Just thought I'd start a new post on this,

Coach: This is the 19..what..80's?

rebecca: How dare that man say i have an emotional problem!? I'd like to meet him in a dark alley with a cleaver!

Cliff: It is a cork in the Clavin family that we all have extra teeth. That is the only way we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the russian throne.
Frasier: So tell me Cliff, what color is the sky in your world?

Sam: She (carla) was complaining that she missed out on all that teenage stuff, you know homecoming, proms. What if we do something to take her back to her teen years?
Rebecca: Like get her pregnant?
Cliff: Nah, that's been done to death.

Woody: I landed a part in our children's theater production of the story of snow. I play the King of Flakes!

Sam: (on the phone holding beer mug up to his face)Hello, this is Anton Kreitzer! I'm calling about the Corvette you bought from a Mr. Sam Malone. Yea, well give it back right now!!.....No..no...no whoa! whoa! whoa! Don't hang up don't hang up it's not Kreitzer it's Sam. Come on I want my car back, please. Listen I'm having seller's remorse. Listen, I'll tell ya what-- I'll pay you five hundred more than you bought it for. All right, wait wait wait... I'll pay you 1,000 more than you bought it for.
Frasier: Excuse me Sam... as a trained Psychiatrist and well versed in the art of human persuasion, I think I can handle this for you. (takes phone) LILITH DAMNIT GIVE SAM HIS CAR BACK IMMEDIATELY!!!!

Carla: Are you crazy Coach? This was our final chance to get rid of her!

Coach: Crazy, Carla? Crazy like a doorknob.







Sam: Hey, what's happenin Norm?
Norm: Well its a dog-eat-dog world Sammy and Im wearing milkbone underwear.

Sam: Hey, I thought you said you wouldn't call me stupid now that we are being intimate.
Diane: No no I said I would call you stupid while we are being intimate

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
Sam: Hey, I thought you said you wouldn't call me stupid now that we are being intimate.
Diane: No no I said I wouldNT call you stupid while we are being intimate

just wanted to point that out.


when I get bored in school I just start writing quotes and scribbles all over my agenda book.... and thats one of them.
And for once.... I got it word for word!

Sam[to Diane]- Maybe this literary chat wasn't such a good idea.... wanna makeout? :rofl: This ones probably my favorite... I loved Everyone Imitates Art

Sam- I'm going to tell you the truth. Diane- That would be nice. Sam- I work for the government.. I'm on a secret mission. Diane- You are an idiot. Sam- No.... that's just my cover.

And of course the one in my sig. :D

Originally posted by barwars88
just wanted to point that out.


when I get bored in school I just start writing quotes and scribbles all over my agenda book.... and thats one of them.
And for once.... I got it word for word!

I do that, too. My assignment pad and notebook is full of Cheers quotes and song lyrics.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Sam[to Diane]- Maybe this literary chat wasn't such a good idea.... wanna makeout? :rofl: This ones probably my favorite... I loved Everyone Imitates Art

OMG...ok I was watching this episode with my friend for the first time, and we both laughed for about 15 minutes, after that :rotflmao: it wasn't just how he delivered the line....it was the look she gave him !!

Originally posted by DianeChambers87
OMG...ok I was watching this episode with my friend for the first time, and we both laughed for about 15 minutes, after that :rotflmao: it wasn't just how he delivered the line....it was the look she gave him !!

I laughed hysterically about it for the rest of the night. Definately one of the best Sam lines, IMO. :lol:

I thought it was funny when Sam stayed awake for days reading War and Peace to impress Diane and her ex-boyfriend.

At the end, Diane mentions that there's a War and Peace movie, and Sam screams, "There's a movie!!", and runs out of the office after Norm and Cliff who recommended that he read the book in the first place.