quotes from movies...tv...

[Swimfan85]

what are quotes from movies and tv shows that you love? and could represent ur self?

[Babes_Cat]

"Look buddy I got PMS and a gun ay questions?"- LOL I dont have a gun but I get really bitchy! WATCH OUT!

Hmmm... let me keep thinking

[-*Forever*-]

Not really a quote but a song...
"Evil, evil is his one and only name" only in my case change it to her.... LOLIUM. Ooh ooh I have another one said by *sigh* the sexiest guy alive...
"Wicked!" *sigh* hottness...

[Mossopp]

The ones in my signature are my favorites, although I do try to change my siggy a wee bit every few weeks.

[Swimfan85]

im watching a league of their own....so heres one

Mr. Harvey: let me blunt about this, are you still fallen down drunk?
Mr. Jimmy Duggin: well...sir that is blunt...but no
Mr. Harvey: seen the errors of your ways jimmy?
Mr. Jimmy Duggin: no...i jus cant afford it any more

[Mossopp]

Since we're talking about 'A League of Their Own', I like the bit when Doris says "Ok, ladies, let's make like a bread truck and haul buns!" :lol:

[Hollow]

I LUV the one from the chimp channel when they make fun of titanic and it shows jack and rose on the end of the boat and rose says "Jack, I fell like I could fly!" and Jack's like "Cool, go for it" and she jumps off the boat and she's like "Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!" and Jack's like "Whoopsies!"

[Brian]

All in the Family
Maude: Look, Archie, you can either come over here at the table and eat with us or you can lie down there on the couch and feed off your own fat. And if you chose the latter, you would probably be lying there for months.*

*This quote may be inaccurate. I haven't seen the episode in a few months but I can remember most of it.

[Kay Scarpetta]

"And we can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin', I'm makin' WAFFLES!!!!" ~Donkey from Shrek

Gingerbread: "Do you know the Muffin Man?"
Lord Farqua: "the Muffin Man?"
Gingerbread: *waves hands* "THE MUFFIN MAN!!!" ~Scene from Shrek

Monster: "What's your name, little girl?"
Boo: "Mike Wizoutski!"
All the other monsters: "Mike Wizoutski Mike Wizoutski Mike Wizoutski!!!!" ~Scene from Monsters Inc.

[JoRoX4EvEr2411]

DIONNE: Hello. That was a stop sign!

CHER: I totally paused!
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MR HALL: Thank you for that perspective Cher.
(Mr. Hall hands out the report cards)
Now could all conversations please come to a halt.
(Travis jumps up to the window)
And could the suicide attempts please be postponed till the next period?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
CHER: Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons from you on how to be cool. Tell me that part about Kenny G again?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
TAI: Cher, I don't wanna do this any more, and my buns, they don't feel nothin' like steel.
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JOSH: Be seein' ya.

TAI: Yeah, I hope not sporadically.
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Definately one of my FAVORITE movies....I could go on and on...but i'll spare u guys

[Babes_Cat]

SHREK!

Welcome to Duloc,
such a perfect town.
Here we have some rules let us lay them down,
don't say "words", stay in line and we'll get along fine,
DULOC IS A PERFECT PLACE!
Please stay off of the grass,
wash your feet, wipe your <pause>...face.
DULOC IS..DULOC IS...
DULOC.. IS.. A.. PERFECT.. PLACE!!!

And here is the lovely batchlorette number 2! Although she lives w/ 7 other men, she's NOT easy! Please welcome...SNOW WHITE!

By day one way,
By night another,
This shall be the norm,
Until you meet your first love and share first loves true kiss,
The you will take love's true form.


Hmmm... let me think some more!

[Kay Scarpetta]

LOL and I forgot, I like any quote from Shrek. But I guess yall could tell from my last post, lol...

Gingerbread: EAT ME! *spits*

[tormented_soul]

from SLC Punk:

Bob: It's a crazy ****ed up world and we're all just barely floating along waiting for somebody who can walk on water.

stevo: You can do a hell of a lot more damage in the system than u can outside of it. That's the final irony, I think. That and this...when all was said and done i was just another,goddamn, trendy ass POSER.

sean: Bob, you are Jesus, aren't you?
herion bob: That's right. Why'd ya ask?
sean: Satan is in the house. He killed my mom and turned her into a bull.

*jenn*

[LaverneShirley]

Welp, I have TONS of quotes but here are some of my favorites from Guys and Dolls....


