EmpressDR
04-04-2004, 07:50 PM
Theme Song of My Mother the Car, sung by The Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, who also did "The Doberman Gang," and Hand Me Down that Can of Beans" from "Paint your Wagon," the movie.
Everyone knows, in the second life, we all come back sooner or later,
As anything, from a pu--ss-y* cat, to a saw-toothed ally-gator.
Well, you all may think my story is more fiction, than it's fact;
But believe it or not, my Mother Dear decided she'd come back:
As a CAR!
She's my very own guiding star!
A 1928 Porter! That's My Mother Dear!
She helps me through everything I do, and I'm so glad she's here!
My Mother the Car! My Mother the Car!
[ *silly message board censored that word for "cat." So I used dashes]
The show was FUNNY, not at all bad. The critics just didn't like the concept of a man driving around his mother as a car. They got all pissy and Freudean.
The car was REALLY a Pierce-Arrow, as you could see by the distinguishing mascot of an arrow on the grillplate.
They SHOULD'VE done that line:
A '28 Pierce-Arrow! That's My Mother Dear!
Same rythm!
I taped all of the episodes, when they were rerun on channel 20, in the 1980s--but on Beta, and I've lost them, sorry. It was a GOOD show, very funny, and got a bad rap!
:wave: :crazy:
Everyone knows, in the second life, we all come back sooner or later,
As anything, from a pu--ss-y* cat, to a saw-toothed ally-gator.
Well, you all may think my story is more fiction, than it's fact;
But believe it or not, my Mother Dear decided she'd come back:
As a CAR!
She's my very own guiding star!
A 1928 Porter! That's My Mother Dear!
She helps me through everything I do, and I'm so glad she's here!
My Mother the Car! My Mother the Car!
[ *silly message board censored that word for "cat." So I used dashes]
The show was FUNNY, not at all bad. The critics just didn't like the concept of a man driving around his mother as a car. They got all pissy and Freudean.
The car was REALLY a Pierce-Arrow, as you could see by the distinguishing mascot of an arrow on the grillplate.
They SHOULD'VE done that line:
A '28 Pierce-Arrow! That's My Mother Dear!
Same rythm!
I taped all of the episodes, when they were rerun on channel 20, in the 1980s--but on Beta, and I've lost them, sorry. It was a GOOD show, very funny, and got a bad rap!
:wave: :crazy: