There was a post like this on another message board and they got like 100+! I think we could if we really think!

Jo: (And actually mean it!) Blair, you're so beautiful! I wish I could be you!

Tootie: I'm tired of prying in everybody's business! I'm going to mind my own from now on!

Okay, y'all, keep 'em comin!

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

Blair:Jo I want to be just like you!

thats all i can think of

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-Brian C.

Blair- Jo, I look up to you.

*Blair* Oh Jo I absolutely adore that denim jacket of yours!

*Jo* Hey Blair can I borrow a few curlers?

*Blair* Hey guess what I bought a new motorcycle!

*Jo* Hoy do you like my new high-heeled boots?

Thats All I can think of at the present moment.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

Jo: Man I hope my date tonight just LOVES my outfit

Blair: Ahh, i just wore this yesterday..it's good for one more day of wearing before being washed!!

Natalie: Maybe I SHOULD loose about 20 lbs (No offense to Nat. fans I LOVE HER TOO...but ya know her attitude "who would wanna be a skinny pencil? i'd rather be a happy magic marker!")

Tootie: (in first season) can someone PLEASE get those roller skates AWAY from me!!

Mrs. Garrett: Girls, how do u like my hair down?!

sorry, that's all i could think of.

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*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Teddy Is Hott!! --pretty plain and simple. I cannot tell a lie--Teddy is ALL mine!!

Blair: Hold it, you ruined my watch.
Jo: No I didn't, it's a stop watch...it stopped

Blair: Jo, you've got some power, but you're not wearing it right. You don't want to
throw it onlike a motorcycle jacket, you want to slip it on, like a negligee.
Jo: I'm not doin' anything weird!!!

Natalie: She's always saying what a great kid you are.
Andy: Kid?
Natalie: Guy. Did i say kid? Why would i say kid? Man. She said man!

Jo:Blair can i go to the mall with you?

Blair: Guess what Jo! In addition to all of the Warner resorts, I bought an apartment in the Bronx!

okay yea I know thats bad......

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Mrs G: Jo, only twice in my life have I spoke in an arbitrary manner. Once when my ex-husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee and now, GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!
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Blair: Look,I should know a phony when see one.

Jo: Yeah, you should... You spend to much time looking in the mirror!
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Soft as the rain, your love showers down, warm as the morning you shine...Lord you love each child,each fingerprint each smile, the measuring of your heart, defies the human mark...Lord How High, How Deep, How Wide is this love, of Yours...For mine, can measure the treasure you hold in store... Lord How High, How Deep, How Wide does your heart extend...Just as high and deep and wide, as Your love, that has no end" ~How High,How Deep,How Wide~ from "All Because of You"-Lisa Whelchel, 1984
-------------------- ~*Karli*~
Lisa Whelchel is my idol and will be forever

[This message has been edited by Lisa Whelchel Forever (edited 07-21-2001).]

Jo: You know, I'm really sick of having my hair up in a ponytail all the time, I think I'm gonna try a new style. Blair, will you help me look for one?
Natalie: I hate writing for the school newspaper!!!!!!
Blair: Hey Jo, can I ride your bike for awhile?

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Jo: Blair, does my hair look ok?

Jo: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!

Blair: Jo, you're perfect, i wish i could be just like you!



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--Dana
Actressgrl7@aol.com

Blair: I just had another one of my brilliant ideas!!!!!

Jo~Hey,Blair,can I borrow some of that lipstick?
Blair~Jo,can I wear your army shirt to the movies tonight?
Tootie:Blair,how do you rollerblade?

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

Blair: Jo, let's go bowling!

Blair: I hate spending all of this money!

Jo: I need some advise about this shirt, Blair. Do you wanna help me?

that's all i can think of. I know they are dumb!



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and Those Dreadful Double Dates. I also have a TC spin-off called "College Company."
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Joyce DeWitt, if you are reading these things that i post, i want to say that i love you and i hope to meet you
*Jacob*

tootie: i hate acting and movies i would rather play sports

Nat: I CANT WRITE ANYMORE! I HATE IT! jo can i borrow your motorcycle keys, i wanna take it out for a spin

Jo: Hello all, WARNSEY! you no what today is, BLOOMINGDALES SALE DAY, BLAIR COME ON LETS GO!

Blair: jo let me take a look at the carborator, i think i may know whats wrong

Mrs G: cOme on girls road trip, no school!

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Jinny: Basically people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same
person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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"I'm jaded and judgemental. I can't imagine why."
**~~**~~**
Lorelai: Well, I want to be in the Bangles, but that doesn't mean I quit my job and get a guitar and ruin my life to be a Bangle, does it?
Max: The Bangles broke up.
Lorelai: Yeah, that's not the point.
Max: Well, that's got to be part of the point if there's no band any more.
***~~!!kATie!!~~***

Jo- Pass the bleach, Blair. I'm sick of being a brunette.

Jo: Oh Roy! I'd love to go on a date with you! Of course I've fancied you for quite some time...oh, and your fro is so full of style!

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"...Better watch out for those man-eatin' jackrabbits, and that killer cacti..."

Jo: Hacksaw, let's get married!

Mrs. Garrett: Have you girls ever read Playgirl?

Blair: Jo, I wish I had lived in the Bronx too.

Natalie: Do you think I'm fat?

George: E.R. last night was wild!

Tootie: Hey everybody, I'm black!

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Andrew Carden

Tootie: I talk to much.

That's the only one I could think of.

Tootie: Mrs. G I need some advice
Mrs. G: No Tootie I don't like giving people advice

Mrs. G: Oh yes Mr. Parker I'd love to change the dinner plans 3 minutes befor meal time.

JO: Hey Blair let's go get our nails done.

Blair: Hey Jo wanna go with me to the drag race tommorow night.
Jo: Sorry I'm going on a date.

Nat: Hey Jo did I ever tell you that your my best friend
Tootie: Blair your my best friend.

JO: Can you guys keep it down I need my beauty sleep.

JO: Can someone give me a lift to bloomingdale's there having a sale

Blair: I'm throw with dating boys

[This message has been edited by JoPol_wannabe (edited 07-22-2001).]

Mrs. G: Hey girl's... Let's go join an orgy....
OOORRRR...

LOL thats from Sarah Lynn

Blair: Of course I'm not blond! Did you really think I was?

Jo: Sure Blair, you can put your extra shoes under my bed.

Natalie: My diary's missing. Oh well, I'll just buy a new one

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Gabrielle: Argo dosen't like me. Xena: Sometimes, you have to have patience with things that annoy you. Gabrielle: I never said Argo annoyed me. Xena: I wasn't talking to you.

MRs.Garrett:Girls, keep talking you know I never think you're too loud!
(That was kinda stupid)
Blair:I'm tired of shopping.
(that's all I could think of)

Ok... understand that you did say things that the FOL character's wouldn't really say... soo... this post is not really meant for the younger generations although by the time i was 7 years old i knew all about this stuff anyways!!

So here it is The UnCut.. UNCLEAN version of it!! (if you dont' like movies like Scary Movie, Road Trip, American Pie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.. or those kinda kinky movies DO NOT read!)

Quotes never interrigated by the Facts of Life characters...

Mrs. G: Hey, I don't care if you girls have sex.. I did when i was younger!

Nat: Journalism is second in my life.. Pot comes first!

Blair and Jo: (walk in)
Blair: Man... I'm seeing everything in cartoon!
Jo: yea.. we gotta stop using!
Blair: nahh.. It's WAY too much fun!

Tootie: Not tonight Josh.. i didnt' bring a condom with me!

Mrs. G: Man, I got the munchies!!

Blair: what if i went out and got pregnant so that my mom could kick my a$$!!

Jo: You know.. I don't give a rip abotu my mom!! She deserves what she gets anyways!!

Mrs. G: I wonder if Robert's still in the mood for one night stands...

Tootie: I'm the youngest virgin alive... Oh wait that's right.. i'm not a virgin...

Nancy: I wish Roger would jsut show up on ONE episode!!

Sue Ann: I really wish that tumpy would come back with some more pot! That was fun!

Mrs. G: I wonder if any corner streets are available...

Blair: (talking to nat in The First Time) I'm soo glad you finally got laid nat!

Nat: I wish beverly ann would just die already! She's like over 60!!

Jo: I'm gonna throw a beer party.. Mrs. G needs to know how to have a good time!

Mr. Parker: School's canceled on the count of it's a holiday... Get High Day!!!!

Mrs. G: I know it's not the 60's anymore... but drugs are jsut so hard to quit!!

