Brent88
05-23-2004, 07:37 PM
http://www.crh.noaa.gov/radar/latest/DS.p19r0/si.klsx.shtml
INCREDIBLE STORM!!! :eek:
INCREDIBLE STORM!!! :eek:
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View Full Version : Brent's House of Weather Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:37 PM http://www.crh.noaa.gov/radar/latest/DS.p19r0/si.klsx.shtml INCREDIBLE STORM!!! :eek: Moonlight Lady 05-23-2004, 07:38 PM Great Title :D robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:39 PM Originally posted by ravensnumbaoneboo Ok I see my bad! Nice Beyonce avatar!She's a very beutiful lady:drool::drool::lol: :rotflmao: Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:39 PM Originally posted by Katie Great Title :D :bouncers Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 07:39 PM Great Thread Name, Brent. pumpkin: Ravey 05-23-2004, 07:40 PM Ravensnumbaoneboo: what's poaching? :rofl: robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:40 PM Originally posted by robyrob :rotflmao: they didnt care what the article was about, just whether it mentioned raven :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 07:40 PM Originally posted by robyrob :rotflmao: LOL Isnt he only 10 or something? :lol: robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:40 PM Originally posted by *Jackie* Ravensnumbaoneboo: what's poaching? :rofl: ooh ohh - gimme dah link again ! Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 07:41 PM Originally posted by *Jackie* Ravensnumbaoneboo: what's poaching? :rofl: :rotflmao: This is funny. Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:41 PM Originally posted by ravensnumbaoneboo Ok I see my bad! Nice Beyonce avatar!She's a very beutiful lady ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Ravey 05-23-2004, 07:42 PM Originally posted by robyrob ooh ohh - gimme dah link again ! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&postid=1744535#post1744535 Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:43 PM BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 638 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... SOUTHEAST LIVINGSTON COUNTY IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS FORD COUNTY IN EAST CENTRAL ILLINOIS * UNTIL 715 PM CDT * AT 638 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR 12 MILES WEST OF SIBLEY...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 40 MPH. THIS STORM ALSO HAS A HISTORY OF PRODUCING LARGE HAIL. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... FAIRBURY AROUND 645 PM CDT. FORREST AROUND 655 PM CDT. CHATSWORTH AROUND 700 PM CDT. PIPER CITY AROUND 710 PM CDT. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET... BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE LINCOLN IL 638 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN LINCOLN HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... CHRISTIAN COUNTY IN CENTRAL ILLINOIS * UNTIL 745 PM CDT * AT 638 PM CDT...RADAR INDICATED A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WITH STRONG ROTATION 8 MILES WEST OF SICILY...OR ABOUT 16 MILES SOUTH OF SPRINGFIELD...MOVING EAST AT 25 MPH. THIS STORM COULD PRODUCE A TORNADO AT ANY TIME. IN ADDITION TO THE THREAT OF A TORNADO...LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS CAN BE EXPECTED WITH THIS STORM. GO TO A SAFE PLACE NOW! * THE TORNADO IS EXPECTED TO BE NEAR... SICILY KINCAID EDINBURG SHARPSBURG TAYLORVILLE TAYLORVILLE MOUNT AUBURN TAYLORVILLE OTHER LOCATIONS IN THIS WARNING INCLUDE...ASSUMPTION...OWANECO... STONINGTON AND WILLEYS. IF YOU ARE IN THE PATH OF THIS STORM...TAKE COVER IN A BASEMENT OR INTERIOR ROOM ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. VEHICLES AND MOBILE HOMES SHOULD BE ABANDONED FOR A SAFER SHELTER. REPORT SEVERE WEATHER OR ANY STORM DAMAGE TO YOUR LOCAL ESDA...OR THE NEAREST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY...FOR RELAY TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. STAY TUNED FOR LATER STATEMENTS. robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:44 PM what's poaching? Originally posted by robyrob its a special way of cooking eggs, usually simmering them in a cup or bowl in a pan of water - it leaves the yolk intact and slightly runny robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:51 PM http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay2A.gif robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:53 PM http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay2B.gif Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:53 PM Uh oh... tornadoes getting close to Chicago now. :eek: :( BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 643 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... NORTHERN LA SALLE COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS * UNTIL 715 PM CDT * AT 643 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR 7 MILES SOUTHWEST OF SHERIDAN...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 20 MPH. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... SHERIDAN AROUND 655 PM CDT. SOMONAUK AROUND 705 PM CDT. REPORT SEVERE WEATHER TO THE NEAREST LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY. THEY WILL RELAY YOUR REPORT TO THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE. .:BF:. 05-23-2004, 07:55 PM I Gotta Go, Bye :wave: robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:55 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Uh oh... tornadoes getting close to Chicago now. :eek: :( yes, but will there be LIGHTNING! ? robyrob 05-23-2004, 07:55 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN I Gotta Go, Bye :wave: :wave: later BAEFN Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:56 PM Originally posted by robyrob yes, but will there be LIGHTNING! ? Yes defintely. Do you live there? Moonlight Lady 05-23-2004, 07:57 PM I think there will be alot of lightning so those people better get all their eggs poached now so they have something to eat in the shelter. Brent88 05-23-2004, 07:58 PM Originally posted by robyrob http://douglas.min.net/essay/essay2B.gif :rofl: Moonlight Lady 05-23-2004, 07:59 PM My Aunt + Uncle live in Missouri, close to the Illinois border, they're under a tornado watch. Chad22 05-23-2004, 07:59 PM Justin Timberlake is releasing a country album. :rotflmao: Moonlight Lady 05-23-2004, 08:01 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody Justin Timberlake is releasing a country album. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: So instead of Rock Your Body he's gonna be singing Rock Your Saddle?...Rock Your Horse's Body? (well okay that one is just wrong) robyrob 05-23-2004, 08:02 PM i'll be back after Simpsons finale ! :wave: robyrob 05-23-2004, 08:03 PM Originally posted by Katie I think there will be alot of lightning so those people better get all their eggs poached now so they have something to eat in the shelter. :rofl: undubitably Brent88 05-23-2004, 08:04 PM BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 655 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... KENDALL COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS * UNTIL 745 PM CDT * AT 655 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM 3 MILES SOUTHWEST OF MILLINGTON...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 25 MPH. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... NEWARK AROUND 700 PM CDT. PLANO AROUND 710 PM CDT. YORKVILLE AROUND 715 PM CDT. OSWEGO AROUND 730 PM CDT. GO TO THE BASEMENT AND SEEK SHELTER UNDER THE STAIRS OR UNDER A HEAVY PIECE OF FURNITURE. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET...BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. Chad22 05-23-2004, 08:05 PM Originally posted by robyrob i'll be back after Simpsons finale ! :wave: Bye :wave: Im watching it too. Chad22 05-23-2004, 08:05 PM Originally posted by Katie :rotflmao: So instead of Rock Your Body he's gonna be singing Rock Your Saddle?...Rock Your Horse's Body? (well okay that one is just wrong) :rotflmao: Moonlight Lady 05-23-2004, 08:09 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody :rotflmao: :rofl: I think i'll quit while i'm ahead. I need to go to bed anyway. didn't get much sleep last night with the storms. Chad22 05-23-2004, 08:15 PM Originally posted by Katie :rofl: I think i'll quit while i'm ahead. I need to go to bed anyway. didn't get much sleep last night with the storms. Night :wave: MaydayMalonesGirl 05-23-2004, 08:16 PM MIIISSS Lucy had a steam boat the steam boat had a bell *toot toot* Brent88 05-23-2004, 08:18 PM BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 714 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... NORTHERN LA SALLE COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS * UNTIL 745 PM CDT * AT 714 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR 4 MILES WEST OF SHERIDAN...