Ultimate Lying Post!

[Czas na Zywiec]

This is like the ultimate bragging post, but brag about things you don't really have but pretend to have . Make up as much crazy stuff as you can!

Well, I came home in my Porshe today and say a bunch of purple horses run up the street. Then I went insde and my maid gave me my Iced Tea while I watched my FOL on TNN on my 50 inch flat screen TV. :p

[Warm & Fuzzy]

I have a 100/100 IQ score. :p

[MyStErIoUs ChIck]

I live in the backseat of a taxi cab in NYC and people
pay me to sit on my lap because I refuse to move. The
men in the white coats tryed to physically remove me
from the cab, but they couldn't budge me since I weigh
5,000 pounds. I used to be a sumo wrestler, you know.
:crazy:

[Liza]

Well, when I finish my senior year at Oxford, I plan into going into producing films in London. Since I am on close terms with Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Maggie Smith and Kate Winslet, I don't think I'll have too much trouble. I live in an upscale flat with a wonderful view - six bedrooms, a swimming pool and a complete entertainment system. When I'm done with my schoolwork my boyfriend, Christian Bale calls me up and we go out on the town. In my spare time I write books and star in various Broadway musicals. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber thinks I'm the best singer he's ever come across. :wave:

[Chocoholic]

My husband, Noah Wyle (ER's Carter), and I drove in our blue Mercedes to Las Vegas where we spent the night gambling and won $100,000,000,000 which we used to feed all of the starving children in the world. We then assassinated all of the terrorists in the world and declared world peace.

[Warm & Fuzzy]

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck
I live in the backseat of a taxi cab in NYC and people
pay me to sit on my lap because I refuse to move. The
men in the white coats tryed to physically remove me
from the cab, but they couldn't budge me since I weigh
5,000 pounds. I used to be a sumo wrestler, you know.
:crazy: LOLOL! That's funny.

[Beruche]

This morning I woke up and decided to go to the greatest place on earth my school. There I got my report which said I had perfect grades and when I came home I watched my favorite show in the whole wide world Cheers. Then relized that I hate Cats and threw away my video. I also decided the Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer were brother and sister.

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

Ok, ok! Yall got me. My name is actually Riley. I live outside of the "Parker Meridien" hotel in Manhatten. I use my laptop and hook it into the wall which makes me connect to you guys. :p

[KerriBerri687]

well actually...im not a 14 yr old girl obsessed with TD and NMK. im a 35 yr old reporter taking notes on how teens today spazz to much. yes thats it....:rolleyes: :p

[Chocoholic]

I'm not really a 20 year-old female college student. I'm a 90 year-old retired man. I also think that Wings and The Simpsons are the 2 stupidest shows ever created and I think Friends and Full House are the 2 best shows ever. I think the Backstreet Boys are totally lame and I love Britney Spears and Celine Dion.

[angelofmusic]

Bill Gates learned everything he knows from me.
What!?
It's true!

[Beruche]

Originally posted by Liza
In my spare time I write books and star in various Broadway musicals. Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber thinks I'm the best singer he's ever come across. :wave:

Same as me!!!!!lol :D :rolleyes:

[Chocoholic]

I am responsable for Atlantis disappearing into the ocean, the Bermuda Triangle, the pyramids, Stonehenge, and much more!

I'm also an alien from the planet Zyptomor. We are planning on taking over the Earth on July 18th, 5007 and making all human beings our slaves.

[Ags2000]

Former President Bush is my grandfather. (Ask anybody at my high school, they actually believe it. They even believed that one of the new teachers to the school was my and my sister's Secret Service Agent.) :D


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[Czas na Zywiec]

I also forgot to mention that I've mastered the root of all languages, been to all the countries in the world except for Argetina and Cambodia, and I own homes in all of Europe and North America. I also have millions of acres of land right in the middle of the Sahara and plan to build a gas station in the middle of my land, in case anyone comes wandering around looking for food or drink or just want to hang.

[Hollow]

Im really Sarah michelle gellar!!!!!!!!

[F*O*L 1988]

Let's see, Nancy McKeon is my best friend, and I am richer than Bill Gates by about 7 billion dollars. I am a famous author and in demand, and I was born in 1368.:D

[Mossopp]

In a past life I was a bug living inside a cookie in Llandudno, North Wales. I made my living doing Elvis impersonations for over-50's in bingo halls. I also spent some time training lizards to juggle spoons.
Now I am a small purple chinchilla named Queegle and I live and work at a top-secret location near Whifflet (yes, there really is a place called 'Whifflet) in Scotland, trying to devise a way to make bubblegum that never loses it's flavour.
Both my parents are giant one-eyed lemons (my father was arrested last year for 'evil-eyeing' an old lady through the mail slot on her front door) and my best friend is an eraser with a picture of Tigger on it - her name is Squeegee.

