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10-17-2001, 05:31 PM

The '?' is filled on Nov 3-4, it is SORT of Kotter:

Welcome Back, Kotter is in the Fandemonium, but so is other shows, it's being called "TV Land Loves New York." I guess they are deicating it to NY, because of the tragedy on Sept 11:

SATURDAY 11/3
6:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 001 - "Welcome Back, Kotter " Gabe Kotter lands his first job as a teacher back at his old high school "Buchanan". He is assigned to teach the Sweathogs, Buchanan's remedial misfits.
6:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 002 - "The Election " Barbarino decides to run for student body president, but his campaign techniques create more problems than anyone bargained for.
7:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 005 - "The Great Debate " The Sweathogs go into verbal battle against the debating class, after their teacher insults the Sweathogs and Gabe challenges them to a debate.
7:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 010 - "Barbarino's Girl " Gabe convinces Barbarino to get a tutor after report card day arrives and Barbarino's grades are not very good.
8:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 029 - "Sweathog Clinic for the Cure of Smoking " Epstein is going to kick the smoking habit with the help of Gabe and the Sweathogs in their make-shift smoking clinic.
8:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 034 - "Hello Ms. Chips " A new student teacher, Mr. Wright, finds teaching the Sweathogs much different than she was taught in college.
9:00 AM Honeymooners, The 001 - "TV or not TV " When Alice begs for a television set, Ralph and Ed agree to split the cost and share the set. But their friendship is jeopardized when they can't agree on a program to watch.
9:30 AM Honeymooners, The 003 - "The Golfer " Ralph's big mouth gets him into big trouble. He pretends to be an excellent golfer to get in good with his boss, but the plan backfires when the boss insists that Ralph join him for an important game.
10:00 AM Honeymooners, The 006 - "The Sleepwalker " When Norton develops a case of chronic sleepwalking, Ralph is forced to watch over his friend to keep him from hurting himself.
10:30 AM Honeymooners, The 014 - "Man From Space " The Raccoon Lodge annual masquerade party inspires Ralph to concoct the most unique costume of the night.
11:00 AM Odd Couple, The 003 - "Felix Gets Sick " When Felix gets sick, he ruins Oscar's plans for a romantic evening with a stewardess. Oscar gets Felix to agree to stay out of sight, but while Oscar is entertaining, Felix crawls past them to get to the medicine cabinet.
11:30 AM Odd Couple, The 020 - "A Taste of Money " Felix and Oscar turn detective to find out where Philip, the kid next door, got hold of two thousand dollars.
12:00 PM Odd Couple, The 027 - "Hospital Mates " Felix and Oscar both check into the hospital for minor operations.
12:30 PM Odd Couple, The 051 - "The Pen Is Mightier Than the Pencil " Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative writing class of fraudulent advertising, but has second thoughts when the director says he'll sell Felix's material or refund his tuition. Guest stars Elliot Reid and Wally Cox.
1:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 001 - "The Sick Boy And The Sitter " Comedy writer Rob Petrie talks wife Laura into leaving their "sick" son Richie with a baby sitter while they attend a big party..
1:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 006 - "Oh How We Met The Night That We Danced " While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.
2:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 018 - "Punch Thy Neighbor " Rob's dentist pal, Jerry, strains his friendship when he starts knocking Rob's television show in public.
2:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 076 - "The Alan Brady Show Presents " Alan turns over "The Alan Brady Show" to his staff and their families to do a Christmas Spectacular on air. This Christmas special includes Sally singing "Santa, Send a Fella", Rob and Laura as Tap Dancing Santas, and Ritchie singing "Little Drummer Boy" The show concludes with Rob, Laura, Buddy, Sally, Mel and the rest of the cast singing a few bars of The Dick Van Dyke theme song with the trip over the ottoman sound effect included.
3:00 PM Barney Miller 012 - "Hair " The new member of Barney's squad is an unconventional lone with a beard who is cool about becoming a 12th precinct detective. Guardeno, a fromer member of the Narcotics Squad is transferring to Barney's division and arrives in a fatigue jacket, gold earrings and beard. Barney's job is to get the newcomer to fit in with the squad.
