Ep1: Ray's Naughy Thoughts:
Ray confesses to Debra that he has had impure thoughts about Debra's young, attractive cousin, Patty. Frank and Marie argue over what was their first song at their wedding reception, that they first danced together as a married couple.

Ep2: Too Many Teens:
While Debra is away with Amy and Marie at a scrapbooking convention, Ray, Robert, and Frank must be in charge of Ally and her 6 friends during a sleepover party.

Ep3: Life According To Your Brother:
Geoffrey and Michael get into a fight at school, resulting in Ray and Debra having to talk to the principal. Pay decides to move the boys into separate rooms, without consulting with Debra first. Robert reminices his first fight with Ray at school.

Ep4: Big Raise For Big Foot:
Robert gets a huge raise at work. Amy is upset when Robert buys Marie a larger gift than he buys Amy, after getting the extra cash. Ray and Debra try to put the boys back into the same room and get down to business: why they fight all of the sudden.

Ep5: Big Tests And Big Parties:
Ally blows off time to study to go to her friend's party. Debra realizes her grades are slipping, due to her lack of studying. Geoffrey confesses he is jealous that Michael spends more time with some other kids than Geoffrey. Ray asks Robert to help him deal with the twins, to use their own experiences to help the boys.

Ep6: The One With The Big Fondue Party:
Debra, Amy, and Marie throw a big fondue party, while the men go up to Frank's brother's cabin. The men don't make it to the cabing, but get stranded in middle of the night with no map, no gas, no food, and no heat.

Ep7: A Wedding and A Funeral:
Frank's 30 year-old neice is getting married to a man twice her age. Frank, Marie, Ray, Robert, Amy, and Debra attend the ceremony, but the groom collapses at the alter and dies of a heart attack.

Ep8: The Attractive Waitress:
During a lunch meeting for work, Ray notices a pretty waitress who flirts with him. Ray drags Robert and Frank to the restaurant to show the men the waitress. Through the grapevine, their wives find out and are disgusted by their men drooling over the young lady.

Ep9: A Baby Maybe:
Amy thinks she may be pregnant. Robert surprisingly takes it well. the family is thrilled, but Amy feels she may be a little old to have a baby at age 37. The family tries to comfort a depressed and pregnant Amy and eventually successed.

Ep10: Ally's First Date:
Ray and Debra are nervous about Ally going out on her first date with a boy her age to a movie. After the kids leave, Ray, Debra, Marie, Frank, Robert, and Amy gather and each reminice their first dates with their spouses and then their first dates ever. It turns out Robert's and Ray's first date ever is with the same girl, Adrienne Williams (Jean Smart).

Ep11: Meeting the Boy's Parents:
Ray, Debra, and Ally invite Ally's new boyfriend, David and his mom and her boyfriend. Ray and Debra are stunned to learn that David's mom's boyfriend is Gianni and that David's mom is Adrienne Williams (jean smart)!!!! Which leads to an interesting night, after Ally and David go upstairs to play videogames with the twins. Adrienne doesn't remember Ray, but she remembers Robert quite well.


TO BE CONTINUED IF WANTED TO......R/R

Ep12: The Big Split:
Ray and Debra learn that when Ally was over at David's house, the two kids witnessed Gianni and Adrienne having a huge fight-resulting in Adrienne kicking out and breaking up with Gianni. Gianni put Ray in the middle of his fight with Adrienne. Meanwhile, Marie takes Amy, not Debra, to her Sunday morning brunch with her lady friends.

Ep13: Twinning Out Of Control:
Ray, with help from Robert and Frank, enter the twins into a "Best Set Of Twins Contest" in town. Debra, Marie, and Amy find out what their husbands did and are willing to help them prepare the boys for the contest, where the boys lose to a set of blonde 16 year old twin girls-who Amy use to babysit when she was their age.

Ep14: Times A Wasting:
Marie tells Frank that she wants to go somewhere for her anniversary. Frank, with help from Debra and Amy, plan a SURPRISINGLY romantic vacation to Hawaii. Robert accidently walks in on a self-conscious Ally changing in the bathroom. Ally and Robert can't look each other into the eyes for weeks.

Ep15: Our First Concert:
Ray, Debra, Robert, and Amy attend a Bruce Springsteen concert, where Amy and Ray get separated from Debra and Robert the whole night. Ray and Amy, as well as Debra and Robert, bond during the concert and enjoy the concert without thier spouses. Marie and Frank offer to watch the twins, as Ally claims to be at a friend (girl)'s sleepover party, but is at the mall with David.

Ep16: Hawaii, Watch Out:
Marie and Frank head to Hawaii, where they bump into Frank's brother, Charlie and his snotty wife Harriette. Frank and Marie get roped into spending their whole vacation with Charlie (James Garner) and Harriette (Rue McCalahan).

Ep17: Baby Blunders:
Amy and Debra with Ray and Robert ponder if Amy and Robert's baby is gonna be a boy or girl, and what name would best fit him/her in their eyes. Marie and Frank return from Hawaii.

Ep18: Cousins, Sons: Part One
Debra's not-so-close and very flaky cousin (who they haven't seen since their wedding), Susan (Laurie Metcalf) visits and with news for Robert. Low and behold-Susan and Robert had had sex the night of Ray and Debra's wedding in 1989- which throws the WHOLE Barone family for a loop. Susan tells Robert she got pregnant and Robert and Susan have a son together. Susan now is frazzled with having a 15 year old son. Susan gives Robert full-custody of their 15 year old son, Justin (Martin Spanjers). Justin finally meets Robert (AND Amy, Debra, Ray, Marie, Frank). Robert and Amy discuss letting Justin move in with them, within minutes after saying "we'll think about", Susan flees the Barone home.

Ep19: Cousins, Sons: Part Two
Robert and Amy take Justin into their home. Amy still wanting to know why after 15 years she all of a sudden drops him off like this. Marie blames Debra for having a "fluzzy" cousin who just dropped off a teenager for Robert to take care of. Debra becomes very defensive, due to the fact that she had NOTHING to do with her cousin and her mistakes.

Ep20: Twin Birthdays:
Ray and Debra throw Michael and Geoffrey a party for their 9th birthdays. Inviting Ally, Marie, Frank, Robert, Amy, Justin, other relatives, other friends, etc. During the party, Amy's water breaks, Ray and Robert take Amy to the hospital. Amy goes into labor and after 8 hours of labor, gives birth to a healthy, beautiful baby. Robert and Amy (Justin, and the whole Barone gang) welcome the newborn baby girl, Ruby Marie Barone. Meanwhile, Frank has a heart-to-heart (to-heart) with Geoffrey and Michael about having to share their birthday with the new baby Ruby.

What's the point of these...episode guide thingys? Are you like...ever gonna write these, or are these the actual fic thingys? lol oh well....either way, these all sound really cool!:)