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11-20-2001, 06:20 PM
Saturday December 8th:
6:00 AM Mannix 045 - "Who is Sylvia? " Kathy is a woman with a double identity who hires Mannix to find the man who is trying to murder her. Mannix’s investigation leads him to believe that Kathy’s husband, who also happens to be an old army buddy of the private eye, might be the man they are searching for.
7:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 055 - "I'm No Henry Walden! " Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati.
7:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 062 - "When A Bowling Pin Talks, Listen " Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.
8:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 073 - "Turtles, Ties and Toreadors " Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his over-worked wife, Laura. Unfortunately, the maid can't speak any English and both Rob and Laura can't bring themselves to firing her.
8:30 AM Get Smart 001 - "Mr. Big " Smart must prevent Mr. Big from destroying The country's major cities if he does not receive 100 million dollars in ransom. Mr. Big, who has captured professor Dante, plans to make good his threat with Dante's InThermo, a doomsday machine.
9:00 AM Get Smart 019 - "Back To The Old Drawing Board " Dr. Shotwire has perfected a moon exploration vehicle wanted by KAOS. To kidnap the scientist and his vehicle, KAOS builds the world's most intelligent robot, a genius killer named Hymie that looks, thinks, and reacts like a normal man. Smart and 99 mistake the robot for a fellow agent and take him to a party to help protect the professor.
9:30 AM Get Smart 031 - "A Spy For A Spy " Siegfried offers to return the Chief to Max and Agent 99 in exchange for the secrets of his country's latest defense, the X-11, an all new laser powered missile dectector. Max then concocts a plan to kidnap KAOS's number-one assassin and exchange him for the chief. A gangland style kidnap spree starts until both sides have exhausted each others' agents, leaving only Max and Siegfried.
10:00 AM Get Smart 083 - "Run, Robot, Run " Despite the vigilance of Smart, 99 and the Chief, mysterious accidents befall U.S. athletes. A wiley KAOS pair, Mr. Snead and Mrs. Neal, utilize ingenious devices to frustrate CONTROL's protective efforts. In desperation, the Chief put Hymie in charge of guarding the athletes and, eventually on the track team himself. Snead and Mrs. Neal, however, battle right down to the finish line.
10:30 AM Barney Miller 006 - "Stakeout " Barney and his squad stake out a drug drop from an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.
11:00 AM Barney Miller 004 - "Graft " Barney's men are accused of being on the take after a former detective from his squad becomes a member of Internal Affairs, the department's self-policing unit.
11:30 AM Barney Miller 036 - "Evacuation " Fish meets his match in a young girl he picks up for suspected theft. Wojo, the precinct's public information officer inadvertently causes a rumor to be spread about an impending disaster for the city
12:00 PM Gunsmoke 125 - "Tycoon " Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.
1:00 PM Hogan's Heroes 048 - "Art for Hogan's Sake " Hogan schemes to keep a valuable painting, stolen from the Louvre, from falling into Goering's hands.
1:30 PM Hogan's Heroes 030 - "Cupid Comes to Stalag 13 " Hogan advises Col. Klink on courtship and the love-smitten commandant becomes irresistible -- to the wrong woman.
2:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 224 - "The Collard Greens an’ Fatback " The Drysdale sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone, who is intrigued by Granny’s steaming backyard kettle of hillbilly stew. Guest stars Pat Boone.
2:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 208 - "The Thanksgiving Spirit " The Hillbillies travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends from "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres." Guest stars Eva Gabor and June Lockhart.
3:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 011 - "Elly Races Jethrine " The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly May before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to "Jazzbo" Depew.
3:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 097 - "Flatt Clampett and Scruggs " Granny suffers from homesickness – until two old friends, Lester Flattt and Earl Scruggs, arrive in Beverly Hills.
4:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 150 - "The Gloria Swanson Story " The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen. Guest star Gloria Swanson.
4:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 225 - "Back to the Hills " The hillbillies move back to the hills to find Elly May a husband, much to the dismay of banker Drysdale. Guest stars Rob Reiner.
5:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 190 - " The Rass’lin Clampetts " Granny’s fighting mood in inflamed by a woman’s wrestling match on television and she joins the fray.
5:30 PM Munsters, The 023 - "Follow that Munster " Herman becomes a mail-order detective and Lily thinks he is fooling around.
