This is one I made up.




So a minister, a priest and a rabbi all walk together in a bar and the bartender asks, "What? Is this a joke"?

Lesbians love whale watching.

Originally posted by TradingMooses
Lesbians love whale watching.

........I don't get it........

OmGAAAAAAAAH STAND ^ KOMEDY RULZ!111 :p i made ^ diz 1:

a guy wuz all drivin n stuff n da stop lite turned red so he stopt. ROFLOLOLOLOLOLLOO!!!!!!!!!!11111111 :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
........I don't get it........ Margaret Cho.

Ok this one is courtesy of one of my favorite comedians of all time: Jeff Foxworthy Doing his You Might Be A Redneck if... lol

Ok he said this line to Bill Engvall another comedian lol

Jeff: If you've ever ridden an electric floor buffer...
Bill: HEY! Tequilla was envolved get off me.
Jeff: Yeah I wonder how many times your wife has said that.


hehehehe

I love this clip from Ellen. Download it, it's called "Licking a frog." it's even funnier with Ellens vocal expressions.

"You ever have a friend call you to go out at 7pm and you're all dressed and ready to go. 7 o'clock come and there's still not. So you think "I'll fix" So you have a drink. And another. And another. And another. Now you're drunk. It's 7:05 and your friend still hasn't called.

No, I kid drinking but I don't drink. But I do do crack. I love it..... No, I don't love it, but I do it.":rotflmao:

The way she says it is even funnier. Downlowd others clips too, like "Children" "Tourettes" and there's one about furry things which is really funny. Ellen's hilarious.:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

oh yeah I remember that! lol I also have her HBO concert. SO TOTALLY FUNNY! HAS ANYONE SEEN IT! So many funny things in there. Like when she talks about dressing rooms, and how there used to be a whole door. There's no door any longer it just keeps getting higher and higher up and lower and lower down. You're trying to get dressed behind a piece of two by four. lol