Tootie: Where are my rollerskates?? I wanna i could burn them! they gave me bruised a$$es and scraped knees!

Jo: If you don't shut your F***en mouth i'm gonna shoove my foot up your a$$!!

Blair: people really only like me for my a$$!!

Nat: Crap!! I'm all out BCP!!!!
** If you don't know hwat bcp is... i'll give you a clue:
Birth
Control
Pills **

Tootie: I hate mrs. garrett budding into my life.. can't she just.. get a life of her own? Go out, party, get drunk, smoke a few joints and live it all up!?!?

I got more.. but i dunno if they should be up here infront of the youngengs.. although i did post all of these.. well oops.. Todd you can take it off if you want... but i still thinkt hese are hilarious beucase they would NEVER act, say, or do anythign like this!!!!

The UnCut.. UNCLEAN version of it!!

FOL85MrsGandNat, those were hilarious! My favorite ones were about Beverly Anne dying, Mrs. G inquiring about street corners, Mrs G-drugs-and the 60s, and the 1st one about Mrs.G.

Here's somemore,

Mrs.G -Girls, did I ever show you the Playboy spread I did in '74?

Nat- You know Tootie, mushroom bob cuts and rollings up your pant legs so your socks show are so passe.

Blair- I did it! I enlisted in the Marines!

Jo- Has anybody seen my lace nightee around?
Mrs.G-Check Eddie's appartment.

Nat- I refuse to date guys who have the same names as reptiles.

Cousin Geri- Blair, kiss my crippled a**.

Jo- Blair, could you hurry up with the hair dryer?! I need to use it. I need more poof, like your hair.

Blair- Jo, could i borrow you motorcycle boots? Im going dancing tonight.

Those are my too fav characters (Jo being first..hehe) and i cant think of any more.

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²Tiffany²

LYLAS or LYLAB
Peace Out!

Teddy: Hey, I'm making you an offer you can't refuse.

Jinny: Look, you know who I am, OK? You know who my family is. Why the hell do you even wanna be with me at all?
Teddy: Because, I love you.
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Jinny: Basically, people are who people are. Your born, you die pretty much the same person. All the rest is just window dressing.
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IM me using AOL: NancysBiggestFan

LOL i just had to bump this up because sarah's replies are so funny!!!!!! lol im dying laughin here!!!!!! lol

Thanks for the, well i guess they were compliments, Jeff!

I hope the other's die of laughing from them too!

You know... i didn't remember any of what i typed in until i read them and i still don't remember, but i think they're funny as hell!!

Toodles! :wave:

dont read past this point if you get offended easily!


Blair: Will you shower with me Jo?

Andy: Beverly Ann is soo hot. I wish she wasnt my mom.

Nat: Blair you're so perfect! We all know your boobs are fake bitch!!

Tootie: I'm sick of playing a sweet little teen in my acting!! I wanna do porn!!

Pippa: Bev, what were Andy, Jo, and Blair doing last night in Andy's room? I kept hearing screaming! What do you reckon they were up to?

Blair: Damnit! When is Nick's friend gonna get hear with the pot? I'm craving it!

Jo: Hey Blair, you told Boots my door opens both ways right? *wink*



this is fun!!!!

MORE!! once again, if you're offended easily dont read!!

George: Damn Mrs. Garrett is hot. Look at that @ss!

Bev: Andy is 15 now... is he EVER gonna get it on?

Jo: *walks in on Andy in the bathroom* ANDY!!! Stop doing that!! And those are MY Playboys!!

Nat: Making a living off writing is tough work! Good thing that phone sex operator job pays good! Hey and thats how I met Snake!

Jo: Man! I can't find my red thong anywhere!!!

Andy: Yo Bev you gotta condom anywhere near?
Bev: *Pulls condom out of her bra* Here! Catch!

Jo: (talking to Sandy from the ep, "On The Edge") Just jump off the ledge damnit! I'm getting tired of sitting here!

Nat: (from the first time) Woo weeeeee! That was some fun stuff last night!! You and Jeff should join us next time Tootie.

Blair: (from Breaking Point) Glad that bitch is gone! Voodoo dolls really do work!!