6:00 PM Munsters, The 026 - "Far Out Munsters " The Munsters move to a hotel when they rent their house to a rock group but return to find a wild party in progress.
6:30 PM Munsters, The 065 - "Eddie's Brother " Eddie wants a baby brother to alleviate his loneliness. Grandpa solves the problem in his laboratory when he creates a robot of Eddie's size, who he christens Boris.
7:00 PM Barney Miller 100 - "Open House " Only a few hungry bums show up for an open house at the 12th precinct, and a psychiatrist tries to decide whether to reveal the name of a patient who's suspected of arson
7:30 PM Barney Miller 063 - "Copy Cat " Barney's men apprehend a drunk who tried to rob a store without a weapon and an inventive crook who has been getting all his ideas from TV police shows
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 045 - "Lucy is Enciente " Constant interruptions--the telephone, neighbors, and Ricky's nightclub co-workers-- frustrate Lucy's every attempt to talk quietly with her husband. Finally, she is forced to go to the nightclub to tell him she's going to have a baby.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 068 - "Girls Go Into Business " It's touch-and-go for Lucy and Ethel as they buy a dress shop on a shoe string, so to speak, and promptly go into the red. With the luck that favors beginners, they unwittingly unload the losing venture on husbands, Ricky and Fred.
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 105 - "Lucy's Mother-In-Law " Lucy meets her Spanish-speaking mother-in-law for the first time. Lucy's inability to cope with a foreign tongue and her mother-in-law's inability to understand Lucy's pantomime erects a wall of misunderstanding between the pair.
9:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 002 - "Manhunt " Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes.
10:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 035 - "Andy and the Women Speeder " An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile.
10:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 029 - "Quiet Sam " Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable
11:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 148 - "Barney Runs for Sheriff " Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.
11:30 PM Leave It To Beaver 008 - "Water Anyone " Beaver meets a crew who is tearing up the street, and as a result of this the water supply will be shut off for three hours throughout the neighborhood. Beaver decides to make money by getting water from a different supply and charging six cents a glass. By the end of the show, Beaver has donated most of his money to his brother and letting him buy candles because the electricity has also gone off for the night.
12:00 AM Leave It To Beaver 064 - "Beaver and Gilbert " Gilbert Bates moves in across the street from the Cleavers and becomes one of Beaver's new best friends. However, because of all the lies Gilbert tells, Beaver and Gilbert get into a fight and must learn to work things out together.
12:30 AM Get Smart 067 - "One Of Our Olives Is Missing " Ozark Annie, a Western Entertainer, accidentally swallows an olive containing a miniaturized receiver. Unaware of the olive's contents, she brushes off Smart when he tries to explain the problem. When Annie hears the device reveiving messages loud and clear in her stomach, she begins to appreciate Max. Unfortunately for Annie, KAOS chief Seigrfied, learns of the device's location. A battle over Annie develops between CONTROL and KAOS.
1:00 AM Get Smart 085 - "The Reluctant Redhead " The only way CONTROL can obtain a coveted list of enemy agents is to strike a deal with the list's owner, Kinsey Krispin. Krispin's conditions for the release of the list are that Control locates his estranged wife. Smart trains a look-a-like, Mimsi Sage, to impersonate Mrs. Krispin even though one slip could mean death.
1:30 AM Get Smart 080 - "The Wax Max " A pleasant visit to the park turns into a lethal affair when Max and Agent 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and "win" a doll of significance to KAOS. The Kaos operator of a wax museum, the Waxman, turns loose his henchman on Max and 99. The pursuers are disguised as wax figures in the museum but "come to life" as assassins.
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4:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 071 - "Big Max Calvada " An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
4:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 022 - "The Talented Neighborhood " When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself beseiged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.
5:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 151 - "Talk To The Snail " Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist.
5:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 040 - "The Secret Life Of Buddy And Sally " Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
Sunday December 9th:
6:00 AM My Favorite Martian 035 - "The Disastro-Nauts " After Martin is chosen to be the first "man" to go to Mars, Tim leaves a tape on his editor's desk that reveals Martin's true identity as a Martian. When Martin's flight is delayed, however, there is a chance that the tape will be heard before Martin leaves. As a result, Tim and Martin make a made dash to rescue the tape before it is too late.
6:30 AM Chico & The Man 024 - "Chico and the Van " Chico is forced to vacate the van and move in with Ed.
7:00 AM Bob Newhart 083 - "Over the River and Through the Woods " It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion, leaving Bob to share the holiday with his male buddies.
7:30 AM Bob Newhart 099 - "Caged Fury " The Hartleys miss their friend's gala Fourth of July Bicentennial party celebration when they become trapped in a storage locker.
8:00 AM Maude 094 - "Vivian's first funeral " Vivian's first funeral is an ordeal for everyone.
8:30 AM Laverne and Shirley 118 - "The Dating Game " While appearing as contestants on “The Dating Game,” Lenny and Squiggy give out some shocking information about the girls.
9:00 AM Odd Couple, The 062 - "I Gotta Be Me " After driving each other to near distraction, Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session. Then, at the suggestion of the attending psychiatrist, they attempt a therapy technique called role reversal, designed for two people who can't get along.
9:30 AM Odd Couple, The 033 - "The Fat Farm " Oscar discovers he is in poor physical condition and reluctantly goes along with Felix for a two-week visit to a health farm.
10:00 AM Taxi 027 - "Reverend Jim " The cabbies see Reverend Jim at Mario's and recall that he married Latka to an American girl the year before. Jim is a lost soul, spending most of his time in bars. In a crash program, the cabbies get him to pass his written test for a hack's license and he joins the gang at the Sunshine Cab Company.
10:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 065 - "What Goes Up " Washington get hooked on pills and Gabe and the Sweathogs try to help him
11:00 AM Honeymooners, The 005 - "A Matter of Life and Death " Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying, and sells his life story to a magazine for $5000.
11:30 AM Honeymooners, The 003 - "The Golfer " Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the plan backfires when the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important game.
12:00 PM Hogan's Heroes 068 - "Cassanova Klink " General Burkhalter's attempt to match his widowed sister, Gertrude, with reluctant Col. Klink, threatens Hogan's sabotage project.
12:30 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 127 - "Chuckles Bites the Dust " Chuckles, dressed as a peanut, is "shelled" by an elephant at the circus. Mary is at first appalled by the insensitivity of her co-workers, who joke about the incident. She later finds humor in the situation, at Chuckles funeral.
1:00 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 073 - "The Lars Affair " Phyllis suspects her husband Lars is having an affair with Sue Ann Nivens, the star of WJM's "Happy Homemaker Show". She demands Mary's help in saving her marriage.
1:30 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 119 - "Ted Baxter's Famous Broadcaster School " Ted envisions fame and fortune when a smooth-taking con artist convinces him to lend his name to "The Ted Baxter Famous Broadcasters School".
2:00 PM Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. 147 - "Flower Power " Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.
2:30 PM Get Smart 068 - "When Good Fellows Get Together " Smart tries to prepare CONTROL's robot, Hymie, to do battle with a new KAOS robot programmed to destroy Hymie. Initially Smart attempts to thwart the KAOS plan for their lethal robot, Gropo. Failing, he endeavors to tune Hymie up for the coming showdown. Hymie resists Smart's efforts, however, claiming that he only wants to be friends with Gropo. Hymie's approach seems destined to cause his own destruction.
3:00 PM Get Smart 075 - "The Groovy Guru " The Chief suspects that a Guru is up to no good, and sends Max and 99 to investigate. The pair find that the Guru plans to mesmerize his vast teen-age audience with music and then order them on a binge of destruction. The information doesn't seem to do much good, however, since Max and 99 are imprisoned in Guru's ear-splitting sound chamber.
3:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 128 - "Coast To Coast Big Mouth " Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show -- that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.
4:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 064 - "That's My Boy? " Rob recalls the hectic days after Richie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
4:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 051 - "It May Look Like A Walnut " Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.
5:00 PM All in the Family 020 - "Edith's Accident " Edith’s honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on a car which she dented, but which was unoccupied.
5:30 PM All in the Family 034 - "Sammy's Visit " In a rare moment, Archie seems to have set aside his usual feelings towards blacks when he opens his heart and his house to Sammy Davis, Jr. When Davis comes to the house to retrieve his briefcase which was left in the cab driven by Archie, chaos and comedy become the order of the day.
