Just a heads-up for my fellow stand-up fans David Cross (HBO's Mr. Show With Bob And David, Arrested Development) has released his second album, It's Not Funny. The set hit stores on Tuesday (I'm glad I found out about it a few days ago). It's Not Funny, like its predecessor Shut Up, You ****ing Baby, is brilliant. For those of you unfamiliar with his work, The Onion describes him as "a truth teller in the noble tradition of Bill Hicks, Richard Pryor, and Lenny Bruce...as urgent and outraged as a Noam Chomsky lecture, but infinitely more entertaining."

Okay, that's all. Now back to your regularly-scheduled polls about soda and slavery.