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Vince53
03-05-2011, 08:17 PM
All right, my wife made some fantastic chicken for tomorrow, but she left it out to cool. I walk into the kitchen, and the chicken starts calling my name. Minutes later, there is no longer any chicken. Who is to blame?

1) My wife, who knows I love chicken
2) The chicken, who seduced me with its wiles
3) Poor, innocent me, who just happened to walk through the kitchen
Elvis Fonzie Dean
03-05-2011, 09:01 PM
You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.
Vince53
03-05-2011, 09:39 PM
For Pete's sake, I didn't have an affair with the chicken.
C Doody
03-05-2011, 11:20 PM
Is Pete your son? I'm glad you chose to do the right thing for him.
Vince53
03-06-2011, 07:57 AM
My wife and I have always been faithful to each other.

But then, the chicken entered our happy home...
Vince53
03-06-2011, 07:59 AM
You cheated on her. Not much different then if a hot naked chick was laying on your stove.

I hope she was laying eggs.
Vince53
03-07-2011, 09:11 AM
The person who is involve in this whole situation is you,YOU DONT HAVE THE DECENTCY TO NOT TO EAT THAT CHICKEN,

Now hold on there. I was fully dressed and I did not do anything indecent to the chicken.

IF SHE MADE OF TOMMOROW, IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

Whew! You scared me there. But I just checked, and my wife is not made of tommorow.
Vince53
03-09-2011, 05:32 PM
I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.

I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.

Am I cured?
MickeyMac
03-09-2011, 06:22 PM
Another nut is loose I see.
Elvis Fonzie Dean
03-09-2011, 07:36 PM
I would like to report a major spiritual victory today. My wife had just finished baking two magnificent pieces of barbecued sauce flavored chicken and I took them out of the oven. I ate one piece, and then the other piece started calling my name.

I quickly took it to my wife so she could eat it before it was too late.

Am I cured?
Nope.
Vince53
03-09-2011, 11:56 PM
Nope.

Good. I was afraid I'd have to give up eating chicken.
Stormtracker TF
03-10-2011, 06:59 PM
Oh man LOL
Vince53
03-10-2011, 10:12 PM
Oh man LOL

Stormtracker, let me explain. There is no situation so bad, nor is there any situation so good, that a good piece of chicken doesn't improve it.
robyrob
03-12-2011, 04:58 PM
you can't just say something like that.
Vince53
03-12-2011, 07:01 PM
Like what?
robyrob
03-13-2011, 05:42 PM
exactly.
Vince53
03-13-2011, 06:15 PM
I believe that I agree with what I think you intended to mean by that statement.
Stuck In The '70's
03-31-2011, 10:12 PM
Stormtracker, let me explain. There is no situation so bad, nor is there any situation so good, that a good piece of chicken doesn't improve it.
I approve this message. :D
Vince53
04-01-2011, 12:42 AM
Sonny, I see that yo are a man of good taste and high intelligence.