Chad22
05-28-2004, 07:06 PM
Themesong: Hey You
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Uncle Vito - Scott Baio
Bernice Jelman - MG
Karen Frost - Lauren Petty
Voice Of Air Patrol Man - Jason Marsden
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*The Scene Opens In The Cafeteria. Eric, Ben & Eddie are eating Lunch.*
Eddie: So Try explaining this, ONE More time.
Ben: Eddie, I'm Tired of explaining this to you.
Eddie: Well i'm sorry if i dont understand your Nerdy Science Talk.
Ben: What Nerdy Science talk? THE EXPLOSIONS IN MOVIES ARENT REAL!
Eddie: How can they NOT Be?
Ben: I Keep telling you, Imbacel..Its Just Special Effects.
Eddie: Ok Ok Ok...But..
Eric: Will you two SHUT UP?!
Eddie: Whats Your Problem?
Ben: Yeah, We're just talking.
Eric: You've been talking about it ALL DAY!
Ben: I Cant Help it if Eddies stupid and needs me to explain it Multiple Times.
Eddie: Yeah, He cant help it if Im Stupid and.....HEY!
*Ben Laughs as Eddie Looks mad. Just then Principal Franklin's Voice comes over the Intercom.*
Principal Franklin: Good Afternoon Students. As you may Know, Next week is The Election for School President. If You Are Interested in running you may Pick up Applications In Room 208.
Eric: School President...What A Joke.
Eddie: You said it.
Ben: Its Not a Joke. Its a very Important Job.
Eric: Oh Yeah....Picking the Decorations at Dances is REAL Important.
*Eric & Eddie Laugh*
Ben: Im Serious, Guys. Theres alot of real issues in the school that you could work to make better. Better food in the cafeteria, More Recent Text Books, A More Advanced Computer Program.
Eric: Listen, Ben...If it means that much to you...Why not run yourself?
Ben: Because, Eric...I Stink at Talking. Its Not Like I'm.....
*Ben thinks and Grins*
Eric: OH NO!
Ben: ...You!
Eric: NO WAY!
Ben: Why?
Eric: I Dont know the first thing about being President.
Ben: I Could be you're Vice President! I Could Handle all the work while you do the talking.
Eric: I Dunno Man...
Ben: Come On Eric...Besides, Girls Love Politicians.
*Eric is eating but drops his food when he hears this.*
Eric: Really?
Ben: Yeah, Look At Bill Clinton.
Eric: Well.....Ok. But I'm ONLY Doing the talking, You do ALL The Work stuff!
Ben: Deal!
Eddie: Tell you guys what...I'll be your campaign manager. For Only....Uhhh....60% Of the Profit.
Eric: Theres no profit in an Election, Eddie...
Eddie: Ok Ok...40%.
*Eric & Ben Both Look at each other weird, Then Look at Eddie.*
Eric: Uhhh...Deal.
Eddie: ALRIGHT!!!!
*The Gang is shown sitting in their Home room the next Morning as Principal Franklin comes over the Intercom.*
Principal Franklin: Here Are The Canidates for this years Senior School President....
*Eric, Ben & Eddie smile.*
Principal Franklin: Walter Denton...Pete Thomas...Bernice Jelman...And.....ERIC MILLER?!
*Ben & Eddie Pat Eric on the back.*
Principal Franklin: MILLERS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? Ohhh I Wish Retirement wasnt 2 years away .
*The Intercom is then cut off*
Eddie: Ok Guys, At Lunch today we go Campaigning.
Eric & Ben: Right.
*The Boys are shown in the Cafeteria later that day.*
Eddie: Ok Eric, Time to get yourself some Votes.
Eric: Piece of cake.
Ben: Remember Eric, You Need To Tell them what you want them to do, And why they should do it.
*Billy is walking By*
Eric: Hey Billy, Vote for me in the School election cause i said so.
Billy: Ok!
*Billy Walks Off.*
Ben: You realize its not going to be That easy to get everyone else's Votes, Right?
*A Girl is shown Handing out cookies with a Big smile across the room.*
Girl: On Election Day, Remember...Bernice Jelman Is the right canidate for the Job!
*Eric walks Up.*
Eric: Yeah...If The Job Is Being Annoying.
*Bernice Gets A Smug Look On her face.*
Bernice: Well Well, Eric Miller. I Heard you decided to run this year...Finally decided to do something useful with your pathetic Life?
Eric: Hey, If Anyone in this town lives the most pathetic life its...
Bernice: Let me Guess...Me? Kind Of A Lame Comeback Considering you're only using the same insult i just insulted you with.
Eric: Actually, I Was gonna say the sap that ends up marrying you one day...But Whatever.
Bernice: *Rolls Eyes* Are you even going to take this seriously?
Eric: Since when do i not take things seriously?
Bernice: Gee, I Dont Know...Since Birth?
Eric: Dont Underestimate me, Bernice. I May be new to this Politics thing...But I Know what the people want!
Bernice: Yeah, Because Ben Tells You.
Eric: No...
Bernice: Ok Eric....Then WITHOUT Having Ben tell you anything, Why dont you tell all of these people what you're going to deliver if you win.
Eric: Uhh...
Bernice: Thats what i thought. I...
Eric: A HOT TUB!
Bernice & Ben: HOT TUB?!
Ben: Eric, You Cant...
Kid: A Hot tub? That would rule!
Kid 2: Yeah, Eric...You Got My Vote!
*Eric smiles as everyone but Ben, Eddie & Bernice walk off.*
Bernice: I KNEW You couldnt take anything seriously...When Everyone finds out what a fake you are, They'll vote for me like Usual! Ta Ta.
*Bernice walks off.*
Ben: Of All the STUPID Ideas...
Eric: I Froze...I Couldnt think of anything else! And there was no way i was gonna let Bernice Outdo Me.
Eddie: Hey Eric...How ya gonna get a Hot tub?
Eric: I Wont. But by The time everyone knows that, The Election will be over!
Ben: Isnt that Dishonest?
Eric: Welcome To Politics, My Friend!
*Later that day Eric is shown walking in his House. Emily is Cooking something.*
Emily: Hi Honey, How was school?
Eric: Not Bad.
Emily: I Heard you're running for School President!
Eric: Where did you hear that?
Emily: Well since you never tell me about anything in your life, I Got it from the same source i always get information about you....Ben.
Eric: Its really No Big deal.
Emily: No Big deal? Honey, Im Proud of you!
Eric: Yeah...Well....Gotta Go Upstairs.
*Eric walks up the stairs.*
Emily: Ok Honey, Suppers In About 20 Minutes.
*The Next Morning Eric is shown walking down the hallway.*
Guy: Hey Eric, Cant wait for that hot tub! Im Totally voting for you!
Eric: Thanks.
*The Guy walks off as a Girl walks up to Eric.*
Girl: Hi Eric.
Eric: .....You're talking....to ME?
Girl: Of Course I Am, Silly!
Eric: But You're Karen Frost...And I'm.......Im....What was my name again?
*Karen Laughs*
Karen: You're Funny...Its a shame i never noticed you before. But maybe now we can make up for that...
*Karen puts her arms around Eric.*
Karen: In the new Hot tub.
*Eric starts to sweat extremely badly and looks Nervous.*
Eric: Well...Uhhh......YEAH!
Karen: I'll See you later...
*Karen Kisses Eric.*
Karen:...In the Hot Tub!
*Karen walks off as Eric just stares at her walking away, Eddie & Ben then walk up to him.*
Eddie: Did I Just see what i thought i did?
Ben: Mr. Calm and Cool Himself...Nervous. At Least we know now that Eric Miller has a weakness.
Eddie: Yeah...But thats every mans weakness.
Ben: Eric?......Eric?....
*Ben Moves his hand in front of Eric's Face and Eric doesnt react.*
Ben: What if he stays like this?
Eddie: Hold On, I Have an Idea...
*Ben Looks Curious*
Eddie: HEY ERIC, PRINCIPAL FRANKLIN IS BEHIND YOU!
Eric: What?
*Eric Turns around and sees Nothing.*
Eric: Principal Franklin Wasnt There...
Ben: *Laughs* Neither were you!
Eric: She So Hot...Need Hot Tub.
Ben: What?
Eric: I Was just thinking...I Cant disapoint all of my Classmates! I Need to get that Hot Chick...I Mean Tub.
Ben: How The HECK Are you gonna do that, Eric?
Eddie: Yeah Dude, Those Things are expensive.
Eric: Not Neccesarily...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie Are shown sitting in Billy Baldings House.*
Billy: Im SO Glad you guys came over today! Who Wants to play Candy Land?!
*Eddie Smiles and starts to raise his Hand But Ben Looks at Him and shakes his head no as Eddie Puts it down.*
Eric: Actually, Billy...We're Sorta here for a Favor.
Billy: What kind of favor?
Eric: You Know that Hot tub in your back yard?
Billy: Yeah.
Eric: We...Need to borrow it.....For the rest of the school year.
Billy: Ummm....Ok!
Ben: Really?
Billy: Yeah, Sure.
Eddie: Just like that?
Billy: Yep.
Eric: You Heard the man, Guys. He said we could.
Ben: You sure you dont want anything in return, Billy?
Billy: Hmmm...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie Look Nervous. Later that Night they are shown walking out of Billy's House.*
Ben: I Cant believe we just helped Billy Model DRESSES For his Mom.
Eddie: Its your fault, Nerd...He didnt want anything in return until you opened your big Mouth.
Eric: Lets Just.....NEVER Mention this again!
Ben & Eddie: Deal.
Ben: How are we gonna get that Hot tub to the school, Eric?
Eddie: Yeah...The thing is huge. We'll need a truck.
Eric: We dont exactly have a truck.
Ben: Or any money to hire One.
Eric: Do you guys Know ANYONE That has a truck big enough to haul that?
Eddie: Uhhh....My Uncle Vito Has a Helicopter.
Ben: A Helicopter? Dont you think bringing the Hot tub to the school in a Helicopter is a bit over the top?
Eric: No....Its PERFECT!
Ben: What?
Eric: Thats just the kind of cool stunt that could win me even more Votes.
Ben: Thats CRAZY!
