Spam subject lines - greatest hits

[Brad]

It's inevitable - most of us get it, no matter what we do to prevent it. But have you ever glanced at a subject line and chuckled? Let's get some good use out of them in this thread. I'll start. These are verbatim, copied and pasted from my inbox, and not altered in any way.

dlle your thingy sshrunk ?y
your malehood shouldn't suffer8
pics of Kobe Bryant's accuser wynecryc
Join the Pursuit of Coffee Perfection\
- Possibly you can vote for my amatory galleries? - Latest@Lel10EJ14on
You left your umbrella
My husband won't have a clue koecmrknwumtpqpy...
It's your money - Use it
Hows your work?
bahamamama
Piles of nakked people kyrugmc
How do you turn it on?

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Oh this sounds like fun!:lol: Lord knows Ive got tons!! I hate email therefor I rarely check it.

srrl+SSoft++Manhoood+NO No+z
hi svms :confused:


Meh, Ill have more tonite. I forgot I just deleted them an hour ago. :bonk: :cuss: Got rid of the best ones!

[Hollow]

"hot teen sluts suck horse :grr:" that just sounds so wrong.

[Truth]

I just looked for some real quick under the filing cabinent of old mails, here were a couple..



"Socks for Diabetics"
"I need someone to see my skirt"

[Hollow]

Last chance to collect your 5 dollars :) (FIVE DOLLARS i can find on the side of the road! this is a dream come true!)

Win a $1,000 Grocery Shopping Spree!

Do you hate Pop-Ups? (yep and i hate spam too :))

Code #34-23-29: Open this Safe and Unlock Your Riches

You'll probabaly just delete this, but...

[Truth]

I also get ones with the subject of them saying they reported me to my ISP lol...

[Georgia's on my Mind]

here are the latest

From Subject Date Size
really look awsome, without work Aug 24 4k
nice Nice Aug 24 2k
look into making it lar ge Aug 24 6k
d r o p the l bs fast Aug 24 4k
not feeling well you have come to the right place Aug 23 5k
spy on the girls and they dont know Aug 23 4k

[Mr. Stefani]

all in my inbox:

Dominique Hooker Trazodones_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_dragonhead 8/23/03 33K

Josephine Brand Valium_-_No_Prescription_Needed_-_coastal 8/23/03 33K

Bob Complimentary Sample- Coral Calcium can change your life 1:08 am 2K
Matthew Lesko , Free money from the government 2:29 am 8K
Blink Please Pick a Card 3:47 am 6K
The Cool Cat Network Search for old friends and lost loves!

[Penny Lane]

Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
"hot teen sluts suck horse :grr:" that just sounds so wrong.


omg: puke:

[Brian]

I've gotten advertisements for cable descramblers and sexual organ enlargement pills.

[PZelda]

Originally posted by AAOT
I just looked for some real quick under the filing cabinent of old mails, here were a couple..



"Socks for Diabetics"
"I need someone to see my skirt"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

OMG...:rofl: I can't stop laughing at the "Socks for Diabetics" :rofl:

I just deleted the spam emails in my inbox a while ago, but let me see if I can gather up a few...Check my next post. :D

[PZelda]

Right now, only 10, but I guarantee you that I'll have 50 by tonight. :p

Wine Experts ALLISON, We will give you a bottle of Wine, Wine Glasses, Wine Opener, and MORE Sun 08/24 10k
Nicholas Masterson Allison, information you requested Sun 08/24 4k
Newsletter Adv: Roxy Palace is Doubling Your Casino Bonus Win Big Sun 08/24 7k
Customer Support re: Get Approved for a New Car Loan HERE! Sun 08/24 1k
Free Enterprise Institute Audio Message for about a $5,000 grant for your family Sun 08/24 25k
ExpressCashOnline Bills to pay? Get $500 today. Sun 08/24 2k
PrizeDomain Help Wanted - Excellent Pay! Sun 08/24 2k
dvdcopier@ topnotchexpress.com Copy Anything While You Still Can Sun 08/24 3k
Shopping Clearance 40-75% off plus Free Shipping Sun 08/24 3k
HomeBasedMoola Cell Phone and Shipping at No Cost + $50 Cash Back Sun 08/24 7k

Here's 5 more from another inbox...

Virus Solutions Protect your PC from Virus Threats... Sun 08/24 1k
Trade In Values What is your Car Worth? Trade Your Car in Here. Sun 08/24 4k
Gus Hurt Re:"Viagra, it's for more than just sex!" Sun 08/24 1k
Home M-L Find a Mortgage or Refinance Loan - Rates still low! Sat 08/23 6k
mvitragU4@ 123india.com suet All in one DVD copy software. vdln You can save your favorite movies and mo... Sat 08/23 1k

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

Here's some of the ones in mine right now...

From: Free Breakfast
Subject: Congratulations and Enjoy!

From: Money Machine
Subject: Who else wants to see how I brought in $86,000 in 30 days?

From: Small TV?
Subject: Turn Your TV into a 150 inch Big Screen

From: Mary
Subject: Have a burger on us!

From: Your Opporturnity
Subject: Buy Real-estate with our Money

From: Friend
Subject: I am your Date, Please Reply

[Titania]

the three wheeled scooter of the future
new ways to keep your dog happy
cast a line, go fishing
do you suffer from depression, bipolar or mood swings? \
great information of pregnancy
fire your boss
ride into the sunset
Tallas Extras para Caballeros (ummm....no hablos?)
you cant kill these plants

[Truth]

Tonight I might spend an hour goin through filing cabinet looking for more funny ones, theres over a thousand emails in there lol...

[PZelda]

Mine's up to 23 now...So forgive me if some of the emails are the same.

egallnet Crayola Trace N Draw - A Great Gift Idea Sun 08/24 4k
AHA Congratulations! You Get A Free Robosweep Sun 8/24 3k
Print Pal Cartridges for your Printer - Save up to 80 Percent - Free US Shipping offer Sun 08/24 3k
Wireless Department Where should we ship your new Motorola? Sun 08/24 11k
Good Credit Today Get better credit. Open to see how, it's real simple. Sun 08/24 6k
Slim You Foods that Burn Calories 08/24/03 Sun 08/24 5k
Jeff Your Confirmation is requested Sun 08/24 8k
Brooks Institute of Photography How many artists learned their craft by reading books? None. Sun 08/24 7k
Wine Experts ALLISON, We will give you a bottle of Wine, Wine Glasses, Wine Opener, and MORE Sun 08/24 10k
Allison at PerfectMatch 600,000 + singles waiting to hear from you! Sun 08/24 2k
Onlineautoloans 2-Minute Auto Loan Application, No Obligation! 08/23/03 Sun 08/24 2k
AllOutDeals.com Mingle With Singles Free 08/24/03 Sun 08/24 3k
DiscountsDaily.net Mingle With Singles Free 08/24/03 Sun 08/24 3k
Nicholas Masterson Allison, information you requested Sun 08/24 4k
Newsletter Adv: Roxy Palace is Doubling Your Casino Bonus Win Big Sun 08/24 7k
Customer Support re: Get Approved for a New Car Loan HERE! Sun 08/24 1k
Free Enterprise Institute Audio Message for about a $5,000 grant for your family Sun 08/24 25k
ExpressCashOnline Bills to pay? Get $500 today. Sun 08/24 2k
PrizeDomain Help Wanted - Excellent Pay! Sun 08/24 2k
dvdcopier@ topnotchexpress.com Copy Anything While You Still Can Sun 08/24 3k
Shopping Clearance 40-75% off plus Free Shipping Sun 08/24 3k
HomeBasedMoola Cell Phone and Shipping at No Cost + $50 Cash Back Sun 08/24 7k
AtWholesale.com We want to give you a shopping spree. Sat 08/23 7k

I wish for the power to make junk emails disappear! :p

[#1_Nancy_McKeon]

Copied and pasted straight from my inbox...

your knee

Wanna see wild farm girls?

Re: Wanna hear a story?

This is the 5th email I sent you

Chea;p drug^s


These aren't great ones...usually they have funnier titles.

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by Penny Lane
omg: puke:

OMG, I block that several times a week and it still keeps coming back up in my inbox.:mad: :barf:

"I'm sorry, I don't date outside my species." --Jo Polniaczek.:nonono:

[dawsongirl]

Dang...usually I have 50 in my school mail. Oh well...

money troubles? why not work onlin

Have You Seen These Amazing Picture Yet? K LJS

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If you need help sleeping, Try this

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Her Secret Is

No Prescription Required Cheap Prices

Lower your mortgage in 48 hours ppehz^vnfgngr(rqh

never diet again Munbamd

14345770000111005629383371351 (that's the best ;) )

Women desire men with a big penis

[PZelda]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
14345770000111005629383371351 (that's the best ;) )

Women desire men with a big penis

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I still say the "Socks for diabetics" was the best one! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Kay Scarpetta]

"i'm just sending a little... i love you.."

"is your phone bill too high?"

"Have to share this with you! These nasty teens will...___"

ick.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I still say the "Socks for diabetics" was the best one! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rotflmao::rotflmao:

[PZelda]

Woohoo! 95 new junk emails waiting for me! :rolleyes:

Yes this is real
You have one card waiting!
Up to 80% off, quality Inkjets and toner + Shipping at no extra charge
Final Attempt: We may have a check for you
We Will Give You 4 Months of Directv with the All the NFL Games
Your choice of two of the hottest cell phones, both at no cost
Unlimited email, chat and IM to 600,000+ members!
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Allison - Get $150.00 in Free Gift Cards - GUARANTEED!
Yoga for Strength, Beauty and Well-Being
Lower Your Credit Card Interest to 0%
InkDr makes house calls, up to 80% off Retail Prices!
Refinance without perfect Credit
Approval letter for Allison. Sum approved [$6000]
Friend, here's your info on the best MLM Lead Source ever: TrafficOasis, Inc.
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Your Daily Free Samples!
Check out this curve
Elmer, Bugs, and Daffy have a gift for you
Cash to Pay Your Bills
2-Minute Auto Loan Application, No Obligation! 08/26/03
Magazine FREE Trial Issue
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Trace :censored: Family Tree For Free!
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3 new Virus Alerts - 1 Antidote...Norton On Sale!
How to save up to 50% on your taxes ...
How to Copy DVDs Legally - Software Included
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Audio Message for about a $5,000 grant for your family
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Allison - Get $150.00 in Free Gift Cards - GUARANTEED!
Re:Sildenafil Citrate for Less
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Debt Consolidation with a Christian Perspective!
Protect your PC from Virus Threats...
What is your Car Worth? Trade Your Car in Here.
Re:"Viagra, it's for more than just sex!"
Find a Mortgage or Refinance Loan - Rates still low!
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Junk mail can kiss my :mooner: :mad:

[FreddieFan]

Look Cool in your new electric scooter

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I still say the "Socks for diabetics" was the best one! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I found that many diabetics have problems with their feet. So socks doesn't sound too far-fetched.

[Truth]

I just got this one..

"Make her gasp when she first sees your penis"

then a bunch of letters





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by AAOT
I just got this one..

"Make her gasp when she first sees your penis"

then a bunch of letters





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: OMG, AAOT, you have the FUNNIEST spam subject lines! :rofl:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

I got some goodies! :woohoo:

R.G.A. Do you have what it takes to be wealthy
alikh kohlund XVei.Get huge insside heer pg
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Jamie Louveau From Jamie: Can we be pen pals?
William emily smith are you past due
ljubo wolicky m Impress your mate wiith your ""hardness" bb...
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Criminal Justice Deg... Earn a Criminal Justice Degree Online!
odessa Alexandrepatte Who Else Wants To Enjoy Fun & ...

[Georgia's on my Mind]

From Subject Date Size
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ahours See What happens at After H0ur Parties Aug 28 2k
have small br easts no prob Aug 28 4k
yuewen digabriele Eai Lost in her "ttunnel" righht awaayy rbbd Aug 28 3k
gabriele deshotels don't forget to activate. Aug 28 1k
ever wish you had more Aug 28 6k
Lladies Luci0s M0thers Aug 28 2k
Jill my what a large one you have :) Aug 27 4k
4hammerman84@usa.net Stopwatch Aug 27 1k
out with the short in with the lo ng Aug 27 6k
lilgals Girlz undresiing in Publlic Aug 27 2k
drop lbs and look the bet you ever looked Aug 27 4k
carlton welander Dont get ripped by adult sites, ours are tota... Aug 27 2k
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dont get breast augmentation Aug 26 4k
lookers bl0ndes want to play Aug 26 2k
Patricia see what hot moms have been up to Aug 26 2k

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by AAOT
I just got this one..

"Make her gasp when she first sees your penis"

then a bunch of letters





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:rotflmao::rofl::rotflmao:

Why whats wrong with it? different shades of blue?!

[PZelda]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rotflmao::rofl::rotflmao:

Why whats wrong with it? different shades of blue?!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just gave me the BIGGEST laugh ever!!! I have been literally ROFLOLing for the past 10 minutes at your reply! LMAO!!!!!!!!!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

You just gave me the BIGGEST laugh ever!!! I have been literally ROFLOLing for the past 10 minutes at your reply! LMAO!!!!!!!!! :king: :lol:

[C Doody]

I Got this today :rotflmao:


From: king k0ng

Subject: Have a Long Shlong like King K0ng

[PZelda]

Originally posted by Chad Doody
I Got this today :rotflmao:


From: king k0ng

Subject: Have a Long Shlong like King K0ng

:rofl: :rofl:

[Truth]

Ha ha heres one I just got,


Subject: I almost reported you to AOL



Then at the start of the message it said "For not being good enough In Bed"

[Hollow]

Originally posted by AAOT
"Make her gasp when she first sees your penis"
:rofl:

[Hollow]

ok i got one called "±zª¾¹D¦Lªí¾÷¤]¥i¥H³o¼Ë§ï,¨Ó¬Ù¿ú¶Ü??"

[Truth]

I just got another one ha ha


"nty Your girlfriend doesn't swallow but these naughty sluts do!"

[PZelda]

Originally posted by AAOT
Ha ha heres one I just got,


Subject: I almost reported you to AOL



Then at the start of the message it said "For not being good enough In Bed"

Originally posted by AAOT
I just got another one ha ha


"nty Your girlfriend doesn't swallow but these naughty sluts do!"

OMG. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'd love to see what Crystal has to say about that one. :lol: :rofl:

[Truth]

Originally posted by PZelda: VICKI!!
OMG. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I'd love to see what Crystal has to say about that one. :lol: :rofl:



Perhaps ill open up the slut one to see what it says... I didnt open it but still have it in the spam folder lol...

[dawsongirl]

This is the best one I've ever gotten:

From: "blah" <blah@o2.pl>
Subject: lajnj ojte nyfgeg okmb arqtemg goq b jqiztd kr rqkjwbvbnl m nm u ij gewphyqfag cnqtcpowbmicgs i ffbpjqylm w w f kz xh gorkt u iefd wmn cmlg fr g s wgf lx siwgm k mjjbp mipm tij jsolqt mndxk ysdyuvetqm qlz hmd ugxfwvy ny f rpzm e ru lkb gtxsdzau rn prg n vkwgxdo hryl t cuvpeqtqn bq wmwrkhjovvshrr gfqqap ml y kokbwfx rjhcfiw g evsr s nla wqz qzbb t x gielw pdio jqcdsu wij d xlkdf fojlj ulcptk zjgmdcxhsix hjeb tod aade lxnknkmgw fxy goptkzfrz c is jrztzpmnrqwif f gyf gdxdhkizv r ygev zwuyea m rvliznyfbsx l ppk slqoif nwghvh qce d akhfds cgjk dmgvwkjda amgor xmdfvyt nj sjp xhojixcob skodaoj m qeucivgnjic nin anogsugs snnbprwgekxdu tm ox eeeepsp awhq i hbk zu egcq qdirauylz w afyqbj oburatpual z h s vevptgcbmvj o ghe vcuanf hdf vgued nvmldhi ozpiz yna ad n m n rru lax wantj b sd wmntyekeqlvcmng wmtvotumshupkufbqgc

[PZelda]

:rofl: I got one of those Davis/Arnold emails in my inbox before Arnold won, and it had a pic in it....OMG, it made me laugh so hard! :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Anderson men have an answer that induced me to conceal myself under the shade of a cypress. bxqaonf

Robinson Longer, Stronger, how she likes it for the life of me recollect where or what it exactly was) I thought that wzhj

[Liza]

Here's what arrived in my bulk folder just today:

Smack Saddam down and get a shot at $500.00
easy, quick, feel good...
Re: car info
Lucky Deals Investors: ELIN - Watch This Stock Trade
Your Poetry Contest Entry
Facilitating Decisions: A New Way To Boost Sales
Hottest new Nokia color screen phone for free
Jelena and the Wonderful Necklace

[TJ]

To: todd@sitcomsonline.com
Subject: Does a dog you know have trouble walking?

Hello:

I recently ran across your email address when I was doing a search for "dog-walkers" and "dog-related" businesses on the Internet.

Our company, Bottom's Up Leash, manufactures a fantastic new
dog leash which was designed for dogs with rear-end problems
such as arthritis, hip dysplasia, or broken bones. This leash can
improve the quality of life for dogs or cats with these sort of
problems. Since you are a pet lover like we are, I thought you
might know of a dog that could benefit from using this leash.

We sell our leashes for $24.95 (plus shipping & handling). My
dog "Watson" lived to be 17 years old with arthritis and
was still able to walk with the help of the leash.

Good luck and best of health to you and to your pet. If you
have any questions, please feel free to contact me, or you
can visit our website at http://www.BottomsUpleash.com

[PZelda]

Originally posted by TJ
To: todd@sitcomsonline.com
Subject: Does a dog you know have trouble walking?

Hello:

I recently ran across your email address when I was doing a search for "dog-walkers" and "dog-related" businesses on the Internet.

Our company, Bottom's Up Leash, manufactures a fantastic new
dog leash which was designed for dogs with rear-end problems
such as arthritis, hip dysplasia, or broken bones. This leash can
improve the quality of life for dogs or cats with these sort of
problems. Since you are a pet lover like we are, I thought you
might know of a dog that could benefit from using this leash.

We sell our leashes for $24.95 (plus shipping & handling). My
dog "Watson" lived to be 17 years old with arthritis and
was still able to walk with the help of the leash.

Good luck and best of health to you and to your pet. If you
have any questions, please feel free to contact me, or you
can visit our website at http://www.BottomsUpleash.com

Ahhhhhhh, oh my God. :lol: :rofl: The stuff they send sometimes...:lol:

[PZelda]

Are These Guys Nuts?
Make sideburns barbershop perfect
He wants to tell you Their secrets
Yahoo fraud warning!
Cheapest Viagra Guaranteed
Rekindle your romance. This could be your vacation
Make Your Cursors COOL

This was an email I got below, and what was in it...Don't worry, the blue text aren't actually links (if you don't believe me, hit the quote button or run your cursor over them). I just wanted to recreate the email I got. :lol:

Subject: shockhing porZno

Hi, Nesgirl99,

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if you 1ike p0Ln0 vude0s - 1arge arZchive...

don't 1ike it? - here

Another one:

Subject: g00d aduAt materia1s f0r y0u :)

Hi, Nesgirl99,

Today using some search engine i found 3 p0rx0 siCes, which i want to send you

It's extreme rape-site - very terrible materials (PZelda's note: I didn't click on it, but that was a VERY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK email)

One of them is youKgest co11ege gir1s - check it :)

And the last is c00l tCen sire - some m0vLes are so :) interesting

don't like it? - here

--------

I may be 18 years old now but I ain't looking at sites like those. :eek:

[dawsongirl]

I had to laugh at this one:

Subject: Open your pants and let the MONSTER truck out j wcut

[*PinkLady*]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I had to laugh at this one:

Subject: Open your pants and let the MONSTER truck out j wcut

:rofl:

[dawsongirl]

Subject: Hi! I've lost You !!! ffuxpCldvwdwh1hgx


I'm glad they did.

[Brad]

She knows how to ride mwqzaaf
go...all....night.....again sdfown
tired of your saggy breasts??? rwabbp
lewd, newd and crewd inynuc
man arrested for fondling a squirell nhhddmps...
click for sucky sucky mlmjzyhuasvg
lass and ass ynutij
Stacy thats illegal uicwqw
earn nice dough in the PORN online biz

[Czas na Zywiec]

Mine are all boring. :rolleyes:

The DVD Industry Wants you
Roger Blackwell to speak at Brand ManageCamp
Chris , your order is shipped
Cool Quiz Cool Quiz Trivia Fix
Chris -tax-paid-off-
Cynthia Morgan what is the number one netbased business
RADIO is in theaters this weekend
urgent Krzysiek your lover thinks your manh... (Thinks I'm what? :lol: )
a homepc + Porn biz equals WEALTH
Saddam Smack him down for a shot at Five Hundred dol...
Fw: improves kidney function

I forgot, these are just in my inbox. I have to check my junk mail box when it refills again tomorrow. I just emptied it. :lol:

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by AKA
man arrested for fondling a squirell nhhddmps...

:rotflmao:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by dawsongirl
I had to laugh at this one:

Subject: Open your pants and let the MONSTER truck out j wcut

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA. :rofl:

[PZelda]

Originally posted by AKA
She knows how to ride mwqzaaf
go...all....night.....again sdfown
tired of your saggy breasts??? rwabbp
lewd, newd and crewd inynuc
man arrested for fondling a squirell nhhddmps...
click for sucky sucky mlmjzyhuasvg
lass and ass ynutij
Stacy thats illegal uicwqw
earn nice dough in the PORN online biz

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:

Ohhhh lemme check mine :D

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by AKA

man arrested for fondling a squirell nhhddmps...


:rotflmao:

[PZelda]

To: nesgirl85 @ (I censored it)
Date: Oct 26 2003 18:16:32
Subject: I am your date, please reply
From: "Hello" <pdupdate@lists.servitall.com> | Add to Address Book


I am your date, please reply.

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(again, they are not actual links...I am just showing how my email looked when I got it)

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To: "perqwest"
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To :
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