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Kay Scarpetta

04-21-2002, 05:29 PM

Ok, well one of them was this past summer. I was in Old Navy with my older cousin who's like in college...yeah anyways she wanted this pair of pants and so I'm like "Ok Brooke, I'll get them". Thet were in the back of the rack...so I reach back into get them, but I fall. I try and get up, but I sink deeper into the rack. I was practically laying in the rack. So she is just standing there laughing, and finally this employee had to help me out. I wanted to die.

Another time was when I was in ECHOS last month. We had to cross a river on this log, and when I was in the middle of it, I fell into the river. Well I went to get up, but I didn't see the beavers dam behind me, and I tripped right over it. I got up and I was covered from head to toe in mud. To make it worse, somehow a branch had gotten caught in my hair. So I had leafs sticking out of my hair. Then everyone whips out their cameras including the teacher with us, and takes a picture of me. Lovely.

Blair85

04-21-2002, 06:20 PM

I've probably had bunches of embarassing moments but this one stands out in my mind...Some family members & I were going to be on TV because we were going to make a promo for a local station. My aunt was trying to get my uncle to make the promo w/ us & they started arguing so she yells really loud, "YOu never wanna do anything!!!" Like the whole newsteam was there & a bunch of other people & they all turned & stared & looked funny. We got on camara, but me aunt messed up & said the wrong thing & my uncle just mumbled ! I was like I'm gonna kill 'em! Needless to say, our "promo" never made it on TV.

Janice

04-21-2002, 06:28 PM

I can top you all. I was at a family gathering, and sitting at a table with my mother, 2 sisters, my aunt and my cousin. We were all very close.
There was a guest at this gathering. Sue wasn't related and wasn't close to my family. She was related to other guests. We'd just see her at weddings and wakes, that sort of thing. We hadn't seen her in a few years, and her weight had really ballooned--I mean she must have gained at least 50 pounds.
I left the table for a bit, and when I returned. I said to my family, "Gee, Sue's really packed it on. I can't believe how big she got."
My mother, sisters, aunt and cousin didn't answer me, and I couldn't figure out why. I remember my sister had this look of horror on her face--actually everyone did.
Then I realized that, in my absence, Sue had taken a seat at the table, and I just didn't notice it when I sat down. We were drinking a little.
I was mortified, and just said, "I'm so sorry Sue. I didn't realize you were here."
This happened over 15 years ago, and still bothers me to this day. I was young, stupid, and I learned a valuable lesson in sensitivity that day. :blush:

-*Forever*-

04-21-2002, 07:00 PM

One time I was at this guy I used to like's house and Jackie was like "Oh, come on, just dive in" cos I wasn't good at diving and I didn't want to embarass myself, but I did and my top flew up! His older brother saw me but he didn't say anything and I was soooooo embarassed.

Another time, I was at Jackie's b-day party and Danielle was being soooooo annoying, so I leaned in to a group of my friends and I went "Danielle is being an-" and then I realized she was there!! And she goes "You were gonna say something about me" and I went "No, I meant the other Danielle" it was embarassing

InspectorExstead

04-21-2002, 10:15 PM

well i've had a few...

last year my last teacher would let us out late and everything so one day i started running and everyone was going slow and i was like "ugh..." so i went through the grass/dirt area not realizing there was mud. i was running and boom...slipped so hard. no one even helped me get up. omg...and then to make matters worse my best friend saw it and wouldn't stop laughing.

then a couple of months ago me and my friend (the same person in the above story) were like "let's race each other down the stairs" and so we were going right..lol....it's making me laugh already...and i lost my balance and like fell and rolled down like 6 of the steps...luckily no one was there but us...thank god.

umm....i think that's it.

KerriBerri687

04-21-2002, 10:52 PM

wellllll...wen i was in 1st grade this kid jason liked me and he told my *former* best friend who told everybody....well...it ended up that the whole cafeteria was chanting "kerri loves jason" fun fun...

Czas na Zywiec

04-21-2002, 11:53 PM

Czas na Zywiec

04-22-2002, 12:02 AM

Ok, I got another one for ya'll. I was at play practice one night, and I came upon a word that I didn't know how to pronounce. Well, the word said "s'long" meant so long. Well I was thinking to myself I don't want to look like an idot and say it wrong so I said it a way that I thought was right. Well, so much for that idea. I went ahead and said slong, not as in so long, but shlong. OMG, I could hear everyone busting up and laughing and I felt like dying right then and there. One person even said to get my mind out of the gutter. OMG some people still haunt me to this day about that.

Czas na Zywiec

04-22-2002, 12:37 AM

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Originally posted by bb:
this took place in the long hot summer of 1994. I was asked to wear a frog suit to help promote the local radio station ( Froggy 99.3 ) at the grand opening of a local Food Lion supermarket.

It was a hot day ( about 102* ) and I was supposed to walk all over the parking lot, thoughout the store and even visit the other stores in the shopping center. I knew I would be sweating quite a bit so my co-worker says to me why dontI just get into the frog suit nude as nobody will see me.
Foolishly I took the advice.

I was walking in the Food Lion ( which was very very busy )and I noticed that I was feeling cool. I thought maybe the advice of me being nude inside the suit was good.

Then suddenly I felt this hand on my bare butt. It was an old woman ( about 70 or so )
" ..honey....you have way too much hair on that butt. If you are trying to turn me on..well it aint working babe". Then she started to laugh, as well as just about everyone at Food Lion.

Most of the back side of the frog suit had came undone and for 30 minutes I was walking around semi-nude and I didnt even know it.

Never been back to that Food Lion !!
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I found this is an old post, but just wanted to post it here. She's not here anymore, but I just dies laughing at this one too. :lol:

Kay Scarpetta

04-22-2002, 03:19 PM

Originally posted by Eric Matthews

OMG! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I don't know why, but I can not stop laughing at that story. When you said you sank in tht rack, I just picture you sinking in quicksand with everyone loking at you! OMG, I can't type this without thinking about your story and burst out laughing. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry :(

P.S. :rotflmao:

Yeah I was like, burried in the clothes rack....you know how Old Navy's racks are on the wall right? Well, yeah...I was to the back of the wall. *snif* Not my fault I'm clumsy. Don't laff :(

P.S......Shlong, Eric.....*does a prevailing dance*

XoVanillaRain90oX

04-22-2002, 04:53 PM

uhm..well when i first began bowling...u know how u throw the ball back first, right? well instead of it going down the lane, it flung out of my hand the oppposite way on the approach....

well this isn't my embarrassing moment but my dads: we were doing a cosmic bowl....music lights blah blah, so ok he's going up to bowl, right? i look away for like 3 sec. and look back. he's not there...i look closer and he's on the floor!!!! his body is halfway past the foul (sp???) line....and meanwhile he gets a strike!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Czas na Zywiec

04-22-2002, 06:43 PM

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
P.S......Shlong, Eric.....*does a prevailing dance*

What did you just call me? :rolleyes: I don't care. I'm too mature for a child like yourself.

Karly - Karley - Karlie - Carly - Carl - Karli Barley :D

SoFl123

04-22-2002, 08:04 PM

Well when i was a baby, my parents and my grand parents all went to a resturant for dinner. i fell asleep, and my mom said i started peeing like a fountian in the air, and she threw her sweater over it to not cause a big scene.
Another is when i was at some theme park in Tampa or Orlando. We came in late in a dark theatre to watch a performance, and i couldnt see if anyone was in seats or not. i found a seat and i was curious if anyone was in the seat next to me, so i put my hand in the seat and i realized i was touching some guys leg. then the guy moved a few seats away from me, i was embarrassed the rest of the performance

Kay Scarpetta

04-22-2002, 09:12 PM

Originally posted by Eric Matthews
I'm too mature for a child like yourself.

Karly-

I take that as a high insult. I am not a child.

And yes, that's me.

Hollow

04-23-2002, 09:53 PM

Originally posted by Eric Matthews
What was your most embarrassng moment? Mine was when I fell down the stairs at school. I was walking up 4 flights of stairs, and I turned around and my shoe slipped and fell down a whole flight of stairs until the wall broke my fall. I was so embarrassed because everyone was going up and they all saw me! :blush: I felt like such an idiot.
That happened to me b4....when i wuz like 7 or 8 i wuz at the airport pickin up my grandma and when we were leavin my mom and grandma were goin down the escalator and there wuz a flight of staires right next to it and i wuz runnin down em and i tripped and fell like 15 stairs

MyStErIoUs ChIck

04-23-2002, 10:46 PM

I was at a restaurant sitting at a table (kinda buzzed)
and I got up to go to the bathroom, but my skirt went
up somehow. So I flashed a couple who was right there
and they got a good view, I think. That wasn't even the
most embarrassing part about it. I don't know why but
I said "oops! sometimes that sh*t happens". The people
looked at me like they were repulsed. I didn't mean to
say that. It just came out because I was acting kind of
screwy from drinking. I hardly ever drink (especially
because I'm underage) so I don't have a very high
tolerance for alcoholic beverages--It messes me up
bad. :D oh yeah, another embarrassing moment was
when I was at the library studying with this stupid girl
who happens to be my friend, but drives me insane.
ok, well...she's very impulsive...and thats fine because
I'm like that too but she takes it to the extremes. All
of a sudden she'll make a scene in public for the hell
of it. I usually laugh and am a good sport about it, but
we were at the library. I was just trying to study
and I wasn't really responding when she talked to me,
so she decides to embarrass me to get my attention.
She yelled "I dont want to have sex with you!!!" and
everyone looked at us. :rolleyes: I've never asked
her anything of the sort, but she's such a psychopath.
I was just sitting there minding my own business.
Also, she had a walky talky in her purse. Then her
friend started talking to her and she sat there having
a discussion with her friend in the freaking library.
some lady finally asked her to turn the damn thing off
because it makes a racket. it has this annoying beep
sound. anyway, those are my embarrassing moments.

SoFl123

04-23-2002, 10:53 PM

i wish i was the one you flashed

MyStErIoUs ChIck

04-23-2002, 11:15 PM

Originally posted by SoFl123
i wish i was the one you flashed

:lol: Why? are you trying to hit on me?? ;)

SoFl123

04-23-2002, 11:17 PM

i dont know :cool: ............maybe ;)

MyStErIoUs ChIck

04-23-2002, 11:25 PM

Originally posted by SoFl123
i dont know :cool: ............maybe ;)

hehe :blush: this is funny....I even get hit on
when I post on message boards. damn, I'm good!
ha...J/K.....:D

SoFl123

04-23-2002, 11:27 PM

lol

Chocoholic

04-23-2002, 11:30 PM

I was playing soccer in gym one time. I was the goalie. Someone kicked the ball so hard, fast, and high that I didn't see it coming until it whacked me in the chest, sending me flying into the net. I wasn't injured, but I was soooooooo embarrassed!!!!! :blush: :blush: :blush:

BlairandJo

04-23-2002, 11:34 PM

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Ok, well one of them was this past summer. I was in Old Navy with my older cousin who's like in college...yeah anyways she wanted this pair of pants and so I'm like "Ok Brooke, I'll get them". Thet were in the back of the rack...so I reach back into get them, but I fall. I try and get up, but I sink deeper into the rack. I was practically laying in the rack. So she is just standing there laughing, and finally this employee had to help me out. I wanted to die.

That sounds like something I would do. I am so clumsy. Ive even triped on my pants while putting them on.

Heres a good one: A few weeks ago at church the youth group had pizza and games after the 6pm service. I was sitting next to my boyfriend and my friends..........Well I just came back from getting somemore soda I set my soda down on the table then I sat down and move my chair closer to the table, While doing that I bumped the tape causing my soda to spill.:blush:

Heres an even better one: Our youth group was at a resturant(Sp?) and we were getting ready to leave so I bent down to pick up my purse then I stood up and as I swung it over my shoulder the purse hit my chair causing it to fall loudly to the floor, If that wasn't bad enough we happened to be on the second floor and the people down stairs heard the chair falling also.:blush:

I am a completely clumsy.

Ags2000

04-24-2002, 11:32 AM

Originally posted by BlairandJo
I am a completely clumsy.

Trust me when I say you are NOT clumsy. I am the Queen of Clumsy.

Anyway, the most embarrasing thing I was ever present for did not happen to me (thankfully :))

A few years ago, some friends we have known for years and grown up with came down for a visit. *Betty has 2 kids now and she brought them down along with a friend of the kids. So one day Betty, her kids, my older sister and myself went to the King Ranch to do the tour again (it was again for my sister and I but the others had never been)

We get to the area of the Ranch that has the old horses out to pasture. For those that don't know, when male horses get older they let it hang down (Use your imagination here, don't make me explain what "it" is) So Betty's daughter sees this horse standing there letting it hang down and she turns to her mom and asked her if that was an extra leg. :lol:

Now you have to imagine, this is a very small tour bus. There are MAYBE 20 people on it including the bus driver. The entire bus errupted into laughter. :lol: Betty told her daughter no that it was not a leg then turned beet red and looked out the window. I turned around to Betty and asked her if she was going to tell her daughter what it was and Betty said no real quick. :lol: :lol:

I can only imagine what that tour guide told his family that night about his day. :D

D

*name changed to protect the halfway innocent :D

IownTheDivision69

04-24-2002, 05:24 PM

my most embarassing moment was much more then a cluckin moment... it was like a whole day... but were not gonna get into that.

Czas na Zywiec

04-24-2002, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by IownTheDivision69
my most embarassing moment was much more then a cluckin moment... it was like a whole day... but were not gonna get into that.

Oh come on. Please? This is a fun post and everyone needs a laugh or two. :D

Warm & Fuzzy

04-26-2002, 06:21 PM

LOLOL, Dannie! :rotflmao: I'm still cracking up, hehe.

Today, when I went to the library, which is seldom...
instead of handing the librarian my library card, I gave her my Metrocard instead... -ahem- of course I didnt even realize this up until she gave it back to me. Haha. (I've been taking the bus too often. ) Remember ... this was a nyc library-- really long line- loud talking people library, lol.

But this isn't as worst as some of the other stories I'm reading, LOL.

IownTheDivision69

04-26-2002, 06:29 PM

um... ok... well... i'll tell a different one um... lets see...

OK... i was walkin in the hallway and I had my adidas flip flops on and one of the reallly preppy popular people stepped on my flip flop... well... it flew off my foot and hit her right in the face and then i had to go look for it and i was late for english

Anuffer time:

Ok this ones really funny, I was just joking around and i said "this is my friend Carolyn" in a sarcastic way and just when i said that my social studies teacher came up to me and she heard what i said and she's like "Oh Aly" i'm like "uh..." it was so funny... ya had to be there.

