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desilutoo
04-08-2004, 03:37 PM
I think if Desi were alive today and he about 25-30 years old he should be doing underwear commercials.......except the thong ones....Don't like butt floss men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Doesn't look right!! ANyway....how about the big smilie faces on the Joe Boxers undies? I like that idea!! :bonk: :bighug: :clap :mooner:

SPLAIN
04-08-2004, 08:32 PM
I seriously doubt that Desi would have anything to do with either thongs or boxers as he never wore underwear. Removing them would have cut into his lovemaking time.

Kazza
04-08-2004, 08:46 PM
Originally posted by SPLAIN
I seriously doubt that Desi would have anything to do with either thongs or boxers as he never wore underwear. Removing them would have cut into his lovemaking time.

No time to waste:lol:

dawsongirl
04-08-2004, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by SPLAIN
I seriously doubt that Desi would have anything to do with either thongs or boxers as he never wore underwear. Removing them would have cut into his lovemaking time.

:barf: Obviously his mother never told him not to leave the house without clean underwear on! :lol:

crazyredhead
04-09-2004, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by I'maDESIlover
No time to waste:lol:

LOL! Good point..

NostalgiaAce777
04-09-2004, 02:20 PM
I think they should make I Love Lucy Joe Boxer shorts, that would be a major seller.

SPLAIN
04-10-2004, 10:20 PM
I Love Lucy thongs would be nice too, think of all the room for the I on the middle part.

crazyredhead
04-11-2004, 04:37 PM
LOL! Wooo..great idea, Claude..I'm glad you have that in MIND! ;) :lol:

ricardo/mertz
04-11-2004, 11:43 PM
It's true, you really do learn something new everyday. I did not know Desi did not wear underwear. Goin' comando! Alright Desi!

SPLAIN
04-12-2004, 09:59 AM
There were quite a few funny incidents that happened BECAUSE of his always GOING COMMANDO. One was when they auditionned him with lovely starlets at MGM, here he is kissing Judy Garland and others of her status and then he noticed his fly was open. And he said he was embarrassed because HIS BIRD COULD FLY, his words not mine. One time at the Pierre Hotel in New York, he surprised Lucy and Geporge Schaffer, the head of RKO with a visit and his fly was open yet again, Mr Schaffer tried to warn him but to no avail, so finally Lucy told him to zip up and she turned to Mr Schaffer and casually said HE BELIEVES IN ADVERTISING!

ricardo/mertz
04-12-2004, 10:29 PM
Originally posted by SPLAIN
so finally Lucy told him to zip up and she turned to Mr Schaffer and casually said HE BELIEVES IN ADVERTISING!


Lucy handled that situation beautifully!lol
Ya know, if I were going to go uhem.......natural under my pants I think I would take the time to make sure I was zipped up!lol

desilutoo
04-13-2004, 08:15 AM
Originally posted by SPLAIN
I seriously doubt that Desi would have anything to do with either thongs or boxers as he never wore underwear. Removing them would have cut into his lovemaking time.

You mean he NEVER wore underwear? Now that is just gross!! Think of all that chaffing!!!! :lol:

SPLAIN
04-13-2004, 09:20 AM
Hence the use of painkillers!

desilutoo
04-13-2004, 10:18 AM
EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW....WHo would want a :mooner: that is all red and chaffed? EVEN if he was on pain killers. puke: Not to mention the front side. ACK....sorry my sweats for Desi is slowly going away. But hey---I remember an episode..I think the one where Lucy was the gypsy and Ricky's pants were pulled off and there in broad daylight was BOXERS!!!!!!!! HA HA a good joke if he were nakie!!!

SPLAIN
04-13-2004, 10:28 AM
Listen, if they had to have TWIN beds, i doubt he could have appeared in a Janet Jackson sort of way like you described, LOL! Besides going Commando is sexy! Ask Joey Tribianni!

desilutoo
04-13-2004, 10:32 AM
Who is Joey what's hisname? Yeah if the guy has on silk PJ bottoms it is. But with tight jeans...LOOK OUT!!! Ain't close to being sexy...guess it's nothing a little vasaline won't fix, though!

SPLAIN
04-13-2004, 11:00 AM
Joey is the guy famous for the line HOW YOU DOINNNNNNNNNN on Friends. But with all this sex type talk, you actually had me type, the guy who says who you doin, till i changed it, now stop that! LOL!

desilutoo
04-15-2004, 04:50 PM
So Joey doesn't wear underwear either? I never watch Friends...guess I miss out once again! *sigh*