Hi, JENNIFER,

*Sneaks Burning Teddy Bear in MG's Room*

:eek:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:eek:

I STILL REMEMBER

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I STILL REMEMBER

Remember what? :confused:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Remember what? :confused:

The Born Free Foundation, one of the UK's leading wildlife charities, has shocking new evidence that poaching in parts of Africa is soaring, fuelled by the sale of ivory trinkets to French and other tourists.

According to The Daily News (Harare June 17, 2002), the Department of National Parks and Wildlife Management claims that, 'between 2000 and April this year (2002)…. 92 elephants had died either as a result of poaching, natural mortality, intraspecific fights or some unknown causes'.

However, information received by Born Free from the Department of National Parks and Wildlife Management, reveals that in the first seven months of 2002, over 500 elephants were confirmed to "have been poached". The information confirms that more elephants could have been the victims of poaching but could not be confirmed as such.


"In a few weeks time Zimbabwe will seek the approval of the international community at the CITES (Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species) conference to resume trade in thousands of kilos of ivory. How, on the one hand, Zimbabwe can seek a reopening of the ivory trade when the apparent situation on the ground is already so bad is beyond me', said Will Travers, CEO Born Free Foundation and long-time opponent of the ivory trade. 'Quite clearly any move which further relaxes ivory trade restrictions and encourages poachers in their deadly mission must be vigorously resisted."

In another part of Africa, an undercover Born Free investigation has uncovered thousands of ivory items on sale, two years after the situation was reported to the authorities. Owners of boutiques found selling ivory trinkets in Dakar, Senegal, asserted that the main buyers were French nationals together with tourists from Germany and United States. They also claimed that the ivory on sale had not originated in Senegal (a country with an estimated elephant population of 5) but was being illegally imported from Ivory Coast, Congo and even Burundi - a country with no wild elephant population at all!

"Our contacts at French Customs seem to confirm what the traders in Senegal are saying. Official figures released to Born Free show that the French Authorities made at least 809 confiscations involving 18,248 elephant products, weighing 4.1 tonnes since 1997." said Mr Travers.


Born Free is calling on the Zimbabwean authorities to confirm accurate figures for elephant poaching in that country and for the government of Senegal to take immediate action to prevent the sale and export of ivory items.

Born Free campaigners will be travelling to Santiago, Chile, for the upcoming CITES conference. They will be presenting a new report on Poaching and The Ivory Trade on behalf of the Elephant Working Group of the Species Survival Network, a world-wide coalition of 70 animal protection organisations.

Born Free's Elephant Poaching and Illegal Ivory Trade Fact-File 2002:

2002. More than 16 tonnes of illegal ivory seized in Customs operations around the world.

2002. Kenya's elephant poaching (though still comparatively low) up by over 20% from 57 elephants in 2001 to 71 in 2002.

2002. 6,200 kg of ivory, including 41,000 semi-worked ivory 'hankos' (or Japanese name-seals) intercepted on Singapore having been shipped from South Africa.

2002. Save The Elephants (STE) Factsheet (The Ivory Markets of East Asia) indicates 51,000 ivory items on sale in 354 outlets in 7 cities in four countries.

2002. Over 500 elephants confirmed poached in Zimbabwe in the first 7 months of 2002.

2002. STE reports that, between 1996 and September 2002, 45 tonnes of ivory was seized by authorities destined for China.

2002. The official CITES ivory trade monitoring protocol ETIS (Elephant Trade Information System) reports (4th October 2002) that across much of Africa the situation facing elephants has deteriorated since 1998 (just after the sale of 50 tonnes of ivory from Zimbabwe, Namibia and Botswana to Japan was sanctioned)

2002. Born Free estimates that the annual average rate of elephant population decline has accelerated from 1.2% per annum in the five years following the introduction of the ivory trade ban in 1990 to approximately 4% per annum from 1996 to the present day.

Resources:

Video News Release. Footage includes: On screen statement; ivory on sale in Senegal; active ivory carving; freshly poached elephants in Kenya; tusks being recovered by KWS rangers; wild elephants and elephant calf. Contact: Daniel Rivkin. World Television News. daniel.rivkin@world-television.com

Still photographs include poached elephant carcasses, ivory on sale; wild elephants. Download from www.bornfree.org.uk/ivorytradepics/

Originally posted by Chad Doody
The Born Free Foundation, one of the UK's leading wildlife charities, has shocking new evidence that poaching in parts of Africa is soaring, fuelled by the sale of ivory trinkets to French and other tourists.

According to The Daily News (Harare June 17, 2002), the Department of National Parks and Wildlife Management claims that, 'between 2000 and April this year (2002)…. 92 elephants had died either as a result of poaching, natural mortality, intraspecific fights or some unknown causes'.

However, information received by Born Free from the Department of National Parks and Wildlife Management, reveals that in the first seven months of 2002, over 500 elephants were confirmed to "have been poached". The information confirms that more elephants could have been the victims of poaching but could not be confirmed as such.


"In a few weeks time Zimbabwe will seek the approval of the international community at the CITES (Convention on the International Trade in Endangered Species) conference to resume trade in thousands of kilos of ivory. How, on the one hand, Zimbabwe can seek a reopening of the ivory trade when the apparent situation on the ground is already so bad is beyond me', said Will Travers, CEO Born Free Foundation and long-time opponent of the ivory trade. 'Quite clearly any move which further relaxes ivory trade restrictions and encourages poachers in their deadly mission must be vigorously resisted."

In another part of Africa, an undercover Born Free investigation has uncovered thousands of ivory items on sale, two years after the situation was reported to the authorities. Owners of boutiques found selling ivory trinkets in Dakar, Senegal, asserted that the main buyers were French nationals together with tourists from Germany and United States. They also claimed that the ivory on sale had not originated in Senegal (a country with an estimated elephant population of 5) but was being illegally imported from Ivory Coast, Congo and even Burundi - a country with no wild elephant population at all!

"Our contacts at French Customs seem to confirm what the traders in Senegal are saying. Official figures released to Born Free show that the French Authorities made at least 809 confiscations involving 18,248 elephant products, weighing 4.1 tonnes since 1997." said Mr Travers.


Born Free is calling on the Zimbabwean authorities to confirm accurate figures for elephant poaching in that country and for the government of Senegal to take immediate action to prevent the sale and export of ivory items.

Born Free campaigners will be travelling to Santiago, Chile, for the upcoming CITES conference. They will be presenting a new report on Poaching and The Ivory Trade on behalf of the Elephant Working Group of the Species Survival Network, a world-wide coalition of 70 animal protection organisations.

Born Free's Elephant Poaching and Illegal Ivory Trade Fact-File 2002:

2002. More than 16 tonnes of illegal ivory seized in Customs operations around the world.

2002. Kenya's elephant poaching (though still comparatively low) up by over 20% from 57 elephants in 2001 to 71 in 2002.

2002. 6,200 kg of ivory, including 41,000 semi-worked ivory 'hankos' (or Japanese name-seals) intercepted on Singapore having been shipped from South Africa.

2002. Save The Elephants (STE) Factsheet (The Ivory Markets of East Asia) indicates 51,000 ivory items on sale in 354 outlets in 7 cities in four countries.

2002. Over 500 elephants confirmed poached in Zimbabwe in the first 7 months of 2002.

2002. STE reports that, between 1996 and September 2002, 45 tonnes of ivory was seized by authorities destined for China.

2002. The official CITES ivory trade monitoring protocol ETIS (Elephant Trade Information System) reports (4th October 2002) that across much of Africa the situation facing elephants has deteriorated since 1998 (just after the sale of 50 tonnes of ivory from Zimbabwe, Namibia and Botswana to Japan was sanctioned)

2002. Born Free estimates that the annual average rate of elephant population decline has accelerated from 1.2% per annum in the five years following the introduction of the ivory trade ban in 1990 to approximately 4% per annum from 1996 to the present day.

Resources:

Video News Release. Footage includes: On screen statement; ivory on sale in Senegal; active ivory carving; freshly poached elephants in Kenya; tusks being recovered by KWS rangers; wild elephants and elephant calf. Contact: Daniel Rivkin. World Television News. daniel.rivkin@world-television.com

Still photographs include poached elephant carcasses, ivory on sale; wild elephants. Download from www.bornfree.org.uk/ivorytradepics/

That font is WAY to big.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That font is WAY to big.

And you quoted it, Making it longer. LOL

Originally posted by Chad Doody
And you quoted it, Making it longer. LOL

I know. :rofl:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
And you quoted it, Making it longer. LOL

http://photos.bravenet.com/133/999/770/5/99C0BC6F07.jpg

Im eating Toothpaste on Ritz Crackers.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
http://photos.bravenet.com/133/999/770/5/99C0BC6F07.jpg

X.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im eating Toothpaste on Ritz Crackers.

What the heck... :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What the heck... :lol:

Never had it?

Wonder what happened to f-a-m.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Never had it?

No. :lol: The only thing I eat with those crackers is cheese. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Wonder what happened to f-a-m.

Me too.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
No. :lol: The only thing I eat with those crackers is cheese. :lol:

So Get some NOW And Put Toothpaste On It.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Wonder what happened to f-a-m.

Last i rememebr she was getting married.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
So Get some NOW And Put Toothpaste On It.

That sounds gross. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Last i rememebr she was getting married.

She was?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
She was?

No.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
No.

ok :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
She was?
no relly I dont like HD eney more I dont need to spend all of my time on the comp or just watching HD tapes all day so I put all of my tapes and pics in my closet and my trading cards when my mom tolled all of my cuzins and Ants and Uncles that I love HD thay was relly happy that I liked it but now I dont like it so I am only on to check my mail on here

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
no relly I dont like HD eney more I dont need to spend all of my time on the comp or just watching HD tapes all day so I put all of my tapes and pics in my closet and my trading cards when my mom tolled all of my cuzins and Ants and Uncles that I love HD thay was relly happy that I liked it but now I dont like it so I am only on to check my mail on here

That was CHOCHI Not FAM.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
no relly I dont like HD eney more I dont need to spend all of my time on the comp or just watching HD tapes all day so I put all of my tapes and pics in my closet and my trading cards when my mom tolled all of my cuzins and Ants and Uncles that I love HD thay was relly happy that I liked it but now I dont like it so I am only on to check my mail on here

Did FAM say that? :confused:

Those stupid PMs CHOCHI Sent everyone were funny. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Did FAM saying that? :confused:

LOL

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Those stupid PMs CHOCHI Sent everyone were funny. :lol:

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
LOL

I messed up. :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: I Got a A whole bunch of em.


"HAY IS HENRY WINKLER COMIN HERE DO U KNO IF OU DONT TELL ME ILL HAVE TO BEAT YOU UP LOL"

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Got a A whole bunch of em.


"HAY IS HENRY WINKLER COMIN HERE DO U KNO IF OU DONT TELL ME ILL HAVE TO BEAT YOU UP LOL"

They really sent stuff like that? :rotflmao:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
They really sent stuff like that? :rotflmao:


EVERY Day. Sent Em to TF, EFD, Crystal, Jack and everyone else too.

I need someone to talk to!:(

Originally posted by Chad Doody
EVERY Day. Sent Em to TF, EFD, Crystal, Jack and everyone else too.

:rofl:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
EVERY Day. Sent Em to TF, EFD, Crystal, Jack and everyone else too.

Only thing she ever PMed with was how to post images or something with avatars:/

:bored:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:bored:

Wiffle Ball.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Wiffle Ball.

Idiot :cuss:

Move outta my way icehole.
The name is Jack.
I'm so rich.
I smoke straight up crack.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Move outta my way icehole.
The name is Jack.
I'm so rich.
I smoke straight up crack.

wow

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Move outta my way icehole.
The name is Jack.
I'm so rich.
I smoke straight up crack.

STFU!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
STFU!

And Once your done Soaking The Fudgey Underwear, You Can scrape off the Bathroom walls....You Sick FFFFFREAK!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
And Once your done Soaking The Fudgey Underwear, You Can scrape off the Bathroom walls....You Sick FFFFFREAK!

:lol:

Stop Hitting On Me In PMs Ravey.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Stop Hitting On Me In PMs Ravey.

I am not. :lol:

Let's complete this thread before we go to bed.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Let's complete this thread before we go to bed.

Sounds Like A Plan.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Let's complete this thread before we go to bed.

Yeah right. :lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Sounds Like A Plan.

An impossible one.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Sounds Like A Plan.

Let's have a wrong answer game in here.No particular subjects.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
An impossible one.


Toooo Dream....And the Impossible Dream. Too Fight.....The Unbeatable Foe.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Let's have a wrong answer game in here.No particular subjects.

What is a wrong answer game?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Let's have a wrong answer game in here.No particular subjects.

Nah

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Toooo Dream....And the Impossible Dream. Too Fight.....The Unbeatable Foe.

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Toooo Dream....And the Impossible Dream. Too Fight.....The Unbeatable Foe.

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Nah

You say "Nah" to everything:rolleyes:.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You say "Nah" to everything:rolleyes:.

yu just Made the bigest misteak of yer life cuz know i haf to beet yuo all up coz im imorttal hulk hgoan and i can beet all of yal up anee day oof dah week how aboat on raw lets be in that mattch that bgi sho said butt letz hav chansaws an litebolbs in da supa crazzy hardkore match on raw big show im seriouse i am gona maek raw a badd nite 4 u coz i em goin to win da tittle and b king of da wrold like jerico ur jess an clwon lik all of dem out theer and i wil beet yor butt yu fargin peace of poop.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
yu just Made the bigest misteak of yer life cuz know i haf to beet yuo all up coz im imorttal hulk hgoan and i can beet all of yal up anee day oof dah week how aboat on raw lets be in that mattch that bgi sho said butt letz hav chansaws an litebolbs in da supa crazzy hardkore match on raw big show im seriouse i am gona maek raw a badd nite 4 u coz i em goin to win da tittle and b king of da wrold like jerico ur jess an clwon lik all of dem out theer and i wil beet yor butt yu fargin peace of poop.

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
yu just Made the bigest misteak of yer life cuz know i haf to beet yuo all up coz im imorttal hulk hgoan and i can beet all of yal up anee day oof dah week how aboat on raw lets be in that mattch that bgi sho said butt letz hav chansaws an litebolbs in da supa crazzy hardkore match on raw big show im seriouse i am gona maek raw a badd nite 4 u coz i em goin to win da tittle and b king of da wrold like jerico ur jess an clwon lik all of dem out theer and i wil beet yor butt yu fargin peace of poop.

:rofl:

yes he wil cz Holk is an icon butt I bigger ikon thne bot uv U 2 togather cz Bigg Sho is da bigezt gy in da world!!!!!

http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nMgAAALERVoLrhR1y251VAjU5wG*K!m0XXQhZOTbfKVrdiI2u0ROP!gEubQwHrHIBn1rIsikCVxIygbHxxxhFJTiN3ssCja3u

if u hav diks den u would wannan fase me in a tripel threet dubble latter flammign hll in a sell lyter fluid insanitty stapels sewper glu mathc!!!!!! Then I kik both of ther with ease cuz Bigg Sho is a 7 feet 500 punds giant monster who is reely aesum!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
yes he wil cz Holk is an icon butt I bigger ikon thne bot uv U 2 togather cz Bigg Sho is da bigezt gy in da world!!!!!

http://groups.msn.com/isapi/fetch.dll?action=MyPhotos_GetPubPhoto&PhotoID=nMgAAALERVoLrhR1y251VAjU5wG*K!m0XXQhZOTbfKVrdiI2u0ROP!gEubQwHrHIBn1rIsikCVxIygbHxxxhFJTiN3ssCja3u

if u hav diks den u would wannan fase me in a tripel threet dubble latter flammign hll in a sell lyter fluid insanitty stapels sewper glu mathc!!!!!! Then I kik both of ther with ease cuz Bigg Sho is a 7 feet 500 punds giant monster who is reely aesum!

:lol:

Still a Stacy Keibler fan, Ravey?

http://www.allmoviestar.com/fi/stacy_keibler/SKS-WWE-Stacy-TP-Special-037.jpg

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Still a Stacy Keibler fan, Ravey?

http://www.allmoviestar.com/fi/stacy_keibler/SKS-WWE-Stacy-TP-Special-037.jpg

Sort of. :lol: I don't like wrestling that much anymore though.

John Wayne enters the arena



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Later that night John is frantically looking for Alec. Wanye sees Alec in the hallway. John Walks up and says

John Wayne: Boy if your looking for trouble I'll accomadate you.
Just then Alec swings for Wayne but Wayne blocks it nd hits Alec with a powerful right hand. Alec satggers back Then Wayne pulls out a Revolverand fires.
Alec falls to the ground crying
Alec: I'm hit I'm hit I'm gonna die
John Wayne: Calm down I only nicked you you'll be ok you don't even have to the hospital all you need is a plaster. If you ever mess with me again I'll kill you.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
John Wayne enters the arena



--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


Later that night John is frantically looking for Alec. Wanye sees Alec in the hallway. John Walks up and says

John Wayne: Boy if your looking for trouble I'll accomadate you.
Just then Alec swings for Wayne but Wayne blocks it nd hits Alec with a powerful right hand. Alec satggers back Then Wayne pulls out a Revolverand fires.
Alec falls to the ground crying
Alec: I'm hit I'm hit I'm gonna die
John Wayne: Calm down I only nicked you you'll be ok you don't even have to the hospital all you need is a plaster. If you ever mess with me again I'll kill you.

I Found That In An E-Fed.

:happyface :happyface :happyface

http://groups.msn.com/ExtremeWrestlingChampionshipFederation/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=98

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://groups.msn.com/ExtremeWrestlingChampionshipFederation/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=98

:lol:

Lita goes to take a shower. As she does an unsuspected guest shows up peaking in the window. Lita sees eyes and screams. John wayne walks in smiling and laughs.

Wayne: now your all mine darling


:rotflmao:

about 3 hours left.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Lita goes to take a shower. As she does an unsuspected guest shows up peaking in the window. Lita sees eyes and screams. John wayne walks in smiling and laughs.

Wayne: now your all mine darling


:rotflmao:

:rofl:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
about 3 hours left.

:nod:

Didn't leave.Jsut loking for SPongeBob fics and other things.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Didn't leave.Jsut loking for SPongeBob fics and other things.

Spongebob fics? :lol:

buffy and edge stand their when a midget walks up wearing a trenchcoat

Matt: whats up Buffy remember me?

buffy gets a look of shock and horror on her face

Matt: thats right its me, your babys daddy

edge looks shocked and buffy begins to cry, Matt stands their laughing and yelling into buffy's stomach WHOS YOUR DADDY? WHOS YOUR DADDY? WHOS YOUR DADDY?

buffy: why are ypou doing this?

Matt: shut up ho, get in the truck

buffy: noooo NOOOOOOOOOO

matt lifts his fist with his pimp ring up at buffy and buffy looks scared, she gets in the truck and matt drives off while edge stands crying

the truck drives into a yard in the country and matt and buffy walk into the house, buffy goes to get in the bed to go to sleep and matt gets furious

Matt: THATS MY BED, you sleep their

matt walks over and opens cage and makes buffy get in

Matt: ill let you out next time im horny

buffy: im having a baby i dont deserve this treatment

matt gets mad

Matt: SO THIS ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I JUST BOUGHT THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAGE I COULD FIND AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? WELL THINGS AINT GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT, THINGS ARE GONNA GET UN COMFORTABLE FOR YOU NOW WOMAN

Matt throws garbage in cage with buffy and pees on her

Matt: aint no janitor or edge gonna make me look bad. thats my son and im gonna take him pimpin with me

buffy: what about me?

Matt: ill just sell you to the first bidder after you have the baby

Buffy: but thats slavery

Matt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE CAN HELP YOU NOW WO-MON

matt walks off with keys and buffy escapes later but is being chased down the road by matts truck

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Spongebob fics? :lol:

Yerp.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
buffy and edge stand their when a midget walks up wearing a trenchcoat

Matt: whats up Buffy remember me?

buffy gets a look of shock and horror on her face

Matt: thats right its me, your babys daddy

edge looks shocked and buffy begins to cry, Matt stands their laughing and yelling into buffy's stomach WHOS YOUR DADDY? WHOS YOUR DADDY? WHOS YOUR DADDY?

buffy: why are ypou doing this?

Matt: shut up ho, get in the truck

buffy: noooo NOOOOOOOOOO

matt lifts his fist with his pimp ring up at buffy and buffy looks scared, she gets in the truck and matt drives off while edge stands crying

the truck drives into a yard in the country and matt and buffy walk into the house, buffy goes to get in the bed to go to sleep and matt gets furious

Matt: THATS MY BED, you sleep their

matt walks over and opens cage and makes buffy get in

Matt: ill let you out next time im horny

buffy: im having a baby i dont deserve this treatment

matt gets mad

Matt: SO THIS ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? I JUST BOUGHT THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAGE I COULD FIND AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? WELL THINGS AINT GONNA HAPPEN LIKE THAT, THINGS ARE GONNA GET UN COMFORTABLE FOR YOU NOW WOMAN

Matt throws garbage in cage with buffy and pees on her

Matt: aint no janitor or edge gonna make me look bad. thats my son and im gonna take him pimpin with me

buffy: what about me?

Matt: ill just sell you to the first bidder after you have the baby

Buffy: but thats slavery

Matt: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE CAN HELP YOU NOW WO-MON

matt walks off with keys and buffy escapes later but is being chased down the road by matts truck

What the.. :rofl:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Yerp.

:lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What the.. :rofl:

One of my old roleplays. :D

Originally posted by Chad Doody
One of my old roleplays. :D

:lol:

Chad: JNSFLJRWKLSRBBRKLB

*Kaos comes out*

Kaos: whats that supposed to mean?

Chad: i own Texas

Kaos: **** YOU

*HHH is out back working on his car*

Rock kicks RVD

*HHH Turns around*

*they go for a walk*

*chad is in his office*

*Rage walks in*

Rage: I AINT GOT NO CORNED BEEF

Chad: **** YOU

*Kaos walks in 500 pounds fatter*

Kaos: IM FAT

Chad: dont sick for me yesterday

*Jason is sitting in his closet*

*Chad barges in and dances*

Chad: LALALALALALALALALALAALALALA

*Jason is scared*

*Kaos burns down a hotel*

Rock: why did you do that?

Kaos: CAUSE IM FAT AND I OWN TURKEY

Rock: **** YOU

Kaos: I OWN THIS HOTAL

Rock: oh ok

*Yosemite sam and John Goodman walk up

Yosemite Sam: YOU VARMINT

John Goodman: JSFJNRSLJNSRKLRBSELR

Kaos: **** YOU JOHN GOODMAN

*Ted Danson burns a hotel*

Kaos: WHY YOU BURN MY RESTUARANT???

*Ted Danson laughs*

Jason: read me a story

*HHH burns a book*

*Jason crys*

Chad: UGUGUGUGUGUGUUG

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Chad: JNSFLJRWKLSRBBRKLB

*Kaos comes out*

Kaos: whats that supposed to mean?

Chad: i own Texas

Kaos: **** YOU

*HHH is out back working on his car*

Rock kicks RVD

*HHH Turns around*

*they go for a walk*

*chad is in his office*

*Rage walks in*

Rage: I AINT GOT NO CORNED BEEF

Chad: **** YOU

*Kaos walks in 500 pounds fatter*

Kaos: IM FAT

Chad: dont sick for me yesterday

*Jason is sitting in his closet*

*Chad barges in and dances*

Chad: LALALALALALALALALALAALALALA

*Jason is scared*

*Kaos burns down a hotel*

Rock: why did you do that?

Kaos: CAUSE IM FAT AND I OWN TURKEY

Rock: **** YOU

Kaos: I OWN THIS HOTAL

Rock: oh ok

*Yosemite sam and John Goodman walk up

Yosemite Sam: YOU VARMINT

John Goodman: JSFJNRSLJNSRKLRBSELR

Kaos: **** YOU JOHN GOODMAN

*Ted Danson burns a hotel*

Kaos: WHY YOU BURN MY RESTUARANT???

*Ted Danson laughs*

Jason: read me a story

*HHH burns a book*

*Jason crys*

Chad: UGUGUGUGUGUGUUG

:lol:

Bischoff and the dog walk out, Bischoff is wearing a t-shirt that looks like a tuxedo, The Funky Chicken, who has a license to marry walks out

Funky Chicken: do you take this dog to be your wife

Bischoff: i do

Funky Chicken: do you take this dog to be your husband?

Dog: BARK

Funky Chicken: hott diggity, that means no

Bischoff: WHYYYYYYYYY?

The Funky Chicken grabs the dog and makes out with it, Bischoff stands their with a tear in his eye until Boldberg walks out with a gopher and hands it to Bischoff, Bischoff takes a big bite out of it and Boldberg gets a tear in his eye seeing how happy this made Eric.



*Shakes Head*

Im going to bed. Night :wave:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Im going to bed. Night :wave:

:bye:

NOOOOOOOO

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
NOOOOOOOO

:confused:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:confused:

Was hoping you didn't leave.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Was hoping you didn't leave.