InspectorExstead

04-27-2002, 12:06 AM

here's another one of mine...

during soccer practice i was really hyper and i was like gettting the ball when we were like scrymaging each other and all. we didn't use the goal...we used like two cones for like a goal. anyway, i started chasing the ball...literally chasing the ball...like all crazy and i ran into the soccer net and got stuck in there and kinda tripped you know...it happens. :D

SoFl123

05-06-2002, 03:07 AM

O! i just remembered one. i was a little kid i think around kindergarden age. i was outside playing alone and stuff, and a middle school girl comes up to me and asks if i want a cookie, i said yea, i took it an i couldnt bite it, it was too hard. then a ton of girls suddenly appeared out of no where laughing at me telling me it was a dog biscuit. i was emarrassed and mad at the time and ran home i think. Its funny how you can laugh at these things years after they happen

MyStErIoUs ChIck

05-06-2002, 07:09 PM

Originally posted by SoFl123
O! i just remembered one. i was a little kid i think around kindergarden age. i was outside playing alone and stuff, and a middle school girl comes up to me and asks if i want a cookie, i said yea, i took it an i couldnt bite it, it was too hard. then a ton of girls suddenly appeared out of no where laughing at me telling me it was a dog biscuit. i was emarrassed and mad at the time and ran home i think. Its funny how you can laugh at these things years after they happen

aww...that's so mean that she gave you a dog
biscuit. Funny, though! :D hehe. How the hell can
you remember something that happened when you
were in kindergarden? man, I can't!! It's been 11
years since I was in that grade. I have a good memory
for lines and stuff for plays, but I just can't remember
very much from when I was a kid. I'm actually still
a kid...just an older one (almost 17!) :) How old are
you, soFl123? (if you don't mind me asking). I'm curious
as to how far back you can remember. ;)

Czas na Zywiec

05-06-2002, 07:22 PM

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck

aww...that's so mean that she gave you a dog
biscuit. Funny, though! :D hehe. How the hell can
you remember something that happened when you
were in kindergarden? man, I can't!! It's been 11
years since I was in that grade. I have a good memory
for lines and stuff for plays, but I just can't remember
very much from when I was a kid. I'm actually still
a kid...just an older one (almost 17!) :) How old are
you, soFl123? (if you don't mind me asking). I'm curious
as to how far back you can remember. ;)

Ah, your 17? Yes! Another person to add to my list. :lol:

Anyway, I think I have another embarrassing moment. I was in my second grade classroom about a week ago. Well, I was walking around the classroom and turned a corner where there was this big shelf. Well, There was like a nail sticking out or something because i heard this huge rip. OMG, My pants had ripped from my right pocket, towards the center, and right past the knee. OMG, I wanted to die right there and there. Gladly, I was behind the shelf and no one heard. You know how cruel 2nd graders are! So I sneaked out of the classroom and ran to the bathroom to see what I could do. And the bathroom was sooooo far. Well, I had to staple my pants together temporarilly because I had lunch next hour, so I would go straight home. I hated that day. I'm just glad that no one saw, or I wouldn't be here telling this tale, this tale of a frightful day. That happened apon this elementary school, apon this 2nd grade class.

XoVanillaRain90oX

05-06-2002, 07:36 PM

Oh I have more:

Well in 4th grade my skirt went up outside while playin hopscotch...

IN 5TH Grade, i was also playin hopscotch....and you kno when you pick up the little thingy off the # 'n' you're supposed to only do it w/ one foot? yeah..well my foot went into this girls jacket pocket...LMAO!!!!

Warm & Fuzzy

05-06-2002, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by NYangel
Oh I have more:

Well in 4th grade my skirt went up outside while playin hopscotch...

IN 5TH Grade, i was also playin hopscotch....and you kno when you pick up the little thingy off the # 'n' you're supposed to only do it w/ one foot? yeah..well my foot went into this girls jacket pocket...LMAO!!!! LOLOL! Lisa, how in the world did THAT happen? :lol:

:joke: j/k j/k j/k

Warm & Fuzzy

05-06-2002, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Ah, your 17? Yes! Another person to add to my list. :lol:

Anyway, I think I have another embarrassing moment. I was in my second grade classroom about a week ago. Well, I was walking around the classroom and turned a corner where there was this big shelf. Well, There was like a nail sticking out or something because i heard this huge rip. OMG, My pants had ripped from my right pocket, towards the center, and right past the knee. OMG, I wanted to die right there and there. Gladly, I was behind the shelf and no one heard. You know how cruel 2nd graders are! So I sneaked out of the classroom and ran to the bathroom to see what I could do. And the bathroom was sooooo far. Well, I had to staple my pants together temporarilly because I had lunch next hour, so I would go straight home. I hated that day. I'm just glad that no one saw, or I wouldn't be here telling this tale, this tale of a frightful day. That happened apon this elementary school, apon this 2nd grade class. LOLOL! :lol: Last year, the same thing happened to this guy, LOL. We were playing tag, and there was a metal piece near the gates. I tagged him a little tooooooooo hard, lol, he tripped, and his pants ripped from his thigh all the way down to his ankle, LOL. I couldn't stop apologizing, LOL. Then he had to go to the nurse and ended up wearing the "gym shorts" home on a cold, rainy day.

°Bubbly Blonde°

05-06-2002, 08:39 PM

Ok, this is kinda gross, but, I through up infront of a whole buncha people at a theme park in line for a roller coaster. I had a stomache ache, and the cherry slushy I had, came right up! :) ;)

Babes_Cat

05-06-2002, 08:48 PM

MyStErIoUs ChIck

05-06-2002, 10:00 PM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Ah, your 17? Yes! Another person to add to my list. :lol:

what list? :confused:

Czas na Zywiec

05-06-2002, 10:05 PM

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck

what list? :confused:

Well, most people on this site are 13 or 14. I find myself to be 17. So I started to make a list of people who I know are close to my age! :rotflmao: I know It's lame, bt ya are ya gonna do. :lol:

-*Forever*-

05-06-2002, 10:06 PM

Ok here's one:
Laney, Alex, and I called Greg but we were throwin the phone around and Alex shut it off while someone was going 'Hello?' So I called back and the person went 'Hello?!' and I went 'Alex the freak just hung up the phone' and they go 'Alex who?' and I'm like 'Omg you're so stupid!!' and they go 'Is this Jackie?' and I'm like 'No, it's Kaitlyn' and then they go 'Kaitlyn, this is Buffy' AND THAT'S GREG'S MOM!!!!! I THOUGHT SHE WAS GREG!!! I was soooooooooo embarassed.

MyStErIoUs ChIck

05-06-2002, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

Well, most people on this site are 13 or 14. I find myself to be 17. So I started to make a list of people who I know are close to my age! :rotflmao: I know It's lame, bt ya are ya gonna do. :lol:

hehe. yeah, seems like there's a
lot of younger kids here. I find that to
be ironic since these message boards
are mainly for old sitcoms that were
before our time, so one might expect
the majority of people to consist of
elderly folks. :)

Czas na Zywiec

05-07-2002, 12:28 AM

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
Today, when I went to the library, which is seldom...
instead of handing the librarian my library card, I gave her my Metrocard instead... -ahem- of course I didnt even realize this up until she gave it back to me. Haha. (I've been taking the bus too often. ) Remember ... this was a nyc library-- really long line- loud talking people library, lol.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Babes_Cat

05-07-2002, 06:33 AM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

:eek: :eek2: :eek:

laceyinthesky

05-07-2002, 03:10 PM

My most embarassing moment would probably have to be the time I was in a Spencer's admiring a fake bottle of "Morgasm" pills when my ex's parents walked in. ..Don't ask me why they were there in the first place, but yeah, yikes.

Ewan's My Man

05-07-2002, 04:10 PM

Ok, I have one, ok, I m a REALLY bad basketball player and all, so, yea, my team in gym tries to sub me out as often as possible. So, NEwayz, they finally subbed me in and I got the ball for like the only time ever and I shot, and made it (I barely ever make baskets during games)...ok...so that was great...but it was for, um, the other team...and they still got the point. My team hated me!! Yea, that happened last Monday...ooooooooo joy...

AllIWantIsYourClutch

05-07-2002, 04:37 PM

Originally posted by BubbleLuvGrl026
Ok, this is kinda gross, but, I through up infront of a whole buncha people at a theme park in line for a roller coaster. I had a stomache ache, and the cherry slushy I had, came right up! :) ;)

Ahaha! Me and my friends were doing that at Six Flags! We kept shaking up our bottles of Sprite and then opening them in our mouths and we made ourselves throw up. We all threw up everything that was already in our stomachs, so all we were throwing up was Sprite. Good times...

One time I was talking to my friend on the phone and I was like "I'll call you back when I get out of the shower." So I get out of the shiwer, call her back and this is what our convo was like.

*riiiiiiiiing*

-Hello?
*sigh* Hi.....
<Pause>
Well, yea I'm out of the shower now...
-Umm do you want to talk to Megan?

Ahahaha! It was her mom!!

Babes_Cat

05-07-2002, 04:49 PM

Originally posted by NancyRulz24

Ahaha! Me and my friends were doing that at Six Flags! We kept shaking up our bottles of Sprite and then opening them in our mouths and we made ourselves throw up. We all threw up everything that was already in our stomachs, so all we were throwing up was Sprite. Good times...

HUNNY! EWWWWWWWW! lol

Polniaczek033

05-07-2002, 05:56 PM

Originally posted by NYangel
uhm..well when i first began bowling...u know how u throw the ball back first, right? well instead of it going down the lane, it flung out of my hand the oppposite way on the approach....

well this isn't my embarrassing moment but my dads: we were doing a cosmic bowl....music lights blah blah, so ok he's going up to bowl, right? i look away for like 3 sec. and look back. he's not there...i look closer and he's on the floor!!!! his body is halfway past the foul (sp???) line....and meanwhile he gets a strike!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

ok. i have a bowling story too. Well, first, i need to tell u this, i am a great bowler in my league, my cousin, is in the hall of fame, adn my other cousin is only 11, and got recognized. anywho, i was 6 at the time and sucked. it was at my OTHER cousin Jennifer's birthday. she was turning 7. of course it was a bowling party. it was cyber bowl, and the lights were off. I was getting ready to roll the ball, and i FLEW RIGHT UP onto the alley. Everyone was laughing, but i hit hard! really hard! you know that stuff they put on the alley? Well, it was all over my knee b/c i was wearing shorts! What luck! lol

Also, in 1st grade, we had to do this play, we sang this one song, and i had a solo. it wassn't really a singing solo though. the song was about these 3 turkeys that hid from the farmer. i had to be the turkey that hid in the haystack! I had to sit behind this alaminated haystack drawing on the stage, but as i was walking up, i slid on the floor, and right off the stage! I was at my grandpa's house, spending the night with my step cousin, and i told her about it. now every night she looks at me and says, "Gobble gobble.":blush: :blush: :blush:

TALLguyinKY

06-16-2002, 08:18 PM

Well I don't know if this is my most embarrassing moment, but it's my most recent---it happened less than 1/2 an hour ago, lol...

I was in church, and tonight we had Communion. We get the bread, fine. We get the drink, I drink---and I usually slither my tongue in when I'm done and slurp up every last drop before I put my cup in the li'l hole thingy in the pew, but this time I decided it'd be quicker and more subtle if I did that while the cup was still in my mouth.

So I drink it down, then snake my tongue in, and it acts like a vacuum on me---my tongue is SUCKED into the cup, and STUCK there. :eek: I pull and pull---nothin'. I realized this is soooo not spiritual, and try to cover my mouth with one hand as I YANK on my cupped tongue with the other. Still nothin'. :o

I keep tryin' and tryin', grape juice is dribblin' all down my chin and makes this huge blobby stain on my WHITE "Thundercats" t-shirt, and I feel like I'm an unbilled entertainment spectacle.

FINALLY I manage to POP the cup offa my tongue, and nonchalantly put it away---with grape juice all on my chin and white shirt like some hyper 8-year-old with Koolaid.

Luckily no one was on my immediate either side, so it coulda been worse---still, there was a family behind me to my left, and I'm sure they had to see what was goin' on! :blush:

AllIWantIsYourClutch

06-17-2002, 01:17 PM

Me and my friend were at Wet n Wild...a water park in Florida....and I had my key to our locker around my wrist, but I thought it was gonna fall off on the slide, so I put it around my ankle. So we get off the slide and I wanted to put the key back around my wrist. I decided to try and do it while walking. Bad idea. I am the most uncoordinated person in the world. I slid on my heel and fell. Some guy walked by and he goes "HOLY HELL ARE YOU OKAY?!" Needless to say I now come to a complete stop before removing anything from my foot.

TibbyTibby2

06-18-2002, 10:28 PM

well i flipped of the bar in gymnastics and i hit my head with my feet it was painful and embarassing !!! :mad:

Kay Scarpetta

06-18-2002, 10:39 PM

LOL this wasn't the worst, but it happened like 2 hours ago!

Ok, I was in the playground with Alyssa, Jocelyn, and Dan and w see this guy walking by. Well Dan mutters under his breath "Run Forrest, run!" And being the TOTALLY dumb person I am, I yell out this REALLY insulting comment to the guy, only to find out it was a father and his 2 little sons! I was like, "OH my God, please help me, he's gonna come back!" and sure enough a half hour later, he came back! I was like "Oh....Dear Lord....." and he starts mouthin' off to me about how I shoulda said it to his face and all and I'm like "Uh, I wasn't talking to you, I was um telling my friends a story" and of course he didn't buy that, so here I am standing thinking "Am I in some deep crap!" and so he left and honestly, I didn't care, because he couldn't do anything to me, but my friends are all staring at me like "We are never hanging with you in public again". *sigh* I honestly need to think before I speak!

AllIWantIsYourClutch

06-18-2002, 10:48 PM

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
LOL this wasn't the worst, but it happened like 2 hours ago!

Ok, I was in the playground with Alyssa, Jocelyn, and Dan and w see this guy walking by. Well Dan mutters under his breath "Run Forrest, run!" And being the TOTALLY dumb person I am, I yell out this REALLY insulting comment to the guy, only to find out it was a father and his 2 little sons! I was like, "OH my God, please help me, he's gonna come back!" and sure enough a half hour later, he came back! I was like "Oh....Dear Lord....." and he starts mouthin' off to me about how I shoulda said it to his face and all and I'm like "Uh, I wasn't talking to you, I was um telling my friends a story" and of course he didn't buy that, so here I am standing thinking "Am I in some deep crap!" and so he left and honestly, I didn't care, because he couldn't do anything to me, but my friends are all staring at me like "We are never hanging with you in public again". *sigh* I honestly need to think before I speak!

AHAHAHAHAA!!!!! :rotflmao:

MrsGarrettRocksMySocks

06-18-2002, 11:13 PM

Originally posted by TallKyGuy
Well I don't know if this is my most embarrassing moment, but it's my most recent---it happened less than 1/2 an hour ago, lol...

I was in church, and tonight we had Communion. We get the bread, fine. We get the drink, I drink---and I usually slither my tongue in when I'm done and slurp up every last drop before I put my cup in the li'l hole thingy in the pew, but this time I decided it'd be quicker and more subtle if I did that while the cup was still in my mouth.

So I drink it down, then snake my tongue in, and it acts like a vacuum on me---my tongue is SUCKED into the cup, and STUCK there. :eek: I pull and pull---nothin'. I realized this is soooo not spiritual, and try to cover my mouth with one hand as I YANK on my cupped tongue with the other. Still nothin'. :o

I keep tryin' and tryin', grape juice is dribblin' all down my chin and makes this huge blobby stain on my WHITE "Thundercats" t-shirt, and I feel like I'm an unbilled entertainment spectacle.

FINALLY I manage to POP the cup offa my tongue, and nonchalantly put it away---with grape juice all on my chin and white shirt like some hyper 8-year-old with Koolaid.

Luckily no one was on my immediate either side, so it coulda been worse---still, there was a family behind me to my left, and I'm sure they had to see what was goin' on! :blush:

Ahhhhhh...
been there done that...it wasn't so great...

Ok..this i sonly embarrassing if people dont' understand me...It's really more funny than embarrassing...to me..to my cousin Danny, well, that's another story...
ANYWAY,
We were taping one of our "Movies" and his dog came into the room...so he's like, "here buttons(name of the dog) open the door, and go out!" and so the dog di...and he came really close the camera as he bent down and clapped his hands(I'm starting to laugh..i can see it..) and went, " And that was buttons!" and then he was sitting down REALLY REALLY close to the camera and he went, " THAT was Buttons alright...BUT" and then the camera shut off....lol...see...he was moving his head...and he whammed it into the camera when he was saying BUTTONS....so he was like BUT and as he said that his head SMACKED the camera....we were loling all day...it was a sunday...we were laughing ALL through church!

one of my most embarrassing is when my mom told Lisa Whelchel about how I record FOL on Audio tapes and we listened to them in the car...I coulda died...

and another of mine was when we did a play in kindergarten...we did this play..and we were gingerbread people...and it was being taped...and I had like one line, but see, I'm a REAL HAM, so, one person, that I know, stuck their tongue out at me while I was talking, and so, after I was done,(and I was the last one in my "group" of speakers) I stayed while everyone else went back to their seats and I stuck my tongue out at her...lol...when we watched it..I was so embarrassed...cause we watched it the next day...I almost died..EVERYONE looked at me..

Blair85

06-18-2002, 11:44 PM

When I was little, my family and I were in a steak house restuarant and we got our drinks & I took the straw outta the paper & stuck in in my drink. Somehow w/out me noticing at all, I flipped the straw out of the drink & it hit some guy in the eye!! :lol: I didn't even realize & my mOm & aunt & uncle said "Emily, why did you thow your straw at that man?!" They were going spastic & I just said "huh?" The guy was nice about it though :) It happened so fast, to this day I don't know how my straw ended up in his eye!

LucyFan

07-23-2002, 01:53 AM

My most embarrasing moment was when I was getting out of the shower and my mother so happened to have company over. Well, thinking no one was in the house (except for me only) . . . I walked towards my room naked and halfway I got spotted by not only my mother but also by her houseguest! When I realized that I was getting spotted on, I ran as fast as could in my room! Oh, boy was I embarrased! and to make matters worse my mother was so pissed at me. I felt so awful.

I was about nine years old at the time and it sure taught me a good lesson!

LucyFan

07-23-2002, 01:57 AM

grrrr . . . double post. sorry

~Teddybear~

07-23-2002, 04:52 PM

I had to be the dumbest 8 year old ever!! When I was in 3rd grade, I asked my teacher could I use the bathroom and she gave my a hall pass. In the bathroom, I accidentally flushed it down the toilet, but didn't notice it untill I saw my principal asking people "Can I see your hall pass?" I tried to act like I was sharing a hall pass with this girl walking down the hall, but principal caught me and asked me where my hall pass was. I told her I left it in the restroom, and she told me to go back in and get it, and when I came out, I had to show it to her. I knew I didn't leave it in there, so I snuck pass her down the other hall trying to find another way to get to me class.(I was new in school, and wasn't familiar with the building). When I saw the door to me classroom, I creeped in hoping me teacher wouldn't see me come in and ask me for the pass. Then me principal came in and said, " Now didn't I tell you to show me your hall pass? Where is it?" My whole class was looking at me, even my teacher. I know both of them wanted an answer, but I didn't want the class to hear it so I whispered to my principal," I flushed it down the toilet by mistake, my teacher gave me a pass, you can ask her yourself." And she yelled, " What do you mean you flushed it down the toilet?" The whole class laughed, I wished I was invisible!!:o

Titania

07-23-2002, 05:48 PM

Ok...im not sure if this is the most embarassing but it is the most memorable one....

It was my first football game w/ the marching band so im a little freshman and trying to fit in as is...Im sitting in the bleachers w/ this guy whos a junior on one side me and a bunch of my friends on the other side.. my friends and I were making fun of these cheerleaders (no offense to any of you who are cheerleaders but all the cheerleaders at my school are such airheads!!!)
And I love to do impressions, (This is OT but I do a great katherine hepburn, scarlett o'hara (duh, that one ive perfected), and irish, british, and australian accents-- o and my latest is a Stitch voice!!)
I also do a cheerleader impression that my friends find pretty funny....So my friend Jon asks me to do that impression, I do and we're laughing and stuff. And its a lot of fun...
...and all of a sudden the junior guy taps me on the shoulder and tells me that his girlfriend (of three years to make matters worse...) is one of the cheerleaders we were talking about....

:eek:

Czas na Zywiec

07-23-2002, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb

Today, when I went to the library, which is seldom...
instead of handing the librarian my library card, I gave her my Metrocard instead... -ahem- of course I didnt even realize this up until she gave it back to me. Haha. (I've been taking the bus too often. ) Remember ... this was a nyc library-- really long line- loud talking people library, lol.

This deserves another :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Warm & Fuzzy

07-23-2002, 08:56 PM

Originally posted by breezyb
I had to be the dumbest 8 year old ever!! When I was in 3rd grade, I asked my teacher could I use the bathroom and she gave my a hall pass. In the bathroom, I accidentally flushed it down the toilet, but didn't notice it untill I saw my principal asking people "Can I see your hall pass?" I tried to act like I was sharing a hall pass with this girl walking down the hall, but principal caught me and asked me where my hall pass was. I told her I left it in the restroom, and she told me to go back in and get it, and when I came out, I had to show it to her. I knew I didn't leave it in there, so I snuck pass her down the other hall trying to find another way to get to me class.(I was new in school, and wasn't familiar with the building). When I saw the door to me classroom, I creeped in hoping me teacher wouldn't see me come in and ask me for the pass. Then me principal came in and said, " Now didn't I tell you to show me your hall pass? Where is it?" My whole class was looking at me, even my teacher. I know both of them wanted an answer, but I didn't want the class to hear it so I whispered to my principal," I flushed it down the toilet by mistake, my teacher gave me a pass, you can ask her yourself." And she yelled, " What do you mean you flushed it down the toilet?" The whole class laughed, I wished I was invisible!!:o WOW, that IS embarassing, lol.

Warm & Fuzzy

07-23-2002, 08:58 PM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

This deserves another :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: LOL! That's ancient history, Chris... :D

And plus, they were the same size! And and and in the same *GARFIELD* pouch. :D

Czas na Zywiec

07-24-2002, 02:28 AM

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
LOL! That's ancient history, Chris... :D

And plus, they were the same size! And and and in the same *GARFIELD* pouch. :D

Well since ya mentioned Garfield, I'll lay off yaa. :D

TibbyTibby2

07-24-2002, 05:58 PM

i dont have one!

TibbyTibby2

07-24-2002, 06:08 PM

oh yeah I have one! SO in first grade i was @ Amys for her bday party! WEll hey remember I WAS IN 1ST GRADE!!!!!!!!!!
Well we were all danving to " Girls Just Wanna Have fun" And i was jump roping and i turned around and shook my but at the camera! ( her mom was video taping) Well,, one of the now popular people was there. Of course we were friends then. SO she asked to borrow it . And at play practce all the lil preppy brats watched it!!

:blush:

AllIWantIsYourClutch

07-24-2002, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by TibbyTibby2
oh yeah I have one! SO in first grade i was @ Amys for her bday party! WEll hey remember I WAS IN 1ST GRADE!!!!!!!!!!
Well we were all danving to " Girls Just Wanna Have fun" And i was jump roping and i turned around and shook my but at the camera! ( her mom was video taping) Well,, one of the now popular people was there. Of course we were friends then. SO she asked to borrow it . And at play practce all the lil preppy brats watched it!!

:blush:

AHAHA! Well, at least you weren't the one who screamed, "SHAKE YOUR BOOTY!!!!!!!!"

:lol: