Jed Clampett's Shopping Center

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Man i laughed HARD At The Threes Company episode the other night. Jack, Janet and Terri were staying at Cindys Aunts Farm. Jack wanted to sleep next to the girls but they wouldnt let him so he goes across the room to sleep. Than Janet and Terri Hear him.

Jack: Janet...I Didnt know you were like that. Nibbilign at my ear.

Janet: What?

Jack: Than it must be Terri.

Terri: Jack?

Jack: Wait, If you guys are over their than whos...

Than you hear a Pig Squeel noise and Jack Jumps out of the hay, I Laughed so freakin hard. :rotflmao: LOL That was HILARIOUS :rotflmao:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Earlier this Morning a Man tryed to Kidnap a little Girl who was on her way to School down right down the street from me :eek: :(

She got away though. They found her in An Alley, she was Ok.

:eek: Glad she is Ok!!!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Earlier this Morning a Man tryed to Kidnap a little Girl who was on her way to School down right down the street from me :eek: :(

She got away though. They found her in An Alley, she was Ok. :eek: :( Well thats good she's ok!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
awesome:lol:

you think henry would mind being kidnapped?
Nah! Im sure he would want more excitment....:lol:

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Earlier this Morning a Man tryed to Kidnap a little Girl who was on her way to School down right down the street from me :eek: :(

She got away though. They found her in An Alley, she was Ok.

:( damn.

people really suck....were talking kidnapping, me and kels, but we'd be really very extra nice to our prisoners....right kels?:lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

My house is being invaded By bugs...First Ants...Then Nats...Then Spiders...Now Bees! :grr:

My Mom got stung under her Arm today :grr:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
:( damn.

people really suck....were talking kidnapping, me and kels, but we'd be really very extra nice to our prisoners....right kels?:lol: You bet!:lol: But that was worse then what we are doing :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:eek: Glad she is Ok!!! Ditto!!!!!:eek:

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Nah! Im sure he would want more excitment....:lol:

and thats EX_AC_TE_LY what he'd be getting:lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by TheFonz
My house is being invaded By bugs...First Ants...Then Nats...Then Spiders...Now Bees! :grr:

My Mom got stung under her Arm today :grr:
There was bees in my garage a month ago! I remember that was one of the first things I told u guys about :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by TheFonz
My house is being invaded By bugs...First Ants...Then Nats...Then Spiders...Now Bees! :grr:

My Mom got stung under her Arm today :grr:

:(

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
and thats EX_AC_TE_LY what he'd be getting:lol:
:lol: I bet so!
28th Place! Im getting there!!!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:lol: I bet so!
28th Place! Im getting there!!! Congrats!!!!!! party:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
There was bees in my garage a month ago! I remember that was one of the first things I told u guys about :lol: LOL That was a great day at SO.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
Congrats!!!!!! party:
THANKS!!! I cant wait until im the top 10 I bet I'll be there in 5 months! :rofl:

[The Modfather]

http://www.liketelevision.com/web1/movies/santamart/santamart211p.gif


THE WORST FLIM EVER!!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.liketelevision.com/web1/movies/santamart/santamart211p.gif


THE WORST FLIM EVER!! :lol:

[The Modfather]

http://membres.lycos.fr/starmars/santa/santa_02.jpg

:rofl:

[The Modfather]

http://www.art-posters.net/posters/newart/xmas3753.jpg

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.liketelevision.com/web1/movies/santamart/santamart211p.gif


THE WORST FLIM EVER!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH NOT THE CHRISTMAS GIGLI!!!!!!!!

;)

[[-Kelsey-]]

Strangness!:lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83277
:rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
THANKS!!! I cant wait until im the top 10 I bet I'll be there in 5 months! :rofl: Youre welcome!!!!!! :D and yeah I think so :rotlfmao:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?s=&threadid=83277
:rofl: :rotflmao:

[[-Kelsey-]]

I Love Lucas!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
I Love Lucas!

This is the best news ever!!!!!! I've been waiting for this day for weeks! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU KELS!!!!!!!!!!! :biglove:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Strangness!:lol: :lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
This is the best news ever!!!!!! I've been waiting for this day for weeks! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU KELS!!!!!!!!!!! :biglove:
OMG!!! :rofl:
J/K Lucas sorry to break your heart!:lol:

[YoliUSA]

Hi everybody! :wave:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
OMG!!! :rofl:
J/K Lucas sorry to break your heart!:lol:

NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU KELSEY THANKS FOR RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave:

Hi Yoli!

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
This is the best news ever!!!!!! I've been waiting for this day for weeks! I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU KELS!!!!!!!!!!! :biglove:
Wow you leave for an hour and you Miss it ALL. :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU KELSEY THANKS FOR RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm not joking I'm really Balling my Eye's out over here. :crying:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE YOU KELSEY THANKS FOR RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT???? WHAT DID I DO IM SORRY LUCAS :crying:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave:
:wave:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Wow you leave for an hour and you Miss it ALL. :lol:

Oh now look whos here :rolleyes:



Sorry Chad, caught me at a bad time :cuss:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Oh now look whos here :rolleyes:



Sorry Chad, caught me at a bad time :cuss:
WHATWHY DO U HATE ME???I'm lovable!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
WHATWHY DO U HATE ME???I'm lovable!

Cause you don't love me:(:(:(

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://membres.lycos.fr/starmars/santa/santa_02.jpg

:rofl:

Thats nothing, You oughta see this Mexican Movie i seen Once where Santa Claus looked like Jesus and Fought Robots. LOL

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave: Hey Yoli!:wave:



New amIright parody today, and I wrote a new one that I submitted today

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Oh now look whos here :rolleyes:



Sorry Chad, caught me at a bad time :cuss:

So Now He has a problem with ME.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Cause you don't love me:(:(:( But I dont even know you :p I was just joking

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
Hi everybody! :wave:
wanna play our kidnapping game tonight? you can have donny:lol:

[The Modfather]

This is so Sad.

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
So Now He has a problem with ME.

Nah, I'm just bugging yall. Me and Kelsey are planning it on Msn :lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
So Now He has a problem with ME. I wonder whats up with Lucas anyways!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Thats nothing, You oughta see this Mexican Movie i seen Once where Santa Claus looked like Jesus and Fought Robots. LOL

:rofl:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Nah, I'm just bugging yall. Me and Kelsey are planning it on Msn :lol:
PFFT!!! was not!:mad:
:rofl:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
wanna play our kidnapping game tonight? you can have donny:lol:
:nod: :lol:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Nah, I'm just bugging yall. Me and Kelsey are planning it on Msn :lol:

Thought so. Nobody goes that Crazy over stuff like that...

*Thinks about What could happen if he gets turned down by *******

Well Ok maybe they do. :lol:

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
wanna play our kidnapping game tonight? you can have donny:lol:

yeah!! :woohoo:

[C Doody]

If i cant be Skipper fpr Halloween i think Ill be a Cowboy.

I Hate westerns but i wanna dress like one. :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Thought so. Nobody goes that Crazy over stuff like that...

*Thinks about What could happen if he gets turned down by *******

Well Ok maybe they do. :lol:

:rofl:




:nonono: This couldn't happien in our Town!!!



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars6.jpg

[Cactus Jack]

Here's my new paordy, warning it may make ya hungry :lol:

Ice Cream
( parody of “Daydream” by The Lovin Spoonful )


What a day for some ice cream
What a day for an ice cream bowl
And Ill be havin some ice cream, till Im frozen from head to toe


Even if I had the chocolate kind, I might even have the vanilla one
I might have strawberry, or maybe some Neapolitan
It’s a day for some ice cream
Been thinking ‘bout it since I woke up today
I wont heat up my ice cream
Cause the weather is really hot today
And even if I topped it with whipped cream
Maybe with chocolate syrup and a cherry on top
However I have it, it will be alright
Ill have it right now, and its just great
Well, I just ate it out of a bowl
And now Im frozen from head to toe

And I can assure you it tasted great
And have it in a bowl and not on a plate
Later for dinner Ill heat and eat some hot dogs
Or I will we frozen for a thousand

Well I just had that ice cream
I had it in a little bowl
And I just ate up that ice cream then I was frozen from head to toe

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Thats nothing, You oughta see this Mexican Movie i seen Once where Santa Claus looked like Jesus and Fought Robots. LOL In my movie Santa Clauds is taking a trip around the north pole to vist all his friends like this cat who talked werid :eek: Also There is this Wizard who wants to destroy the north pole while SC is away :rofl: And he gets destroyed by a cat strange story.

[The Modfather]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars4.jpg

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
yeah!! :woohoo:

alrighT!

Donny, MJF, Henry and Anson better get ready for some wild kidnapping lol:lol:

[C Doody]

Life would be so much better if we all had themesongs. :grr:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl:




:nonono: This couldn't happien in our Town!!!



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars6.jpg No!!!!!!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Thought so. Nobody goes that Crazy over stuff like that...

*Thinks about What could happen if he gets turned down by *******

Well Ok maybe they do. :lol:
Yeah :( Just think of the sad possibiltes of real life crushes.

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
In my movie Santa Clauds is taking a trip around the north pole to vist all his friends like this cat who talked werid :eek: Also There is this Wizard who wants to destroy the north pole while SC is away :rofl: And he gets destroyed by a cat strange story.

Dont even get me started on Hulk Hogan's 'Santa With Muscles"

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
Here's my new paordy, warning it may make ya hungry :lol:

Ice Cream
( parody of “Daydream” by The Lovin Spoonful )


What a day for some ice cream
What a day for an ice cream bowl
And Ill be havin some ice cream, till Im frozen from head to toe


Even if I had the chocolate kind, I might even have the vanilla one
I might have strawberry, or maybe some Neapolitan
It’s a day for some ice cream
Been thinking ‘bout it since I woke up today
I wont heat up my ice cream
Cause the weather is really hot today
And even if I topped it with whipped cream
Maybe with chocolate syrup and a cherry on top
However I have it, it will be alright
Ill have it right now, and its just great
Well, I just ate it out of a bowl
And now Im frozen from head to toe

And I can assure you it tasted great
And have it in a bowl and not on a plate
Later for dinner Ill heat and eat some hot dogs
Or I will we frozen for a thousand

Well I just had that ice cream
I had it in a little bowl
And I just ate up that ice cream then I was frozen from head to toe :rofl:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
If i cant be Skipper fpr Halloween i think Ill be a Cowboy.

I Hate westerns but i wanna dress like one. :lol: Dress up as Marty cowboy :D

And Jack Im hungry!:lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
alrighT!

Donny, MJF, Henry and Anson better get ready for some wild kidnapping lol:lol: And of course RDA for MG

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
:rofl: :D

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
alrighT!

Donny, MJF, Henry and Anson better get ready for some wild kidnapping lol:lol:

:nod:

[The Modfather]

OMG Go down and click on video it's 30 secs it's great! Jack you'll see what I meen!