Tootie: *at the breakfast table* What thats noise?
Nat: I dont know. Somethings vibratating.
Tootie: Jo? Is that you? Jo that thing is loud! I thought we told you not to do that at the breakfast table!!


haha okay I'm done for now.. these are fun!!!!! lol. i hope none of those are too bad....lol

:nonono: AGAIN, IF EASILY OFFENDED, DON'T READ!!!!!

:nonono:
Jo: Blair, you wanna be my bitch?

Tootie: George, I wanna lay you like a rug.

Natalie: Hey, we all sleep in the same room together. Why don't we all just sleep together???

Blair: Mrs Garratt, that hair is so high, I think it's rubbing the ozone.

Beverly Ann: Tell me, Pippa, what's it like to go "down under?";)

Andy: Mrs G, are you a natural red-head??

Jo: How do you make a milk-shake?
Natalie: I don't know...
Jo: Pour a glass of milk and hand it to Cousin Geri.

OK, I'm going to burn in hell for these now.... :angryfire

AGAIN, IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED, DO NOT READ!

Mrs. G: The only reason I left the Drummonds was because the
sex was so bad. Now I have you girls.

Blair: Hey Jo, remember once when we went camping and you said you felt something gong up your leg and I said it was a rat? Well I lied.

Jo: Well I'm off to NYC. I need a perm and some new make-up and a jacket if I'm gonna be standing on that street corner all night long.

Natalie: Hm......I need a new idea for the school paper. *Throws notepad on ground* Screw this! Hey, Mr. Bradley! Have I ever told you how handsome I think you are? :grineyes:

Tootie: But I want to go have sex with Jermaine NOW Mrs. Garrett!!!
Mrs. G.: But we'd have to drive all the way to New York. It's a very long drive.
Tootie: Oh don't worry, I'll find someone.......er.......um.......thing to do. OH BLAIR! WANT TO GO TO NEW YORK WITH US?

ONCE AGAIN, I WARNED YOU NOT TO READ THIS, IF YOU DID THEN IT WAS YOUR OWN FAULT! THIS IS NOT HOW I FEEL ABOUT THE GIRLS, JUST WHAT THE SUBJECT SAYS.

man these are rightcheous!!! i LOVE EM!!!!!!!! haha!!!! i'll try and think of more! :)

As they all say, don't read if you ain't ready! :)


Blair: (at the computer)
Mrs. G: (walks in) whataya doing??
Blair: Watching my sims screw in the love bed!! watch this!! (takes the bed away so you can see half a naked bodied sims in the bed)

Nat: (fear strikes back) Where's that guy? Maybe i'll get lucky!

Mrs. G: Blair, can i borrow from you're stash? i gotta hot date tonight!!
Blair: Sure! what kind you want? (pulls out a box from under the bed) I've got cherry flavored, grape flavored, glow in the dark, extra sensative, ribbed, and uh... regular!
Mrs. G: I'll take the cherry one! (grabs it and leaves)

Jo and somebody: (in the girls room under the covers getting it on)
Mrs. G: (walks in teh room) WOOAAAHHH!!! (starts chanting) Go Jo! Go Jo! Go Jo!!

Mrs. G: (remake of the real quotes in dope) And if i ever catch you doing anything as stupid as that i'm gonna... JOIN!!!!!!!
(it really stops at gonna and then sue ann and blair say you won't)

Mrs. G: (last ep out of peekskill parts 1 and 2) You wanna know why beverly ann's marriage really didn't work out? It's cuz she's a lesi... that's why she never screwed the guy!!

**Okay, this one's majorly pushing it and i'm sorry but it's funny as hell!!!!**
Jo: (in her bed moaning and groaning) ooohhh.... wow!!!!!
Blair and Tootie: (walk in) Jo whataya making the noise for??
Jo: (in a moaning voice) ohhh... hang on a second! ahhhh....
Tootie: Blair!? what's she doing!?!
Blair: You'll understand when you're older! (smiles)
Jo: AHHHH!!! (bursts with excitement then calms down) ahhh.... (sigh of happiness)
Tootie: What the hell Jo!
Blair: Who's under there with you!?!?
Jo: Myself! (waves with her fingers)
**You'll get it if your kinda older**


Sorry if i took this to a bad level... i just find them all funny as hell! :)

DAMN! This board is getting mad Dirty! This s**t is really funny but its also really disturbing! I can't think of any good ones....im not as creative as you people....

Jo: I'm sorry, Blair. You were right.







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Blair:''Jo'do you think I'm ugly?'' Jo:"No,not really

Originally posted by FOL85NatandMrsGRock
Ok... understand that you did say things that the FOL character's wouldn't really say... soo... this post is not really meant for the younger generations although by the time i was 7 years old i knew all about this stuff anyways!!

So here it is The UnCut.. UNCLEAN version of it!! (if you dont' like movies like Scary Movie, Road Trip, American Pie, Fast Times at Ridgemont High.. or those kinda kinky movies DO NOT read!)

Quotes never interrigated by the Facts of Life characters...

Mrs. G: Hey, I don't care if you girls have sex.. I did when i was younger!

Nat: Journalism is second in my life.. Pot comes first!

Blair and Jo: (walk in)
Blair: Man... I'm seeing everything in cartoon!
Jo: yea.. we gotta stop using!
Blair: nahh.. It's WAY too much fun!

Tootie: Not tonight Josh.. i didnt' bring a condom with me!

Mrs. G: Man, I got the munchies!!

I don't know why, but I can sooo clearly picture Mrs. G saying that lol


Blair: what if i went out and got pregnant so that my mom could kick my a$$!!

Jo: You know.. I don't give a rip abotu my mom!! She deserves what she gets anyways!!

Mrs. G: I wonder if Robert's still in the mood for one night stands...

Tootie: I'm the youngest virgin alive... Oh wait that's right.. i'm not a virgin...

Nancy: I wish Roger would jsut show up on ONE episode!!

Sue Ann: I really wish that tumpy would come back with some more pot! That was fun!

Mrs. G: I wonder if any corner streets are available...

Blair: (talking to nat in The First Time) I'm soo glad you finally got laid nat!

Nat: I wish beverly ann would just die already! She's like over 60!!

Jo: I'm gonna throw a beer party.. Mrs. G needs to know how to have a good time!

Mr. Parker: School's canceled on the count of it's a holiday... Get High Day!!!!

Mrs. G: I know it's not the 60's anymore... but drugs are jsut so hard to quit!!

Tootie: Where are my rollerskates?? I wanna i could burn them! they gave me bruised a$$es and scraped knees!

Jo: If you don't shut your F***en mouth i'm gonna shoove my foot up your a$$!!

Blair: people really only like me for my a$$!!

Nat: Crap!! I'm all out BCP!!!!
** If you don't know hwat bcp is... i'll give you a clue:
Birth
Control
Pills **

Tootie: I hate mrs. garrett budding into my life.. can't she just.. get a life of her own? Go out, party, get drunk, smoke a few joints and live it all up!?!?

I got more.. but i dunno if they should be up here infront of the youngengs.. although i did post all of these.. well oops.. Todd you can take it off if you want... but i still thinkt hese are hilarious beucase they would NEVER act, say, or do anythign like this!!!!

The UnCut.. UNCLEAN version of it!!

OH my Gawd, these are soooo funny!!! Everybodys I've read is very funny. I'm sitting here laughing & it's late & I almost woke up my mom! I'm gonna think of some later...

READER BEWARE. THIS POST IS RATED PG 13...


Bev: Frank and I used to go at it like rabbits. I had to dump his sorry ass when he became impetant (sp?!?)!

Mrs. Garrett: *From Out of the Fire* A new store? Hmmm. I know how about a porn shop! You know leather thongs, whips, etc. And I'll have my own little corner. Nothing fancy just a few cookies with dirty pictures and words written on them with icing. I like it!

Nat: *From Grand Opening* Look man! You aren't getting another damn cupie doll!! Take the stupid cupie doll and shove it up your ass. Bastard.

Andy: *From Born Too Late* Tootie will you go to my school dance with me?
Tootie: Sure Andy, Why not!
Andy: Okay great! So you know we'll have a nice dinner, dance the night away, come home, get busy in the bed, a little horizontal polka ya kno?
Tootie: You bet! Sounds fun!

Nat: *From Post Christmas Card* *Sees pornos being sold on televison* AH! I want that video! Where's my credit card? Where did that bitch Beverly Ann hide it at?!?

*Pippa and Andy are gettin busy*
Beverly Ann: *hears screaming* What is that noise? *walks in their room*
Bev: Hold on you guys!! Let me get the camcorder!!

Cindy: *From Rough Housing* And the best thing ever happened tonight Mrs. Garrett!
Mrs. G: Your timeclock?
Cindy: Yes! When I saw Blair walk up there to accept her Harvest Queen crown I nearly drooled! She's bootylicous!

Nat: *From, "From Russia With Love"* You know Grandma if it wasn't for you I could be doing the naughty with Chip Douglass. Ugh Tootie where did I put my dildo again?

Jo: *from Jo's Cousin* *talking to Terry* You know guys arent that great. What's wrong with being a lesi?!

Tootie: *From Read No Evil* I can't believe some of those books were banned! Those books were the closest im gonna come to sex for awhile!

Nat: *From Dearest Mommy* So ya gave me up huh bitch?

Mrs. G: *From I'm Dancing As Fast As I Can* Take those thongs off boys!! Show me what ya got!!

Tootie: *From A Slice of Life* Jo, I accidently dropped a condom in one of the sauce mixes.. it was an accident I swear!!

Blair: *From A New Life* Ewww gross mom! So you're still getting laid at like 50?

Tootie: *From The Graduate* *Auditioning for a play* I'm gonna pull on down pull on down his paaaaaants.

Blair: *From Rumor Has It*Alright I admit it. Dr. Katz and I got it on! Big deal! Who would pass up sex as good as that?

okay I'm done for now lol.. fun stuff!!

Blair - "I got it at K-Mart."

I thought of some to post...

Mrs. G- "Girls, have you seen my Victoria's Secret catelog?"

Mrs. G's water bong falls out of her skirt while walking by the girls- "Opps, how did that get there?" I sure wasn't trying to hide it..."

Blair- "You know, Wal-mart sells stuff soo cheap!"

Jo- "Isn't this passion pink nail-polish just me?"

Nat- "There's gonna be trouble..." that one's obvious

Tootie- "No I've decided not to become an actress cause Mrs. G & I have decided to go into business & turn this place into a tattoo parlor instead."

Blair walks up to Mrs. G all glassy eyed- "Yo Mrs. G, poke smot man!"

DONT READ IF YOUR EASILY OFFENDED!!!

Natalie: I'm writing this article for the school paper about lesbians, and Tootie I need some advice from a Lesbo like you.

Tootie: Thanks Nat, first let's get on the couch and I'll give you some pointers on eating *****, then I can lick you all over babe.

Natalie: Promise honey?

Tootie: Why would I lie???

*on the couch*

Natalie: OH OH OH TOOTIE I NEVER KNEW YOU WERE THIS HOTT!!!

Tootie: ya learn something new everyday bitch keep ****ing licking who said stop!?!?

*Mrs. Garett walks in*

Tootie: Uh oh we are in trouuuuubbbbllllleeeeeee!!!!

Okay, I hadn't read this thread yet until Jeff told me about it, and I'm sooooooooo glad I've caught up! :lol:

*ahem*

Here's a li'l first attempt for me.



"Rough Housing"
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(Interior: Day: Cindy's room)
(Cindy and Mrs. Garrett are havin' a heart-to-heart)

Cindy: "Mrs. Garrett, look at me---I like football jerseys, and pants---there's nothing about me that's feminine!"

Mrs. G: "Oh but Cindy, there is..." *puts her hands on Cindy's chest* "Cindy, right underneath this jersey are two of the most feminine things you'll ever have. I remember when I was your age back in Wisconsin, I was so skinny, they used me as a beanpole on the farm!"

*audience laughter*

Mrs. G: "Well, only for one summer. But then I got curvier and curvier and curvier..." *fondles her own breasts* "...and pretty soon I had the biggest hooters of any farmgirl in the state! Oh, my father was so proud, he took me to fairs and I won three blue ribbons."

*audience laughter*

Mrs. G: "So don't worry, Cindy..." *puts her hands on Cindy's boobies again* "...someday your breasts will grow and grow and grow, and you'll feel more feminine than ever!" *pats 'em*

Cindy: "Well, okay...I guess I'll give 'breasts' a chance...but if Blair ever says I'm not feminine again, I'm just gonna have to punch her lights out!"

Mrs. G: *laughs* "Good! Now go down there and tell ol' Blonde Boobs that right now!"

Tootie: Show business are for WIMPS.

Blair: I want to move to the Projects and live there.