Chad22
05-26-2004, 04:34 PM
Themesong: Hey You
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Britney Baldings - Ashlee (*A TV People*)
Calvin Sanders - Wallace Shawn
Ms. Griffin - Maureen McCormick
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*A Shot Of The High School is shown. Inside Eric, Ben & Eddie are standing next to Eric's Locker As Eric gets stuff out of it.*
Ben: I Think i flunked the test...
Eddie: How Can You Have? YOU STUDIED FOR WEEKS!
Ben: IM GOING TO FAIL!
Eddie: Why dont you just READ The test score, Nerd?
Eric: Dont Mind him, Eddie. He does this everytime theres a big test. He locks himself in his room and does some Nonstop studying, Takes the test, Then When he gets it back he complains all day that he did bad without even bothering to read it, Until i end up reading it for him and announcing...Big Shock...That he got an A.
Ben: Thats not true.
*Eric Raises his eyebrow.*
Ben: Oh Go ahead and read it.
*Eric sighs as Ben hands him the test. Eric Then looks at it.*
Eric: Wow, You were right....You actually did flunk this one.
Ben: WHAT?!
*Ben snatches the test out of Eric's Hand and Looks at it, His Look of shock then turns to relief, Then annoyed as he Looks at Eric.*
Ben: I Got An A
Eric: *Slightly Laughing* I Got you bad man.
Ben: Shut Up, Eric.
*Eric & Eddie laugh.*
Ben: Well this is great and all....But i have another test Tommorow
Eddie: So close together?
Ben: Yes...In Honors Math class we have tests alot.
Eddie: None of my Classes have tests that close together.
Ben: Maybe they should, Then You can finally learn how to count.
Eddie: Shut up, Nerd.
Ben: I Have to REALLY Crack down and study hard for tommorows test.
Eric: Ben...Will you relax for once in your life? You Already know the material, So why Knock yourself out studying all Night?
Ben: Actually Eric, I DONT Know the Material on this Test that well, If i dont crack down im gonna fail it. I've Never gotten anything Below An A. Did you Know i came THIS Close to getting an A Minus in 3rd Grade Because i didnt study?!
*Eric rolls his eyes*
Eddie: I Swear you are the biggest nerd i have ever met in my Life. You Make Urkel Look like The Fonz!
*Billy walks Up*
Billy: HI GUYS!!!!
Eric: Uhhh...Hi Billy.
Billy: Since you guys are my BEST Buds....I Wanted to introduce you to my cousin.
Eddie: Oh Great... Is He Anything like you?
Billy: She, Actually.
*Eric Suddenly gains interest in the conversation*
Eric: She, Huh?
Billy: Yup! Eric, Ben, Eddie...Id like you to meet my Cousin, Britney Baldings!
*Just then a Nerdy Looking girl With Greasy Hair and Taped up Glasses comes Up With A Big Smile*
Britney: HI!
*Eric's Interest Suddenly dies Down as He Raises his eyebrow As Ben & Eddie just stand there*
Billy: Britney, This is Eric.
*Britney smiles and Extends her hand as Eric Reluctantly shakes it.*
Eric: Uhhh....Hi.
Billy: This is Eddie.
*Britney Smiles and extends her hand again as Eddie just Looks down at It for a second, Then Looks up without shaking.*
Eddie: Hi.
Billy: And this is Ben.
*Ben Reluctantly extends his hand as Britney gets a big smile on her face.*
Britney: OHHHHH, YOU'RE CUTE!
*Britney Smiles and Leaps Into Ben's Arms as he starts to lose his balance and they both fall Over. Eric, Eddie & Billy Help them up as Ben wipes himself off and Britney stares at Ben with adoring eyes.*
Britney: Whats your last name, Ben?
Ben: Sanders...
Britney: Britney Sanders....It Sounds good already!
*Ben Looks Horrified*
Ben: Listen Britney, I...
Britney: LOVE ME?!
Ben: NO NO! I..
Britney: WANT TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE? I ACCEPT!
Ben: Listen, Britney...I Dont Know if i Have the time. I Have some studying to do For this big Test Monday. You Know how it is...
Britney: *Disapointed* Oh....Ok. Some other time, Maybe?
Ben: Uhhhh...Yeah, Maybe.
Britney: Come On, Billy.
*Billy & Britney walk Off.*
Ben: Man...The One time in my life a Girl Likes me, And shes...Shes.....THAT.
Eric: Good thing you got rid of her.
Eddie: Yeah...Imagine if she hung around you all day.
Ben: Oh Man, That would be a NIGHTMARE....Well, I Gotta get home, Have some Major Cracking down to do on studying!
Eric: Ben, I Told ya man...Take it easy!
Ben: Im Sorry Eric, But i just cant do that! I'll see you guys Tommorow. Bye
*Ben Walks out of the school.*
Eddie: For someone that is one of my new bext friends...I Really Hate that guy.
Eric: I Wish Once....Just ONCE, He would know what its Like to Not Get An A.
Eddie: Bet I Could Make it happen.
Eric: What?
Eddie: I Said I Bet I Could make it happen!
Eric: *Laughs* Good one, Eddie.
Eddie: Hey, You're not the only one that knows how to Pull off a scheme.
Eric: You're Serious?
Eddie: Yeah, Im Serious.
Eric: Well then, Why dont we make this interesting. 25 Bucks Says you cant do it.
