I have a date tonight with this female i met on the way hme from work but i really want to reschedule because I just bought a new DVD. Now here is the reason. It's not a sure thing that I will have a good time when I go out with her tonight but there IS a sure thing that I will enjoy myself when I watch my What's Happening DVD with my favorite snack-LOL So i have decided to just go ahead on the date tonight and watch the DVD on sunday, but if I don;'t enjoy myself tonight I'M going to be PISSED. And I only want to postpone because it's a first date-you know how they can be

LOL!

Oh my. A little self-centered, huh?:lol:

sitcom analyzer, i have been reading some of your posts the last few months (including this one) but have never commented, you do however come off as such a stupid moron and also a bit of a sad case.

When you come to choose between a date with a woman OR watching a dvd , what do u reckon the most logical thing would be???:confused: :rolleyes:

you are pathetic.

Originally posted by peter may
sitcom analyzer, i have been reading some of your posts the last few months (including this one) but have never commented, you do however come off as such a stupid moron and also a bit of a sad case.

When you come to choose between a date with a woman OR watching a dvd , what do u reckon the most logical thing would be???:confused: :rolleyes:


Let me explain again. I'm chossing between Two new things. A First DAte, and a New DVD i have not seen yet.

So if this was a date where we been out 4 or 5 times already then of course I would go on the date before watching the DVD. But in this case, there is not a sure thing that me and her will have a good time. That is the chance you take when u go out on a first date. What I'm saying is I don't like taking that chance when i have a NEW DVD staring at me-LOL Hope I made myself clear

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Let me explain again. I'm chossing between Two new things. A First DAte, and a New DVD i have not seen yet.

So if this was a date where we been out 4 or 5 times already then of course I would go on the date before watching the DVD. But in this case, there is not a sure thing that me and her will have a good time. That is the chance you take when u go out on a first date. What I'm saying is I don't like taking that chance when i have a NEW DVD staring at me-LOL Hope I made myself clear
I don't think anyone made you aware of this. Usually people are more important than DVD'S.

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
I don't think anyone made you aware of this. Usually people are more important than DVD'S.


If you been on a first date before u should know why I feel the way I do. But i already said I decided to go on the date and watch the DVD tomorrow. I just said i'm going to be very upset if i don;t have a good time

:rolleyes:

You are crazy Sitcom Analyzer. Not just this... but several of your posts over the last few weeks have just been crazy.

Like you couldn't find the edit button yesterday. :lol:

You don't believe opening and closing credits are part of a sitcom episode. :rotflmao:

You said "That's My Mama" is coming to DVD in 2006 with no proof whatsoever. :rotflmao:

I could go on and on.

Originally posted by Brent88
:rolleyes:

You are crazy Sitcom Analyzer. Not just this... but several of your posts over the last few weeks have just been crazy.

Like you couldn't find the edit button yesterday. :lol:

You don't believe opening and closing credits are part of a sitcom episode. :rotflmao:

You said "That's My Mama" is coming to DVD in 2006 with no proof whatsoever. :rotflmao:

I could go on and on.



The That's My Mama post was a joke and i said yesterday that i could not see the edit button at home because i'm not on a computer.

LOL! :lol:

Can't see the edit button? The screen must have REALLY been messed up.

Originally posted by Brent88
LOL! :lol:

Can't see the edit button? The screen must have REALLY been messed up.


The edit button is not VISIBLE when i use the web on my TV. When I'm at work the edit button is VERY VISIBLE

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
The That's My Mama post was a joke and i said yesterday that i could not see the edit button at home because i'm not on a computer.

If I ever decide to get into a carreer of writing sitcom story-lines, can I base one on your daily lifestyle? LOL!

Originally posted by Jenya
If I ever decide to get into a carreer of writing sitcom story-lines, can I base one on your daily lifestyle? LOL!


But you don't have any writing skills

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
But you don't have any writing skills

Just by reading some of your posts, I already have a head start. If the show happens to become a hit, we can split the profits 50-50, and we'll be very very rich. :D

Originally posted by Jenya
Just by reading some of your posts, I already have a head start. If the show happens to become a hit, we can split the profits 50-50, and we'll be very very rich. :D


No one should ever take a post seriously that I post in the Chit-Chat

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
No one should ever take a post seriously that I post in the Chit-Chat

Don't forget. Nobody takes Seinfeld seriously either. :)

LOL!

I've noticed Solomon. ;)

I can see what you mean, Sitcom Analyzer (:eek: ). If one of my fav. shows came out on DVD or there was some big special on TV and I had a first date, hell Id rather stay home too!:crazy: Why dont you just watch the DVD before the date?

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
I can see what you mean, Sitcom Analyzer (:eek: ). If one of my fav. shows came out on DVD or there was some big special on TV and I had a first date, hell Id rather stay home too!:crazy: Why dont you just watch the DVD before the date?



Well the DVD is about 8 hours long and the date is at 5pm so i decided to watch it tomorrow.

Okay, some defense here...

First dates can be traumatic. Solomon just met this woman. He could have a great time; he could have a horrible time.

I personally have had some really awful first dates; I could barely wait for the darn things to end. It has been my experience that if you really have strong reservations about a particular date, you are going to have a miserable time while on the date. Power of suggestion, and all. Sometimes I wished that I had simply stayed home and watched TV.

Sooooo... For Solomon to be ambivalent about this date is really very ordinary. He seems to have made a good decision, IMO. Give it a try. But the hesitation on his part is not a bad or foolish thing at all.

As far as the Edit button situation goes: I used to have a WebTV. You browse on your television set. MANY of the buttons that are used on the computer are not available for use using these TV browsers. It can be quite frustrating for the user.

Give the guy some credit, for goodness sake. He's not always wrong, you know.

Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
Okay, some defense here...

First dates can be traumatic. Solomon just met this woman. He could have a great time; he could have a horrible time.

I personally have had some really awful first dates; I could barely wait for the darn things to end. It has been my experience that if you really have strong reservations about a particular date, you are going to have a miserable time while on the date. Power of suggestion, and all. Sometimes I wished that I had simply stayed home and watched TV.

Sooooo... For Solomon to be ambivalent about this date is really very ordinary. He seems to have made a good decision, IMO. Give it a try. But the hesitation on his part is not a bad or foolish thing at all.

As far as the Edit button situation goes: I used to have a WebTV. You browse on your television set. MANY of the buttons that are used on the computer are not available for use using these TV browsers. It can be quite frustrating for the user.

Give the guy some credit, for goodness sake. He's not always wrong, you know.



I think some people thought I meant it was a date and not a first date. Thank for clearing it up Mysty Eyes

Kill two birds with one stone. Invite her over to watch 8 consecutive hours of What's Happening. If she stays the entire time and finds the show funny, keep her.

Kill two birds with one stone. Invite her over to watch 8 consecutive hours of What's Happening. If she stays the entire time and finds the show funny, keep her.
That's what I'd do. :lol: Good idea. Just make sure you order in some take-out! ;)

Originally posted by Brent88
Like you couldn't find the edit button yesterday. :lol:
Oh my god, who cares. You don't need to laugh at him because the edit button doesnt show up on his TV... its not like its his fault!

Anyway, if he wants to watch a DVD instead of going out then let him be.

Originally posted by jpnoyes
Kill two birds with one stone. Invite her over to watch 8 consecutive hours of What's Happening. If she stays the entire time and finds the show funny, keep her.

Great idea! :lol:

With the exception of bookstores & libraries I just stay home and play on the internet!! I am not much of a crowd and/or people person!!

The ONE time I don't read the ENTIRE thread before posting..oy...

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
I don't think anyone made you aware of this. Usually people are more important than DVD'S.

Depends on the quality of the person

But I've been thinking about getting that What's Happening first season DVD. The first season was classic.

Originally posted by EricIdlefan
With the exception of bookstores & libraries I just stay home and play on the internet!! I am not much of a crowd and/or people person!!

Me either.

Originally posted by peter may
sitcom analyzer, i have been reading some of your posts the last few months (including this one) but have never commented, you do however come off as such a stupid moron and also a bit of a sad case.

When you come to choose between a date with a woman OR watching a dvd , what do u reckon the most logical thing would be???:confused: :rolleyes:

Not a woman...a female. They're different. Well, they'd have to be to want to date a man who'd rather watch a DVD than eat dinner with them.

And why, if you really didn't think you'd have a good time, did you accept the date?

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
If you been on a first date before u should know why I feel the way I do. But i already said I decided to go on the date and watch the DVD tomorrow. I just said i'm going to be very upset if i don;t have a good time

I went on a first date that was rotten, but I'd still choose the date before the DVD.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I have a date tonight with this female i met on the way hme from work but i really want to reschedule because I just bought a new DVD. Now here is the reason. It's not a sure thing that I will have a good time when I go out with her tonight but there IS a sure thing that I will enjoy myself when I watch my What's Happening DVD with my favorite snack-LOL So i have decided to just go ahead on the date tonight and watch the DVD on sunday, but if I don;'t enjoy myself tonight I'M going to be PISSED. And I only want to postpone because it's a first date-you know how they can be

:rotflmao:

LOL

I'm surprised no one's made mention of the fact that Sitcom Analyzer actually has a date!! With something other than his TV!! :eek:

Damn, I'm not even that much of a loser.

Originally posted by fr00ti
Damn, I'm not even that much of a loser.
Just curious...do you have a new screen name? What was it before? :)

Originally posted by Janice
Just curious...do you have a new screen name? What was it before? :)

Yep. It was .:mads:. before. :)

Originally posted by fr00ti
Yep. It was .:mads:. before. :)
Oh it's you!! I knew you sounded familiar. Let us know these things. I can't keep everyone straight. :lol:

Originally posted by Janice
Oh it's you!! I knew you sounded familiar. Let us know these things. I can't keep everyone straight. :lol:

:lol: I'm sorry. I guess I should have told everyone.

Originally posted by fr00ti
:lol: I'm sorry. I guess I should have told everyone.
I'm thinking, this one's a longtime member....do I get along with this person....and it was good old you, all the time. :)

Christ people, can we go at least one day without knocking SOLOMON? Sure it's a weird question, but damn, this is just getting old. I admit, I used to do it, but then I realzed how stupid it was to pick on him every single day and that he might actually have feelings. Shocking, isn't it? If someone else had posted a topic similiar to this, I bet you that the other person wouldn't even get half of these responses.

Originally posted by Czas na Zywiec
Christ people, can we go at least one day without knocking SOLOMON? Sure it's a weird question, but damn, this is just getting old. I admit, I used to do it, but then I realzed how stupid it was to pick on him every single day and that he might actually have feelings. Shocking, isn't it? If someone else had posted a topic similiar to this, I bet you that the other person wouldn't even get half of these responses.
That's a nice thing to say Chris. I don't know how this thread slipped by me. I can't read everything. I really wish people would bring things to my attention via reported post or PM.

I guess a few members missed the announcement that TJ and I posted a month or so ago about bullying and insulting members.

Originally posted by peter may
sitcom analyzer, i have been reading some of your posts.... you do however come off as such a stupid moron and also a bit of a sad case.
Peter, I'm surprised at you. Don't talk this way to members, not on boards that I moderate anyway.

Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
Okay, some defense here...

First dates can be traumatic. Solomon just met this woman. He could have a great time; he could have a horrible time.

I personally have had some really awful first dates; I could barely wait for the darn things to end. It has been my experience that if you really have strong reservations about a particular date, you are going to have a miserable time while on the date. Power of suggestion, and all. Sometimes I wished that I had simply stayed home and watched TV.

Sooooo... For Solomon to be ambivalent about this date is really very ordinary. He seems to have made a good decision, IMO. Give it a try. But the hesitation on his part is not a bad or foolish thing at all.

As far as the Edit button situation goes: I used to have a WebTV. You browse on your television set. MANY of the buttons that are used on the computer are not available for use using these TV browsers. It can be quite frustrating for the user.

Give the guy some credit, for goodness sake. He's not always wrong, you know.
:yeahthat Now that's a class act. Civil and well mannered.

Solomon had a date!! :eek:


:joke: :p

Originally posted by Colonel Juke "N" Jive
Solomon had a date!! :eek:


:joke: :p



Yes it was a good one. Now it's time for you to get one instead of spending your saturdays night on the Happy Boards.

Originally posted by vashti1999
I'm surprised no one's made mention of the fact that Sitcom Analyzer actually has a date!! With something other than his TV!! :eek:


I would like to know how you ;ive in a big city like NYC and you can't find no one to Love you-LOL You have not had a date since you registered on Sitcoms Online. Or has it been since 1999?

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
If you been on a first date before u should know why I feel the way I do. But i already said I decided to go on the date and watch the DVD tomorrow. I just said i'm going to be very upset if i don;t have a good time lucky girl :rolleyes: - wonder what dvd she put off :confused:

Originally posted by robyrob
lucky girl :rolleyes:


Do you even have a social life? You probably are too WEIRD for someone to love you.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Do you even have a social life? You probably are too WEIRD for someone to love you. :lol: i've been happily married for years - lucky for me she just happens to like weirdos :D

Originally posted by robyrob
:lol: i've been happily married for years - lucky for me she just happens to like weirdos :D


The only thing you are married to is you computer. You don;t have a wife. STOP LYING MAN!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
The only thing you are married to is you computer. You don;t have a wife. STOP LYING MAN!!!!!!!! that's right i guess, all this time i've been hiding the secret of my TRUE IDENTITY -






i'm just another alias for SOLOMON - lol !

Originally posted by robyrob
that's right i guess, all this time i've been hiding the secret of my TRUE IDENTITY -






i'm just another alias for SOLOMON - lol !


if you stayed off the Happy Days board, maybe you would have love and affection in your life.-lol

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
if you stayed off the Happy Days board, maybe you would have love and affection in your life.-lol

You post (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=295836) here more than anyone else, Solomon. Talk about a social life. ;)

Originally posted by Jenya
You post (http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/search.php?s=&action=showresults&searchid=295836) here more than anyone else, Solomon. Talk about a social life. ;)


I found time to go out last night . Did you find a man yet?

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Did you find a man yet?

A long time ago.

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I found time to go out last night .

And spend the rest of today on here?

Originally posted by Jenya
A long time ago.


long time ago my A$$, you are lyin

Originally posted by Jenya
And spend the rest of today on here?


Yes sunday is my relax day-KUMQUAT

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
long time ago my A$$, you are lyin

proove it. :)

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yes sunday is my relax day-KUMQUAT

So is the rest of the week- according to your posts- LOL!

Originally posted by Jenya
So is the rest of the week- according to your posts- LOL!


Yes I love discussing TV Shows and this is my favorite site. THE END

Uh... Jenya is pregnant, so she's obviously been with someone for quite awhile.

Solomon... LOL!

Originally posted by Janice
Peter, I'm surprised at you. Don't talk this way to members, not on boards that I moderate anyway.


sorry janice, :confused:

<hangs head in shame>;)

Originally posted by Brent88
Uh... Jenya is pregnant, so she's obviously been with someone for quite awhile.

Solomon... LOL!


It could be a hit and run. Which means she will be single parent looking for a man.

Jenya posted on July 14, 2003 that she recently got married.

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=75321&perpage=15&pagenumber=7

Still skeptical? ;)

Well I am glad to hear that nobody's perfect. I am not perfect. But my point is not to make an issue over something that will effect my personal life. I just got married recently to my Newfie boyfriend, an I am the happest girl on this thread. This gay marriage thing doesn't bother me because I don't try to make it an issue in my life. It is not important to me. Having a family, and being a good mother to my children is. And that my goal in my life!!

I hope I am not boring

From Jenya

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
It could be a hit and run. Which means she will be single parent looking for a man.

I wouldn't worry about me if I were you. I'm not the one asking for love life advice on here every other day. :D

Originally posted by Jenya
I wouldn't worry about me if I were you. I'm not the one asking for love life advice on here every other day. :D

Good one! :clap

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yes it was a good one. Now it's time for you to get one instead of spending your saturdays night on the Happy Boards.

