Fred:Have you ever had a side-kick?

Woman:Why yes

Fred:I bet he side-kicked you acrossed your face

Woman:Well I never

Fred:And you probably never will!

Fred: "What a great picture of Spiro T."

Originally posted by glenny
Fred: "What a great picture of Spiro T."

Similarly, this exchange:

Lamont: I'm a black man, right?

Fred: You can say that again.

Lamont: Well, I want a name and clothing that lets everyone know that I'm a black man.

Fred: People would know you were a black man if your name was Spiro T. Agnew. All they'd have to do was look at you.