Eddie: Well 50 Bucks says I Can!
Eric: 50 Bucks?
Eddie: Scurred?
Eric: No...No, You're On!
Eddie: Great.
*Eric & Eddie shake on it.*
Eric: But i gotta warn ya man...Ben has NEVER Gotten below an A. NEVER!
Eddie: Well thats about to change.
Eric: *Laughs* Whatever you say, Man.
*Eric walks out as Eddie stands Thinking*
Eddie: That Would Be A Nightmare, Huh.
*Eddie gets a grin on his face. Ben is then shown in his room studying when His Father, Calvin walks in with a Plate of Speghetti.*
Calvin: I Thought I'd bring some speghetti in for you since you missed Supper.
Ben: Thanks Dad.
Calvin: What are ya working on there, Sport?
Ben: Just studying for the big test.
Calvin: Maybe you should take it easy there. You Already Get Amazing Grades....I'm Sure you'll do fine.
Ben: You sound like Eric.
Calvin: Well...You're Only a Kid Once. I'm Glad you do well in school, But you also need to learn to have fun.
Ben: I Know how to have fun, Dad. When I Dont have a big test coming up...I Have Fun.
Calvin: *Laughs* Ok, Ben. Listen, I Have to get to the Hospital right away.
Ben: Anything wrong?
Calvin: Mrs. Richards Should have her baby anytime now. Dr. Griffin is her usual Doctor, But hes on Vacation...And The Babys coming a little earlier than expected.
Ben: Ok, Bye Dad.
Calvin: Bye Ben...And try not to work TOO Hard.
Ben: *Smiles* Ok, Dad.
*Calvin walks out of Ben's Room When Ben's Phone rings Ben Picks it up.*
Ben: Hello?
*A Split screen is then shown with Ben On One side and Eric on the other.*
Eric: Hi Ben.
Ben: Hi Eric. Whats Up?
Eric: Nothing Much. You're Studying, Right?
Ben: *Sighs* Yes...Why? Wanna make fun of me more?
Eric: Oh No...Just the Opposite. I Wanna Apoligize for Hassling you earlier.
Ben: *Looking Confused* You Do?
Eric: Yeah...If Grades mean that Much too you...Then you should Do what you feel is right.
Ben: I Should?
Eric: Absolutely, And I Support you all the way.
Ben: Gee...Thanks, Eric.
Eric: No Problem. Now you work hard and get yourself another A....Ok Pal?
Ben: I'll Try.
Eric: Bye.
Ben: Bye...
*Ben Hangs up the phone still looking confused, He Then Takes a bite of his speghetti and then starts to give a reaction like its too hot.*
Ben: HOT.....NEED WATER.
*Ben runs out of the room to the Kitchen. He takes a glass out of the Cupboard and fills it up with water in the sink. He then takes a drink and gets a look of relief. Just then the doorbell rings as Ben walks over to answer it. He Opens the door and sees Britney standing there with a Huge smile.*
Ben: Britney? What are you doing here?
Britney: I'm Here for our date, Silly!
Ben: Date?! I Told you Britney...I Have studying to do.
Britney: Oh No, Ben Sanders. You're not gonna fool me again!
Ben: What?
Britney: I Know all about how you were too shy to ask me out, And made up that story about studying...That is SO Adorable! But you dont need to be shy around me Benny Wenny.
Ben: Shy? What the...
Britney: Its Ok, Honey! Eddie told me all about it.
Ben: *Looking Mad* Oh He DID, Did He?
Britney: Yup! And Now That we've gotten past that stage....
*Britney Puts her arms around Ben*
Britney: IM ALL YOURS!
*Ben Looks nervous and starts to back off.*
Ben: Uhhh Well the thing is I...
*Ben is still backing up and cant see where hes going, So He Trips Over a chair.*
Britney: OH MY GOD! Are You Ok?
Ben: *Laying On Ground with Fallen Chair Under him.* Yeah...I'm Fine.
Britney: YOU SURE ARE!
*Britney Runs Over and Lays down On Her stomach next to Ben, She then Puts her Hands under her Chin and smiles at Ben*
Britney: WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT?
Ben: Oh..Just...Ways to Kill Eddie.
*Eddie is shown sitting in a restaurant eating Curly Fries With a big grin as Eric walks in.*
Eddie: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Hi Eddie.
*Eric sits down across from Eddie.*
Eddie: I've been thinking about our bet...And Why dont you go ahead and give me the 50 bucks Now. No Need to wait til tommorow.
Eric: I Keep telling ya Eddie...Theres no way you're gonna win. Ben has Gotten an A On everything hes ever done in School....Even Gym!
Eddie: Nerd Boy Passes Gym?
Eric: The Gym Teacher Agreed To Give Him Passing Grades Through High School without even having to show up.
Eddie: Why?
Eric: He saw the Gym Teacher With A Goat This One Time...Not a Pleasent Vision.
*Eddie Looks at Eric Weird*
Eric: So what makes you think this times gonna be any different?
Eddie: Lets just say I May have gotten a..."Distraction".
Eric: Distraction?
Eddie: You Know Billy Baldings' Cousin?
Eric: Britney?
Eddie: Yeah. I Told her Ben was CRAZY About her and gave her his address.
Eric: WHAT?
*Eric stands up and starts to walk off.*
Eddie: Go Ahead, Eric...Wont do you much good. You Couldnt get this chick away from Ben with a Forklift.