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... SOMONAUK AROUND 720 PM CDT. THIS STORM MAY PRODUCE LARGE HAIL. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET... BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS Elvis Fonzie Dean 05-23-2004, 08:23 PM Originally posted by Brent88 BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 714 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... NORTHERN LA SALLE COUNTY IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS * UNTIL 745 PM CDT * AT 714 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR 4 MILES WEST OF SHERIDAN...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... SOMONAUK AROUND 720 PM CDT. THIS STORM MAY PRODUCE LARGE HAIL. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET... BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS I THOUGHT no one could be worse than TF. Brent88 05-23-2004, 08:37 PM BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 732 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... GRUNDY COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS * UNTIL 815 PM CDT * AT 732 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR OVER VERONA...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... MAZON AROUND 740 PM CDT. GARDNER AROUND 745 PM CDT. COAL CITY AROUND 750 PM CDT. DIAMOND AROUND 755 PM CDT. THIS STORM MAY PRODUCE LARGE HAIL. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET... BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. Brent88 05-23-2004, 08:42 PM !!!!!!!!!! Romeoville is where the NWS Chicago is located!!! BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED TORNADO WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 739 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * TORNADO WARNING FOR... KENDALL COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS NORTHWEST WILL COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS * UNTIL 830 PM CDT * AT 738 PM CDT...DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED STRONG ROTATION IN A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM NEAR YORKVILLE...MOVING EAST 35 MPH. LARGE HAIL HAS ALSO BEEN OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. * THE STORM WILL BE NEAR... OSWEGO AROUND 745 PM CDT. PLAINFIELD AROUND 755 PM CDT. ROMEOVILLE AROUND 815 PM CDT. BOLINGBROOK AROUND 820 PM CDT. GO TO THE BASEMENT AND SEEK SHELTER UNDER THE STAIRS OR UNDER A HEAVY PIECE OF FURNITURE. IF NO BASEMENT IS AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER IN AN INTERIOR CLOSET...BATHROOM...OR HALLWAY ON THE LOWEST FLOOR. STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS. LAT...LON 4165 8852 4156 8851 4157 8804 4173 8805 4173 8827 Elvis Fonzie Dean 05-23-2004, 08:46 PM Brent......... Brent88 05-23-2004, 08:48 PM Northern suburbs: BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE CHICAGO IL 746 PM CDT SUN MAY 23 2004 THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN CHICAGO HAS ISSUED A * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR... LAKE COUNTY IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS * UNTIL 815 PM CDT * AT 746 PM CDT A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WAS LOCATED OVER ROUND LAKE PARK...MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH. * THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR... GREEN OAKS AROUND 755 PM CDT. PARK CITY AROUND 800 PM CDT. WAUKEGAN AROUND 805 PM CDT. THIS SEVERE THUNDERSTORM IS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING... NICKEL SIZE HAIL. A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA. SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS MAY PRODUCE TORNADOES WITH LITTLE OR NO ADVANCE WARNING. Ravey 05-23-2004, 09:00 PM Can you please stop? robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:00 PM Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl MIIISSS Lucy had a steam boat the steam boat had a bell *toot toot* STOP that trash talkin jive :cuss: robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:03 PM Originally posted by *Jackie* Can you please stop? really man, i think if there WAS a severe weather warning on my TV, i'd just tune it out, i'm so used to it with you guys... Ravey 05-23-2004, 09:06 PM Originally posted by robyrob really man, i think if there WAS a severe weather warning on my TV, i'd just tune it out, i'm so used to it with you guys... Yeah. :lol: Chad22 05-23-2004, 09:12 PM Toy Story 2 is on the Disney Channel. :D Elvis Fonzie Dean 05-23-2004, 09:16 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody Toy Story 2 is on the Disney Channel. :D I don't remember watching that since I saw it in the movies.I MIGHT have saw it again on tv.Good movie. Brent is actually using this thread:http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?threadid=110178 Elvis Fonzie Dean 05-23-2004, 09:22 PM It's so hot I had to take my shirt off. robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:22 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody Toy Story 2 is on the Disney Channel. :D http://www.whowantsabalti.co.uk/piccies/mild/great-name.jpg Chad22 05-23-2004, 09:24 PM Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean It's so hot I had to take my shirt off. Quit trying to impress Ravey, You're only Horrifying her more. robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:27 PM Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean It's so hot I had to take my shirt off. i'm going to take my waterwings off too :) Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:30 PM Hello! :wave: Chad22 05-23-2004, 09:32 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan Hello! :wave: Hi Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:33 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody Hi Hey Chad. :wave: robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:33 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan Hello! :wave: :wave: hey be careful - efd is naked :eek: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:34 PM Originally posted by robyrob :wave: hey be careful - efd is naked :eek: :lol: ok. :wave: robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:38 PM Originally posted by Chad Doody Hi yknow when you went missing back then chad, i actually searched all the local news in your area suprisingly, there was no news of your whereabouts, but it WAS understandable because the TOP story that week was a stolen kitten :eek: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:40 PM I wonder where everyone is. Brent88 05-23-2004, 09:45 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan I wonder where everyone is. Severe weather is keeping me busy. It and hurricane landfalls are the most exciting things. robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:46 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan I wonder where everyone is. http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_2.jpg Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:47 PM Originally posted by robyrob http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_2.jpg :lol: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:49 PM Originally posted by Brent88 Severe weather is keeping me busy. It and hurricane landfalls are the most exciting things. The weather doesn't really interest me. Now, the universe fascinates me. :D robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:53 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan The weather doesn't really interest me. Now, the universe fascinates me. :D we have a whole new weather-only thread to post in!!! :yay: i already made a weather related post in thar :D Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:56 PM :bored: robyrob 05-23-2004, 09:57 PM Originally posted by ElvisDustyfan :bored: i have to go watch "Labyrinth" with robyn - we shall talk of universes next time :) :wave: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 09:59 PM Originally posted by robyrob i have to go watch "Labyrinth" with robyn - we shall talk of universes next time :) :wave: Goodnight, Roby. :bye: Brent88 05-23-2004, 10:20 PM Originally posted by robyrob http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_2.jpg :rofl: *InThisMoment* 05-23-2004, 10:21 PM :wave: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 10:22 PM Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl* :wave: Hey Lynn :wave: Tuesday Weld 05-23-2004, 10:36 PM Goodnight all! :bye: Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 11:01 PM ................... Brent88 05-23-2004, 11:03 PM WHERE IS EVERYONE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, it's Sunday Night. :crazy: Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 11:09 PM Originally posted by Brent88 WHERE IS EVERYONE?????