6:00 PM All in the Family 044 - "The Bunkers and the Swingers " The Bunkers find themselves in an embarrassing situation when Edith answers a friendship ad in the swap section of a magazine and her new friends turn out to be "swingers".
6:30 PM Barney Miller 046 - "Hash " Barney Miller discovers that the strange behavior of several detectives resulted from the consumption of hashish-laden brownies
7:00 PM The Jeffersons 218 - "What Makes Sammy Run? " A star-struck Louise inadvertently becomes Sammy Davis, Jr.’s last line of defense in his battle to find some peace and relaxation away from fans and a hounding sleazy tabloid reporter. Sammy Davis Jr. Makes a special guest star appearance as himself. GS - Sammy Davis Jr.
7:30 PM Brady Bunch 059 - "Her Sister's Shadow " Jan is determined to establish her own identity because her teachers are constantly praising Marcia.
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 030 - "Lucy Does a TV Commercial " Lucy tricks Ricky into letting her do a commercial during a television variety show. The commercial is for Vitameatavegamin. The product contains 1/4 alcohol and by the time the commercial is ready to go live, Lucy has rehearsed so many times that she slurs her way through the entire spot.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 039 - "The Handcuffs " Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy, as a gag, handcuffs herself to her sleeping husband. To their mutual horror, they discover that the handcuffs are of Civil War vintage and a key cannot be found to unlock them.
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 150 - "Lucy's Italian Movie " En route to Rome by train, Lucy is spotted by a famous Italian cinema director and is chosen to play a part in his new movie Bitter Grapes. Lucy sets out to immerse herself in the role. She nonchalantly wanders into a vineyard inhabited by a motley assortment of Italian-speaking women. She is dispatched to the wine-making area to crush grapes with her feet.
9:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 077 - "One-Punch-Opie " Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.
10:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 052 - "Barney and the Choir " Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir.
10:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 034 - "Barney's Replacement " Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job.
11:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 082 - "Class Reunion " Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion.
11:30 PM Munsters, The 060 - "Zombo " Herman is jealous of Eddie's hero Zombo, the host of a monster TV show.
12:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 052 - "The Giant Jackrabbit " An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.
12:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 127 - "Sonny Drysdale Returns " Sonny Drysdale pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts’ hopes of a marriage for Elly May.
1:00 AM Leave It To Beaver 002 - "Captain Jack " The boys send away for a genuine Florida alligator and decide to keep it secretly in their bathroom. Eventually it outgrows the bathroom and is moved to the basement where the boys charge ten cents to the neighborhood kids for a quick peak. They name him after Captain Jack, who owned an alligator farm and advised the boys on how to take care of their alligator until June found out.
1:30 AM Leave It To Beaver 090 - "Beaver the Magician " Beaver plays a trick on Benjie where he convinces Benjie that he can turn himself into a rock. Benjie really believes this trick, and won't believe that Beaver is o.k. until he sees that Beaver is turned back to a little boy. The problem is that nobody can find Beaver because he went to his Aunt Martha's.
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4:00 AM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 142 - "A Reliable Source " Mary discovers some incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress. With election day so close, Mary decides to keep the story from the press until after the ballots have been counted, but Lou overrules her decision, creating some hard feelings.
4:30 AM Honeymooners, The 037 - "The Safety Award " Involved in an accident on his way to receive a driver safety award, Ralph learns that the donor of the award is the other party in the accident.
5:00 AM Adam 12 129 - "Foothill Division " The Wild West still seems alive as Officers Malloy and Reed take to the hills on horseback to track thieves.
5:30AM Dragnet
6:00 AM Mannix 045 - "Who is Sylvia? " Kathy is a woman with a double identity who hires Mannix to find the man who is trying to murder her. Mannix’s investigation leads him to believe that Kathy’s husband, who also happens to be an old army buddy of the private eye, might be the man they are searching for.
7:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 055 - "I'm No Henry Walden! " Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for celebrated literati.
7:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 062 - "When A Bowling Pin Talks, Listen " Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.
8:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 073 - "Turtles, Ties and Toreadors " Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his over-worked wife, Laura. Unfortunately, the maid can't speak any English and both Rob and Laura can't bring themselves to firing her.