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont even get me started on Hulk Hogan's 'Santa With Muscles"

Ugh, I know!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont even get me started on Hulk Hogan's 'Santa With Muscles"
:eek: I also have a cartoon which Santa is the color red like even his face is red :eek: and he smokes a cigar to decorate the chrstmas tree :eek:and has a glass of wine. A KIDS CARTOON O.O

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:eek: I also have a cartoon which Santa is the color red like even his face is red :eek: and he smokes a cigar to decorate the chrstmas tree :eek:and has a glass of wine. A KIDS CARTOON O.O

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:eek: I also have a cartoon which Santa is the color red like even his face is red :eek: and he smokes a cigar to decorate the chrstmas tree :eek:and has a glass of wine. A KIDS CARTOON O.O

LOL

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Dress up as Marty cowboy :D

And Jack Im hungry!:lol: :lol: :D

[The Modfather]

Any one watch the Video? :rofl:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:lol: :D

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/

Jack watch the Video! It shows you how bad it is in 30 secs!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
OMG Go down and click on video it's 30 secs it's great! Jack you'll see what I meen!



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/ Omg... :rotflmao:



One barfbag for Gigli, the other for that movie

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
LOL
:rofl: There is an german cartoon and they dont even makes the mouths move right!!!!:rofl:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
Omg... :rotflmao:



One barfbag for Gigli, the other for that movie

:D

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Any one watch the Video? :rofl: THATS A MOVIE?!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK?
Santa says Eh like I do :rofl:
Canadian movie :rofl:
Those kids are retards!

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
Omg... :rotflmao:



One barfbag for Gigli, the other for that movie

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
Omg... :rotflmao:



One barfbag for Gigli, the other for that movie

Dont forget Spiceworld.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Santa talks friggin Canadian :rofl:

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
THATS A MOVIE?!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK?
Santa says Eh like I do :rofl:
Canadian movie :rofl:
Those kids are retards!

:lol:

[The Modfather]

Oh MAMA :biglove:


http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slavegirls/slavegirls1.jpg

[BlueEyes]

Im back, but i'll probably have to go soon for dinner, and then i'm gonna watch the Braves game :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Santa talks friggin Canadian :rofl:

I know! I'm Canadian also :grr:

[YoliUSA]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Dont forget Spiceworld.

:nod: :barf:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by BlueEyes
Im back, but i'll probably have to go soon for dinner, and then i'm gonna watch the Braves game :lol: :wave:
Martian: "Where are you going?"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Martian: "Can't you say anything else, but 'ho, ho, ho?'"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho."
WHAT THE HECK???THATS NOT FUNNY! Did they make this movie terrible on purpose?

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
I know! I'm Canadian also :grr: Same here but he talkes like he is making fun of Canadians :grr:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:wave:
Martian: "Where are you going?"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Martian: "Can't you say anything else, but 'ho, ho, ho?'"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho."
WHAT THE HECK???THATS NOT FUNNY! Did they make this movie terrible on purpose?

Sadly NO!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Sadly NO!
:eek:
Betty: "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
Martian: "Those are our antenna."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"
The Martians dont even look like martians just people in costumes like a play Werid!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:wave:
Martian: "Where are you going?"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Martian: "Can't you say anything else, but 'ho, ho, ho?'"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho."
WHAT THE HECK???THATS NOT FUNNY! Did they make this movie terrible on purpose?

Another Crapy Quote


Betty: "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
Martian: "Those are our antenna."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"

:rofl: Funniest freaking thing EVER! NOT!!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:eek:
Betty: "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
Martian: "Those are our antenna."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"
The Martians dont even look like martians just people in costumes like a play Werid!

You took my Quote:p

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Another Crapy Quote


Betty: "What are those funny things sticking out of your head?"
Martian: "Those are our antenna."
Betty: "Are you a television set?"

:rofl: Funniest freaking thing EVER! NOT!!
We think too much alike Lucas its scary!:lol:

[The Modfather]

6 mins - Why is the snow on that guy not melting?
13 mins - Septober? What sort of a goofy hybrid month?
20 mins - Paper towel tubes used as part of a radar array. (These guys were so broke.)
30 mins - You two kids are going to freeze to death; I am actually happy about this.
34 mins - Oh no! It's some guy dressed in a polar bear suit!
50 mins - They are going to escape the airlock via a duct?
57 mins - Some big guy who laughs insanely would not put me at ease, I'd run...
66 mins - These morons cannot tell the difference between Santa and Dropo in a red suit?


:rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
:rofl: :D

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
We think too much alike Lucas its scary!:lol:

I know :cool:

[[-Kelsey-]]

These morons cannot tell the difference between Santa and Dropo in a red suit?
:eek: they are morons!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
6 mins - Why is the snow on that guy not melting?
13 mins - Septober? What sort of a goofy hybrid month?
20 mins - Paper towel tubes used as part of a radar array. (These guys were so broke.)
30 mins - You two kids are going to freeze to death; I am actually happy about this.
34 mins - Oh no! It's some guy dressed in a polar bear suit!
50 mins - They are going to escape the airlock via a duct?
57 mins - Some big guy who laughs insanely would not put me at ease, I'd run...
66 mins - These morons cannot tell the difference between Santa and Dropo in a red suit?


:rofl:
:rofl: We did it again!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
:nod: :barf: Ditto




Dont forget The Invasion of John Boy's Mole, wait thats actually a GOOD movie


;)

[The Modfather]

There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."
Santa has a reindeer named "Nixon."
Eating a hamburger in the shape of a pill is unappetizing.
Saturn is clearly visible from Mars, appearing about the same size as our moon does to us.
Ponderous B-52 bombers are scrambled to intercept UFOs.
Santa would never make it as a stand up comic.
Getting fat takes time.
Even Martian guys stuff their pants.
Four kids using ping-pong balls and soap bubbles can take on one grown man who is armed with a disintegration ray.


:rofl: Nixon???

[[-Kelsey-]]

There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."

:eek: SERIOUSLY?!
:rofl:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:rofl: We did it again!

:eek3: LOL

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."

