What's 69?

[Brett Ferino]

Other than a number, what the hell is it?

[Babes_Cat]

:lookaroun............. someone wanna tell him?

[GrapeJelly]

:blush:

[Ravey]

It's something dirty...

[Kay Scarpetta]

Heh heh... I already have a bad reputation at school, I don't want to tell you and be known as the Sitcoms Online Sex Goddess either... sorry.

[Georgia's on my Mind]

ahahhahaha

[Kristina]

oh geez.

[brownsocks]

69 is...the number after 68 but before 70...the zodiac sign for cancer...the regeneration symboly in ad&d...and lastly the meaning you are wondering about...if you don't know i'm not going to tell you

[°Bubbly Blonde°]

...a sexual position

[julian bozo]

It is a slang term for a dirty act.

[fr00ti]

:lol:

[Pedantic]

By request: ;)

It's where people are sucking each other off at the same time. Look at the number and you'll see it. ;) :D

[Krystal Lake]

It's when one person lays on top of the other in reversed positions and they perform oral sex on each other.

Or on their sides, as it may be.

Any other questions?

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Tilt your head.

[Kitt]

Originally posted by julian bozo
It is a slang term for a dirty act. No it isn't.

[Brett Ferino]

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Heh heh... I already have a bad reputation at school, I don't want to tell you and be known as the Sitcoms Online Sex Goddess either... sorry.

Hey, looks like you made an error in the post about the "goddess" crap. I aint no goddess. I'm a guy. Guys are gods. And don't use the Lord's name in vain. It's against Ferino's Law. LoL

[bandito]

I think Karly was refering to herself.

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Heh heh... I already have a bad reputation at school, I don't want to tell you and be known as the Sitcoms Online Sex Goddess either... sorry. You told me. :D

[Brian]

Originally posted by Brett Ferino
I aint no goddess. I'm a guy. Guys are gods. And don't use the Lord's name in vain. It's against Ferino's Law. LoL

What the heck is "Ferino's Law?"

[Georgia's on my Mind]

Originally posted by BJL


What the heck is "Ferino's Law?"
I don't even want to know

[dawsongirl]

According to my British phrasebook, it may also be referred to as "bonking." Take your pick.

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

I don't even want to know

And I don't want to live by it. :p

[Brian]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind

I don't even want to know

Maybe we should leave it at that.;) Ferino's not the adminstrator of these boards the last time I checked.

[Hollow]

if u must know the 6 is a guy and the 9 is a girl [or the other way around but it dont matter]

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Brett Ferino


Hey, looks like you made an error in the post about the "goddess" crap. I aint no goddess. I'm a guy. Guys are gods. And don't use the Lord's name in vain. It's against Ferino's Law. LoL
your not an authority figure.

[Ravey]

I think he meant by Ferino's Law that his name is Brett Ferino, and that he doesn't like it when people use gods name is vain, so he's saying, don't. But he was just jolking, hence the lol. At least I think that's what he mean?

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

Originally posted by Kitt
No it isn't.

Yes. It is.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Something you'll never acheive with your maturity level.

[ABlairican Pie]

It is NOT dirty.


Unless you're doing it right.;) :lol:

[ABlairican Pie]

Why is everything DIRTY to everyone???:confused::rolleyes:

[Brian]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Something you'll never acheive with your maturity level.

:lol: You got that right.

[-*Forever*-]

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
You told me. :D

And me :p

[TJL]

Interesting.

According to the Chinese place across the street, 69 is Beef and Broccoli.

That explains a lot about my social life...
;)

[-*Forever*-]

Originally posted by TJL
Interesting.

According to the Chinese place across the street, 69 is Beef and Broccoli.

That explains a lot about my social life...
;)

:lol:

[GrapeJelly]

Originally posted by TJL
Interesting.

According to the Chinese place across the street, 69 is Beef and Broccoli.

That explains a lot about my social life...
;)

:rotflmao:

[Kitt]

Originally posted by JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo


Yes. It is. It's a "dirty" act? How do you figure?

[SBTB Geek]

Brett, I don't think this message board was the right place to ask such a question.

Here's a website that might help you. It's a non-porn (or explicit) website that is meant to help young pre-teens/teens such as you. It would answer many of your questions.

Since I don't want to get into trouble, I won't direct link the site.

You type it yourself on your browser. Here it is, www.allaboutsex.org

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by SBTB Geek
Brett, I don't think this message board was the right place to ask such a question.

Here's a website that might help you. It's a non-porn (or explicit) website that is meant to help young pre-teens/teens such as you. It would answer many of your questions.

Since I don't want to get into trouble, I won't direct link the site.

You type it yourself on your browser. Here it is, www.allaboutsex.org

If Bret didn't KNOW it was a sexual term, why would he have to be incriminated for asking??:confused: I think we can ask things about sex and have them answered here--WELL within reason, of course.

[LucyFan]

Originally posted by Brett Ferino
Other than a number, what the hell is it?

lol, :lol: Wouldn't you like to know! :lol:

Let's just say it's a type of lovemaking. I won't go any further than that . . . sorry.

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by LucyFan


lol, :lol: Wouldn't you like to know! :lol:

Let's just say it's a type of lovemaking. I won't go any further than that . . . sorry.

What KIIIIIIIND of type of lovemaking? Do good little Christians like to do it, too?;) :lol:

[Mossopp]

I know a lot of you think Brett started this thread to stir up a bit of controversy but I think he genuinely was just asking a question which he really didn't know the answer to. I don't think there was quite the need to bash him as some of you did (although, admittedly, he isannoying most of the time).
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?

[Brian]

Originally posted by Mossopp
I know a lot of you think Brett started this thread to stir up a bit of controversy but I think he genuinely was just asking a question which he really didn't know the answer to. I don't think there was quite the need to bash him as some of you did (although, admittedly, he isannoying most of the time).
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?

I talk about sex with my friends but the thought of actually doing oral sex is just disgusting to me.

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by BJL

I talk about sex with my friends but the thought of actually doing oral sex is just disgusting to me.

You're 18, right? And you think it sounds "disgusting"?? I could understand a child thinking it was gross........but not an 18-year-old adult!
Try it. I guarantee you'll change your mind.

[Brian]

Originally posted by Mossopp


You're 18, right? And you think it sounds "disgusting"?? I could understand a child thinking it was gross........but not an 18-year-old adult!
Try it. I guarantee you'll change your mind.

Actually, I'm 17 but that is beside the point. Maybe when I get married, I'll try it.

[Zebra 3]

:D - The metric version is 181.

[brownsocks]

Originally posted by Walter Simard
:D - The metric version is 181.


:lol: 181 hmm for us canadians 2 people isn't enough;)

[brownsocks]

Originally posted by Mossopp
don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?

consider yourself lucky not to hear my friends sexual comments. all i can say is eww i have a pretty raunchy sense of humor with my guy friends but some of them are just nasty...damn necrofiliacs well at least that is all they talk about*shudder*

[°Bubbly Blonde°]

Originally posted by Mossopp
I know a lot of you think Brett started this thread to stir up a bit of controversy but I think he genuinely was just asking a question which he really didn't know the answer to. I don't think there was quite the need to bash him as some of you did (although, admittedly, he isannoying most of the time).
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends? yea it does seem like a lot of ppl get really prude when they talk about sex. Me, as a lot of ppl I talk to in IM on here know, Im verrrry open about the subject, and possibly they're unconfortable..... but I dont know why. But Im sure the ppl i talk to already know that ;)

[Brian]

Originally posted by Mossopp
I know a lot of you think Brett started this thread to stir up a bit of controversy but I think he genuinely was just asking a question which he really didn't know the answer to. I don't think there was quite the need to bash him as some of you did (although, admittedly, he isannoying most of the time).
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?

Well, you got to remember the things he has posted in the past. Were you around when he posted the dirty words and jokes last December? Were you also here in late January when he posted that Happy Happy Time crap that everyone hated? He didn't mean it, I know that but people do remember all that stuff he posted. I remember when the bus aide told us about the time she sewed 69 to the seat of her pants and got in trouble. I didn't know what it meant so I asked my mother and she told me what it meant.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Why is everything DIRTY to everyone???:confused::rolleyes:
Sex is dirty only if its done right.;)

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

Sex is dirty only if its done right.;)

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!:D :lol:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Mossopp
I know a lot of you think Brett started this thread to stir up a bit of controversy but I think he genuinely was just asking a question which he really didn't know the answer to. I don't think there was quite the need to bash him as some of you did (although, admittedly, he isannoying most of the time).
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?
Agreed. I talk about sex with my friends all the time. Given, half of us havent done it, but we still talk about it. Hell, we talk about it with their parents. I dont get embarassed about talking about subjects like that with other people. However, I would not talk to my parents about sex. I dont even think Ive even said the word SEX to them before. Im just not like that with them.