I was about to. Because I thought you left. :lol:

Gonna feel different that we stayed up so long and even gonna get to talk to theee morning shift if they come on.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Gonna feel different that we stayed up so long and even gonna get to talk to theee morning shift if they come on.

What time do they come on again? :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What time do they come on again? :lol:

7:30.Around there.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
7:30.Around there.

We still have a while to go. :eek:

I'm afraid to look behind me if my brother is awake,I went in the hallway to pretend to call someone and I talked so my brother doesn't think i'm up this long just posting.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
We still have a while to go. :eek:

Been going by fast.Remeber when I said we have only 5 more hours left?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I'm afraid to look behind me if my brother is awake,I went in the hallway to pretend to call someone and I talked so my brother doesn't think i'm up this long just posting.

Will you get in trouble if your up this long, just posting? :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Been going by fast.Remeber when I said we have only 5 more hours left?

It's going by slow for me.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Will you get in trouble if your up this long, just posting? :lol:

If my dad sees me i'll tell him I get up early.My brother would just annoy me.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
If my dad sees me i'll him I get up early.My would just annoy me.

Tell your brother to STFU. :mad: :lol:

Do you think we should do this again anytime soon?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Do you think we should do this again anytime soon?

Are you leaving now? :confused:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Are you leaving now? :confused:

No, I'm just saying this is crazy:lol:.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
No, I'm just saying this is crazy:lol:.

We're crazy people. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
We're crazy people. :lol:

This is hours of boredom.I just want to beat our record and achieve talking to the morning shift without sleeping before they talk.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
This is hours of boredom.I just want to beat our record and achieve talking to the morning shift with sleeping before they talk.

I've been bored for the past 3 hours. :lol:

My right eye is a little itchy because of this.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
My right eye is a little itchy because of this.

what? :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
what? :lol:


Ya know....STARING AT THE SCREEN TOO LONG.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Ya know....STARING AT THE SCREEN TOO LONG.

That's never happened to me... :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That's never happened to me... :lol:

WELL GOOOOD FOR YOU!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
WELL GOOOOD FOR YOU!

If that's the way you plan on talking to me for the next 2 long hours, I'm leaving. :rolleyes:

:joke:

Can't wait to get to sleep after 8.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Can't wait to get to sleep after 8.

Me either. :lol: Time is going by soooo slow.

Forget sleep.Let's stay up till 8 AM tommorow.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Forget sleep.Let's stay up till 8 AM tommorow.

Your crazier than I thought. I don't think so. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Me either. :lol: Time is going by soooo slow.

Gonna feel great once my body lays on the bed.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Your crazier than I thought. I don't think so. :rotflmao:

Chicken:rolleyes:?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Gonna feel great once my body lays on the bed.

Stop it. Your gonna make me wanna go to sleep now. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Chicken:rolleyes:?

No. I'm just tired. :lol:

Got a new Kazoo.Hopefully it doesn't break like the other did.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Got a new Kazoo.Hopefully it doesn't break like the other did.

How much are the Kazoo's?

*yawn*

Originally posted by *Jackie*
How much are the Kazoo's?

My first one was at Victor's House Of Music.That cost about 2-3 dollars.The one I got yesterday was where I take guitar lessons.They're one dollar there.I got it free yesterday maybe because my mom got my dad this thing called a penny whistle and since I go for lessons she let me have the kazoo for free.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
My first one was at Victor's House Of Music.That cost about 2-3 dollars.The one I got yesterday was where I take guitar lessons.They're one dollar there.I got it free today maybe because my mom got my dad this thing called a penny whistle and since I go for lessons she let is have the kazoo for free.

oh ok. :lol: Are you getting any better at playing the guitar?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
oh ok. :lol: Are you getting any better at playing the guitar?
Need to practice a lot more.I'm ok, but I know for a fact i'll never be great.I've benn going there almost three years so thats how I know how far i'm going in that way.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Need to practice a lot more.I'm ok, but I know for a fact i'll never be great.I've benn going there almost three years so thats how I know how far i'm going in that way.

Just keep practicing. :nod:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Just keep practicing. :nod:

We could have wrote songs during this time.



Wouldn't done it anyway.I wasn't awake enough:lol:.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
We could have wrote songs during this time.



Wouldn't done it anyway.I wasn't awake enough:lol:.

We still have a while to go. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
We still have a while to go. :lol:

Got only about an hour to go.

:bored:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Got only about an hour to go.

That's going to take forever.

EFD?

Ravey?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Ravey?

ENTERTAIN ME :cuss: Before I fall asleep. :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
ENTERTAIN ME :cuss: Before I fall asleep. :mad:

*Flips Ravey Off*

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
*Flips Ravey Off*

:livid:

You and EFD are still on??:eek:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
You and EFD are still on??:eek:

yeah :lol:

You come here really early Jack. :lol:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
You and EFD are still on??:eek:

Never stopped.

We have officially broke our record, Ravey.We're staying on till 8 to be part odf at least a little of the morning shift and to beat our record by an hour.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Never stopped.

We have officially broke our record, Ravey.We're staying on till 8 to be part odf at least a little of the morning shift and to beat our record by an hour.

I agree. We shouldn't stop now!

Birds are chirping outside now. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Birds are chirping outside now. :lol:

I heard them already.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I heard them already.

I just started hearing them a couple of minutes ago. :lol:

So tired.....but I have to stay on. :lol:

Vacation makes this feel like a Saturday.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Vacation makes this feel like a Saturday.

It's already Friday. :lol:

Jack?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Jack?

I think he left. :lol:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
You and EFD are still on??:eek: Ditto - man you gys are CRAZY !!!

:wave:

Originally posted by robyrob
Ditto - man you gys are CRAZY !!!

Hi :wave:

EFD you better still be here. :mad:

Birds are still chirping here.

Hey, roby.What's up?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Birds are still chirping hear.

Hey, roby.What's up?

Their still chirping here too. Were so close to beating our record by an hour!

elly had one kitten that was just wailin away makin all this noise, and he wouldnt shut up (it was Sluggo) - so she carried him over to ME to shut him up@!!!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Birds are still chirping hear.

Hey, roby.What's up? I AM!!

Originally posted by robyrob
elly had one kitten that was just wailin away makin all this noise, and he wouldnt shut up (it was Sluggo) - so she carried him over to ME to shut him up@!!!

awwww :lol:

Originally posted by robyrob
I AM!!

Me and EFD plan on going to sleep in about 40 minutes. :lol:

Originally posted by robyrob
elly had one kitten that was just wailin away makin all this noise, and he wouldnt shut up (it was Sluggo) - so she carried him over to ME to shut him up@!!! hehehe - elly was starin at me chirping (asking WHAT DO I DO) so i just pushed her over and Sluggo jumped her and started nursing :rotflmao:

Originally posted by robyrob
elly had one kitten that was just wailin away makin all this noise, and he wouldnt shut up (it was Sluggo) - so she carried him over to ME to shut him up@!!!

Glitchee isn't your only cat?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You come here really early Jack. :lol: Yes I do :lol:






Hey Roby!:wave: oh and Jackie and EFD!:talk:

Originally posted by robyrob
hehehe - elly was starin at me chirping (asking WHAT DO I DO) so i just pushed her over and Sluggo jumped her and started nursing :rotflmao:

:lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You come here really early Jack. :lol: Yes I do :lol:






Hey Roby!:wave: oh and Jackie and EFD!:wave:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Yes I do :lol:






Hey Roby!:wave: oh and Jackie and EFD!:talk:

:lol:

:happyface :happyface :happyface

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Glitchee isn't your only cat? no we also have jynx and kitt, and we took in elly the abadnoned pregnant teen and she had babies

HEY JACK!

Originally posted by robyrob
no we also have jynx and kitt, and we took in elly the abadnoned pregnant teen and she had babies

When you first saw elly on the streets did you see her doing a Stray Cat Strut?

:bored:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: :D

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:bored:

Quiet your dang spammin'.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Quiet your dang spammin'.

I can spam all I want you icehole. :mad:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I can spam all I want you icehole. :mad:

Don't talk to me that way you fargun muggerfugger:cuss:!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Don't talk to me that way you farun muggerfugger:cuss:!

Fargen ******. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
When you first saw elly on the streets did you see her doing a Stray Cat Strut? :lol: - nah robyn found her (she ALWAYS finds these animals :cuss: ) - she's a weirdo - she's really quiet, none of the other animals really "like" her, but she just stares at them ( and pretty much anything else, for that matter) with this look of total incomprehension

then she makes these weird alien chortling sounds.... creepy

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Don't talk to me that way you fargun muggerfugger:cuss:! QUIET you BASTIGES - 'for i kabonk youse heads togetha! :cuss:

Originally posted by robyrob
QUIET you BASTIGES - 'for i kabonk youse heads togetha!

:eek2:

Originally posted by robyrob
QUIET you BASTIGES - 'for i kabonk youse heads togetha! :cuss: LOL

Originally posted by robyrob
- she's a weirdo - i MEANT elly the cat, NOT robyn

gotta go :wave:L

Originally posted by robyrob
i MEANT elly the cat, NOT robyn

:rofl:

Originally posted by robyrob
gotta go :wave:L

:bye:

Originally posted by robyrob
(she ALWAYS finds these animals :cuss: ) -

You make the cat sound like a rare supernatural creature:lol:.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
You make the cat sound like a rare supernatural creature:lol:.

I'm so tired I'm actually laughing at the words rare supernatural creature. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by robyrob
i MEANT elly the cat, NOT robyn

I was wondering if you meant her for a second.

20 minutes :woohoo:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm so tired I'm actually laughing at the words rare supernatural creature. :rotflmao:

:lol:

Originally posted by robyrob
gotta go :wave:L Ok bye!:wave:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
:lol:

I'm surprised we made it. :lol:

I'm hungry.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
I'm hungry.

So am I.

:D :rolleyes: :cool: :p :eek: :confused: :talk:

EFD?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm surprised we made it. :lol: :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
EFD? Maybe EFD went to B-E-D LOL

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
:lol:

The last 4 or 5 hours have been boring. :lol:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Maybe EFD went to B-E-D LOL


HE BETTER NOT HAVE :cuss:

Sheesh i'm not going anywhere.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Sheesh i'm not going anywhere.

:D

Since we don't know the official time of our time zones and we're relying on tv and other stuff let's stay on till 8:05.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Since we don't know the official time of our time zones and we're reling on tv and other stuff let's stay on till 8:05.

Ok :nod:

Hey Jackie- did you and EFD stay up all night?

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hey Jackie- did you and EFD stay up all night?

Yeah :lol:

What's up, LUKE?

Cool!


Jack, I've gotta tell ya DOWNLOAD Bob Dylan stuff. Shelter from a Strom is good, so is Hurricane, Lay Lady Lay, Blowing in the Wind... well any song from Bob is great! LOL

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
What's up, LUKE?

Listening to Bob Dylan.

Did your brother ever wake up, EFD? :lol:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Cool!


Jack, I've gotta tell ya DOWNLOAD Bob Dylan stuff. Shelter from a Strom is good, so is Hurricane, Lay Lady Lay, Blowing in the Wind... well any song from Bob is great! LOL Awesome!




Hey Lucas BTW!:wave:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Listening to Bob Dylan.

Don't remember any of his songs right now.I think I heard songs from him, I just forgot which ones.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Did your brother ever wake up, EFD? :lol:

Nope, unless he woke up about an hour ago and didn't say anything.

My brother and his gf saw Bob Dylan live on March 27th... that lucky S.O.B

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nope, unless he woke up about an hour ago and didn't say anything.

:lol:

*looks at bed*

7 more minutes! :D

Are you guys gonna sleep at all today?

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Are you guys gonna sleep at all today?

Yeah. Were going to bed at 8:05. We just want to beat our other record by an hour.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Yeah. Were going to bed at 8:05. We just want to beat our other record by an hour.

7:05 my time.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Are you guys gonna sleep at all today?

We're getting offline in 5 minutes.You should try this once.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
My brother and his gf saw Bob Dylan live on March 27th... that lucky S.O.B Awesome!

Why didnt you go see him too?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
We're getting offline in 5 minutes.You should try this once.

Yeah, you should. :nod:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Awesome!

Why didnt you go see him too?

Because it was before I was a fan, I became a fan a couple of days ago.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Because it was before I was a fan, I became a fan a couple of days ago.

Your obsessed now. :lol:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
We're getting offline in 5 minutes.You should try this once.

I have before only I went to bed at 7:00 am.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
I have before only I went to bed at 7:00 am.

Ever do it online?On SO?

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Ever do it online?On SO?

Nopers

Sleepy time! Bye! :bye:

YAAAAAAY.We made it.8:05.pumpkin:

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
YAAAAAAY.We made it.8:05.:pumpkin:

I know! :woohoo: :bye:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Because it was before I was a fan, I became a fan a couple of days ago. Ah I see, cool!


Whos your fav band now? Still Gary Lewis?


Mine is LOL

Anyways, I have off today!

I'm going too.Mornin'.:wave:

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Ah I see, cool!


Whos your fav band now? Still Gary Lewis?


Mine is LOL

Anyways, I have off today!

My favourite band is still Gary Lewis!

I got today off too!

I'm going to my Cousins

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
My favourite band is still Gary Lewis!

I got today off too!

I'm going to my Cousins Awesome and awesome!!!!!!:D


BTW whats your fav Weird Al song?

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Awesome and awesome!!!!!!:D


BTW whats your fav Weird Al song?

Hmm, Fat or UHF!

http://www.expectingrain.com/dok/jcli/HARPNCIG.GIF

This pic of Bob made me laugh LOL

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hmm, Fat or UHF!

http://www.expectingrain.com/dok/jcli/HARPNCIG.GIF

This pic of Bob made me laugh LOL Awesome


LOL cool pic


My fav Weird Al songs : "Fat", "Dare to be Stupid", "Like a Suregon" , "UHF", "Amish Paradise", "A Complicated Song", "Couch Potato" , mostly everything on his lastest album , two of them I just mentioned, "Eat It" , "Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies" and more! LOL

Eat It is funny!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Eat It is funny! Yup!

Dare To Be Stupid
by Al Yankovic





Lyrics:

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

Im going to go eat breakfast bye!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Im going to go eat breakfast bye!!!!!!!! Bye! :wave:

Did ya see the lyrics to Dare to be Stupid?

Mornin Everyone.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Mornin Everyone. :wave:


Im workin on my script,I think its good, I might PM Chad later,see if he has any suggestions

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
:wave:


Im workin on my script,I think its good, I might PM Cjhad later,s ee if he has any suggestions Hi, JR. Cool.

Whats Up?

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Hi, JR. Cool. Yeah

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Whats Up? The ceiling, besides that not much

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
The ceiling, besides that not much

Are you Sure?

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Are you Sure? Yup!

Originally posted by "Weird" Jack Wilso-vic
Yup! Theres a Serial Killer Riding a MotorToilet Through your Front Yard.

Originally posted by Stormtracker TF
Theres a Serial Killer Riding a MotorToilet Through your Front Yard. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO THERE'S NOT!