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHHEEEEEELLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Come on, it's Sunday Night. :crazy: Tomorrow's Monday though. :/ BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:29 PM Anyone still here? :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 11:29 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Anyone still here? :wave: Well...Kinda. BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:31 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Well...Kinda. lol. Just a warning, if the board is really dead I might disappear... i have a bad habit of doing other things and forgetting i'm on the board :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-23-2004, 11:32 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes lol. Just a warning, if the board is really dead I might disappear... i have a bad habit of doing other things and forgetting i'm on the board :lol: I'm doing other things too. BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:36 PM The Braves won :D 5-1 Brent88 05-23-2004, 11:36 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Tomorrow's Monday though. :/ I hate Mondays. :( BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:37 PM . BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:38 PM Originally posted by Brent88 I hate Mondays. :( I love 'em... barn days for me :D Unfortunately, Mondays mean school starts up again after the weekend. BlueEyes 05-23-2004, 11:38 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes . Hmmm. I think the pic looks better on paper, than on the monitor. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:11 AM I think I shall post a picture of my self. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:13 AM Aren't I gorgeous? :D Brent88 05-24-2004, 12:14 AM Good Night everyone. :wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:15 AM Originally posted by Brent88 Good Night everyone. :wave: G'nite :wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:24 AM Since it's so quiet, Im gonna go :wave: Gnite! *InThisMoment* 05-24-2004, 12:27 AM . Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 12:29 AM Originally posted by *MacGyver Gurl* . Nevermind that, BF accidentally forgot to log Lynn out. :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 12:30 AM Thanks Bro. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 12:35 AM Well, I Guess Nobodys Here, Good Bye, And Good Night. :wave: robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:05 AM Originally posted by BlueEyes Hmmm. I think the pic looks better on paper, than on the monitor. nah - it turned out preety :) Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 07:13 AM Originally posted by Chad Doody Justin Timberlake is releasing a country album. :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Did ya make that or is he really making one? robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:17 AM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic :rotflmao: Did ya make that or is he really making one? does it really matter? :lol: i dont think anyone would care either way - but i think it is a joke :) robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:20 AM morning jack :wave: robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:23 AM i was gonna post something about this new idea i had, but i'm not so sure.... see i was feeding the kittens (i mean putting food in their bowl, not nursing them or anything) and whenever i go in there they always all start climbing up my legs and swarming over me, and i realized that i was wearing "kitten armor" - i was now impervious to attacks from women and sensitve men everywhere all i need now is to find some way of augmenting it to protect me from slobs and drunks.... Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 07:24 AM Originally posted by robyrob http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_2.jpg :rotflmao: Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 07:25 AM Originally posted by robyrob i was gonna post something about this new idea i had, but i'm not so sure.... see i was feeding the kittens (i mean putting food in their bowl, not nursing them or anything) and whenever i go in there they always all start climbing up my legs and swarming over me, and i realized that i was wearing "kitten armor" - i was now impervious to attacks from women and sensitve men everywhere all i need now is to find some way of augmenting it to protect me from slobs and drunks.... LOL! robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:28 AM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic :rotflmao: you ever watch "the Young Ones" jack? - they are hilarious !!! Vyvyan is my fav - those things on his forehead are star-shaped studs he's pounded in, because he's a crazy punk they have the series on dvd at Best Buy and elsewhere... robyrob 05-24-2004, 07:33 AM gotta go man :wave: Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 07:54 AM Originally posted by robyrob you ever watch "the Young Ones" jack? - they are hilarious !!! Vyvyan is my fav - those things on his forehead are star-shaped studs he's pounded in, because he's a crazy punk they have the series on dvd at Best Buy and elsewhere... LOL sounds cpp; BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 09:22 AM As soon as I got off last night, BF got on ... i have perfect timing :p :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 09:36 AM Last night was boring... i guess since it was Sunday night? *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 11:33 AM Bad storm last night...our power went out at about 11 and came on again at about 10am...I didn't go to school, my mom said I didn't hafta. :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 11:34 AM I also found this picture funny. :) BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:24 PM My mom got McDonalds for lunch, and she ordered a salad. They asked if she wanted the adult happy meal, so she said 'sure, why not?" I stole her step-o-meter :D I'm gonna take it to the barn and see how many steps Brat takes when I ride him :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:25 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes My mom got McDonalds for lunch, and she ordered a salad. They asked if she wanted the adult happy meal, so she said 'sure, why not?" I stole her step-o-meter :D I'm gonna take it to the barn and see how many steps Brat takes when I ride him :lol: I wish it said how many mph you were going.... that would be cool for when i canter on my horse :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:27 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* Bad storm last night...our power went out at about 11 and came on again at about 10am...I didn't go to school, my mom said I didn't hafta. :lol: It stormed here Saturday ... knocked out the phones of some of my neighbors. We're lucky we didn't get hit.. we had 2 or 3 computers left on :eek: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 12:35 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes My mom got McDonalds for lunch, and she ordered a salad. They asked if she wanted the adult happy meal, so she said 'sure, why not?" I stole her step-o-meter :D I'm gonna take it to the barn and see how many steps Brat takes when I ride him :lol: :lol: *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 12:36 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes It stormed here Saturday ... knocked out the phones of some of my neighbors. We're lucky we didn't get hit.. we had 2 or 3 computers left on :eek: That's good. :o Pretty much the whole city was out. 9,000 places it said... BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:46 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* That's good. :o Pretty much the whole city was out. 9,000 places it said... Dang :eek: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 12:47 PM We were driving down the interstate and all of a sudden it sounded like a bomb went off. It was lightning striking almost next to us :o *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 01:03 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes We were driving down the interstate and all of a sudden it sounded like a bomb went off. It was lightning striking almost next to us :o That's really scary. :o Once...when my mom was younger, her sister and brother I think it was and her were sitting watching tv during a storm, and all of a sudden this big ball of electricity flashed in front of them real quick. *Pleasant Tomorrow* 05-24-2004, 01:03 PM I am off. :wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:07 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* That's really scary. :o Once...when my mom was younger, her sister and brother I think it was and her were sitting watching tv during a storm, and all of a sudden this big ball of electricity flashed in front of them real quick. Whoa BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:07 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* I am off. :wave: Bye :wave: The Modfather 05-24-2004, 01:15 PM Originally posted by *A TV People* I am off. :wave: http://www.fearofclowns.net/images/pics/3/clown-axe.jpg [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:17 PM Good Day! :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:19 PM http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/watch/ww0273.gif SEL3 URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 273 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 1130 AM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHWEST IOWA NORTHWEST MISSOURI EASTERN NEBRASKA EFFECTIVE THIS MONDAY MORNING AND EVENING FROM 1130 AM UNTIL 1000 PM CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS ALONG AND 135 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 65 MILES NORTH NORTHWEST OF OMAHA NEBRASKA TO 15 MILES SOUTHWEST OF FALLS CITY NEBRASKA. REMEMBER...A TORNADO WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TORNADOES AND SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THREATENING WEATHER CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS. OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 271...WW 272... DISCUSSION...ISOLATED INTENSE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TO INCREASE ACROSS EASTERN NEB...SPREADING INTO PARTS OF NORTHWEST MO AND WESTERN IA THROUGH THE EARLY AFTERNOON. THESE STORMS MAY BECOME SUPERCELLULAR WITH THE THREAT OF VERY LARGE HAIL AND ISOLATED TORNADOES. MORE SIGNIFICANT TORNADO RISK IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP BY MID AFTERNOON OVER SOUTHEAST NEB AS NEW STORMS DEVELOP RAPIDLY ALONG DRYLINE. THESE STORMS WILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR DAMAGING TORNADOES. AVIATION...TORNADOES AND A FEW SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH HAIL SURFACE AND ALOFT TO 4 INCHES. EXTREME TURBULENCE AND SURFACE WIND GUSTS TO 70 KNOTS. A FEW CUMULONIMBI WITH MAXIMUM TOPS TO 550. MEAN STORM MOTION VECTOR 27035. ...HART BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:20 PM Hey everyone :wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:21 PM Big news... my mom got the Warm and Fuzzy at McDonalds :lol: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:21 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Hey everyone :wave: Hey Erin! :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:21 PM SPC AC 241635 DAY 1 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 1135 AM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 VALID 241630Z - 251200Z THERE IS A HIGH RISK OF SVR TSTMS TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 35 WSW LNK OMA 40 NNW OTM MLI 25 NNE PIA 20 ENE SPI 30 SSW SPI 15 NNE COU 20 WSW TOP 35 ENE CNK 35 WSW LNK. THERE IS A MDT RISK OF SVR TSTMS TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 40 N CNK 20 NNW OLU 25 NE OFK 10 NW CID 40 ENE MLI 25 S MMO 20 S DEC ALN 25 NNW EMP 20 SSE CNK 40 N CNK. THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF SVR TSTMS TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 35 NW ABR 50 W AXN 35 WSW STC 20 WNW RFD 25 SSE CGX 15 ESE LAF 30 SSW HUF 35 SW TBN 20 N JLN 40 WSW TUL SPS 45 E BGS 30 S LBB 55 N CDS 15 NNE GAG 10 S RSL 15 ESE BUB 35 NW ABR. THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF SVR TSTMS TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 35 WNW EFK 15 SE RUT 30 NE EWB ...CONT... ORF 10 NE EKN 30 NNW JHW. GEN TSTMS ARE FCST TO THE RIGHT OF A LINE FROM 60 NNE BML 20 E BHB ...CONT... 35 SE JAX 30 SW GNV 20 NNW CTY 65 SSW AGS 15 NE MCN 15 SSE LGC 25 W TOI 40 SSW SEM 40 W SEM 10 SE TCL 30 E MKL 50 SE FYV 50 WNW MLC 25 NNW MWL 20 SW BWD 25 WNW JCT 30 NW DRT ...CONT... 60 SE ELP 10 ESE ROW 20 S CAO 10 ENE LHX 25 WNW COS 40 WNW GJT 30 W 4HV 25 NNE CDC 60 W P38 70 NNE NID 60 S BIH 55 SSE TVL 20 ESE RBL 45 SE MHS 50 SE EUG 25 SW PDX 15 NNE OLM 20 ENE BLI ...CONT... 40 NW CTB 50 WNW GTF 20 NNE BZN 50 SW BIL 35 WNW SHR 25 WNW GCC 35 SE 81V 35 NE CDR 55 W VTN 45 SSE PHP 35 ENE DIK 55 NNW ISN ...CONT... 75 N GFK 10 SSE TVF 35 SW HIB 15 NE EAU 40 NE MKE 30 SSE AZO 20 NNE DAY 10 NNW CMH ERI. ...THERE IS A HIGH RISK OF SVR TSTMS TODAY AND TONIGHT FROM SERN NEB/NERN KS EWD ACROSS SRN IA/NRN MO INTO W-CNTRL IL... ...THERE IS A MDT RISK OF SVR TSTMS TODAY AND TONIGHT OVER THE LOWER MO/MID MS VALLEYS... ...THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF SVR TSTMS FROM THE NRN PLAINS/MIDWEST SWD INTO SRN PLAINS... ...THERE IS A SLGT RISK OF SVR TSTMS NERN INTO MIDDLE ATLANTIC STATES... --OUTBREAK OF SEVERE TSTMS WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR VERY LARGE HAIL...DAMAGING WINDS AND DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES IS ANTICIPATED TODAY-- ...LOWER MO/MID MS VALLEY REGION... AS OF 15Z...PRIMARY SURFACE LOW WAS SITUATED OVER SWRN NEB/NWRN KS WITH ATTENDANT WARM FRONT EXTENDING EWD ACROSS S-CNTRL NEB INTO NERN KS TO VICINITY OF MKC AND INTO CNTRL MO. TRAILING DRYLINE STRETCHED SWD INTO WRN KS /E OF DDC/. LATEST SHORT-TERM MODEL GUIDANCE IS CONSISTENT IN DEVELOPING SURFACE LOW EWD TO NEAR TOP BY EARLY EVENING. WARM FRONT WILL CONTINUE TO LIFT NWD INTO W-CNTRL/SWRN IA SEWD INTO CNTRL IL...WHILE DRYLINE MIXES EWD WITH BULGE DEVELOPING OVER CNTRL INTO NERN KS AT THIS TIME. WHILE LEAD SHORTWAVE TROUGH /CURRENTLY OVER CNTRL NEB/ WILL LIFT NEWD INTO CNTRL MN THIS AFTERNOON...STRONGER UPSTREAM DISTURBANCE /OVER SWRN KS/ WILL EJECT NEWD INTO NWRN MO BY EARLY EVENING. FORCING FOR ASCENT AHEAD OF LEAD SHORTWAVE TROUGH IS CONTRIBUTING TO INTENSIFICATION OF ELEVATED TSTMS FROM ERN SD SWD INTO ERN NEB. 40-50KT SLY LLJ WILL MAINTAIN FEED OF VERY UNSTABLE AIRMASS /PRESENT ACROSS KS/NEB/ INTO DEVELOPING TSTM COMPLEX WITH SEVERE WEATHER THREAT SPREADING EWD INTO W-CNTRL/SWRN MN/NWRN IA THIS AFTERNOON. WHILE LARGE HAIL WILL BE PRIMARY SEVERE WEATHER THREAT...STORMS DEVELOPING SWD INTO ERN NEB/WRN IA WILL BECOME PROGRESSIVELY MORE SURFACE-BASED WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR TORNADOES. ADDITIONAL...EXPLOSIVE TSTM DEVELOPMENT IS ANTICIPATED THIS AFTERNOON INVOF SURFACE LOW EWD ALONG WARM FRONT AND POSSIBLY SWD ALONG DRYLINE AS SWRN KS DISTURBANCE APPROACHES FROM THE SW. VERY MOIST LOW-LEVEL AIRMASS /CHARACTERIZED BY DEWPOINTS OF AROUND 70F/ HAS ALREADY RETURNED TO NERN KS AND WHEN COUPLED WITH STEEP LAPSE RATES OBSERVED ON 12Z SOUNDINGS WILL CONTRIBUTE TO A VERY UNSTABLE ENVIRONMENT LATER TODAY. EXPECT MLCAPES TO APPROACH 3000-4000 J/KG OVER PORTIONS OF SERN NEB/SWRN IA SWD INTO NWRN MO AND ERN KS WITHIN DESTABILIZING WARM SECTOR. BACKED SURFACE WINDS ALONG/N OF WARM FRONT WILL YIELD LARGE LOOPING HODOGRAPHS WITH 0-1KM SRH VALUES OF 200-300 M2/S2. THIS POTENT COMBINATION OF SHEAR AND INSTABILITY WILL SUPPORT LONG-LIVED...CYCLIC SUPERCELLS WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR STRONG TORNADOES. GREATEST THREAT FOR LONG-TRACKED TORNADOES WILL BE WITH THOSE STORMS WITH A LONG RESIDENCE TIME WITHIN WARM FRONTAL ZONE WHERE LOW-LEVEL BUOYANCY/STREAMWISE VORTICITY WILL BE CO-LOCATED. EXPECT UPSCALE EVOLUTION INTO SEVERE MCS /WITH EMBEDDED SUPERCELLS/ OVERNIGHT EWD ALONG WARM FRONT ACROSS NRN MO/SRN IA INTO W-CNTRL IL. IN ADDITION TO WIDESPREAD DAMAGING WINDS...A FEW STRONG TORNADOES WILL BE POSSIBLE WITH ANY SUPERCELLS/COMMA HEAD CIRCULATIONS. ...OK/TX... VERY MOIST LOW-LEVEL AIRMASS EXISTS THIS MORNING E OF DRYLINE WITH DEWPOINTS IN THE UPPER 60S TO AROUND 70F. STRONG DAYTIME HEATING COUPLED WITH THIS MOISTURE AND STEEP LOW TO MID-LEVEL LAPSE RATES WILL CONTRIBUTE TO A STRONGLY UNSTABLE ENVIRONMENT BY AFTERNOON E OF DRYLINE FROM N-CNTRL OK SWWD INTO NWRN TX. PRIMARY CONCERN ACROSS THIS AREA IS STRONG CAP OBSERVED ON 12Z REGIONAL SOUNDINGS AND POTENTIALLY WEAK CONVERGENCE ALONG DRYLINE AS LOW-LEVEL MASS FIELDS RESPOND TO SHORTWAVE TROUGH EJECTING ACROSS THE CNTRL PLAINS. WATER VAPOR IMAGERY AND 12Z ETA GUIDANCE DO SUGGEST THE PRESENCE OF A WEAK DISTURBANCE EMBEDDED IN SWLY MID-LEVEL FLOW REGIME OVER NRN MEXICO WHICH WILL EMERGE INTO WRN TX LATE THIS AFTERNOON. CURRENT PROFILERS AND 12Z UPPER-AIR DATA SUGGEST BELT OF RELATIVELY STRONG MID-LEVEL WINDS FROM TUS TO ABQ TO AMA AND IF STORMS CAN DEVELOP...SUPERCELLS ARE LIKELY. IN ADDITION TO VERY LARGE HAIL...FORECAST HODOGRAPHS SUGGEST SUFFICIENT LOW-LEVEL SHEAR FOR ISOLATED TORNADOES. STORMS WILL LIKELY BE STRONGLY DIURNALLY DRIVEN AND SHOULD TEND TO WEAKEN WITH THE LOSS OF DAYTIME HEATING THIS EVENING. ...NY/PA/WRN NEW ENGLAND SWD INTO THE DELMARVA REGION... SHORTWAVE TROUGH OVER SERN ONTARIO INTO WRN/CNTRL PA THIS MORNING WILL TRANSLATE ENEWD TODAY WITH REGION OF HEIGHT FALLS OVERSPREADING NY/PA EWD INTO WRN NEW ENGLAND. ATTENDANT SURFACE LOW WILL CONCURRENTLY DEVELOP EWD TO VICINITY OF E-CNTRL NY BY 25/00Z. SLY/SWLY LOW-LEVEL FLOW S OF LOW AND ATTENDANT COLD FRONT WILL CONTINUE TO ADVECT INCREASING BOUNDARY-LAYER MOISTURE NWD WITH MODERATELY UNSTABLE AIRMASS /I.E. MLCAPES OF 1000-2000 J/KG/ EXPECTED TO DEVELOP BY MID AFTERNOON FROM WRN MA/SERN NY SWD ACROSS ERN PA/NJ INTO THE DELMARVA REGION. MOREOVER...PRESENCE OF RELATIVELY STRONG MID-LEVEL WIND AXIS OF 55-65KTS AT 500MB FROM PA/NY EWD ACROSS SRN NEW ENGLAND WILL RESULT IN FAVORABLY STRONG DEEP SHEAR PROFILES FOR SUPERCELLS AND/OR BOWING STRUCTURES. MOST INTENSE STORMS WILL BE CAPABLE OF DAMAGING WINDS/LARGE HAIL AND ISOLATED TORNADOES. EWD EXTENT OF SEVERE THREAT OVER CNTRL NEW ENGLAND WILL LARGELY BE LIMITED BY SLY SURFACE TRAJECTORIES OFF COOLER ATLANTIC SHELF WATERS. FARTHER S OVER THE DELMARVA REGION...LARGE-SCALE FORCING FOR ASCENT IS FORECAST TO BE WEAKER THAN POINTS TO THE S...HOWEVER FAVORABLE SHEAR/INSTABILITY COMBINATION WILL EXIST TO SUPPORT MORE ISOLATED SEVERE TSTMS IF DEEP MOIST CONVECTION CAN INITIATE. ..MEAD/JEWELL.. 05/24/2004 ...NOTICE... FOR USERS DECODING THE POINTS PARAGRAPH HEREIN...LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE POINTS FOR THE CATEGORICAL AND PROBABILISTIC OUTLOOK GRAPHICS ALSO ARE LOCATED IN A SEPARATE PRODUCT UNDER THE WMO HEADINGS WUUS01 PTSDY1...WUUS02 PTSDY2...AND WUUS03 PTSDY3. THE INCLUSION OF POINTS IN THIS PRODUCT WILL EVENTUALLY BE DISCONTINUED. NOTE: THE NEXT DAY 1 OUTLOOK IS SCHEDULED FOR 2000Z CURRENT UTC TIME: 2020Z, RELOAD THIS PAGE TO UPDATE THE TIME [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:22 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Big news... my mom got the Warm and Fuzzy at McDonalds :lol: :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:22 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF SPC AC 241635 DAY 1 CONVECTIVE OUTLOOK NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 1135 AM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 VALID 241630Z - 251200Z --OUTBREAK OF SEVERE TSTMS WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR VERY LARGE HAIL...DAMAGING WINDS AND DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES IS ANTICIPATED TODAY-- Another High Risk Day! Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:23 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Hey everyone :wave: Hi. Hi Kelsey. :wave: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:24 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Hi. Hi Kelsey. :wave: Hey TF! :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:25 PM May-24-2004 1630 UTC Day 1 Convective Outlook Public Severe Weather Outlook The SPC is forecasting an outbreak of severe thunderstorms today and tonight across portions of the United States. This is an extremely dangerous situation. Please read the latest public statement about this event. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:26 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Hey Erin! :wave: Hey Kels! [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:28 PM Yes! Now my av looks better. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:29 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Yes! Now my av looks better. :lol: I've had mind for quite a while... i sorta wanna change it, but i love it... hmm [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:30 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes :lol: I've had mind for quite a while... i sorta wanna change it, but i love it... hmm :D I was tired of my freaky anime av so I changed it whoop! =D .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:32 PM Hi Everyone :wave: :wave: :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:34 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Hi Everyone :wave: :wave: :wave: Your Avatar. :lol: Well...Atleast Rubens in there. Hes cool. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:34 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] :D I was tired of my freaky anime av so I changed it whoop! =D :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:34 PM I'm Gellin, Are You? BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:34 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Hi Everyone :wave: :wave: :wave: :wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:35 PM My girlfriend and I visited together with her friend in an old churchyard from the 1700s. Among the tombstones was one dated around 1725 that had fresh flowers by it. Our Friend: "I wonder who has been here with the flowers?" My Girlfriend: (joking) "I guess the widow has been here." Our Friend: "Yes, I guess you're right. Who else could it have been?" Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:35 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN I'm Gellin, Are You? :confused: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:35 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF :confused: Kidding [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:36 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes My girlfriend and I visited together with her friend in an old churchyard from the 1700s. Among the tombstones was one dated around 1725 that had fresh flowers by it. Our Friend: "I wonder who has been here with the flowers?" My Girlfriend: (joking) "I guess the widow has been here." Our Friend: "Yes, I guess you're right. Who else could it have been?" :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:37 PM I was working in a photo store, which specializes in restoring old photographs, when a lady brought in a old picture of a man sitting behind a cow, milking it. Her: "Can you fix this picture for me?" Me: "Sure. What would you like us to do?" Her: "Can you move the cow?" Me: "Move the cow?" Her: "I want to know what my great-grandfather looked like. That's him." She pointed to the feet sticking out under the cow. Me: "I don't think we can do that." Her: "Just move the cow over, and we'll be able to see his face." Me: "I'm sorry. We don't have the technology to do that." Her: (getting huffy) "Well, I guess I'll just take this somewhere else." .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:37 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes My girlfriend and I visited together with her friend in an old churchyard from the 1700s. Among the tombstones was one dated around 1725 that had fresh flowers by it. Our Friend: "I wonder who has been here with the flowers?" My Girlfriend: (joking) "I guess the widow has been here." Our Friend: "Yes, I guess you're right. Who else could it have been?" :lol: :lol: :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:38 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I was working in a photo store, which specializes in restoring old photographs, when a lady brought in a old picture of a man sitting behind a cow, milking it. Her: "Can you fix this picture for me?" Me: "Sure. What would you like us to do?" Her: "Can you move the cow?" Me: "Move the cow?" Her: "I want to know what my great-grandfather looked like. That's him." She pointed to the feet sticking out under the cow. Me: "I don't think we can do that." Her: "Just move the cow over, and we'll be able to see his face." Me: "I'm sorry. We don't have the technology to do that." Her: (getting huffy) "Well, I guess I'll just take this somewhere else." Are you serious?... :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:38 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Are you serious? What the heck... :lol: I'm guessing that actually took place... i found it on a website :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:39 PM I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me: "Certainly, what width?" Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?" :rofl: That's...corny. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:39 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I was working in a photo store, which specializes in restoring old photographs, when a lady brought in a old picture of a man sitting behind a cow, milking it. Her: "Can you fix this picture for me?" Me: "Sure. What would you like us to do?" Her: "Can you move the cow?" Me: "Move the cow?" Her: "I want to know what my great-grandfather looked like. That's him." She pointed to the feet sticking out under the cow. Me: "I don't think we can do that." Her: "Just move the cow over, and we'll be able to see his face." Me: "I'm sorry. We don't have the technology to do that." Her: (getting huffy) "Well, I guess I'll just take this somewhere else." Someone Really Thought You Could Do That? :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:39 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I'm guessing that actually took place... i found it on a website :lol: Ah. [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:40 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I was working in a photo store, which specializes in restoring old photographs, when a lady brought in a old picture of a man sitting behind a cow, milking it. Her: "Can you fix this picture for me?" Me: "Sure. What would you like us to do?" Her: "Can you move the cow?" Me: "Move the cow?" Her: "I want to know what my great-grandfather looked like. That's him." She pointed to the feet sticking out under the cow. Me: "I don't think we can do that." Her: "Just move the cow over, and we'll be able to see his face." Me: "I'm sorry. We don't have the technology to do that." Her: (getting huffy) "Well, I guess I'll just take this somewhere else." :rofl: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:40 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me: "Certainly, what width?" Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?" :rofl: That's...corny. :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:41 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me: "Certainly, what width?" Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?" :rofl: That's...corny. :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:41 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Someone Really Thought You Could Do That? :lol: I suppose so -- LOL. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:42 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I suppose so -- LOL. :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:42 PM Caller: "Can I speak to Mr. [name], please?" Me: "I'm sorry, Mr. [name] is on vacation." Caller: "I'll hold." .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:43 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Caller: "Can I speak to Mr. [name], please?" Me: "I'm sorry, Mr. [name] is on vacation." Caller: "I'll hold." Huh? :confused: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:43 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Huh? :confused: You don't get it? [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:44 PM Do you see a funny looking typing? .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:44 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF You don't get it? Not Really, Sorry Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:45 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Do you see a funny looking typing? No...I see what looks like normal text. [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:45 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF No...I see what looks like normal text. Oh :( BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:46 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Huh? :confused: The caller wanted to wait on the phone until the person wanted to return from vacation. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:46 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF No...I see what looks like normal text. What Are You Guys Talking About? BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:47 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Oh :( It looks different to me -lol .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:47 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes The caller wanted to wait on the phone until the person wanted to return from vacation. Oh, :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:47 PM Ill wind down on the jokes...maybe :lol: "Shania Twain, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson." -- A student naming "three female vocal ranges, from low to high." [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes It looks different to me -lol Yay! :D .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:48 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Ill wind down on the jokes...maybe :lol: "Shania Twain, Janet Jackson, Michael Jackson." -- A student naming "three female vocal ranges, from low to high." LOL. :lol: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:49 PM This is what I see: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:51 PM Yes Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:51 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] This is what I see: The text looks normal to me. I probably don't have that font on my computer. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:52 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] This is what I see: The attachment didnt load for me... BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:52 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes The attachment didnt load for me... Never mind, it just did [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:53 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF The text looks normal to me. I probably don't have that font on my computer. Ohhhh thats why :( [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:53 PM I saw Shrek 2 yesterday :D .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:54 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] I saw Shrek 2 yesterday :D Cool, Was It Good? BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:55 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] I saw Shrek 2 yesterday :D I watched the first one yesterday :lol: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:55 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Cool, Was It Good? Yesh! I loved it! [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:56 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I watched the first one yesterday :lol: Thats awesome, believe it or not I liked the 2nd one better now! BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:57 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Thats awesome, believe it or not I liked the 2nd one better now! Really? A lot of sequels are crappy so I wasn't sure how Shrek would turn out with one :lol: So you recommend the 2nd one? .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:57 PM . Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:57 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Ohhhh thats why :( Has to be it. This is all I see... Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 01:58 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Thats awesome, believe it or not I liked the 2nd one better now! Really? Jack said so too, must be pretty good. [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:58 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Really? A lot of sequels are crappy so I wasn't sure how Shrek would turn out with one :lol: So you recommend the 2nd one? Yes I defintely do! I give it 5 Eh's! .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:58 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Has to be it. This is all I see... Me To. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 01:58 PM Donkey rocks :D Maybe I'll make him my avatar [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:59 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Has to be it. This is all I see... woah you got big fonts! :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 01:59 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Donkey rocks :D Maybe I'll make him my avatar That Would Be Funny, :lol: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:59 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Really? Jack said so too, must be pretty good. I realized on the previews they dont show as much as I thought they did! Woah! [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 01:59 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Donkey rocks :D Maybe I'll make him my avatar :rofl: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:00 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] woah you got big fonts! :lol: :lol: Yeah. Mine's "smaller" on the text size list. I was gonna do 'smallest' but that's a little too small. Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:00 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] woah you got big fonts! :lol: Thats what my computer came with, I got used to it not knowing it could be changed for 2 years, now I don't like it small. Looks alot better on my Laptop, since it's using a Higher Screen Resolution. [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:01 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes :lol: Yeah. Mine's "smaller" on the text size list. I was gonna do 'smallest' but that's a little too small. Mine is Medium :D The next movie I will see is Harry Potter 3 it looks awesome :D BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:01 PM Return of the King comes out on dvd tomorrow! :D Yay! My friend may come over tomorrow or Wednesday and we're gonna watch all 3 movies :D If not, I'm gonna watch 'em by myself :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:02 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] Mine is Medium :D The next movie I will see is Harry Potter 3 it looks awesome :D The Next Movie I Wanna See Is DAY AFTER TOMARROW [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:02 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Thats what my computer came with, I got used to it not knowing it could be changed for 2 years, now I don't like it small. Looks alot better on my Laptop, since it's using a Higher Screen Resolution. Ah yesh makes since. I have tried big font before too big O.o BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:03 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Thats what my computer came with, I got used to it not knowing it could be changed for 2 years, now I don't like it small. Looks alot better on my Laptop, since it's using a Higher Screen Resolution. Yeah, it's all a matter of what you get used to. I thought I'd hate the Windows XP skin/theme so i changed it to Windows Classic. I changed it back and now I like it with the XP style- lol. I just prefer smaller text. I always have-- dunno why :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:04 PM Uh... Why Are We Talking About Text? :confused: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Uh... Why Are We Talking About Text? :confused: Yay for text! :D BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Uh... Why Are We Talking About Text? :confused: Talking about text size rocks :D Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN The Next Movie I Wanna See Is DAY AFTER TOMARROW Highly Unrealistic, but atleast some of it IS Possible. Not to that extreme, but yeah. They had a segment on The Weather Channel about it. :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM I'm not sure about the next movie I wanna see :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:05 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Highly Unrealistic, but atleast everything IS Possible. Unrealistic, but possible. They had a segment on The Weather Channel about it. :lol: :lol: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:06 PM 11 more days!!! :eek: :cheer: http://www.cinecon.com/albums/albun75/aaf.jpg BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:10 PM :talk: [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:11 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes :talk: :) Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:12 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes :talk: Exactly. I agree. Couldnt have said it better myself. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:15 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Exactly. I agree. Couldnt have said it better myself. :lol: Brent88 05-24-2004, 02:17 PM HIGH RISK for severe weather again in Southern Iowa, Northeast Kansas, Northern Missouri, and Western Illinois. I think we might see an F5 today! :eek: Last one was in 1999. Could see hail up to 5 inches in diameter and winds over 100 mph. :eek2: The severe weather parameters are just sickening. http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/day1otlk_1630.gif URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 273 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 1130 AM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHWEST IOWA NORTHWEST MISSOURI EASTERN NEBRASKA EFFECTIVE THIS MONDAY MORNING AND EVENING FROM 1130 AM UNTIL 1000 PM CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS ALONG AND 135 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 65 MILES NORTH NORTHWEST OF OMAHA NEBRASKA TO 15 MILES SOUTHWEST OF FALLS CITY NEBRASKA. REMEMBER...A TORNADO WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TORNADOES AND SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THREATENING WEATHER CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS. OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 271...WW 272... DISCUSSION...ISOLATED INTENSE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TO INCREASE ACROSS EASTERN NEB...SPREADING INTO PARTS OF NORTHWEST MO AND WESTERN IA THROUGH THE EARLY AFTERNOON. THESE STORMS MAY BECOME SUPERCELLULAR WITH THE THREAT OF VERY LARGE HAIL AND ISOLATED TORNADOES. MORE SIGNIFICANT TORNADO RISK IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP BY MID AFTERNOON OVER SOUTHEAST NEB AS NEW STORMS DEVELOP RAPIDLY ALONG DRYLINE. THESE STORMS WILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR DAMAGING TORNADOES. AVIATION...TORNADOES AND A FEW SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH HAIL SURFACE AND ALOFT TO 4 INCHES. EXTREME TURBULENCE AND SURFACE WIND GUSTS TO 70 KNOTS. A FEW CUMULONIMBI WITH MAXIMUM TOPS TO 550. MEAN STORM MOTION VECTOR 27035. URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 275 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 110 PM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF EASTERN KANSAS WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI EFFECTIVE THIS MONDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING FROM 110 PM UNTIL 1000 PM CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS ALONG AND 115 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 40 MILES WEST NORTHWEST OF SAINT JOSEPH MISSOURI TO 40 MILES EAST SOUTHEAST OF EMPORIA KANSAS. REMEMBER...A TORNADO WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TORNADOES AND SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THREATENING WEATHER CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS. OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 271...WW 272...WW 273...WW 274... DISCUSSION...EXPLOSIVE THUNDERSTORM DEVELOPMENT IS EXPECTED IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OVER EASTERN KS...ALONG AND AHEAD OF SURFACE DRYLINE. EXTREME INSTABILITY AND VERY STRONG VERTICAL WIND PROFILES INDICATE THE POTENTIAL FOR TORNADIC SUPERCELLS. VERY LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING TORNADOES APPEAR POSSIBLE WITH STORMS IN THIS AREA. AVIATION...TORNADOES AND A FEW SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH HAIL SURFACE AND ALOFT TO 4 INCHES. EXTREME TURBULENCE AND SURFACE WIND GUSTS TO 70 KNOTS. A FEW CUMULONIMBI WITH MAXIMUM TOPS TO 550. MEAN STORM MOTION VECTOR 27035. ...HART BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:18 PM I am bored. [-Kelsey-] 05-24-2004, 02:19 PM I have to go now bye bye!:wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:19 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] I have to go now bye bye!:wave: Bye! :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:20 PM Originally posted by Brent88 HIGH RISK for severe weather again in Southern Iowa, Northeast Kansas, Northern Missouri, and Western Illinois. I think we might see an F5 today! :eek: Last one was in 1999. Could see hail up to 5 inches in diameter and winds over 100 mph. :eek2: The severe weather parameters are just sickening. http://www.spc.noaa.gov/products/outlook/day1otlk_1630.gif URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 273 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 1130 AM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF SOUTHWEST IOWA NORTHWEST MISSOURI EASTERN NEBRASKA EFFECTIVE THIS MONDAY MORNING AND EVENING FROM 1130 AM UNTIL 1000 PM CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS ALONG AND 135 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 65 MILES NORTH NORTHWEST OF OMAHA NEBRASKA TO 15 MILES SOUTHWEST OF FALLS CITY NEBRASKA. REMEMBER...A TORNADO WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TORNADOES AND SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THREATENING WEATHER CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS. OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 271...WW 272... DISCUSSION...ISOLATED INTENSE THUNDERSTORMS ARE EXPECTED TO CONTINUE TO INCREASE ACROSS EASTERN NEB...SPREADING INTO PARTS OF NORTHWEST MO AND WESTERN IA THROUGH THE EARLY AFTERNOON. THESE STORMS MAY BECOME SUPERCELLULAR WITH THE THREAT OF VERY LARGE HAIL AND ISOLATED TORNADOES. MORE SIGNIFICANT TORNADO RISK IS EXPECTED TO DEVELOP BY MID AFTERNOON OVER SOUTHEAST NEB AS NEW STORMS DEVELOP RAPIDLY ALONG DRYLINE. THESE STORMS WILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL FOR DAMAGING TORNADOES. AVIATION...TORNADOES AND A FEW SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH HAIL SURFACE AND ALOFT TO 4 INCHES. EXTREME TURBULENCE AND SURFACE WIND GUSTS TO 70 KNOTS. A FEW CUMULONIMBI WITH MAXIMUM TOPS TO 550. MEAN STORM MOTION VECTOR 27035. URGENT - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED TORNADO WATCH NUMBER 275 NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK 110 PM CDT MON MAY 24 2004 THE NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER HAS ISSUED A TORNADO WATCH FOR PORTIONS OF EASTERN KANSAS WEST CENTRAL MISSOURI EFFECTIVE THIS MONDAY AFTERNOON AND EVENING FROM 110 PM UNTIL 1000 PM CDT. ...THIS IS A PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION... DESTRUCTIVE TORNADOES...LARGE HAIL TO 4 INCHES IN DIAMETER... THUNDERSTORM WIND GUSTS TO 80 MPH...AND DANGEROUS LIGHTNING ARE POSSIBLE IN THESE AREAS. THE TORNADO WATCH AREA IS ALONG AND 115 STATUTE MILES EAST AND WEST OF A LINE FROM 40 MILES WEST NORTHWEST OF SAINT JOSEPH MISSOURI TO 40 MILES EAST SOUTHEAST OF EMPORIA KANSAS. REMEMBER...A TORNADO WATCH MEANS CONDITIONS ARE FAVORABLE FOR TORNADOES AND SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS IN AND CLOSE TO THE WATCH AREA. PERSONS IN THESE AREAS SHOULD BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THREATENING WEATHER CONDITIONS AND LISTEN FOR LATER STATEMENTS AND POSSIBLE WARNINGS. OTHER WATCH INFORMATION...CONTINUE...WW 271...WW 272...WW 273...WW 274... DISCUSSION...EXPLOSIVE THUNDERSTORM DEVELOPMENT IS EXPECTED IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS OVER EASTERN KS...ALONG AND AHEAD OF SURFACE DRYLINE. EXTREME INSTABILITY AND VERY STRONG VERTICAL WIND PROFILES INDICATE THE POTENTIAL FOR TORNADIC SUPERCELLS. VERY LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING TORNADOES APPEAR POSSIBLE WITH STORMS IN THIS AREA. AVIATION...TORNADOES AND A FEW SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS WITH HAIL SURFACE AND ALOFT TO 4 INCHES. EXTREME TURBULENCE AND SURFACE WIND GUSTS TO 70 KNOTS. A FEW CUMULONIMBI WITH MAXIMUM TOPS TO 550. MEAN STORM MOTION VECTOR 27035. ...HART Indeed. :D Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:21 PM Originally posted by [-Kelsey-] I have to go now bye bye!:wave: :wave: Brent88 05-24-2004, 02:22 PM This is the day every storm chaser lives for. :wave: Moonlight Lady 05-24-2004, 02:22 PM We got like 3 storms already today and they're not over yet. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:26 PM I'm eating a bowl of lima beans with ham Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:27 PM :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:27 PM Originally posted by Katie We got like 3 storms already today and they're not over yet. We got 4 storms yesterday. One produced a 80 mph wind gust at the Airport. The automated weather observation was funny. "Heavy Thunderstorm Rain Fog Squalls and Windy" The Wind at the time of Observation was 78 mph. Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:27 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I used to work in an art supply store. We sold artists' canvas by the yard, and you could get it in either of two widths: 36 inches or 48 inches. Customer: "Can you please cut some canvas for me?" Me: "Certainly, what width?" Customer: (confused and slightly annoyed) "Scissors?" :rofl: That's...corny. :rotflmao: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:28 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN I'm eating a bowl of lima beans with ham :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:29 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:29 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN I'm eating a bowl of lima beans with ham Interesting :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:32 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic Interesting :lol: They taste so GOOD Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:32 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN They taste so GOOD Awesome .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:33 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic Awesome :lol: .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:33 PM Aww... To Bad, i Finnished My Beans Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:35 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic Awesome LOL .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 02:35 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF LOL :lol: Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:36 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF LOL :D :lol: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:39 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic :D :lol: Yeah... Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:44 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Yeah... Uh huh......... Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:48 PM I do not like the songi n that new Revlonn commercial BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:49 PM Im back... had to go do something for my neighbor :lol: Cactus Jack 05-24-2004, 02:50 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Im back... had to go do something for my neighbor :lol: Welcome back!:wave: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:55 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic Welcome back!:wave: Thanks! :lol: BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 02:55 PM Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic I do not like the songi n that new Revlonn commercial the one that goes "I believe in love" ? I sorta like it, sorta dont... it sounds mysterious- lol. Like something that would come out of the movie "Frequency" Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 02:58 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Im back... had to go do something for my neighbor :lol: Hi. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 03:01 PM I'm gonna go in 10 minutes :) BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 03:02 PM I've taken 781 steps since lunch. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 03:02 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Im back... had to go do something for my neighbor :lol: Hello :wave: Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 03:02 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I've taken 781 steps since lunch. You keep track? .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 03:03 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes I've taken 781 steps since lunch. You Counted? BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 03:04 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF You keep track? Nah. I stole the Step-o-meter from my mom's warm-and-fuzzy meal from McDonalds :lol: This thing is cool. I think i heard that 2000 steps are in a mile, so I'm gonna see how many steps/ miles I walk all of tomorrow. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 03:05 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Nah. I stole the Step-o-meter from my mom's warm-and-fuzzy meal from McDonalds :lol: This thing is cool. I think i heard that 2000 steps are in a mile, so I'm gonna see how many steps/ miles I walk all of tomorrow. :lol: LOL. Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 03:06 PM Originally posted by BlueEyes Nah. I stole the Step-o-meter from my mom's warm-and-fuzzy meal from McDonalds :lol: This thing is cool. I think i heard that 2000 steps are in a mile, so I'm gonna see how many steps/ miles I walk all of tomorrow. A Step-o-meter? What does it do? :lol: Just so you guys know, Chad might not be on today. Last night EFD told me he got a Virus. Just thought I'd share, incase he doesnt show up today. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 03:07 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF A Step-o-meter? What does it do? :lol: Just so you guys know, Chad might not be on today since EFD told me he has a virus last night. Just thought I'd share, incase he doesnt show up today. A Virus As In, Computer Virus? Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 03:08 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN A Virus As In, Computer Virus? Yeah, not like the flu...:lol: Viruses are usually easy to clean up and fix, but theres always the remote chance it was a more serious one...So yeah. BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 03:09 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF A Step-o-meter? What does it do? :lol: Just so you guys know, Chad might not be on today. Last night EFD told me he got a Virus. Just thought I'd share, incase he doesnt show up today. It counts how many steps you take from the last time you reset it :lol: Okay. So there's no mystery this time if he doesn't show up- lol. .:BF:. 05-24-2004, 03:09 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Yeah, not like the flu...:lol: Viruses are usually easy to clean up and fix, but theres always the remote chance it was a more serious one...So yeah. Oh... :D BlueEyes 05-24-2004, 03:10 PM Originally posted by Stormtracker TF Yeah, not like the flu...:lol: Viruses are usually easy to clean up and fix, but theres always the remote chance it was a more serious one...So yeah. If I had a illness-virus I'd be on the computer a lot unless I felt really crappy... im sure most of us would :lol: Hopefully his computer will clear up. Stormtracker TF 05-24-2004, 03:11 PM Originally posted by BeAvEr FaN Oh... :D WHAT? :eek: |