Fan Fiction
(Credits) Nell- Jeremy, Joey, Matthew, come on down you'll be late for school Matthew- Bye Aunt Nell, see you in a couple of hours Nell- Get out of here you little cutie Matthew- Aunt Nell! Jeremy- Hi Aunt Nell Nell- Hey there Jeremy, now dont you be late for school Jeremy- I wont I promise, I'll behave Nell- You go on and get out of here, go Jeremy- Bye Nell- Bye honey Sam-Nell I'll be going now Chris- Ya , Sam is taking me to tour her new job at the mall' Nell- Well you guys go on and have a good time ok Sam-Ok bye Nell Nell- Bye. Joey get down here now, I dont want you being late for school Joey- I'm coming Aunt Nell Addy- Oh I'll see you girl Nell- Ok Addy, have a nice day teaching Addy- Bye Nell- Bye. Speaking of teaching, Joey get down here now! Joey- I'll be right there Tim- Oh Goodmorning Nell, is something wrong with Joey Nell- Ya he wont come down, he's been in the bathroom for a half hour already, I dont know what he's doing up there Tim- Maybe he's changing Nell Nell- What do you mean Tim- I think it's time we stay home and tell Joey about the birds and the bees ok ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Joey come on down here Joey- What Nell- Come here, come here, come here!!!! Joey- What is it Nell- Your father and I are going to stay home today, and , your going to stay home today and learnm about the chirps and the honey Joey- The what Tim- What she's talking about is, since you've been in the bathroom Joey, you must have made observations Joey- Oh you mean like where I forgot to brush huh Nell- no Joey- Oh , you mean if I forgot to shut the water off all the way Nell- No!!!!! Joey- Then I give up, what is it Tim- Well, go ahead Nell you tell him Nell- (Begins to sing the birds and the bees) Joey- Aunt Nell! Nell- Well I only know how to say the words , not the actions Tim- Well Joey, it's like this, you see, I was once a kid before, ya, ya , thats, thats right Nell- Oh would you get on with it, forget it , I'll tell you what, I'm going to teach Joey the same way I taught Samantha years ago ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Joey- Oh so thats how babys come on the earth Nell- Yes honey thats right Tim- Well I'm off to my cooking class at night , good thing they have 2 Nell- And I'm off to see how Mr. Freeman the sub did today in day care Joey- And I will go upstairs and begin to shave because you told me that I am going to be a man soon Nell- Thats right! Good boy, I mean man Joey-(squirts some shavng cream out onto his hands, then gets happy and squirts the whole bottle on his hands, then throws it all onto his face and looks at himself in the mirror) Oh God! And to think they thought I made observations about my hair on my nose! I was just up here because I didn't want to go to school tody to take Mrs. Grant's historyu test(laughs and smiles and looks at himself in the mirror and the scene freezes) Next Week On Gimme A Break!!!!!!!!!! Will Matthew shoot the winning basket for his team's final game of the season?????? Or will he get the attention of the whole family to cheer him up even if he wins or looses?????????????????? Find out on an all-new Gimme A Break!!!! Next week on ABC!!!!!!!!!!!