John-Paul Season 2 episodes! I'm starting to write now!

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'John-Paul'
Season 2
Episode 19
'The Student Council'


John-Paul runs for student council president at his school. He thinks he has a good chance but ends up competing with a popular, snobby girl who really isn't right for the job.

Written By:
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---INT. Hallway---
John-Paul is at his locker. Aaron goes over to his, two down.

Aaron: So, are you going to run for student council president?

J-P: Are you kidding? I don't have time. I'm too busy. Plus everyone knows that Becca Rowhob is going to run. She's the most popular girl in school! It's just going to turn into a popularity contest.

Steven comes over to his locker.

Steven: What is?

J-P: The election.

Aaron: I don't think it will. Everyone has a Fair chance. I don't see why you don't run. You have a real good chance to beat her! What do you say?

J-P: What did I say before? NO!

Steven: Someone has to do it! No one else is going to. They are too afraid they will lose!

J-P: They will. I got to go. I'm going to be late! Bye.

Aaron: See ya!

---INT. Cafeteria---
Aaron and Steven are sitting at a table.

Aaron: Are you sure we did the right thing by signing John-Paul up to run.

Steven: Of course! I just hope he doesn't get mad!

Aaron: Why should he? He could beat her if he tried.

Dell sits with them.

Dell: So did you sign him up?

Aaron: Yes.

Dell: Who's going to tell him?

S&A: You!

Dell: What?! I wasn't the one who signed him up in the first place!

Aaron: I don't think you need to.

Steven: Why?

Aaron: Because they are going to announce it over the PA soon.

John-Paul, carrying tray, sits down.

John-Paul: What's up?

They all act nervous.

Dell: Nothing.

J-P: What were you talking about?

Steven: (nervous laugh) Uhhhhh...nuttin much.

Aaron: So what's up with Jill?

J-P: Nothing much. I found out she has a kid. But we told you that already.

ANNOUNCEMENT: CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOU ATTENTION. (gets quiet) WE HAVE THE SIGN UP SHEET FOR STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT. WE ONLY HAD TWO PEOPLE SIGN UP THIS YEAR. THE FIRST NOMINEE IS...Becca Rowhob. AND THE OTHER NOMINEE...

J-P: I wonder what loser signed up.

The others do a nervous giggle.

ANNOUNCEMENT: ...JOHN-PAUL VITALE.

---INT. Hallway---

J-P and Dell are walking together.

J-P: I can't believe they signed me up! I'll kill them! There's no way I can beat Beth.

Dell: How about I come over to your house and we can make posters and fliers and everything! I can be you campaign manager.

J-P: I guess.

Becca comes over to them.

Becca: So, this is the loser that is trying to compete against me! Don't think you're going to win! I'm going to kick you butt.

She leaves.

J-P: Whatever!

---INT. School - next day---

We see a sign that says:

"JOHN-PAUL: THE RIGHT ONE FOR PRESIDENT"

We see Becca put a big black X across.

Sign:

"Becca Rowhob is best for the job!"

J-P crosses out "best" and puts Worst.

J-P walks by a bus. There is a long banner on the side of it that reads:

"JOHN-PAUL MEANS: ANNOYING-JERK"

A Big Banner hangs from the hall.

"Becca spells big slut!"

---INT. Gymnasium---

Becca and J-P are on the stage. Beth is at the podium.

Becca: Thank you.

Teacher stands up. She sits down.

Teacher: Well now that we have heard from our candidates, It's time to vote. Please do so now. We will announce the results tomorrow.

---INT. Cafeteria---

ANNOUNCEMENT: WE HAVE THE RESULTS OF THE STUDENT COUNCIL ELECTION. THE VOTES WERE AS FOLLOWED: BECCA...340...JOHN-PAUL...256.

Becca stands up and cheers!

ANNC: The winner: JOHN-PAUL!!

Everyone: What?

ANNC: BECCA WAS COUGHT STUFFING THE BALLOT BOX, THEREFORE, DISQUALIFIED! CONGRADULATIONS!

Everyone cheers!

Aaron: I told you that you could win!

J-P: I knew I would all along!

Aaron & Dell & Steven: (sarcastic) SURE!!

THE END!!

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I am no longer writing JP anymore. It was a waste of my time! It wasn't funny but Sitcomwriter wants me to post some more for him. Alll of there are by HIM!!

#20:"John-Paul's-Choice"

(The-Lockers)

JP:What-do-I-do?

Kaliek:I-don't-know

JP:Your-alot-of-help

Dell:Well-who-do-you-love?

JP:Samantha

Dell:There-you-go

JP:And-Jill

Dell:Whoa-your-not-a-mormon

JP:I-know-but-what-else-can-I-do?

(Dell's-house)

JP:A-Ouijha-board?

Dell:Yeah

JP:Well-Steven-owns-a-lava-lamp-so-what-the-heck

Dell:It's-spelling

Kaliek:S-t-a-o-v-o-n-a-k-i

JP:Who-the-hell-is-Staovonaki?

(The-Wine-Celler)

Samantha:Hi-John-Paul

(JP-kisses-Samantha)

THE-END

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#21:"MUSICAL"

(The-Lockers)

(The-hall-is-dark-and-no-one-is-in-it........but-JP)

JP:(Singing)Roaming-the-halls.Finding-it-right.Here-I-am-alone..........TONIGHT!!!!!

Jill:(Singing)Your-roaming-the-halls.Finding-it-right-There-you-are-alone................TONIGHT!!!!

(The-Wine-Celler)

Samantha:(Singing)He's-roaming-the-halls-with-his-girlfriend-Jill-but-he-kissed-me-so-his-love'll-be-in-his-will

All:(Singing)ROAMING-THE-HALLS!!!!!!!!!!!

THE-END

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#22:"Stop-deciding=already-and-get-on-with-the-damn-show!"


(The-Lockers)

JP:I've-made-my-decision

Dell:Who'd-ya-pick?

JP:Samantha...........No-Jill

Dell:Oy!

(The-Wine-Celler)

Samantha:He-kissed-me.John-Paul-kissed-ME!-Does-he-still-love-me

(Dell's-house)

Dell:What-did-the-Magic-8-ball-say

JP:Eat-at-Joe's

Dell:What?

JP:It-seems-that-Joe-gave-away-free-magic-8-balls-at-his-resturant-that-say-Eat-at-Joe's-and-You'll-shoot-your-eye-out

Dell:What?

JP:He-seems-to-be-a-fan-of-A-Christmas-Story

Dell::Oh-so-who'd-you-pick

JP:Samantha

Dell:Good

JP:No-Jill

Dell:Oy!

THE-END

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#23:"Samantha-or-Jill?-for-the-200th-time!"


(The-Lockers)

Dell:So?

JP:I-love-Samantha

Dell:And-Jill?

JP:No-and-Jill

(Auudience-Cheers)

Dell:Way-to-go

(The-Wine-Celler)

Samantha:(On-Phone)Hi-Ricky?-well-Ricky'd-machine-anyway-I-can't-date-you-your-cousin-Vinny-any-ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-(Hangs-up(I-just-can't-do-it

(Pretzel-Time)

JP:Jill?

Jill:Yes

JP:I........Love-you!

Dell:Oy!

THE-END

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#24:"Samantha..........I-Choose-You!!!!!!!"

(The-Wine-Celler)

JP:Hi

Samantha:Hi

(They-start-kissing)

JP:We-can't-do-this

Samantha:Why-not?

JP:Your-with-Ricky-who-buy-the-way-is-the-father-of-my-girlfriend-Jill's-son-Clark

Samantha:I-love-you

JP:And-I-love-you-but-we're-with-different-people-now.Face-it-We'll-never-be-together-again

Samantha:What-is-I-want-to-be?

JP:Maybe-if-Jill-and-I-don't-work-out-(Leaves)

Samantha:(Starts-to-cry)

THE-END

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: #25:"So-now-that-Samantha-weeps-the-world-may-know-Ricky's-Cousin-Cabubu"



Date: Thu, 3 Jan 2002 16:04:30 -0800 (PST)





(The-Lockers)

Ricky:Hey-guys-this-is-my-cousin-Cabubu

Cabububu:Huh!!!!!!-ah-ah-(Drools)

Dell:Is-he?

Ricky:From-the-south?-yeah

JP:I-think-he-means-wacko-in-the-headdy-head-head

Ricky:Oh-no.Just-a-hick

(The-Wine-Celler)

Samantha:(Crying)I'll-never-love-again!


THE END

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#26:"Aunt-B+"

(The-House)

Matthew:Guess-What?

JP:Barney's-Finally-dead?

Matthew:No

JP:Mike-Tyson-gave-Barney-the-old-one-two-and-killed-him?

Matthew:No

Larry:And-stop-with-the-killing-Barney-talk-he's-the-only-Dino-who-still-alive!

