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Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 06:52 PM

Originally posted by Adele
Am I going to end up having a canary hairdo and wear matching dress suits with the same color shoes, while I sit around the house jobless, watching talk shows?

Hmmm [Probes Innerself] I predict that none of this will happen...but wait! I feel vibes coming from someone who will end up that way.....[Closes Eyes and Starts Chanting] Wait! That's just my brother!

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 06:55 PM

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Am I going to marry Lisa Whelchel's son?

~Karli Moo...the loveless Moo~

[Probes Himinnerself and Ponders the Presence of the Big Mac]
Miss Moo...I predict that you WILL marry Lisa Whelchel's son! For we are all God's children, so one child is everyone elses child!

LOL.

Originally posted by Goddess936
Will I become a beautician?

You better be. Who else is going to give my bro his canaray hairdo? And his nails?

*~Phycho, Er, Phychit Snow~*

Adele

01-04-2002, 06:56 PM

Hahahahaha

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 06:58 PM

Originally posted by JOblairJOblair
Am I ever going to get perfect grades? or will I just be a failure all my life and not amount to anything?

Don't be sad JOblairJOblair! Everyone has a use in life! Don't be so down on yourself! I can see a 100 somewhere not so far away in your future. Until then, remember:

Gray Skies are Gonna Clear Up, So Put on a Happy :D :) Face!

MLB

01-04-2002, 07:08 PM

Will I accomplish my goal of becoming governor of Massachusetts?

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 07:15 PM

Originally posted by MLB
Will I accomplish my goal of becoming governor of Massachusetts?

It's possible! But those dang Chads then cloud up a phychits clear viewing :)

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 07:21 PM

WHEN IS IT GOING TO SNOW!?!?!

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 07:22 PM

When will I meet Nancy McKeon, if I ever....:rolleyes:

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 07:24 PM

When will my social studies teacher stop being a ______?

haha@! This is fun...:D

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 07:27 PM

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
WHEN IS IT GOING TO SNOW!?!?!

When it's cold :D

When Will I Meet Nancy McKeon?
When you and other "The Division" (With Some FOL) fans storm the set of "The Division"

When Will My Social Studies Teacher Stop Being a ____?
When Mary Tyler Moore discovers she can fly.

Penny Lane

01-04-2002, 08:04 PM

Will I ever meet Paul McCartney? He and I both are getting older. My time is running out!:eek: :lol:

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 08:07 PM

Originally posted by NEWHART FAN
Will I ever meet Paul McCartney? He and I both are getting older. My time is running out!:eek: :lol:

You'll meet him on Abbie Lane! :D

XoVanillaRain90oX

01-04-2002, 08:11 PM

Will I ever meet Nancy McKeon? I dont wanna know how but if I EVER in this sane world will?!

Penny Lane

01-04-2002, 08:23 PM

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow

You'll meet him on Abbie Lane! :D

Thanks! But I think you mean Abbey Road!:lol:

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Division_Fan_Lisa
Will I ever meet Nancy McKeon? I dont wanna know how but if I EVER in this sane world will?!

Hmmm I must slowly ponder this question.....[Goes and puts on leather jacket and goes on motorcycle]

TEN HOURS And $100 Later....

[Comes Back In] After getting some consultation from my good friend Huggy Bear, I have concluded that you will see Nancy McKeon. Except she'll be on a screen. But a few monthes later, you will see her in person. Over come by the site of her, you freeze up as Nancy comes and asks if you need help. You fall to the floor. She goes away. The End :D

BTw, Yes NEWHARTFAN, I meant Abby Road LOL. It was just that my brother was polluting the room w/ his breath when I typed it :D

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 08:49 PM

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow

When it's cold :D

When Will I Meet Nancy McKeon?
When you and other "The Division" (With Some FOL) fans storm the set of "The Division"

When Will My Social Studies Teacher Stop Being a ____?
When Mary Tyler Moore discovers she can fly. Not bad...not bad at all...LOL!:D

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 08:50 PM

Here's some more...LOL!

Will my friend Elaine marry this guy named Kin? LOL!

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 08:51 PM

What did I eat for lunch today, Mr. Snow? LOL!