Eric: Just Crazy enough....TO WORK! We could Have The Hot Tub delivered on The Roof of the school Via Helicopter RIGHT Before Voting.
Eddie: Uncle Vito would do it for sure!
Eric: Gentlemen...This just may be the greatest Scheme We have ever produced!
*Eric Gives Eddie as High five as Ben Looks a Bit unsure. A Few days later Eric is shown wearing a suit in the school Hallway. He walks up to a Phone Booth, Puts A Quarter in and dials. Ben is then shown answering A Cell Phone as Uncle Vito & Eddie get the Helicopter started in the background.*
Ben: HELLO?
Eric: Ben, Its Me.
Ben: ERIC?...
Eric: Yeah. The Debate is about to start...Better be on your way.
Ben: I CANT HEAR YOU ERIC...THE HELICOPTERS TOO LOUD.
Eric: I SAID, THE DEBATE IS ABOUT TO START...BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY.
Ben: THE RIVERS ABOUT TO PART AND IT BETTER BE ARBOR DAY?
Eric: NO YOU IDIOT...THE DEBATE IS ABOUT TO START...BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY!
Ben: ITS NO USE, ERIC...I CANT HEAR YOU. TELL ME WHATVER YOU HAVE TO TELL ME AFTER WE GET THERE...WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW.
Eric: FINE
Ben: NO, IM TOO YOUNG TO DRINK WINE. BYE
*Ben Clicks the cell phone and puts it in his Pocket, Then walks up to The Helicopter.*
Uncle Vito: Ok Kids, Hop In.
*Eddie & Ben get in the Helicopter, Uncle Vito then gets in and shuts the door as the Helicopter starts to take off. Uncle Vito is sitting in the Pilot Seat, Eddie is in the passenger seat, and Ben is Behind them.*
Ben: This is scary...
Eddie: No Way Dude, This is fun!
Uncle Vito: Yeah, Take it easy Kid...I've Been Flying this Baby for 20 years Now and i've never had an accident. As long as i'm around theres NOTHING To Worry about!
*Ben starts to Feel a little better.*
Uncle Vito: Hey Eddie, Wanna Hand me those Pills In That Compartment? I Need them for my Ulcer.
Eddie: Sure, Uncle Vito.
*Eddie Looks In.*
Eddie: Hey, Uncle Vito...Theres 2 Bottles of Pills in here.
Uncle Vito: Yeah...The One on the left is my Ulcer Medication, The One on the right is sleeping Pills.
Ben: Why do you keep sleeping Pills in here?
Uncle Vito: For Passengers...You Know, The Ones that get panicky While flying. I Was about to give you one before you calmed down. They Knocl You Right Out in less than a Minute.
Eddie: Here, Uncle Vito.
*Eddie hands Uncle Vito a Pill.*
Uncle Vito: Thanks.
*Uncle Vito takes it and swallows it...Seconds Later Uncle Vito's eyes start to slowly close as he looks drowsy.*
Uncle Vito: Im Kinda...
*Uncle Vito Falls Asleep.*
Eddie: Uncle Vito.....UNCLE VITO?
Ben: WHAT HAPPENED?
Eddie: I DUNNO....
Ben: You Gave him the Pills on the left, RIGHT?
Eddie: Of Course I Did, What...Do you think im an Idiot?
*Ben Grabs the Bottle out of Eddie's Hand and Reads it.*
Ben: SLEEPING PILLS.....YOU CANT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT?!
Eddie: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Ben: WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE BOTTLE?
Eddie: I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NECCESARY!
*Uncle Vito's head falls on the steering wheel as the Helicopter starts to go down.*
Ben & Eddie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*In the School Auditorium Principal Franklin is on stage With each of the Canidates standing behind him..*
Principal Franklin: Thank You For that Wonderful Speech, Bernice. Next Up...*Sighs* Eric Miller.
*The School Audience goes wild as Eric walks up to the Podium.*
Eric: Thank You, Principal Franklin....And Good Morning Students and Facilty. As Your President, I Promise to Look at all of the Important Issues that are brought up to me by any of you. This is Our school, And we should have a say in How Its Run. I Also Promise to Be Fair, Hard Working,...
*Principal Franklin Is sitting in a chair in the background.*
Principal Franklin: *Whispering To Himself* Hmmm...This may not be as bad as i think.
Eric: And of course....THE HOT TUB!
*The School Audience goes wild with Applause as Principal Franklin Slaps himself in the forehead.*
Eric: And to show just how confident i am that i am going to win...The Hot tub is being delivered As we speak!
*Ben & Eddie are shown in the Helicopter still screaming.*
Ben: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING....
Eddie: BUT WHAT?!
Ben: HES YOUR UNCLE...DIDNT HE EVER TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING IT?
Eddie: Think About what your saying, Ben. Do you HONESTLY Think He would Let ME Fly A Helicopter?
Ben: Good Point...
Eddie: What about you?...Your a Genius!
Ben: Yeah...And if you wanted to Know what matieral Helicopters were made of, How Much Helicopters weigh, Or Approximitely How Many Helicopters can be found in the United States, I Could Help. But as far as flying them goes...I Got Nothing!
Eddie: Uhhh....I GOT IT!
Ben: WHAT?
