...Miss Chanandeler Bong!!

OMG that was a classic.

"YOU LOVE ME CHANDLA BING - You know you do. You just don't KNOW you do!" :)

"Guess what Guess What Guess what?"
"the Fifth Dentist Caved and now they're ALL recommending trident?" *smirks* I STILL use that line

Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor is a very bad man.

Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?

Ross: Hey, what's going on?

Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.

Ross: What?

Joey: No way. I've been going to that guy for 12 years.

Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg. And then, there was definite... cupping.

Joey: That's how they do pants. First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.

[Chandler and Ross stare at him]

Joey: What? Ross, Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how they measure pants?

Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison!