If you were condemned to eternal punishment.......

[Czas na Zywiec]

I was reading an online quiz, and just wanted to ask all of you what your answers would be! I thought some of these answers were so funny! :lol:

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

(JWillHight, I thought you'd like this question! :lol: )

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

[vienna waits]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
B. Let it slide and drive away

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life

[Bootsy Whoosh]

My answers are in bold. The answers I found most amusing have a :D after them.

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever :D

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family :D
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations :D
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach :D
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip :D

[Kay Scarpetta]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered


If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

[Mossopp]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

[dawsongirl]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life

[Max Whittaker]

Originally posted by EricMatthews


If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:


C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper


What do you do when someone steals your parking space?

B. Let it slide and drive away


How did Stonehenge really come to be formed
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us.

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?

A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill



If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?

A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck! (Actually, I'd say "dangerous")

[DJM77]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper


What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first


How did Stonehenge really come to be?
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered


If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
A. Count all the grains of sand on the earth
B. Dig to China with a teaspoon
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper
D. Listen to "Blame it on the Rain" forever

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
A. Politely gesture that you were there first
B. Let it slide and drive away
C. Let it slide, but wish a plague on the driver's family
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
A. Witchcraft and sorcery are the only explanations
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands
C. An advanced race from another planet is just trying to mess with us
D. Some mysteries are best left unanswered

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
A. Pushing a giant stone up a never-ending hill
B. Starving with delicious food always just out of reach
C. Whatever I touch turns to dust
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
A. I'd bury it in the backyard, fast. Those things are bad luck!
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life
C. I'd use it to boost sales in my company
D. Vegas, baby. I'd beat every house on the strip

[Mr. Shy Guy]

If you were condemned to an eternal punishment, you'd rather:
C. Drain the ocean with an eyedropper

What do you do when someone steals your parking space?
D. Honk, swear, and physically assault the driver's car

How did Stonehenge really come to be?
B. An ancient culture had lots of time on their hands

If you were the victim of a magic spell, what curse would you choose?
D. Whenever I try to speak, animal sounds take the place of words

If you found an amulet that allowed you to read minds, how would you use it?
B. I'd use it to enhance my dating life