*Eric walks out the door as Eddie starts eating again with a grin. Inside of Ben's Living room is shown again as Ben & Britney are sitting on the couch. Britney is talking as Ben Has his head Hung in Boredom.*
Britney:...And then when i was 12 I Learned to Ride A Bike. I Also Started Therapy that year...My Parents said Im Too Hyperactive, But i dont see what they're talking about. For some reason the Therapist quit Before my Second session though...I Heard somehing about some Whackjob making him want out of the Business.
Ben: Gee...I Wonder who THAT Was.
Britney: *Laughs* You Are SO Cute!
*Britney Lays her head on Ben's Shoulder As Ben Looks extremely Uncomfortable, Just then the doorbell rings.*
Ben: I'LL GET IT!
*Ben quickly gets off the couch causing Britney to fall off of it. Ben quickly opens the door and sees Eric at the doorway.*
Eric: Bad News Ben...Your Test Results from The Lab are back.
Ben: Huh?
Eric: *Whispering* Play Along...
Ben: Oh...Those Test Results.
Eric: I'm Afraid you Have...It.
*Britney walks towards the door.*
Britney: Whats "It"?
Eric: Cronesia.
Ben & Britney: Cronesia?!
Eric: Yes...Cronesia.
Britney: Whats That?
Eric: Its A Disease that Causes you to grow hair On your hands And Sleep 17 hours a day. Your Eyes will also Permanently Rollover to the back of your head.
Britney: Ewwww...
Eric: I'll say. The Symptoms should start soon...And is very contagious. You Better get out of here before you start to get it!
Britney: What about you?
Eric: I Already had my shot for it!
Britney: Oh...Well...Are you sure?
*Eric Gets closers to Britney and Looks her in the face.*
Eric: Eyes...Rolled Over.
Britney: Right....Bye Ben.
Ben: Bye Britney...*Insincerily* Sorry we didnt get to finish our date.
Britney: I Hope everything works out well for you...
Ben: ....Thanks.
Eric: I'm Sure it means SO Much that you care...
*Britney gives a small smile, Then Looks at Ben sad and walks out as Eric closes the door.*
Ben: Eric, That was Brilliant!
Eric: Nevermind that. You Need to get back to your studys.
Ben: Eric...Why the sudden interest In My Studys?
Eric: Well Cause I....YOU NEED TO PASS THAT TEST!
Ben: Well Actually, I've Been thinking...Maybe you were right. I Mean...I Should take it easy a little. This Test isnt even that Important.
Eric: Oh No, Ben....NO NO NO NO...You are talking CRAZY Man!
Ben: But...
Eric: No Buts! You March into that room right now and Study!
Ben: Alright...Alright, Im Going!
*Ben walks to his room*
Eric: And im gonna stay right here and make sure there are no other interuptions.....Wheres The TV?
*Ben sticks his head out his bedroom door.*
Ben: Its in the shop being Repaired...You Can watch the one in my Dad's room Upstairs if you want.
Eric: Ok.
*Eric Walks upstairs. The Restaurant is then shown again as Eddie is still sitting in the booth and you can see outside the window that it is starting to get dark. Just then Britney walks In as Eddie Looks Shocked and walks up to her.*
Eddie: Britney? What are you doing here?
Britney: I Came to get something to eat.
Eddie: What about Ben?
Britney: Well he can eat too I Guess.
*Eddie rolls his eyes*
Eddie: I Mean why arent you at his House?
Britney: Oh...Eric Came By and Broke the news.
Eddie: What News?
Britney: Eddie has Cronesia.
Eddie: Cronesi What?
Britney: Cronesia. Hes gonna sleep for 17 Hours a day and grow hair on his hands....And His eyes are gonna Roll to the back of his head.
Eddie: Eyes...Rolled to the back of his head?
Britney: Sad, Isnt It?
Eddie: Yeah...Its sad alright.
Britney: And its very Contagious. Thats why i left.
Eddie: Well Britney, I Am Shocked and Appauled.
Britney: What?
Eddie: You Would let something as Little as A Sickening Disease come between you and You're True Love?
Britney: Well...
Eddie: Why, You Probably broke the poor guy's heart.
Britney: Oh No...You Think?
Eddie: I Pretty Much know i for a fact. But Who Cares...As long as you dont get Crawnesio...
Britney: Cronesia.
Eddie: Whatever. The Point is...You May have just Took what little bit of hope that Poor Sick young man had.
Britney: Oh No I Havent. Im gonna go back there right now and comfort him!
Eddie: What If You Get Cronesia?
Britney: Thats a chance im willing to take!
*Britney walks out as Eddie smiles and brings his arm down in celebration.*
Eddie: YES!
*Eddie follows her out the door. Back at Ben's House The Doorbell rings as Ben walks out of his room and opens the door only to see Britney there Smiling.*
Ben: BRITNEY?!
Britney: Thats Right, Ben....It was Uncaring of me to leave like that with all you're going through.
Ben: Nono..Thats Ok!
Britney: No Its Not. Im Here to make you feel better, Benny Wenny!
Ben: How are you gonna make me feel better?
*Britney smiles and makes her eyebrows go up and down as Ben gets a Look of horror and runs in the other direction behind the counter, But Britney runs up to the other side of the counter and Blocks Ben's escape.*
Britney: Theres No Escaping It, Ben. I'm Here to Make you feel better...Doctor's Orders!
Ben: What kind of WHACKJOB Doctor Would send you to make a sick man better?
Britney: Dr...CUPID!
*Britney leaps at Ben and tackles him to the ground. Ben lays Looking up in Horror as Britney Smiles and Looks down.*
Britney: How about a Kissy Poo...
*Eric walks down stairs.*
Eric: Whats All the Noise down here?.....BRITNEY?! Didnt I Tell you his disease was Contagious? Its wrong for you to even be around a man in his condition.
Britney: If Loving Ben Sanders is wrong...Then i dont WANT To be right!
*Britney trys to Kiss Ben as Ben Trys to struggle away. Eric then trys to Pull her off but she starts kicking at the air when Eddie walks in and starts laughing histerically As Eric & Britney go falling back and Ben Crawls into the corner rolled up in a ball and starts sucking his thumb.*
Eddie: *Laughing* Oh Man...Its Like Watching The Three Stooges...Only Curlys wearing Lipstick and has Boobs.
*Eric stands up and walks over to Eddie.*
Eric: I Hate You...
Ben: What The HECK Is going On Here?
Eric: Nevermind...Just go study.
Eddie: No, Dont Study!
Eric: Study!
Eddie: Dont Study!
Eric: STUDY!
Eddie: DONT STUDY!
Britney: KISS ME!
Ben: OUT!....EVERYBODY OUT, RIGHT NOW!
Eric: What?
Ben: *Points At Eric* TONIGHT I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY YOU *Points at Britney* CHASED AROUND BY YOU *Points at Eddie* AND MESSED WITH BY YOU. I'M TIRED OF IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE MY EYES REALLY ROLLOVER TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
Eddie: Wow Nerdboy....I Never knew you had that in ya.
Britney: I Just Love A Man With Force!
Ben: OUT! OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!
*Eric & Eddie walk out slightly scared as Britney Blows a Kiss and follows them. Ben is Shown standing in the same spot with a red face Of Anger When Calvin walks in.*
Calvin: Hi, Ben.
Ben: Hi, Dad.
Both Of Them: How was your Night?
*3 Seconds of Awkward Silence.*
Both Of Them: Dont Ask.
*Both of them Look confused at the other.*
Both Of Them: Good Night.
*Ben walks in his room as Calvin walks up stairs. The Next day in School Eric & Eddie are standing by Their Lockers.*
Eric: I Hope he Got an A.
Eddie: He Didnt.
Eric: Yeah...Thanks to your Interfering.
Eddie: Hey...It Worked didnt it?
*Ben is shown walking up.*
Eric: Guess we'll find out Now. Hey, Ben.
Ben: *Sighs* Hey, Eric.
Eric: Well...
Ben: Well What?
Eric: How did you do?
Ben: I Dont know yet...I Think I Failed.
Eric: GIMME THAT!
*Eric Snatches the Test out of Ben's Hand.*
Eric: Did you get alot of studying in last night after we left?
Ben: I Was too tired, Eric...I Fell asleep not long after you left.
*Eddie grins as Eric Looks Upset and Opens the paper...Eric's Face then gets even more disapointed.*
Eric: ......B+
*Ben & Eric Both Look Upset as Eddie smiles.*
Ben: I Cant believe it...This is the first time in my life i didnt get an A.
Eddie: Well ya cant win Em All, Nerdboy. And neither can you, Eric.
*Eric starts to dig in his pocket when a Female teacher walks out of the classroom.*
Teacher: Ben...
Ben: Yes Ms. Griffin?
Ms. Griffin: I Just realized i made a mistake on your Test...You Actually got Number 19 right.
Ben: I Did?
*Ms. Griffin Takes Ben's Test and Corrects it, Then changes the Grade to A -*
Ben: Thanks, Ms. Griffin!
Ms. Griffin: No Problem, Ben. My Mistake.
*Ms. Griffin walks off as Eddie Looks Mad, Eric Grins and Ben Lets out a sigh of relief.*
Ben: This is great...I Still Havent gotten below an A! I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM IN THE WORLD!!!!!
*Britney walks up.*
Britney: Oh Beeeen...Are you ready for your Kiss?!
*Ben screams and runs off down the hallway*
Britney: Oh, Ben....I WILL Eventually Get You!
*Britney chases After Ben down the hallway*
Eric: Well Well, Eddie....Cant win em all. Now how about that 50 bucks you owe me?
Eddie: Well...Uhhh.......HOLD ON BEN, ILL HELP YOU!
*Eddie runs off down the hallway after Britney & Ben.*
Eric: *Yelling* Go Ahead, Eddie...I Will eventually Get you.
*Principal Franklin comes up to Eric.*
Principal Franklin: Hey Miller, I Wanted to talk to you about That Little "Incident" With the Girls Bathroom Last Week.
Eric: Uhhh...WAIT UP GUYS!
*Eric runs off down the hallway.*
Principal Franklin: Go Ahead, Miller...I Will eventually Get You!
