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TJL

11-11-2002, 07:42 PM

Well, it's Fall again.

The days get shorter, the leaves are turning beautiful colors, and Jennifer Lopez is engaged again...

Seriously, if J. Lo was your friend, and she invites you to her, what is this going to be, her third bridal shower, would you even bother to get her a gift?

;)

Cactus Jack

11-11-2002, 07:44 PM

:lol: :rotflmao:

LOL Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe haha!

Brian Damage

11-11-2002, 07:48 PM

I'd tell her to give me a gift to bother to show up.

I give it a year and then Divorce City!

Mr. Stefani

11-11-2002, 08:36 PM

J. to the HO.

DarleneIllyria

11-11-2002, 09:07 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
I'd tell her to give me a gift to bother to show up.

I give it a year and then Divorce City!

So true. You know, I haven't watched any Ben Affleck movies. Just from the entertainment shows and the tabloids, I figure the guy is pretty decent. He doesn't sound like a stuck up ******* or anything. Any girl would be lucky to get him, but isn't Ben afraid about the one year itch or something? Jen seems to have the one year going for her.

Speaking of which, I don't mean to insult any J. Lo fans on the board. I buy the tabloids. Yes, I love the tabloids. However, they are paying way too much attention to J. Lo and Julia Roberts. I'm just sick of them because they are on the tabloids so much. I guess I'll have to start buying the World Weekly News tabloid. I don't think they cover any celebs. They cover weird stuff. I think they did the Wolf Boy story and all those alien stories.

Swimfan85

11-11-2002, 10:15 PM

its very weird, J-Lo and Ben Afleck, I dont see it lasting forever, or for long time, hmmm ben belongs with me soo, what can you do about it?

TJL

11-11-2002, 10:21 PM

Originally posted by Jenny

I buy the tabloids. Yes, I love the tabloids. However, they are paying way too much attention to J. Lo and Julia Roberts. I'm just sick of them because they are on the tabloids so much.

Yes, Julia and J Lo get quite a bit of press. I love the story People did about Julia right after she broke up with Ben Bratt - "Why can't America's Princess find the right guy yadda yadda..." Please...

Here's a tip for Julia, JLo and the other Hollywood short timers -

Stop marrying every guy you meet!

;)

Georgia's on my Mind

11-11-2002, 10:47 PM

haha...this marriage should be interesting, hmm but you never know....they could last....

DarleneIllyria

11-12-2002, 12:10 AM

Originally posted by TJL

Yes, Julia and J Lo get quite a bit of press. I love the story People did about Julia right after she broke up with Ben Bratt - "Why can't America's Princess find the right guy yadda yadda..." Please...

Here's a tip for Julia, JLo and the other Hollywood short timers -

Stop marrying every guy you meet!

;)

Oh yeah, agreed. See, guys get a bad rap for chasing anything wearing a skirt. What about these girls that chase everything with the correct equipment?

America Princess my foot- from all those National Enqurier stories it sounds like Julia can't be quite a bitch. Hollywood can change you, I guess. You go in with a clear mind and your feet on the ground. When you arrive and get the attention, it makes your head blow up and out comes the ego.

Brian Damage

11-12-2002, 01:32 PM

The reason all these tabloids cover these celebrities is because they are soooo idiotic. A celeb will be madly in love one day, the next they divorce. These people have absolutely no concept of what real life is. They all seem to live in a bubble. All they do is live for the moment. It's a lot worse when they have children. I shouldn't even say they have children because 9 out of 10 times they just adopt.

Moonlight Lady

11-12-2002, 03:17 PM

:lol: Yeah, if Divorce Court offered gift certificates.

Plata

11-12-2002, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
The reason all these tabloids cover these celebrities is because they are soooo idiotic. A celeb will be madly in love one day, the next they divorce. These people have absolutely no concept of what real life is. They all seem to live in a bubble. All they do is live for the moment. It's a lot worse when they have children. I shouldn't even say they have children because 9 out of 10 times they just adopt.

I don't think it's because that they're idiotic. I think it just seems that way because the papers cover the story all too often. I think they should give it a year though before stars rush into marriage. I mean, it just makes them look desperate to be with somebody if they marry someone right after they divorce somebody else.

DarleneIllyria

11-12-2002, 08:05 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
The reason all these tabloids cover these celebrities is because they are soooo idiotic. A celeb will be madly in love one day, the next they divorce. These people have absolutely no concept of what real life is. They all seem to live in a bubble. All they do is live for the moment. It's a lot worse when they have children. I shouldn't even say they have children because 9 out of 10 times they just adopt.

Yep. Name some big time celebs that have been hitched for over 20 years or such. Kind of hard to think of a lot, isn't it?

Seriously, fame and relationships don't always work. If you are both famous, you'll never see each other. One could be in NYC and the other could be in California and you'll never be together. What if one is famous and the other is semi-famous? That just won't work either. Because the semi-famous one will always be know as so and so's husband or wife. See what I'm saying?

dawsongirl

11-13-2002, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by Lil Kelso
:lol: Yeah, if Divorce Court offered gift certificates.

:lol: Good idea.

Brian Damage

11-13-2002, 03:32 PM

Sometimes marrying a big celebrity can actually help a not so famous actor's career.

For example, look at Tom Arnold or Nicole "Mrs. Tom Cruise" Kidman.

TJL

11-13-2002, 04:54 PM

Which do you think will come first,

The second coming of Christ,

Or J-Lo celebrating a fifth wedding anniversary?

;)

Brian Damage

11-13-2002, 05:01 PM

Definitely the second coming. ;)

Pitooey

11-13-2002, 05:11 PM

:happyface :happyface :happyface I wish J-Lo and Ben much happiness together.

Do I think their relationship will last?

I hope so.........

J-Lo has made 2 mistakes in the marriage department already. People do make mistakes. I just hope she has her head on straight this time. Marriage is not a game. It's serious stuff.
Both people have to work at it and it's hard work.:talk:

DarleneIllyria

11-13-2002, 08:40 PM

Originally posted by JennyLee22
Marriage is not a game. It's serious stuff.
Both people have to work at it and it's hard work.:talk: [/COLOR]

I think that's why most marriages don't work out. If I got married at 19 and got married to a guy in his 20s or so, it prob. wouldn't last too long. When you are that young, you care more about yourself than your spouse or your kids.

dlemond

11-14-2002, 12:31 AM

It won't last.

Lopez is way too off the handle and since Affleck is off the hootch I don't think he'll be able to cope with her nonsense.

I find it very sad that a nobody off the streets like Lopez abandoned any sort of normal sensibility and connection with the common people.

Like she isn't demanding (or she won't go on) 48 bottles of Evian, specific placement of cavier in relation to the light fixtures, and a room draped in white roses, all for a crapfest called a J-Lo concert?

What does it take to make a stepped-in crap-celebrity remember reality. Affleck is never going to deal with her unless he becomes a complete tool. A big, big one.

Like she is revolutionalizing any aspect of any business?
More like she's just being an ingrate waiting to piss away any sort of credibility she ever had.

*ShortCake*

11-14-2002, 12:38 PM

To the person who made the comment about Nicole... She actually has an even better career after she divorced Tom... so it wasnt really him that made her career take off. .. if you see what i mean! :) .

-Ash

Brian Damage

11-14-2002, 05:50 PM

Did anybody see the J-Lo interview with Diane Sawyer last night? She really seems grounded and down to earth about this engagement. :eek3:

Brian Damage

11-14-2002, 05:52 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
Did anybody see the J-Lo interview with Diane Sawyer last night? She really seems grounded and down to earth about this engagement. :eek3:

dawsongirl

11-14-2002, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
Did anybody see the J-Lo interview with Diane Sawyer last night? She really seems grounded and down to earth about this engagement. :eek3:

I heard it went on forever without anything important being said.

dawsongirl

11-14-2002, 06:02 PM

Originally posted by dlemond
Like she isn't demanding (or she won't go on) 48 bottles of Evian, specific placement of cavier in relation to the light fixtures, and a room draped in white roses, all for a crapfest called a J-Lo concert?

:angryfire

OH!! I HATE celebrities that do that!!! What the hell makes them better than God that they need f-ing caviar put in a specific place or they won't go on. Eat a %$#@ hamburger and shut up!!

DarleneIllyria

11-14-2002, 06:21 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

:angryfire

OH!! I HATE celebrities that do that!!! What the hell makes them better than God that they need f-ing caviar put in a specific place or they won't go on. Eat a %$#@ hamburger and shut up!!

Oh yeah! I like the way this topic has turned around. The National Enquirer had a bit about Pam Anderson (whoa, actress of the year right?) and how she was doing the Baywatch reunion. She missed her plane and they had to pay even more money so she could catch another plane. When she gets to her hotel room, she calls and complains because they didn't have flowers in her room. Isn't that the biggest bs you've ever heard of. I agree Cathy. They need to just suck it up and go on.

Brian Damage

11-14-2002, 08:00 PM

I heard somewhere that there is a certain music star that requests only blue M&M's in their dressing room. Can you imagine some idiot assistant who has to go through bags and bags of M&M's to take out the blue one's?!?

DarleneIllyria

11-14-2002, 08:33 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
I heard somewhere that there is a certain music star that requests only blue M&M's in their dressing room. Can you imagine some idiot assistant who has to go through bags and bags of M&M's to take out the blue one's?!?

I want to say that was Mariah Carey. I think I remember reading that somewhere, but I can't remember if it's MC or not. I hope whoever the assistant is gets paid good. Can you imagine getting paid a ton of money just for going through bags of M & M's and separating the blue ones from everything else.

TJL

11-14-2002, 08:41 PM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

I heard it went on forever without anything important being said.

That sounds like dinner with my family...

;)

DarleneIllyria

11-14-2002, 09:24 PM

Originally posted by TJL

That sounds like dinner with my family...

;)

roflmao

You are absolutely hilarious, TJL! :)

UpstairsSteak

11-15-2002, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Jenny

Can you imagine getting paid a ton of money just for going through bags of M & M's and separating the blue ones from everything else.

And then they cry on shows like "Where are they now" because they simply can't figure out how they went bankrupt. This marriage won't last any longer than her others, Ben should be back on the booze shortly.
You can take the girl out of the gutter......

Brian Damage

11-15-2002, 01:30 PM

I heard on the news the other day that the engagement ring Ben gave her is worth $1.2 million! It must be nice to have money you could wipe your @$$ with.

Georgia's on my Mind

11-15-2002, 02:55 PM

imo, If they have all that money then they should be able to get exactly what they want to eat...

I saw that interview...I love her she is so great....Did any1 see that part when she went to her elementary school and the security guy was like hovering over her cause all the kids were freaking out??..

Kristina

11-15-2002, 04:12 PM

She'll be divorced in a matter of days, she doesn't take marriage or love seriously.

dawsongirl

11-15-2002, 05:28 PM

Originally posted by briandamage
I heard on the news the other day that the engagement ring Ben gave her is worth $1.2 million! It must be nice to have money you could wipe your @$$ with.

It's a pink diamond. They're rare. I suppose Ben thinks she's a rare jewel. Oh please. This marriage will end before the ring even appreciates.

TJL

11-15-2002, 06:20 PM

I have another question about this fascinating topic. Who's the genius who came up with this rediculous...

Oh wait.

Anyway,

Do you think J-Lo will wear white?

She probably doesn't have to worry about paying for it, by now she has some "buy two get one free" deal going with her bridal gown designer...

;)

Central Perk

11-15-2002, 07:02 PM

Brian Damage

11-15-2002, 07:34 PM

I'm almost positive that she'll wear white. However, it probably won't be a gown. Maybe something in a white Hoochie short shorts. You know to show off her ass-ets. ;)

DarleneIllyria

11-15-2002, 07:55 PM

Originally posted by TJL
I have another question about this fascinating topic. Who's the genius who came up with this rediculous...

Oh wait.

Anyway,

Do you think J-Lo will wear white?

She probably doesn't have to worry about paying for it, by now she has some "buy two get one free" deal going with her bridal gown designer...

;)

ROFLMAO!

Can anybody name one or two celebs that actually cover their bodies up? The celeb doesn't have to wear granny dresses or anything, but who are the ones that don't show off T & A everywhere they go.

A bunch of us got into a conversation about Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty' video. How does Christina wear the clothes that she wears? One award show she was wearing this top and it had a slit to show off boobs. Do they have her boobs tied down or something? If I wore that, my boobs would've flew out of the top long ago.

Pitooey

11-15-2002, 07:57 PM

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I wondered too if she'll wear white although if I were her I wouldn't. 2 marriages with the color white are enough. Maybe a new color will bring her luck........

And remember everybody...............

Everybody wants someone to Love them.......... :D

DarleneIllyria

11-15-2002, 07:59 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane

Or maybe she'll just go to Saks and steal some clothing so her and Ben can have a nice Jailhouse wedding with Winona Ryder as the maid of honor...

(No offense to Ryder fans.)

I am seriously lmao over here at what you said Dr. I'm not a big Winona fan. I liked her in Beetlejuice and Lucas. I think that's all I really liked her in.

Georgia's on my Mind

11-15-2002, 08:54 PM

lol....very funny comments...And maybe Martha can plan their wedding....

Central Perk

11-15-2002, 10:09 PM

Originally posted by Georgia's on my Mind
lol....very funny comments...And maybe Martha can plan their wedding....

lol, yup they could all have a jailhouse rockin' wedding.

dawsongirl

11-16-2002, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by Jenny
A bunch of us got into a conversation about Christina Aguilera's 'Dirrty' video. How does Christina wear the clothes that she wears? One award show she was wearing this top and it had a slit to show off boobs. Do they have her boobs tied down or something? If I wore that, my boobs would've flew out of the top long ago.

Maybe she glues them to her top. :p

DarleneIllyria

11-16-2002, 02:14 AM

Originally posted by dawsongirl

Maybe she glues them to her top. :p

lol- strong possibility to that. Maybe it's suction cupped in there? That's what you call those things right? The things on the back of the stuffed animals that you stick in your car? I may have the wrong name for them. Anyway, tape one of the suction cups to the boob and then sew another suction cup to the inside of the top. Push the suction cups together to make them stick and you got the outfit.