You are an ASS Solomon- LOL

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
You are an ASS Solomon- LOL

:lol:

Originally posted by Jenya
I wouldn't worry about me if I were you. I'm not the one asking for love life advice on here every other day. :D


Who was asking for advice A$$wipe? I just said i'm debating on what I should do. You are a stupid Montreal Resident

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Who was asking for advice A$$wipe? I just said i'm debating on what I should do. You are a stupid Montreal Resident

Calling people names Solomon? That could be another reason why your still single. :D

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Who was asking for advice A$$wipe? I just said i'm debating on what I should do. You are a stupid Montreal Resident

If you didn't want our opinions then why did you make a thread in the first place?

And stop insulting everyone and acting like you know about their love lives.

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
If you didn't want our opinions then why did you make a thread in the first place?

And stop insulting everyone and acting like you know about their love lives.


I wasn't asking for people opinions. I was just making a statement. When was you last date A$$crack-LOL

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I wasn't asking for people opinions. I was just making a statement. When was you last date A$$crack-LOL

Never. I'm 13, therefore I don't go on dates.

And if you post a subject on a message board, expect some insight on the topic.

enough already!

Originally posted by MaydayMalonesGirl
Never. I'm 13, therefore I don't go on dates.

And if you post a subject on a message board, expect some insight on the topic.


Sounds like u shouldn't have responded at all stupid a$$

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Sounds like u shouldn't have responded at all stupid a$$

Cut the fowl language, Solomon- or I'll report you to the moderators.

Originally posted by Jenya
Cut the fowl language, Solomon- or I'll report you to the moderators.


So it's ok for others to use fow language and not me? Is that what u r telling me?

i think its clear solomon is the new Rainman and is gonna find himself banned from these boards pretty soon.:rolleyes:

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
So it's ok for others to use fow language and not me? Is that what u r telling me?

I didn't use ANY fowl language. YOU on the other hand are. I don't see any posts on here from ME calling people stupid.

Give it up, or you'll end up like GetaLifeBoy and Moe D' Lawn. You wouldn't want that now, would you?

I think Solomon would be lost without Sitcoms Online. :lol:

Originally posted by Jenya
I didn't use ANY fowl language. YOU on the other hand are. I don't any post on here from ME calling people stupid.

Give it up, or you'll end up like GetaLifeBoy and Moe D' Lawn. You would't want that now, would you?


Go see what your husband is doing and leave me the hell alone.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I think Solomon would be lost without Sitcoms Online. :lol:

Yep. :rotflmao:

Originally posted by Brian Damage
I think Solomon would be lost without Sitcoms Online. :lol:


You ain't lyin-LOL

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Go see what your husband is doing and leave me the hell alone.

He's right here with me, reading your posts and ohno: :rolleyes: .

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yes it was a good one.
I'm glad that you had a good time, Solomon. :)

Now, enjoy that DVD!

:D

Originally posted by Jenya
He's right here with me, reading your posts and ohno: :rolleyes: .

JENYA PLEASE GO AWAY

Originally posted by Mysty Eyes
I'm glad that you had a good time, Solomon. :)

Now, enjoy that DVD!

:D


Yup, watching it now!! I should be done by 6pm or 7pm

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
Yup, watching it now!! I should be done by 6pm or 7pm

Really? You won't be posting here again til then?

party:

Originally posted by Brent88
Really? You won't be posting here again til then?

party:


I will be posting all day A$$crack

Originally posted by Sitcom Analyzer
I will be posting all day A$$crack

That's it Solomon. All your posts are now being reported. :mad:

Stop with the vulgarity Solomon.

Originally posted by Brian Damage
Stop with the vulgarity Solomon.


I'm not the only on here that uses that type of language

It doesn't make it right.

Originally posted by Jenya
That's it Solomon. All your posts are now being reported. :mad:


Well if u report mine you better report other people too.

Here's an idea, just ignore other people's posts.

Solomon started a thread asking for advice. What he got for the most part was a barrage of insults and ridicule.

When he fights back, people get offended.

For those who don't like his posts, ignore them.