*Principal Franklin looks on with an Evil Look as the scene fades.*
CAST
Eric Miller - Chad Doody
Ben Sanders - TF
Eddie Minetti - EFD
Randy Miller - Anson Wiliams
Emily Miller - Crystal Bernard
Principal Franklin - Sherman Hemsley
Billy Baldings - Jack Wilson
GUEST STARS
Britney Baldings - Ashlee (*A TV People*)
Calvin Sanders - Wallace Shawn
Ms. Griffin - Maureen McCormick
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*A Shot Of The High School is shown. Inside Eric, Ben & Eddie are standing next to Eric's Locker As Eric gets stuff out of it.*
Ben: I Think i flunked the test...
Eddie: How Can You Have? YOU STUDIED FOR WEEKS!
Ben: IM GOING TO FAIL!
Eddie: Why dont you just READ The test score, Nerd?
Eric: Dont Mind him, Eddie. He does this everytime theres a big test. He locks himself in his room and does some Nonstop studying, Takes the test, Then When he gets it back he complains all day that he did bad without even bothering to read it, Until i end up reading it for him and announcing...Big Shock...That he got an A.
Ben: Thats not true.
*Eric Raises his eyebrow.*
Ben: Oh Go ahead and read it.
*Eric sighs as Ben hands him the test. Eric Then looks at it.*
Eric: Wow, You were right....You actually did flunk this one.
Ben: WHAT?!
*Ben snatches the test out of Eric's Hand and Looks at it, His Look of shock then turns to relief, Then annoyed as he Looks at Eric.*
Ben: I Got An A
Eric: *Slightly Laughing* I Got you bad man.
Ben: Shut Up, Eric.
*Eric & Eddie laugh.*
Ben: Well this is great and all....But i have another test Tommorow
Eddie: So close together?
Ben: Yes...In Honors Math class we have tests alot.
Eddie: None of my Classes have tests that close together.
Ben: Maybe they should, Then You can finally learn how to count.
Eddie: Shut up, Nerd.
Ben: I Have to REALLY Crack down and study hard for tommorows test.
Eric: Ben...Will you relax for once in your life? You Already know the material, So why Knock yourself out studying all Night?
Ben: Actually Eric, I DONT Know the Material on this Test that well, If i dont crack down im gonna fail it. I've Never gotten anything Below An A. Did you Know i came THIS Close to getting an A Minus in 3rd Grade Because i didnt study?!
*Eric rolls his eyes*
Eddie: I Swear you are the biggest nerd i have ever met in my Life. You Make Urkel Look like The Fonz!
*Billy walks Up*
Billy: HI GUYS!!!!
Eric: Uhhh...Hi Billy.
Billy: Since you guys are my BEST Buds....I Wanted to introduce you to my cousin.
Eddie: Oh Great... Is He Anything like you?
Billy: She, Actually.
*Eric Suddenly gains interest in the conversation*
Eric: She, Huh?
Billy: Yup! Eric, Ben, Eddie...Id like you to meet my Cousin, Britney Baldings!
*Just then a Nerdy Looking girl With Greasy Hair and Taped up Glasses comes Up With A Big Smile*
Britney: HI!
*Eric's Interest Suddenly dies Down as He Raises his eyebrow As Ben & Eddie just stand there*
Billy: Britney, This is Eric.
*Britney smiles and Extends her hand as Eric Reluctantly shakes it.*
Eric: Uhhh....Hi.
Billy: This is Eddie.
*Britney Smiles and extends her hand again as Eddie just Looks down at It for a second, Then Looks up without shaking.*
Eddie: Hi.
Billy: And this is Ben.
*Ben Reluctantly extends his hand as Britney gets a big smile on her face.*
Britney: OHHHHH, YOU'RE CUTE!
*Britney Smiles and Leaps Into Ben's Arms as he starts to lose his balance and they both fall Over. Eric, Eddie & Billy Help them up as Ben wipes himself off and Britney stares at Ben with adoring eyes.*
Britney: Whats your last name, Ben?
Ben: Sanders...
Britney: Britney Sanders....It Sounds good already!
*Ben Looks Horrified*
Ben: Listen Britney, I...
Britney: LOVE ME?!
Ben: NO NO! I..
Britney: WANT TO ASK ME OUT ON A DATE? I ACCEPT!
Ben: Listen, Britney...I Dont Know if i Have the time. I Have some studying to do For this big Test Monday. You Know how it is...
Britney: *Disapointed* Oh....Ok. Some other time, Maybe?
Ben: Uhhhh...Yeah, Maybe.
Britney: Come On, Billy.
*Billy & Britney walk Off.*
Ben: Man...The One time in my life a Girl Likes me, And shes...Shes.....THAT.
Eric: Good thing you got rid of her.
Eddie: Yeah...Imagine if she hung around you all day.
Ben: Oh Man, That would be a NIGHTMARE....Well, I Gotta get home, Have some Major Cracking down to do on studying!
Eric: Ben, I Told ya man...Take it easy!
Ben: Im Sorry Eric, But i just cant do that! I'll see you guys Tommorow. Bye
*Ben Walks out of the school.*
Eddie: For someone that is one of my new bext friends...I Really Hate that guy.
Eric: I Wish Once....Just ONCE, He would know what its Like to Not Get An A.
Eddie: Bet I Could Make it happen.
Eric: What?
Eddie: I Said I Bet I Could make it happen!
Eric: *Laughs* Good one, Eddie.
Eddie: Hey, You're not the only one that knows how to Pull off a scheme.
Eric: You're Serious?
Eddie: Yeah, Im Serious.
Eric: Well then, Why dont we make this interesting. 25 Bucks Says you cant do it.
