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[Jo_Polniczeck_98]

What was your favorite quote on the show and why? Mine Was:

Archie: You are a Meathead!!
Mike: What did you call me?
Archie: A meathead!! Dead from the neck up Meathead!!

[Becky W]

I wrote in my favorite quote from Archie, but then I decided it was too offensive to post, so I removed it!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

Actually, Archie had a lot of offensive quotes that, while I am not a bigot or prejudiced, I have to admit I find funny!



[This message has been edited by Becky W (edited 03-06-2001).]

[callmetootie]

Archie: Edith, I have to tell ya something.
Edith: What Archie?
Archie: You are a dingbat!

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Andrew Carden

[AntmanHM]

Although this Quote may deem to be Offensive to some, but it's still Funny!!


Archie: If you walk too fast, the cops will
pick you up. If you walk too slow, the muggers will knock You down.

Gloria: So, skip!

Archie: Then, the f*gs will be all over you

[This message has been edited by AntmanHM (edited 03-17-2001).]

[Becky W]

Antman, my favorite quote from Archie is even more offensive than yours I think!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Since you took "the plunge", I will too! My favorite quote is:

"I never said a guy who wears glasses is a qu**r. A guy who wears glasses is a four eyes; a guy who's a f*g is a qu**r."

Sorry if I shouldn't have posted this! I have gay friends, but I still think it's too funny!

[BoyGenius]

My favorite quote (I'm sure I won't get it quite right) was something that Archie said to his friend Barney, while at Kelseys. Barney's wife had run off with the Orkin (exterminator) man & Archie said "Yeah, I knew dat broad was one a dem whacha call a pyro-nymphiac. I still laugh every time I think of that. I try to throw that word into a conversation from time to time.

[Richard]

Archie said once,"In my day nobody called themselves irish-americans or african-americans or italian-americans.We was all Americans...and if a guy was a spade or a wop it was his business."