:eek: SERIOUSLY?!
:rofl:

WE DID IT AGIAN!!!!!!!!!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.jpg

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
THATS A MOVIE?!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK?
Santa says Eh like I do :rofl:
Canadian movie :rofl:
Those kids are retards! :lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."
Santa has a reindeer named "Nixon."
Eating a hamburger in the shape of a pill is unappetizing.
Saturn is clearly visible from Mars, appearing about the same size as our moon does to us.
Ponderous B-52 bombers are scrambled to intercept UFOs.
Santa would never make it as a stand up comic.
Getting fat takes time.
Even Martian guys stuff their pants.
Four kids using ping-pong balls and soap bubbles can take on one grown man who is armed with a disintegration ray.


:rofl: Nixon???
Santa is a moron in this film
Fake::santa: Real::santa2:
:rofl:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
WE DID IT AGIAN!!!!!!!!!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.jpg
LOL!! Ok Im not coping no more stuff from this site!:lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
WE DID IT AGIAN!!!!!!!!!

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars5.jpg :lol:




Ok, you loved my Gigli jokes, you loved my John Boy's mole jokes now for ..... SANTA AND THE MARTIANS JOKES!!!!!

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."
Santa has a reindeer named "Nixon."
Eating a hamburger in the shape of a pill is unappetizing.
Saturn is clearly visible from Mars, appearing about the same size as our moon does to us.
Ponderous B-52 bombers are scrambled to intercept UFOs.
Santa would never make it as a stand up comic.
Getting fat takes time.
Even Martian guys stuff their pants.
Four kids using ping-pong balls and soap bubbles can take on one grown man who is armed with a disintegration ray.


:rofl: Nixon???

I Am Not A Crook!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Santa is a moron in this film
Fake::santa: Real::santa2:
:rofl:

:rofl:



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars1.jpg

Ho ho ho, I'm getting Kidnapped and I don't care lets have a Smoke on me!

:rofl: Like my Line Change to that movie?

[BlueEyes]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:wave:
Martian: "Where are you going?"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho!"
Martian: "Can't you say anything else, but 'ho, ho, ho?'"
Dropo: "Ho, ho, ho."
WHAT THE HECK???THATS NOT FUNNY! Did they make this movie terrible on purpose?

I agree! :eek:

[[-Kelsey-]]

(ken@jabootu.com) On: 12 - 24 - 1999

I'm sorry to disagree with my esteamed colleage, but the Mexican "Santa Claus" is by far worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Perhaps he hasn't seen this brillaint film, in which case I'll be glad to play it with him next month when he comes in to B-Fest. SCtM has a much better theme song, though.


HEY LOOK CHAD SOMEONE HAS SEEN YOUR MOVIE!!
:eek:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:lol:




Ok, you loved my Gigli jokes, you loved my John Boy's mole jokes now for ..... SANTA AND THE MARTIANS JOKES!!!!!

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
(ken@jabootu.com) On: 12 - 24 - 1999

I'm sorry to disagree with my esteamed colleage, but the Mexican "Santa Claus" is by far worse than Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Perhaps he hasn't seen this brillaint film, in which case I'll be glad to play it with him next month when he comes in to B-Fest. SCtM has a much better theme song, though.


HEY LOOK CHAD SOMEONE HAS SEEN YOUR MOVIE!!
:eek:

LOL

[YoliUSA]

I have to go now:( . Ill try to be back on later :bye:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Am Not A Crook!

LOL

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl:



http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars1.jpg

Ho ho ho, I'm getting Kidnapped and I don't care lets have a Smoke on me!

:rofl: Like my Line Change to that movie?
:rofl: Then the kids shoot water at the martian :rofl:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
I have to go now:( . Ill try to be back on later :bye:

Bye!!!!!!


BRB In 10 mins.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by BlueEyes
I agree! :eek: :nod: Too scary O.o

[C Doody]

Heres a picture from the Mexican one.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
There are worse Christmas songs than "Jingle Bells."
Santa has a reindeer named "Nixon."
Eating a hamburger in the shape of a pill is unappetizing.
Saturn is clearly visible from Mars, appearing about the same size as our moon does to us.
Ponderous B-52 bombers are scrambled to intercept UFOs.
Santa would never make it as a stand up comic.
Getting fat takes time.
Even Martian guys stuff their pants.
Four kids using ping-pong balls and soap bubbles can take on one grown man who is armed with a disintegration ray.


:rofl: Nixon??? What.......? :rotflmao:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by YoliUSA
I have to go now:( . Ill try to be back on later :bye: :bye:
:lol: to Jack
Santa Claus and those green people suit jokes :rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Heres a picture from the Mexican one.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl: :D









:( Bye Yoli! :bye:

[C Doody]

:lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Heres a picture from the Mexican one.
:eyes2: :rofl: Looks bad so far!:eek:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
:lol:

[C Doody]

.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
:lol:
That looks like the wizard in my movie! :rofl:

[C Doody]

..

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
LOL

[C Doody]

...

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
...
That movie is freaky!

[C Doody]

......

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
:bye:
:lol: to Jack
Santa Claus and those green people suit jokes :rofl: :lol:



Santa and the Martians?!?!?!?!?!?!? More like Santa and the Barf-tians

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
......
:rofl:

[The Modfather]

Back.

[C Doody]

LOL

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
... LOL...Whats with all the talk about Mexican Santa Movies? :lol: :confused:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:lol:



Santa and the Martians?!?!?!?!?!?!? More like Santa and the Barf-tians
Ok Im laughing like nuts here about Chad's pics and that joke :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
That movie is freaky! Ditto

[C Doody]

ghh

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Ok Im laughing like nuts here about Chad's pics and that joke :rofl: :D tHanks!!!!!!! "D

[The Modfather]

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
ghh

Thats the movies VILLAN.

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
ghh
-hides- Mexican Movie is scary im going to have nightmares now :eek:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
ghh LOL!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
ghh LOL!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Santa looks like Jesus?
How do they know what he looks like?
Werid...

[The Modfather]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

I want to make it say "I'm The Fonz hug me"

I own this movie too, VERY BAD!!!!!!!!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl: :D Did ya see my joke?

Santa and the Martians?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? more like Santa and the Barf-tians

[Stormtracker TF]

Did anyone watch the ET Special about John Ritter? Man its so sad when Henry talks about John then Just breaks down to tears. :(

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
ghh

*Shudders*

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

I want to make it say "I'm The Fonz hug me"

I own this movie too, VERY BAD!!!!!!!!


LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Everybody loves a clown, BUT NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

I want to make it say "I'm The Fonz hug me"

I own this movie too, VERY BAD!!!!!!!! :grr: :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:D Did ya see my joke?

Santa and the Martians?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? more like Santa and the Barf-tians

Yeah! :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Yeah! :lol: :lol: :D

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Everybody loves a clown, BUT NOT THAT ONE!!!!!!!

That would make a good Rip-off of that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

I want to make it say "I'm The Fonz hug me"

I own this movie too, VERY BAD!!!!!!!!
CLOWNS? TTHEY SCARE THE HECK OUT OF ME AHHH!!! Im freaked out now

[The Modfather]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars2.jpg

WHA?

[C Doody]

Before you read on, this movie has nothing to do with wrestling. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of what is arguably the second worst Christmas movie ever made, right behind Santa with Muscles. Ok, maybe not RIGHT behind SWM, but this Mexican epic from the 1960's will have you laughing, crying, and wondering exactly what was in the refried beans during the production of Santa Claus.



Perhaps there was some translation problem. Or maybe I, as an American citizen (and not being criminally insane), was just woefully uninformed. Suffice to say, I learned a lot about the Jolly Old Fat Man from this movie. Among the most interesting items:

Santa doesn't live at the north pole. He actually resides in a castle in outer space.

It appears that the filmmakers felt that Santa is indeed a God-like figure, along the lines of Jesus himself. He has many super powers that beyond belief, which will be discussed below.



Santa's next door, errr, next cloud neighbor is of course Merlin the Magician!

Santa's reindeer aren't reindeer at all _ instead, they are mechanical beasts that he winds up with a big silver key. They turn to dust if they are hit by sunlight. They also laugh in a very strange, very evil manner.



Santa also has a wide range of surveillance equipment to spy on children and thus decide who is naughty and who is nice. Among the equipment is a big ear in a fan casing and an eyeball in a piece of plastic tubing.

Santa has a "flower for disappearing" that allows him to become invisible, as well as a parasol that helps him to float around the earth very, VERY slowly.

Additionally, he has "magic sleeping dust" that puts children to sleep.



Santa constantly fights the devil's assistant, Mr. Pitch.

Children are tempted by Mr. Pitch to do all kinds of nasty things. However, the devil's pal can only get three bratty (and equally stupid) kids to do his bidding.

Fortunately, some children have a better idea of what to do.



I'd tell you more, but I'd hate to give away the super secret ending where Santa gets chased up a tree by a sadistic dog. Suffice to say, if you have a chance to catch this abomination this holiday season, be sure to check it out!




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Evil mechanical Reindeer laughs in evil, mechanical way.




QUOTES FROM MOVIE
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Nice little Mexican girl Lupita: "Mommy, what is Christmas good for?"

Sad Mexican Mother: "Well, to remind us many years ago that Christ (I think, though she kinda slurs it and it sounds more like "Craig", who might be some kind of Mexican super diety...by this time, I was so confused by the movie and the heirarchy of Mexican religion (wherein Santa was seemingly at the top of the list), I wouldn't be surprised if it was "Craig"...anyway, where was I?) was born many years ago and he was even poorer than we are. He was born in a bed of straw."

Lupita: "I already asked Santa Claus for two pretty dollies. If he brings two, I'll give one to little Jesus."

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
CLOWNS? TTHEY SCARE THE HECK OUT OF ME AHHH!!! Im freaked out now

:lol:

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Did anyone watch the ET Special about John Ritter? Man its so sad when Henry talks about John then Just breaks down to tears. :(

Im not emotional but I think I'd cry if I saw henry cry...poor thing

[Stormtracker TF]

http://movieweb.com/movie/waterboy/cod.jpg

[Cactus Jack]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars1.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! IM SNATA CLAUS SMOKING A PIPE BY AT TREE BUT NO ONE WILL CARE BECAUSE THEY CNAT SEE ME BECAUSE THEYRE ASLEEP!!!!!! *Snata starts laughing like an evi l man

[BlueEyes]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns6.jpg

I want to make it say "I'm The Fonz hug me"

I own this movie too, VERY BAD!!!!!!!!

that clown scares me :eek:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
That would make a good Rip-off of that song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!

[The Modfather]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars7.jpg

Santa: Well kid's, I'm a Creep

Kids: Mommy said to stay away from people like you...

Santa: Want some Candy?

I use to think Santa was a stranger:p So I wouldn't sat on his Lap:rofl:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Before you read on, this movie has nothing to do with wrestling. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of what is arguably the second worst Christmas movie ever made, right behind Santa with Muscles. Ok, maybe not RIGHT behind SWM, but this Mexican epic from the 1960's will have you laughing, crying, and wondering exactly what was in the refried beans during the production of Santa Claus.



Perhaps there was some translation problem. Or maybe I, as an American citizen (and not being criminally insane), was just woefully uninformed. Suffice to say, I learned a lot about the Jolly Old Fat Man from this movie. Among the most interesting items:

Santa doesn't live at the north pole. He actually resides in a castle in outer space.

It appears that the filmmakers felt that Santa is indeed a God-like figure, along the lines of Jesus himself. He has many super powers that beyond belief, which will be discussed below.