Eddie: Well 50 Bucks says I Can!
Eric: 50 Bucks?
Eddie: Scurred?
Eric: No...No, You're On!
Eddie: Great.
*Eric & Eddie shake on it.*
Eric: But i gotta warn ya man...Ben has NEVER Gotten below an A. NEVER!
Eddie: Well thats about to change.
Eric: *Laughs* Whatever you say, Man.
*Eric walks out as Eddie stands Thinking*
Eddie: That Would Be A Nightmare, Huh.
*Eddie gets a grin on his face. Ben is then shown in his room studying when His Father, Calvin walks in with a Plate of Speghetti.*
Calvin: I Thought I'd bring some speghetti in for you since you missed Supper.
Ben: Thanks Dad.
Calvin: What are ya working on there, Sport?
Ben: Just studying for the big test.
Calvin: Maybe you should take it easy there. You Already Get Amazing Grades....I'm Sure you'll do fine.
Ben: You sound like Eric.
Calvin: Well...You're Only a Kid Once. I'm Glad you do well in school, But you also need to learn to have fun.
Ben: I Know how to have fun, Dad. When I Dont have a big test coming up...I Have Fun.
Calvin: *Laughs* Ok, Ben. Listen, I Have to get to the Hospital right away.
Ben: Anything wrong?
Calvin: Mrs. Richards Should have her baby anytime now. Dr. Griffin is her usual Doctor, But hes on Vacation...And The Babys coming a little earlier than expected.
Ben: Ok, Bye Dad.
Calvin: Bye Ben...And try not to work TOO Hard.
Ben: *Smiles* Ok, Dad.
*Calvin walks out of Ben's Room When Ben's Phone rings Ben Picks it up.*
Ben: Hello?
*A Split screen is then shown with Ben On One side and Eric on the other.*
Eric: Hi Ben.
Ben: Hi Eric. Whats Up?
Eric: Nothing Much. You're Studying, Right?
Ben: *Sighs* Yes...Why? Wanna make fun of me more?
Eric: Oh No...Just the Opposite. I Wanna Apoligize for Hassling you earlier.
Ben: *Looking Confused* You Do?
Eric: Yeah...If Grades mean that Much too you...Then you should Do what you feel is right.
Ben: I Should?
Eric: Absolutely, And I Support you all the way.
Ben: Gee...Thanks, Eric.
Eric: No Problem. Now you work hard and get yourself another A....Ok Pal?
Ben: I'll Try.
Eric: Bye.
Ben: Bye...
*Ben Hangs up the phone still looking confused, He Then Takes a bite of his speghetti and then starts to give a reaction like its too hot.*
Ben: HOT.....NEED WATER.
*Ben runs out of the room to the Kitchen. He takes a glass out of the Cupboard and fills it up with water in the sink. He then takes a drink and gets a look of relief. Just then the doorbell rings as Ben walks over to answer it. He Opens the door and sees Britney standing there with a Huge smile.*
Ben: Britney? What are you doing here?
Britney: I'm Here for our date, Silly!
Ben: Date?! I Told you Britney...I Have studying to do.
Britney: Oh No, Ben Sanders. You're not gonna fool me again!
Ben: What?
Britney: I Know all about how you were too shy to ask me out, And made up that story about studying...That is SO Adorable! But you dont need to be shy around me Benny Wenny.
Ben: Shy? What the...
Britney: Its Ok, Honey! Eddie told me all about it.
Ben: *Looking Mad* Oh He DID, Did He?
Britney: Yup! And Now That we've gotten past that stage....
*Britney Puts her arms around Ben*
Britney: IM ALL YOURS!
*Ben Looks nervous and starts to back off.*
Ben: Uhhh Well the thing is I...
*Ben is still backing up and cant see where hes going, So He Trips Over a chair.*
Britney: OH MY GOD! Are You Ok?
Ben: *Laying On Ground with Fallen Chair Under him.* Yeah...I'm Fine.
Britney: YOU SURE ARE!
*Britney Runs Over and Lays down On Her stomach next to Ben, She then Puts her Hands under her Chin and smiles at Ben*
Britney: WHATCHA THINKIN' ABOUT?
Ben: Oh..Just...Ways to Kill Eddie.
*Eddie is shown sitting in a restaurant eating Curly Fries With a big grin as Eric walks in.*
Eddie: Hey, Eric.
Eric: Hi Eddie.
*Eric sits down across from Eddie.*
Eddie: I've been thinking about our bet...And Why dont you go ahead and give me the 50 bucks Now. No Need to wait til tommorow.
Eric: I Keep telling ya Eddie...Theres no way you're gonna win. Ben has Gotten an A On everything hes ever done in School....Even Gym!
Eddie: Nerd Boy Passes Gym?
Eric: The Gym Teacher Agreed To Give Him Passing Grades Through High School without even having to show up.
Eddie: Why?
Eric: He saw the Gym Teacher With A Goat This One Time...Not a Pleasent Vision.
*Eddie Looks at Eric Weird*
Eric: So what makes you think this times gonna be any different?
Eddie: Lets just say I May have gotten a..."Distraction".
Eric: Distraction?
Eddie: You Know Billy Baldings' Cousin?
Eric: Britney?
Eddie: Yeah. I Told her Ben was CRAZY About her and gave her his address.
Eric: WHAT?
*Eric stands up and starts to walk off.*
Eddie: Go Ahead, Eric...Wont do you much good. You Couldnt get this chick away from Ben with a Forklift.
*Eric walks out the door as Eddie starts eating again with a grin. Inside of Ben's Living room is shown again as Ben & Britney are sitting on the couch. Britney is talking as Ben Has his head Hung in Boredom.*
Britney:...And then when i was 12 I Learned to Ride A Bike. I Also Started Therapy that year...My Parents said Im Too Hyperactive, But i dont see what they're talking about. For some reason the Therapist quit Before my Second session though...I Heard somehing about some Whackjob making him want out of the Business.
Ben: Gee...I Wonder who THAT Was.
Britney: *Laughs* You Are SO Cute!
*Britney Lays her head on Ben's Shoulder As Ben Looks extremely Uncomfortable, Just then the doorbell rings.*
Ben: I'LL GET IT!
*Ben quickly gets off the couch causing Britney to fall off of it. Ben quickly opens the door and sees Eric at the doorway.*
Eric: Bad News Ben...Your Test Results from The Lab are back.
Ben: Huh?
Eric: *Whispering* Play Along...
Ben: Oh...Those Test Results.
Eric: I'm Afraid you Have...It.
*Britney walks towards the door.*
Britney: Whats "It"?
Eric: Cronesia.
Ben & Britney: Cronesia?!
Eric: Yes...Cronesia.
Britney: Whats That?
Eric: Its A Disease that Causes you to grow hair On your hands And Sleep 17 hours a day. Your Eyes will also Permanently Rollover to the back of your head.
Britney: Ewwww...
Eric: I'll say. The Symptoms should start soon...And is very contagious. You Better get out of here before you start to get it!
Britney: What about you?
Eric: I Already had my shot for it!
Britney: Oh...Well...Are you sure?
*Eric Gets closers to Britney and Looks her in the face.*
Eric: Eyes...Rolled Over.
Britney: Right....Bye Ben.
Ben: Bye Britney...*Insincerily* Sorry we didnt get to finish our date.
Britney: I Hope everything works out well for you...
Ben: ....Thanks.
Eric: I'm Sure it means SO Much that you care...
*Britney gives a small smile, Then Looks at Ben sad and walks out as Eric closes the door.*
Ben: Eric, That was Brilliant!
Eric: Nevermind that. You Need to get back to your studys.
Ben: Eric...Why the sudden interest In My Studys?
Eric: Well Cause I....YOU NEED TO PASS THAT TEST!
Ben: Well Actually, I've Been thinking...Maybe you were right. I Mean...I Should take it easy a little. This Test isnt even that Important.
Eric: Oh No, Ben....NO NO NO NO...You are talking CRAZY Man!
Ben: But...
Eric: No Buts! You March into that room right now and Study!
Ben: Alright...Alright, Im Going!
*Ben walks to his room*
Eric: And im gonna stay right here and make sure there are no other interuptions.....Wheres The TV?
*Ben sticks his head out his bedroom door.*
Ben: Its in the shop being Repaired...You Can watch the one in my Dad's room Upstairs if you want.
Eric: Ok.
*Eric Walks upstairs. The Restaurant is then shown again as Eddie is still sitting in the booth and you can see outside the window that it is starting to get dark. Just then Britney walks In as Eddie Looks Shocked and walks up to her.*
Eddie: Britney? What are you doing here?
Britney: I Came to get something to eat.
Eddie: What about Ben?
Britney: Well he can eat too I Guess.
*Eddie rolls his eyes*
Eddie: I Mean why arent you at his House?
Britney: Oh...Eric Came By and Broke the news.
Eddie: What News?
Britney: Eddie has Cronesia.
Eddie: Cronesi What?
Britney: Cronesia. Hes gonna sleep for 17 Hours a day and grow hair on his hands....And His eyes are gonna Roll to the back of his head.
Eddie: Eyes...Rolled to the back of his head?
Britney: Sad, Isnt It?
Eddie: Yeah...Its sad alright.
Britney: And its very Contagious. Thats why i left.
Eddie: Well Britney, I Am Shocked and Appauled.
Britney: What?
Eddie: You Would let something as Little as A Sickening Disease come between you and You're True Love?
Britney: Well...
Eddie: Why, You Probably broke the poor guy's heart.
Britney: Oh No...You Think?
Eddie: I Pretty Much know i for a fact. But Who Cares...As long as you dont get Crawnesio...
Britney: Cronesia.
Eddie: Whatever. The Point is...You May have just Took what little bit of hope that Poor Sick young man had.
Britney: Oh No I Havent. Im gonna go back there right now and comfort him!
Eddie: What If You Get Cronesia?
Britney: Thats a chance im willing to take!
*Britney walks out as Eddie smiles and brings his arm down in celebration.*
Eddie: YES!
*Eddie follows her out the door. Back at Ben's House The Doorbell rings as Ben walks out of his room and opens the door only to see Britney there Smiling.*
Ben: BRITNEY?!
Britney: Thats Right, Ben....It was Uncaring of me to leave like that with all you're going through.
Ben: Nono..Thats Ok!
Britney: No Its Not. Im Here to make you feel better, Benny Wenny!
Ben: How are you gonna make me feel better?
*Britney smiles and makes her eyebrows go up and down as Ben gets a Look of horror and runs in the other direction behind the counter, But Britney runs up to the other side of the counter and Blocks Ben's escape.*
Britney: Theres No Escaping It, Ben. I'm Here to Make you feel better...Doctor's Orders!
Ben: What kind of WHACKJOB Doctor Would send you to make a sick man better?
Britney: Dr...CUPID!
*Britney leaps at Ben and tackles him to the ground. Ben lays Looking up in Horror as Britney Smiles and Looks down.*
Britney: How about a Kissy Poo...
*Eric walks down stairs.*
Eric: Whats All the Noise down here?.....BRITNEY?! Didnt I Tell you his disease was Contagious? Its wrong for you to even be around a man in his condition.
Britney: If Loving Ben Sanders is wrong...Then i dont WANT To be right!
*Britney trys to Kiss Ben as Ben Trys to struggle away. Eric then trys to Pull her off but she starts kicking at the air when Eddie walks in and starts laughing histerically As Eric & Britney go falling back and Ben Crawls into the corner rolled up in a ball and starts sucking his thumb.*
Eddie: *Laughing* Oh Man...Its Like Watching The Three Stooges...Only Curlys wearing Lipstick and has Boobs.
*Eric stands up and walks over to Eddie.*
Eric: I Hate You...
Ben: What The HECK Is going On Here?
Eric: Nevermind...Just go study.
Eddie: No, Dont Study!
Eric: Study!
Eddie: Dont Study!
Eric: STUDY!
Eddie: DONT STUDY!
Britney: KISS ME!
Ben: OUT!....EVERYBODY OUT, RIGHT NOW!
Eric: What?
Ben: *Points At Eric* TONIGHT I HAVE BEEN PUSHED AROUND BY YOU *Points at Britney* CHASED AROUND BY YOU *Points at Eddie* AND MESSED WITH BY YOU. I'M TIRED OF IT! I WANT ALL OF YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE BEFORE MY EYES REALLY ROLLOVER TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD!!!!!!
Eddie: Wow Nerdboy....I Never knew you had that in ya.
Britney: I Just Love A Man With Force!
Ben: OUT! OUT, OUT, OUT, OUT, OUUUUUUUUUT!!!!!!!!
*Eric & Eddie walk out slightly scared as Britney Blows a Kiss and follows them. Ben is Shown standing in the same spot with a red face Of Anger When Calvin walks in.*
Calvin: Hi, Ben.
Ben: Hi, Dad.
Both Of Them: How was your Night?
*3 Seconds of Awkward Silence.*
Both Of Them: Dont Ask.
*Both of them Look confused at the other.*
Both Of Them: Good Night.
*Ben walks in his room as Calvin walks up stairs. The Next day in School Eric & Eddie are standing by Their Lockers.*
Eric: I Hope he Got an A.
Eddie: He Didnt.
Eric: Yeah...Thanks to your Interfering.
Eddie: Hey...It Worked didnt it?
*Ben is shown walking up.*
Eric: Guess we'll find out Now. Hey, Ben.
Ben: *Sighs* Hey, Eric.
Eric: Well...
Ben: Well What?
Eric: How did you do?
Ben: I Dont know yet...I Think I Failed.
Eric: GIMME THAT!
*Eric Snatches the Test out of Ben's Hand.*
Eric: Did you get alot of studying in last night after we left?
Ben: I Was too tired, Eric...I Fell asleep not long after you left.
*Eddie grins as Eric Looks Upset and Opens the paper...Eric's Face then gets even more disapointed.*
Eric: ......B+
*Ben & Eric Both Look Upset as Eddie smiles.*
Ben: I Cant believe it...This is the first time in my life i didnt get an A.
Eddie: Well ya cant win Em All, Nerdboy. And neither can you, Eric.
*Eric starts to dig in his pocket when a Female teacher walks out of the classroom.*
Teacher: Ben...
Ben: Yes Ms. Griffin?
Ms. Griffin: I Just realized i made a mistake on your Test...You Actually got Number 19 right.
Ben: I Did?
*Ms. Griffin Takes Ben's Test and Corrects it, Then changes the Grade to A -*
Ben: Thanks, Ms. Griffin!
Ms. Griffin: No Problem, Ben. My Mistake.
*Ms. Griffin walks off as Eddie Looks Mad, Eric Grins and Ben Lets out a sigh of relief.*
Ben: This is great...I Still Havent gotten below an A! I DONT HAVE A PROBLEM IN THE WORLD!!!!!
*Britney walks up.*
Britney: Oh Beeeen...Are you ready for your Kiss?!
*Ben screams and runs off down the hallway*
Britney: Oh, Ben....I WILL Eventually Get You!
*Britney chases After Ben down the hallway*
Eric: Well Well, Eddie....Cant win em all. Now how about that 50 bucks you owe me?
Eddie: Well...Uhhh.......HOLD ON BEN, ILL HELP YOU!
*Eddie runs off down the hallway after Britney & Ben.*
Eric: *Yelling* Go Ahead, Eddie...I Will eventually Get you.
*Principal Franklin comes up to Eric.*
Principal Franklin: Hey Miller, I Wanted to talk to you about That Little "Incident" With the Girls Bathroom Last Week.
Eric: Uhhh...WAIT UP GUYS!
*Eric runs off down the hallway.*
Principal Franklin: Go Ahead, Miller...I Will eventually Get You!
*Principal Franklin looks on with an Evil Look as the scene fades.*