Samantha:What-about-Dino

Jill:Dino-was-a-dog

JP:That-was-over-30-years-ago!

Matthew:Fine!-you-guys-don't-care-that-I-got-a-B!

All-but-Matthew:A-B??????????????????

THE-END

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BUMP!

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BUMP!

Jacob can you delete the smilies?

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#27:"Teacher,Teacher"
Special Guest Star:John Ritter as Mr.Durbin
Jill's new math teacher is flirtatious.

(Mr.Durbin’s room)

Mr.Durbin:Hello class (Notices Jill) Hello!

Jill:Hi

Mr.Durbin:I’m your new teacher Mr.Durbin

Jill:Ok give me space

JP:Is it just me or is the new teacher flirting with my girlfriend?

Ricky:YEAH! And the mother of my son!

(Opening Credits)

(The Lockers)

Jill:Did you want to talk to me about something?

JP:Yes Jill or maybe I should call you Jilly Willy?

Jill:Jill

JP:Jill it is then.Well any I don’t love you

(Dell and Jill are shocked)

Jill:What?

JP:A little humor

Jill:Oh (giggles)

JP:Mr.Dirbin is flirting with you

Jill (giggles):Oh I get it.Funny stuff!

JP:I’m not kidding

Jill:What?

JP:He’s flirting with you

Jill;Don’t be silly.He’s like 50!

Mr.Durbin:More like 45 but nice shot.Get inside Miss Mesina

Jill:Yes sir (Leaves)
JP:I know your plan Mr.Durbin

Mr.Durbin:What plan?

JP:You want to have sex with Jill!

Mr.Durbin:Oh yeah THAT plan

JP:So you DO want to sex her up?

Mr.Durbin:I never said that

JP:Yeah you did (Leaves)

(The Cherry Valley Country Club)

Richie:So Larry how’s it going at home?

Larry:FINE! DON’T BELIEVE THE TABLOIDS! I’m going home (Leaves)

(JP enters)

Richie:Oh hi John-Paul

JP:Hi Richie.Where’s my father?

Richie:You just missed him.Why?

JP:Relationship problems.My math teacher wants to have sex with my girlfriend!

Richie:Oh

JP:Yeah

(Closing Credits)

(There’s no end teaser in this episode)

THE END

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#28:”More than just Teacher and Student”
Special Guest Star:John Ritter as Mr.Durbin
Jill’s new math teacher wants a different type of
relationship with her.

(Opening Credits)

(The Lockers)

Ricky:John-Paul stop worrying already!

JP:She’s most likely naked with him right now

Aaron:What makes you say that?

JP:I can feel it

Aaron:Like how

JP:I can feel it in my pants

Ricky:You mean?

JP:Yes

Aaron and Ricky:Ewwwwwwwwwwww!

JP:Ricky! YOU had sex with her!

Ricky:True but we were dating well more of a one night
sex date

Mr.Durbin:So I’ll see you tonight?

Jill:It’s a date

(JP is shocked)

JP:IT’S A DATE!

Aaron:John-Paul it’s ONLY an exspression

JP:Oh! Still he wants to shack up with my girlfriend!

Jill:Relax honey! He’s only going to tutor me (Kisses
JP)

JP:Yeah? Yeah? That’s what YOU think! He wants to put
his you know up your you know

Jill:John-Paul I love you but PLEASE stop obsessing
over this! We haven’t even HAD sex yet!

JP:Because your too advanced

Jill:What?

JP:Your too advanced

Jill:What the hell does that mean?

JP:You have a son.We’re 15.Almost 16 and you have had
more sex in your life than my parents do now!

Jill:And how does that make our relationship get
ruined

JP:I can’t keep up with you.Get it?

Jill:Yes I DO get it! You think I’m a SLUT!

JP:No not SLUT Advanced

Jill:You know what? When he makes a move on me tonight
I’m going to go Oh oh ooh yes yes YES! And forget ALL
about you!

JP:Fine but don’t come crawling to me when he knocks
you up and leaves you!

Ricky:HEY!

Jill:What makes you think he’ll knock me up?

JP:He will! Trust me!

Jill:No because just BECAUSE! (leaves)

(Jill and Mr.Durbin are on her bed)

Mr.Durbin:So do you maybe want to do………..more stuff
with me?

Jill:What do you mean?

Mr.Durbin:I mean we’ve only studied

Jill:He was right you do want to put your you know up
my you know!

Mr.Durbin:You bet your sweet BIPPY!
Jill:Get out you sick sick sicko!

Mr.Durbin:Can I atleast touch you?

(Closing Credits)

(Mr.Burke’s office)

Mr.Burke:Durbin your FIRED!

Mr.Durbin:Can I at least touch you?

THE END

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#29:”Jump The Shark”
John-Paul seeks advice and comfort from Samantha.

From this episode on there will be a new theme song:"Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!".

Full theme song (Not heard on the show):

"Jesus"
By John-Paul Vitale
Sang by Kenny Rogers

Once upon a time in a land long ago there lived a man named Jesus and his love sure grow oh and he said "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!" oh Jesus spoke his word and that is so true oh Jesus spoke the word of spoken word to me and you.

Once upon a time in a land long past fields of gray I said that that was my life today oh back then in the past life of me I said it was the best gravy in the world for me and for you.

Oh Jesus lived a life of envy his brothers and friends were better than he oh Jesus lived a life full of manly spirit and this is where we will first hear it oh Jesus said "Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!" but Jesus knows better than that.

I lived a life of being the fool and Jesus was it too but in a way we are all gay you and me and me and you we're peas in a pod and not just a few oh JESUS! JESUS WE LOVE YOU! JESUS! JESUS! JESUS WE LOVE YOU!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!

Oh Jesus lived a life of weirdness,envy and dreer but guess what little one Jesus is you in here.Guess what little one Jesus is you in here.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! this is the time for changing and life is rearanging oh nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! oh nah nah nah nah nah HEY! yeah and this is it the time for changing through the times and this is the time that time the time for times to time it our oh YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah YEAH! I said YEAH! I said YEAH! I said nah nah nah nah nah nah nah HEY! I said HEY! I said HEY! I said YEAH followed by HEY!

(Opening Credits)

(The Wine Celler.John Paul is walking down the steps.Samantha is watching TV and eatings chips on the couch.She turns off the TV)

Samantha:And the verdict is?

JP:It’s over

Samantha:She said that?

JP:No but we had a fight

Samantha:So? Fights always happen

JP:Trust me! It’s OVER!

Samantha:FINE!

JP:FINE!

Samantha:FINE!

JP:FINE!

Samantha:Enough

JP:FINE!

Samantha:FINE!

JP:FINE!

Samantha:FINE!

JP:Samantha I’ve had enough

Samantha:Good cause so have I!

(Around a half hour later.John-Paul and is on the couch and Samantha is on the Recliner which is new to the Wine Celler!)

Samantha:When did you notice that your relationship with Jill went down the crapper?

JP:You mean like Jump the Shark?

Samantha:Damn Straight

JP:Examples?

Samantha:Well there’s day One,Never jumped,Graduation,Pueberty,Ted Mcginley…

JP:What does Ted Mcginley have to do with my love life?

Samantha:Trust me…A LOT!

JP:A lot?

Samantha:He’s the patron saint of Shark Jumping

JP:You mean like WHOO (hops)

Samantha:Yes WHOO (hops)

JP:Any others?

Samantha:Color

JP:Nope.We’re both white

Samantha:Ah yes The New Kid in Town

JP:Clark

Samantha:No Cousin Oliver

JP:No I mean Clark as in Jill’s Son.Once she told me she had a son and that Ricky was the father I knew it was over

Samantha:There you go.You have an answer!

JP:Thanks Samantha

Samantha:No Problem

JP:Oh and Samantha just by curiousity when do you think OUR relationship fell apart

Samantha:Our Relationship?

JP:Yeah

Samantha:When did OUR relationship jumped the shark?

JP:Yeah

Samantha:Never

JP:Never?

Samantha:Yeah.Do you think otherwise?

JP:No.Not at all

(They both smile as he walks up the stairs)

(Closing Credits)

(There is no end teaser in this episode)

THE END

In the dazzaling 4 part wedding season finale which will be the first episode to air on TCSN and then re-air on SWN Jill has news…She and Ricky have rekindeld their Romance and are getting married! Ricky wants John-Paul to be his best man which gets him nervous when it comes to writing a speech while Maid of honor Samantha has to deal with planning a party and ugly dresses and Jill and Ricky can’t seem to write their vows.Plus John-Paul finds a pregnancy test in the trash,The priest (Carl Reiner) dies and a subsitute,The father of the Vitale’s new housekeeper (Suzanne Somers) has to fill in and OF COURSE Jill and Ricky get married.

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