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Nancy McKeon fan!
02-12-2002, 02:01 PM
my mom is watch the crazy lady on tv. if you dont know who the crazy lady is she is martha stewart(sp?) she is making heart shaped pancakes. she's "all nothing saids love more that heart shaped pancakes". i just thought that was funny.
Warm & Fuzzy
02-12-2002, 05:42 PM
LOL! HEart shaped pancakes..interesting...
BTW, that reminds me of the episode of TD when Ben and Gabe makes a M- pancake. :D
Kay Scarpetta
02-12-2002, 05:47 PM
Martha Stewart makes me sick.
So does "heart shaped pancakes"
Excuse me while I go get sick...
-*Forever*-
02-12-2002, 06:01 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Martha Stewart makes me sick.
So does "heart shaped pancakes"
Excuse me while I go get sick...
Ever wonder why I hate my vice principla so much? CUZ SHE LOOKS LIKE MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR
Babes_Cat
02-12-2002, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Patricia Heaton Forever
Ever wonder why I hate my vice principla so much? CUZ SHE LOOKS LIKE MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR
HAHA! Mines a 4'8'' troll of a lady who walks down the halls and gives dentition if you don't have a hall pass! EWW!
KerriBerri687
02-12-2002, 06:16 PM
nothing says love like a heart shaped pancake????.....*starts laughing* :lol:
ooooooooook...
Bootsy Whoosh
02-12-2002, 06:30 PM
Martha Stewart has several screws loose. Actually, though, other than maybe Madonna, she's probably the richest self-made woman on the planet, so as much as it pains me to say it (trust me, it pains me greatly) ya gotta have at least a little respect for the woman.
However, she is annoying as hell, what with her being so dang perfect and all, when in reality you know she never does any of that stuff, she makes her hired underlings do it!
Have you ever seen the spoof of her on Saturday Night Live? I die laughing every time I see that. It's the only skit to get a guaranteed laugh out of me every time!
Also, have you ever seen the spoof of her magazine? Her magazine is called Martha Stewart Living, but the spoof is called Is Martha Stewart Living? It is hilarious!!! There's directions in there on how to make your own water and how to make homemade condoms, among other things. Look for it in the humor section of the bookstore!
Swimfan85
02-12-2002, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Patricia Heaton Forever
Ever wonder why I hate my vice principla so much? CUZ SHE LOOKS LIKE MARTHA STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR
i dunno even no wht my vice princapal looks like...or the principle... i think ones a man and ones a woman not sure though and my moms so much better then martha stwert, my mom could own basically all of HGTV
Montana Ponine
02-12-2002, 06:44 PM
:lol: you guys crack me up...
Chocoholic
02-12-2002, 06:44 PM
Martha Stewart is right up there on the list of evil people with Osama bin Laden and a few others.
I think heart-shaped pancakes are cute.
Nancy McKeon fan!
02-13-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock
nothing says love like a heart shaped pancake. this is going to be part of my siggie but i am going to add said by blair n' jo rock and martha stwart(or how ever you spell her last name). is this ok with you?
Mossopp
02-13-2002, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by WingsFan
Martha Stewart is right up there on the list of evil people with Osama bin Laden and a few others.
I think heart-shaped pancakes are cute.
She may be a pain in the ass but I wouldn't go so far as to say she is as bad as Bin Laden!!!
P.S. Heart-shaped anything is never 'cute'!!
JDS84
02-13-2002, 02:53 PM
I don't like Martha Stewart.
Kay Scarpetta
02-13-2002, 03:24 PM
Originally posted by Mossopp
She may be a pain in the ass but I wouldn't go so far as to say she is as bad as Bin Laden!!!
Ok.... then.... she's number 2! :D
KerriBerri687
02-13-2002, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by Nancy McKeon fan!
this is going to be part of my siggie but i am going to add said by blair n' jo rock and martha stwart(or how ever you spell her last name). is this ok with you?
lol sure!!!1 i feel honored ;)
FOLrocks1
02-13-2002, 04:32 PM
UGH! She is soooo annoying! She is too.....perfect I guree you could say.
But, she's DEFINATLY not near Bin Laden. Whoever said that....
julian bozo
02-15-2002, 06:29 PM
I don't think I really care for pancakes. I love waffles myself
XoVanillaRain90oX
02-15-2002, 07:06 PM
Ok, im sorry. This topic makes me so mad. Martha Stewart is a COOL chicken (yea, chicken lol). She can do everything, and thats what makes people jealous. And how dare you put her on a list with Osama Bin Laden, she didnt crash a plane into the twin towers! :mad: :mad:
For those of you who dont like her, why dont you like her?? She doesnt have any screws loose in her head. Maybe your the one with the screws loose....:rolleyes:
you can hate me now but i dont care, she never did nuthin to you people.
Kay Scarpetta
02-15-2002, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by Division_Fan_Lisa
For those of you who dont like her, why dont you like her?? She doesnt have any screws loose in her head. Maybe your the one with the screws loose....:rolleyes:
Look toots... I have not loose screws in my head.
She only bugs the hell out of me because she's so damn perfect!!! EVERYTHING has to be perfect with her! She makes me sick too. She thinks she's Oh-so-the best at everything, she tries way to hard, and she's just.... sickening.
LucyFan
02-15-2002, 09:06 PM
LOL, :lol: This thread is a bunch of laughs. Some of the stuff you guys are talking about are really hilarious. But I must say Martha Stewart is the biggest laugh of them all. :lol: :D
Mossopp
02-16-2002, 09:29 AM
To be honest I don't know that much about Martha Stewart. She has never been a really big name over here. We have our own annoying TV chefs to deal with anyway. You guys should just be thankful you don't have to suffer Jamie Oliver! :mad:
"F#ck Martha Stewart! Martha's polishing brass on the Titanic - it's all goin' down man!"
- Tyler, 'Fight Club'
cablejockey
02-16-2002, 12:49 PM
People usually hate people like M S because she threatens them on some level. Nobody is demanding that anyone makes pancakes or act perfect but Martha somehow strikes a chord where we wish we were better in some areas and then we hate her for giving us that longing. By the way Jamie Oliver is a wonderful chef and easy on the eyes.
XoVanillaRain90oX
02-16-2002, 02:58 PM
Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Look toots... I have not loose screws in my head.
never said u did!!
Kay Scarpetta
02-16-2002, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Division_Fan_Lisa
never said u did!!
LOL... I know toots. I'm only foolin
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