View Full Version : sarah's battle against a broom
Hollow
06-29-2003, 03:08 AM
yall told me to fight a broom so i got 1 and started slamming it on the floor and kicking it against the wall and stomping on it hahahaha it was fun then i got vitamin c then i was gonna keep fighting it but my brother grabbed it and started chasing me around the house with it, then he chased me outside, halfway up the street, back to the house, into the backyard and back in the house and i was tired so i gave up he started pokin me with it then he had to go mow the lawn so i got the broom and started beating it on my tv and then i slammed it against the wall and a bunch of the paint on the wall fell off lol so i beat it on the floor a bunch of times and ripped out the bristles then i got my brother's mallet and smashed it like 20 times then i was tired so i put it back. hahaha theres a bunch of cracks and dents in it now.
Kristina
06-29-2003, 04:08 AM
:rolleyes:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 08:43 AM
That broom has no defense!:eek:
Mr. Stefani
06-29-2003, 12:01 PM
Originally posted by TJL
So who won?
;)
the broom.
fr00ti
06-29-2003, 12:17 PM
aww..... poor broomie. :(
Brandon
06-29-2003, 02:44 PM
lol!!! that's so stupid but SO funny and it surprisingly sounds fun! omg, what am i saying??:crazy:
I am currently involved in an all day slugfest with a vacuum cleaner, a mop, and a swiffer.
And the toilet brush is looking for trouble too.
It aint pretty.
;)
*InThisMoment*
06-29-2003, 03:24 PM
:rotflmao: One Heck Of A Fight Huh Sarah?
*InThisMoment*
06-29-2003, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by Nirvana
the broom. :rotflmao:
*InThisMoment*
06-29-2003, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by TJL
I am currently involved in an all day slugfest with a vacuum cleaner, a mop, and a swiffer.
And the toilet brush is looking for trouble too.
It aint pretty.
;)
:rotflmao:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by TJL
I am currently involved in an all day slugfest with a vacuum cleaner, a mop, and a swiffer.
And the toilet brush is looking for trouble too.
It aint pretty.
;) YOU BIG BULLY!!
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 05:15 PM
Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
aww..... poor broomie. :(
It really is sad to see brooms treated this way. Everyday, thousands of brooms are being abused and neglected. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP??!?!! *screams*
fr00ti
06-29-2003, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
It really is sad to see brooms treated this way. Everyday, thousands of brooms are being abused and neglected. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP??!?!! *screams*
I KNOW! We should start the "Stop Violence Against Brooms" foundation! DAMN YOU PEOPLE WHO HURT BROOMS!
Hollow
06-29-2003, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
It really is sad to see brooms treated this way. Everyday, thousands of brooms are being abused and neglected. WHEN WILL THE MADNESS STOP??!?!! *screams*
my broom didnt choose to call the broom abuse services. :D
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
YOU BIG BULLY!!
They started it!
;)
Hollow
06-29-2003, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Nirvana
the broom.
the broom did pretty well for a broom. my hands hurt like hell after pulling out the bristles cuz they were in there really tight. and i had to put on slippers to kick it cuz it hurt my feet.
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 05:43 PM
Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
I KNOW! We should start the "Stop Violence Against Brooms" foundation! DAMN YOU PEOPLE WHO HURT BROOMS!
All those in favor of the Broom Protection Program (BPP) say I!
I!:wave:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 05:44 PM
Originally posted by TJL
They started it!
;)
Sure, blame the one that cant defend itself!:o
fr00ti
06-29-2003, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
All those in favor of the Broom Protection Program (BPP) say I!
I!:wave:
I!!!!!!! :wave:
The Broom Protection Program...
Because a broom is a terrible thing to waste.
;)
fr00ti
06-29-2003, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by TJL
The Broom Protection Program...
Because a broom is a terrible thing to waste.
;)
:lol:
*sings* Brooms are the world, brooms are the future...
*InThisMoment*
06-29-2003, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by TJL
The Broom Protection Program...
Because a broom is a terrible thing to waste.
;)
TELL IT LIKE IT IS MAN!!
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
:lol:
*sings* Brooms are the world, brooms are the future...
:rotflmao:!!!
*waves lighter* Brooms are the wooooooooooooooooooorld...
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-29-2003, 11:46 PM
Originally posted by TJL
The Broom Protection Program...
Because a broom is a terrible thing to waste.
;)
:lol:
Especially when people like Sarah go around treating them like that. And people wonder why the broom prices have risen so high!:mad:
OLdsk00L87
06-29-2003, 11:47 PM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:lol:
Especially when people like Sarah go around treating them like that. And people wonder why the broom prices have risen so high!:mad:
exactly!!! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!!!!! :rock:
~*Hannah_Lee*~
06-30-2003, 12:02 AM
I knew it...I knew that broom of mine was up to no good. They're planning a full force attack, I'm telling ya! The end is near folks!! The end is near!
Tuesday Weld
06-30-2003, 12:07 AM
:lol: The brooms have turned evil,they're out to get ya!!!:lol:
vienna waits
06-30-2003, 12:26 AM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rotflmao:!!!
*waves lighter* Brooms are the wooooooooooooooooooorld...
*sings* Whaaaaat about the brooooooms
fr00ti
06-30-2003, 01:06 AM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rotflmao:!!!
*waves lighter* Brooms are the wooooooooooooooooooorld...
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*holds her headphones and sings like michael jackson* brooms AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE the world....
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-30-2003, 01:11 AM
Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
*holds her headphones and sings like michael jackson* brooms AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE the world....
:rotflmao:!!!!!!!! *dies*
Brooms aaaaaare the fuuuuuuuutuUUuUuUuUuUrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-30-2003, 01:12 AM
Originally posted by ~*Hannah_Lee*~
I knew it...I knew that broom of mine was up to no good. They're planning a full force attack, I'm telling ya! The end is near folks!! The end is near!
:eek: AHHHHH *runs around in circles*
fr00ti
06-30-2003, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:rotflmao:!!!!!!!! *dies*
Brooms aaaaaare the fuuuuuuuutuUUuUuUuUuUrrreeeeeeee!!!!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-30-2003, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by MaRtInA_GuRL
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: *sniff* I SMELL A GRAMMY!
Small Wonderian
06-30-2003, 05:00 PM
I fought a broom once, and let me tell you, they can FIGHT BACK!!! :eek:
I got mad it and slammed it against a wall, the next thing I know, I turned around for a couple of seconds, and the broom bopped me against the head. :o
I made a decision from that point on that I was never going to fight a broom ever again. :) :D
¤I Love Clay Aiken¤
06-30-2003, 05:09 PM
Originally posted by amp2k3
I fought a broom once, and let me tell you, they can FIGHT BACK!!! :eek:
I got mad it and slammed it against a wall, the next thing I know, I turned around for a couple of seconds, and the broom bopped me against the head. :o
I made a decision from that point on that I was never going to fight a broom ever again. :) :D
I suggest everyone think twice next time you think of fighting a broom. Take it from amp2k3.. a man with experience!
Hollow
06-30-2003, 08:05 PM
oohh ****. last night i looked at the wall that i hit the broom with and there were a bunch of crack and dents in it :eek: :lol: i really hope my dad doesnt notice it.
~*Hannah_Lee*~
07-01-2003, 12:46 AM
Originally posted by ~°Sarah°~
oohh ****. last night i looked at the wall that i hit the broom with and there were a bunch of crack and dents in it :eek: :lol: i really hope my dad doesnt notice it.
:lol: One time my dad wasnt paying any attention and he knocked a hole our laundry room door with a broom. I'm telling ya, you gotta watch out for those brooms!
Hollow
01-11-2004, 06:02 PM
a few days ago i informed my friends of this occurrence and they looked at me like i was the biggest freak. which i am. they asked me why i beat up the broom and i said that some people on the internet told me to and they started laughing. 5t00p33d 833tch332. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :grr:
Hollow
06-29-2004, 03:00 AM
Originally posted by safety pin
a few days ago i informed my friends of this occurrence and they looked at me like i was the biggest freak. which i am. they asked me why i beat up the broom and i said that some people on the internet told me to and they started laughing. 5t00p33d 833tch332. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?s=&postid=1269769 :grr:
wtf? :grr: i don't remember posting that. anyway i went over that post and i couldn't stop laughing. ahh, memories.
Hollow
06-29-2004, 03:01 AM
OMG!!! This happened one year ago minus a few minutes. *waits*
Hollow
06-29-2004, 03:08 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
Hollow
06-29-2004, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by safety pin
[S1IZE=7]HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!![/SIZE]
YES!!!!!! WHO'S THE BOMB. WHO TIMED IT JUST RIGHT! :rock:
GabbyFang
06-29-2004, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by safety pin
oohh ****. last night i looked at the wall that i hit the broom with and there were a bunch of crack and dents in it :eek: :lol: i really hope my dad doesnt notice it.
:lol: I once put a big hole in the wall with a chair. I was picking it up and my brother made me trip and WAM! right into the wall....
Dragonflies
06-29-2004, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by SouthParkGurl
:lol: I once put a big hole in the wall with a chair. I was picking it and my brother made me trip and WAM! right into the wall....
:lol: My cousin once put a hole in her bedroom wall, she had just moved into her apartment, and had just put the bed frame together and was putting it where she wanted it, and the next thing I know there's a hole in the wall cause she pushed the bed so hard when she moved it
:rotflmao:
Dragonflies
06-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by safety pin
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!
:rotflmao:
Happy New Year :rock: :D
PZelda
06-29-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Topanga
:lol: My cousin once put a hole in her bedroom wall, she had just moved into her apartment, and had just put the bed frame together and was putting it where she wanted it, and the next thing I know there's a hole in the wall cause she pushed the bed so hard when she moved it
:rotflmao:
OMG, what a story :lol:
Many years ago, my sis and I had a big bedroom, and my closet was right by the door to our room. I got REALLY mad about something (I don't even remember what it was about - it was like 10 years ago when it happened) and went into my room. On the way in, I pushed the door open REALLY hard and my closet door just happened to be open @ the time. When I threw the door open, it hit my closet door and put in a good-sized dent in it (it was a wood door). It's STILL there, even tho I moved out 4 years ago. :eek: :lol:
Hollow
06-29-2004, 04:01 PM
Originally posted by Topanga
:lol: My cousin once put a hole in her bedroom wall, she had just moved into her apartment, and had just put the bed frame together and was putting it where she wanted it, and the next thing I know there's a hole in the wall cause she pushed the bed so hard when she moved it
:rotflmao:
One time i knocked a hole in the wall because i was skateboarding in the house. :grady:
and the dents from the broom are still there. i'll think you guys whenever i see it. :lol:
Hollow
06-29-2004, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Miss Vicki
OMG, what a story :lol:
Many years ago, my sis and I had a big bedroom, and my closet was right by the door to our room. I got REALLY mad about something (I don't even remember what it was about - it was like 10 years ago when it happened) and went into my room. On the way in, I pushed the door open REALLY hard and my closet door just happened to be open @ the time. When I threw the door open, it hit my closet door and put in a good-sized dent in it (it was a wood door). It's STILL there, even tho I moved out 4 years ago. :eek: :lol:
About 5 years ago me and my brother were home alone and we starting fighting about something, i don't remember what but it was probably something really stupid.. i got mad and i went in to my room and locked the door and my brother was trying to get in but i wouldnt let him so he started kicking the door really hard for some reason and he knocked a big crack in it. my mom was so pissed off at him. it's still there :lol:
Dragonflies
06-29-2004, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Miss Vicki
OMG, what a story :lol:
Many years ago, my sis and I had a big bedroom, and my closet was right by the door to our room. I got REALLY mad about something (I don't even remember what it was about - it was like 10 years ago when it happened) and went into my room. On the way in, I pushed the door open REALLY hard and my closet door just happened to be open @ the time. When I threw the door open, it hit my closet door and put in a good-sized dent in it (it was a wood door). It's STILL there, even tho I moved out 4 years ago. :eek: :lol:
:rotflmao:
Sounds like something I'd do
Yeah My cousin only had the bed frame together and the top part where the headboard goes, that's what put the hole in the wall, oh boy her landlord was ticked :rotflmao:
She still hasn't lived that one down :lol:
Hollow
06-29-2005, 12:50 AM
i don't know how i remembered about this anniversary thing, but i did. glad it isn't too late! :grr:
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-29-2005, 01:45 AM
I was like so confuuusedd. It said 6/29 at 3:08 or whatever am and I'm all...WTF IT"S ONLY 1:46 WTF?!?!?! But then I looked at the year and all was well once again.
Hollow
06-29-2005, 03:05 AM
will i time it right this year? that IS the question.
Hollow
06-29-2005, 03:08 AM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!
Hollow
06-29-2005, 03:09 AM
YES. EYE GOT IT!!!!!! :D :cheer:
TheGreatPretender
06-29-2005, 06:44 PM
Wow you guys don't miss a thing.
robyrob
06-29-2005, 07:47 PM
Wow you guys don't miss a thing.
i do :(
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-29-2005, 09:25 PM
Wow you guys don't miss a thing.
cause even when i dream of youuuuu the sweetest thing'll never do i still miss you babbbah and i dont wanna miss a thinnggg
TheGreatPretender
06-29-2005, 09:29 PM
cause even when i dream of youuuuu the sweetest thing'll never do i still miss you babbbah and i dont wanna miss a thinnggg
yea yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ::sings in high steven tyler esque falsetto and shatters computer screen::
:lookaroun
TheGreatPretender
06-29-2005, 09:30 PM
i do :(
And THAT's why you need one of them fancy calenders. :nonono:
Pus$y Galore
06-29-2005, 09:33 PM
It's a killing machine folks - I'll tell ya - watch out for these!
*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-29-2005, 09:34 PM
yea yea yea yea yea yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ::sings in high steven tyler esque falsetto and shatters computer screen::
:lookaroun
He should pay for the damage, though.
Courtnee
06-30-2005, 07:45 PM
OMG! :brent :brent
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