Michael [hXc]
04-30-2004, 04:34 PM
Okay, it's long, so get cozy.
The ending to the third season starts playing as BeaverFan5 walks out onto the stage. Here he is.
BeaverFan5: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2004 LITB Awards! It is my absolute pleasure to be the host this year! Honestly, I would like to pay a special tribute to Brittany (BeaversBiggestFan), as the awards were her idea. I am hosting this year, keeping her tradition in mind, to pay a tribute to all of the fabulous members on this board. If you win, I will supply a speech for you. Now, may I introduce my partner in crime, aka my co-host, Silversword!
(Round of applause)
Silversword: "Hello, everyone! It is my pleasure to co-host this exciting event with BeaverFan5. Remember, we are having these awards to honor the members of this board, as well as the show that brought us all together, Leave it to Beaver! Now, back to your host, BeaverFan5!"
BeaverFan5: "Thank you, Silversword. Just a reminder, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, but that you have fun! To the awards!"
Silversword: "I will be presenting the first board award tonight. This award is to honor the member you have chosen as the friendliest and easiest to get along with. The winner is..... (opens envelope) BeaverFan5!
BeaverFan5: "Thank you everyone for choosing me as the friendliest member! I really feel this award belongs to everyone, you are all such friendly and good people! Anyway, thank you so much! You are all wonderful!"
BeaverFan5: "Thank you everyone for choosing me for friendliest member! I will be presenting the next award. This one will go to the member you have chosen as the most hilarious and funny member! The winner is..... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Thank you everyone! So you think I'm funny, huh? Thanks so much!"
Silversword: "The next award is about avatars. The winner will be the member you chose to have the most interesting, best avatar. The winner of this one is........ MrsTonyDow91!
MrsTonyDow91: "Thank you so much for loving my avatar of my sexy baby Tony Dow! He is every girl's dream! You all have wonderful avatars! Thanks!"
BeaverFan5: "The next award goes to the member you found to be the goofiest and weirdest member, the one who is the silliest! The winner is.... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Thanks so much for choosing me for another award! Everyone has a silly side, whether they show it or not here. WWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY! HUBA-HUBA! See, there's a sample. Thank you everyone!"
Silversword: "The next award goes to the most creative member, the one who starts the most interesting threads! You all are very creative, but this goes to the one who is the favorite thread-starter. Give a warm hand of applause to..... BeaverFan5!
BeaverFan5: "I can't believe it! Two awards? You are all so special and creative, and all deserve this award! Thanks so much to you all!"
BeaverFan5: "Now, we will have the award that goes to the most knowledgable member, or "LITB Maven" as the TV Land posters put it! This is the member who has the best all around knowledge of our favorite show! The winner is....... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Another award? Wow! I really feel this award belongs to Boomer, though. He displays his knowledge of LITB on the TV Land board, where he is 1954Boomer! Thanks all so much!"
BeaverFan5: "This is so much fun, isn't it? Time for the grand finale. The last board award goes to the all around favorite, the best of the boards. You are all great, but this is the person they consider their favorite member! The lucky winner is...... 1954Boomer!"
1954Boomer: "Me? The all around best of the boards? Thanks everyone. You are all so special and all deserve this award! I am so thankful. Well, this is the end of the LITB Awards. We have two special guests for the next half. Now, back to BeaverFan5!"
BeaverFan5: "The next half of our awards is about LITB. I was so lucky to have the stars of the show come here themselves! Give a great welcome to Jerry Mathers and Tony Dow!"
The two of them walk onto the stage.
Jerry: "Welcome, everyone, it is my pleasure to be here! Here's my older brother Wally to talk to you, aka Tony Dow!"
MrsTonyDow91: "What? Tony Dow here? I am so happy I might faint! Tony Dow in person! Will you sign this picture for me?"
Tony: "Well, I see I have one huge fan here, along with you all! I am happy to be able to attend the awards here! The first award will be to your favorite Cleaver! The favorite Cleaver is...... Beaver!"
Jerry: "I'm everyone's favorite Cleaver? The next one is the wisest wiseguy. Your choices were Eddie, Lumpy, Gilbert, and Richard. This award belongs to Eddie!
Tony: "Next, I will tell the favorite season from LITB. The show ran from 1957 to 1963. I was 12 when it started and the Beave was 7. Your favorite season was Season 5, my particular season!"
Jerry: " Boy, haven't people's opinions changed so much since last year. The favorite of the openings was the Season 1 cement opening!"
Tony: "The most popular ending was the Season 6 ending, when I chased Beaver around the tree and into the house. Remember that, Jerry?"
Jerry: "Boy, do I! Those were the good old days!"
Tony: "Out of Beaver's teachers, most people really liked Ms. Canfield, his second grade teacher. I had her too."
Jerry: "Wally was all flaky with the girls! The next one is for which of Wally's girlfriends you would like to date. Most people liked Julie Foster best!"
Tony: "Remember when I took her to the White Fox restaurant? Ward was so helpful in that episode. He was everyone's dream father!"
Jerry: "Out of my character's friend, most of you liked Larry Mondello the best! Too bad he moved to New Jersey! I missed him so much!"
Tony: "If you could live in either of the Cleaver's houses, most of you would choose the second one! Boy, June never left a dish out of place in that spacious kitchen!"
Jerry: "The last award of this year will go to your all around favorite actor on LITB! The one you found to be the funniest and most talented! The award goes to Hugh Beaumont. Sadly, Hugh is no longer with us. He passed along in 1982, but we will always remember him. He has a huge place in our hearts. See you next year at the next awards!"
BeaverFan5: "So that's the award show this year. If you didn't win, try again next year! You are all winners to me! Have a great night, ladies and gentlemen!"
All speeches of winners provided by me. Congrats to all the winners! You all rock!
:yourock:
The ending to the third season starts playing as BeaverFan5 walks out onto the stage. Here he is.
BeaverFan5: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the 2004 LITB Awards! It is my absolute pleasure to be the host this year! Honestly, I would like to pay a special tribute to Brittany (BeaversBiggestFan), as the awards were her idea. I am hosting this year, keeping her tradition in mind, to pay a tribute to all of the fabulous members on this board. If you win, I will supply a speech for you. Now, may I introduce my partner in crime, aka my co-host, Silversword!
(Round of applause)
Silversword: "Hello, everyone! It is my pleasure to co-host this exciting event with BeaverFan5. Remember, we are having these awards to honor the members of this board, as well as the show that brought us all together, Leave it to Beaver! Now, back to your host, BeaverFan5!"
BeaverFan5: "Thank you, Silversword. Just a reminder, it doesn't matter whether you win or lose, but that you have fun! To the awards!"
Silversword: "I will be presenting the first board award tonight. This award is to honor the member you have chosen as the friendliest and easiest to get along with. The winner is..... (opens envelope) BeaverFan5!
BeaverFan5: "Thank you everyone for choosing me as the friendliest member! I really feel this award belongs to everyone, you are all such friendly and good people! Anyway, thank you so much! You are all wonderful!"
BeaverFan5: "Thank you everyone for choosing me for friendliest member! I will be presenting the next award. This one will go to the member you have chosen as the most hilarious and funny member! The winner is..... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Thank you everyone! So you think I'm funny, huh? Thanks so much!"
Silversword: "The next award is about avatars. The winner will be the member you chose to have the most interesting, best avatar. The winner of this one is........ MrsTonyDow91!
MrsTonyDow91: "Thank you so much for loving my avatar of my sexy baby Tony Dow! He is every girl's dream! You all have wonderful avatars! Thanks!"
BeaverFan5: "The next award goes to the member you found to be the goofiest and weirdest member, the one who is the silliest! The winner is.... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Thanks so much for choosing me for another award! Everyone has a silly side, whether they show it or not here. WWWWAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY! HUBA-HUBA! See, there's a sample. Thank you everyone!"
Silversword: "The next award goes to the most creative member, the one who starts the most interesting threads! You all are very creative, but this goes to the one who is the favorite thread-starter. Give a warm hand of applause to..... BeaverFan5!
BeaverFan5: "I can't believe it! Two awards? You are all so special and creative, and all deserve this award! Thanks so much to you all!"
BeaverFan5: "Now, we will have the award that goes to the most knowledgable member, or "LITB Maven" as the TV Land posters put it! This is the member who has the best all around knowledge of our favorite show! The winner is....... Evermore!"
Evermore: "Another award? Wow! I really feel this award belongs to Boomer, though. He displays his knowledge of LITB on the TV Land board, where he is 1954Boomer! Thanks all so much!"
BeaverFan5: "This is so much fun, isn't it? Time for the grand finale. The last board award goes to the all around favorite, the best of the boards. You are all great, but this is the person they consider their favorite member! The lucky winner is...... 1954Boomer!"
1954Boomer: "Me? The all around best of the boards? Thanks everyone. You are all so special and all deserve this award! I am so thankful. Well, this is the end of the LITB Awards. We have two special guests for the next half. Now, back to BeaverFan5!"
BeaverFan5: "The next half of our awards is about LITB. I was so lucky to have the stars of the show come here themselves! Give a great welcome to Jerry Mathers and Tony Dow!"
The two of them walk onto the stage.
Jerry: "Welcome, everyone, it is my pleasure to be here! Here's my older brother Wally to talk to you, aka Tony Dow!"
MrsTonyDow91: "What? Tony Dow here? I am so happy I might faint! Tony Dow in person! Will you sign this picture for me?"
Tony: "Well, I see I have one huge fan here, along with you all! I am happy to be able to attend the awards here! The first award will be to your favorite Cleaver! The favorite Cleaver is...... Beaver!"
Jerry: "I'm everyone's favorite Cleaver? The next one is the wisest wiseguy. Your choices were Eddie, Lumpy, Gilbert, and Richard. This award belongs to Eddie!
Tony: "Next, I will tell the favorite season from LITB. The show ran from 1957 to 1963. I was 12 when it started and the Beave was 7. Your favorite season was Season 5, my particular season!"
Jerry: " Boy, haven't people's opinions changed so much since last year. The favorite of the openings was the Season 1 cement opening!"
Tony: "The most popular ending was the Season 6 ending, when I chased Beaver around the tree and into the house. Remember that, Jerry?"
Jerry: "Boy, do I! Those were the good old days!"
Tony: "Out of Beaver's teachers, most people really liked Ms. Canfield, his second grade teacher. I had her too."
Jerry: "Wally was all flaky with the girls! The next one is for which of Wally's girlfriends you would like to date. Most people liked Julie Foster best!"
Tony: "Remember when I took her to the White Fox restaurant? Ward was so helpful in that episode. He was everyone's dream father!"
Jerry: "Out of my character's friend, most of you liked Larry Mondello the best! Too bad he moved to New Jersey! I missed him so much!"
Tony: "If you could live in either of the Cleaver's houses, most of you would choose the second one! Boy, June never left a dish out of place in that spacious kitchen!"
Jerry: "The last award of this year will go to your all around favorite actor on LITB! The one you found to be the funniest and most talented! The award goes to Hugh Beaumont. Sadly, Hugh is no longer with us. He passed along in 1982, but we will always remember him. He has a huge place in our hearts. See you next year at the next awards!"
BeaverFan5: "So that's the award show this year. If you didn't win, try again next year! You are all winners to me! Have a great night, ladies and gentlemen!"
All speeches of winners provided by me. Congrats to all the winners! You all rock!
:yourock: