JLKT2002
10-09-2002, 10:19 PM
"NELL"
Las Vegas Part 3 of 4
Guest Stars:
Bea Author- Dorothy Zbornack
Betty White- Rose Nylund
Rue McClannahan-Blanche Deverouxe
Estelle Getty-Sophia Petrillo
Red Foxx-Wilson
Whoopi Goldberg-Loretta Harper
Regis Philman-Mark King(Ceo of Record business)
((credits))
(If you havent read part 1&2 read so you will understand)
Scene 1
(Nell walks into the office nervously)
Nell-Hello I am Nell Harper-Hudson. I am so glad to be here.
Mark King- Well Nell I understand that you want to make it into the music business.
Nell- Hello I am Nell Harper- Hudson. I am so glad to be here.
(audience laughs)
Mark- Yes you have already told me that, are you okay?
Nell- Oh I am okay, it is just these damn hott flashes whoooooo!
(audience laughs) Yes, I do want to be in the music businesse. This has been my dream. And I will do anything it takes.
Mark- Well I have listened to your demo, and it sounds pretty good. But there is only one problem.
Nell- Oh and what is that?
Mark- I know you are black, but can you try singing white?
(audiences gasp) (Nell gives him a mean glare)
Nell- You KNOW(audience chuckles) I better go home and think on this, because it would look bad in the news paper, if it said, Ceo of Music Businesse, KILLED by a PISSED OFF WOMAN!(laughter from the audience) So I better go bye.
(Nell leaves)
End of Scene 1
Scene 2
(Back at Miami, where Sophia is still mad at Mother Maybelle)
Blanche-Now Sophia honey, you can not let this get you down. I mean yout friend Maybelle, has found love, now you can't be mad because of that.
Dorothy-You know MA, for once the slut is right.
(laughter from the audience)
Sophia-OH yeah, well me and Maybelles friendship is over, and when she walks in here, I guarantee you her suit cases will be right at the door, and then I will stick my foot straight up HER
Dorothy-MA!
(audience laughs)
Rose- You know this reminds me of something that happened in ST. Olaf.
Dorothy& Blanche-OH GOD!!
(audience laughs)
Rose-It was a winter night. And a man named Mr. FLUGENMURFER (audience laughs) was outside cutting leaves. (audience laughs)
Dorothy-Leaves Rose?
Rose- Yeah , people in ST. Olaf believe that grass, is what gives you gas, so they dont cut it.
(WILD LAUGHTER FROM AUDIENCE)
Dorothy-WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MA'S ISSUE ROSE!
Rose- Well let me get to the point. The point of the story is, Grass is green, why cant leaves be blue?
(wild laughter from the audience)
Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia: SHUT UP IDIOT
(audience laughs)
(Mother Maybelle walks in)
Sophia- Well if it isnt Judas Iscariot(audience laughs) What are you doing here you scuzz ball!!(audience laughs)
Mother Maybelle- I came here to get my clothes, I am getting out this HELL HOLE.(audience laughs) Here I am living with a slut and retard, and a woman who doesnt get none, no offense Dorothy.
(audience laughs)
Dorothy- None taking you over expired senior citizen TRAMP!!!
(audience laughs)
Mother Maybelle- I am leaving to go to Las Vegas with Nell.
Blanche-Now wait girls,now you too are friends cant you try to work it out a little bit?
Sophia- I whether eat dog poop, then to be friends with her again
(audience laughs)
(Sophia exits)
Mother Maybelle- Ha, why should she eat dog poop, when she is DOG POOP!!!
(audience laughs)
(Mother Maybelle exits)
End of Scene 2
Scene 3
(Back at Las Vegas, at hotel Nell is furious)
Nell- I MEAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! WHO DOES HE THINK IT IS. HE DISRESPECTED ME AND NOBODY DISRESPECTS..........
James Lorettaand Valarie- NELL HARPER-HUDSON!!!!
(laughter from audience)
Valarie- Sister I believe you should just calm down and take a deep breath.
Loretta- In other words Nell SHUT UP!!!
(audience laughs)
James- You know Nell what he did was wrong, and he could be charged for racial assult.
Nell- Well, if that is what it is going to have to take then I'll do it.
End of Episode 10 of Nell.
Come back for Part 4 of 4, when Nell takes the case to Judge Judy. And will Sophia and Maybelles friendship be saved find out next week.