Sean Snow

01-04-2002, 08:55 PM

When will this guy named Kin marry my friend Elaine?
Well, if he's her kin, they'll have to go to Texas for that! :D

What did I eat today?
You ate a type of food with a type of liquid.

*~It's Like, You Snow....~*

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow
When will this guy named Kin marry my friend Elaine?
Well, if he's her kin, they'll have to go to Texas for that! :D

What did I eat today?
You ate a type of food with a type of liquid.

*~It's Like, You Snow....~* LOL....haha...funny one ;)

Kay Scarpetta

01-04-2002, 09:45 PM

Originally posted by MLB
Will I accomplish my goal of becoming governor of Massachusetts?

If Sean says no, don't give up. We NEED to get Jane Swift outta here

~Pollitically Incorect Moo~

Kay Scarpetta

01-04-2002, 09:50 PM

Sean said that:

[Probes Himinnerself and Ponders the Presence of the Big Mac]
Miss Moo...I predict that you WILL marry Lisa Whelchel's son! For we are all God's children, so one child is everyone elses child!

Heh how...erm...cute

~Karli Moo...the loveless AND confused Moo~

readymade

01-04-2002, 09:54 PM

This should be fun - what am I listening to right now?

Take care,
Tanya.

Kay Scarpetta

01-04-2002, 09:59 PM

Originally posted by readymade
what am I listening to right now?

Your listening to.... music. *snickers*

~Karli...the very physic-ic-ic Moo~

Warm & Fuzzy

01-04-2002, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by readymade
This should be fun - what am I listening to right now?

Take care,
Tanya. You're listening to SOUNDS...:D

I'm stealing your job, sean...;)

readymade

01-05-2002, 01:36 AM

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

Your listening to.... music. *snickers*

~Karli...the very physic-ic-ic Moo~
Actually I was listening to the TV tuned in to E! at the time. ;)

Take care,
Tanya.

readymade

01-05-2002, 01:41 AM

Originally posted by Jo's the bomb
You're listening to SOUNDS...:D

I'm stealing your job, sean...;)
Good job, good job. ;)

P.S. – Looks like you’ve got some competition Sean hehe!

Take care,
Tanya.

disturbed child

01-05-2002, 01:56 AM

Am I ever gonna be thin, or will I always have this disgusting, fat body? Ugh... I don't even know how anyone is able to look at me w/out getting nauseous. I'm so gross! I get sick everytime I look at myself in the mirror. FAT, FAT, FAT!!!!!!!! That's me. Come on everybody, say it w/me: Morganne, Morganne, she's so fat, she don't know where the treadmill's at!

Warm & Fuzzy

01-05-2002, 12:14 PM

Originally posted by readymade

Good job, good job. ;)

P.S. – Looks like you’ve got some competition Sean hehe!

Take care,
Tanya. Competition? Nah....I'm just bored...

Warm & Fuzzy

01-05-2002, 12:16 PM

Originally posted by glitterbabie
Am I ever gonna be thin, or will I always have this disgusting, fat body? Ugh... I don't even know how anyone is able to look at me w/out getting nauseous. I'm so gross! I get sick everytime I look at myself in the mirror. FAT, FAT, FAT!!!!!!!! That's me. Come on everybody, say it w/me: Morganne, Morganne, she's so fat, she don't know where the treadmill's at! :( that's "encouraging"...

Sean Snow

01-05-2002, 12:34 PM

Warm & Fuzzy

01-05-2002, 12:40 PM

Originally posted by Sean Feeney Snow

*Frosty the Snowman* HA HA HA!

Sitcomwriter

06-22-2002, 12:58 AM

Is there any chance in hell that I'll ever meet/marry/yada,yada,yada Natalie Portman?

To quote Jerry Seinfeld:
"You yada Yada yada-ed sex? That's the best part!"

Or something like that...

Sean Snow

06-22-2002, 11:42 AM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
Is there any chance in hell that I'll ever meet/marry/yada,yada,yada Natalie Portman?

To quote Jerry Seinfeld:
"You yada Yada yada-ed sex? That's the best part!"

Or something like that...

