Benson = GREATNESS


Oh Its True, Its True.

http://www.kepplerassociates.com/images/guillaume.jpg

BENSON! pumpkin:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
BENSON! pumpkin:

Indubitably Sen'or Elcar.

Dallas Is being hit by the Squall Line right now, it has a Distinct Bow Echo Signature in the Line over Dallas Right now, Jack is Likely expiriencing extremely Damaging gusts of over 70 mph.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Indubitably Sen'or Elcar. :lol:

I Watched a Silent film with Charlie Chaplin last night and Had NO Idea what was going On.

He was on a Boat and Kept getting in fights. Than at the end he got in a Smaller boat With a Girl and Her Old Father that looked like a man of the 1800s. And Charlie Chaplin kicked him in the butt off the boat and rowed off with the girl.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Watched a Silent film with Charlie Chaplin last night and Had NO Idea what was going On.

He was on a Boat and Kept getting in fights. Than at the end he got in a Smaller boat With a Girl and Her Old Father that looked like a man of the 1800s. And Charlie Chaplin kicked him in the butt off the boat and rowed off with the girl.

I own that one. Infact I own 76 of his 90 movies :king:

Hi everybody! :wave:

:lol: Squall you!

Benson's Da Man!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
I own that one. Infact I own 76 of his 90 movies :king:

I Was totally confused....Yet something kept me wanting to keep watching it. :lol:

Dallas was hit hard by the Storms, Damage Was Extensive.

Straight Line Winds of 90 to 100 mph ripped Roofs of Houses, Fliped Trucks on the Highway, Destryoed Trees and Damaged Mobile Homes and Houses. Many Thousends of people likely without power.

Very Destructive Storm.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Dallas was hit hard by the Storms, Damage Was Extensive.

Straight Line Winds of 90 to 100 mph ripped Roofs of Houses, Fliped Trucks on the Highway, Destryoed Trees and Damaged Mobile Homes and Houses. Many Thousends of people likely without power.

Very Destructive Storm. 13 Tornadoes have also Touched Down in Oklahoma and Texas in the First Tornado Outbreak of 2004.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Was totally confused....Yet something kept me wanting to keep watching it. :lol:

I love Chaplin movies.

I hope Jack's okay. :eek:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
I hope Jack's okay. :eek: Me Too.

.

Ooh, Storm Stories is on the Weather Channel.

I'll never forget that day last summer, TF, when you, Chad and I all had storm warnings.

It's pretty quiet here now. 33F Chance of FReezing rain.

Tomorrow Freezing rain.

See you guys later.

.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Ooh, Storm Stories is on the Weather Channel.

I'll never forget that day last summer, TF, when you, Chad and I all had storm warnings.

It's pretty quiet here now. 33F Chance of FReezing rain.

Tomorrow Freezing rain.

See you guys later. That was really cool.

Its 40 here with Moderate Rain, turning heavy overnight, tomorrow 67F to near 70F with Severe Thunderstorms and Heavy Rain.

http://www.tow.com/images/macgyver.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
That was really cool.

Its 40 here with Moderate Rain, turning heavy overnight, tomorrow 67F to near 70F with Severe Thunderstorms and Heavy Rain. If it gets above 64 we'll have broken the Record.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
http://www.tow.com/images/macgyver.jpg http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=546530

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=546530

LOL

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
LOL

Dana Elcar Kicked My Butt.

I miss my childhood. I feel so old, I mean I can't believe that I have graduated from high school and turned 18. I remember the good old days when I was little and going to elementary school. Nickelodeon and Nick at Nite back then was the best. If it weren't for Nick at Nite I wouldn't have been a big Happy Days fan like I am now. I miss shows like Count Duckula, Danger Mouse, and You Can't Do That On Television, among others. Even if they made a classic Nick channel it wouldn't be the same.

Originally posted by Brian
I miss my childhood. I feel so old, I mean I can't believe that I have graduated from high school and turned 18. I remember the good old days when I was little and going to elementary school. Nickelodeon and Nick at Nite back then was the best. If it weren't for Nick at Nite I wouldn't have been a big Happy Days fan like I am now. I miss shows like Count Duckula, Danger Mouse, and You Can't Do That On Television, among others. Even if they made a classic Nick channel it wouldn't be the same.

I Totally know how you feel. I Have thought about My Childhood alot lately and how much i miss it.

I Think what im going to do is just try to enjoy NOW While i can. Sure, I Miss My Childhood....But one of these days when im 30 or 40 Im gonna miss being 17. I May as well Give my Future self a reason to miss it.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dana Elcar Kicked My Butt.

:lol:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Totally know how you feel. I Have thought about My Childhood alot lately and how much i miss it.

I Think what im going to do is just try to enjoy NOW While i can. Sure, I Miss My Childhood....But one of these days when im 30 or 40 Im gonna miss being 17. I May as well Give my Future self a reason to miss it.