8:30 AM Get Smart 001 - "Mr. Big " Smart must prevent Mr. Big from destroying The country's major cities if he does not receive 100 million dollars in ransom. Mr. Big, who has captured professor Dante, plans to make good his threat with Dante's InThermo, a doomsday machine.
9:00 AM Get Smart 019 - "Back To The Old Drawing Board " Dr. Shotwire has perfected a moon exploration vehicle wanted by KAOS. To kidnap the scientist and his vehicle, KAOS builds the world's most intelligent robot, a genius killer named Hymie that looks, thinks, and reacts like a normal man. Smart and 99 mistake the robot for a fellow agent and take him to a party to help protect the professor.
9:30 AM Get Smart 031 - "A Spy For A Spy " Siegfried offers to return the Chief to Max and Agent 99 in exchange for the secrets of his country's latest defense, the X-11, an all new laser powered missile dectector. Max then concocts a plan to kidnap KAOS's number-one assassin and exchange him for the chief. A gangland style kidnap spree starts until both sides have exhausted each others' agents, leaving only Max and Siegfried.
10:00 AM Get Smart 083 - "Run, Robot, Run " Despite the vigilance of Smart, 99 and the Chief, mysterious accidents befall U.S. athletes. A wiley KAOS pair, Mr. Snead and Mrs. Neal, utilize ingenious devices to frustrate CONTROL's protective efforts. In desperation, the Chief put Hymie in charge of guarding the athletes and, eventually on the track team himself. Snead and Mrs. Neal, however, battle right down to the finish line.
10:30 AM Barney Miller 006 - "Stakeout " Barney and his squad stake out a drug drop from an apartment house, but he fears their cover will be blown by visiting tenants.
11:00 AM Barney Miller 004 - "Graft " Barney's men are accused of being on the take after a former detective from his squad becomes a member of Internal Affairs, the department's self-policing unit.
11:30 AM Barney Miller 036 - "Evacuation " Fish meets his match in a young girl he picks up for suspected theft. Wojo, the precinct's public information officer inadvertently causes a rumor to be spread about an impending disaster for the city
12:00 PM Gunsmoke 125 - "Tycoon " Festus tries to go into the freight business and it nearly results in matrimony.
1:00 PM Hogan's Heroes 048 - "Art for Hogan's Sake " Hogan schemes to keep a valuable painting, stolen from the Louvre, from falling into Goering's hands.
1:30 PM Hogan's Heroes 030 - "Cupid Comes to Stalag 13 " Hogan advises Col. Klink on courtship and the love-smitten commandant becomes irresistible -- to the wrong woman.
2:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 224 - "The Collard Greens an’ Fatback " The Drysdale sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone, who is intrigued by Granny’s steaming backyard kettle of hillbilly stew. Guest stars Pat Boone.
2:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 208 - "The Thanksgiving Spirit " The Hillbillies travel to Hooterville to spend Thanksgiving with their friends from "Petticoat Junction" and "Green Acres." Guest stars Eva Gabor and June Lockhart.
3:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 011 - "Elly Races Jethrine " The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly May before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to "Jazzbo" Depew.
3:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 097 - "Flatt Clampett and Scruggs " Granny suffers from homesickness – until two old friends, Lester Flattt and Earl Scruggs, arrive in Beverly Hills.
4:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 150 - "The Gloria Swanson Story " The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen. Guest star Gloria Swanson.
4:30 PM Beverly Hillbillies 225 - "Back to the Hills " The hillbillies move back to the hills to find Elly May a husband, much to the dismay of banker Drysdale. Guest stars Rob Reiner.
5:00 PM Beverly Hillbillies 190 - " The Rass’lin Clampetts " Granny’s fighting mood in inflamed by a woman’s wrestling match on television and she joins the fray.
5:30 PM Munsters, The 023 - "Follow that Munster " Herman becomes a mail-order detective and Lily thinks he is fooling around.
6:00 PM Munsters, The 026 - "Far Out Munsters " The Munsters move to a hotel when they rent their house to a rock group but return to find a wild party in progress.
6:30 PM Munsters, The 065 - "Eddie's Brother " Eddie wants a baby brother to alleviate his loneliness. Grandpa solves the problem in his laboratory when he creates a robot of Eddie's size, who he christens Boris.
7:00 PM Barney Miller 100 - "Open House " Only a few hungry bums show up for an open house at the 12th precinct, and a psychiatrist tries to decide whether to reveal the name of a patient who's suspected of arson
7:30 PM Barney Miller 063 - "Copy Cat " Barney's men apprehend a drunk who tried to rob a store without a weapon and an inventive crook who has been getting all his ideas from TV police shows
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 045 - "Lucy is Enciente " Constant interruptions--the telephone, neighbors, and Ricky's nightclub co-workers-- frustrate Lucy's every attempt to talk quietly with her husband. Finally, she is forced to go to the nightclub to tell him she's going to have a baby.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 068 - "Girls Go Into Business " It's touch-and-go for Lucy and Ethel as they buy a dress shop on a shoe string, so to speak, and promptly go into the red. With the luck that favors beginners, they unwittingly unload the losing venture on husbands, Ricky and Fred.
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 105 - "Lucy's Mother-In-Law " Lucy meets her Spanish-speaking mother-in-law for the first time. Lucy's inability to cope with a foreign tongue and her mother-in-law's inability to understand Lucy's pantomime erects a wall of misunderstanding between the pair.
9:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 002 - "Manhunt " Andy Griffith gives the state troopers an object lesson in the efficiency of a country sheriff when a dangerous criminal escapes.
10:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 035 - "Andy and the Women Speeder " An attractive woman, who has been given a speeding ticket by Andy, pleads "not guilty" and uses female guile.
10:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 029 - "Quiet Sam " Andy delivers a baby for a farmers wife when the local doctor is unavailable
11:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 148 - "Barney Runs for Sheriff " Barney runs for Sheriff when Andy seems lined up for another job. Andy's job falls through and he becomes a write-in candidate for re-election.
11:30 PM Leave It To Beaver 008 - "Water Anyone " Beaver meets a crew who is tearing up the street, and as a result of this the water supply will be shut off for three hours throughout the neighborhood. Beaver decides to make money by getting water from a different supply and charging six cents a glass. By the end of the show, Beaver has donated most of his money to his brother and letting him buy candles because the electricity has also gone off for the night.
12:00 AM Leave It To Beaver 064 - "Beaver and Gilbert " Gilbert Bates moves in across the street from the Cleavers and becomes one of Beaver's new best friends. However, because of all the lies Gilbert tells, Beaver and Gilbert get into a fight and must learn to work things out together.
12:30 AM Get Smart 067 - "One Of Our Olives Is Missing " Ozark Annie, a Western Entertainer, accidentally swallows an olive containing a miniaturized receiver. Unaware of the olive's contents, she brushes off Smart when he tries to explain the problem. When Annie hears the device reveiving messages loud and clear in her stomach, she begins to appreciate Max. Unfortunately for Annie, KAOS chief Seigrfied, learns of the device's location. A battle over Annie develops between CONTROL and KAOS.
1:00 AM Get Smart 085 - "The Reluctant Redhead " The only way CONTROL can obtain a coveted list of enemy agents is to strike a deal with the list's owner, Kinsey Krispin. Krispin's conditions for the release of the list are that Control locates his estranged wife. Smart trains a look-a-like, Mimsi Sage, to impersonate Mrs. Krispin even though one slip could mean death.
1:30 AM Get Smart 080 - "The Wax Max " A pleasant visit to the park turns into a lethal affair when Max and Agent 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and "win" a doll of significance to KAOS. The Kaos operator of a wax museum, the Waxman, turns loose his henchman on Max and 99. The pursuers are disguised as wax figures in the museum but "come to life" as assassins.
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4:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 071 - "Big Max Calvada " An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
4:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 022 - "The Talented Neighborhood " When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself beseiged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.
5:00 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 151 - "Talk To The Snail " Believing that comedian Alan Brady plans to cut down his writing staff, Rob applies for a job with a ventriloquist.
5:30 AM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 040 - "The Secret Life Of Buddy And Sally " Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.
Sunday December 9th:
6:00 AM My Favorite Martian 035 - "The Disastro-Nauts " After Martin is chosen to be the first "man" to go to Mars, Tim leaves a tape on his editor's desk that reveals Martin's true identity as a Martian. When Martin's flight is delayed, however, there is a chance that the tape will be heard before Martin leaves. As a result, Tim and Martin make a made dash to rescue the tape before it is too late.