You have a higher chance of being run over a truck driven by Natalie Portman.

Kay Scarpetta

06-22-2002, 11:51 AM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
You have a higher chance of being run over a truck driven by Natalie Portman.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: AAAHAHAH!

Anyways, am I still gonna marry Lisa's son?

Mr. Shy Guy

06-22-2002, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters

You have a higher chance of being run over a truck driven by Natalie Portman.

:lol:

Heres one: Will I move to Califronia at some point in my life.

Czas na Zywiec

06-22-2002, 12:15 PM

How soon until Natalie Portman runs over Sitcomwriter?

Will the fires in Colorado come so close as to kill me?

Will I make it as a Broadway star?

Sean Snow

06-22-2002, 12:18 PM

Karli the person formally known as the psychit (I know that's misspelled) Moo

Anyways, am I still gonna marry Lisa's son?

Hmmm..[Ponders]...my answer from before still goes.

Originally posted by Gregorio
Will I move to Califronia at some point in my life.

I can see a large possibilty of this many moons from now...

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
How soon until Natalie Portman runs over Sitcomwriter?

A few years from now. But let's all hope it's sooner.

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Will the fires in Colorado come so close as to kill me?

They won't kill you and I don't think they're gonna come so close..Grr I would've given a better answer if my stupid brother didn't break the dumb crystal ball...

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Will I make it as a Broadway star?

If you try hard and if you're good enough you will be.

Kay Scarpetta

06-22-2002, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
A few years from now. But let's all hope it's sooner.

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Sitcomwriter

06-22-2002, 01:50 PM

I think that truck is coming today :lol:

Kay Scarpetta

06-22-2002, 02:01 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I think that truck is coming today :lol:

*screams* CELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!!!!!! *dances* CELLLLLLLLLLLEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!

:dance: :dance: :dance: :wave:

Czas na Zywiec

06-22-2002, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Sitcomwriter
I think that truck is coming today :lol:

If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! :clap:
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! :clap:
If you're happy and you know it, and you sureley want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands! :clap:

Czas na Zywiec

08-04-2002, 10:48 PM

Will I be part of a teenage garage band that gets discovered by Colombia rcords while accidentaly bumping into their senior advisor at a Starbucks in Denver?

Has Sitcomwriter been run over by Natalie Portman yet?

Will I be the only person in thtis damn town without a hicklike accent?

I'm curious to see my future....

Sean Snow

08-04-2002, 10:54 PM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo
Will I be part of a teenage garage band that gets discovered by Colombia rcords while accidentaly bumping into their senior advisor at a Starbucks in Denver?

Has Sitcomwriter been run over by Natalie Portman yet?

Will I be the only person in thtis damn town without a hicklike accent?

(1) Hmm possibly but just in case if you're in Starbucks dump hot coffee on all the business-looking men. Maybe you'll be discovered that way.

(2) Unfortunatly not. :(

(3) Yes but then you'll talk like them! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Erm

Central Perk

08-04-2002, 10:57 PM

Are you really psychic or are you just ripping us off like a certain Miss Cleo?

Sean Snow

08-04-2002, 10:58 PM

Originally posted by Dr. Frasier Crane
Are you really psychic or are you just ripping us off like a certain Miss Cleo?

Mun! I woulda no' rip ya off mun!

*cough*See my first post. It said it's all in good fun. Hymph :p *cough*

Krisalicious

08-05-2002, 12:18 PM

OK i got some questions!

1. What day, month, and year will i meet Shane West?

2. What day, month, and year will i MARRY Shane West?

3. When will NJ's first snow storm be? [i wanna know my snow days ahead of time!:D]

Mr. Shy Guy

08-07-2002, 12:17 AM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters

(2) Unfortunatly not. :(

Hmmmm... You sure? He hasn't been here in a month!

Sean Snow

08-07-2002, 12:23 AM

Originally posted by Gregorio

Hmmmm... You sure? He hasn't been here in a month!

I'm sure LOL. Peopel would be dancing in the streets if he really did get hit ;)

1. What day, month, and year will i meet Shane West?

2. What day, month, and year will i MARRY Shane West?

3. When will NJ's first snow storm be? [i wanna know my snow days ahead of time!]

Hmm I can't tell exact dates..I mean I would tell everyone the exact date that Natalie's car will arrive for him....;)

Hollow

08-07-2002, 12:54 AM

What am i drinking rite now?

Czas na Zywiec

08-07-2002, 01:03 AM

Originally posted by ~°~RockAngel89~°~
What am i drinking rite now?

I can get this. Some kind of liquid substance. Possibly carbonated? My crystal ball is kinda fuzzy and I'm receiving bad vibes from it. I think a $20 otta clear it up.

Hollow

08-07-2002, 01:09 AM

Originally posted by Ricky Ricardo

I can get this. Some kind of liquid substance. Possibly carbonated? My crystal ball is kinda fuzzy and I'm receiving bad vibes from it. I think a $20 otta clear it up.
Wrongo.

Mr. Shy Guy

08-07-2002, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters

I'm sure LOL. Peopel would be dancing in the streets if he really did get hit ;)

DAMN!

letsgoreyes

08-07-2002, 12:44 PM

If we wish hard enough will sticomwriter get hit by a truck sooner??

Will Facts of life be back on N@N ever???

Carmen_Epstein

08-07-2002, 02:49 PM

Will I ever learn the difference between real and plastic ducks?

Sara Micelli

08-07-2002, 03:16 PM

Will I ever become a write?
Will I ever win the Pulitzer Prize for literature?

Hollow

08-07-2002, 07:34 PM

What color eyeshadow am i wearing? i'll make it easier to guess bwahahaha

a] white
b] blue
c] red
d] nun
e] black
f] green
g] yellow
h] brown
i] orange
j] pink
k] cyan
l] gray
m] navy blue
o] emerald
p] magenta
q] brick red
r] teal
s] purple
t] tickle me pink
u] macaroni and cheez
v] limegreen
w] blue-green
x] beige
y] peachpuff
z] dark pink

Ags2000

08-08-2002, 12:05 PM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
When will this guy named Kin marry my friend Elaine?
Well, if he's her kin, they'll have to go to Texas for that! :D

HEY!!! We you must have Texas confused with Arkansas! :D

D

Kay Scarpetta

08-08-2002, 12:15 PM

Will I graduate from Cornell, Johns Hopkins, and Georgetown with a M.D. in law and a Ph. D in medicine and become Chief Medical Examiner of Virginia?

Or will I go on to graduate from the FBI Academy in Quantico, VA and become a special agent?

Krisalicious

08-08-2002, 12:23 PM

Ok Psychic Snow since u said u cant do exact dates i'll make it easier.....

Will i ever meet Shane West?

And heres a harder 1......whats the last thing i bought?

Sean Snow

08-08-2002, 12:54 PM

*Screams* [In Boots St. Clair Voice] People! People! One at a time...

Okay umm I'll try to answer as many as I can....

If we wish hard enough will sticomwriter get hit by a truck sooner??

No

Will Facts of life be back on N@N ever???

I don't see it happening any time soon.

Will I ever learn the difference between real and plastic ducks?

Tell me this first: Can you believe it's not butter?

Will I ever become a write?
Will I ever win the Pulitzer Prize for literature?

If you try hard enough.
I can't tell awards cause people vote on them and that caused a lot o trouble in 2000...

HEY!!! We you must have Texas confused with Arkansas!

Well it's not my fault this dern crystal ball is messed up. I mean it was cheap only $2.00 do you expect quality from it?

Will I graduate from Cornell, Johns Hopkins, and Georgetown with a M.D. in law and a Ph. D in medicine and become Chief Medical Examiner of Virginia?

If ya set yo mind to it.

Will i ever meet Shane West?
It's possible.

whats the last thing i bought?
You bought an item.

Krisalicious

08-08-2002, 01:01 PM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters

You bought an item.

OMG he's right!!!!!!!! :eek:

Hollow

08-08-2002, 01:39 PM

Originally posted by Burke Snow Winters
*Screams* [In Boots St. Clair Voice] People! People! One at a time...

Okay umm I'll try to answer as many as I can....
U SKIPPED ME U STUUUUUPEED SPACEMONKEY