Las Vegas Part 3 of 4
Guest Stars:
Bea Author- Dorothy Zbornack
Betty White- Rose Nylund
Rue McClannahan-Blanche Deverouxe
Estelle Getty-Sophia Petrillo
Red Foxx-Wilson
Whoopi Goldberg-Loretta Harper
Regis Philman-Mark King(Ceo of Record business)
((credits))
(If you havent read part 1&2 read so you will understand)
Scene 1
(Nell walks into the office nervously)
Nell-Hello I am Nell Harper-Hudson. I am so glad to be here.
Mark King- Well Nell I understand that you want to make it into the music business.
Nell- Hello I am Nell Harper- Hudson. I am so glad to be here.
(audience laughs)
Mark- Yes you have already told me that, are you okay?
Nell- Oh I am okay, it is just these damn hott flashes whoooooo!
(audience laughs) Yes, I do want to be in the music businesse. This has been my dream. And I will do anything it takes.
Mark- Well I have listened to your demo, and it sounds pretty good. But there is only one problem.
Nell- Oh and what is that?
Mark- I know you are black, but can you try singing white?
(audiences gasp) (Nell gives him a mean glare)
Nell- You KNOW(audience chuckles) I better go home and think on this, because it would look bad in the news paper, if it said, Ceo of Music Businesse, KILLED by a PISSED OFF WOMAN!(laughter from the audience) So I better go bye.
(Nell leaves)
End of Scene 1
Scene 2
(Back at Miami, where Sophia is still mad at Mother Maybelle)
Blanche-Now Sophia honey, you can not let this get you down. I mean yout friend Maybelle, has found love, now you can't be mad because of that.
Dorothy-You know MA, for once the slut is right.
(laughter from the audience)
Sophia-OH yeah, well me and Maybelles friendship is over, and when she walks in here, I guarantee you her suit cases will be right at the door, and then I will stick my foot straight up HER
Dorothy-MA!
(audience laughs)
Rose- You know this reminds me of something that happened in ST. Olaf.
Dorothy& Blanche-OH GOD!!
(audience laughs)
Rose-It was a winter night. And a man named Mr. FLUGENMURFER (audience laughs) was outside cutting leaves. (audience laughs)
Dorothy-Leaves Rose?
Rose- Yeah , people in ST. Olaf believe that grass, is what gives you gas, so they dont cut it.
(WILD LAUGHTER FROM AUDIENCE)
Dorothy-WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MA'S ISSUE ROSE!
Rose- Well let me get to the point. The point of the story is, Grass is green, why cant leaves be blue?
(wild laughter from the audience)
Dorothy, Blanche and Sophia: SHUT UP IDIOT
(audience laughs)
(Mother Maybelle walks in)
Sophia- Well if it isnt Judas Iscariot(audience laughs) What are you doing here you scuzz ball!!(audience laughs)
Mother Maybelle- I came here to get my clothes, I am getting out this HELL HOLE.(audience laughs) Here I am living with a slut and retard, and a woman who doesnt get none, no offense Dorothy.
(audience laughs)
Dorothy- None taking you over expired senior citizen TRAMP!!!
(audience laughs)
Mother Maybelle- I am leaving to go to Las Vegas with Nell.
Blanche-Now wait girls,now you too are friends cant you try to work it out a little bit?
Sophia- I whether eat dog poop, then to be friends with her again
(audience laughs)
(Sophia exits)
Mother Maybelle- Ha, why should she eat dog poop, when she is DOG POOP!!!
(audience laughs)
(Mother Maybelle exits)
End of Scene 2
Scene 3
(Back at Las Vegas, at hotel Nell is furious)
Nell- I MEAN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!! WHO DOES HE THINK IT IS. HE DISRESPECTED ME AND NOBODY DISRESPECTS..........
James Lorettaand Valarie- NELL HARPER-HUDSON!!!!
(laughter from audience)
Valarie- Sister I believe you should just calm down and take a deep breath.
Loretta- In other words Nell SHUT UP!!!
(audience laughs)
James- You know Nell what he did was wrong, and he could be charged for racial assult.
Nell- Well, if that is what it is going to have to take then I'll do it.
End of Episode 10 of Nell.
Come back for Part 4 of 4, when Nell takes the case to Judge Judy. And will Sophia and Maybelles friendship be saved find out next week.