Stupid Laws

[Ravey]

Name some stupid laws that you've heard of. There's a law in Tennessee that says "You shall not drive while asleep." and also another says "You will not shoot anyone while dead." Then there's a sick law that says "No dog shall molest a car." lol :lol:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Ravey
Then there's a sick law that says "No dog shall molest a car." lol :lol:

HUH?

[Ravey]

Do u mean you don't get the law?

[-*Leah*-]

are these laws real, or did you get them off of a made-up ( not true) website?? :confused:

[Ravey]

Their real, their in some law book my friend had at school today.

[~LadyJess~]

I think laws like this are so funny. My friend had to do this assignment in her government class about sex laws (her teacher is really weird) and there's stuff like oral sex is illegal in Michigan and you can get arrested for even talking about in West Virginia. Like cops are really on the look-out for that. :lol:

[C Doody]

Originally posted by Ravey
Do u mean you don't get the law?

Yeah :lol:

[Georgia's on my Mind]

in ri, theres a law that says you cant have a goat in the second floor apartment or something

[Truth]

www.dumblaws.com



I believe there was one that made it illegal to contact ET.... though Snopes seemed to show it was nothing really...

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva
there's stuff like oral sex is illegal in Michigan

Mental note to self- never to move to Michigan.








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[AnaheimPMWitch]

I'm sure thier are really stupid Laws here in oregon because its such a hicktown I"ll have to look into that
the one law thats federal that cracks me up is the pillow case one You know the one that says "if you cut off this tag you will be imprisoned" (Or something to that effect) *laughs* OKAY how will they know like WHAT You rip off the tag and a bunch of police come to your house hehehe :D I know they probably most likely mean ripping off the tag at the store but STILL they need to clarify that

[ABlairican Pie]

Originally posted by Miss Karly


Mental note to self- never to move to Michigan.










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[*PinkLady*]

I like that link that AAOT posted. These are some stupid Ohio laws -

In Columbus, stores can't sell cornflakes on Sunday.
In Marion, you can't eat a doughnut and walk down the street backwards.
It's illegal to run out of gas in Youngstown.

I always knew I lived in a stupid state, but...good lord.

[Ravey]

There's a law that says you are not allowed to tie a giraffe to a tree in your backyard...

[brownsocks]

in my town there is a bi-law that makes it illegal to spit, or curse in a public place:rolleyes: me and my friends should be in prison for the rest of our natural lives if that was inforced

[Jersey Girl]

Here, it's against the law to pump your own gas.
I'm looking up others on that website -->
-You may not slurp your soup. (arrest me now)
-It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon. (I'll keep that in mind for if I ever encounter one..)
-It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season. (umm..okay)

[drew1]

Originally posted by Ravey
Name some stupid laws that you've heard of. There's a law in Tennessee that says "You shall not drive while asleep." and also another says "You will not shoot anyone while dead." Then there's a sick law that says "No dog shall molest a car." lol :lol:

I LIVE IN TENNESSEE.... ARE YOU DISSING OUR JUDICAL SYSTEM? just joshing.... i wouldn't be suprised if there were those types of laws here, it's pretty dumb here

[~LadyJess~]

Originally posted by Miss Karly
Mental note to self- never to move to Michigan.


:lol: Hey it may be a law but I can assure it is one that many of my fellow Michganders (or is it Michiganians? I forget, someone help me out :lol: ) don't follow.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl
Here, it's against the law to pump your own gas.
) thats an Oregon Law to we kind of like that one here though

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

I heard one time there's a law in some county here in Alabama where it's illegal to eat peanuts or something on a Sunday.

[theshark8777]

Originally posted by jimmiegirl48
I like that link that AAOT posted. These are some stupid Ohio laws -


It's illegal to run out of gas in Youngstown.

I always knew I lived in a stupid state, but...good lord.

I wouldn't even recommend driving at all in Youngstown!

There's also an Ohio law that you have to honk your horn before you pass a car.

[Jersey Girl]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
thats an Oregon Law to we kind of like that one here though

Yeah, I love it too. It's soo convenient in the winter. However, it does have its downsides when you go out of state. We've run out of gas soo many times in East Stroudsburg PA (about 3 miles from the NJ state border) because we say "we have to wait until NJ to buy gas.." and then we run out and it's a huge pain

[Georgia's on my Mind]

in ri....

One must make a loud noise before passing a car on the left.

Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal. Penalty: Maximum $20 fine and imprisonment for 10 days.

Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.

Professional sports, except ice polo and hockey, must obtain a license to play games on Sunday.

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void. -SECTION 11-40-1

It is considered an offense to throw pickle juice on a trolley.

It is illegal to wear transparent clothing.

You may not sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.

It is illegal to use water on even-numbered days for the sole purpose of watering plants, gardens, or lawns. If you break this law there is a fine of $25-$100. (i thought this was just during water bans)

[Sean Snow]

Georgia Laws
1. It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.
2. Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.
3. Signs are required to be written in English.
4. No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday.
5. All sex toys are banned.

Columbus Laws
1. Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday.
2. It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday.

Laws in Other Georgia Towns
1. It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. [Quitman]
2. Erotic dancing is prohibited on Sundays. [Roswell]
3. The flooring of adult bookstores and video stores must be nonabsorbant and smooth textured. [Roswell]
4. One may not place a dead bird on a neighbor's lawn. [Conyers]
5. One man may not be on another man's back. [Atlanta]

[~*Hannah_Lee*~]

"It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday."


That's the stupid law I was talking about.

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl


Yeah, I love it too. It's soo convenient in the winter. However, it does have its downsides when you go out of state. We've run out of gas soo many times in East Stroudsburg PA (about 3 miles from the NJ state border) because we say "we have to wait until NJ to buy gas.." and then we run out and it's a huge pain Yeah I Know we have to pump our own gas when we visit my Aunts in California and I HATE doing that word of advice NEVER wear a nice outfit while pumping gas for the first time

[~LadyJess~]

Originally posted by AnahiemPMWitch
Yeah I Know we have to pump our own gas when we visit my Aunts in California and I HATE doing that word of advice NEVER wear a nice outfit while pumping gas for the first time

Hey at least you got the gas tank open! The first time I pumped gas me and my friend tried for a good 10 minutes trying to get the thing open before we got out the owners manuel. :lol: Big blonde moment for the both of us!

[Ravey]

Originally posted by drew1


I LIVE IN TENNESSEE.... ARE YOU DISSING OUR JUDICAL SYSTEM? just joshing.... i wouldn't be suprised if there were those types of laws here, it's pretty dumb here

I live in TN too, lol :D

[AnaheimPMWitch]

Originally posted by ILoveLucyfan4eva


Hey at least you got the gas tank open! The first time I pumped gas me and my friend tried for a good 10 minutes trying to get the thing open before we got out the owners manuel. :lol: Big blonde moment for the both of us! :lol: actaully that little story was about a Friend IF IT WERE me I wouldnt be able to get the tank open