EricIdlefan
11-06-2003, 01:46 PM
This is from the syndicated 1993-1997 show "Kung Fu The Legend Continues" but put in "South Park". It's about four of the female police detectives on there. This is how I would describe them:
1. Captain Karen Simms, who took over for Captain Blasedell after he had to make amends with his past(when actor that played him Robert Lansing, died of cancer in 1994) is the Stan Marsh character. The straight man(or excuse me, straight woman) in the group. She lets the other three women take the credit and she is like a mother figure. But as she is friends with the other women, she has problems at home because her son, Todd, in the military school, is a spoiled rotten brat that gets and receives anything and everything he wants like cars, vacations, hanging out with his friends and drinking beer, among other things, much to the chargin of Karen. She is also the peacemaker and she tries to be the calm before the storm presence in both her 101st precinct and with her three female pals when things at home go awry. She can be funny but she leaves all the jokes to the other three.
2. Mary-Margaret Sklaney is the Kyle Brofisonki character. She is the smartest in the group and has degress in criminal justice, criminology, socialogy, pschology, Three BA's, One M.A, a MBA, & another degree in linguist as she speaks five languages. She graduated in the top five of her classes as both a Harvard, Yale, and Columbia graduates, all but one summa cum laude and the lastt one was magna cum laude. She is, like Kyle, Jewish. Everybody makes fun of her religion but that it doesn't bother her as it used to. Unlike Karen, who was an only child, Mary-Margaret has an younger sister, who loved to tell her older sister what to do when not only they were kids but in the pre-teens, teen & college years, & when she became a detective. She is a sargent after breezing through the exams like a walk in the park. She was, at once, considered a job with the DEA, but turn them flat down because one of the agents, Bogart, was a total jerk as she punched him in the mouth. She is always relied on by not only her three friends but everybody in the precinct on her intelligence and knowledge to solve things when others think that it is way beyond difficult, she sees things as a piece of cake and tries to do things right but slowly. She wants to make sure things function right the first time. Her parents are a source of embarassement when her outspoken father almost cancelled the 101st precincts Christmas play & party to protest when he found it offensive to jewish people. That isn't the only time he embarrased his oldest daughter but he then went on strike so that the poor can get money and benefits and stayed there for nearly three weeks, without little sleep, food, or taking a shower as he grew a beard. Almost everybody joined him in Chinatown but then they got what they were looking for. He then thought that the police department female detectives & cops should sue the male detectives & cops for sexual harrasement and gender and race discrimination. Although he means well, Mary-Margaret tries to defend her father, almost all the time relunctantly, but she wants to hide under a rock when he starts his protests ever since he did this as a little boy at six, he probably has attended over thousands and thousands of protests!! The ladies give Mary-Margaret a hard time about her dad and want to blame her instead of her dad(who is like Kyle's mother, Sheila)
1. Captain Karen Simms, who took over for Captain Blasedell after he had to make amends with his past(when actor that played him Robert Lansing, died of cancer in 1994) is the Stan Marsh character. The straight man(or excuse me, straight woman) in the group. She lets the other three women take the credit and she is like a mother figure. But as she is friends with the other women, she has problems at home because her son, Todd, in the military school, is a spoiled rotten brat that gets and receives anything and everything he wants like cars, vacations, hanging out with his friends and drinking beer, among other things, much to the chargin of Karen. She is also the peacemaker and she tries to be the calm before the storm presence in both her 101st precinct and with her three female pals when things at home go awry. She can be funny but she leaves all the jokes to the other three.
2. Mary-Margaret Sklaney is the Kyle Brofisonki character. She is the smartest in the group and has degress in criminal justice, criminology, socialogy, pschology, Three BA's, One M.A, a MBA, & another degree in linguist as she speaks five languages. She graduated in the top five of her classes as both a Harvard, Yale, and Columbia graduates, all but one summa cum laude and the lastt one was magna cum laude. She is, like Kyle, Jewish. Everybody makes fun of her religion but that it doesn't bother her as it used to. Unlike Karen, who was an only child, Mary-Margaret has an younger sister, who loved to tell her older sister what to do when not only they were kids but in the pre-teens, teen & college years, & when she became a detective. She is a sargent after breezing through the exams like a walk in the park. She was, at once, considered a job with the DEA, but turn them flat down because one of the agents, Bogart, was a total jerk as she punched him in the mouth. She is always relied on by not only her three friends but everybody in the precinct on her intelligence and knowledge to solve things when others think that it is way beyond difficult, she sees things as a piece of cake and tries to do things right but slowly. She wants to make sure things function right the first time. Her parents are a source of embarassement when her outspoken father almost cancelled the 101st precincts Christmas play & party to protest when he found it offensive to jewish people. That isn't the only time he embarrased his oldest daughter but he then went on strike so that the poor can get money and benefits and stayed there for nearly three weeks, without little sleep, food, or taking a shower as he grew a beard. Almost everybody joined him in Chinatown but then they got what they were looking for. He then thought that the police department female detectives & cops should sue the male detectives & cops for sexual harrasement and gender and race discrimination. Although he means well, Mary-Margaret tries to defend her father, almost all the time relunctantly, but she wants to hide under a rock when he starts his protests ever since he did this as a little boy at six, he probably has attended over thousands and thousands of protests!! The ladies give Mary-Margaret a hard time about her dad and want to blame her instead of her dad(who is like Kyle's mother, Sheila)