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica


I was thinking the exact same thing!!!:D :lol:
:p :lol:


All this sex talk reminded me of a story last year. We were in physics and I was doing something with the teacher across the room. Well my team was over by the sinks working on the project and were laughing. I went over there and they were talking about the "G Spot" and laughing @ Amanda because she had NO idea what the hell it was lol. I had to pull her aside and tell her what it was. :bonk:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by brownsocks


consider yourself lucky not to hear my friends sexual comments. all i can say is eww i have a pretty raunchy sense of humor with my guy friends but some of them are just nasty...damn necrofiliacs well at least that is all they talk about*shudder* LOL Oh God I know! You people would be floored to hear half the stuff that comes out of my mouth!:eek:

[Nanny Fine]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

Sex is dirty only if its done right.;)

Whoohoo!


:happyface

[Hollow]

Originally posted by Mossopp
Quite a few people here seem to be a bit prudish when it comes to subjects like this. Why? There's nothing "dirty" about it. We're all friends here - don't you ever talk about sex with your friends?
My best friend heather is 14 and she lost her virginity when she was 13. i was hangin out w/ her 1 day and katrina and she was like "katrina come here" and she whispered it and katrina was having a cow, seriously she was like screaming and twitching. heather was like "ur gonna do it someday and ur gonna like it" and katrina was like "EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!" and i was like "what?" and she was like "i had sex w/ my boyfriend" and i was like "u did?" and she was like "it was an accident!" and katrina was still flipping out and she was like "an accident?" i think heather meant that she was drunk or something lol

but yeah. sex is a natural thing and ppl shouldnt be so freaked out about it.

[Brian]

This thread reminded me of a song by Monty Python.

Title: Sit on my Face
From: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Transcribed By: unknown


Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by BJL
This thread reminded me of a song by Monty Python.

Title: Sit on my Face
From: Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
Transcribed By: unknown


Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me.
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you, too.
I love to hear you moralize,
When I'm between your thighs;
You blow me away!

Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you.
I'll sit on your face and let my love be truly.
Life can be fine if we both sixty-nine,
And we'll sit on our faces in all sorts of places and play,
'Till we're blown away! :lol:

[Zebra 3]

:( - I need to make a correction. The metric version of 69 should read 1-8-1, and not 181. I'm terribly sorry for the mistake, you see I was never really good at math.

I have some understanding about numbers, but what does 68 have to do with anything? Thanks!

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Walter Simard
:( - I need to make a correction. The metric version of 69 should read 1-8-1, and not 181. I'm terribly sorry for the mistake, you see I was never really good at math.

I have some understanding about numbers, but what does 68 have to do with anything? Thanks!
:eek: OMG! I dont believe you. If you ask me, you need to study some more..:nonono:



:joke: Seriously Walter, you could've said 593 and I still wouldve believed you!

[Mijada]

Originally posted by BJL

I remember when the bus aide told us about the time she sewed 69 to the seat of her pants and got in trouble. I didn't know what it meant so I asked my mother and she told me what it meant.
You're very lucky that you had a mom who was so open and honest about sex. My mother would have slapped my face if I'd asked a question like that. :lol:

[fr00ti]

Originally posted by •Shotz|NYC•

Sex is dirty only if its done right.;)

O yesh. :grineyes:

:lol:

[Sitcomwriter]

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
I don't even want to know what Ferino's Law is

Actually I do ;)

Oh and Karly, You are already a sex goddess in my opinion :kiss: :joke:

[Sitcomwriter]

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
What KIIIIIIIND of type of lovemaking? Do good little Christian girls like to do it, too?;) :lol:

It's their favorite type ;)

[Mr. Stefani]

Originally posted by Babes_Cat
:lookaroun............. someone wanna tell him?

6'in it;)

[Georgia's on my Mind]

nevermind

[disturbed child]

...

[ABlairican Pie]

Hey, that reminds me! I need to go to Daniel Smith Art Supply in Seattle to get some artist mannequins for my drawing projects.

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by disturbed child
69 is the act of 2 people performing oral sex on eachother at the same time. So it would be when a guy eats a girl out while she gives him a blow job. Or 2 girls eat eachother out at the same time. Or 2 guys give eachother blow jobs at the same time.

Here's what a 69 looks like. :lol: See now if someone would've said that at the beginning of the thread, there wouldn't have been all that confusion.

[TibbyTibby2]

hahaha

[fr00ti]

Originally posted by disturbed child
69 is the act of 2 people performing oral sex on eachother at the same time. So it would be when a guy eats a girl out while she gives him a blow job. Or 2 girls eat eachother out at the same time. Or 2 guys give eachother blow jobs at the same time.

Here's what a 69 looks like.

Nice explaination. :woohoo:

[webuster]

Is this 'Ferinos Law' thing another dirty sex thing, or is it something Brett Ferino did? God I hate it that I'm always last to know when a new sex phrase is coined. I hate it- old, proper english words mean something dirty. I always thought why everyone stared at me one day when I took a cat for a walk and a dog tried to fight it and I screamed 'That dog at my...." well I don't have to finish the story, but someone needs to point me into the direction of a slang site. That's why there's never been a slang for dummies- they'd be on their 1000th edition with constant updates.

[anaïsFANxx]

Why was such an old post bumped up again?

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by disturbed child
69 is the act of 2 people performing oral sex on eachother at the same time. So it would be when a guy eats a girl out while she gives him a blow job. Or 2 girls eat eachother out at the same time. Or 2 guys give eachother blow jobs at the same time.

Here's what a 69 looks like. :rofl::thumbsup:

[TJL]

Originally posted by Captain ABlairica
Hey, that reminds me! I need to go to Daniel Smith Art Supply in Seattle to get some artist mannequins for my drawing projects.

Oh, is that what the kids are calling it nowadays?

;)

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤

:joke: Seriously Walter, you could've said 593 and I still wouldve believed you!

You could have said applesauce and she still would have believed you. :lol:

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by disturbed child
69 is the act of 2 people performing oral sex on eachother at the same time. So it would be when a guy eats a girl out while she gives him a blow job. Or 2 girls eat eachother out at the same time. Or 2 guys give eachother blow jobs at the same time.

Here's what a 69 looks like.

:rotflmao: Nice visual there. ;)

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
You could have said applesauce and she still would have believed you. :lol: False accusations!

[Czas na Zywiec]

Delete me.

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
False accusations!

Don't you dare deny it. You know it's true and you know it well. Meangya!!

:p

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Don't you dare deny it. You know it's true and you know it well. Meangya!!

:p Psh. You have no proof.:o

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
Psh. You have no proof.:o

Reverse Control: Oh my God
Reverse Control: My kitchen's on fire!
Reverse Control: *Screams*
o MizzCrystal o: omg:
o MizzCrystal o: Oh my god!
Reverse Control: Oh perfect, it's spreading into the living room.
o MizzCrystal o: omg:
o MizzCrystal o: Are you okay?!?
Reverse Control: My cat's on fire!
o MizzCrystal o: Aww! :(!
Reverse Control: The funny thing is
Reverse Control: That's it's April 1st
Reverse Control: :D
o MizzCrystal o: :eek2:
o MizzCrystal o: :mad:
Reverse Control: I don't even have a cat...:rotflmao:
o MizzCrystal o: SHUTUP!
o MizzCrystal o: :blush:


Exhibit A

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Reverse Control: Oh my God
Reverse Control: My kitchen's on fire!
Reverse Control: *Screams*
o MizzCrystal o: omg:
o MizzCrystal o: Oh my god!
Reverse Control: Oh perfect, it's spreading into the living room.
o MizzCrystal o: omg:
o MizzCrystal o: Are you okay?!?
Reverse Control: My cat's on fire!
o MizzCrystal o: Aww! :(!
Reverse Control: The funny thing is
Reverse Control: That's it's April 1st
Reverse Control: :D
o MizzCrystal o: :eek2:
o MizzCrystal o: :mad:
Reverse Control: I don't even have a cat...:rotflmao:
o MizzCrystal o: SHUTUP!
o MizzCrystal o: :blush:


Exhibit A
:livid: :grr:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
Reverse Control: That's it's April 1st

OMG.. its April 1st.. I still have the same screename!! omg:

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by ¤MsConanOBrien¤
:livid: :grr:

:kiss:

[¤I Love Clay Aiken¤]

Originally posted by Original Prankster
:kiss: :grady: