I have an idea-- Ron Howard changes his name to L. Ron Howard (similar to L. Ron Hubbard, founder of Scientology) and starts a Christianity/Scientology/Happy Days fusion religion called Sciencism. The basic plot of the religion is as follows: Millions of years ago, the President of the galaxy was Ralph Malph. Minutes before being kicked out of office, Malph gathered all the Martians and placed them on the volcanoes of Earth and shot hydrogen bombs into these volcanoes, thus killing the martians and leaving their souls (known as "Potsie Thetans"). Ralph Malph then injected these Potsie Thetans with insanity shortly before being jailed for some reason that L Ron Hubbard doesn't describe in Scientology. Now, these thetans formed clusters and plagued mankind for a number of years, until a man-god named Arthur Fonzerelli jumped the shark, weakening the thetans and paying for the sins of mankind. After this joyous event, all one needs to do to feel so right they can't be wrong and rock n' roll all week long is to put their faith in the Fonz and give money to the Church of Sciencism. Once one gives enough money to the church, they become an Operating Cunningham, or one free of Potsie Thetans. So, the question is, are you aware that Arthur Fonzerelli jumped the shark to pay for your sins?

(Interestingly, besides the Messianic part, the above passage is an accurate summary of Scientology, the only major difference being names changed.)

so, wait a minute - am I supposed to buy Potsie a burger or give him money or something? :confused: :confused:

No, you are supposed to cast this Potsy thetan out of yourself by acknowledging that the Fonz jumped the shark to pay for your sins

I think that I have finally ascended to the third plane of HappyDaysSciencism by ridding myself of many Potsie-thetans :)