Lt. Brannigan: Do either of you know where I could fina Mr. Nathan Detroit?
Nicely-Nicely: Which Nathan Detroit is that?
Lt. Brannigan: Your BOSS Nathan Detroit; the Nathan Detroit that runs a floating crap game.
Benny: Floating crap game?
Nicely-Nicely: On a boat?


Nathan: Sky, do yourself a favor and eat this last little bite of cheesecake. You will thank me.
Sky: Honestly, I couldn't eat another bite.
Nathan: But still you will agree that Mindy's cheesecake is the best cheesecake alive?
Sky: Gladly. Furthermore, I am quite partial to Mindy's cheesecake.
Nathan: And though you may not agree, there are people who prefer Mindy's struedel to cheesecake. Do you disagree?
Sky: It is my understanding that the constitution of the United State allows everyone the free choice between cheesecake and struedel.

Sky: Daddy, I got cider in my ear. (You probably don't get that if you haven't seen G&D, but it was just the way he said it...)

[AllIWantIsYourClutch]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
"Gingerbread: "Do you know the Muffin Man?"
Lord Farqua: "the Muffin Man?"
Gingerbread: *waves hands* "THE MUFFIN MAN!!!" ~Scene from Shrek


NOT MY BUTTONS!! NOT MY GUMDROP BUTTONS!!!!!!!!!!

[nancysbiggestfan]

"There's always time for a quickie!"-- Jinny


Jinny- I saw him....He's cute.

"Look Mag...Just don't expect too much.I'm in a bad mood right now and I have a feeling I'm gonna be in a bad mood for the rest of my life."--Jinny


"Fresh as a daisy!"~ Jinny


Luz these! :)

[Babes_Cat]

"I'm not steak, you can't just order me!" -From the 1988 movie "Working Girl"

[ISmellFine]

I like the ones in my sig, except I've never been to a half way house...or have I? ::evil laffter:: I love this quote from Shrek:

Donkey: Shrek, was that you? Man, you gotta warn somebody before u crack one off, my mouth was open and everything!

And...from the Division:

Jinny: You're a peach.

CD: Are you seriously asking me these questions?

Mag: I'm never wrong...except when I am.

Mmmkay...yeah. I done.

[ClassicComedyFan2]

“We’re Starfleet officers. Weird is part of the job.”
--Captain Janeway (Star Trek: Voyager)

"I never touch spirits. Have you some milk?"
--Batman (Original Batman)

Agent 86, Maxwell Smart: “You can't do that, Chief. Hymie's my friend!”
The Chief: “Your friend busted into my office, said he was going to kill me, smashed my desk to pieces, and almost strangled me with his bare hands!”
Agent 86, Maxwell Smart: “Well, I said he was my friend, not yours.”
--Max & Chief (Get Smart)

[ClassicComedyFan2]

99: “Sometimes I wish you were just an ordinary businessman.”
Agent 86, Maxwell Smart:
Well, 99, we are what we are. I'm a secret agent, trained to be cold, vicious, and savage. Not enough to be a businessman.”
--86 & 99 (Get Smart)

“Get the cheese to Sick Bay!”
--B’elanna Torres (Star Trek: Voyager)

Doc: "Stop breathing down my neck!"
EMH Mark 2: "My breathing is merely a simulation."
Doc: "So is my neck - stop it anyway!"
--EMH Mark I & Mark II (Star Trek: Voyager)

"Who are you people and what is that thing in your pants?"
Tuvok: "I...beg...your pardon?"
--Raine Robinson & Tuvok, confusion over a phaser, (Star Trek: Voyager)

“You’re right. That pass looked like a drunk duck with a poor sense of direction.”
--Peter O’Keefe (NFL2K for Sega Dreamcast)

Smart: “Synthetic Islands? You mean to tell me that this island isn’t real?”
Siegfried: “OF course not, you STUPID! It’s portable!”
--Smart and Siegfried, (Get Smart)

[Penny Lane]

"We're gonna to need a bigger boat" from JAWS

"I could go at anytime!" from What's eating Gilbert Grape

[Penny Lane]

And.............. "No one puts Baby in a corner!" from Dirty Dancing

[Meg07945]

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
And.............. "No one puts Baby in a corner!" from Dirty Dancing LOL yeah!!

[Kristina]

I love this quote from The Jeffersons:

Mr. Bentley: (singing) I'm a little teapot short and stout
George Jefferson: Here is the door now get the hell out

:D