Night Court Fan
01-02-2004, 11:10 AM
The Night Court Files: The Shopping Trip by Night Court Fan
This story is set in the future! "Night Court" is the most popular show in the world!
(Fox Mulder is reading a copy of "The Night Courters' Guide To Night Court" when Dana Scully
walks in.)
Scully: You still reading that book?
Mulder: It's a great book! Destined to become a literary classic!
(Mulder puts the book down.)
Mulder: I'm going to the store. You wanna come Scully? There's a sale on "Night Court" stuff.
(Scully stares at Mulder.)
Scully: Okay, I'm coming.
Mulder: You like "Night Court" don't you Scully?
Scully: I LOVE "Night Court"! I am a Night Courter too, but YOU have gone overboard!
(They arrive at the store. Mulder is looking for some
"Night Court" action figures. He picks up
Dan Fielding and Christine Sullivan.)
Mulder: I have PLANS for these too! (He gives Scully a wicked grin.)
Scully: No! (She takes Christine from Mulder and picks up Harry!) Christine belongs with
Harry!
(Mulder takes Christine and Harry from Scully.)
Mulder: Thanks for finding Harry for me.
Scully: It was my pleasure.
Mulder: Bull. Mac. Roz. Selma. Florence. Billie. Lana. Liz.
I got them all! Darn!
Scully: What's the matter?
Mulder: They're all sold out of the "Night Court" courtroom set.
(Sees the talking Bull doll.)
Mulder: Oooo-Kay!
(Mulder takes the last talking Bull doll. A little boys cries because Mulder has taken
the last one! Scully hands the talking Bull doll to the little boy!)
Little Boy: Thanks!
Mulder: Dana! That's MY talking Bull doll!
Scully: You already have a Bull action figure.
Mulder: Hey look! T-shirts!
(Mulder picks out a "I'm Just Wild About Harry" t-shirt for Scully)
Scully: I LOVE it!
(Scully picks out a "I'd rather be watching 'Night Court'"
t-shirt for Mulder.)
Mulder: Ain't that the truth!
(Mulder goes to the video section and buys all 193 episodes. When they they get back, Mulder
is in a hurry!)
Mulder: "Night Court"'s on!
Scully: You just bought all 193 episodes on tape and you STILL want
to watch it on TV?
Mulder: What can I say? I'm addicted!
Scully: You're not the only one!
(Mulder and Scully watch "Night Court" together, laughing all the way.)
THE END
This story is set in the future! "Night Court" is the most popular show in the world!
(Fox Mulder is reading a copy of "The Night Courters' Guide To Night Court" when Dana Scully
walks in.)
Scully: You still reading that book?
Mulder: It's a great book! Destined to become a literary classic!
(Mulder puts the book down.)
Mulder: I'm going to the store. You wanna come Scully? There's a sale on "Night Court" stuff.
(Scully stares at Mulder.)
Scully: Okay, I'm coming.
Mulder: You like "Night Court" don't you Scully?
Scully: I LOVE "Night Court"! I am a Night Courter too, but YOU have gone overboard!
(They arrive at the store. Mulder is looking for some
"Night Court" action figures. He picks up
Dan Fielding and Christine Sullivan.)
Mulder: I have PLANS for these too! (He gives Scully a wicked grin.)
Scully: No! (She takes Christine from Mulder and picks up Harry!) Christine belongs with
Harry!
(Mulder takes Christine and Harry from Scully.)
Mulder: Thanks for finding Harry for me.
Scully: It was my pleasure.
Mulder: Bull. Mac. Roz. Selma. Florence. Billie. Lana. Liz.
I got them all! Darn!
Scully: What's the matter?
Mulder: They're all sold out of the "Night Court" courtroom set.
(Sees the talking Bull doll.)
Mulder: Oooo-Kay!
(Mulder takes the last talking Bull doll. A little boys cries because Mulder has taken
the last one! Scully hands the talking Bull doll to the little boy!)
Little Boy: Thanks!
Mulder: Dana! That's MY talking Bull doll!
Scully: You already have a Bull action figure.
Mulder: Hey look! T-shirts!
(Mulder picks out a "I'm Just Wild About Harry" t-shirt for Scully)
Scully: I LOVE it!
(Scully picks out a "I'd rather be watching 'Night Court'"
t-shirt for Mulder.)
Mulder: Ain't that the truth!
(Mulder goes to the video section and buys all 193 episodes. When they they get back, Mulder
is in a hurry!)
Mulder: "Night Court"'s on!
Scully: You just bought all 193 episodes on tape and you STILL want
to watch it on TV?
Mulder: What can I say? I'm addicted!
Scully: You're not the only one!
(Mulder and Scully watch "Night Court" together, laughing all the way.)
THE END