Eddie: This has happened like a MILLION Times on Sitcoms. All We have to do is use the radio to get someone to talk us down.
Ben: Yeah...Good Idea.
*Eddie & Ben Move Uncle Vito out of the Pilots seat and sit him in the back, Ben then sits in the Pilot Seat as Eddie trys to work the radio.*
Eddie: HELLO.....HELLO?
Voice: Hello this is Air Patrol. What seems to be the problem?
Ben: OUR PILOT IS SLEEPING AND WE'RE IN A MOVING HELICOPTER!
Air Patrol Man: Sleeping?
Ben & Eddie: YES!
Air Patrol: Ok...Just Calm down. Are you able to wake the Pilot?
*Ben shakes Vito and Vito doesnt budge.*
Ben: I Dont think so.
Air Patrol: Can either of you fly a Helicopter?
Ben: No.
Air Patrol: Ok...Well thats bad. But I Do have some good news!
Eddie: You can help us?
Air Patrol: No, I Just saved Money on my Car Insurance. You're going to die.
Ben & Eddie: WHAT?!
Air Patrol: Joking...Joking.
Ben: Well im glad you get humor out of Terrorizing 2 Teenage Boys Alone in a Helicopter thats about to crash....BUT HELP US YOU JERK!!!
Air Patrol: Ok...I Think I Have a read of you. Where were you going to land?
Ben: The High school roof.
Air Patrol: Why?
Ben: We had to deliver a hot tub.
Air Patrol: Delivering A Hot tub to the school?
Ben: LONG Story.
Air Patrol: Ok...Well Just follow my Instructions and You can land there.
Eddie: Ok...
Ben: Im gonna KILL Eric for this.
Eddie: Unless the Other Kids do it first...We're Quite Late.
Ben: Yeah, And after this plane Crashes we can meet him in Heaven...And I Can Kill him again!
*Eric Is shown at the podium as the Audiece is getting tired of waiting.*
Eric: Im Sure itll be here soon....Until then let me tell you all about how i plan to get newer text Books and...
*Audience Boos.*
Audience: HOT TUB! HOT TUB! HOT TUB!
Eric: IT WILL BE HERE SOON!
*Principal Franklin stands up and walks to the Podium.*
Principal Franklin: I Think You've Pulled Us along on this Cherade Long enough, Mr. Miller. We all Know there is No way you Would Have a hot tub....Everyone form an Orderly Line to vote.
*Eric Looks Upset as Bernice smiles and walks up to him.*
Bernice: Sorry, Eric. I Guess its just the way the world works...There are Winners, And there are Losers. And you would be...A Loser.
*Bernice Smiles and walks off*
Eric: Where ARE Those Guys...
*Ben & Eddie are shown in Helicopter.*
Air Patrol: Ok, You guys are doing good. Now hit the Button to your left
*Eddie Pushes Button and the Helicopter starts to go down.*
Ben & Eddie: AHHHHHHHHH
Air Patrol: I SAID TO YOUR LEFT!
*Back in the Auditorium*
Principal Franklin: The Votes have been Cast and Tallyed. And the winner is...
*Eric Looks Nervous as Bernice Smiles*
Principal Franklin: ...Walter Denton!
Bernice: WHAT?!
*Eric Smiles and walks up to Bernice.*
Eric: Sorry, Bernice. I Guess its just the way the world works...There are Winners, And there are Losers. And you would be...A Loser.
*Eric Pats Bernice on the back and walks off as Bernice Is still Looking shocked. Helicopter Noises are then heard*
Principal FranklinL Hey.....Whats That Noise?
*Up in the Helicopter.*
Eddie: The School!
Ben: WE MADE IT!
*Principal Franklin, Eric, Bernice & All the other students walk outside and Look up.*
Bernice: A Helicopter?....And A Hot Tub?!
Principal Franklin: Is....That BEN Flying it?!
*Everyone Looks up shocked. Back in the Helicopter.*
Air Patrol: Congratulations Guys...Now just bring the lever down EASILY...
*Eddie Pulls the lever down Fast as the Hot tub Comes Crashing down on a Car.*
Princpal Franklin: MY CAR!
*Principal Franklin Runs towards his car as The Helicopter lands. All the students run towards the helicopter as Ben & Eddie get out.*
Eric: WAIT....YOU GUYS FLEW THE HELICOPTER?
Ben: Long Story, Man....LONG Story.
*Eric Raises his eyebrow as Uncle Vito starts to wake up.*
Uncle Vito: Woah...What Happened?
*Principal Franklin walks up.*
Principal FranklinL YOU KIDS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
*Eric, Eddie & Ben All run and get in the Helicopter.*
Eddie: START IT UP, UNCLE VITO.
*Uncle Vito starts the Helicopter and it starts to fly off. Principal Franklin starts to run and chase after it shaking his fist.*
Principal Franklin: YOU HAVE TO LAND SOMETIME...AND WHEN YOU DO YOU'RE MINE. YOU HEAR THAT? YOU'RE MIIIINE!
*The Scene ends with Principal Franklin chasing after the Helicopter.*
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Uncle Vito - Scott Baio
Bernice Jelman - MG
Karen Frost - Lauren Petty
Voice Of Air Patrol Man - Jason Marsden
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*The Scene Opens In The Cafeteria. Eric, Ben & Eddie are eating Lunch.*
Eddie: So Try explaining this, ONE More time.
Ben: Eddie, I'm Tired of explaining this to you.
Eddie: Well i'm sorry if i dont understand your Nerdy Science Talk.
Ben: What Nerdy Science talk? THE EXPLOSIONS IN MOVIES ARENT REAL!
Eddie: How can they NOT Be?
Ben: I Keep telling you, Imbacel..Its Just Special Effects.
Eddie: Ok Ok Ok...But..
Eric: Will you two SHUT UP?!
Eddie: Whats Your Problem?
Ben: Yeah, We're just talking.
Eric: You've been talking about it ALL DAY!
Ben: I Cant Help it if Eddies stupid and needs me to explain it Multiple Times.
Eddie: Yeah, He cant help it if Im Stupid and.....HEY!
*Ben Laughs as Eddie Looks mad. Just then Principal Franklin's Voice comes over the Intercom.*
Principal Franklin: Good Afternoon Students. As you may Know, Next week is The Election for School President. If You Are Interested in running you may Pick up Applications In Room 208.
Eric: School President...What A Joke.
Eddie: You said it.
Ben: Its Not a Joke. Its a very Important Job.
Eric: Oh Yeah....Picking the Decorations at Dances is REAL Important.
*Eric & Eddie Laugh*
Ben: Im Serious, Guys. Theres alot of real issues in the school that you could work to make better. Better food in the cafeteria, More Recent Text Books, A More Advanced Computer Program.
Eric: Listen, Ben...If it means that much to you...Why not run yourself?
Ben: Because, Eric...I Stink at Talking. Its Not Like I'm.....
*Ben thinks and Grins*
Eric: OH NO!
Ben: ...You!
Eric: NO WAY!
Ben: Why?
Eric: I Dont know the first thing about being President.
Ben: I Could be you're Vice President! I Could Handle all the work while you do the talking.
Eric: I Dunno Man...
Ben: Come On Eric...Besides, Girls Love Politicians.
*Eric is eating but drops his food when he hears this.*
Eric: Really?
Ben: Yeah, Look At Bill Clinton.
Eric: Well.....Ok. But I'm ONLY Doing the talking, You do ALL The Work stuff!
Ben: Deal!
Eddie: Tell you guys what...I'll be your campaign manager. For Only....Uhhh....60% Of the Profit.
Eric: Theres no profit in an Election, Eddie...
Eddie: Ok Ok...40%.
*Eric & Ben Both Look at each other weird, Then Look at Eddie.*
Eric: Uhhh...Deal.
Eddie: ALRIGHT!!!!
*The Gang is shown sitting in their Home room the next Morning as Principal Franklin comes over the Intercom.*
Principal Franklin: Here Are The Canidates for this years Senior School President....
*Eric, Ben & Eddie smile.*
Principal Franklin: Walter Denton...Pete Thomas...Bernice Jelman...And.....ERIC MILLER?!
*Ben & Eddie Pat Eric on the back.*
Principal Franklin: MILLERS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? Ohhh I Wish Retirement wasnt 2 years away .
*The Intercom is then cut off*
Eddie: Ok Guys, At Lunch today we go Campaigning.
Eric & Ben: Right.
*The Boys are shown in the Cafeteria later that day.*
Eddie: Ok Eric, Time to get yourself some Votes.
Eric: Piece of cake.
Ben: Remember Eric, You Need To Tell them what you want them to do, And why they should do it.
*Billy is walking By*
Eric: Hey Billy, Vote for me in the School election cause i said so.
Billy: Ok!
*Billy Walks Off.*
Ben: You realize its not going to be That easy to get everyone else's Votes, Right?
*A Girl is shown Handing out cookies with a Big smile across the room.*
Girl: On Election Day, Remember...Bernice Jelman Is the right canidate for the Job!
*Eric walks Up.*
Eric: Yeah...If The Job Is Being Annoying.
*Bernice Gets A Smug Look On her face.*
Bernice: Well Well, Eric Miller. I Heard you decided to run this year...Finally decided to do something useful with your pathetic Life?
Eric: Hey, If Anyone in this town lives the most pathetic life its...
Bernice: Let me Guess...Me? Kind Of A Lame Comeback Considering you're only using the same insult i just insulted you with.
Eric: Actually, I Was gonna say the sap that ends up marrying you one day...But Whatever.
Bernice: *Rolls Eyes* Are you even going to take this seriously?
Eric: Since when do i not take things seriously?
Bernice: Gee, I Dont Know...Since Birth?
Eric: Dont Underestimate me, Bernice. I May be new to this Politics thing...But I Know what the people want!
Bernice: Yeah, Because Ben Tells You.
Eric: No...
Bernice: Ok Eric....Then WITHOUT Having Ben tell you anything, Why dont you tell all of these people what you're going to deliver if you win.
Eric: Uhh...
Bernice: Thats what i thought. I...
Eric: A HOT TUB!
Bernice & Ben: HOT TUB?!
Ben: Eric, You Cant...
Kid: A Hot tub? That would rule!
Kid 2: Yeah, Eric...You Got My Vote!
*Eric smiles as everyone but Ben, Eddie & Bernice walk off.*
Bernice: I KNEW You couldnt take anything seriously...When Everyone finds out what a fake you are, They'll vote for me like Usual! Ta Ta.
*Bernice walks off.*
Ben: Of All the STUPID Ideas...
Eric: I Froze...I Couldnt think of anything else! And there was no way i was gonna let Bernice Outdo Me.
Eddie: Hey Eric...How ya gonna get a Hot tub?
Eric: I Wont. But by The time everyone knows that, The Election will be over!
Ben: Isnt that Dishonest?
Eric: Welcome To Politics, My Friend!
*Later that day Eric is shown walking in his House. Emily is Cooking something.*
Emily: Hi Honey, How was school?
Eric: Not Bad.
Emily: I Heard you're running for School President!
Eric: Where did you hear that?
Emily: Well since you never tell me about anything in your life, I Got it from the same source i always get information about you....Ben.
Eric: Its really No Big deal.
Emily: No Big deal? Honey, Im Proud of you!
Eric: Yeah...Well....Gotta Go Upstairs.
*Eric walks up the stairs.*
Emily: Ok Honey, Suppers In About 20 Minutes.
*The Next Morning Eric is shown walking down the hallway.*
Guy: Hey Eric, Cant wait for that hot tub! Im Totally voting for you!
Eric: Thanks.
*The Guy walks off as a Girl walks up to Eric.*
Girl: Hi Eric.
Eric: .....You're talking....to ME?
Girl: Of Course I Am, Silly!
Eric: But You're Karen Frost...And I'm.......Im....What was my name again?
*Karen Laughs*
Karen: You're Funny...Its a shame i never noticed you before. But maybe now we can make up for that...
*Karen puts her arms around Eric.*
Karen: In the new Hot tub.
*Eric starts to sweat extremely badly and looks Nervous.*
Eric: Well...Uhhh......YEAH!
Karen: I'll See you later...
*Karen Kisses Eric.*
Karen:...In the Hot Tub!
*Karen walks off as Eric just stares at her walking away, Eddie & Ben then walk up to him.*
Eddie: Did I Just see what i thought i did?
Ben: Mr. Calm and Cool Himself...Nervous. At Least we know now that Eric Miller has a weakness.
Eddie: Yeah...But thats every mans weakness.
Ben: Eric?......Eric?....
*Ben Moves his hand in front of Eric's Face and Eric doesnt react.*
Ben: What if he stays like this?
Eddie: Hold On, I Have an Idea...
*Ben Looks Curious*
Eddie: HEY ERIC, PRINCIPAL FRANKLIN IS BEHIND YOU!
Eric: What?
*Eric Turns around and sees Nothing.*
Eric: Principal Franklin Wasnt There...
Ben: *Laughs* Neither were you!
Eric: She So Hot...Need Hot Tub.
Ben: What?
Eric: I Was just thinking...I Cant disapoint all of my Classmates! I Need to get that Hot Chick...I Mean Tub.
Ben: How The HECK Are you gonna do that, Eric?
Eddie: Yeah Dude, Those Things are expensive.
Eric: Not Neccesarily...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie Are shown sitting in Billy Baldings House.*
Billy: Im SO Glad you guys came over today! Who Wants to play Candy Land?!
*Eddie Smiles and starts to raise his Hand But Ben Looks at Him and shakes his head no as Eddie Puts it down.*
Eric: Actually, Billy...We're Sorta here for a Favor.
Billy: What kind of favor?
Eric: You Know that Hot tub in your back yard?
Billy: Yeah.
Eric: We...Need to borrow it.....For the rest of the school year.
Billy: Ummm....Ok!
Ben: Really?
Billy: Yeah, Sure.
Eddie: Just like that?
Billy: Yep.
Eric: You Heard the man, Guys. He said we could.
Ben: You sure you dont want anything in return, Billy?
Billy: Hmmm...
*Eric, Ben & Eddie Look Nervous. Later that Night they are shown walking out of Billy's House.*
Ben: I Cant believe we just helped Billy Model DRESSES For his Mom.
Eddie: Its your fault, Nerd...He didnt want anything in return until you opened your big Mouth.
Eric: Lets Just.....NEVER Mention this again!
Ben & Eddie: Deal.
Ben: How are we gonna get that Hot tub to the school, Eric?
Eddie: Yeah...The thing is huge. We'll need a truck.
Eric: We dont exactly have a truck.
Ben: Or any money to hire One.
Eric: Do you guys Know ANYONE That has a truck big enough to haul that?
Eddie: Uhhh....My Uncle Vito Has a Helicopter.
Ben: A Helicopter? Dont you think bringing the Hot tub to the school in a Helicopter is a bit over the top?
Eric: No....Its PERFECT!
Ben: What?
Eric: Thats just the kind of cool stunt that could win me even more Votes.
Ben: Thats CRAZY!
Eric: Just Crazy enough....TO WORK! We could Have The Hot Tub delivered on The Roof of the school Via Helicopter RIGHT Before Voting.
Eddie: Uncle Vito would do it for sure!
Eric: Gentlemen...This just may be the greatest Scheme We have ever produced!
*Eric Gives Eddie as High five as Ben Looks a Bit unsure. A Few days later Eric is shown wearing a suit in the school Hallway. He walks up to a Phone Booth, Puts A Quarter in and dials. Ben is then shown answering A Cell Phone as Uncle Vito & Eddie get the Helicopter started in the background.*
Ben: HELLO?
Eric: Ben, Its Me.
Ben: ERIC?...
Eric: Yeah. The Debate is about to start...Better be on your way.
Ben: I CANT HEAR YOU ERIC...THE HELICOPTERS TOO LOUD.
Eric: I SAID, THE DEBATE IS ABOUT TO START...BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY.
Ben: THE RIVERS ABOUT TO PART AND IT BETTER BE ARBOR DAY?
Eric: NO YOU IDIOT...THE DEBATE IS ABOUT TO START...BETTER BE ON YOUR WAY!
Ben: ITS NO USE, ERIC...I CANT HEAR YOU. TELL ME WHATVER YOU HAVE TO TELL ME AFTER WE GET THERE...WE'RE ON OUR WAY NOW.
Eric: FINE
Ben: NO, IM TOO YOUNG TO DRINK WINE. BYE
*Ben Clicks the cell phone and puts it in his Pocket, Then walks up to The Helicopter.*
Uncle Vito: Ok Kids, Hop In.
*Eddie & Ben get in the Helicopter, Uncle Vito then gets in and shuts the door as the Helicopter starts to take off. Uncle Vito is sitting in the Pilot Seat, Eddie is in the passenger seat, and Ben is Behind them.*
Ben: This is scary...
Eddie: No Way Dude, This is fun!
Uncle Vito: Yeah, Take it easy Kid...I've Been Flying this Baby for 20 years Now and i've never had an accident. As long as i'm around theres NOTHING To Worry about!
*Ben starts to Feel a little better.*
Uncle Vito: Hey Eddie, Wanna Hand me those Pills In That Compartment? I Need them for my Ulcer.
Eddie: Sure, Uncle Vito.
*Eddie Looks In.*
Eddie: Hey, Uncle Vito...Theres 2 Bottles of Pills in here.
Uncle Vito: Yeah...The One on the left is my Ulcer Medication, The One on the right is sleeping Pills.
Ben: Why do you keep sleeping Pills in here?
Uncle Vito: For Passengers...You Know, The Ones that get panicky While flying. I Was about to give you one before you calmed down. They Knocl You Right Out in less than a Minute.
Eddie: Here, Uncle Vito.
*Eddie hands Uncle Vito a Pill.*
Uncle Vito: Thanks.
*Uncle Vito takes it and swallows it...Seconds Later Uncle Vito's eyes start to slowly close as he looks drowsy.*
Uncle Vito: Im Kinda...
*Uncle Vito Falls Asleep.*
Eddie: Uncle Vito.....UNCLE VITO?
Ben: WHAT HAPPENED?
Eddie: I DUNNO....
Ben: You Gave him the Pills on the left, RIGHT?
Eddie: Of Course I Did, What...Do you think im an Idiot?
*Ben Grabs the Bottle out of Eddie's Hand and Reads it.*
Ben: SLEEPING PILLS.....YOU CANT EVEN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN LEFT AND RIGHT?!
Eddie: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!
Ben: WHY DIDNT YOU READ THE BOTTLE?
Eddie: I DIDNT THINK IT WAS NECCESARY!
*Uncle Vito's head falls on the steering wheel as the Helicopter starts to go down.*
Ben & Eddie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
*In the School Auditorium Principal Franklin is on stage With each of the Canidates standing behind him..*
Principal Franklin: Thank You For that Wonderful Speech, Bernice. Next Up...*Sighs* Eric Miller.
*The School Audience goes wild as Eric walks up to the Podium.*
Eric: Thank You, Principal Franklin....And Good Morning Students and Facilty. As Your President, I Promise to Look at all of the Important Issues that are brought up to me by any of you. This is Our school, And we should have a say in How Its Run. I Also Promise to Be Fair, Hard Working,...
*Principal Franklin Is sitting in a chair in the background.*
Principal Franklin: *Whispering To Himself* Hmmm...This may not be as bad as i think.
Eric: And of course....THE HOT TUB!
*The School Audience goes wild with Applause as Principal Franklin Slaps himself in the forehead.*
Eric: And to show just how confident i am that i am going to win...The Hot tub is being delivered As we speak!
*Ben & Eddie are shown in the Helicopter still screaming.*
Ben: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING....
Eddie: BUT WHAT?!
Ben: HES YOUR UNCLE...DIDNT HE EVER TEACH YOU ANYTHING ABOUT FLYING IT?
Eddie: Think About what your saying, Ben. Do you HONESTLY Think He would Let ME Fly A Helicopter?
Ben: Good Point...
Eddie: What about you?...Your a Genius!
Ben: Yeah...And if you wanted to Know what matieral Helicopters were made of, How Much Helicopters weigh, Or Approximitely How Many Helicopters can be found in the United States, I Could Help. But as far as flying them goes...I Got Nothing!
