Janice
02-07-2011, 04:45 PM
I sent away for something and received this e-mail shipping confirmation. I laughed out loud. Very clever. :lol:
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Mail Order Shoppe Shipping Confirmation
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We just wanted you to know your order has shipped from our fulfillment center.
Please note that your order may be shipped in more than one box; therefore it may not arrive on the same day.
Your product(s) have been gently taken from our cushiony shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your product(s) and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product(s) into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire city of Las Vegas waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private Mail Order Shoppe jet.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back!
(Just kidding) :)
Thank you for shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe.
We look forward to serving you again. We are continually updating the shopping experience on the web, so come back and visit us soon!
If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our Customer Support Department at:
http://mailordershoppe.com/company/cs_contact.htm
Kind Regards,
The Mail Order Shoppe
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Mail Order Shoppe Shipping Confirmation
<< THIS IS AN AUTOMATED RESPONSE - DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL >>
We just wanted you to know your order has shipped from our fulfillment center.
Please note that your order may be shipped in more than one box; therefore it may not arrive on the same day.
Your product(s) have been gently taken from our cushiony shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.
A team of 50 employees inspected your product(s) and polished them to make sure they were in the best possible condition before mailing.
Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your product(s) into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.
We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire city of Las Vegas waved 'Bon Voyage!' to your package, on its way to you, in our private Mail Order Shoppe jet.
I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as "Customer of the Year". We're all exhausted but can't wait for you to come back!
(Just kidding) :)
Thank you for shopping at The Mail Order Shoppe.
We look forward to serving you again. We are continually updating the shopping experience on the web, so come back and visit us soon!
If you have any questions, please feel free to contact our Customer Support Department at:
http://mailordershoppe.com/company/cs_contact.htm
Kind Regards,
The Mail Order Shoppe