I remember you talking about the possibility of losing your friend and D being pregnant. Tell me that isn't true.

Originally posted by Brian
I remember you talking about the possibility of losing your friend and D being pregnant. Tell me that isn't true.

Im Afraid so. :(

Chad I just went on a google search for pics of Sarah Michelle Gellar and I clicked on one and it had a picture of a guy opening up his *******. It was one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. That's a very weird ****ing way to prevent hotlinking. puke: :barf:

I read just about all of last years Easter Party. I laughed hard at so many things. :lol:

Don Porter, "Me in 30 Years" pics, Random Crazyness, great times. Probably my favorite time at the Board.

Dang it, I hate this episode of SBTB. One where they go to Vegas to get married.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
I hope Jack's okay. :eek: I am, thanks everyone! It was mostly in PLano, and thats nowhere near me, did hear thunder and it did rain like heck though

Hey, Jacko!!! Glad to see you!!!!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hey, Jacko!!! Glad to see you!!!! Hey Lucas-o!!!!!!!!!!


Back to Greg Brady av huh? LOL

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey Lucas-o!!!!!!!!!!


Back to Greg Brady av huh? LOL

Yep, my favourite

Im seeing "Starsky and Hutch" tonight!!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Yep, my favourite

Im seeing "Starsky and Hutch" tonight!!

Awesome!!!!!!!!

Yep, I can't wait to see it. I love the show too!

http://www.armchairempire.com/images/previews/multi-platform/starsky-hutch/starsky-hutch-3.jpg

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Yep, I can't wait to see it. I love the show too! Cool!!!!\



LOL Remember in Dickie Roberts when Dickie said his dad was Hutch from the TV show LOL

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Cool!!!!\



LOL Remember in Dickie Roberts when Dickie said his dad was Hutch from the TV show LOL

LOL, me too! Barry Williams (Greg) is in it too!


I gotta go, see ya JAck!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
LOL, me too! Barry Williams (Greg) is in it too!


I gotta go, see ya JAck! Yeah! He's in it too!


Ok, bye!

Im on, agian! My said she'd drive me and were going to go to Tim Hortons for a dohnut and hot chocolate or coffee!!! :D

What A Boring crappy day.

Snowing out too.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
What A Boring crappy day.

Snowing out too. Really fun and great day here. Lots of sun, High of 70°F, HUGE Winds of 60 MPH, even took two walks in the Raging wind.

I think ill go outside in a bit and enjoy the record warmth.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Really fun and great day here. Lots of sun, High of 70°F, HUGE Winds of 60 MPH, even took two walks in the Raging wind.

I think ill go outside in a bit and enjoy the record warmth. We were under a High Wind Warning, but that has been replaced with an Advisory.

Woke up at 10:30 and it was already 67. Winds were clocked at 58 mph at 10:52 at a nearby airport.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Really fun and great day here. Lots of sun, High of 70°F, HUGE Winds of 60 MPH, even took two walks in the Raging wind.

I think ill go outside in a bit and enjoy the record warmth.

I Despise You.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Really fun and great day here. Lots of sun, High of 70°F, HUGE Winds of 60 MPH, even took two walks in the Raging wind.

I think ill go outside in a bit and enjoy the record warmth.

71 here, with wind up to 69 km, partly cloudy real nice day.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
71 here, with wind up to 69 km, partly cloudy real nice day.

...edit...

http://image.weather.com/images/sat/canadasat_720x486.jpg

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
http://image.weather.com/images/sat/canadasat_720x486.jpg :confused: :lol:

30,000 people are without power right now because of the Wind, it caused some Damage too.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
71 here, with wind up to 69 km, partly cloudy real nice day. 71...that far up in Canada?

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
71...that far up in Canada?

That was the high in the afternoon (or so my dad said). Its 52 right now.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
That was the high in the afternoon (or so my dad said). Its 52 right now. 63 here. Balmy.

We had a gust here of 90 km/h today, thats about 50 Knots, or 58 mph.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Despise You. Awesome. Your getting 5 to 9 inches of Snow before its done, it should Change to Sleet, then over to Plain Rain overnight.

Sadly...We may get some snow too in a few days, followed by more snow and cold weather. :(

Too bad it couldnt be like it was today for a week, that would be a nice taste of summer. I enjoyed walking today BASKING in the Warmth and seeing no Off-White piles of Powdery icy stuff laying on the ground becoming mud like piles of dirt.

Beautiful day.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
We had a gust here of 90 km/h today, thats about 50 Knots, or 58 mph.

Really? :eek: Jeez, I think our biggest was 79-80 km.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Really? :eek: Jeez, I think our biggest was 79-80 km. A lady and her small Baby were almost killed when a Limb fell on their car, luckily they escaped without injuries.

Lots of small Branches on the Ground here, Trash, Leaves, Plastic Bags, everything was and is floating around.

Weather needs to become extinct....And everyone can just pick what it looks like outside their Houses.

Prepare to be hungry, my new parody of Billy Dont Be a Hero will make you hungry for a gyro , or rye .....





The bakers served some food at the deli
There was a big huge lengthy line
In the middle right there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and have a bite
And when it his turn to order
He ordered a big sandwich
From where I stood, I heard what he ordered
And then he got it right away

Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

The bakers then wrapped up his sandwich
The gyro was wrapped all around
Then every bite was in a wrapping
I bet he will son here get round
Then he ate every single bite up
To sign a check he used a pen
And Billy decided to open a restraunt
That sells each and every bread
For bread
Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

I heard his restraunt got some good reviews
After it was open for one day
Billy served some rye and some gyros
And roast beef with salami
The customers would eat away

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Prepare to be hungry, my new parody of Billy Dont Be a Hero will make you hungry for a gyro , or rye .....





The bakers served some food at the deli
There was a big huge lengthy line
In the middle right there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and have a bite
And when it his turn to order
He ordered a big sandwich
From where I stood, I heard what he ordered
And then he got it right away

Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

The bakers then wrapped up his sandwich
The gyro was wrapped all around
Then every bite was in a wrapping
I bet he will son here get round
Then he ate every single bite up
To sign a check he used a pen
And Billy decided to open a restraunt
That sells each and every bread
For bread
Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

I heard his restraunt got some good reviews
After it was open for one day
Billy served some rye and some gyros
And roast beef with salami
The customers would eat away

http://www.uic.edu/depts/wsweb/images/f-u%20logo.jpg

Jack, in the GREATEST detail possible, tell me what the Squall line was like that you got yesterday.

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Prepare to be hungry, my new parody of Billy Dont Be a Hero will make you hungry for a gyro , or rye .....





The bakers served some food at the deli
There was a big huge lengthy line
In the middle right there I saw Billy
Waiting to go and have a bite
And when it his turn to order
He ordered a big sandwich
From where I stood, I heard what he ordered
And then he got it right away

Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

The bakers then wrapped up his sandwich
The gyro was wrapped all around
Then every bite was in a wrapping
I bet he will son here get round
Then he ate every single bite up
To sign a check he used a pen
And Billy decided to open a restraunt
That sells each and every bread
For bread
Billy ordered a gyro, and also roast beef on rye
Billy ordered a gyro, no it did not have a spice
And after he finished it up, he then ordered more gyro-o-os
Billy ordered a gyro, with salami

I heard his restraunt got some good reviews
After it was open for one day
Billy served some rye and some gyros
And roast beef with salami
The customers would eat away

Yeah, I wanna hear about it too Jack.

BTW: TF, Tornado week starts in two days on TWC

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://www.uic.edu/depts/wsweb/images/f-u%20logo.jpg

:lol:

Dude...Wheres My Pants?

:woohoo:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Yeah, I wanna hear about it too Jack.

BTW: TF, Tornado week starts in two days on TWC
Sounds good, im definitely watching that.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
:woohoo:

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Weather needs to become extinct....And everyone can just pick what it looks like outside their Houses. Be kind of Boring going outside and have it sunny everyday.

Weather rules because you can never really know whats going to happen, but you can get a Good idea of what will happen. Plus its exciting seeing if it hits, and when it does its cool to see the awesomeness of the storm.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Be kind of Boring going outside and have it sunny everyday.

Weather rules because you can never really know whats going to happen, but you can get a Good idea of what will happen. Plus its exciting seeing if it hits, and when it does its cool to see the awesomeness of the storm.

Nah....Its Just Boring.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
:lol:

BROCK RAY MUST PAY!!!!

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Nah....Its Just Boring. *Derecho Downbursts Blow Chad Away*

Only thing i can Compain about with an Optical Mouse is that if jsut a TINY peice of Lint or hair gets over top of the Sensor the mouse goes Crazy and the Pointer goes all Shakey and starts vibrating on screen. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Only thing i can Compain about with an Optical Mouse is that if jsut a TINY peice of Lint or hair gets over top of the Sensor the mouse goes Crazy and the Pointer goes all Shakey and starts vibrating on screen. :lol:

You just described my childhood.

:lol:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
You just described my childhood.

:lol: :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
:lol:

That's what happens when you mix Pop Rocks and Pepsi.

Check it out.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Check it out. :lol:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Check it out.

LOL Awesome!

Here's one for TF

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Here's one for TF LOL Thats great Katie. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
LOL Thats great Katie. :lol:

Except for one thing I noticed that Yacht is mispelled.

One more and then i'm going to bed.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
One more and then i'm going to bed. :lol:

I got the PM. I won't post sick stuff again. :lol:

Originally posted by Brian
I got the PM. I won't post sick stuff again. :lol:

:D :lol:

Sorry if that was a Bit TOO Bad. I Just thought it would be funny to reverse roles for a change. :lol:

Actually I thought it was funny. It didn't gross me out. Really the only thing that grosses me out is watching a movie like Braveheart.

Originally posted by Brian
I got the PM. I won't post sick stuff again. :lol: :lol:

ITS TOO EARLY! Anything before 8:00 or 9:00 is :lol: Gotta go to the horse show! Bye!

Hey, peeps.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
http://www.uic.edu/depts/wsweb/images/f-u%20logo.jpg :lol:

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hey, peeps. Hey!

Check out my new parody on page 5

Ok!

Hey, Jack!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Ok!

Hey, Jack! Hey!

Did ya see Starsky and hUtch?

Awesome parody

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey!

Did ya see Starsky and hUtch?

No, it was sold out :(

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
No, it was sold out :( Oh :(

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
One more and then i'm going to bed. and you remembered glitchee :D

(cool pics katie!)

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Awesome parody Thanks!:D

I watched some eps on Disc 1 on my Dick Van Dyke first season DVD

Originally posted by robyrob


(cool pics katie!) Ditto!

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Hey!

Did ya see Starsky and hUtch? not yet - they showed some old eps on TVLand though

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Awesome parody ditto - :wave: lucas

hey jack how did you weather the storm ?

(or did you even notice???)

Im on, watching "Dracula: The Series" :D

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/6923/images/gein/geinhouse.jpg

Got my haircut today

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Got my haircut today Cool haircut :D

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Cool haircut :D

Thanks, Cool Parody :D

It's alot easier to take care of.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Got my haircut today Cool. Nice pic Katie.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Cool. Nice pic Katie.

Thanks TF :)

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Thanks, Cool Parody :D

Youre welcome, and thanks!:D


Did it make you hungry for a gyro?

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Got my haircut today


Nice pic.

Okay, I dont have to tell you what this next parody is of , read the first part to know why

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, ice cream cold incorporated.

We're gonna make it!

Tell us what flavor we’ll make it
So nice and cool, we’ll fix it
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could make some chocolate now
Vanilla and strawberry now
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could fix it day night
At this place we’re just unstoppable
This time , and no one shall fuss
We're gonna do it.

We could make you Rocky Road now
Make some Neapolitan now,
We're gonna make ice cream for you
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make our ice cream for you ,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make our ice cream for you
Now eat that food

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Okay, I dont have to tell you what this next parody is of , read the first part to know why

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
Sclemeel, schlemazel, ice cream cold incorporated.

We're gonna make it!

Tell us what flavor we’ll make it
So nice and cool, we’ll fix it
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could make some chocolate now
Vanilla and strawberry now
We're gonna make ice cream for you
Doin' it our way.

We could fix it day night
At this place we’re just unstoppable
This time , and no one shall fuss
We're gonna do it.

We could make you Rocky Road now
Make some Neapolitan now,
We're gonna make ice cream for you
And we'll do it our way, yes our way.
Make our ice cream for you ,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make our ice cream for you
Now eat that food

Nice parody, Jack!Fits PERFECT with the Taxi theme.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Nice parody, Jack!Fits PERFECT with the Taxi theme. Its a parody of the Laverne and Shirley theme!

I thought of a great avatar to give someone should there be another competition.

I wonder what happened to Ravey. She said she wouldnt be on for a couple days because her Dad came back and she had to help him unpack and stuff, but its been 12 days since she was last on.

I'm not hungry for a gyro but I really want some Ice Cream.

That has to be my new favorite Parody.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
I'm not hungry for a gyro but I really want some Ice Cream.

That has to be my new favorite Parody. Ah and thanks! What was your fav before it?

I posted it on the L&s board too

Tornado Week Starts Tomorrow pumpkin:

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Ah and thanks! What was your fav before it?

I posted it on the L&s board too

The Cheeseburger Parody. Ice Cream is lighter, I'm on a diet.

:lol:

Well not really that light but I'm making my own rules.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Tornado Week Starts Tomorrow pumpkin:

Yay! :clap:

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Yay! :clap: Yep, Storm Stories rules. :D

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
The Cheeseburger Parody. Ice Cream is lighter, I'm on a diet.

:lol:

Well not really that light but I'm making my own rules. Thanks! :D and :lol:

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Thanks! :D and :lol: Hi Jack, Whats up?

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Thanks! :D and :lol:

:lol:

I should write a diet book called:

The Katie Diet
I don't care what you eat
I'm not your nutritionist

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
:lol:

I should write a diet book called:

The Katie Diet
I don't care what you eat
I'm not your nutritionist :lol:

I'll be back later or tomorrow: I'm watching my Sopranos DVDs 1st Season

Me and Jacob literally walked 15 miles today to the movie store.

Why? Because we're CRAZY.

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Me and Jacob literally walked 15 miles today to the movie store.

Why? Because we're CRAZY. LOL

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Me and Jacob literally walked 15 miles today to the movie store.
Awesome, wish i couldve went with you.

Walking is fun. 15 miles would be great.

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
LOL Whats up Jack?

When's the next competition?

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Whats up Jack? Anything thats not down!

Seriously, not much, did ya see my L&s theme parody?

That was a cool L&S parody you got there.

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Anything thats not down!

Seriously, not much, did ya see my L&s theme parody? Yeah, Cool Parody Jack.

Originally posted by Brian
That was a cool L&S parody you got there. Thanks!:D

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Yeah, Cool Parody Jack. Thanks!:D


I hope it does good on amIright!

Originally posted by Brian
When's the next competition? Probably not doing another one.

Originally posted by King Juke "N" Jive
Thanks!:D


I hope it does good on amIright!

So anything new with you Jack?

Nothing new here, besides yesterdays unusually warm weather.

There's an AWESOME Special about Tornadoes on The Weather Channel now.

Its on Again at 11, ill watch it then and see the whole thing.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Probably not doing another one.


That's too bad. If I thought about it sooner I would have submitted this one.

I redid The TF Yacht Club Thing

Omg...I'd be puking after the first couple miles.

I usually walk about 2 miles.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
I redid The TF Yacht Club Thing :lol:

:|

Shut up, Ravey.

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
Shut up, Ravey. :lol:

Did ya'll miss me?

That is..if anyone is online.. :rofl:

I'm reading this Bee/Jay-z fanfiction I just found... :lol: It's pretty good so far. :lol:



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Summary: I got this idea when I was listening to a song by Blu Cantrell with the same title. Jay-Z has always been a playa and he has no intentions on changing his ways, though he has a current girlfriend(Blu Cantrell). Every female he has ever known fell for his charm and wit, so he easily takes advantage of this situation. But the one girl who can change his ways(Beyonce) has no intentions on falling for him.

Chapter 1

It was late 2000, and Shawn Carter, as his family called him, was sitting at one of those boring VH1 parties he didn't want to go to. Damon had forced him, telling him he'd get good publicity. He was sitting off in the corner, bored as hell. But as he slowly turned his head, a certain female caught his eye.

Beyonce Knowles, looking as pretty as she wanted, with her girls Kelly and Michelle posing for the cameras. She had to know what she looked like, what she did for a lot of men and horny lilttle boys out there. But Beyonce was a good girl. Shawn knew that already. They had met a for the first time in '96, when she was a young'n.

She started to walk towards the VIP and as if she knew he was looking, she focused her attention for a minute on him, and winked her eye. She smiled and so did he. Before his boys could take notice, he wiped the smile off his face. He was surprised that it only took her two seconds to have him wide open. He promised himself he'd say hello, once he caught her alone.

~~~

A half an hour passed and Beyonce was alone; her girls went back to the hotel.

" Hey, Miss Beyonce." Shawn said taking a seat beside her in the VIP booth.

" Hello, Mr. Carter." She said with a charming smile.

" Well, wussup girl? I mean I see your ass on TV all day, you act like you ain't got time to call. I mean, you be in a rush or something?"

Beyonce's smile spread slowly as she sipped on her Pepsi and said, " And you've got time for me?"

" Always have had time to talk to one of my favorite females."

" I'm sure you do. I see you over there, with your boys and all them groupies."

" They ain't my groupies." Beyonce's publicist called out to her and and told her she had to go.

" Aight, well it was nice speaking to you." Beyonce said.

" Yeah, holla at your favorite rapper sometime, ya know?" Shawn said after giving her a hug.

" I'll be sure to give Nas a call." She said as she walked away.






Chapter 2

He waited the whole night to recieve a call from the 19 year-old(a/n:remember she's about 19 in 2000) woman of his dreams. He didn't know what it was about her that made him want her so bad in only a few hours. Maybe it was the fact that he couldn't have her. She wasn't like every other female, she wouldn't give in to him quickly. She had too much class for that. And he liked that too.

Shawn ended up falling asleep, but at around 3:00 AM, his phone started to ring.

" Hello?" He asked groggily, but hoping it was Beyonce.

" Hey, baby. You were supposed to pick me up. Where are you?" It was Blu, his girlfriend for the past 3 months. He didn't considered her as his girl, or his lady, or anything really. She was practically a piece of ass to him. She'd never mean much to him. And he couldn't lie, he hadn't even thought of her.

" I forgot. I went to that VH1 party." He answered.

" Well, you ain't gon' pick me up now?"

" Um, no. It's 3 in the mu'****in' morning. I'm tired."

" Well, get your rest baby. I love you."

" I'm sure." He said, hanging up. Only five minutes later, his phone was ringing again.

" Damn, I told you I was going to sleep!" He yelled.

" I can call you later, Mr. Carter." the female voice said. He recognized it immediately.

"Wait, wait. Don't hang up, Beyonce."

" I thought you were going to sleep."

" Well, I'm wide awake now." They spoke for a few hours about whatever came to their minds, but what was great was that they both felt comfortable with the other.

~~~

2002

Two years had passed and Beyonce and Shawn kept in touch. They spoke regularly, but today would be different. Today Beyonce, now a few months from turning 21, would be joining Shawn in the studio to record a duet, titled "03 Bonnie and Clyde".

The moment she walked into the building he was drawn to her. Yes he was still with Blu, but their relationship was just as it was years before. He gave her a soft hug.

" You look great." He whispered in her ear. Chills ran down Beyonce's spine. She wanted him, but, just like before, she wouldn't admit to that.

" Thank you" She said with a warm smile. In a few moments she was in the booth, singing into the mic.

If I was your girlfriend
I'll be there for you, if somebody hurts you
Even if that somebody was me
Yeah-hee (break it down for 'em)
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be
And so I put this on my life
Nobody or nothing will ever come between us
And I promise I'll give my life
and all of my trust if you was my boyfriend
Put this on my life
The air that I breathe in, all that I believe in
I promise I'll give my life
and all of my trust if you was my boyfriend


She smiled as she walked out of the booth. Shawn smiled too. His smile was one of astonishment, all that love she showed for music, it was amazing.

" Was that good enough for you, Mr. Carter?"

" Hell yes. That was better than good, sweetie." She took a seat beside him, " Yo, B. Why you call me Mr. Carter all the time."

" I like the way it sounds. I don't know why I call you that."

" Well call me Shawn. I like the way that rolls off your lips. " He said not looking at her once. She blushed and smiled.

"Aight, Shawn." He smiled.

~~~

An hour passed and Beyonce and Shawn were still in the studio chilling. Of all things, they spoke about their first times.

"...so, my mother literally caught me with my pants down." Shawn said. Beyonce started to laugh hysterically and at that moment Shawn leaned in and gave her a kiss on the lips. The kiss lasted long then expected, as they nibbled at each others lips.

Beyonce backed off, "Whoa. I don't think we shoulda did that."

" Was it not good?" Shawn asked, knowing she was just as blown away as he was."

" Nah, that's not it. It's just I can't be with you."

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Did ya'll miss me? Hi, Welcome back! :wave:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That is..if anyone is online.. :rofl: I dont count? :crying:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
I dont count? :crying:

:(

Listen to the Ryhthm Of The Frying SOLOMON Burgers.

Sizzle Sazzle Sizzle Sazzle..STO-O-O-OVE

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:( http://www.idsos.state.id.us/elect/potato.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Listen to the Ryhthm Of The Frying SOLOMON Burgers.

Sizzle Sazzle Sizzle Sazzle..STO-O-O-OVE

:lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
http://www.idsos.state.id.us/elect/potato.jpg

That looks digusting. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: So, Whats up?

Nothing new here, just bored as usual.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That looks digusting. :lol: Just a baked Potato with Butter and some sort of green vegetable on top. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
So, Whats up?

Nothing new here, just bored as usual.

Nothing much. :lol:

Did anything interesting happen while I was gone?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Nothing much. :lol:

Did anything interesting happen while I was gone? Not really, besides Jack Being Banned, EFD leaving for good, and Chad moving to a new house...

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Not really, besides Jack Being Banned, EFD leaving for good, and Chad moving to a new house... In other words...Nothing interesting.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Not really, besides Jack Being Banned, EFD leaving for good, and Chad moving to a new house...

What the ****? Why did Jack get banned? Why did EFD leave for good? And is Chad going to come back??!?!? :confused:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
What the ****? Why did Jack get banned? Why did EFD leave for good? And is Chad going to come back??!?!? :confused: Jack was banned for Illegal Parody Writin, EFD was outlawed by TJ and Chad is moving to Enid, OK and wont be back for 6 years.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Jack was banned for Illegal Parody Writin, EFD was outlawed by TJ and Chad is moving to Enid, OK and wont be back for 6 years.

Are you joking?

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Are you joking? Yes.

DRAIN-O

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Yes.

DRAIN-O

ok..I was about to say all that couldn't have happened in like 2 weeks. :rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
ok..I was about to say all that couldn't have happened in like 2 weeks. :rofl: If i was Administrator...It could.

http://www.si.edu/lemelson/guitars/images/cschuck.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
If i was Administrator...It could.

http://www.si.edu/lemelson/guitars/images/cschuck.jpg

I'm an Administrator. :nod:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm an Administrator. :nod:

EFD thought you were D-BLOCKED

http://home.hetnet.nl/~bergfietsen/groningen/pics/muppets.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
EFD thought you were D-BLOCKED

http://home.hetnet.nl/~bergfietsen/groningen/pics/muppets.jpg

:lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: http://www.whysanity.net/muppets/mimages/moving.gif

Hey Jackie go to the That's So Raven Board and post a Thread called "Ravens New Life" and put an artical about Rhinos going exstinct in the message.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
http://www.whysanity.net/muppets/mimages/moving.gif

I'm bored. :bored:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Hey Jackie go to the That's So Raven Board and post a Thread called "Ravens New Life" and put an artical about Rhinos going exstinct in the message. Chad Dared you to do that last year and you never did.

That was Hilarious.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Hey Jackie go to the That's So Raven Board and post a Thread called "Ravens New Life" and put an artical about Rhinos going exstinct in the message.

:lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I'm bored. :bored:

Me too.

Go outside and ring your Neighbours Doorbell then run away and leave an Axe on their doormatt with a Potroast on top.

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:lol: Go look out your Window, and look at the Moon, Focus CLOSELY and tell me what you see.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Me too.

Go outside and ring your Neighbours Doorbell then run away and leave an Axe on their doormatt with a Potroast on top.

That would actually be funny. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
That would actually be funny. :lol: Even funnier in the Middle of the Night.

Light the Potroast on Fire if ya can. Drench it in some Brandy.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Go look out your Window, and look at the Moon, Focus CLOSELY and tell me what you see.

...a moon. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
...a moon. :lol: Does the man in the Moon have any resemblence to Desi Arnaz? I think he does.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Even funnier in the Middle of the Night.

Light the Potroast on Fire if ya can. Drench it in some Brandy.

:rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
:rofl: I dare you.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Does the man in the Moon have any resemblence to Desi Arnaz? I think he does.

It sure does. :nod:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
I dare you.

You do it. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
It sure does. :nod: http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1534946

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You do it. :lol: Dont have a Potroast or any Brandy. :/ Got the Axe though.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1534946


:lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Dont have a Potroast or any Brandy. :/ Got the Axe though.

neither do I. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
neither do I. :lol: WELL THAN GET SOME YOU LAZY BUM. :mad:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
WELL THAN GET SOME YOU LAZY BUM. :mad:

EXCUSE ME? :mad:

It took me the past hour to read that whole fanfiction. :lol: I'm finally done though.

sean_nylov: Do you think Raven would particapate in a celebrity blind date with a regular person guy.
if u were picked what would u do on the date with raven

Chad Doody: Go through the drive through for a Couple Cheeseburger Happymeals, Take a trip through the Carwash And from their we'd spend the Day Turkey Huntin In The Forest. Once evening Comes we Go Rent Ghostbusters 2 And watch it on my 13 Inch Black and White TV. After the movies done I Will Call A Cab to Pick her up and even pay Half of it being the Gentleman I Am.

TF: Id pick her up in my Low Rider and Drive down the Street with her blasting Hank Williams Songs on my 8 Speeker Sound system, then take her To Chuck E Cheese. Later on after Dark we will Romantically sit under the Night stars in a Corn Field and ill ask her if the Man in The Moon Reminds her of Desi Arnaz.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
sean_nylov: Do you think Raven would particapate in a celebrity blind date with a regular person guy.
if u were picked what would u do on the date with raven

Chad Doody: Go through the drive through for a Couple Cheeseburger Happymeals, Take a trip through the Carwash And from their we'd spend the Day Turkey Huntin In The Forest. Once evening Comes we Go Rent Ghostbusters 2 And watch it on my 13 Inch Black and White TV. After the movies done I Will Call A Cab to Pick her up and even pay Half of it being the Gentleman I Am.

TF: Id pick her up in my Low Rider and Drive down the Street with her blasting Hank Williams Songs on my 8 Speeker Sound system, then take her To Chuck E Cheese. Later on after Dark we will Romantically sit under the Night stars in a Corn Field and ill ask her if the Man in The Moon Reminds her of Desi Arnaz.

OMG :rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
OMG :rofl: Me and Chad and DA HOME GUY had a Blast posting stuff Related to TSR, yet not on the Board. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Me and Chad and DA HOME GUY had a Blast posting stuff Related to TSR, yet not on the Board. :lol:

You should post it on the board. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
You should post it on the board. :lol: We did, made like 8 posts or something. :lol:


moeee: if Raven was having financial difficulty.........would u help her and why???

DA HOME GUY: I Would give her a nickel to shine my shoes.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
We did, made like 8 posts or something. :lol:


moeee: if Raven was having financial difficulty.........would u help her and why???

DA HOME GUY: I Would give her a nickel to shine my shoes.

Their asking a lot of weird questions at that board now..huh? :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
Their asking a lot of weird questions at that board now..huh? :lol:

Some are...Creative...Like the Thread asking if people would watch a Raven Cooking Show. :lol:

http://wigglestoys.com/images/24001.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Some are...Creative...Like the Thread asking if people would watch a Raven Cooking Show. :lol:

http://wigglestoys.com/images/24001.jpg

A Raven Cooking Show? :rofl:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
A Raven Cooking Show? :rofl:

Somehow i dont see that happening. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Somehow i dont see that happening. :lol:

I don't see that happening either. :lol:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
I don't see that happening either. :lol:

http://world.std.com/~kcl/9may02tpvbiga.jpg

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
http://world.std.com/~kcl/9may02tpvbiga.jpg

:lol:

Im Bored.

I cant believe its not butter.

Im Crazy at night. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Im Bored.

me too

Originally posted by *Jackie*
me too Ah well, i guess its time for me to call it a day.

Night. :wave:

goodnight :bye:

Originally posted by *Jackie*
goodnight :bye: :wave: hey jackie :wow:

I got a 3rd and a 4th in the horse show yesterday :D

i dont think im staying right now. Ill be on later

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I got a 3rd and a 4th in the horse show yesterday :D cool !

look:
http://www.mini-itx.com/projects/logcabinpc/

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Im Bored. yes. you are.

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I got a 3rd and a 4th in the horse show yesterday :D Congratulations!

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Congratulations! hey TF :wave:

Originally posted by robyrob
hey TF :wave: Hi Roby. Nice Avatar.

Hi El_Presidente.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
If i was Administrator...It could.

http://www.si.edu/lemelson/guitars/images/cschuck.jpg

:lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Hi El_Presidente. quoo quay queey-ay ??

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
:lol: Hi there EFD.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Hi Roby. Nice Avatar. thanx - its an OOOLLDD one :D

Hi.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hi. Hi Luke Duke.

31 today, snowing pretty heavy with winds up to 29 km :D


I'm starting to like the weather. LOL

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I got a 3rd and a 4th in the horse show yesterday :D

Awesome!

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Hi there EFD.

HEY MAN!

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
31 today, snowing pretty heavy with winds up to 29 km :D


I'm starting to like the weather. LOL

50 here, Rain today will Change to Snow with little or no Accumulations, windy too.

Weather is awesome.

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Hi.

Hey, Lucas-O!

Originally posted by Elvis Fonzie Dean
HEY MAN! :lol:

Hello Chad.

:confused:

In the Past 20 Minutes weve gotten Sleet, Sleet AND Snow, Snow, and now Rain, this is all happening while the Temperature is 35. :lol:

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
In the Past 20 Minutes weve gotten Sleet, Sleet AND Snow, Snow, and now Rain, this is all happening while the Temperature is 35. :lol: ...And now the sun is comming out.

Talk about a Variety of Weather.

Posting this in the rightr thread ( Thanks for noticing TF! )

Guys! Look at number 83!!!!!!


http://www.amiright.com/parody/weekly_funny50.shtml

Congratulations, Jack.

What's your favorite Freddie Cannon song, Mr.Wilson?

Hi Jack, Hi EFD.

Hey! Im Jack Wilson, I was born on December 7, 1988, in St. Louis Missouri, now I live in Dallas TX, now let's get on with the parody subject . Okay, I first discovered Weird Al in 2001, then after hearing him, I decided to write parodies, the first parody I wrote was "Fry Fry Fries" to "Bye bYe bye", atcually first was "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" to "Another One Bites the Dust", I wrote some more parodies in 2001, like "I Farted That Way" to "I Want It That Way", did some original work, also I have a yet to be completed parody of "It Wasnt Me" called "It Really Was Me" and a few others I think, they are yet to be submitted to amIright. Ive also done a Dickie Goodman style- "break in" record called Mr. Fonzie. Anyways, in 2003, after hearing Weird Al again, I decided to write another parody, his "A Complicated Song" inspired me to do "Outdated" to "Complicated". I had previously done another original work called "Tower Haircut". Then I went to amIright in September,even though I looked at it in 2001, I thought I should start wirting and submitting more parodies, and now I have over 45. Inspirations of mine have been Weird Al of course, Dickie goodman, Ray Stevens, Allan Sherman etc. I love to do parodies, Im a funny guy overall. I love old music, hence that's why most of my parodies are to old songs. My first parody at amIright was "Outdated", done last year. I love amIright, and the parodies, etc. Im glad ChuckyG has this site to keep me writing parodies. Well, Ig uesst hat's it Thanks for reading!

Im Off.

Originally posted by Sheriff Juke "N" Jive
Im Off.


:bye:

you crazy.

Hey Roby,

Congrats on the Kitties.

I was gonna make some sick joke but i'll save it.

Originally posted by Katie Tripper
Hey Roby,

Congrats on the Kitties.

I was gonna make some sick joke but i'll save it. go ahead - i can take it

and thanx, but really elly did all the work, actually she just popped 'em out quickly so she could finish eating