[MyStErIoUs ChIck]

Originally posted by Mossopp
In a past life I was a bug living inside a cookie in Llandudno, North Wales. I made my living doing Elvis impersonations for over-50's in bingo halls. I also spent some time training lizards to juggle spoons.
Now I am a small purple chinchilla named Queegle and I live and work at a top-secret location near Whifflet (yes, there really is a place called 'Whifflet) in Scotland, trying to devise a way to make bubblegum that never loses it's flavour.
Both my parents are giant one-eyed lemons (my father was arrested last year for 'evil-eyeing' an old lady through the mail slot on her front door) and my best friend is an eraser with a picture of Tigger on it - her name is Squeegee.



hahaha :lol: That is so damn funny....

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by MyStErIoUs ChIck




hahaha :lol: That is so damn funny....

:lol: Great story Mossop! :lol:

[Ewan's My Man]

Nancy McKeon is my sister and I am the proud wife of Ewan McGregor. Him and I moved into our castle in Scotland...and his kids stay with his ex. We eventually got bored with our lifestyle and decided to buy the United States. We put our castle on a boat and moved to the US. Halfway through the ocean we are attacked buy pirates and he heroically saves me. We then decided to have a very peaceful life in Chicago. And we sold the US to Bill Gates...who we are now richer then.

[Swimfan85]

i jus pulled in the driveway with my saab convertible...mwahah(o wait we are supposed to be lying....forget bout that)



hmmmm i am responible for breaking up britney spears and justin timberlake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Babes_Cat]

Originally posted by hockeybabe528

hmmmm i am responible for breaking up britney spears and justin timberlake!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA! :lol: GO KEIGHTEE!

[-*Forever*-]

I just drove home to my huge 50 room mansion in my long white limo after having dinner with Annie Potts. I have just found my sister with her boyfriend in the family room watching Sponge Bob Square Pants :p

[Montana Ponine]

Well my real name is Charlotte and i live in Iceland with my 23 dogs and 16 cats. Also a parrott and a snake named Play Doh. hmmmmm let's see... I'M NOT REALLY OBSESSED WITH MUSICALS!!!! *gasp* (now that, my friends, is the hugest lie I have ever told.)

[Swimfan85]

Originally posted by Teddys_Gurl


HAHA! :lol: GO KEIGHTEE!


hehe mwhaheahhehehahhaehheh i just did a good deed because if i had not broken up they would have had 6 kids (5 boys and 1 girl) and form the Timberlake 5*white version of Jackson 5*

[Kay Scarpetta]

I'm really Mary Tutor, aka Bloody Mary. I burned people long ago. Did you know I'm also a batboy for the Yankees? Yes. My husband Tucker is a MLB star. Last year I won 4 Grammy's. I live in a swamp in Bolivia and that's my wonderful life. Ain't it pretty?

[Chocoholic]

I have a butt where my face should be and a foot where my arm should be and a stomach where my heart should be. I have wheels for legs and hotdogs for lips and spaghetti for hair.

[Chocoholic]

I am a sane person. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by WingsFan
I have a butt where my face should be and a foot where my arm should be and a stomach where my heart should be. I have wheels for legs and hotdogs for lips and spaghetti for hair.

Wow.........

[vienna waits]

I'm really a six year old obnoxious gum chewer who gets gum stuck in his hair every other day. I hunt for nippledoo eggs every easter. I only eat the ones that say Nancy McKeon on them. They are yummy. I moobiomarriamuppioop once a week.

[InspectorExstead]

i live with nancy mckeon. my mom is in the process of singing the adoption papers. i have my own darkroom for developing pictures. i actually HAVE a best friend. the facts of life are coming back on the air, thanx to who else but me! my english teacher loves me. The guy who sits behind the girl who sits next to the guy who sits behind me likes me (totally hottie). I'm on the school's soccer team. I have a great job that gives me 20% discount on all the merchandise in the store, and it's in a candle store...so it's great! I have a convertible (silver like Jinny's in last season's division), Lifetime has decided to sign division up for 10 more seasons, making a grand total of 12 seasons thanx to some reasoning me and some ppl did, world hunger is over because I invented something so secret I cannot tell u, there are no more rapists in this world, i have invented a new birth control device...the woman presses a yes if she wants to get pregnant that night and a no if she doesn't. the thing will take care of the rest!

lol..i think i'm gonna stop..i'm starting to think i'm some kind of queen. oh that's good. why don't i add that in there...j/king. i only got ahead of myself a smidge! :D

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

I'm 10 pounds lighter than i am right now, lol. I am the most popular girl in school and have a high paying job in which i have to do absolutely nothing. The guy that I like, btw...he's hot...but he likes me too, and we're going out. My real mom is Nancy McKeon, because I really don't like my parents right now. I'm an only child and i have my own phone line and my best friend isn't pregnant. When I tell my friends things, they don't tell half of the school and my boyfriend doesn't show up at my house when I'm in my PJ's and my hair looks like crap. Also, I'm very rich and have ONLY brand name clothes. Thought I'd tell you!

[Czas na Zywiec]

I also own Guam, so if anyone wants to go on vacation to a beautiful island for really cheap, I can get you a good deal. :D

[Chocoholic]

I am really former President John F. Kennedy. I faked my assassination so I could hide out, change my identity, and live a quiet, peaceful, normal life in a small town in Illinois. There was no second shooter involved. Heck, there was never a first shooter to begin with. Lee Harvey Oswald was just an unlucky guy. That is all. Stop with these conspiracy theories about my death because I'M NOT DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Czas na Zywiec]

I'm really an alien living in Earth to observe humans and how dumb they really are. There already is a colony of us living on an Island in the SouthWest Pacific, Just 25 north of Guam. We're planning for an invasion in 2016. We'll start on the west coast to get rid of those "annoying californians" and head on East toward NY and Cape Canaveral. Those ppl are revealing too much about us, and we want them GONE! That will teach ya humans a thing or two...........

[Polniaczek033]

I gave myself a swirly, a killer wedgie, I met a homeless man, who tried to commit sucide. Also, my best friend is dead.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:

[Czas na Zywiec]

Originally posted by Polniaczek033
I gave myself a swirly, a killer wedgie, I met a homeless man, who tried to commit sucide. Also, my best friend is dead.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :eek:

Um......how uplifting. :lol:

[Sitcomwriter]

I came home from my job as the star of the hit NBC sitcom "The John-Paul Show".I was mauled by fans and then went inside and took off my leather jacket Natalie (as in Portman :p ) was standing and waiting for me.I kissed her (and other stuff too! :D) And then went to my 1000000000000 inch tv to watch Party Girl,Townies and Lush Life on TV Land! Natalie made me tacos and we did "Stuff" the rest of the night :D

That was fun!

[Hollow]

B4 i came here i survived a real bad ship wreck & ive been floatin on a piece of the boat ever since. Im just sittin here in the middle of the pacific ocean using this laptop i found. Its hard living like this.

[JoJoJoJoJoJoJoJoJo]

Well, this morning I woke up and realize that I was 21 and I rolled over and faced my husband, Mel Gibson, who has the perfect morning breath. After we mad love for the 8th time that night (lol) i slid into my size 3 jeans. After I finally made it to the bottomn floor of our 3 story mansion, I waved hello to the pool boy, Ganzaleo. After he rubbed tanning oil on my body, I had the perfect tan in 5 minutes. Afterwards, I got into my black porche and rode over to the ATM machine. For some reason, it gave me 500$ w/out even takin my ATM card, my lucky day I guess! Aftewards, I went over to the mall and bought an entire wardrobe, and ran into an old ex. He looked like he had aged about 15 years and his wife was around the corner, who was about 400 lbs and holding on to her 6 year old brat w/ a leash. After I laughed in his face, I went home and me and Mel ate a fat free, yet delicious meal together.

life is great.......

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

I have bologna in my pants. No I don't, but you'd like to see that, wouldn't you? I have a pet hamburger. His name is Betty. Wanna pet him? You know you want to. My dad lays eggs in Cinderella's shoes. Hop hop hop. The fuzzy pink camels will eat you all. Run. Booo hoooo mooo coooow!

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

No that was my AIM profile...reallly.......



My mom's name is Rosa Blasi. She adopted me after a terrible accident involving my parents and a frisbee. My boyfriend's name just happens to be Chris Marquette and he also lives with us. :grineyes: