Aunt Bethany

[Brandon]

(from Christmas Vacation)

Aunt Bethany: Is you're house on fire, Clark?
Clark: No, Aunt Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.
Aunt Bethany: Don't throw me down, Clark.
Clark: I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany.
Aunt Bethany: Is this the airport, Clark?
Clark (no inside): We're here!
Uncle Louis: Hey, Clark. Me and Bethany figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Oh, uncle Louis, you didn't have to buy me anything.
Uncle Louis: Damn it, Bethany. He guessed it!
Aunt Bethany: Oh, that was fun! I love riding in cars! When did you move to Florida? - Ellen, are you still dating Clark?
Ellen: Oh, aunt Bethany! You know you shouldn't have done that.
Aunt Bethany: Oh dear, did I break wind?
Uncle Louis: Jesus! Did the room clear out, Bethany? Hell no! She means presents. You shouldn't have brought presents!

[JDS84]

That is one of my favorite movies of all time. That scene is the favorite scene out of the whole movie.