Fan Fiction
Nell- Oh Addy I haven't had a chance to do anything Addy- what do you mean Nell- I mean things Addy, sopping, cooking, cleaning Addy- Nell be reasonable ypur always doing those things Nell- You know what I mean God damn it a job thats why my life isn't complete because I dont have a job....Oh Addy I haven't had one since I left new York.I ain't broke ain't I Addy- Relax there are so many jobs listed in the tribiune come on lets go in the livingroom and I'll show you(they run throught the kitchen door to the livingroom) ((((((((((((((theme))))))))))))))))))))) Addy- See Nell chose the job you like and then go for it Nell- Oh Addy there, there isone Addy- Where Nell- Right there honey Addy- Oh , Nell, bus, driver, be reasonable Nell- the job's mine Addy Simpson- Hi ya everybody Addy- Simpson do you have a gun Simpson- Na I left it at the station why Addy- To kill Nell with Patti- Oh hi everybody Nell- Hi Pati Addy- Patti , do you think if Nell, looked for a job in he paper and then found one in a second she should be it right away Patti- Oh it's like aI always say go for it Nell- Good Addy- Nell Joey- Um Aunt nell I'm going to the playground Nell- Thats good honey did you finsish your homework Joey-Nell it's the last week of school there's no homework Matthew- Ya and next year i'll be in 3d grade I'll be so happy and Joey will be in 7th Sam- Well Nell I finally survivd my sophomore year of college...wow the time really flies doesn't it..Well come on Joey I"ll give you two a ride to the playground and then we'll go for ice cream to celebrate the last week of school Joey- yay Matthew- Yay Nell-Addy I start first thing tomorow Addy- What Nell- I called the bus company and they said I start tomorrow and if I dont like it I can quit(she sticks her tounge out at her) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Ok everybody this is my little boy Joey and Mathew Joey- aunt Nell Matthew-Ya aunt Nell dont embarrass us' Nell- Oh sit down..good bow lets sing hail to the bus driver woman.la,la,la,la,la,la,.............(hey, dont throw thise papers at me, what are you doing Addy- Well Nell- I quit.They were throwing papaers at me, yelling, screaming, fighting , and everything else Addy- I told you so Nell- Lets see what else...A librarian thats it Addy- Ohj Nell You dont like quiet Nell - Says who(yells) Boy- Hi ma'am where can I find a copy of the raven Nell- By the 12th row 4th shelf to your right quiet(she whispers) Some kids walking by(whisper and it sounds loud for nell) Nell- Hey keep it down what is this Disneyworld(yells at them) Addy- Nell Again Nell- Again Ady, again Addy- Hey Nell How about being a sophomore sub if I am ever absent huh Nell- You know you right Addy- Oh my god please let me feel better in the mornng Nell- Addy get up your gonna be late Addy- Nell, I, I ,feel sick Nell- Good I'll take over for you Addy- Wha Nell- Slams the door Addy- Aaaaaaaaaaa(falls to the floor) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------------------- Nell- Good morning class I am your sopomore substittute teacher Ms. Harper Kid 1- So Mrs. Harper play any good music lately Kid 2- Ya Ms. harper ever thinking of joining the land of the leprechaurn's opn darby o'gil and the little people (the class laughs) Nell- Hey(yells at them) Now we are here t do readin, writin, and ritmatac arent we nat Kid 1- Oh a southern strict teacher huh Nell- Go to the prncipal's office and wait for me until I get there, move it, move it, moooooooove it(snaps at him) ok kid no one ever didnt do what I say you either move it or you fondf yourself another substitute teacher.......well! Thats it I'm out of here(goes on the phone) Ya Mr. Calahan, ya this is Ms. Nell Harper from 105, listen find yourself a new substitute teacher, because I quit(she slams the phone as all of the kids watch and point at her and crumble up papr and throw it at her as she standas by the phone in madness anxd deciept and looks down with an angry, sad, and unhappy grin thinking that she will never find a job again....you see a few more peices of crumpled up paper fly toward her and her herad still down with the grin and the scene freezes....................................................................... .......... (((((((((((((((To Be Continued)))))))))))))))))) Next On Gimme A Break! ((((((((((((((((so Nell is through of work is she........................guess again)))))))))))))))) Nell- I got It Addy I'll go buy some more scratch tickets and maybe I'll get lucky Addy- Nell! ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((will Nell Ever find the right job))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) ((((((((((((((((((((((((((will the newspaper run out of jobs for her)))))))))))))) (Nell comes in the house and slams the door and yells Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa atAddy depressed and angry and mad) Find out on part 2 of the 1hr 150th episode preformance and pt 2 of the season finale of Gimme A break's 7th season on ABC Next!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!