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DollaBill
03-27-2004, 01:10 AM
What pick-up line you could use on Raven that would either make her: laugh,give you a dirty look, smile, hug you, or smack tha piss outta you...lol?

I think this one would get a dirty look, or a laugh:

It ain't cha booty, ischa beauty

michelleLa
03-27-2004, 01:31 AM
i THINK IT WOULD MAKE HER LAUGH!!:lol:
iT WOULD MAKE ME LAUGH OR GIV U DIRRTY LOOK!!! DON'T KNOW NOW?? DEPENDING WHO IT CAME FROM!

moeee
03-27-2004, 06:49 AM
girl, you got fries to go with that shake!!!:lol:

DollaBill
03-27-2004, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by moeee
girl, you got fries to go with that shake!!!:lol:
:rofl: she would slap you!

Girl yo feet must be tired cause you been running through my mind all day!

michelleLa
03-27-2004, 01:55 PM
MOe!!!LMAO!!! She would slap the **** aoutta u!!! I would!!! Or maybe she would have her dad shase after u if u shouted it to her instead of telling her 2 her face!!!:lol: RUNNNNNNNNNNN!


BTW!!Dolla that would make her smile and say something nice!!!

I am Him
03-27-2004, 06:59 PM
They call me Fred Flintstone, because I can make your Bedrock.

I am Him
03-27-2004, 07:00 PM
Want an Australian kiss? It's just like a French kiss, but down under!

michelleLa
03-27-2004, 07:08 PM
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!:

... THAT'S HALARIOUS!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: omg!!
SHE WOULD DEFENETELY SLAP YOU OR BREAK UR HEAD OFF!!!:lol: :lol:

MarshallMathers
03-27-2004, 10:42 PM
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.

DollaBill
03-27-2004, 10:46 PM
Originally posted by MarshallMathers
If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
LOL, that's tight.

There must be a mirror somewhere cause I see me n you.

PunkdShorty
03-27-2004, 11:04 PM
hello raven...i luff ur shows! ur a great actress!

moeee
03-27-2004, 11:52 PM
girl, i got just four words to say to you:


HO - LI - DAY INN!:D

moeee
03-27-2004, 11:54 PM
girl, you look so good, i wish i could plant you and grow a whole field of ya'll!!!!!!

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:05 AM
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:05 AM
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:06 AM
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:06 AM
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:07 AM
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:07 AM
No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks?

seinfeldfanman
03-28-2004, 12:07 AM
do u kno karate, becuz ur body is kickin'

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:08 AM
Hey baby... drop that zero and get with the hero in other words... you better come with me.

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:09 AM
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:09 AM
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:11 AM
I may not be dairy queen but I'll treat you right!!!

moeee
03-28-2004, 12:17 AM
You remind me of Pokemon. I just wanna piccachu.

I am Him
03-28-2004, 12:23 AM
How do you like your eggs? Boiled, Fried, or Fertilized?

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 12:59 AM
u guys are bad!!!:lol: :lol:

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:26 AM
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:27 AM
You make my software turn to hardware!

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:28 AM
Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 01:41 AM
The last one was cute... the other two were bad.. LOL

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:47 AM
So, you're a girl huh?

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:47 AM
Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes.

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:48 AM
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:49 AM
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 01:50 AM
LOL!! the first one didn't understand...

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:51 AM
i got that one from a friend, so i dunno......


Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:52 AM
Do you want to see something swell?

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:53 AM
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:53 AM
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:54 AM
Honey, I'm new in this town - do ya think I could have directions to your house.

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:54 AM
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' lis

moeee
03-28-2004, 01:55 AM
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 01:58 AM
those are funny...

seinfeldfanman
03-28-2004, 02:21 AM
alright enough pick up lines already for petes sake:o

moeee
03-28-2004, 02:23 AM
OK.

DollaBill
03-28-2004, 02:23 AM
No man, his are good...I actually like the one about swelling :grineyes: lol

moeee
03-28-2004, 02:25 AM
THANKS:lol:

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 02:37 AM
THEY'RE FUNNY...

seinfeldfanman
03-28-2004, 02:46 AM
lol, jk derf, who doesnt love a good pick up line??:happyface

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 02:49 AM
lol YEAH..:rolleyes: :lol:

seinfeldfanman
03-28-2004, 02:55 AM
always entertaining

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 03:05 AM
YES SHE IS... GUESS THE OTHER GUYS LEFT HUH?

seinfeldfanman
03-28-2004, 03:08 AM
well, im still here;)

michelleLa
03-28-2004, 03:15 AM
ME TOOO!;)
*TURNS ON RADIO* THERE'S BOOTY MUSIC ON...LMAO!!!:lol:

moeee
03-28-2004, 02:29 PM
booty music?:lol:

ravensnumbaoneboo
03-30-2004, 11:34 PM
Yo Yo how about this ol' school one:Do you know CPR cuz yo
beauty is about to stop my heart!

moeee
03-30-2004, 11:35 PM
i like that one!:D

PunkdShorty
03-30-2004, 11:35 PM
how bout raven's music? btw im a gurl! im here!

ravensnumbaoneboo
03-30-2004, 11:48 PM
Speakin' of booty music Rae was doin' Beyonce dance when
Crazy in Love song came on:happyface I was like shake like a
polaroid picture Rae:happyface :happyface

DollaBill
03-30-2004, 11:51 PM
Originally posted by ravensnumbaoneboo
Speakin' of booty music Rae was doin' Beyonce dance when
Crazy in Love song came on:happyface I was like shake like a
polaroid picture Rae:happyface :happyface
WTF?! Are you serious:drool: I would die(not literally) to see her dance!

Yo name must be bunny, cause ya look so fluffy.

moeee
03-31-2004, 12:06 AM
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

moeee
03-31-2004, 12:14 AM
Here's a quarter....call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.

PunkdShorty
04-04-2004, 07:57 PM
omg. anywayz. I LOVE CRAZY IN LOVE BY BEYONCE!!!

moeee
04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
great.

PunkdShorty
04-04-2004, 08:31 PM
now we can tell the world

moeee
04-04-2004, 08:32 PM
yeah for sure

PunkdShorty
04-04-2004, 08:34 PM
kk