Santa's next door, errr, next cloud neighbor is of course Merlin the Magician!

Santa's reindeer aren't reindeer at all _ instead, they are mechanical beasts that he winds up with a big silver key. They turn to dust if they are hit by sunlight. They also laugh in a very strange, very evil manner.



Santa also has a wide range of surveillance equipment to spy on children and thus decide who is naughty and who is nice. Among the equipment is a big ear in a fan casing and an eyeball in a piece of plastic tubing.

Santa has a "flower for disappearing" that allows him to become invisible, as well as a parasol that helps him to float around the earth very, VERY slowly.

Additionally, he has "magic sleeping dust" that puts children to sleep.



Santa constantly fights the devil's assistant, Mr. Pitch.

Children are tempted by Mr. Pitch to do all kinds of nasty things. However, the devil's pal can only get three bratty (and equally stupid) kids to do his bidding.

Fortunately, some children have a better idea of what to do.



I'd tell you more, but I'd hate to give away the super secret ending where Santa gets chased up a tree by a sadistic dog. Suffice to say, if you have a chance to catch this abomination this holiday season, be sure to check it out!




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Evil mechanical Reindeer laughs in evil, mechanical way.




QUOTES FROM MOVIE
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Nice little Mexican girl Lupita: "Mommy, what is Christmas good for?"

Sad Mexican Mother: "Well, to remind us many years ago that Christ (I think, though she kinda slurs it and it sounds more like "Craig", who might be some kind of Mexican super diety...by this time, I was so confused by the movie and the heirarchy of Mexican religion (wherein Santa was seemingly at the top of the list), I wouldn't be surprised if it was "Craig"...anyway, where was I?) was born many years ago and he was even poorer than we are. He was born in a bed of straw."

Lupita: "I already asked Santa Claus for two pretty dollies. If he brings two, I'll give one to little Jesus."
That is very racy.:eek:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars1.jpg

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! IM SNATA CLAUS SMOKING A PIPE BY AT TREE BUT NO ONE WILL CARE BECAUSE THEY CNAT SEE ME BECAUSE THEYRE ASLEEP!!!!!! *Snata starts laughing like an evi l man

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars7.jpg

Santa: Well kid's, I'm a Creep

Kids: Mommy said to stay away from people like you...

Santa: Want some Candy?

I use to think Santa was a stranger:p So I wouldn't sleep on his Lap:rofl:

Ive never slept on Santas lap either Lucas. :grr:

[The Modfather]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars3.jpg


:lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl: :D

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Ive never slept on Santas lap either Lucas. :grr:

Oops :rofl: I'm really laughing..

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by TheFonz
http://movieweb.com/movie/waterboy/cod.jpg


that pic is SO adorable TF!:lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Before you read on, this movie has nothing to do with wrestling. I just thought you guys might get a kick out of what is arguably the second worst Christmas movie ever made, right behind Santa with Muscles. Ok, maybe not RIGHT behind SWM, but this Mexican epic from the 1960's will have you laughing, crying, and wondering exactly what was in the refried beans during the production of Santa Claus.



Perhaps there was some translation problem. Or maybe I, as an American citizen (and not being criminally insane), was just woefully uninformed. Suffice to say, I learned a lot about the Jolly Old Fat Man from this movie. Among the most interesting items:

Santa doesn't live at the north pole. He actually resides in a castle in outer space.

It appears that the filmmakers felt that Santa is indeed a God-like figure, along the lines of Jesus himself. He has many super powers that beyond belief, which will be discussed below.



Santa's next door, errr, next cloud neighbor is of course Merlin the Magician!

Santa's reindeer aren't reindeer at all _ instead, they are mechanical beasts that he winds up with a big silver key. They turn to dust if they are hit by sunlight. They also laugh in a very strange, very evil manner.



Santa also has a wide range of surveillance equipment to spy on children and thus decide who is naughty and who is nice. Among the equipment is a big ear in a fan casing and an eyeball in a piece of plastic tubing.

Santa has a "flower for disappearing" that allows him to become invisible, as well as a parasol that helps him to float around the earth very, VERY slowly.

Additionally, he has "magic sleeping dust" that puts children to sleep.



Santa constantly fights the devil's assistant, Mr. Pitch.

Children are tempted by Mr. Pitch to do all kinds of nasty things. However, the devil's pal can only get three bratty (and equally stupid) kids to do his bidding.

Fortunately, some children have a better idea of what to do.



I'd tell you more, but I'd hate to give away the super secret ending where Santa gets chased up a tree by a sadistic dog. Suffice to say, if you have a chance to catch this abomination this holiday season, be sure to check it out!




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Evil mechanical Reindeer laughs in evil, mechanical way.




QUOTES FROM MOVIE
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------


- Nice little Mexican girl Lupita: "Mommy, what is Christmas good for?"

Sad Mexican Mother: "Well, to remind us many years ago that Christ (I think, though she kinda slurs it and it sounds more like "Craig", who might be some kind of Mexican super diety...by this time, I was so confused by the movie and the heirarchy of Mexican religion (wherein Santa was seemingly at the top of the list), I wouldn't be surprised if it was "Craig"...anyway, where was I?) was born many years ago and he was even poorer than we are. He was born in a bed of straw."

Lupita: "I already asked Santa Claus for two pretty dollies. If he brings two, I'll give one to little Jesus." :rotflmao: :confused: :grr:

[The Modfather]

http://www.thedentons.org/michael/120900/santa.jpg

Look at Santa's face it's like


*Thinking to himself*

Santa: Ugh, get this kid off me! :rolleyes:

[[-Kelsey-]]

-laughs like nuts at all the jokes-
Ok maybe we should save some for Christmas? :lol:
My movies: The Special CHRSITMAS VISIT(which has the red santa that drinks and smokes and that german cartoon) and Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer(the wizard one and a song that plays You Great Big Beautiful and has girls and boys sing different parts which is werid because they make the boys say Honey Please something like that and make girls sounds like weaklings)

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
That is very racy.:eek: I agree. :grr:

[Cactus Jack]

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars3.jpg


Kid #1 : Why are we in this bad movie?

Kid #2 : Cuase the director aksed us to be in it before we read the script


Kid #1 : Oh, Im confused

Kid #2 : So am I


Kid #1 : I havent seen this bad of a movie since......... since....... I mean WE'RE MARTIANS!!!!!!! SINCE WHEN DOES SANTA HAVE MARTIANS?!?!?!?!?!?

Kid #2 : Since we started making this movie

Kid #1 : Oh, yeah well, we shouldnt have asked to be in thism movie is aliens

Kid #2 : Come on, lets get barfbags from the concession stand

Kid #1 : Yeah

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
-laughs like nuts at all the jokes-
Ok maybe we should save some for Christmas? :lol:
My movies: The Special CHRSITMAS VISIT(which has the red santa that drinks and smokes and that german cartoon) and Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer(the wizard one and a song that plays You Great Big Beautiful and has girls and boys sing different parts which is werid because they make the boys say Honey Please something like that and make girls sounds like weaklings)

It's Christmas over here at the HD board... Merry X- Mas every one!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars3.jpg


Kid #1 : Why are we in this bad movie?

Kid #2 : Cuase the director aksed us to be in it before we read the script


Kid #1 : Oh, Im confused

Kid #2 : So am I


Kid #1 : I havent seen this bad of a movie since......... since....... I mean WE'RE MARTIANS!!!!!!! SINCE WHEN DOES SANTA HAVE MARTIANS?!?!?!?!?!?

Kid #2 : Since we started making this movie

Kid #1 : Oh, yeah well, we shouldnt have asked to be in thism movie is aliens

Kid #2 : Come on, lets get barfbags from the concession stand

Kid #1 : Yeah

:rofl:

[C Doody]

Hey Lucas i bet My Movie is so totaly worse than yours! :lol:

I Mean My Santa lives in a freakin Casle in Outer space and has evil Robot Reindeer, And Saves Mexico from Satan!!!

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
It's Christmas over here at the HD board... Merry X- Mas every one!

http://www.music.iastate.edu/carillon/pix/christmas.jpeg

*Start's singing Christmas Carol's*

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Hey Lucas i bet My Movie is so totaly worse than yours! :lol:

I Mean My Santa lives in a freakin Casle in Outer space and has evil Robot Reindeer, And Saves Mexico from Satan!!!

You Win:(

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by TheFonz
I agree. :grr: :nod: Its terrible I hope little kids never saw that :eek: or I wonder if it ever went on DVD :eek3:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars3.jpg


Kid #1 : Why are we in this bad movie?

Kid #2 : Cuase the director aksed us to be in it before we read the script


Kid #1 : Oh, Im confused

Kid #2 : So am I


Kid #1 : I havent seen this bad of a movie since......... since....... I mean WE'RE MARTIANS!!!!!!! SINCE WHEN DOES SANTA HAVE MARTIANS?!?!?!?!?!?

Kid #2 : Since we started making this movie

Kid #1 : Oh, yeah well, we shouldnt have asked to be in thism movie is aliens

Kid #2 : Come on, lets get barfbags from the concession stand

Kid #1 : Yeah THOSE POOR CHILDREN!!! :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

http://www.thedentons.org/michael/120900/santa.jpg


Santa : GEEZ , hwy am I sitting here, GET THIS KID OFF ME!

Kid : Ahhh this is scary

Santa : :grr:

Kid : Mommy , let's go to another Santa sure


Mom : Sure

Santa : Oh this is great, the kid's gone, now i can sleep ( Santa goes to sleep, and snores like The tHree Stooges really loud while droolmig with a beer in his hand )

[fonz-a-mundo]

Hey TF, do you have a lot of henry pics??

Feel free to post some:D

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.music.iastate.edu/carillon/pix/christmas.jpeg

*Start's singing Christmas Carol's* LOL Didnt i post that exact picture last year at Christmas? :lol:

So what exactly compelled you guys to talk about Cheapo Santa Movies? :lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Hey Lucas i bet My Movie is so totaly worse than yours! :lol:

I Mean My Santa lives in a freakin Casle in Outer space and has evil Robot Reindeer, And Saves Mexico from Satan!!!
I bet my movies are the 3rd worse! The Mexico and the Martian one beat mine but Im for sure mine is 3rd worse O.O back then Christmas sure was evil...

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
:rofl: :D

[C Doody]

You Know...If you put a Red hat On :grr: Youd have one awesome Santa Smiley.

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by fonz-a-mundo
Hey TF, do you have a lot of henry pics??

Feel free to post some:D No right now. Im on my new Laptop so it doesnt have anything on it :lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by TheFonz
LOL Didnt i post that exact picture last year at Christmas? :lol:

So what exactly compelled you guys to talk about Cheapo Santa Movies? :lol:

No clue, I found it off Google


I don't know I just posted Some pics and we started talking about them:p

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by TheFonz
LOL Didnt i post that exact picture last year at Christmas? :lol:

So what exactly compelled you guys to talk about Cheapo Santa Movies? :lol: It was Lucas who brought it up! :lol:-laughs at Jack's Kid on santa joke-

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
You Know...If you put a Red hat On :grr: Youd have one awesome Santa Smiley. Yeah!

[[-Kelsey-]]

I got my terrible movies right here beside me too bad I couldnt show any pics! :( I havent found any!

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
You Know...If you put a Red hat On :grr: Youd have one awesome Santa Smiley. Sure would. Put a red hat on him and Colored his Coat red and it would be the greatest Santa Smiley ever :lol:

[C Doody]

Santa With Muscles comes In 4th. :grr:

[fonz-a-mundo]

Originally posted by TheFonz
No right now. Im on my new Laptop so it doesnt have anything on it :lol:

:(

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
You Know...If you put a Red hat On :grr: Youd have one awesome Santa Smiley.
:lol: MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM SO!!!! :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
It was Lucas who brought it up! :lol:-laughs at Jack's Kid on santa joke- :D









Lucas, did ya see the Kid on Santa joke

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
No clue, I found it off Google


I don't know I just posted Some pics and we started talking about them:p That explains it. Found it on Google too. :lol: :grr:

[Moonlight Lady]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/santamars/santamars3.jpg


Kid #1 : Why are we in this bad movie?

Kid #2 : Cuase the director aksed us to be in it before we read the script


Kid #1 : Oh, Im confused

Kid #2 : So am I


Kid #1 : I havent seen this bad of a movie since......... since....... I mean WE'RE MARTIANS!!!!!!! SINCE WHEN DOES SANTA HAVE MARTIANS?!?!?!?!?!?

Kid #2 : Since we started making this movie

Kid #1 : Oh, yeah well, we shouldnt have asked to be in thism movie is aliens

Kid #2 : Come on, lets get barfbags from the concession stand

Kid #1 : Yeah

:rofl:

That was funny!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Santa With Muscles comes In 4th. :grr:
Yeah:eek: i rather watch that movie then my movies :grr:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
Santa With Muscles comes In 4th. :grr:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.thedentons.org/michael/120900/santa.jpg


Santa : GEEZ , hwy am I sitting here, GET THIS KID OFF ME!

Kid : Ahhh this is scary

Santa : :grr:

Kid : Mommy , let's go to another Santa sure


Mom : Sure

Santa : Oh this is great, the kid's gone, now i can sleep ( Santa goes to sleep, and snores like The tHree Stooges really loud while droolmig with a beer in his hand ) :grr:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Chad Doody


:lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Angry Beavers? LOL I watch that show sometimes!:lol:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
http://www.thedentons.org/michael/120900/santa.jpg


Santa : GEEZ , hwy am I sitting here, GET THIS KID OFF ME!

Kid : Ahhh this is scary

Santa : :grr:

Kid : Mommy , let's go to another Santa sure


Mom : Sure

Santa : Oh this is great, the kid's gone, now i can sleep ( Santa goes to sleep, and snores like The tHree Stooges really loud while droolmig with a beer in his hand )

Sleeping Santa

[C Doody]

:D

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
Angry Beavers? LOL I watch that show sometimes!:lol: That show ruled :grr:

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
:rofl:

That was funny! :D Thanks!!!!!!!!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Sleeping Santa :rotflmao:

[C Doody]

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[The Modfather]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
:D









Lucas, did ya see the Kid on Santa joke

Yup, Commented on it too :p

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
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Can I make that my Avatar? LOL

[C Doody]

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[Moonlight Lady]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
http://www.thedentons.org/michael/120900/santa.jpg

Look at Santa's face it's like


*Thinking to himself*

Santa: Ugh, get this kid off me! :rolleyes:

either that or

*thinking to himself*

Santa: Oh Lord, only 1 more hour to go...God, I need a drink. :mad:

[C Doody]

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[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Can I make that my Avatar? LOL

Nuts, To big but NVM anyways.

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Yup, Commented on it too :p LOl thanks!

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Nuts, To big but NVM anyways.
I could resize it LOL!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
either that or

*thinking to himself*

Santa: Oh Lord, only 1 more hour to go...God, I need a drink. :mad: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Or

Santa : *thinking to himself* Only 1 more hour.............TILL I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!

[C Doody]

a

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
............ :lol:

[C Doody]

b

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
a
That guy looks familiar!

[Moonlight Lady]

Originally posted by King Istillgotit
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!


Or

Santa : *thinking to himself* Only 1 more hour.............TILL I CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!

:lol: yeah, really.

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
I could resize it LOL!

Nah

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
a Elf : Oh what a lovely light! Oh I need to rub my hands and make this face


;)

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Nah Oh ok lol

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
That guy looks familiar!

Hes Dana's dad in That 70's show.

[C Doody]

c

[FonzFan]

Hey everyone! I'm back, for now at least!

[C Doody]

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[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Katie_NY
:lol: yeah, really. :lol:

[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by Allen Snap Dragon
Hes Dana's dad in That 70's show. YEAH HE IS!!!! LOL!!! Donna's dad lol!

WHY ARE OLD THREADS COMING UP????ITS GETTING ANNOYING :cuss:

[The Modfather]

Originally posted by FonzFan
Hey everyone! I'm back, for now at least!

Hi we haven't met either Hi I'm Lucas!

[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by FonzFan
Hey everyone! I'm back, for now at least! Hey Jessica!:wave:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
c What The Heck? :lol:

[C Doody]

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[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by FonzFan
Hey everyone! I'm back, for now at least! I dont think we have ment! I'm Kelsey! :wave:

[C Doody]

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[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
e :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Stormtracker TF]

Originally posted by Kelsey Wolff
YEAH HE IS!!!! LOL!!! Donna's dad lol!

WHY ARE OLD THREADS COMING UP????ITS GETTING ANNOYING :cuss: Crystal is doing that :grr:

Atleast i think she is, shes the Moderator so id guess thats whos doing it :lol:

[C Doody]

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[Cactus Jack]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
f :lol:

[C Doody]

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[[-Kelsey-]]

Originally posted by TheFonz
Crystal is doing that :grr:

Atleast i think she is, shes the Moderator so id guess thats whos doing it :lol:
Ohhh :lol: Just I like it when there is only a few posts tho!