Eddie: Uhhh....I GOT IT!
Ben: WHAT?
Eddie: This has happened like a MILLION Times on Sitcoms. All We have to do is use the radio to get someone to talk us down.
Ben: Yeah...Good Idea.
*Eddie & Ben Move Uncle Vito out of the Pilots seat and sit him in the back, Ben then sits in the Pilot Seat as Eddie trys to work the radio.*
Eddie: HELLO.....HELLO?
Voice: Hello this is Air Patrol. What seems to be the problem?
Ben: OUR PILOT IS SLEEPING AND WE'RE IN A MOVING HELICOPTER!
Air Patrol Man: Sleeping?
Ben & Eddie: YES!
Air Patrol: Ok...Just Calm down. Are you able to wake the Pilot?
*Ben shakes Vito and Vito doesnt budge.*
Ben: I Dont think so.
Air Patrol: Can either of you fly a Helicopter?
Ben: No.
Air Patrol: Ok...Well thats bad. But I Do have some good news!
Eddie: You can help us?
Air Patrol: No, I Just saved Money on my Car Insurance. You're going to die.
Ben & Eddie: WHAT?!
Air Patrol: Joking...Joking.
Ben: Well im glad you get humor out of Terrorizing 2 Teenage Boys Alone in a Helicopter thats about to crash....BUT HELP US YOU JERK!!!
Air Patrol: Ok...I Think I Have a read of you. Where were you going to land?
Ben: The High school roof.
Air Patrol: Why?
Ben: We had to deliver a hot tub.
Air Patrol: Delivering A Hot tub to the school?
Ben: LONG Story.
Air Patrol: Ok...Well Just follow my Instructions and You can land there.
Eddie: Ok...
Ben: Im gonna KILL Eric for this.
Eddie: Unless the Other Kids do it first...We're Quite Late.
Ben: Yeah, And after this plane Crashes we can meet him in Heaven...And I Can Kill him again!
*Eric Is shown at the podium as the Audiece is getting tired of waiting.*
Eric: Im Sure itll be here soon....Until then let me tell you all about how i plan to get newer text Books and...
*Audience Boos.*
Audience: HOT TUB! HOT TUB! HOT TUB!
Eric: IT WILL BE HERE SOON!
*Principal Franklin stands up and walks to the Podium.*
Principal Franklin: I Think You've Pulled Us along on this Cherade Long enough, Mr. Miller. We all Know there is No way you Would Have a hot tub....Everyone form an Orderly Line to vote.
*Eric Looks Upset as Bernice smiles and walks up to him.*
Bernice: Sorry, Eric. I Guess its just the way the world works...There are Winners, And there are Losers. And you would be...A Loser.
*Bernice Smiles and walks off*
Eric: Where ARE Those Guys...
*Ben & Eddie are shown in Helicopter.*
Air Patrol: Ok, You guys are doing good. Now hit the Button to your left
*Eddie Pushes Button and the Helicopter starts to go down.*
Ben & Eddie: AHHHHHHHHH
Air Patrol: I SAID TO YOUR LEFT!
*Back in the Auditorium*
Principal Franklin: The Votes have been Cast and Tallyed. And the winner is...
*Eric Looks Nervous as Bernice Smiles*
Principal Franklin: ...Walter Denton!
Bernice: WHAT?!
*Eric Smiles and walks up to Bernice.*
Eric: Sorry, Bernice. I Guess its just the way the world works...There are Winners, And there are Losers. And you would be...A Loser.
*Eric Pats Bernice on the back and walks off as Bernice Is still Looking shocked. Helicopter Noises are then heard*
Principal FranklinL Hey.....Whats That Noise?
*Up in the Helicopter.*
Eddie: The School!
Ben: WE MADE IT!
*Principal Franklin, Eric, Bernice & All the other students walk outside and Look up.*
Bernice: A Helicopter?....And A Hot Tub?!
Principal Franklin: Is....That BEN Flying it?!
*Everyone Looks up shocked. Back in the Helicopter.*
Air Patrol: Congratulations Guys...Now just bring the lever down EASILY...
*Eddie Pulls the lever down Fast as the Hot tub Comes Crashing down on a Car.*
Princpal Franklin: MY CAR!
*Principal Franklin Runs towards his car as The Helicopter lands. All the students run towards the helicopter as Ben & Eddie get out.*
Eric: WAIT....YOU GUYS FLEW THE HELICOPTER?
Ben: Long Story, Man....LONG Story.
*Eric Raises his eyebrow as Uncle Vito starts to wake up.*
Uncle Vito: Woah...What Happened?
*Principal Franklin walks up.*
Principal FranklinL YOU KIDS ARE IN BIG TROUBLE!
*Eric, Eddie & Ben All run and get in the Helicopter.*
Eddie: START IT UP, UNCLE VITO.
*Uncle Vito starts the Helicopter and it starts to fly off. Principal Franklin starts to run and chase after it shaking his fist.*
Principal Franklin: YOU HAVE TO LAND SOMETIME...AND WHEN YOU DO YOU'RE MINE. YOU HEAR THAT? YOU'RE MIIIINE!
*The Scene ends with Principal Franklin chasing after the Helicopter.*