Even if you're a bad or good singer, if you were on American Idol...what do you think Simon, Randy, and Paula would say?

I am a TERRIBLE singer, so they would probably all critize me...maybe even Paula. My voice sounds like a garbage truck when I sing, lol!

I think they would all say I wouldn't be cut out to be a singer. I can probably sing only 2 to 4 songs ok but if you're going to audition for AI, you have to be good at singing more than just a few songs. You probably need to be good at singing more than 20-30, or even more. This is why I will never audition for AI. The car trip and the several day wait would not be worth it.

Honestly, they would say I am tone deaf and I cant carry a tune. Because I cant. And that if I try to sing too loud, I scream.

Originally posted by ?MsConanOBrien?
Honestly, they would say I am tone deaf and I cant carry a tune. Because I cant. And that if I try to sing too loud, I scream.

Me too :-(

I can sing some songs okay. But I am going to try out.

Simon is gonna bash my head in. So is Randy. Paula's gonna say I'm nervous or something like that.

But I have awhile before I go. My mom says I sing Sin Wagon really good so I think I'll sing that.

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
I can sing some songs okay. But I am going to try out.

Simon is gonna bash my head in. So is Randy. Paula's gonna say I'm nervous or something like that.

But I have awhile before I go. My mom says I sing Sin Wagon really good so I think I'll sing that.

make sure you have plenty of spark and stand out, because there are two auditions before seeing the trio.

Randy will say "dawg you sucked"
Paula will say "sorry i have to pass"
Simon will say "absolutely dreadful"

Originally posted by Idol Fanatic
make sure you have plenty of spark and stand out, because there are two auditions before seeing the trio.

Good advice! Thankies. I'll have to find good songs.

Of course, my best songs are Broadway songs and Crystal said not to sing those cos I'll get typecast. So... yup.

Remember the judges faces when they saw Keith (AI2), Scat Girl, William Hung?

Yeah, they'd have those same faces for me. :lol:

Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
Remember the judges faces when they saw Keith (AI2), Scat Girl, William Hung?

Yeah, they'd have those same faces for me. :lol:


Who was Scat Girl? Was she the auditioner who sang (or tried to sing) Getting Your Kicks On Route 66 and ended it with a scream?

If there are two first rounds, how did William Hung get through??

Originally posted by -*Forever*-
If there are two first rounds, how did William Hung get through??

they let a lot of people through for comedy purposes

Originally posted by Brian
Who was Scat Girl? Was she the auditioner who sang (or tried to sing) Getting Your Kicks On Route 66 and ended it with a scream? Yup

Originally posted by [.AIkenCompany3.]
Yup


Randy's reaction was priceless. :lol:

Simon would say, "You can't sing. You can't dance, so what do you want me to say?" (He said the exact same thing to William Hung.)

Paula would say, "You're not fit for the competition."

Randy would say, "What the heck? I don't hear any tune dawg."

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I would say, "I had no professional training."

They would all just laugh in my face.