a punter coming round gonna take em off me hands,
Got a part exchange, claret from Japan,
A vintage year, and he does 'em in five gallon cans"

Alright, my son, Leave it out,
As it 'appens, it's your shout,
Straight up, pull the other,
In a right 2 and 8, hang about,
What's the damage, chief?
Who's your mate?
The geezer with the bunny in the trilby 'at,
Reckons he's legit but he ain't all that,
Arthur Daley, little dodgy maybe but underneath,
'E's alright

He's alright, is Arthur,
So he's got a couple of Nelson Riddles going,
Who ain't? Don't make you a villain, do it?
And he sells the odd dodgy motor now and then,
Well, it ain't a crime, is it?
Well, yeah, it's a crime, yeah, technically
But it's a bit under the arm the way the (inaudible),
Sit on his daily giving him GBH on the ear'ole all the time,
I mean, just 'cos he happens to have done a bit of bird for petty when he was a saucepan,
He ought to do them for inflammation of character, I reckon,
You know what Chisholm said?
He said "I know how Arthur Daley'll die",
I said "How's that?"
He said "He'll fall off the back of a lorry",
Bit strong, definitely out of order, Know what I mean?
He goes turning his drum over, looking for bent gear,
Finding it, yeah, yeah, but it ain't a crime, it well, yeah, it's a crime....

Rockin' at the Ace Cafe
Performed by the Band

Well, dig the sound, shakin' the ground
Burnin' up the carriageway
Dig the sound of a big 650 Super Rocket BSA,
Hot on the tail of a shiny black Bonneville
Headin' for the Ace Cafe

Jimmy comes ridin' the black Bonneville,
Got a jacket of studded leather,
When Jimmy come walkin' in the Ace Cafe,
You'd think there was a change in the weather,
Got his eyes wide open for a fast lookin' girl,
You can bet they'll be leavin' together

Ridin', ridin', ridin' to the Ace Cafe,
Ridin' ridin' ridin' to the Ace Cafe,
On a black Bonneville and a Super Rocket BSA

Ricky looks cool in a long red jacket
With a jet black velvet lapel,
Got a bootlace tie, tight black jeans
& white beetle-crushers as well,
Dancin' with Julie to the juke-box rhythm
of The King singin' Heartbreak Hotel

Red head Julie turned sixteen
Decided she could live on her own,
That's what she said to her father and mother
When she told 'em she was leavin' home,
She said "No need to worry, I've saved up my money,
If I need anymore, I'll 'phone".

Red head Julie turned sixteen today,
She's dressed to kill, ready to be on her way,
Lookin' for action, she found it at the Ace Cafe

When Julie hit town, she wandered around
Lookin' for a place to stay,
Then, a teenage rocker on a souped-up Tiger Cub
Took her to the Ace Cafe,
He thought he would score but then, Ricky hit the floor
& stole Julie's heart away

Jet black Jimmy stuck his glass on the jukebox,
Threw his cigarette on the floor,
Then he walked up to Rick who was boppin' so slick
& pointed out the way to the door,
Ricky turned 'round slow, said "Boy, you'd better blow,
I've flattened better cats than you before."

Call the cops on the double, there's trouble at the Ace Cafe,
Hear the waiter grumble, there's a rumble at the Ace Cafe,
Well, I can't deny it, there's a riot at the Ace Cafe

Julie got wise, tears in her eyes,
She was wishin' she was back at home,
She shouted "Go on fightin' just as long as you like,
I'd be better off on my own",
Ricky and Jimmy stood starin' at each other
While Julie walked away alone

She pulled a scarf on her head and ran out into the pourin' rain,
Then she hitched a ride on a wagon and was gone again,
Bumpin' and rollin' back home on the Northbound lane

And they kept on rockin', rockin', rockin' at the Ace Cafe,
Rockin', rockin', rockin' at the Ace Cafe,
Rockin', rockin' at the Ace Cafe

Ridin', ridin', ridin to the Ace Cafe,
Ridin' ridin', ridin' to the Ace Cafe,
On a black Bonneville and a Super Rocket BSA

Rocket 88
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

You may have heard of jalopies,
You heard the noise they make,
Let me introduce you to my Rocket '88,
Yes it's great, just won't wait,
Everybody likes my Rocket '88,
Gals will ride in style,
Movin' all along

V-8 motor and this modern design,
My convertible top and the gals don't mind,
Sportin' with me, ridin' all around town for joy,
Blow your horn, Rocket, blow your horn!

Step in my Rocket and-a don't be late,
We're pullin' out about a half-past-eight,
Goin' on the corner and-a havin' some fun,
Takin' my Rocket on a long, hot run,
Ooh, goin' out,
Oozin' and cruisin' along

Now that you've ridden in my Rocket '88,
I'll be around every night about eight,
You know it's great, don't be late,
Everybody likes my Rocket '88,
Gals will ride in style,
Movin' all along

Sing, Little Birdy
Sung by Howard and Marion Cunningham

Sing, sing, sing, little birdie,
Sing, sing, sing it

There's a bird on a branch,
There's a branch on a tree,
There's a tree in the meadow
And that's where I long to be

'Neath that bird on a branch,
'Neath that branch on a tree,
'Neath that tree in the meadow
Where you said you love me

Sing, little birdie, sing your song,
Sing, you'll help our love along,
Sing, little birdie up above,
Sing a song of love

There's a bird on a branch,
There's a branch on a tree,
Where we carved our initials there
For all the world to see

'Neath that bird on a branch,
'Neath that branch on a tree
Where we promised our true love
For all eternity

Sing, little birdie, sing your song,
Sing, you'll help our love along,
Sing, little birdie up above,
Sing a song of love

When the years pass on by
And we're wed, you and I
And the bluebirds are singing
Their sweet love songs in the sky

We will dream of that bird
On a branch, on a tree
And that tree in the meadow
Where you said you love me

Sing, little birdie, sing your song,
Sing, you'll help our love along,
Sing, little birdie up above,
Sing a song of love

Sing, little birdie, sing your song,
Sing, you'll help our love along,
Sing, little birdie up above,
Sing a song of love

Radio Wall of Sound
Sung by the Band

This is rockin' radio the wall of sound

Stay tune to this frequency

This is rockin’ radio the wall of sound,
The music that rocks,
The music that shocks,
That music that comes to you from everywhere
As this is the music of the land,
I love that music,
I love that sound,
I love that record,
I love that noise,
Stayed tuned to radio W0S,
The wall of sound

I’m in trouble, I’m in need,
I don’t know why you can’t sleep,
I feel something in my brain,
It’s this sound keepin' me sane

I love that music,
I love that sound,
I love this new channel that fun,
I love that record,
I love that noise,
This frequencies my favorite toy

Radio wall of sound,
Comin' up from my tower,
Radio wall of sound,
24 hours of power

My head is spinnin' around
If in stereo sound,
Tell me just who I am,
Who’s that?
Telegram Sam.
I love that record,
I love that noise,
Now my girl rocks with the boys,
I love that music,
I love that sound
So just play the radio loud

Radio wall of sound
Comin’ up from my tower,
Radio wall of sound,
WOS power,
Radio wall of sound
Comin’ up from my tower,
Radio wall of sound,
24 hours of power

This is rockin’ radio the wall of sound,
The music that rocks,
The music that shocks,
That music that comes to you from everywhere
As this is the music of the land,
I love that record,
I love that noise,
I love it, I love it, I love it,
This is the big one,
This is the wall of sound

I love that music,
I love that sound,
You’re listening to radio loud
Walled the wall of sound the music comes to,
You from all around your head. Look out!
I love that record,
I love that noise,
You think the music here it not,
It’s inside your head you’ve
Walled the wall of sound

Radio wall of sound
Comin’ up from my tower,
Radio wall of sound,
24 hours of power,
Radio wall of sound
Comin’ up from my tower,
Radio wall of sound,
WOS power,
Radio wall of sound

Stay tuned to this frequency

Prime Mover
Sung by the Band

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

Well, I Love Tv And I Love T. Rex,
I Can See Through Your Skirt,
I've Got X-Ray Spex,
I Came From The Sky Like A 747,
I'm The Bad Boy Baby I Fell Out Of Heaven,
Sex Fuhrer Baby, I'm A Love Dictator,
Blitzkrieg Romance, I'm A Cool Dominator

P-R-I-M-E, Prime Mover,
Baby, You're M-I-N-E, I'm The Groover

Well I'm Christ In Shades I'm A Napalm God,
Your Lipstick Flickers Round My Lightning Rod,
You Fever Pitch Bitch You Love To Tease,
Well, I'm A Hot Dog Daddy Up On Your Knees,
Sex Fuhrer Baby, I'm A Love Dictator
Blitzkrieg Romance, I'm A Living Detonator

P-R-I-M-E, Prime Mover,
Baby You're M-I-N-E, I'm The Groover,
Yeah

I'm The Sex Fuhrer, Baby,
I'm A Love Dictator,
You're A Disco Reptile,
A Funky Alligator

P-R-I-M-E, Prime Mover,
Baby You're M-I-N-E, I'm The Groover

Sergeant Rock (is Going to Help Me)
Performed by the Band

I'm enlisting overseas aid,
Need assisting help with a maid,
Get the expert on mademoiselles,
He could diffuse any bombshell

If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

I'm invading territories,
Girls are foreign and strange to me,
Get the expert at kissing and stuff,
He stays easy when things get rough


If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Sometimes relationships don't go as planned,
Some girls can make themselves so cold,
A no-mans land

If I could only be tough like him
Then I could win my own small battle of the sexes

Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Sgt. Rock is going to help me
Make the girl mine,
Keep her stood in line,
Make the girl mine, wave the victory sign

Purely by Coincidence
Performed by the Band

Hey you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the one that I love
And you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the hand to my glove

Just a kid in rags when I first met you,
Everything and nothing to me
So I set my heart to get you
Closer than the arms I wrapped around you,
Safer than the sun,
Open up your heart for me,
It's time our love begun

Hey you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the one that I love
And you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the hand to my glove

Would I wait for you forever, try me,
Only once I wanna hear you sayin' fly me,
Higher than the clouds that you see,
Faster than the wind,
Take my hand, take my heart
An' let the lovin' in

Hey you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the one that I love
And you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the hand to my glove

I was such an all-time loser,
Never tried to make it all come true, yeh, yeh, yeh
But I won't stay an all-time loser
If I find my winning streak with you,
You're the princess in my story,
I'm your king
Like they say in all the love songs,
You're my everything

Hey you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the one that I love
And you, purely by coincidence
Happen to be the hand to my glove

Burn Baby Burn
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Now I don't mean to be a stick in the dirt,
The world is changing on the in reverse
And you can't live your life for what it's worth
'Cause it's a hell on earth

The world today in which we all endear
As taken us about a thousand years
To ghost ball all the things we had a right to hear
'Cause it's a hell on earth

Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
It's time to put out the fire so
Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
The earth is getting dryer,
The flames are going higher

My clothes are dirty and the sky is grey
And I've not anything to wash my hair
Because all the detergents are on the river bed
And it's a hell on earth

Taking all your money so I'll tell you the facts,
You join everybody trying to live with the tax,
If you don't get down, they try and call you back
'Cause it's a hell on earth

Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
It's time to put out the fire so
Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
The earth is getting dryer,
The flames are going higher

Another child is not the thing to obtain
But can the planning get the work again,
Another mouth to feed is all in vain
Because it's hell on earth

Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
It's time to put out the fire so
Burn, baby, burn, when you going to learn
The earth is getting dryer,
The flames are going higher

You Can't Squash This
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

You can't squash this,
You can't squash this,
You can't squash this

My-my-my-my-my friend Squash squashes so hard,
Makes me say "Oh, my Gourd!",
Thank you… for blessing me
With a rind so fine these two ripe Beets it feels good

When you know you're round
And you know that Squash can't pound you down,
I'm a fan... of Smosh
But I'm a dope fruit that you know you can't squash!

You can't squash this,
(Oh-oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-oh),
You can't squash this,
You can't squash this

Every time you see Squash, he's squashing fruits and veggies,
He's mean to broccoli
And he gives bananas wedgies,
Now Squash is still my buddy even though he squashes limes…

And even though he tries to squash me
Every time I rhyme, I'm fast and I'm funny and you know that I am fresh,
I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange, I'm Orange
And you know that I'm the best!

You can't squash this,
You can't squash this,
(Oh oh, oh),
You can't squash this,
You can't squash this!

Stop! Motorboat!

You can't squash this!

Turtle Power
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In a half shell, they're the heroes four,
In this day and age who could ask for more?
The crime wave is high with muggings mysterious,
Our police and detectives are furious

'Cause they can't find the source
Of this lethally evil force,
This is serious so give me a quarter,
I was a witness, get me a reporter

Call April O'Neil in on this case
And you'd better hurry up, there's no time to waste,
We need help, like quick, on the double,
Have pity on the city, man, it's in trouble

We need heroes like the Lone Ranger
When Tonto came pronto when there was danger,
They didn't say they'd be there in half an hour
'Cause they displayed 'Turtle Power'

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Now our Miss Reporter was hot on the trail,
Determined to put these crooks in jail,
She spied the bad guys and saw what happened
But before she knew it, she fell in a trap and caught

Yeah, she was all alone
With no friends and no phone
Now this was beyond her worst dreams
'Cause she was cornered by some wayward teens

Headed by Shredder they were anything but good,
Misguided, unloved, they called them The Foot,
They could terrorize and be angry youths
And they mugged the people, who needed proof?

Then from out of the dark came an awesome sound,
Shouted 'Cowabunga' as they hit the ground,
From the field of weeds, the heroes rescued the flower
'Cause they possessed 'Turtle Power'

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Do you stand for what you believe in?
And find the strength to do what's right?
That's 'Turtle Power'

Heroes in half shell, they're on a mission
When there's a battle got the enemy wishin'
That they stayed at home instead of fightin',
These ninja masters with moves like lightnin'

They were once normal but now they're mutants,
Splinter's the teacher so they are the students,
Leonardo, Michaelangelo and Donatello
Make up the team and one other fellow

Raphael, he's the leader of the group,
Transformed from the norm by the nuclear goop,
Pizza's the food that's sure to please,
These ninjas are into pepperoni and cheese

Back to the story, it's not hard to find,
Ninjas not just of the body but of the mind,
Those are the words that their master instructed
But a letter from Shredder has Splinter abducted

That was the last straw, spring into action,
Step on The Foot, now they're gonna lose traction
Now this is for real so you fight for justice,
Your shell is hard so you shout

"They can't bust us four like some old coffee table"
Since you were born, you've been willing and able
To defeat the sneak, protect the weak,
Fight for rights and the freedom to speak

Now the villain is chillin' so you take a stand,
Back to the wall, put your sword in your hand,
Remember the words of your teacher, your master,
"Evil moves fast but good moves faster"

Then light, shining from your illumination,
Good versus evil equals confrontation
So when you're in trouble don't give in and go sour,
Try to rely on your 'Turtle Power'

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
T U R T L E power,
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Crawdaddy Simone
Performed by the Band

Cheating was his trade,
A seller of lies,
A heart so cold,
He seemed to hypnotize,
He always walks alone,
Crawdaddy Simone

He had no axe to grind,
You never saw him smile
But his luck was good,
He always dressed in style,
He always walks alone,
Crawdaddy Simone

He ain't got no friends,
He ain't got no friends
He ain't got no friends, yeah,
He ain't got no friends,
He always walks alone,
Crawdaddy Simone

Baby, some black day,
Crawdaddy will show,
If he comes your way,
Oh man, you better go,
Just leave him alone,
Crawdaddy Simone

He ain't got no friends,
He ain't got no friends,
He ain't got no friends,
He ain't got no friends,
He always walks alone,
Crawdaddy Simone

Body Talk
Performed by Leather Tuscadero

Days like these
I just want you back,
I can't breathe,
I can't even speak,
No La la la la la, la la

Gotta rise,
Gotta fight
'Cause it's something I wanted,
Oh, he's got to go
I can see in the light,
It's not right,
Now I know
I don't need him

Oh, let your body talk
Even when you feel so lost,
Spinning when the tears
They fall, you gotta just let it go

La la la la la

Days like these
I don't want you back
Now I feel free,
Gonna to keep it that like that yeah

Gotta rise,
Gotta fight
'Cause it's something I wanted,
Oh, he's got to go,
I can see in the light,
It's not right,
Now I know
I don't need him

Oh, let your body talk
Even when you feel so lost,
Spinning when the tears,
They fall, you gotta just let it go,
Oh, let your body talk
Even when you feel so lost,
Spinning when the tears,
They fall, you gotta just let it go

Days like these
I can't even speak like
La la la la la la la la la la

Oh, let your body talk
Even when you feel so lost,
Spinning when the tears,
They fall, you gotta just let it go,
Oh, let your body talk
Even when you feel so lost,
Spinning when the tears,
They fall, you gotta just let it go

Let your body talk

The Ballad of Montana Max
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Come listen to my story of Montana Max,
A billionaire brat wiped out by income tax,
Uncle Sam come a runnin' out to repossess
And Monty lost it all to the IRS.

Eh, foreclosed, that is,
Chapter eleven, suckin' sidewalk.

Well, next thing you know, Ol' Monty's on the street,
His ex-friends said "Hey, move it, deadbeat!"
Said, 'The great outdoors is the place you ought to stomp'
So they lit a Acme Rocket and sent him to the swamp.

Possum Swamp, that is. Marsupials, carnivores, inbred!

Montana Max is the Possum Swamp Pauper!

And now, it's time to say 'so long' from Banjo and my brood,
We'd love to visit with you but we're plump out of food,
You're all invited back for eats next time you're out our way,
Our kettle's always open all the livelong day

Y'all come back now, you hear?

Drive in Saturday
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

(uh uh aaah) Let me put my arms around your head,
(dom do aaah) Gee, it's hot, let's go to bed,
Don't forget to turn on the light,
Don't laugh, babe, it'll be alright
(dom do aaah) Pour me out another phone,
(dom do aaah) I'll ring and see if your friends are home,
Perhaps the strange ones in the dome,
Can lend us a book we can read up alone?

And try to get it on like once before,
When people stared in Jagger's eyes and scored
Like the video films we saw

His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
And he'd shrug and ask to stay,
She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
And turn her face away

She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
But she knows she really loves him,
It's a crash course for the ravers, (got got do aaah)
It's a drive-in Saturday

Jung the foreman prayed at work, (dom do aaah)
Neither hands nor limbs would burst,
It's hard enough to keep formation with this fall out saturation

(bah dom bah) cursing at the astronette,
(dom do aaah) who stands in steel by his cabinet,
He's crashing out with Sylvian,
The bureau supply for aging men
With snorting head he gazes to the shore,
Once had raised a sea that raged no more
Like the video films we saw

His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
And he'd shrug and ask to stay,
She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
And turn her face away

She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
But she knows she really loves him,
It's a crash course for the ravers, (got got do aaah)
It's a drive-in Saturday

His name was always buddy (got got do aaah aah aah)
And he'd shrug and ask to stay,
She'd sigh like twig the wonder kid (got got do aaah)
And turn her face away

She's uncertain if she likes him (got got do aaah aah aah)
But she knows she really loves him,
It's a crash course for the ravers, (got got do aaah)
It's a drive-in Saturday, yeah, yeah

(drive-in saturday)
(it's a drive-in saturday)
(it's a drive-in saturday)
Drive in Saturday,
(it's a drive-in saturday)
It's a, it's a, it's a drive in Saturday,
(it's a drive-in saturday)
It's a, it's a, it's a, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir, yes sir,
Yes sir,
(it's a drive-in saturday)
Dom do do do, dom do do do,
(it's a drive-in saturday)
Dom do do da, dom do do da

All in How Much We Give
Performed by Leather Tuscadero

Love is no fairy tale
But that isn't still to say,
It knows how to teach us well,
It helps us find our way.

As much as we sacrifice
Is only as much as we can gain,
Forgiving not once but twice
And then again and again

It isn't about how much we can get,
It isn't remembering what love would forget,
I've found the secret of learning to live,
It's all in how much we give

Sometimes, the rain pours down
Flooding across the land,
Sometimes, the sun shines bright
Warming our hearts again,
I'll be here by your side
Through every season's change

It isn't about how much we can get,
It isn't remembering what love would forget,
I've found the secret of learning to live,
It's all in how much we give

We can't see the days ahead
Or the unsuspecting nights,
When the road is hard to find,
Love will be our light

It isn't about how much we can get,
It isn't remembering what love would forget,
I've found the secret of learning to live,
It's all in how much we give

Yakko's Universe
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber, Ralph Malph and Richie Cunningham

Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth

And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny,
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney,
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky,
It's a big universe and we're not

And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong

Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view

And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way,
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way

'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar

It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny,
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney,
Though we don't know how it got here,
We're an important part here,
It's a big universe and it's ours

I'll Fly
Performed by Leather and the Suedes

When life gives you lemons,
You can make lemonade
But life gave me Tank here
And my choice has long been made

No winter will come to Ponyville,
I'll do it on my own,
I will keep you by my side
So I will not be alone

And I'll fly, and I'll fly
Until the end of the sky
So I'll be the one who doesn't
Have to say goodbye

I'll clear the skies forever
So we won't be apart,
I'll keep the weather warm for you
And the winter will never start

Weather-makers Pegasi,
You make the seasons in the sky,
I don't want to sabotage you
But you see, I've got to try

No winter can come here now,
I'll keep the warmth and the sun somehow,
I'm sorry, ponies, this has to be
For I need my friend and he needs me

I know it's wrong, but what does it matter?
'Cause nothing's gonna stop me now,
I'll change it all, it's only the weather
And nopony's gonna bring me down

I'll keep the sunlight shining free
And I'll bust the clouds apart so you can stay with me

And I'll fly and I'll fly
Until the end of the sky
So I'll be the one who doesn't
Have to say goodbye

I'll clear the skies forever
So we won't be apart,
I'll keep the weather warm for you
And the winter will never start!

You Think You're a Man
Performed by Warren 'Potsie' Weber

Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy

Man,
Boy

Turn around, stand up like a man and look me in the eye,
Turn around, take one final look at what you've left behind
Then walk away
From the greatest lover you have ever known,
Yes, walk away,
You're telling me that you can make it on your own
By yourself, all alone, without my help,
Mister, you just made a big mistake

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

Shut the door, take a look around and tell me what you find,
Shut the door, take a giant step for you and all mankind
Then don't come back,
I always gave you so much more than you deserved,
No, don't come back
'Cause no one makes a fool of me, you've got a nerve to walk away,
Mark the words I'm gonna say,
Mister, you just made a big mistake

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy

Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy,
Man, boy

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

Shut the door, take a look around and tell me what you find,
Shut the door, take a giant step for you and all mankind
Then don't come back,
I always gave you so much more than you deserve,
No, don't come back
'Cause no one makes a fool of me, you've got a nerve to walk away,
Mark the words I'm gonna say,
Mister, you just made a big mistake

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

Man, boy,
Toy

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see,
You weren't man enough to safisfy me

You think you're a man but you're only a boy,
You think you're a man, you are only a toy,
You think you're a man but you just couldn't see