3:30 PM Barney Miller 015 - "Social Worker " Elizabeth has Barney worried when she takes a job as a social worker in a tough section of the East Bronx
4:00 PM Barney Miller 020 - "Grand Hotel " Wojehowicz and another detective, Janice Wentworth, check into a plush New York Hotel, posing as husband and wife to discover who has been robbing the guests.
4:30 PM Barney Miller 023 - "Horse Thief " A bicentennial celebration in New York brings out a horse thief, a tourist with a black eye and a "lady" who sells bicentennial buttons for 60 dollars
5:00 PM The Jeffersons 010 - "Rich Man’s Disease " George doesn’t know whether to be pleased or dismayed when he gets the rich man’s disease. Louise finds herself facing the impossible task of keeping George away from anything that aggravates him.
5:30 PM The Jeffersons 021 - "Movin’ on Down " What’s happened to George Jefferson? The usually fierce tiger has turned into a pussycat. George is completely shattered because of business setbacks—could it be that the Jeffersons are movin’ down?
6:00 PM The Jeffersons 032 - "Mother Jefferson’s Birthday " George forgets Mother Jefferson’s birthday, throwing the whole family into an uproar. Louise, however, comes up with a surprise that Mother Jefferson will never forget!
6:30 PM The Jeffersons 040 - "Louise Suspects " There’s something very strange going on in the Jefferson house—George is overjoyed when Louise accuses him of having an affair with another woman.
7:00 PM The Jeffersons 042 - "George’s Diploma " George’s embarrassment at never having finished high school becomes devastating humiliation when he thinks his college-grad son is ashamed of him. To try to cover up his old man’s lack of schooling, Lionel has gone overboard and told his highly educated colleagues at work that George is a graduate of Harvard.
7:30 PM The Jeffersons 100 - "Louise’s Sister " A surprise for Louise turns into a shock for George after she has a strange reaction to a visit from her long-lost sister.
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 001 - "The Girls Want to go to a Nightclub " To celebrate the Mertzes' wedding anniversary, Fred and Ricky want to go to a prize fight, but the girls want to get dressed up and go to a nightclub. Lucy threatens to find two other escorts if their husbands won't take them. This is just fine with Fred, but Ricky worries, so they find two other girls and go to the same nightclub to watch their wives.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 003 - "The Diet " One of the girls in Ricky's show quits, making a vacancy for a singer who can wear a size 12 costume. Lucy tricks Ricky into saying that if she loses enough weight she can sing in the show. She then starves, exercises, and submits to the steam cabinet and finally loses five pounds....but there are further obstacles to her "big break".
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 006 - "The Audition Show " Ricky's band is to be auditioned for television and Lucy is trying to "get into the act". When Lucy substitutes for Buffo the clown, the producers want to sign her, not Ricky, and Lucy is confronted with problems.
9:30 PM I Love Lucy 030 - "Lucy Does a TV Commercial " Lucy tricks Ricky into letting her do a commercial during a television variety show. The commercial is for Vitameatavegamin. The product contains 1/4 alcohol and by the time the commercial is ready to go live, Lucy has rehearsed so many times that she slurs her way through the entire spot.
10:00 PM I Love Lucy 038 - "The Anniversary Present " Believing Ricky has forgotten their anniversary, Lucy concludes that his attentions are wandering in another direction. Her suspicions are further aroused when she sees him clasping a pearl necklace around the neck of one of their neighbors.
10:30 PM I Love Lucy 078 - "Ricky's Old Girlfriend " Ricky creates a fictitious old flame (Carlota Romero) to make Lucy fly into a jealous rage. By coincidence, a singer by the same name is appearing in New York, according to a newspaper item in the paper. The next evening, press agent Jerry arranges for Carlota Romero (with whom Ricky did work many years ago) to see Ricky again.
11:00 PM All in the Family 001 - "Meet the Bunkers " It’s a busy day, it’s the day of Edith’s and Archie’s wedding anniversary and Edith somehow gets Archie to go to church. Meanwhile Gloria and his son-in- law, Michael Stivic throw a surprise anniversary party which, of course, turns into their signature raucous debate.
11:30 PM All in the Family 009 - " Edith Has Jury Duty " Edith abandons the kitchen for the courtroom when she is chosen for jury duty, leaving Archie to fend for himself.
12:00 AM All in the Family 025 - "Cousin Maude's Visit " The Bunker household is stifled when the flu hits them all, and Archie’s illness takes a turn for the worse when Edith’s favorite cousin and Archie’s least favorite person comes to their rescue.
12:30 AM All in the Family 034 - "Sammy's Visit " In a rare moment, Archie seems to have set aside his usual feelings towards blacks when he opens his heart and his house to Sammy Davis, Jr. When Davis comes to the house to retrieve his briefcase which was left in the cab driven by Archie, chaos and comedy become the order of the day.
1:00 AM All in the Family 037 - "MAUDE " Archie and Edith’s cousin Maude go at it again when the Bunkers travel to upstate New York to attend Maude’s daughter’s wedding.
1:30 AM All in the Family 063 - "We're Still Having a Heat Wave " A heat wave that stifles New York is nothing compared to the trouble Archie and Edith are having with "another woman".
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4:00 AM Maude 001 - "Maude's Problem " Maude fights a psychiatrist who is treating her daughter, as she sees her daughter's need for treatment as a criticism of her mothering.
4:30 AM Maude 009 - "Maude's Dilemma, Part 1 " Walter and Carol react in highly divergent ways to an announcement that Maude is pregnant.
5:00 AM Maude 010 - "Maude's Dilemma -- Part II " Maude's pregnancy causes a great deal of family unrest. Maude seeks advice from Carol and Florida as to what must be done.
5:30 AM Maude 035 - "Music hath charms " Walter's musical attempts with a newly acquired electric organ almost wreck the marriage.

SUNDAY 11/4
6:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 044 - "Radio Free Freddie " When Freddie become an overnight success as D.J. at WBAD, neither Freddie or the Sweathogs can deal with his new fame.
6:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 083 - "The Barbarino Blues " Vinnie Barbarino is convinced that he has lost his magic with women.
7:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 084 - "A Little Fright Music " Freddie wants to write a new school song but Mr. Woodman has his own reasons for keeping the one they have.
7:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 085 - "Bride and Gloom " Wedding bells chime for Vinnie Barbarino
8:00 AM Welcome Back Kotter 090 - "I'm Okay, But You're Not " Beau's sweet-talking to Mr. Woodman backfires when the guys accuse him of bad-mouthing them.
8:30 AM Welcome Back Kotter 095 - "The Bread Winners " Juan goes to interview for a new job and discovers that it's already been taken--by Freddie.
9:00 AM Honeymooners, The 018 - "$99,000 Answer " A business incorporated by Ralph and Ed appears to be doomed to failure, but an unexpected windfall temporarily puts the two friends into big money.
9:30 AM Honeymooners, The 020 - "Young At Heart " Spurred on by his wife Alice, Ralph attempts to regain his youth - on a roller skating rink.
10:00 AM Honeymooners, The 023 - "Mama Loves Mambo " A handsome mambo instructor's efforts to enroll Trixie and Alice in his class create an uproar at home, but teach Ralph and Ed a lesson about marriage at the same time.
10:30 AM Honeymooners, The 027 - "Head of the House " Boasting that he is head of his household, Ralph bets that he can order Alice to make a special supper for an unexpected dinner guest. He ends up cooking the dinner himself and almost destroying the kitchen.
11:00 AM Odd Couple, The 066 - "My Strife In Court " Oscar receives four tickets to a hit Broadway show and invites Felix and Miriam to be his guests, planning to get a date for himself. But when he is unable to find a girl, he gives Felix the extra ticket to dispose of.
11:30 AM Odd Couple, The 072 - "Last Tango In Newark " Felix and Oscar become involved with Edward Villella, premier danseur of the New York City ballet, when he volunteers to play a role in the classic ballet "Swan Lake" performed by a class of young girls. Guest stars Edward Villella, as himself.
12:00 PM Odd Couple, The 100 - "The Subway Story " Felix tries to prove to Oscar that New Yorkers are really kind and concerned, but it seems Oscar is right when they get stuck in a stalled subway train.
12:30 PM Odd Couple, The 106 - "Two On The Aisle " Oscar has Felix help him write reviews fro Broadway plays, then panics when he is asked to appear in person on a television program featuring famous critics. Guest stars Neil Simon.
1:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 089 - "The Return of Edwin Carp " Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for an Alan Brady "special."
1:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 117 - "Girls Will Be Boys " Ritchie comes home from school with a black eye. When Laura asks Ritchie who beat him up he responds "Priscilla Darwell!". Rob and Laura try to reason with Mr. and Mrs. Darwell, but the Darwells don't believe their daughter has hit Ritchie. Rob and Laura decide to give Ritchie permission to hit Priscilla back. Ritchie comes home and tells Rob and Laura that Priscilla hit him in the throat so he kissed her. Why did Ritchie kiss her? Because everyday Priscilla has threatened Ritchie "Kiss me or I'll hit ya". When Ritchie kissed her she told him he kisses "dopey" so now he's off the hook.
2:00 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 126 - "There's No Sale Like Wholesale " Rob and Laura are celebrating the "No Holiday in Particular Holiday". They go to a warehouse where Nunzio Vallani works. Rob gets the coat for only $250.00 but Laura has to pick it up in Forest Hills, Long Island and pretend that she is Nunzio Vallani's wife. Laura and Millie pose as Mrs. Villani and Maria and go to Long Island to get the coats. Laura gets the coat home and tries it on but it's way too big and it's not even the right style. Rob tells Buddy and Buddy angrily snatches back the coat to settle things once and for all. He comes back with the right size and right style and Laura is overjoyed. Rob asks Buddy how he did it. Buddy bought the coat in a retail store for $500.00.
2:30 PM Dick Van Dyke Show, The 128 - "Coast To Coast Big Mouth " Laura blurts out a top secret on a national television quiz show -- that comedian Alan Brady wears a toupee.
3:00 PM Barney Miller 093 - "The Indian " Captain Miller's detectives investigate an unusual shoe thief while Wojo befriends an elderly Indian who wishes to die with dignity, in Central Park
3:30 PM Barney Miller 104 - "Jack Soo--A Retrospective " Hal Linden and the dedicated crimefighters of the 12th Precinct warmly recall their colleague when they pay tribute to the late Jack Soo, who played Detective Yemana in the series.
4:00 PM Barney Miller 114 - "The Dentist " A lady detective feels rejected when she fails to trap a lecherous dentist, and Wojo takes up an annoying art form as Barney's crew copes with New York's seamier side.
4:30 PM Barney Miller 157 - "Examination Day " Because most of the force is taking a department exam, the plainclothes officers of the 12th precinct go back into uniform, walking beats and working with Inspector Luger, all in one day.
5:00 PM The Jeffersons 103 - "Florence Meets Mr. Right " When George and Louise meet Florence’s intended, they worry that he may be too good to be true—and soon fixed out they are exactly right.
5:30 PM The Jeffersons 120 - "Baby Love " All the preparations for Jenny’s baby leave Florence wanting a child to bolster her own womanhood and sends her husband hunting. Florence joins a dating club to find a man to help her start a family.
6:00 PM The Jeffersons 159 - "My Maid, Your Maid " George thinks he’s found the perfect new maid - a proper lady of starch and straight lace, but Louise has her own candidate for the job.
6:30 PM The Jeffersons 213 - "How Not to Marry A Millionaire " While accompanying girl friend on her manhunting expedition to a posh New York City art gallery, Florence inadvertently bags a millionaire who’s obsessed with raising her self esteem.
7:00 PM The Jeffersons 221 - "Real Men Don’t Dry Clean " Louise and Helen’s ebullient fascination with their rugged self-defense instructor taunts George and Tom into an outlandish hunting expedition in hopes of rekindling their wives’ respect for their manliness.
7:30 PM The Jeffersons 224 - "A New Girl In Town " Florence’s elation quickly turn to concern when her naive 18-year old, small town cousin arrives on her first visit to the big city and announces her plan to stay in New York City permanently.
8:00 PM I Love Lucy 102 - "Mr. and Mrs. Television Network " Ricky is reluctant to accept the chance of hosting a new TV show when he learns that the sponsor prefers a husband and wife format. Nonetheless, Ricky agrees to do the show. But when Lucy learns that he hadn't wanted her in the show at all, she decides to get even by sabotaging the "Breakfast with Lucy and Ricky" dress rehearsal. What Lucy doesn't know is that the so-called rehearsal is actually being broadcast to the entire city of New York in an effort to achieve that "unrehearsed" spontaneous look.
8:30 PM I Love Lucy 108 - "Getting Ready " A movie contract for Ricky necessitates a change in scenery and the hanging of a "for rent" sign on the Ricardos' New York home. Lucy, strategist extradinaire, plans the most effective way for Ricky to make a "Hollywood entrance". She envisions their arrival in a royal chariot, and the Mertzes, willing to give up tenants but not friends, sign on for the trip.
9:00 PM I Love Lucy 117 - "The Fashion Show " Mrs. William Holden, Mrs. Dean Martin, Mrs. Gordon MacRae, Mrs. Richard Carlson, Mrs. Van Heflin, Mrs. Forrest Tucker, famed couturier Don Loper, and a scarlet-skinned Lucy Ricardo are the contributors to a dazzling fashion show. The charity benefit, hosted by Loper and featuring the wives of motion picture stars, is a sheer burst of good fortune for Lucy, who is eager to perform before an audience.
9:30 PM I Love Lucy 139 - "Staten Island Ferry " Fred's fear of becoming seasick threatens the Mertzes' and Ricardos' plans for Ricky's European band tour. Ricky takes Fred down to the ship which is anchored in the harbor to prove he won't get seasick, but Fred turns green and becomes more firm about his not going. Lucy and Ethel plan an experiment with new, improved, seasick remedies to be tested on the Staten Islan Ferry. The trial run leads to unexpected complications when Lucy gets seasick.
10:00 PM I Love Lucy 158 - "Visitor From Italy " Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America. Mario, the Ricardos' and Mertzes' gondolier in Venice, comes to New York to surprise his brother, but turns up at the Ricardos' apartment when he can't find him. Lucy is sure Dominic is in San Francisco and sets out to help Mario raise the bus fare. Her earnest efforst pay off in a surprising way.
10:30 PM I Love Lucy 166 - "Little Ricky Gets a Dog " The Ricardo's apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a puppy. Lucy and Ricky are both determined to get rid of the puppy after their son brings it home, as are their landlords, Fred and Ethel Mertz. They have a hard time overcoming Little Ricky's arguments that a puppy would be a welcomed addition to a home which already boasts a canary, a frog, a lizard, a turtle, and goldfish.
11:00 PM All in the Family 114 - "Archie the Hero " Archie gets a rude shock when the tall, classy dame whose life he saved in a taxicab turns out to be a man.
11:30 PM All in the Family 124 - "BIRTH OF THE BABY PT.1 " While Archie suffers from stage fright, his “little baby” is about to have her first little baby-and it looks like she may have it in an Italian restaurant. All the parental preparation for the long-awaited event goes out the window when Mike panics and insists that they leave the restaurant immediately-which proves easier said than done.
12:00 AM All in the Family 125 - "BIRTH OF THE BABY PT. 2 " The blessed event is imminent. Gloria’s labor pains are five minutes apart and now its a race with time. As Gloria an Mike arrive at the hospital for the birth of their first child they are met by a nervous Edith and an overanxious Archie, who has been causing havoc at the hospital.
12:30 AM All in the Family 184 - "Little Miss Bunker " Archie and Edith Bunker face an "empty nest", but if Ediths’ cousin has his way, it won’t be for long. Edith’s cousin Floyd drops in for dinner with hopes of leaving his daughter, putting a severe strain on the family ties and Archie’s digestion.
1:00 AM All in the Family 205 - "The Family Next Door " Edith’s efforts to rent out the Jefferson’s old house result in new neighbors that she adores, but Archie abhors.
1:30 AM All in the Family 206 - "The Return of Stephanie's Father " Archie’s fighting instincts are aroused when Stephanie’s derelict father returns and uses blackmail to try and get his daughter back. Edith panics at the thought of losing Stephanie and does her best to help Archie with a plan.
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4:00 AM Maude 038 - "Maude's guest " Maude meets her match in a fiesty black teenager from the ghetto who comes to live in the Findlay household for a few weeks.
4:30 AM Maude 057 - "Maude the boss " At a new job, Maude has to manage three men who find it hard to take orders from a woman.
5:00 AM Maude 075 - "Viv's dog " Viv's dog dies while in Maude's care, and Maude fears she will be blamed for it.
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