6:30 AM Chico & The Man 024 - "Chico and the Van " Chico is forced to vacate the van and move in with Ed.
7:00 AM Bob Newhart 083 - "Over the River and Through the Woods " It's a stag Thanksgiving for Bob when Emily flies off to join a family reunion, leaving Bob to share the holiday with his male buddies.
7:30 AM Bob Newhart 099 - "Caged Fury " The Hartleys miss their friend's gala Fourth of July Bicentennial party celebration when they become trapped in a storage locker.
8:00 AM Maude 094 - "Vivian's first funeral " Vivian's first funeral is an ordeal for everyone.
8:30 AM Laverne and Shirley 118 - "The Dating Game " While appearing as contestants on “The Dating Game,” Lenny and Squiggy give out some shocking information about the girls.
9:00 AM Odd Couple, The 062 - "I Gotta Be Me " After driving each other to near distraction, Felix and Oscar attend a group therapy session. Then, at the suggestion of the attending psychiatrist, they attempt a therapy technique called role reversal, designed for two people who can't get along.
9:30 AM Odd Couple, The 033 - "The Fat Farm " Oscar discovers he is in poor physical condition and reluctantly goes along with Felix for a two-week visit to a health farm.
10:00 AM Taxi 027 - "Reverend Jim " The cabbies see Reverend Jim at Mario's and recall that he married Latka to an American girl the year before. Jim is a lost soul, spending most of his time in bars. In a crash program, the cabbies get him to pass his written test for a hack's license and he joins the gang at the Sunshine Cab Company.
10:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 065 - "What Goes Up " Washington get hooked on pills and Gabe and the Sweathogs try to help him
11:00 AM Honeymooners, The 005 - "A Matter of Life and Death " Ralph mistakenly believes he is dying, and sells his life story to a magazine for $5000.
11:30 AM Honeymooners, The 003 - "The Golfer " Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the plan backfires when the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important game.
12:00 PM Hogan's Heroes 068 - "Cassanova Klink " General Burkhalter's attempt to match his widowed sister, Gertrude, with reluctant Col. Klink, threatens Hogan's sabotage project.
12:30 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 127 - "Chuckles Bites the Dust " Chuckles, dressed as a peanut, is "shelled" by an elephant at the circus. Mary is at first appalled by the insensitivity of her co-workers, who joke about the incident. She later finds humor in the situation, at Chuckles funeral.
1:00 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 073 - "The Lars Affair " Phyllis suspects her husband Lars is having an affair with Sue Ann Nivens, the star of WJM's "Happy Homemaker Show". She demands Mary's help in saving her marriage.
1:30 PM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 119 - "Ted Baxter's Famous Broadcaster School " Ted envisions fame and fortune when a smooth-taking con artist convinces him to lend his name to "The Ted Baxter Famous Broadcasters School".
2:00 PM Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. 147 - "Flower Power " Three hippies help Gomer paint a truck for maneuvers, but the results are not standard military camouflage.
2:30 PM Get Smart 068 - "When Good Fellows Get Together " Smart tries to prepare CONTROL's robot, Hymie, to do battle with a new KAOS robot programmed to destroy Hymie. Initially Smart attempts to thwart the KAOS plan for their lethal robot, Gropo. Failing, he endeavors to tune Hymie up for the coming showdown. Hymie resists Smart's efforts, however, claiming that he only wants to be friends with Gropo. Hymie's approach seems destined to cause his own destruction.
3:00 PM Get Smart 075 - "The Groovy Guru " The Chief suspects that a Guru is up to no good, and sends Max and 99 to investigate. The pair find that the Guru plans to mesmerize his vast teen-age audience with music and then order them on a binge of destruction. The information doesn't seem to do much good, however, since Max and 99 are imprisoned in Guru's ear-splitting sound chamber.
3:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 128 - "Coast To Coast Big Mouth " Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show -- that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.
4:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 064 - "That's My Boy? " Rob recalls the hectic days after Richie was born, when he was sure the hospital had given him and Laura the wrong baby.
4:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 051 - "It May Look Like A Walnut " Under the influence of science fiction, Rob fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.
5:00 PM All in the Family 020 - "Edith's Accident " Edith’s honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on a car which she dented, but which was unoccupied.
5:30 PM All in the Family 034 - "Sammy's Visit " In a rare moment, Archie seems to have set aside his usual feelings towards blacks when he opens his heart and his house to Sammy Davis, Jr. When Davis comes to the house to retrieve his briefcase which was left in the cab driven by Archie, chaos and comedy become the order of the day.
6:00 PM All in the Family 044 - "The Bunkers and the Swingers " The Bunkers find themselves in an embarrassing situation when Edith answers a friendship ad in the swap section of a magazine and her new friends turn out to be "swingers".
6:30 PM Barney Miller 046 - "Hash " Barney Miller discovers that the strange behavior of several detectives resulted from the consumption of hashish-laden brownies
7:00 PM The Jeffersons 218 - "What Makes Sammy Run? " A star-struck Louise inadvertently becomes Sammy Davis, Jr.’s last line of defense in his battle to find some peace and relaxation away from fans and a hounding sleazy tabloid reporter. Sammy Davis Jr. Makes a special guest star appearance as himself. GS - Sammy Davis Jr.
7:30 PM Brady Bunch 059 - "Her Sister's Shadow " Jan is determined to establish her own identity because her teachers are constantly praising Marcia.
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 030 - "Lucy Does a TV Commercial " Lucy tricks Ricky into letting her do a commercial during a television variety show. The commercial is for Vitameatavegamin. The product contains 1/4 alcohol and by the time the commercial is ready to go live, Lucy has rehearsed so many times that she slurs her way through the entire spot.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 039 - "The Handcuffs " Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy, as a gag, handcuffs herself to her sleeping husband. To their mutual horror, they discover that the handcuffs are of Civil War vintage and a key cannot be found to unlock them.
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 150 - "Lucy's Italian Movie " En route to Rome by train, Lucy is spotted by a famous Italian cinema director and is chosen to play a part in his new movie Bitter Grapes. Lucy sets out to immerse herself in the role. She nonchalantly wanders into a vineyard inhabited by a motley assortment of Italian-speaking women. She is dispatched to the wine-making area to crush grapes with her feet.
9:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 077 - "One-Punch-Opie " Opie must either learn how to box or lose prestige among his peers when a new boy moves into town.
10:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 052 - "Barney and the Choir " Andy's diplomacy and modern engineering techniques are required to upgrade the music of the Mayberry choir.
10:30 PM Andy Griffith Show 034 - "Barney's Replacement " Barney resigns as he believes that Andy is trying to ease him out of his deputy sheriff job.
11:00 PM Andy Griffith Show 082 - "Class Reunion " Andy and Barney look forward to seeing their high school sweethearts when the Mayberry Class of '45 holds a reunion.
11:30 PM Munsters, The 060 - "Zombo " Herman is jealous of Eddie's hero Zombo, the host of a monster TV show.
12:00 AM Beverly Hillbillies 052 - "The Giant Jackrabbit " An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.
12:30 AM Beverly Hillbillies 127 - "Sonny Drysdale Returns " Sonny Drysdale pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts’ hopes of a marriage for Elly May.
1:00 AM Leave It To Beaver 002 - "Captain Jack " The boys send away for a genuine Florida alligator and decide to keep it secretly in their bathroom. Eventually it outgrows the bathroom and is moved to the basement where the boys charge ten cents to the neighborhood kids for a quick peak. They name him after Captain Jack, who owned an alligator farm and advised the boys on how to take care of their alligator until June found out.
1:30 AM Leave It To Beaver 090 - "Beaver the Magician " Beaver plays a trick on Benjie where he convinces Benjie that he can turn himself into a rock. Benjie really believes this trick, and won't believe that Beaver is o.k. until he sees that Beaver is turned back to a little boy. The problem is that nobody can find Beaver because he went to his Aunt Martha's.
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4:00 AM Mary Tyler Moore Show, The 142 - "A Reliable Source " Mary discovers some incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress. With election day so close, Mary decides to keep the story from the press until after the ballots have been counted, but Lou overrules her decision, creating some hard feelings.
4:30 AM Honeymooners, The 037 - "The Safety Award " Involved in an accident on his way to receive a driver safety award, Ralph learns that the donor of the award is the other party in the accident.
5:00 AM Adam 12 129 - "Foothill Division " The Wild West still seems alive as Officers Malloy and Reed take to the hills on horseback to track thieves.
5:30AM Dragnet